I heard that if you say your favorite KZfaqr's name three times, they pin you Maria Maria Maria

I like how rocket uses such advanced Weapons and draws the line with biting 😂

“They crumpled my pants up into a little ball, that’s rude. They folded yours!” is honestly my favorite underrated line. 😂

I just realized Rocket has a slight obsession with taking people’s prosthetics and laughing at them because of the High Evolutionary. Laughing at other people’s imperfections made him feel better about not being considered perfect by the High Evolutionary.

The way he just goes "Boo!" while Tony and Bruce are doing important stuff is dang funny 😂😂

Something about the way Rocket says "Ones blue!!" Just scratches my brain

Bradley Cooper did VERY fantastic job for voicing him. Simple amazing.

3:14 "everybody's got dead people. Its no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way" ... I feel like there are a lot of characters out there that need someone to tell them this

Peter: "You thought Yondu was my actual blood relative." Drax: "You look exactly alike" Rocket: "One's blue."

Bros obsession with robotic body parts it’s just Gold

here after vol.3, truly a king.

"Dude, relax, we're not gonna hurt you." "That's a talking raccoon." "I'LL KILL YA! NOBODY CALLS ME THAT!"

im sorry but that scene where mantis just wants to pet rocket and he just bites her like a starving feral cat just gets me everytime. especially the fact that he was licking his own arm which implies that he was cleaning himself and mantis just disturbed him 🤣🤣

This is the reason he's my favorite Guardian!😂

I bet everyone appreciates rocket just a little more now

9:40 "Do you wanna go to space, puppy? I'll take you to space" Poor Ant-Man 😅😅😅

Rocket in the first 2 movies: makes us cry laughing.😂 Rocket in the 3rd movie: makes us cry for real!😢

Easily one of my favorite Mcu characters. He's hilarious, complex, adorable, and awesome all at once. I'm also just a huge sucker for the "small and angry" and the "pushes people away angrily because of how much they care" characters, so he's literally perfect for me.

3:15 After Vol 3, this hits hard

“Your making me beat up grass!” And “oh hey quill what’s up” are my fave lines from rocket 😂😂❤❤

4:13 I think the shaking affect perfectly represents how Peter is mentally whenever he yells at the other members 😭💀

Rocket- *wants to blow up a moon* Gamora- *no* Rocket- *pouts*

Roccket is being a dad to groot is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the "oh I was just kidding about the leg" will never NOT be funny

3:14 Hits differently when we know his origins.

The best compliment I got is “you remind me of rocket from guardians of the galaxy” thinking of how I act…yeah pretty much

A few years ago nobody knew who these psychopaths were, now I’m pretty sure the Guardians are the most well known and beloved hero teams in the world right now.

Rocket loves robotic parts because how he was made

Am I the only one who wants to see those 22 escapes?

His birth certificate should say Rocket Sassccoon 😂 Love it Maria you’re amazing ❤️

he is our fav sassy trash panda! ✋🏻❤️

James Gunn casually giving Rocket all the best lines 😂

The nipple and the one's blue scene is my absolute favorite 😂😂😂

YOUR MAKING ME BEAT. UP. GRASS! Also, “Please tell me you have a refrigerator somewhere full of severed human toes. Ok, let’s agree this never happened.”

7:14 is by far my fav scene of volume 2 love how rocket finds the stupidest things hilarious

Tony: "I thought you were a build a bear" 😆.

Love our sassy short king so much

3:15 dang man was literally talking bout teef, lylla, floor

Rocket calling quill orphan boy was so uncalled for 😭

9:50 that **slap** killed me first Time is saw it in theatres 🤣🤣

We love our short king 😭🫶🏼💕💕💕

My favorite gaurdian fr And when he says "EVERYONE HAS DEAD PEOPLE, ITS NO EXCUSE TO GET EVERYONE DEAD ALONG THE WAY" hits different after Vol- 3

I mean this when I say that Rocket is my spirit animal. 😂

Ok the build-a-bear moment is now bittersweet funny 😅

As rocket say he needs the prosthetic leg, you can hear him trying to keep his voice even and not giggle😂

"I'm giving you to the count of five😁FIVE👹FOUR👹-"

If only they knew how much he was hurting beneath all that sarcasm…

I'm so glad our king is getting more attention, thank you James Gunn and thank you Maria for this amazing video! ♥

I’m gonna really, really, really miss him after GotG Vol. 3 😢

"one's blue?!" will never not be funny😭 he be looking at drax like "is this btch serious rn??" lmaoo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH THE EVERYONE'S GOT DEAD PEOPLE LINE HITS SO MUCH HARDER NOW

Oh god I’m gonna miss these guys 😭😊

3:41 rocket: 5! 4!- 3:47 rocket: oH hEy QuIlL

‘oH hEy QuilL wHaT’s GoInG oN’

3:14 Hits different when you know Rocket's backstory 😢

“Look, we’re allll standing now. Buncha jackasses”😂

I LOVE OUR SHORT KING ROCKET🙌🙌

Hands down my favorite Guardian 🙌

His sass and roast game is sooo strong 🤣

rocket making fun of taserface's name made me laugh for so long when rewatching the movie

7:55 always kill me rocket do this, rocket do that 😂😂😂

I am not ready to lose him...😭

they need to make a movie just about him and i know vol 3 is basically all about him but NO I WANT JUST HIM

I think that part of his attitude is him still grieving

3:13 After seeing *that* scene In Volume 3, this speaks volumes.

After watching Guardians 3, I can now understand why he's got no time for games and doesn't make friends easily, but by the end of that movie, it's safe to say that he found closure because the team literally risked their lives to save his. That's a true family bond.

1:17 best caption ever😂

after watching GoG Holiday special... I feel sorry for bucky

3:14 after vol. 3, this hits a little different…🤍R.I.P Lylla😔

it's the way he said "RoCkeT dO tHis, rOcKeT Do tHaT" for me XD

My favorite part of Rocket’s character arc is that he does indeed get Bucky’s arm!!! xD

"Oh hey, Quill, what's goin on." 😆.

It’s so creative how we hear his sarcastic voice after him saying prosthetic leg

Oh gosh.. I cant forget what happend in Vol. 3.... NOOOOO

He has little humor but he is still my second favourite guardian after Peter Quill.😅😊

Yay! Rocket is one of my favorite characters :). "Instead of the tree, I've got the crying tree" LOL how mean! Hahaha "Flexes in sassy" Accurate lol. LOL the zoom in on Rocket while he speaks. Awesome edit. "OH YEAH" Lol.perfect edit. "Death and destruction brought to you by rocket feat. groot" lol. Accurate description. "He has no respect!" "That is ALSO true!" LOL LOL - "What are you looking at Clifford" Brilliant. Rocket should give a Ted Talk lol. I concur. "You're making me beat up grass" LOL The camera shake as he and Star Lord argue was perfect. Rocket's sassy tone is on often lol. "That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life!" Lol that line lives rent-free in my head. Quill and Rocket have awesome banter LOL. Hehehe great taserface counter. "Pirate Angel." He and Tony Stark sure like giving nicknames lol. "Maybe I'm dead" edit right as he said maybe he is build a bear LOL. Nice edit. He's so exasperated with everyone. It's hilarious :). I've seen him scare Hulk/Bruce and Tony so many times (I've looked up the clip often) but it makes me laugh every time. Glad you included it :). Awesome video. Have a nice day. Take care :).

2:55 I just need to replay this part

3:39 at least he asked how his day was 😂😂

2:18 JUST HAPPENED TO NOTICE HE JUST SNARLS AT COSMO AS A FUKIN ANIMAL MY BROOOOO DETAILLL

Who’s here after GOTG3?

The leg 🦵 gets me every time 😂

SPOLIER. rest in peace, rocket.

Rewatching the series is going to hit so differently now

Who’s watching this after guardians 3?

"You look like melted ice cream" 🤣

Rocket 🚀 raccoon: who are you kidding Quill, you are one sandwich 🥪 short of fat!!!

Rocket is one if the top best guardian but they're all the best, however he has the potential to kill and shoot but is nice.

3:46 bro said it like he wasn't gonna destroy everyone

Me : "Of course i care about the planets and the buildings and all the animals on the planets" My mom : "And the people" Me : "Eeugh"

The way Quill is so insecure around Thor is hysterical 😂

Bro is the best character ever. 😂

Gamora: "You're kidding, right?" Rocket: "No, I really heard they find you attractive."

" I dont have that long a life span anyway " Rocket was born in 1976, Guardians of the Galaxy 3 actually took place in 2026, Rocket is 50 years old. Raccoons in the wild usually live 2-3 years in the wild. Racoons raises in captivity usually loce for 20 years. I ❤ Rocket

Nebula and Rocket. My two favorites of the bunch😍

SPOILERS: Now we know why he wanted that prosthetic leg and eye…❤️🦦

As a short male I feel represented, I think

"I'm giving you till the count of five, FIVE!!" I was dying 🤣🤣🤣. Also, did you see Guardians of The Galaxy Vol. 3? I saw it Saturday night in theaters, and I loved it ❤️🦝.

***whispers *** you just want to suck the joy out of everything. 😂😂😂

Watching this after guardians 3 hits differently

Who’s back here after watching Guardians of the Galaxy 3?