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@Sptn051 2 ай бұрын

"It's not waterboarding if it's hydraulic fluid" had me fucking dying! 🤣

@Keekay91 2 ай бұрын

I know 😂 I wonder legally if they could let it slide if they state in place of "Waterboarding." "Repairs made."

@Veltani 2 ай бұрын

I am DEFINITELY putting that one on the list of potential things Geneva might consider war crimes

@markmontgomery4784 2 ай бұрын

Must have t-shirt!

@kyze8284 2 ай бұрын

I actually just about choked on my water “Oh no! They even got Grandpa believing their bullshit!”

@donvielenio8956 2 ай бұрын

@@DezkoiOnly if Poland not end up adding it to the checklist first.

@MurasakiTsukimaru 2 ай бұрын

"You lost an F35?" "I lost an F35." "Where?" "What do you mean where? I just told you I lost it." "You can't be any more specific?" "The ground. It's on the ground." "You want me... to tell my squad.. to look on... 'the ground.'" "Possibly in the air."

@shadowonyx0130 2 ай бұрын

I know where is it from, was he also eating a double cheese Goliath with gamersupps?

@Gamerguy826 2 ай бұрын

Ah, TheRussianBadger. I see you're a man of culture as well. 😃

@MurasakiTsukimaru 2 ай бұрын

@@shadowonyx0130 No, it was a double cheese Goliath with extra cheese.

@Jie_Hua 2 ай бұрын

“Possibly in the air… *HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?”*

@theawesomeperson2579 2 ай бұрын

@@jasonbernal9348 it was heading to disney land if i remeber correctly

@user-ym9xg1qy3p 2 ай бұрын

As a missileer, where most of us love Fallout, the singing Minuteman tickles me.

@AmericPet 2 ай бұрын

My God that TV show was awesome! It was so relevant to the games and just badass!

@RaydivatheWriter 2 ай бұрын

So long as he doesn't mention a need to help out another settlement, it's all good.

@nattypezman4894 2 ай бұрын

I used to take care of the off site water treatment for Titan 2 silo's 😆😆😆

@mbyerly9680 2 ай бұрын

The song became famous courtesy of Harlan Leonard and his Rockets, but the Ink Spots' version is the best one.

@HanSolo__ 3 күн бұрын

Cuz I'm the wanderer, I'm the wanderer...🎵🎶🎵

@mtmadigan82 2 ай бұрын

The f-22 being a complete maniac always makes me smile. It fits. He'll be eating lead paint or fighting raccoons, but in an instant he'll demand the hanger doors open so he can go deliver some vengeance 😂

@VeryBeowulf Ай бұрын

Or doing some sort of weird kinkster sh!t with a car battery.

@xeroenna04 2 ай бұрын

As a former ICBM maintainer, I appreciate the nod. And the fallout song choice was perfect.

@stephenreese3621 2 ай бұрын

Thank you for EVERYTHING you did, bro.

@GrgLuz 2 ай бұрын

I thought it was Dr Strangelove finale- but both songs were from the Ink Spots

@eldorados_lost_searcher 2 ай бұрын

@@GrgLuz That's "We'll Meet Again" by Vera Lynn. Still one of my go-to songs to whistle when stuff is going sideways.

@GrgLuz 2 ай бұрын

@@eldorados_lost_searcher yeah I had to do a Google search to be sure. Great song and movie.

@tenchraven 2 ай бұрын

Released by the Ink Spots in 1941. Would have been wonderful to play on the Enola Gay. Predates the silly video game by just a little bit.

@NovexusNui777 2 ай бұрын

The Raptor wanting to avenge his fellow 5th Gen, that's so wholesome.

@NeSeeger 2 ай бұрын

Big brother doesnt like it when you pick on their little brother

@NovexusNui777 2 ай бұрын

@@NeSeeger indeed

@jdluntjr76226 2 ай бұрын

And grandpa Buff - he loves grandpa Buff so much😊

@onebigd313 2 ай бұрын

As menacing as wholesome can be

@archangeldo913 2 ай бұрын

Still waiting for his fight with physics. Money’s still on the kid.

@Kepora1 2 ай бұрын

I need a quartet of HLC Minutemen singing "I don't want to set the world on fire" *RIGHT NOW.*

@TheGreatAshenOne 28 күн бұрын

Agreed

@TheRibottoStudios 2 ай бұрын

"For me to take offense to your opinion I must first respect it." Okay England decided to emulate Daemon Targaryen today and I kinda love that.

@markfergerson2145 2 ай бұрын

It’s only fair. I mean, last time we respected his opinion was just before we kicked him off our continent…

@TheRibottoStudios 2 ай бұрын

@@markfergerson2145 lol yeah can't blame em lol

@Rebellions 2 ай бұрын

@@markfergerson2145 And funnily enough, that time was because he wouldnt respect our opinion too...

@zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0 2 ай бұрын

"Kid that was a mirrior." I had to pause and break down for a second. The dry delivery was fucking great hahaha

@Snargfargle 2 ай бұрын

I was in a furniture store once with a college girlfriend who kept pestering me to come with her and look around the section of the store where those other people were. I finally had to tell her that those other people were us. The store had a mirror wall to make it look larger.

@GrgLuz 2 ай бұрын

That other F22. The creepy one. He me rolling 😅

@CaffinatedCoffee 2 ай бұрын

😂 Had me dying

@Jason_Nighthawk 2 ай бұрын

Is your girlfriend okay @@Snargfargle? Because it sounds like she lost braincells from that mirror

@Toxicwaste_64 Ай бұрын

"What's the problem, big Kim can't get it up?"

@drew506 2 ай бұрын

That whole segment with the North Koreans thinking they’re the first one in space should’ve had ol’ Rusky butting in about how HE was the first in space.

@KRDecade2009 2 ай бұрын

And then Germany busting saying “No, it was me. A V-2 did it. Oh and your welcome for the extra help on the homework”

@jaceh5109 2 ай бұрын

@KRDecade2009 I read this with a German accent and it's hilarious 😂

@LRK-GT 2 ай бұрын

Maybe didn't want to 'wrestle with' the (modern) animal rights violations. Kinda bad PR these days to admit you sent pupper(s) into orbit, to perish.

@0giwan 2 ай бұрын

Same.

@potatorat2508 2 ай бұрын

@@KRDecade2009ultrakill reference?

@julietlima5564 2 ай бұрын

The ICBM singing the "Fallout" song by The Ink Spots was brilliant and priceless!

@montecorbit8280 2 ай бұрын

At 3:32 "....went down outside of Albuquerque...." *Affecting a Bugs Bunny voice*: "I knew I should have took a left turn at Albuquerque!!...."

@DemitriVladMaximov 2 ай бұрын

So the F-35 made a wrong turn at Albuquerque and crashed into the ground...I am happy the pilot survived. However I feel that somehow after he has recovered, said pilot is going to have his call-sign changed to Buggs; not because I want to make a bad joke, but that's just how the Air Force is. Also if the F-35 doesn't have a comment about his first words upon waking up being "What's up Doc?", it would be a missed opportunity.

@Jadefox32 2 ай бұрын

gotta end the segment with the merry melodies tune as well

@BlastGT1 2 ай бұрын

The F-35 should have learned from NASCAR and made that left turn.

@stevemansfield3449 2 ай бұрын

^^ He is not wrong.... That's all folks!

@TheMrMused 2 ай бұрын

Eh .. AF test pilot transferring that USMC 35B to Edwards for more upgrades after having some mods done in Fort Worth. Probably not gonna change his callsign, but I agree "What's up, Doc" would be priceless and a tragic miss if it weren't the first thing out! If he weren't a test pilot, ohhhhh yeah, I think they'd strongly consider a rename to Buggs. :D

@jarrenrochester1879 2 ай бұрын

Shoulda made that left turn at Albuquerque.

@kitsunescharnhorst9712 2 ай бұрын

"I don't want to set the world on fire" hit hard 😂😂😂

@maxxod1 2 ай бұрын

“War, war never changes”.

@Davidsladky135 2 ай бұрын

The Brotherhood of Steel has entered the chat 😂

@benn454 2 ай бұрын

@majorjared21I mean it's not like it was a famous popular song for 50 years before Fallout was ever thought of, or anything... 🙄

@cutedogsgettingcuddles9862 2 ай бұрын

I don't believe that ICBM for a moment. It absolutely wants to do its job and fulfill its primary purpose! Just make sure you aim it at the legion instead of NCR...

@kassandraofodyssey6475 2 ай бұрын

@@benn454 Yeah even as a Fallout fan, “Fallout music” is just stupid.

@BboyCorrosive 2 ай бұрын

Great... and now I've started saying "tha great Chynah" at work, outloud, to myself 😌

@ladyfreedomrocks Ай бұрын

Great Chynah??? Oh! You're talking about West Taiwan.

@Mia-vwM 2 ай бұрын

If its not beer battered and fried i dont want it.

@aaronlopez492 2 ай бұрын

"The first country to put something into space" WOW, delusion and denial are priceless 😅.

@jonnycarcano 2 ай бұрын

The US put a train in space in 1944.

@jonnycarcano 2 ай бұрын

@@HarleyBradford2003 Well, the crew of the USS Barb did anyway. A 55 pound scuttling charge will turn just about anything into an improvised spacecraft.

@robertf3479 2 ай бұрын

Delusion and denial go hand in hand for the DoRKs and West Taiwan.

@hollunk6969 2 ай бұрын

@@jonnycarcano and Russian tanks are helping their tankers become astronauts

@pirobot668beta 2 ай бұрын

I was stationed in South Korea, 1976. We got to see some of the weird propaganda the North was producing. Did you know that Dear Leader invented Kodachrome film and three-phase power? Not only that, he perfected jet engines, electric lights and paved roads. It was sad seeing people 'overcome with emotion' throwing themselves at his feet.

@RockThekami 2 ай бұрын

"It's not waterboarding if I use hydraulic fluid." Good God

@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 2 ай бұрын

I mean, he technically is correct which is the best kind of correct.

@monsterhunterrivi6303 2 ай бұрын

The kid id all about geneva suggestions and warcrimes 😂❤

@tehpw7574 2 ай бұрын

(since it was a Marine F-35...) "It's not waterboarding if I use hydraulic fluid pumped from an HSU-1".... FTR, I THINK the marines use something other than HSU's... but it would be funnier if they used an HSU or a PMU-55/E.... I'm old.

@evananderson1455 2 ай бұрын

Don't tell Canada

@CoffeeQuilava 2 ай бұрын

@@monsterhunterrivi6303 f22 kzfaq.info4Le8LZ0sEOM?app=desktop

@mikehughes4969 2 ай бұрын

The nuclear missile singing I don't want to set the world on fire was nothing short of a absolute fuck ton of Pure Fucking Awesome.😂😂😂

@HFoosey 2 ай бұрын

“Hate to break up the bromance over here” lmaoo 😭😭

@sparc77 2 ай бұрын

Cute Minuteman cameo. I'd like to see grandpa buff talking to a Titan II about the old days and power. ;)

@stephenreese3621 2 ай бұрын

Or Uncle atlas...... lol

@kannarzoltan7006 2 ай бұрын

Peacekeeper cameo when

@sparc77 2 ай бұрын

@@kannarzoltan7006 oops...on second glance, you're right.

@FirstDragon777 2 ай бұрын

Damn, Britain coming in with the burns! Who pissed in his tea?

@sanguinemde5031 2 ай бұрын

Everyone.....everyone is pissing in our tea right now and we are getting a little bit annoyed.

@generalnawaki 2 ай бұрын

Canada took his tea away until he can figure himself out.

@Spekor 2 ай бұрын

@@sanguinemde5031 i'd say get your political shit show under control. but.. i live in the usa.. so... glass houses... >.> you'd think with how absolutely dismal things have been since brexit everyone would have gotten a clue about the conservatives in the UK. but.... NOPE!!! but again.. glass houses :glares at cheetoh-hitler: i hope that man goes to pound you in the ass prison... and soon...

@CryoJnik 2 ай бұрын

Chris Jericho

@murlock666 2 ай бұрын

@@sanguinemde5031 That made me chuckle, thank you for brightening my day :)

@Hellspartan 2 ай бұрын

That was one of the most fire ways for the that song to be singed by 2:13, also we appreciate the fact that the F22 literally cares about everyone but is seen as the weird one

@allxredstar2249 2 ай бұрын

"Performance Issues, One out of five actually.." HELL YEAH, Avengers 2012 reference! (Tony Vs. Loki Scene on the Battle of New York).

@jacobgomos2418 2 ай бұрын

“Big Kim can’t get it up”. Most. Savage. Burn. Ever.

@MultiSteveB 2 ай бұрын

That burn was big enough to deorbit the Moon.

@jacobgomos2418 2 ай бұрын

Can’t argue with that. Speaking of which. Who else saw the title before watching the video and thought that it had something to do with Elton John?

@jobanh7ify 2 ай бұрын

“I don’t want to set the world on fire” 😂 my inner fallout giggle for a sec

@kireduhai9428 2 ай бұрын

"I think that's called Martial Law." "Yeah that's about what we need every time we try and make any new rules, it was hard enough getting everybody to wear masks a couple years ago." ...words cannot encapsulate exactly how cringeworthy that exchange was, especially in light of the hindsight we have now.

@builtbroken3558 2 ай бұрын

If the mortality rate isn't indicating an extinction event, why would we forcefully inject the entire human population with an "experimental vaccine"? Go anti-vaxx yourself.

@Bobby-mg1uj 26 күн бұрын

Aye, with the admission c-mask rules were just a massive troll, with no science base.

@hefty123 2 ай бұрын

Your channel and the fat electrician are literally my favorite on KZfaq. Keep up the great work.

@orionwright7790 2 ай бұрын

Can we all agree that the kid having a rally call of “For grandpa buff and the 35” sounds dope as hell

@ZeFroz3n0ne907 2 ай бұрын

Whats wrong? Big Kim can't get it up? 😆

@AmericPet 2 ай бұрын

". . . Performance issues. 1 in 5 . . ." Tony Stark reference.

@foxicecube 2 ай бұрын

cant get up*

@ZeFroz3n0ne907 2 ай бұрын

@@foxicecube You guys have way too much time on your hands.

@williamsekely1476 2 ай бұрын

You have me rolling!

@ZeFroz3n0ne907 2 ай бұрын

@@williamsekely1476 😆

@blakestewart7533 2 ай бұрын

"The difference is... you're fucking trying" is terrifying. U.S. out hear with one state making a little more ammo, imagine what all 50 could do.

@RichelieuUnlimited 2 ай бұрын

Well European production capacity is set to reach 1.7 million shells this year and the US isn’t making L/52 barrels, maybe expand HIMARS, ATACMS and Patriot instead.

@OddlyIncredible 2 ай бұрын

Rumor has it that the US could ramp to 50k rounds _per day_ of total ammo production _within 72 hours_ if there was a need. And that's probably outdated info at this point.

@crem9607 2 ай бұрын

Technically it's just 1 factory in 1 state in 1 city (Mesquite, Texas) also. Just imagine if the Pentagon opened a 2nd.

@OddlyIncredible 2 ай бұрын

@@crem9607 And that's the factory that's active. Plenty of others are capable of ammo production at scale but just aren't doing it.

@Spinikar 2 ай бұрын

It's why the US is and will continue to be the world's super power. The joke about "the difference is your trying" really hits the nail on the head. The US is dedicating such a tiny amount of thier full military capability to Ukraine, and are dedicating a fraction of thier industrial capability to making military hardware to either restock or send to Ukraine. Logistics wins wars. I know there's going to be a lot of fan boys trying to argue the point that Russia isnt fully on a war economy either, which has some truth, but the fact is, right now they are pouring tons of manpower, military weapons and material into Ukraine. If they could spin up and march to Kiev, then that's what they would do. It's clear to see the world over, that Russia while still able to make a lot of weapons, doesn't have the capability to match the West. What logical reason would a nation have to bog down and bleed out in Ukraine? If Russia had the capability to end the war right now, why wait? It's a simple truth, Russia simply does not have the capacity to match the West, and would ultimately be bleed dry in a full confrontation.

@kamakazboom6127 2 ай бұрын

2:05 What 'chu mean "not a great singer"? That was damn good.

@theforkedman3030 2 ай бұрын

Lol the kid pulling the "it's not a war crime the first time" rule out.

@stephenreese3621 2 ай бұрын

Shout out to the fat electrician!!!!!! My other favorite channel!

@Cedar_Wolf 2 ай бұрын

Can Great Britain ground an entire nation? Well, he *is* father to 62 other countries, so...

@user-bg7ol6kz1y 2 ай бұрын

You mean abusive step father-

@arisendevil 2 ай бұрын

Of course we can ....smh 😂

@TheOmegaXicor 2 ай бұрын

@@user-bg7ol6kz1y hey, we adopted you and taught you to speak the language of the rest of the world, the bruises and the missing kidney are fair trade. (I am really joking before anyone takes offense)

@josephcrippen1222 2 ай бұрын

Yeah then we kicked our dad's butt

@BlackAirforcesgaming 2 ай бұрын

Ohh you about to light a fuse. Do I hear “fortunate son”?

@truffliegg6662 2 ай бұрын

Bro the iron man reference was spot on. Thats always been one of my favorite quotes of his.

@MFCSteele 2 ай бұрын

"Pilot error and...gravity." Goddamn it, gravity, you always win!

@KiithnarasAshaa 2 ай бұрын

Gravity really does _always_ win.

@bluephoenix9293 2 ай бұрын

The F22 is about to throw hands for his family. I respect it 💪

@kanehodder3459 2 ай бұрын

I mean he can't fight gravity..... right?

@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy 2 ай бұрын

@kanehodder3459 Doesn't stop him from trying.

@shaneyarborough5299 2 ай бұрын

"Fluid-boarding" would be a horrible way to be tortured lol

@cybercifrado 2 ай бұрын

Let's up the ante some. Use ferrofluids and a high-powered oscillating electromagnet. >:)

@TartarusHunter 2 ай бұрын

@@cybercifrado Jesus Christ. Interrogation doesn't really work when you pull an X-men 2 on the poor bastard.

@lonnyyoung4285 2 ай бұрын

@@cybercifradoPull a bit of a Magneto?

@AFE-VoidSmasher 2 ай бұрын

still though, It's not a war crime the first time, Prove the F22 was the culprit

@tearstoneactual9773 2 ай бұрын

At least he's not fluid-boarding with gasoline or JP-6...

@greg8106 2 ай бұрын

I don't know whether it's impressive or scary that you keep all these characters straight in your head and are able to have a full blown conversation with yourself that we all follow 😅

@redking4260 2 ай бұрын

The world on fire scene was funny been listening to that somg for a couple weeks beforhand and the double pun with the fallout games chefs kiss

@therabbitwizard2296 2 ай бұрын

I love how the F22 is this weird family man. He is allowed to talk badly about America aircraft, but no one else is.

@HubiKoshi 2 ай бұрын

A proud "Only I can bully my siblings" family tradition

@tamrabrawley4573 29 күн бұрын

As someone with siblings you’re completely right

@TheRussianFloofCat 2 ай бұрын

Just between you and me, I caught that Avenger's reference

@therealbahamut 2 ай бұрын

1 out of 5 of us probably did.

@colewest7096 2 ай бұрын

What did I miss?

@willsteffel3102 2 ай бұрын

He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did!

@tesseracttitan6445 2 ай бұрын

I got that reference

@Crttyt67 2 ай бұрын

I understood that reference

@underinet 2 ай бұрын

0:55 the best answer to anybody 😂😂😂

@thedeckerdude5871 2 ай бұрын

"Its not waterboarding if its hydraulic fluid" is the greatest line to have ever been spoken 🤣

@Xenodragon 2 ай бұрын

Checking in on the Minuteman was glorious. Getting a peak at what the WMDs are up to just makes me think they are supremely casual.

@TheEDFLegacy 2 ай бұрын

🎵🎶 _"I don't want to set the wooooorld on fiiiiireeeee"_ 🎶🎵

@Eeve3_Lord 2 ай бұрын

I just want to start... A flame in your heart....

@AustinBlack28 2 ай бұрын

@@Eeve3_Lordin my heart i have one...deeeesirree

@Parker-pc3te 2 ай бұрын

@@Eeve3_LordAnd……that one is youuu….no other will dooooo

@longwlenguyen4214 2 ай бұрын

Maaaayyyybe you will think of me. When you’re alllllll alone. Maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe……..

@AustinBlack28 2 ай бұрын

@@Parker-pc3te Ive lost all Ambition,A world Reaclaimed

@darkkrenify 2 ай бұрын

"for me to take offence to your opinion i must first respect it" has got to be the best back hander you have done yet it just put a grin on my face because it reminded me of an argument i had with an american mate of mine last week

@minemaster2392 2 ай бұрын

Gotta admit, raptor is the one guy in any friend group where if any one of them asks to get people at his side, Raptor will be the first one to show up.

@Manlikegibbon 2 ай бұрын

Now that wasn't a bad rendition of I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire.

@327efrain 2 ай бұрын

“Kid that was a mirror” really got me haha

@tabletopgamingwithwolfphototec 2 ай бұрын

The fact the F-22 thinks gravity is a conspiracy theory, cracked me up. 😂

@gufo_tave 2 ай бұрын

OK, I would never though I would ever see grandpa BUFF do a "Temper, Temper" move on the Kid 🤣🤣

@Significantpower 2 ай бұрын

Someone stop the Raptor before he tries to turn the Three Gorges Dam into an Ace Combat mission.

@KayPrescesky 2 ай бұрын

New idea: make that a custom map in Ace Combat.

@Significantpower 2 ай бұрын

@@KayPrescesky If the Raptor starts quoting Torres I am DONE.

@marialourainebanosia26 2 ай бұрын

@@KayPresceskycan you do that in ace combat?

@joeblow5214 2 ай бұрын

@@Significantpower

@billyccall5774 2 ай бұрын

"I don't want to set the world on fire" has become the official anthem of nuclear holocaust 💀

@craigquann 2 ай бұрын

Lol. At first I thought all us "colonists" were about to get scolded by pops....

@trplankowner3323 2 ай бұрын

When there's more of you than ALL other fifth generation fighters, it tends to appear that you crash a lot. Especially when your primary mission is suppression of enemy air defenses.

@trailblazer632 2 ай бұрын

If its not beer battered and fried i dont want it😂

@Juxtaposedjoker 2 ай бұрын

The American way!

@thundabolt7867 2 ай бұрын

@@Juxtaposedjoker Seems you lot atleast took one other thing from us Brits, if we have one thing in common its using that combo on anything edible

@archangeldo913 2 ай бұрын

That is literally Fish and Chips.

@trailblazer632 2 ай бұрын

@thundabolt7867 thats because its the only food you have that has seasonings lol yall took over the world for spices and then didnt use them in your food....

@thundabolt7867 2 ай бұрын

@@trailblazer632 I mean you have a fair point. But why make food with spices when you can just steal the recipes.

@troublesome3546 2 ай бұрын

Unlike most people, I get my news from a reliable source. Keep up the great work HLC! I’m planning on going in to the Marines soon, wish me luck!

@robertf3479 2 ай бұрын

Best of luck to you youngster! What flavor crayon do you prefer? Just kidding. I worked with a lot of Marines during my Navy career, both ashore and afloat. Other than my old shipmates there is no one I would rather have at my side or back when it all gets too real. Semper Fi from an old 'Gator Sailor.

@habitual_linecrosser 2 ай бұрын

Good luck don't quit. The military is easy if you don't quit

@markfergerson2145 2 ай бұрын

From the jarheads I know, once you graduate Boot you won’t need luck.

@skrimshaw72 2 ай бұрын

I love it when Scotland makes an appearance. 🤣

@flyingturret208thecannon5 2 ай бұрын

I just want to start a flame in your heart The Ink Spots did a pretty good job dropping that banger though.

@Hibonbon 2 ай бұрын

“The other F22, the real creepy one” “Kid that was a mirror” 😂 trying so hard not to laugh while I’m at work but that got me

@swansinatorjr3453 2 ай бұрын

The UK being on demon time has been an unexpected yet welcome development

@avalsnep9910 2 ай бұрын

Your singing was fine! In tune and the perfect vibrato don’t sell yourself short

@mrgoober6320 2 ай бұрын

I know the F-22 is air force only, but he's really displaying marine-like tendencies...

@spooge1oh1 2 ай бұрын

"It's not waterboarding if it's done with hydraulic fluid" needs to be on a shirt!

@OutlandStation 2 ай бұрын

Pairs well with The Fat Electrician's "Is not a war crime the first time" shirt!

@dylanmarsh2773 2 ай бұрын

Scotland had me in tears within the first 70 seconds 😭

@foracal5608 2 ай бұрын

As much as 22 and 35 argue... 22 really does love his little brother 35

@albertjoseph754 2 ай бұрын

'It's not waterboarding if it's hydraulic fluid.' Just awesome.

@elitely6748 2 ай бұрын

Love how the entire air force group is willing to do everything for eachother! Who threw United Kingdom's tea into the harbor though!

@creanero 2 ай бұрын

I think "their own prime minister" is the answer to your second comment. Announcing "we're bringing back conscription" may not be the election-winning strategy he thought it would be.

@kennethramirez6546 2 ай бұрын

First time?

@sleepyancient6655 2 ай бұрын

@@creanero Not just that. The British "Conservative" party have been implementing socialist reforms for decades and the people are tired of it. They took Brexit and used it to become more socialist, which is the opposite of what the population expected when they voted to separate from the EU. They've introduced so many immigrants (fighting age men who claim to be refugees while their wives and kids are in the supposed danger zone) that the locals are finding themselves increasingly displaced. Last year Russia arrested over 800 people for posting something unpopular on social(ist) media. Britain arrested 3300. Generally, "conservatives" in Europe are very different from "conservatives" in North America. So some of this leftist behavior being baked into the party isn't uncommon nor unexpected. But they're off their rockers entirely. Unfortunately the people who are like North American conservatives over there have no real party to vote for. Some of them will vote Labour party in order to punish the current socialist conservatives in power. Conscription is literally only the icing on the expired cake.

@creanero 2 ай бұрын

@@sleepyancient6655 I'm... baffled by this comment. I've heard plenty of criticism of the Tories before, but "Socialist" has very rarely been among them. Indeed, much of the criticism I've ever heard about them from my British friends is very much the opposite. Certainly, it seems that the bulk of the electorate are leaning to the left of them, especially as Labour under Keir Starmer have put a lot of effort into claiming the centre-ground of British politics. Very little of the Conservatives' recent policies have been towards redistribution of wealth. I can't see any characteristics of Brexit or the related agreements that would make it socialist. I'm curious, are you British yourself? I'm Irish, so we see a lot of their politics, but at something of a remove.

@alexdawson5293 2 ай бұрын

@@creaneroBrit here. I have no idea what that previous person is on about. The Tories have systematically gutted everything that might remotely be considered socialist. Hell, if you want to see what a defund the police looks like, look at Britain. So defunded that there are reports of police having to share trousers

@Belligerent_Herald 2 ай бұрын

Having spent near on a decade more or less covered in mil-prf-83282, that is a threat that must be taken seriously.

@christopherfaulkenberry 2 ай бұрын

Hats off to Scotland for not giving a 💩 Oh, and best quote of the video "I'll get the truth out of you, it's not waterboarding if it's done with hydraulic fluid". That line deserves an Italian 'Kiss of Perfection'. (NOTE: I'm not Italian, but I do love quality pasta and homemade sauce.)

@oriontherealironman 2 ай бұрын

Love the Fallout 3 ref 😂

@iamza. 2 ай бұрын

Avengers Iron Man and Fallout references. Nice.

@ProfPyro 2 ай бұрын

Thank you HLC for being hilarious and informative. The aid bills going to American manufacturing jobs is something I didn't realize until you pointed it out in a previous video.

@peekaboopeekaboo1165 2 ай бұрын

Crony capitalism via Gov subsidies ! War is a racket indeed !

@Sapphire_North 2 ай бұрын

"Age, Performance Issue, one in five actually" FUCKING TONY STARK REFERENCE YES!

@Ravespillo 2 ай бұрын

I never thought I'd actually experience such a strong desire rooting for the kid to get his intercept. Thank you Internet, thank you HLC...

@riktor3005 2 ай бұрын

Someone needs to tell the UK they're invited to the Boston harbor for a tea party 2.0

@arisendevil 2 ай бұрын

Sure....you bring the tango jizzweasle, we'll bring our free health care

@riverraven7359 2 ай бұрын

LEAVE THE TEA ALONE

@laudsrealm188 2 ай бұрын

I almost lost my shit when the ICBM started singing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mrgcav 8 күн бұрын

"Now they have Grampa Buff Believing it, Its not waterboarding if you use hydraulic Fluid !" I totally lost it. Five times later and its still hilarious. GREAT VIDEO.

@yvonnemuller9204 2 ай бұрын

"The real creepy one." "Kid, that was a mirror." 🤣

@stephenreese3621 2 ай бұрын

Fuck yes!!!!!! Minuteman III came out to play!!!!!! I think his name should be MIRV......

@OddlyIncredible 2 ай бұрын

Merv the Minuteman - global delivery of portable sunshine within 30 minutes or your next mushroom patch is free!

@stephenreese3621 2 ай бұрын

@@OddlyIncredible I fucking love it!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@krissycats1 2 ай бұрын

1:55 was that... was that a Tony Stark reference?

@jacked4080 2 ай бұрын

It sure was

@sonar357 2 ай бұрын

Just realized 'Scotland' sounds like Soap from Modern Warfare! Fuckin' love it!

@Punx63 2 ай бұрын

The missile fallout thing was gold.

@Duncan_Burtt 2 ай бұрын

"For grandpa Buff and the 35!!!" - The Kid, 2024

@jamiejones7730 2 ай бұрын

America- I don't want to set the world on fire 🎵 Everyone else- your military budget says otherwise.....and Texas

@HammerOn-bu7gx 2 ай бұрын

The world need not worry if Texas is in play. The world needs to worry if FLORIDA MAN is in play!

@ladyfreedomrocks Ай бұрын

We don't want to set the world on fire. But If the world pushes us, we will happily turn it black and blue.

@Jackyboy450 2 ай бұрын

“I don’t want to set the world on fire” fucking slayed me 😂😂😂

@Shawn_the_Protogen 2 ай бұрын

Between me watching Fallout tv show and playing a lot of Fallout 4 and NV, when that Minuteman started singing, I immediatly started singing out of reflex 😂

@benhawkinson5308 2 ай бұрын

HLC being in a whole family that can sing that's not bad. Keep up the good work.

@thestew57 2 ай бұрын

French fried beer battered problem... classic

@frijoles_man1215 2 ай бұрын

I love the Avengers reference, and the singing.

@Donsoto97 2 ай бұрын

That fact that I’m watching while fallout3 loads up is great

@janimal20 2 ай бұрын

Low key that singing voice wasn’t bad

@RoseKindred 2 ай бұрын

If you, or someone you know who has drank heavy water, are suffering from prolonged Rocket Dysfunction, which includes failure to get verticle lift, you may be eligible for compensation. Don't hesitate to contact the firm of HA-HA-Droopy-Nation and join the dozens of others involved in this class action. We won't care.

@jimkeats891 2 ай бұрын

F-22 "where's the other F-22? He creeped me out!" BUFF - "Kid, that was a mirror" I spit beer all over my computer laughing at that!!!

@ImmanuelWoodworking 2 ай бұрын

"the difference is.... you're fucking trying" Daaaauuuummm 👌🏼😂

@JoseAlba87 2 ай бұрын

The Kid Should have another Dream 😂. How about acting like Batman signals, the only time we will see him is when crossing the moon 🌙 as the shadow of night