Raccoon- “And not just the women.... but the children too”

wiped out an entire family in just minutes...

Not even ten minutes after eating a whole bird and he gets hungry again.

Bro how did that robin not notice that raccoon she was like “huh, weird, must be a earthquake”

This guy really ate the whole family

Humans: Get food for their families. Racoons: Get families for their food.

The raccoon is so considerate. It didn’t want the baby birds to live without their mother. So he let them join the mom in his stomach.

If you play this backwards, you'll witness a raccoon returning the birds one by one to their home sweet home and you'll hear mama Robin thanking the raccoon for its kindness.

Rocket is now officially the scariest guardians of the galaxy

When McD's is closed and you need a 4-piece chicken nuggets

Damn, imagine you are chillin in your house, relaxing and about to go to sleep and a raccoon snatches you right outta bed

Dad robin returns: lmao where u guys hiding

Poppa Robin: "That chick left me and took my kids"

This looks like something from a horror movie

Gotta love how he saves the egg for last like a little dessert

Mordecai: Rigby, have you seen Margalo and the kids? Rigby: uhm……. no

Who'd win? *A nesting bird that will put her life on the line to protect her chicks* or *A trash bandit*

That last egg was probably a "dud" considering how big the other chicks were. Normally they all hatch around the same time.

That's a real chonker! It's not his first nest I bet!

Wildlife: What’s for dinner? Raccoon: Red Robin Yum!

The second chick didn’t even care he just accepted his fate

Landlord: one nest for rent with security cameras.

The momma bird getting ambushed and eaten with feathers flying around was just savage

Raccoon: *pops up from the side* "Hey hey people, imminent death here"

the next day there was a very confused male robin

I'm surprised the raccoon didn't steal the nest camera on top of that.

I know its nature but I feel really bad when animals get eaten alive by other animals.... The pain they must feel... It would suck to be one of them.

Aww... Mr Raccoon helping the Bird family move to a new happy home. Mr Raccoon was so thorough and made sure no toys were left behind. You can hear how excited and grateful Mrs Bird is! Nature is so full of friendship and love.

5 course meal just sitting right there. Best. Day. Ever for that raccoon no doubt.

raccoon ordering fast food: I'll take a mother, three kids and a egg to go

I love how to bird just tried to grab the nest stick like, “ahhh stupid wind”

0:15 main meal 0:38 side dishes 1:40 dessert

Damn nature you scary

Next time I hear a kid or someone say, “Raccoons are so adorable”. My response ”Yeah, for serial killers!”

"This is for waking my ass up every goddamn day"

How nice of the raccoon taking that whole family out to eat.

I didn't even know racoons did this lol

everything after 4:20am was the munchies

Disney: *sees this video* Disney: _That would make a great kids movie_

Racoon "Women and children first" Seems like he missed the meaning lol

At least the chicks got to be with their mom again... In the coon’s stomach

Alternete title: Raphtalia has had enough of Filo

Birds: Minding their own business Raccoon: Aight I'm sick and tired of eating trash I need me some fresh meat

Raccon : time to eat mother American robin: help help help raccon :so good what I’m eating for 🍲 dinner

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Guardians of the Galaxy... Begind the scenes : Rocket

Racoons are major bird, nestling and egg predators. Even raptors aren't immune from Racoons raiding their nest. I've heard of stories that Great Horned Owls are known for killing Racoons that were attempting to raid their nest. What I also find interesting, is that Fisher's(M. Pennanti), are said to indirectly help bird populations by preying on egg eating and nestling predators such as Racoons, Opossums, Skunks, Squirrels, Martens, & Foxes.

Little did they know, Daddy Robin just came back from work and now he’s ready to have his own John Wick movie.

I feel like the egg at the end was just a palate cleanser for Rocket.

Imagine being born then getting spawn killed by a raccoon.

regular show really went off the rails after season 8

Raccoon: And for dessert... a robin omelet!

Raccoons name is “The Drunk Driver” he wiped out a family just like that.

When Rocket didn't have to go against batman, he took out Robin

Dad coming after buying cigarettes: All this effort just for them to play hide and seek without me

Rigby when he doesn’t have his lunch break

Remind me of a Pringles commercial... Once you pop you just can't stop..

people: Nature is so peaceful Nature:

Waiter: Will you be dining in? Raccoon: Take out please.

Where's Batman when you need him the most?

There's lots of anger at raccoons being stated here, strongly or subtly, but if this didn't happen commonly, it's a mathematical certainty that we'd have wall-to-wall robins in just a few years. Robins (and many other birds) are quite literally made to be eaten by other animals, and that's why their populations remain high in spite of events like happening all around us (but usually unseen by us).

I know its life and predators also need to survive But this whole family went out just like that.Its so scary to think one moment you could just be alive and well and the next you're racoon food

It's a lot rougher out there for birds than I realized.

Raccoon said "F this Bird, F these babies, F this Egg, F this Nest and F this Camera!"

Damn. It really looks like Rigby fell on some hard times after Benson fired him.

Everyone: "The horror!" Me: "aww it's so cute like a little bandit." *boops it's nose*

People: poor birds. Racoon: what a come up!🤤👌

Unofficial Raccoon Federation Motto: "Robins, chicks, & eggs...good to the bottom of the bowl!"

"It's a jungle out there!"

This is why when you see raccoons you blast them.

My man really just went to an all you can eat buffet.

People: Humans are so disgusting! We are the worst species. Raccoon: Imma go munch on this whole family alive.

Raccoon ( eats a whole family in minutes) DONT LOOK AT ME!!! I’m a MONSTER!!! ( knocks camera over )

That's what happens when you don't pay rent on time. Lol

Raccoon is a completionist. "Look, I started it, I'm going to finish it. My only regret is that the nest isn't edible too."

Raccoon after eating egg: man this chip feels different but also good

It was just moving the family to a safer location so they wouldn't get attacked by other raccoons

I mean, after the mother was killed, killing the babies was mercy. They would have died much more slowly without her around.

Raccoon was literally walking around and seen this midnight snack

Anakin Skywalker: Sand people:

Now searching "racoon eaten alive..."

The racoon finished everything. I'm proud of him. He cleaned his plate.

My uncle would be out there with a shotgun like:just wait till he done eatin you know fatten him up a little

Rigby’s revenge on Mordecai

Mordecai: "Why'd you eat my cousin?!" Rigby: "What?? I literally did no-" *burps robin feathers* "-thing."

1:00 Look at the time.....the raccoon just has the munchies 😂

Rocket: dont tell thor,fat boy not gonna like this.

I like how the raccoon came down to check if the camera was ok.

I'm so sorry about your misfortune. You wanted to see growing up of the little birds, but instead it ended up with ruthless murder, and I'm sorry for that

Everyone stop complaining about your life. Imagine if you had these problems.

0:14 i love how when the single stick moves before the attack, the mother bird is just like "hey! get back into to pl-AAAAAAAAAHHHH"

Damn the phrase "All you can eat" really is something for the racoon.

I’ll tell you right here that is some good eatin boys

There was a nest of mourning doves under my balcony, in the corner. I remember that day 3 years ago, in the middle of the night I heard the mother dove cooing loudly and a lot of shuffling under the balcony. I thought I scared away maybe a squirrel because when I turned the lights on, above the balcony, there was silence. Later in the morning, I went to go check on them and I see 3 of the dove chicks(none survived) carcasses on the floor. Didn't see the adult ones around. man... I still regret not going outside that day and protecting them. Still not too sure whether it was a squirrel, raccoon, or maybe a wild cat that ate them because there are a few of those around my area. To see those bones of the chicks on the floor like that. man. But that's nature, circle of life. still though

This man practically flipped "the basket", shook it and seen the red chick fall out LOL

And you thought Batman's origin was rough...turns out Robin's origin is way worse XD

I could hear the birds screaming as the Raccoon was eating them. 👍👏

Red Robin! Yum!

What’s the camera for?

That raccoon made sure there isnt going to be a revenge arc