The social akward Carjacker. Facebook: / robbazking Twitter: #!/RobbazTube
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@robbo3529 жыл бұрын
7:00 "I'm fucking HOOVERING! Fuck the laws of physics, I'm flying out of Yale." Robbaz, dropping out of a prestigious educational institute to do physics-bending vacuum cleaning.
@PierceArner9 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold right here.
@iPelaaja19 жыл бұрын
Fucking gold
@justmaartenFTW9 жыл бұрын
pls sir have all my likes
@PatootyPanda9 жыл бұрын
oh my god you just made my day
@Tezzeen9 жыл бұрын
Shut up and take my likes!
@Zlaterrr9 жыл бұрын
Lol when the police realised it is robbaz
@landedhoaxer9 жыл бұрын
AAAAGHHH!
@SZFlow9 жыл бұрын
lmfao, that scream
@beargguy38099 жыл бұрын
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*
@kaollachan9 жыл бұрын
fangasme
@Iceozo19 жыл бұрын
That was some fucking gold haha.
@IronSmokeLTD9 жыл бұрын
You made that officer's life when you said your opener. That was the funniest scream ever!
@chaddicusthegreat9 жыл бұрын
shutup! there are few times in your life when fangirling is totally acceptable. This is one of them.
@redholm9 жыл бұрын
Chad MacLean And it's not forever in Robbaz's video :D
@chaddicusthegreat9 жыл бұрын
TheBastardCommie it's funny the cops on our server are getting mad at me because it was unprofessional. Its robbaz.. When do you meet your youtube idols? I'm allowed to fan girl
@redholm9 жыл бұрын
Chad MacLean indeed. You are always allowed to go mad when KZfaqrs are around :P That and you still did your job. So i don't see the problem.
@TheTophat229 жыл бұрын
Chad MacLean Well your fangirling has gotta be my favorite moment in any Robbaz vid
@MatthewSanthos9 жыл бұрын
The cop fangirling was the best thing ever.
@RealBenAnderson8 жыл бұрын
"Robbaz here, playing ARMA 3." *screams like little girl*
@jesusacristo3078 жыл бұрын
+Ben “Paracidic” Anderson So true
@Charharr8 жыл бұрын
+Ben “Paracidic” Anderson Oh god, that had me crying with laughter.
@ImFromIowa4 жыл бұрын
We need more reactions to fans discovering Robbaz is really robbaz in the game they’re playing.
@69canadianeh9 жыл бұрын
4:35 "If you can't pay the ticket we'll give you another ticket. If you can't pay that we send you to jail." XD lol how the fuck does that make sense.
@J4CK17199 жыл бұрын
Reggae shark.
@69canadianeh9 жыл бұрын
Jack Calder I don't wanna hurt ya, i just wantchya ganja
@J4CK17199 жыл бұрын
He don't have no political agenda, he just wants redemption
@nishikoto9 жыл бұрын
In Altis Life, you're given x amount of chances to pay the ticket before the police will just arrest you.
@69canadianeh9 жыл бұрын
1337Banana ik but just listen to the way that sound. you can't afford this so we'll charge you more.
@greatorder9 жыл бұрын
'Robbaz here, playing ARMA 3' *manly scream*
@Robbaz9 жыл бұрын
Time to get Awkward! Also don't forget to lock your cars, so i can pick it. Previous video: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/r6d7lLuIu6evpKs.html
@ceruleanjove6349 жыл бұрын
You totally should have taken advantage of your minor youtube celeb status
@kittypewpew9 жыл бұрын
What server is that?
@gurthbrooks35019 жыл бұрын
Wtf Robbert!! Where's your volvo this is not viking style
@ResalePrimeDirectives9 жыл бұрын
The best car "yacker" you will be Robbaz. ;)
@johanericsson31959 жыл бұрын
Fy fan vad bra
@MysticAustin9 жыл бұрын
The fanboy squeal at 5:30 had me laughing so hard! Hahahaha
@jimmyscringlo9 жыл бұрын
Adam watches videos on the internet I bet that man who you're drowning wasn't.
@jimmyscringlo9 жыл бұрын
Adam watches videos on the internet Is that how you get people to ship banned games into Australia for you?
@Mjolknirn9 жыл бұрын
That was my reaction just from getting a reply on KZfaq from Robbaz.
@DaMango10009 жыл бұрын
how do you think i felt when he replied to my reply on twitter lol
@DaMango10009 жыл бұрын
TC195 lucky
@Techn0forlife9 жыл бұрын
hahah 5:25 Robbaz: "Robbaz here, playing Arma 3" Dude: *Girly fan scream* omg that was the best XD
@chaddicusthegreat9 жыл бұрын
ROBBAZ IT WAS AN HONOR CATCHING YOU YOU DAMN THIEF! From your alltime favourite constable, The Savior
@iamram939 жыл бұрын
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@protoeuropeanhistorian73699 жыл бұрын
DAAH!!!! VIKING POWER THE NIPPLES! THE NIPPLES!!!! NOM NOM NOMN NOM NOM GIVEE ME ALL THE LIKES HEHEHAHHAAHH
@whatitdo75779 жыл бұрын
You know fanboying is a thing?
@nolanbeardy82129 жыл бұрын
Matthew Chang Your missing the comedic side of the comment 'fangirling' 5:19 . just don't get so technical :)
@m1k33113r9 жыл бұрын
What Mod is that? How do I get to that server?
@heathderandarenterha33339 жыл бұрын
"Robbaz here playing Arma3" "AGHGHGHUHHHHHHHH"
@instagamrr9 жыл бұрын
My goal in life is to grow up and be a Car Yacker.
@SmithandWesson1579 жыл бұрын
ha.?
@JohnnyRoevjaern699 жыл бұрын
Im a yak
@JohnnyRoevjaern699 жыл бұрын
Im not a whore sir
@instagamrr9 жыл бұрын
andrewbi He's not a whore, he's a yak. l2read
@instagamrr9 жыл бұрын
Knurre Von Kukhagel You sir are my spirit animal.
@dumpstercast-refuseradio84299 жыл бұрын
6 counts of carjacking, 15 counts of attempted carjacking, 1 count of vehicular manslaughter... Jesus, Robbaz. Have you been carjacking again?
@sylvanyiamiller85599 жыл бұрын
Tabby Cat car-yacking*
@ktcrvdpoak9 жыл бұрын
This is how GTA online should have been
@elgroxo9 жыл бұрын
FUCKING THIS!!!!!
@jaiburlingham26158 жыл бұрын
Agreed wish this had been released as a standalone and not DayZ for years, could've been refined and fixed and just been an epic game but guess the demand ain't there
@dynamitegames8 жыл бұрын
I would fan girl to if I met robbaz while playing arma
@rasmusolsen4417 жыл бұрын
Too*
@yamasaa9 жыл бұрын
A carhacker? Someone who puts jackets on cars? Aah fuck it.. A carjerker!
@samparekh31639 жыл бұрын
You mean fuck the car? _Oh my._
@yamasaa9 жыл бұрын
Sam Parekh That's what _cums_ after ;)
@samparekh31639 жыл бұрын
Mariāno How big of a jack do you have?
@yamasaa9 жыл бұрын
Sam Parekh Oh well, we've got all sorts and sizes. But the biggest is only available in black. Do you wish to try that one out? It comes with eBola for free, which is our newest mail service for customers.
@samparekh31639 жыл бұрын
Yes, I like to order the biggest size available. My current just isn't big enough. However, is there a way I can use the Amazon Line (Phone sex joke) instead? I already have membership.
@nathandonnelly59948 жыл бұрын
"I'm fucking hoovering!" - Robbaz, 2015
@ethanherp35758 жыл бұрын
5:20 Oh my fucking god that was adorable
@TheSponkyhh9 жыл бұрын
I never thought you would be the person to play something like that :o
@Robbaz9 жыл бұрын
Gildenopa Hier Nachname einfügen Never expected to edit anything like this.
@takemasu459 жыл бұрын
***** Do you edit all your own videos Robert? btw your videos keep me sane at work. Regards, Australian army edit: love you
@ABudgetPC9 жыл бұрын
***** try out arma 3 life. i think you'ld like it as well.
@JakeW1179 жыл бұрын
Stuart Coghill I've watched him working for the Canadian Army, too!
@ABudgetPC9 жыл бұрын
true but the videos till then would be amazing
@AfferbeckBeats9 жыл бұрын
"Fifteen counts of attempted auto theft, dang"
@tristinbrammer20138 жыл бұрын
Robbaz here playing arma tree." "AHHHHHHH!"
@TheAlFowl9 жыл бұрын
"They sent me to Yale." -Robbaz Gotta love that shit xD
@YeOldeGabe9 жыл бұрын
"Police Officer, He's stealing my truck!"
@knots25249 жыл бұрын
"Hoovering"
@Sleepy.Time.9 жыл бұрын
like and favorite this shit
@Robbaz9 жыл бұрын
Atheistprimate become a carjacker today
@MsMastress9 жыл бұрын
A caryacker...
@erics97748 жыл бұрын
+Robbaz I think u meant caryacker
@tomjordan93599 жыл бұрын
Armas fun until a hacker spams flashbangs over every player on the map and throws your car into a river.
@ianrbuck9 жыл бұрын
I love it when people in multiplayer games recognize Robbaz's voice. Start at 5:00 to see that moment.
@kennethwarring76819 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Altis, where Police officers carry M4 Carbines.
@---__-_---___9 жыл бұрын
In Paris, police walk around with Famas'
@PanzerIVAE9 жыл бұрын
In my country.....Police.....Are fucking weak.....It's rare to see any cop with a gun
@raphaelleon37759 жыл бұрын
Giant Dad Where do ya live? Sounds terrible. Here in Brazil, in some areas like Rio, we have fucking tanks around. Not really tanks, but big ass trucks with a load of weapons and armor
@PanzerIVAE9 жыл бұрын
Our country is very crappy, that's all I can say
@raphaelleon37759 жыл бұрын
Giant Dad So... France? hahahah lol jk Idk as long as you have some police, you're kinda safe
@justmaartenFTW9 жыл бұрын
i love robbaz because he is such an unique youtuber. not cuz of his content but the way he comentates and interacts with fans. he just makes videos for fun whenever he wants with no basis. i like that
@amadeusvonbeethoven69019 жыл бұрын
Just came home, see two Robbaz vids, this day can't get any more Glorious
@Chrysa1isTYPE20007 жыл бұрын
only robbaz could escape from prison
@Adamski707A9 жыл бұрын
I love how the officer just breaks character and Squees all over the place when he realises.
@Dwaffinator9 жыл бұрын
I need more of this. It is probably the funniest video you've uploaded in a damn long time! :D
@jamesbutler8659 жыл бұрын
Hands down one of the funniest videos you have ever uploaded
@sodasofaman8 жыл бұрын
"Robbaz here, playing, Our Ma Tree"
@ZgamerReview9 жыл бұрын
The cop guy is getting starstruck :P
@tobim55749 жыл бұрын
So many uploads, I love you Robbaz!
@weirdofun19 жыл бұрын
I've just recently started watching your videos and I'm happy to see there's a good many of them. 7:05 'Fuck the laws of physics I'm flying out of Yale.' That honestly made my day!
@nicoperson9 жыл бұрын
"Robbaz here playing Arma 3" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" im dying XD
@cas44009 жыл бұрын
This video was fucking genius Robbert :,D please do more video's with your friends (and with carjacking)
@andrewkillian58779 жыл бұрын
This was your best video in a while
@GuitarLord1179 жыл бұрын
Love how the dude recognized your voice and went ape shit, congratulations Robbaz you're a video game celebrity.
@rodneybennink7049 жыл бұрын
Dit you fly out of prison
@FG-ip3de9 жыл бұрын
I dont Know I think he died and fell
@chrisstone23499 жыл бұрын
The guy that is really bored and doesn't know what to do..... no he escaped and didnt die
@norwegianviking26129 жыл бұрын
He did not die and he did not escape. You need someone to do a prison break to escape and in jail you got God mode
@jammose62089 жыл бұрын
Hahaha dat fan reaction
@jammose62089 жыл бұрын
And the Robbaz bird and submarine moments haha shit
@RunescapeWhack9 жыл бұрын
jammose keep it to yourself mate
@skithe2079 жыл бұрын
This video made me so happy. The reaction to the "Robbaz here, playing Arma 3" was the greatest thing ever.
@secretcctvcameraOG8 жыл бұрын
The first ever video I stumbled across of yours. Liking the A3 content.
@CoccheSaurus9 жыл бұрын
i would totally react like that fanboy !
@dingerboofer7 жыл бұрын
Who watched this in 2016? Me!
@blooot58617 жыл бұрын
Who watched this in 2017? Me!
@snafu30167 жыл бұрын
Vokunzoldaan \m/ who's going to watch this in 2018? Me!
@play4ryt6706 жыл бұрын
Luke Sprite WHATCHED IN 2018 BITCHES!!!
@pickletarts81966 жыл бұрын
"They were my fanboys.. they sent me to *YALE* " 6:42 LMAO
@Matisto19 жыл бұрын
Johan you are a true hero! Also Robbaz I really loved this video, please make more of these!
@alexkwan38 жыл бұрын
the people who play police in arma are so cringy
@Happycorp58 жыл бұрын
Always acting way to serious and by the book, I've played police before and either been really chilled out or super oppressive in a fun way.
@jaiburlingham26158 жыл бұрын
+DaBaDaMaMaN I know you could take it too seriously, but I at least always tried to play properly yet every other cop would always be pissin about and just death matching which is worse.
@Happycorp58 жыл бұрын
Jai Burlingham Well I'd never abuse my power too much, like I mean I'd be chill and put on silly accents and stuff and do crazy shit just to arrest people for minor offences.
@punch33228 жыл бұрын
That gamemode is so cringy.
@Aussieduderivs18 жыл бұрын
Ur mom is cringy
@thesequeltoobama70308 жыл бұрын
+healer56heal 1v1 me on club penguin m8 iceberg on the snowball server no snowballs
@punch33228 жыл бұрын
Your Local Kuklenko u fokin play dat kiddi gam? fite me in roblox u fokin skrublord
@thesequeltoobama70308 жыл бұрын
***** fok m8 I don't evn hav builders club
@Aussieduderivs18 жыл бұрын
+healer56heal I swer 2krist eye will hook u in de gabber if u kep dis shit up
@ServantofBaal9 жыл бұрын
robbaz: always having 100 times more fun playing a game than anyone else
@jakenewland59499 жыл бұрын
I lost it at 4:15 when he finished reading robert his charges and just goes "that's all bullshit sir" lol
@TeamxAwesome9 жыл бұрын
This would be an awesome series! Much love from Belgium
@spiketoy109 жыл бұрын
OMG you need to make more of these!!! so good!!!
@DjMR19899 жыл бұрын
HA I Love Altis Life!!! ANd seeing you playing this is even more amazing!!!
@ReeferReas9 жыл бұрын
Play more of this Robbaz! Could be a great series
@SHINYREDBULLETS9 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha brilliant! Loved when that guy creamed himself at the "Robbaz here, playing more..." :D I think you made his day :)
@glutiousmaximas31989 жыл бұрын
you are honestly the funniest person on youtube!!!
@shoodaboo67039 жыл бұрын
Awh I love how excited he got when he figured out it was Robert. And Robert was just like stealing his 16th car and they're like, where's my car? SHOPPED THAT SHIT
@TheOdd9 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what sort of game mode this was and I had no idea what was happening most of the time but this was amazing. Please do more!
@heck82149 жыл бұрын
That scream when Robbaz did the intro xD
@Hawnzor9 жыл бұрын
That fangirl scream when the constable realised that it was you Robert.....best part of the video.
@ImAboutDaTym9 жыл бұрын
I love the guys reaction when he realises its robbaz especially when he says Robbaz here playing ArmA 3 he literally shat himself with excitement
@XICOLOURSHD9 жыл бұрын
Omg you have to keep making more of these cause I love watching people play this game and your just fu nay as playing it please make more
@MrTufnNuf9 жыл бұрын
Robbaz playing Arma? Fucking Yes
@Moti27x9 жыл бұрын
Best Robbaz Video Ever
@RunaTohroni9 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I rewind 5:08, the part where he says "hello," I can stop laughing.
@amazonprime27909 жыл бұрын
Thanks Robbert for uploading a few vids recently
@dammitcooper9 жыл бұрын
need more videos like this. Funniest video in a long time. I wish you would do the battlefield videos again like you did long ago.
@jojoshinator9 жыл бұрын
MORE of this Robbaz PLEASE !
@AgEd159 жыл бұрын
Caryacker! Robbaz keep it comin men! Love yo vids
@LethalOC9 жыл бұрын
That was GLORIOUS!!!! More of that please :D
@thepravus17769 жыл бұрын
I loved this, can't wait to see more.
@thelazygenie14389 жыл бұрын
man robbaz is the best youtuber ever
@Thedonutmstr9 жыл бұрын
pls more. This was beautiful.
@vermanshane9 жыл бұрын
For people new to Arma: It's a game where you can do whatever you want in a vast Military simulation sandbox, thanks to an easy to use editor and thousands of user created missions. Also with a very strong mod community providing alternate forms of fun such as giant robot mechs, and raptors as two standout examples.
@Dave-kn6ul9 жыл бұрын
more of this GLORIOUSNESS please!
@sexyitalian8919 жыл бұрын
Robbaz is the best hahaha. Always makes me laugh.
@TheTophat229 жыл бұрын
The best Robbaz video is one where he has to say words with 'J' alot
@lostitem9 жыл бұрын
7:00 Nobody can cage Robbaz in jail, he'll just fly out majestically and slowly XD
@TheDullDutchMan9 жыл бұрын
More!!! I haven't laughed so much in a long while
@Wartalk9 жыл бұрын
The fangirling over arresting Robbaz is too real man
@markuszirnheld93627 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite video on your channel
@markuszirnheld93623 жыл бұрын
still my favorite
@simondicko919 жыл бұрын
I love watching ppl playing this game :-) keep up the good work :-)
@elinasvensson9 жыл бұрын
Damn you robert, I was about to go to sleep but nooo then you decide to upload a video. Now it's 2 am and I can't sleep ._.
@adamkowal43819 жыл бұрын
The day I meet Robbaz in a video game is the day I can die happy.
@thegoat40339 жыл бұрын
This is so funny, please do more of this.
@dukeskyhopper9 жыл бұрын
Best Arma 3 video ever...
@rickybrock61439 жыл бұрын
I demand more of this gloriousness
@justingould20209 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so hard for ages! My cheeks still hurt.
@jess33366779 жыл бұрын
I want more of these! Too funny.
@Hideyoriisdaman9 жыл бұрын
The police chase was by far the most exciting thing that has happened to me this year. :3 Love you Robert :33
@smpfilmsfan129 жыл бұрын
Omfg Robbaz that was aweesome more more more please!1!!
@GamesTSF9 жыл бұрын
Almost missed a train laughing my ass off at this yesterday...
@TooFrost9 жыл бұрын
This video was GLORIOUS
@hotelven9 жыл бұрын
Omg the guys scream when he figures out he captured Robbaz I think that's the best thing ever