More Bethesda(or Obsidian) : kzfaq.info/sun/PLfndWzNAXra06znz1QPRdyApj0-W_2-lW Written guide : www.reddit.com/r/ymfah/comments/d47uiv/how_to_beat_new_vegas_with_0_equip_load/? If y'all got any questions I'll be answering those here.

"He came charging the dam, with nothing but a machete and leather armor, he stabbed Kimball 28 times and ate one of his arms, it was so fast the rangers couldn't even take aim. About 2 hours later he came back, this time with the Legion. He killed about 40 of our men with the speed of a bullet, went inside and somehow passed all the fortifications and veteran, well skilled soldiers, and killed general Lee. How was this possible I have no idea, he slashed trough black coated rangers, Power armor heavy soldiers with only a machete, eating them afterwards. The few survivors that lived to tell the tale call him the "Monster of the Mojave" His last know location was in Freeside, apparently he killed the members of the gang known as the Kings and ate their leaders, he has disappeared since." -Traumatised NCR Ranger

"Winners don't do drugs, stupid." -a man currently pumped on every drug.

"What you say is true. I apologize for my rash action - it was out of grief and loyalty." "alright cool btw can i eat caesar" "lmao sure"

"Let's end this Courier. You, and I." Courier, struggling to eat Mentats, inhale Jet, and inject Psycho all at once: "M-hmm. Yeah. One sec."

"We've fortified this place to hold out indefinitely against an army" But was it designed to withstand a man with a machete and a fuckload of drugs?

How to Beat New Vegas with 0 Equip Load: Help everyone, then betray everyone, then eat everyone

I like how "completing" Honest Hearts is just killing the two New Caananites and leaving

*drops the stealth suit “Did I do something wrong?” Now I just feel sad

NPC: So, why'd you become a cannibal? PC: I didn't want to pick up any food.

Imagine how freaked out Benny must have been as a dude who he shot in the head comes back and starts beating him to death with his bare hands, while taking literally hundreds more bullets to the head and not even flinching.

Hey ymfah, for future Fallout Stuff, you can hold E when drinking water to keep drinking without stopping. May save you some finger arthritis

21:50 Killed House, killed Caesar, NCR could pretty much roll on in any time and take over vegas thanks to you, but they're pissed because you stole a ride on their fancy train one time.

imagine being elite security of your nations leader and failing to protect him from a larping cartel member.

imagine challenging your mailman to a fight and he briefly checks his watch and takes fistfuls of drugs before beating you to death with one of his hundreds of weightless machetes that he stole from the post-apocalyptic colosseum down the street

“Winners don’t do drugs stupid” *Proceeds to do all of the drugs*

"Let's end this courier, you and I." Proceeds to watch as a man downs over a kilo of drugs and takes out a machete.

"Could I bother you to hand over your weapons?" ymfah, holding 209 machetes behind his back: "N-no problem, haha..."

Mr house is the human equivalent of a century egg, that makes him a delicacy in some countries. That's some high class dinning ymfah

The horror in your brain’s voice when you flirted with it “Are you... *ARE YOU COMING ON TO ME?!* “

"I fear no man. But that thing..." FOD "It scares me."

Courier at beginning: "Man, how am i gonna eat anything, i only have so long!" Courier at end: Godly cannibal who is hopped up on every drug known to man, extremely skilled in hand-to-hand and melee combat, slain (and eaten the corpses of) some of the most feared and powerful men in the Mojave desert, can combo deathclaws and robots into the air, all with just a machete, AND CAN LITERALLY STOP TIME.

Lol here I was thinking he wasnt gonna go cannibal but actually finish the game before he starves

3:55 *Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches*

5:47 I don't think i single soul on the entire fandom has ever run across this one dialogue option

13:10, "go get a bucket" The world trembles.

Can ymfah beat the whole fallout series only using his tongue?

"waifu suit" I spent over an hour learning the GECK so I could still have the suit voice while wearing other armor. The aurora stealth suit AI needs protecting, loving, and affirmation,

"Why did you kill our leader, reprogram our turrets against us, and set off the self-destruct to destroy our base?" "The collar you put on me was too heavy."

"Hey mate why do you keep giving that guy machetes for free?" "Because I heard that he wants to beat the game with 0 load so I helped him"

Oliver: We’ve fortified this place to hold out indefinitely against an army PC: But what about one cannibal with a machete with enough Turbo in his blood to put down a feral moose

I love how you basically become Fallout : Metal Gear Rising at the end.

16:34 "We live in a society". Indeed, Ymfah, indeed.

"Male, any gift" It took my brain a few moments to go "hold up"

When it came up with "5 Hours 'til Death" I think I actually felt nervous. I'm not even involved! How does he do it!?

Of course you have to eat Joshua Graham, he's the only one who isn't raw

Why is it whenever he does one of these weightless challenges it just turns into a bloodbath.

Who would win? The entire NCR army 1 coked out mailman

Game: Ymfah: ... Ymfah: *We don’t do that here*

16:35 “We live in a society.”

Ulysses: "Let's end this courier, you and I." Currier: "Ight hold on a second..." *_Proceeds to snort more coke than Tony Montana_*

Mitten Squad: "Im gonna play this game using a single gun on very easy" ymfah: "OBSERVE WEAKLING"

I am actually surprised this can actually be done because quest items are extremely limited in New Vegas.

I think my favorite thing about these ymfah videos is that he plays this awesome champion music when in reality it's mostly him spending hours doing tedious grinding. So basically it's exactly like Rocky.

Is it ironic that christine dies after holding a grudge about being locked in a basement in a room with "LET GO" on the wall

Mitten Squad: Hello, this is Mitten Squad and today, we will be asking, "Can you bake cookies without an oven or microwave"? Mitten Squad: *Makes Cookies with a campfire* Ymfah doing the same challenge: *Makes cookies by pumping himself with every drug known to man and using a long bucket to float himself to the sun where he bakes the cookies*

Mad Max: Stuff and Car Madder Max: Stuff Maddest Max: Nothing

26:47 holy shit, I never noticed she had Serana's voice

Heck Gunderson saying "We live in a society" caught me off guard completely xD

You really need to give us editing lessons. Like seriously, this is an incredible display of talent. I will offer money.

Thanks for the Metal Gear Rising shout out at 43:00. Maximum respect.

I'm gonna be laughing at the editing on "Think you're going to upstage MEEEEEEE at the Sierra Madre? I. Don't. Think. So." for days! XD

25:16 pls tell me everyone else heard that satisfying in sync with the music

Patrolling the mojave with nothing almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Did you really just slap a mustache on Steve Carell and call him Mr. House? I love it

17:50 "Avoid them like the plague" *checks date* Yep, we were still avoiding them back then, checks out.

11:14 BOOMERS! THE SECRET OF HIS PIP-BOY 3000, IS TIME! IT'S A PIP-BOY THAT STOPS TI- *ZA WARUDO!*

**Ymfah:** any gift **Also Ymfah:** choose "built to destroy" and "Logan's loophole" Make up your mind, damn it! (Yes, I know it was a DS char creation joke)

Ulysses legit watched this man take a whole pharmacy of drugs before the fight

“Only losers do drugs” *Run is only possible through drugs*

"Crazy man hopped up on all drugs imaginable murders all factions of New Vegas with just a machete."

Dark souls pacifist when? I still remember that poll

I'm going to use an expression they use in my country to describe this video: *B U E N A R D O*

"Need:turbo Get:Joshua Graham Kill:some tribals" Damn, my mans really out here *obtaining* Joshua Graham

Boomer guard: "Nobody is that fast!" Ymfah: *literally does timewarps*

Normal parents: Everything has its weight, even you, my child Ymfah's parents: lol u thought

My heart breaks when waifu suit has 25 weight and you throw it away ;(

Edit idea: when you’re buying meds, “POTION SELLER, I AM GOING INTO BATTLE, AND I NEED YOUR *STRONGEST* POTIONS”

>Godhand OST I see you're a man of culture as well.

Should I tell him about the van graff armor glitch

Man, your runs are legendary. They justify putting up with Todd Howard. Daggerfall when?

The sync of the punches with the beat of the music is a testament to what makes this channel so freaking good

I’m only 4 minutes into this video and all I can say is that it’s astoundingly well done.

10:00 Mr house: *Sweats furiously*

You're one of the few KZfaq I click right away lmao, keep it up daddy OwO

Your personality really comes through in that text at the bottom. You’re hilarious dude.

I appreciate how you synchronized the sfx for taking drugs to kill Benny with the Kirby music. I mean, you synchronized the whole fight but that part in particular was quite pimpin' imo the dichotomy between innocent Kirby and post-apocalyptic drug induced murderous vengeance.

The amount of metal gear refferences in this video makes me happy

Literally minutes from going to sleep, and you post this. Never change, Ymfah, never change.

11:20 Now i understand why the courier is op He's DIO incarnate

imagine seeing this dude running towards you at the speed of sound and he hits you 100 times in 7 seconds with a dull machete

16:35 wE lIVe In A SociETy

Alternatively “How to make the entire wasteland hate your guts”

so the entire brotherhood of new vegas was beaten by a guy with a machete and leather armor.

The ammount of talent invested on the making of this video is so epic that encourages me to face my real life fears

Trying to use the bucket in the arena killed me lmao. All the cannibal shenanigans were also amazing. Thank you for another wild ride!

34:06 pre-cooked meal huh?

Hands down the best editing I've seen in forever. Snappy and funny and clever. Good shit.

this video is great but I bet you don't get to the cloud district often

Morrowind video next please

ulysissy : i'm gonna say the n word. courier : [SPEECH 49/50] *DON'T YOU DARE.* ulysissy : 42:27

16:33 We live in a society. Thought i was hearing things.

Okay but seriously, who watches these videos for a guide. It's just hilarious to watch.

Stealth suit mk II - "Did i do something wrong?" Ymfah: you'r fat!

"Let's end this, then." "Wait, let me use every drug in the wasteland at once!" "Ok, fine"

Virgin Mitten Squad VS Chad ymfah

Slightly dissapointed that you didn't use Joseph going SHIZZAAAAAAAAAA when the auto doc killed Caesar.

ymfah: you wanna see me neat fallout new vegas with 0 equip load? me: ive never played fallout and dont know what 0 equip load means but _hell yes_

That shot of Michael Scott as Mr. House is unappreciated and underrated.

Finally placed the song at 2:00. Took me too long and many vids. God Hand