An ultra rare instance of Jordan Schlansky doing actual brilliant work for Conaco 👏🏻

I would watch 100 hours of Conan and Robert tell stories about the old days. Please do more of this

You know Smigel’s a good guy because he immediately credits the writer who gave him the classic line “which of these buttons calls your parents to come pick you up”

Best part of this video, we now know what Jordan actually does.

Robert Smigel is a true comedic genius

The Star Wars bit has about 2.8 million views as of today. Amazing that no matter how many times I watch it...still laugh out loud. Multiple times. Smigel is so quick on his feet. Every nerd gets taken down so well. Just genius.

So we have Robert's wife to thank for not only bringing Conan to late night (since Conan wouldn't have done it without Robert) and for Triumph! Wild.

I LOVE how much Conan loves Robert. He makes him laugh pretty much like no one else although Kevin Nealon can get our Coco going too. Just sheer joy!!!!!!!!!

Did I just learn that Jordan Schlansky is responsible for Triumph?!?!? See he does have a job!!!!!

I'm quite certain Jordan has saved a lot of remotes and inserts, made things happen... There is no way he would've been hired for so long... i mean, the dude just confidently comes in late on fridays, that does not happen if you are useless.

As a Star wars fan, that was one of the greatest bits of television I have ever watched. I am one of those nerds, in spirit, and it was funny, sad, hilarious, real and absolutely true. I fell in love with Triumph and couldn't wait for more content. Thank you!

Triumph sketches from 20 years ago are still hilarious today. We’ve never had a better ‘dog-puppet on the street’ interviewer 👍

Please bring back Robert for another interview. Not only am I a big fan of Robert Smigel's work, but the mutual love and respect these two clearly have for each other was wonderful to listen to. Later in this same interview, Conan and Robert reminisce about the late Bill Tull, who was Conan's longtime prop master. If you don't already listen to the Inside Conan podcast, I really recommend listening to the episode where Bill Tull was the guest. Robert Smigel has been on Inside Conan a few times, and I can wholeheartedly recommend his episodes as well.

Jordan Schlanskys various tasks coming to fruition.

The Westminster Dog Show was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Seeing Triumph back then was like nothing else on TV at the time. Then, the Star Wars line outside the theater was so funny as Triumph (Robert) ripped on the people waiting in line. Also, Spock from Star Trek flicking people off....priceless !!

The man who gave me my best comedy moments. I never knew I could laugh this hard until I met Triumph.

What I love about Smigel, apart from his comedic genius in coming up with and performing Triumph, is that he's unstinting in the credit he gives others who've helped him along the way. This says a lot about who he probably is as a person, not just a comedian.

This episode slapped so hard! Triumph was my favorite when I watched Conan on late night! Smigel is a genius… For me to poop on! 🐶 I’ll see myself out now 😂🤣

That Star Wars clip remains one of the funniest things to ever exist.

Triumph as a weatherman making fun of Hawaii is still one of the greatest things ever. That, and his insult to Donna Murphy at the Tony Awards.

The star wars remote is one the funniest things I've ever seen."What does this button do.Tell your parents to come pick you up"😂😂😂😂😂

Robert Smigel and Conan are a perfect pair. Robert, who is hilarious, is a perfect straight man to Conan. You can see they genuinely love each other. I need a part 2 to this episode.❤

I loved that Smigel would break character as well, he'd laugh often while insulting. In Curb your Enthusiasm he plays Yari and during his speech he's holding back laughter. It's amazing!

so this is why jordan says he does "various things", because the statute of limitations might not be up on all of them

I remember watching the Star Wars remote when it aired. It's still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Robert Smigel definitely one of the comedic geniuses of our time 💗

Those early days of Kazaa and Limewire and such, when you weren't searching for music or (clears throat)... um... certain videos and movies... sometimes you'd get old sketches: SNL, Kids in the Hall, The State, etc. I remember those Will Ferrell "Harry Caray" bits, and the now infamous Bruce Dickinson "Cowbell" sketch were passed around quite a bit. Sometimes just the audio! I vaguely remember trying to get as much Triumph (including the Star Wars segment) and as many SNL "Bill Brasky" sketches as I could find. My girlfriend at the time even got me Triumph's album, "Come Poop With Me." I still jam those songs and I adored the DVD live show. -Heck, I was such a fan of Triumph that I had been cast as a Flamenco Spaniard-type character in "The Servant of Two Masters" with a mask and cape, the whole deal. Everyone loved my voice and delivery. I was basically affecting Triumph's voice and delivery. "Geeve mee my black coat! I Weel obtain SATEESFACTION! EET'S BUT A TRIFLE!!! A TRIFLE!!!" I'd deliver a line, and in the back of my head I'd think, "....formetopoopon."

Conan + Smigel + Brian Stack = Magic

"Ahhh yeys! Ahhh yes! Ahhhhh YEYS!" This goddamn sentence really engraved to my mind because of this man 😂

Robert doesn't mention this, but he mentioned it on Inside Conan, but I love the origin of Triumph's voice. Yes, it's an imitation of his Russian grandparents, but apparently he had been doing that voice since he was a kid. That was just, in his head, what every dog sounded like. So if he was talking to the family dog as a kid, that would be the voice he used to respond to himself.

The Star Wars remote is unbelievably funny, but one of my favorite remotes is when Triumph went to the Michael Jackson trial. There's only a couple people there that are in on the joke. So many of the people are weird and strange with no self awareness that they are weird and strange and they are 100% serious and that made it so uncomfortably funny. I remember there's a woman in that one dressed like a clown without makeup and has a Michael Jackson marionette, but she's refusing to talk to Triumph on camera and he says oh I understand, wouldn't want to compromise your dignity!

So funny to hear these stories. I was a high schooler in the early 2000s and a devoted Conan viewer and didn't realize Triumph was a new-ish concept then. Always thought it was an old bit!

I feel like the world needs Triumph more than ever right now

Already listened to the podcast but coming to youtube to watch/listen again just cause it's so delightful having these two sharing stories and their good times together. Didn't even like podcasts, but impossible to resist Conan

Dragonmaster (RIP) "Yes, and don't you forget to finish your Fillet -o- Fish" Has me rolling every time. Also the "What are you a Korean guy under there???" LMAO. Pure comedy gold.

This interview with Robert was great, it seems like you have deep friendship. And he is hysterical... Random request to have Robert Kenny and Cheryl Hines on someday. I would love to hear what questions you'd have for them and see how two history buffs like yourself and Bobby get on.

We now know what Jordan Schlansky meant by various tasks

Jordan might have been saying the phrase "various duties" all these years to avoid implicating himself

As a long time late night watcher - whether I was watching Dave or Conan - I wondered how they managed to get into certain venues to do remote segments. I always assumed it was setup and someone at the venue was in on the joke, but it sounds like that wasn't always the case. I think it would be an AWESOME podcast if Conan and Co. shared stories of the not-so-above-bar ways and means they managed to gain access to these places!

As a Star Wars fan, my god, I saw that Triumph remote air and my friends and I were in tears laughing so hard. It was just hit after hit after hit on that one.

Jordan did this epic one thing and then thought that's enough for the rest of my career

Robert Smigel and Triumph are this generation’s Don Rickles.

6:50 - Yeah! The Westminster Dog Show and Star Wars remotes were the first "viral videos" I remember sharing with anybody in 2003 _(along w/ a lot of Tenacious D and Mr. Show episodes I had on burned DVDs...)_

what a nice story - FOR ME TO POOP ON!

The Star Wars Triumph clip lives rent free in my head

Omg that Star Wars remote was epic! Definitely among the early KZfaq videos. Robert is so funny and fascinating on every podcast he goes on. So fun to see him reminiscing

When Conan is describing the Triumph puppet did anyone else catch Bob saying “soulful” right before Conan says that the eyes are “dead” and then responding “yes?” What a professional!

The remote Smigel and Jack McBrayer did in Chicago is some of the funniest TV I’ve ever seen. It was pure gold.

That might be the most redeeming story about Simon Cowell that I've heard.

Its funny because all these years Conan kept saying Jordan was not actually working and yet he went out of his way to make the first Triumph remote possible

I remember exactly what Robert's talking about, Triumph at the Star Wars opening was one if the first videos to go full on internet viral.

01:48 Conan mimicking triumph “oh yes, oh yes” is pretty darn good! And funny 😅

The Triumph Star Wars remote is possibly one of the funniest moments in television history. During my time in the military, I invited friends in our dorms over to watch it on my computer. Then, they invited other people, and we’d watch it again. Eventually, we had half-a-dozen or more people at a time watching this sketch on a small computer monitor.

Robert and Conan.... thank God for this combination

Thank you for having the amazing Robert Smigel on! Now please bring on Brian Stack!

Triumph is a classic character, so many one-liners, great stuff... ...FOR ME TO LAUGH AT!

I miss Triumph so much! God the way he roasted people and witty!

Triumph the insult comic dog is one of my fav characters to ever hit a tv screen

I remember the Triumph Star Wars video being "viral" on the internet at the time. It wasn't as easy to track down (I found it on Kazaa), but there was this sense that everyone on the internet had seen it.

Triumph is the voice of the thoughts we didn't think but wish we did.

That Star Wars video is the single funniest video I've ever seen in my life.

We still quote stuff from the Star Wars gig. Classic.

Of all Talk Shows I’ve seen, Conan was the BEST! I grew up watching Carson, Letterman, Leno and the few in between and he’s still the funniest!

My respect for Jordan has skyrocketed.

Something that I think would have been great is Triumph appearing on the Jiminy Glick show. Martin Short has the best improv skills, and he and Robert Smigel could have a blast together.

For me, Thriumph was mexican always. And keep on that way always! ❤️❤️😝👍

RIP to the City Wizard from the Star Wars remote.

Did we just learn that Conan has known what Jordan does this whole time!?

Shout out to Jordan Schlansky for saving the day!!

The 2002 Attack Of The Clones Video,LMFAO😂😂 Highly recommend if you've never seen it😂😂

The Wiener Circle remote is the funniest!!! 😂

Triump is the GOAT. Made me laugh on the top of my lungs everytime.

I relate so much here to what Conan said about hurt feelings. I can handle someone thinking I'm unfunny or dumb (cuz most of the time they're right lol), but I have great difficulty handling someone thinking I'm a jerk. even strangers.

That was a good clip. You should have him back again some time. The retelling of some of the stories from the original show are fun.

My favorite Triumph roast was the one he did on the streets in Quebec...I couldn't stop laughing

nothing like a good Origin Story.

thanks for this backstory .. such a legend

In addition to Smigel's Triumph stuff, his Clutch Cargo-style portrayals of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Clinton, et al., being interviewed on a TV that descends from the ceiling -- oh, sweet Jeezus, those skits made me roar with laughter. Conan's my all-time favorite late nite host, even beating out Carson, Letterman, Leno, and everybody else. Craig Fergusen would be my 2nd favorite, followed by Letterman. But Conan's show was always the best, and let me give a shout-out to the Max Weinberg 7 and the kick-ass Late Nite With Conan O'Brien theme song, easily the best one since the Carson TONIGHT SHOW theme. I like Fallon, Kimmel, and Seth -- wasn't a fan of the Carpool Karaoke guy (I've forgotten his bloody name, which tells you something) -- but they're all also-rans, easily 2nd Tier talents behind Conan, Fergusen, and Letterman, and Carson as #4 I guess, though I must admit that I have a huge appreciation for the musical skits that Fallon used to do -- his Neil Young spoofs, backed up by Bruce Springsteen (!), the Doors performing the theme song of READING RAINBOW, and all his Ragtime Gals versions of hip-hop songs, etc. But Conan was the BEST of the bunch, with Andy & Max (and the Band) and monster-talents like Smigel going above-and-beyond, bringing the funny. I distinctly remember, during the Monica Lewinsky scandal, Conan doing a skit about Bill Clinton becoming an artist/painter like Jackson Pollack . . . where we see a huge canvas get SPLATTERED as if by a Clintonian cumshot. GodDAMN but that had me roaring with laughter, wondering how in the f*ck they'd managed to get that past the censors.

I swear I saw Robert and Triumph sitting in the bleachers at the Macys Thanksgiving parade on tv. Someone was getting interviewed in the foreground and in the background I saw Smigel realizing he was in the shot and sticking up Triumph so he could be seen. My son said. “Is that Triumph the Insult dog?” Can anyone remember possibly seeing this too?

I had the best of Triumph dvd. It was a great dvd.... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Did Jordan prepare his body in various ways before producing that remote?

A glimpse into one of Jordan's many responsibilities and task revealed!😂

The Star Wars remote is probably number 1 for me, but the Tony Awards, Michael Jackson Trial, and the mean-staffed hot dog stand (in Chicago, I believe) ones could all easily tie at number 2.

Smigel's Triumph joke at the Star Wars premiere "which button do you press to call your parents...?" Is one of the funniest, if not THE best, jokes ever in late night. 😂😂😂

I always believed in Schlansky!

Yes, the voice/accent makes it crazy funny

The Triumph of Shopping for Puppets by Robert Smigel

Wow finally evidence of Jordan performing one of his various duties and responsibilites!!!

His face perfectly matches the triumph's character

I still recall when Smigal ran into "Blackwolf the dragon master", lol. And he completely roasted that guy for having a McD's filet of fish, lololol! "WHERE ALL DRAGON MASTERS EAT". 😂🤣😂

The Star wars bit with Triumph is the greatest bit of all time, nothing beats it nothing.

Beautiful story of the birth of crude humor hero, so cool thank you for sharing!!

a various task!.....amazing

This was a great episode - hope they post the Bernie Brillstein story from the end of the interview. I was on the floor laughing 😂

Jordan and triumph remote would be hilarious.

The Hawaii weather forecast is still my favorite one.

Insult comedy is extremely hard. How many comics have totally bombed with a horrible delivery or a flat out wrong joke. Don Rickles is the GOAT. Triumph is the well trained stident.

One of my favorite interviews was Triumph and Ted "The Lion" Cruz.

I recall that at the MTV Awards Eminem wasn't exactly thrilled by Triumph.

Schlansky for the WIN! I would love to hear more of his various task and duties!