Hey everyone! Just so you know 8:36 is a freeze frame so I can show you what I’m talking about! 😝 the video isn’t broken 🖤🖤

The real title: “How is that easier...?”

I love that he just stops half way through to just roast himself, no one is safe from Robert's critiques! 😂

Shane: the beauty community is toxic Me: you’ve obviously never seen Robert Welsh

"...I don't know what that was. I don't know what that was supposed to mean" is my entire mood since 2020 started.

“You can learn the rules but learn the rules so you can break them properly.” - love this. Everyone grows up hearing what you should/shouldn’t do. And then you get on social and see all this craziness.

Robert looks like a handsome villain and im here for it

Robert: "This is why I told you not to use concealer as eye primer" throwing shade at himself but never at other people

I’m on a Robert Welsh binge , his content is just so educating and entertaining at the same time. He’s like a breath of fresh air in this toxic beauty community.

That gentle reminder/light scolding in the beginning, it’s like Robert is all our favourite uncle 😭 why was that so cute his presence is so calming

does anyone else just really want Robert to give you a makeover, or a makeup lesson specificaaly for you and your features?

You know what'll give you a perfect wing every time? Lowering your standards. No one is scrutinizing your liner as hard as you are. Just calm down, you look beautiful.

Repeat after me: we only throw shade at Five Minute Crafts.

Robert's line of "learn the rules so you can break them properly" gave me how to get away with murder vibes.

"Uhh... Don't pinch your lips with tweezers???" :'D

“Your representing me just as much as your representing yourself” brought flashbacks of my dad and 11 year old goth kid me who just dyed my hair black and cut it into a Mohawk without permission at a sleep over 😂 😂 😂

Robert at the beginning was like “You guys need to behave! Don’t make me take away tagging privileges >:(“ lmao

Love this bisexual lighting

Alternative title: "How to traumatise Robert Welsh in 20 minutes"

That last “tip” broke him 😂 “wha-what is that?”

Love that he addressed the small nose trend, no one ever talks about how noses can be made to look too small. Thank you

I like to pretend we are best friends, I'm not the only one...right? lol

I really love this two-toned background, so simple but still unique and pretty. Purple-lovers unite! 💜

When he siad "snatched or whatever" and "bloop" for a tiny nose, he stole my heart 😍

being emo was the thing that really helped me master my winged eyeliner lol

What's funny about the first video is that literally all those "hacks", the spoon, the string ect. were the "hacks" they themselves showed in some previous videos. 5 minutes crafts, when will you ever stop? 😂

The last TikTok leaving Robert speechless is hilarious 😂😂😂

I spent a year without makeup following skincare instead from his twin James (i had severely dehydrated my skin and had some fine smile lines due to heavy foundation and baking like the "influencers" did) I finally am going to try on makeup after a whole year without it since i have grown comfortable in my skin and Robert's advise just made me feel super reassured! Love from India!

Robert’s particular brand of sassy politeness is my favourite thing about his videos. ❤️

Robert: I’m a professional makeup artist- Me: here on KZfaq and in real life Robert: *completely skips that part of his intro* Me: *:o*

I don't get why people want to make their noses look so thin and "snatched"??!! I personally think a slightly bigger nose looks more wholesome and sexy and radiates strength.

I absolutely LOVE that you say at the beginning of every video "please Consider subscribing" rather than telling people to subscribe. I love that you're selective with your words. You critique without being offensive. I wish all KZfaqrs were as considerate as you are.

Sleep paralysis but just Robert day in your room saying “crusty”

I do tech theatre and I do a LOT of stage makeup, I get so shocked seeing people do things that’d I’d do on actors that doesn’t look good in real life. I love that Robert teaches makeup to look good in real life.

“...to make your nose small, orrr like a snatch or whatever.” I’m crying 😂😂😂🖤

i am a certified makeup artist, i had all the classes and everything but I watch your videos and i learn so much from you!! i feel like since watching you, i really improved my skills overall!

As a girl with a big shnozz seeing girls with teeny noses contour just makes me mad 😹 How I would love to cut some time off my routine by not contouring it!!

I’m starting to believe that these kind of online makeup hacks are actually the anti christ 😂

After the random shiny dark lip one I cackled HYSTERICALLY until he started speaking again, omfg that was great.

LMAO when you said "tagging me in videos saying 'look at this shit'" i lowkey laughed LMFAOOOO

new tik tok makeup hack: peel ur skin off, put it on a plate in the freezer, and apply ur foundation afterwards for a smooth flawless finish!!!

It’s so lovely to see you liking and replying to comments. We love a professional that engages with their audience 😁

Robert: “ we all know tiktok can be um.... in different avenues....” Me: LMAO 😂💀

The thing I’m loving about Robert’s content is that he is very very classy and professional so we really get to the point instead of getting dragged into the drama. Also as someone who barely wears makeup, I only need to learn what I actually need to apply. So getting the basics right really helps me doing my makeup better without going through all the crazy steps and products. Merciiiii you’re amazing 💕💕💕

That's messed up to tag you and talk crap. You and James are always very polite. Never rude or salty. Positively is something I think of when thinking of your videos. I've learned so much. The KZfaq style name up I could get right on my end. I find your channel and now I see progress and good makeup, on my end. You're a great teacher!

I'm in my 30s and between Robert, James, Hyram and Brad, I finally feel good about myself! Would love to see a video where you talk about eye makeup for hooded eyes. 🥰

I love how when anybody ever says anything funny I look to Roberts face to see if he’s laughing but he never does 😭 😂

18:40 - I LOL’ed because Robert Welsh’s face looked so completely confused. Just as I looked.

Lol the lady explaining how she covers her acne is cracking me up. Her accent is getting thicker the further she gets. I love it

"what was that?" some say he's still trying to figure it out.

In an industry of makeup guru's that can be so catty...we have Robert who is so sweet,adorable and has morals,his intentions are never to "shade" someone else,he simply wants to help people be better at makeup!!!LOVE this guy❤️❤️

I'm a self-proclaimed eyeliner genius, and if a person likes the way I do my eyeliner (see pfp, idk how else to point it out), I do have tips on how to achieve it quickly and effectively. (I'm aware my eyeliner styles won't please everyone, but it's what I like and I've gotten many compliments for it as well, so I feel I have some say in the technique at least.) DISCLAIMER: My tips are mainly for liquid eyeliner, so they may not apply for eyeliner markers/pens, stamps, pencils, or gels. Eyeliner depends a lot on pressure. If you want a thin point, you need to apply it as light as a feather. The thicker the line you want, the more pressure you put; the thinner, the less. When extending the wing, make sure to gradually decrease pressure so you can basically do a 1-swipe wing rather than going through all that "outlining" trouble, (this may take a lot of practice though, so don't be discouraged if you can't achieve it on the first attempt). I always recommend using the tip of the eyeliner brush at all times (on the wing area mostly) no matter how much pressure is being applied, because if you use the middle of the brush, you may extend the wing further than intended, make it wider than preferred, or mark it at an incorrect angle. I made that mistake back in high school and my wings almost touched my eyebrows or sometimes even my hairline, and that never looked good on me 😅 But that just proves how much practice makes perfect. Maybe you'll find a technique that's easier for you or that suits your liking more, but this is how I learned. I'm an artist on paper, so this is what I found easiest for me, and maybe it could help someone else too along the way. Most importantly, remember to have fun and let your creativity roam freely. I'm not here to tell anyone how they "need" to do their eyeliner, I just wanna try to help anyone who may be having a difficult time understanding how to achieve a wing to their liking through less effort. If someone read the entire thing, thank you. I hope this helps whoever may need it. 🥺💕

Tik tok is a whole other dimension but it's so addicting

“I can’t - I don’t - I don’t know what that was?” Me neither, Robert, me neither.😳#shook 🤣🤣🤣🖤🖤🖤💜 this was so cool! I loved the tips about the pot concealer!! I don’t personally struggle with acne but my sister does and has been wanting me to do her makeup for fun once things calm down more with C19 and I can’t wait to pull this little technique out of my bag of tricks for her!! Thank you so much!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️🌹🥰

Anyone else immediately think of Jaclyn Hill when he talked about people who contour their nose real tiny 🤭😶

This might sound strange but when you were talking about nose contouring it made me feel better about my nose. I have a pretty strong jawline and cheekbones and my nose is a bit large as well and I was always self conscious about that but hearing you say that u need it to match the rest of your features makes a lot of sense. I want to start thinking of it as a bold/strong facial feature like my cheek bones rather than something I don’t like. So thank you very much for explain that ❤️❤️❤️

If u ever come out with your own line, it would be nice to see a haunted eyeshadow pallet and your own eye primer! I'd love it

Trick to the best wing liner.... “JUST GO FOR IT!” Yes!!! I love that! But a winged liner tutorial from Robert would be amazing!

I liked the silence in the last TikTok. Robert didn't say any word at all but his silence spoke thousand words.

6:29 “make your nose look incredibly small and like a snatch, whatever.” I nearly ended myself laughing here. I’m not sure if people outside of Scotland use the same term, but here it’s an intimate part of a ladies body. I hope my nose never looks like that.

That “bloop” when describing small noses was the cutest thing!

"not everyone has to (contour the nose)" thank god. i like my nose, if i contour, gonna be small, not in a good way. (sorry my bad english, brazilian here. LOVE YOU ROBERT 🇧🇷❤🖤

"how am i suppose to-- don't pinch your lips with tweezers?" 💀💀

omg i wish robert was my elder brother. "Don't do that". He is so respectful and polite and soft.

The little *schlorp schlorp* while talking about sticky primers was hilarious.

“Learn the rules so you can break them properly.” PREACH 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Legit the best advice from any beauty related person I've ever heard is " consider your whole face ". Xx

Loved the frame freeze and that you honestly addressed your creased eye lids 👏🏼 Showing us that even a pro can’t look perfect all the time. plus, the frame was hilarious 😂🖤

That’s exactly what my art teacher said in high school. “Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.” She was my favorite 🥰

exactly! constructive criticism is key, no matter how much it bothers us.

I could fall asleep listening to his voice it’s just so soothing

I love how you're never mean or shady to the person/their looks/etc, just the 'hack' or techniques. And I especially love how you always encourage your viewers to not be mean too. Other beauty KZfaqrs can be so sneaky mean.

Lol I will FOREVER stop using concealer as an eyeshadow primer. I had no idea that’s why it was creasing!

I don’t even waste my time watching these kinds of makeup hack videos anymore just because I know the only tips tricks and hacks I need are coming from your videos, also none of us are saying no to a cute little eyeliner video from you 💜💜

No one: Robert: see why you never use concealer on your lids😭

8:10 *YOU'RE WELCOME! I'M LEAVING THIS TIME STAMP HERE SO I CAN COME BACK WHEN IM SAD 😂😂😂😝♥️*

Oh, Robert, Robert, Robert. When you called yourself out on the concealer on the lids made my afternoon. Love your content.

"What was that? Don't pinch your lips with teezers?" Lol Robert, I come back for your shade all the time.

Robert: explains to me with perfect logic to start my liner with my "difficult" eye so I can copy on my "easy" eye Me : ... :o *whispers* all this time...

“Don’t pinch your lips with tweezers 🤷🏻‍♀️” 😂😂

My secret for perfect eyeliner is practicing pointed nib calligraphy 🤷‍♀️ master the nib and you definitely can conquer your eyeliner brush 😂

I will never ever accept critiques about you EVER!!! You're perfect.

8:10 robert really hit that "bloop"

I just discovered Robert's videos a little while ago and I started making changes to my routine and now I'm much more happy with how my makeup turns out. Rule #1- no, you don't need that much face powder. Especially with dry skin, because it creates what? Texture.

I love when Robert's rings just go "clickety click"

Me watching the last video with the lips: uhmmm what on earth is this? It's okay, Robert will explain it. Robert: I don't know what that was. 🤣🤣🤣

I can't even.....hahahaha.. "don't pinch your lips with tweezers" I am laughing way too hard. 😆😆😆😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

the last “hack” was probably meant to show you how the product doesn’t transfer? im not sure but i think thats it

Genuinely searched through the comments trying to find ‘the answer’ to that last tweezer-lip Tik Tok. Seriously “what is it FOR!?” 😂

Robert's voice: Just what the doctor ordered. 🤓

Can we just appreciate how adorable that "blub" sounded 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😂😂😂😍

4:08 "Some people are masters at it, and they're just geniuses", As I look in the mirror at my perfect, tight, straight, perfect flick eyeliner 😄❤️ Well, thank you, Robert 🤭

Indoor make up hacks: “Girl work it.” Walks outside with indoor make up hack still on face: **hiss** “my precious”

I can’t wait for Robert to say “here’s the thing...” 🤗

“You kinda just wanna go for it” these are my words of encouragement for 2023 let alone winged eyeliner 😂❤

I love how you and your brother are the definition of: Treat others the way you would want to be treated 👏! One of the biggest problem with the internet is it can bring out the bully in certain people 😒🤷

Robert: "...😳...😳...what...what was that?🤯" AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH BEST PART OF THE VIDEO, LOVE YOU ROBERT!

Robert: that's a drag queen nose. Trixie Mattel: has left the chat. PS: Trixie is my favorite, no shade. 😂

Robert looked so cute when he was left confused and at a loss for words by that last clip 😂

Love that u are so respectful and don’t want anyone criticizing other people. So refreshing