Grandpa swarm

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@J4nT3mpl4r Ай бұрын

You know what, I bet the CIA would 100% shift Putin's furniture in random directions by two inches.

@BouncingZeus Ай бұрын

Not even the top ten weirdest or dumbest CIA operations if true.

@Shiftinggers Ай бұрын

As a way to take the piss outta FSB's counterintel ops and Putin himself? It would be hilarious

@ThinWhiteAxe Ай бұрын

I unequivocally believe it

@rebeccamount50 Ай бұрын

The CIA secretly employs a group of Bros for this exact purpose.

@aurorauplinks Ай бұрын

yea i honestly saw that more as a .... vs what... exploding cigars?

@michaelscott6022 Ай бұрын

"Ah, I see you're on the Russian Medicare Plan. That'll be 7.62." "Dollars? Roubles?" "Millimeters."

@OverTheVoids Ай бұрын

"Don't forget the tax." "Sales tax?" "No, death tax."

@jacob_90s Ай бұрын

Holy fuck. Now that's a shirt.

@novanastalga Ай бұрын

oof, savage. I love it!

@gmradio2436 Ай бұрын

I think the Russian code for corpses being returned is 300. I am probably wrong.

@Goulmy86 Ай бұрын

Shirt that 😂

@8-bitsarda747 Ай бұрын

The idea of Grandpa Buff going from a bomber to a drone mother ship is mildly terrifying

@jefferyindorf699 Ай бұрын

Mildly?

@voodoovince8001 Ай бұрын

@@jefferyindorf699 a Space capable BUFF with Nuclear capable Drones is terrifying.

@borttorbbq2556 Ай бұрын

@voodoovince8001 Drone capable nuke, capable mountain deletion.Capable it's just missing space and then the buff can basically do it all.

@Mosin-lf7wl Ай бұрын

Great theme for a fallout type movie!

@Defraggler89 Ай бұрын

Protoss speed run.

@blakestewart7533 Ай бұрын

"Kicking ass and making glass" did not need to be that good. Praise Buff.

@Agent719 Ай бұрын

"What's so scary about the B-52?" "It's a bomber that drops hundred of bombs." "Yeah, so?" "The bombs are also smaller bombers." "..."

@renedereus1877 Ай бұрын

At this point , Buff is a clown car, filled with clowns. But the clowns are armed and angry.

@Techno_Idioto Ай бұрын

@@renedereus1877 Honk-Honk BOOM. The Circus just got deadly.

@tylerleuschen8132 Ай бұрын

BOMBS

@borttorbbq2556 Ай бұрын

He's a clown car of Topography rearrangements@@renedereus1877

@Scudboy17 Ай бұрын

Bombception

@Sptn051 Ай бұрын

"Kicking ass and making glass," should be printed on every buff lmao

@crimsonmaelstrom573 Ай бұрын

I’ll get the spray paint

@InvisibleSquids Ай бұрын

I've got the stencils

@Farsight453 Ай бұрын

"Fear my seed," not a contender?

@NeptuneChill Ай бұрын

More Buff t-shirts! More Buff t-shirts! 3:32

@clintshiplett8548 Ай бұрын

I want that Grampa Buff t-shirt!

@Restlessmedic Ай бұрын

I am a Floridian. I am proud of how you consistently represent us, it is spot on!!!

@ronwalsh Ай бұрын

Raise Hell, Praise Dale! Florida guy here as well.

@christopherclayton5500 Ай бұрын

HL impersonating the US impersonating HL impersonating Russia is more delightful than it has any right to be.

@chrisd9700 Ай бұрын

"Im a dude, PLAYING a dude, DIGUISED as another dude"

@eldorados_lost_searcher Ай бұрын

@@chrisd9700 "The dudes are emerging."

@daviddebroux4708 27 күн бұрын

@@eldorados_lost_searcher Dude

@redroosterranches Ай бұрын

Gotta hand it to NK, as incompetent as they can be, they managed to sell back to Russia the craptastic Cold War equipment they purchased from them at a significantly marked up price 🤣🤣

@Ange1ofD4rkness Ай бұрын

*sniff sniff* is that some capitalism I smell ... hehe couldn't help myself (I know not really just felt right)

@stevegonzo2091 Ай бұрын

They turned a big pile of old junk into gold. Almost literally.

@borttorbbq2556 Ай бұрын

@@Ange1ofD4rknessNo that literally was definitely a capitalistic move

@Jeff.78 Ай бұрын

The Fat Electrician is giggling somewhere, and he's not sure why. This is why.

@ilovefunnyamv2nd Ай бұрын

that's what the long game investments look like

@BlindIo42 Ай бұрын

Nope, that came out *exactly* how Grandpa BUFF intended it.

@Del_S Ай бұрын

"came" D:

@jasonsandoval3823 Ай бұрын

Buff upgraded to air carrier

@davesnothere. Ай бұрын

@@jasonsandoval3823 I wonder how many drones it would deploy? My guess is: All of them.

@docgiggles130 Ай бұрын

It's Grandpa Buff. It's allowed

@SonsOfLorgar Ай бұрын

@@davesnothere. Depends on the desired size, and if it's only on the internal bay racks or also in adapted wing hardpoint pods/guided glider delivery capsules...😁 I'd guesstimate around 50-300 in the bay, and up to 20 per wing hardpoint...

@ryderadams8575 Ай бұрын

"Kickin' ass and makin' glass" my new favorite quote.

@EXRazeBurn Ай бұрын

0:45 You know you're starting to get good at doing voices when you can do a convincing "I'm mocking you" version of one of your own voices while sounding distinctly different. My hat's off to you H.L.

@MissMimiDoll Ай бұрын

Buff carrying drones like wolf spiders carry their babies. Poke one of those and the swarm scatters into pure fucking chaos. Buff + drones = same energy

@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Ай бұрын

that's frighteningly accurate.

@brianwise5850 Ай бұрын

Now we have a new weapon, inspired by australia. One grandpa buff, filled with drones, which is filled with spider nest that they can release.... what we now drop is fear on our enemies.

@MissMimiDoll Ай бұрын

@@brianwise5850 and when we're low on spiders, we've got hornets lol

@moonman559 Ай бұрын

They need to design a drone that is a little mini-Buff.

@taylorivy3797 Ай бұрын

@@MissMimiDoll That would probably make the Geneva Checklist after. I couldn't imagine angry and displaced hornets being dropped on a target.

@josephnolan6323 Ай бұрын

buff when dropping the drones "go forth my children, alter all the geography you come across and make sure there's no witnesses"

@tearstoneactual9773 Ай бұрын

"What do we do with the survivors?" "There are no survivors-ah!"

@thunderspear2251 Ай бұрын

Gotta love that we're turning the BUFF into the Arsenal Bird from Ace Combat 7

@noobpuncher8571 Ай бұрын

Just need that glorious shield and we're there. And then we can work on turning it into the Aegaeon from AC6 :D

@tellur808 Ай бұрын

From what I understand, the reason the astronauts haven't returned is not that they can't but rather because doing so would destroy a part that's important to investigating the problems they had going up. So they delayed the return in order to study that part as much as they can. Maybe also a little bit of making extra sure that the way down doesn't lead to any surprises

@elitely6748 Ай бұрын

"Kicking Ass And Making Glass" -The Buff, that line goes so hard especially if it goes on Merch... please! *Now I want to see a B-52 crew paint that onto their aircraft under the cockpit*

@borttorbbq2556 Ай бұрын

Hundred percent if there pilot who watches this who gets themselves a nice fancy new one definitely probably will. Shit , I would

@Nempo13 Ай бұрын

@@borttorbbq2556 "New one"? Mate there are Buffs that are beginning to have 4 generations of family members working on their crew now!

@borttorbbq2556 Ай бұрын

@@Nempo13 No I was meaning a brand new one from the factory is what I was meeting.I mean.Yeah, maybe someone might put it on an old one too, but I was just meaning that it would just be perfect to basically have 1 that is explicitly and always has been based on grampa buff.

@justananonymousperson7011 Ай бұрын

He just flies the bomber...

@burritoboy2751 Ай бұрын

I love the googly eyes when America was imitating Russia. 😂

@Qardo Ай бұрын

I was not thinking Russia when he started talking. I was thinking of American pretending to be a drunk uncle from Transylvania. He so totally is not a vampire. Just because he loves drinking a lot of Bloody Marys. Does not mean he is a vampire. So totally not. Also, rarely is out in the sun.

@DatDarkOne Ай бұрын

That got me too. LOL

@rolandoredsky4254 Ай бұрын

That was good, but what got me was the first thing he says as Russia right after that, he does the googly eyes again, once, real fast.

@ElectroNeutrino Ай бұрын

He sounds like Gru to me when he does that.

@NeptuneChill Ай бұрын

Gave me The Count from Sesame Street vibes. 😅 0:38

@kyotra Ай бұрын

Hol up, you sayin' the B-52 is gonna become a modern _flying aircraft carrier?_ Time for real Ace Combat hours.

@MariaOracle-p8d Ай бұрын

I think the seed joke was the best route because the only other option would be for Granda Buff to become Grandma Buff and call herself the mother ship.

@epicwisp7450 Ай бұрын

You forget the majestic seahorse!

@dutchdragon2472 Ай бұрын

Trans buff is crazy

@SeaFireK Ай бұрын

Asexual reproduction?

@EvilElecBlanket Ай бұрын

That NASCAR crack was completely unnecessary and hilarious.

@NASCARFan-mn8wi Ай бұрын

Yep lmao

@patrickevans9604 Ай бұрын

Raise hell, praise dale

@medicbabe2ID Ай бұрын

@@patrickevans9604 Beat me by 3 minutes, lol

@matthewtullis7205 Ай бұрын

Not A Sport Cause Athletes Run.

@NASCARFan-mn8wi Ай бұрын

@@matthewtullis7205 it is a sport. Whether you deny it or not. It is a sport.

@frankhayden2162 Ай бұрын

“Fear my seed” GB Bruh had me rolling

@dip_n_swag8445 Ай бұрын

North Korea giving supplies to Russia is now surprising to me but what surprising is that North Korea actually has enough items in their country that could even fill 14 cargo ships.

@Lightscribe225 Ай бұрын

Well they were preparing for war for like the last 50 years, and they never throw anything away. Less surprising then.

@jasonmay5685 Ай бұрын

If there's one thing that isn't in short supply in North Korea, its weapons and ammunition. That's basically their main industry because they've been preparing for the ceasefire to end. As for the condition and maintenance those weapons and ammunition stockpiles have received...let's just say that much like what Ukraine has received from the West, I doubt North Korea is sending their best stuff over to Russia.

@rubenharos6988 5 күн бұрын

@@jasonmay5685 too bad we can get North korean soldiers to defect just by feeding them

@brentbarr498 Ай бұрын

OMG, I absolutely LOVE the way you make me laugh. Being Active Duty Air Force for 25 years you bring the TRUTH to the people who we protect on a daily basis in a way they can easily digest, enjoy and understand!! I applaud you and salute you sir for a job well done!!!

@Yee-Haw_Bird Ай бұрын

Buff carrying a drone swarm. This is some Ace combat shit right there

@ardantop132na6 Ай бұрын

Buff has upgraded into the Arsenal Bird.

@alexandercuevas6783 Ай бұрын

They had to get the template from somewhere@@ardantop132na6

@STONKS_MemeMan Ай бұрын

Sometimes I have to remember that the U.S with their military is just built different.

@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Ай бұрын

it's also the most honest part of our government, oddly? like, the military admits mistakes and doesnt' make a lot of false claims.

@darkdragonsoul99 Ай бұрын

@@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Oh no our military makes ample false claims the key is while the rest of the world lies to make themselves look better we lie trying to hide our true capabilities.

@kevincloud574 Ай бұрын

@@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Your joking right? Granted our government and military are not as corrupt as Russia and China's are, but our military has absolutely lied and covered their own ass to avoid accountability and expenses to victims of crimes and accidents in the military. These problems are less of the military itself as an entity trying to screw people over and more about individuals in the military who are in positions of power and responsibility refusing to do the responsible and right thing because they want to avoid accountability.

@Noreb Ай бұрын

@@darkdragonsoul99 the military itself doesnt make many false claims.. the DoD, pentagon and government officials however..

@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Ай бұрын

... like commiting massacres and disinformation !

@MigratoryWhimbrel Ай бұрын

0:45 Those facial contortions made me laugh so much! "aMeRiCa, YoU hAd ThE cIa CoMe In AnD mOvE hIs EnD tAbLe 2 InChEs"

@crocadillius6418 Ай бұрын

Your Russian impression of your Russian impression is hilarious

@alexkuzela9266 Ай бұрын

I misread the title as Grandpa SWAM, and thought that we had made a floatplane or submersible Buff when nobody was looking.

@jeremysorejian Ай бұрын

Imagine a buff erupting from the water like a whale of death

@bonecrushergaming2183 Ай бұрын

Every buff is submersible its getting them unsubmerged that's the hard part

@OverTheVoids Ай бұрын

Well that idea kind of was happening with the SOF MC-130J amphibious project, but that seems to have gone on an indefinite hiatus. Maybe the BUFF can pick up on where they left off. It's getting a lot of upgrades anyways, so it shouldn't be too hard to add another one into the mix.

@STRAKAZulu Ай бұрын

@@bonecrushergaming2183give them five years. The BUFF is forever.

@tankythemagnorite9855 Ай бұрын

As US said a couple of videos ago: "I do be building stuff"

@revan0890 Ай бұрын

Kicking ass and making glass should be the Covenant's motto in the Halo franchise.

@burp2019 Ай бұрын

covenant is too religious for that, could work in post-covenant

@revan0890 Ай бұрын

@burp2019 The Banished, perhaps?

@eskimolost2012 Ай бұрын

"captain its a couple b52 in the radar........" "ok how many and what about others and support? "a swarm" a what???" 3 b52 and a massive swarm is clogging the radar captain" its been an honor comrad- Kaboom!!!!!!!!

@kelleyellison2668 Ай бұрын

Omg I spit my pop out on the NASCAR bit! I'd never heard that one! Thanks for all the laughter!😊

@larrykelly3536 Ай бұрын

Buff gave a whole different vision of cloud seeding that my mind's eye can't unsee.

@Operator8282 Ай бұрын

Ewww... You are spreading the "can't unsee"able.

@clevelanddoesnotrock Ай бұрын

"no one wants to be a backseat war criminal" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@crimsonmaelstrom573 Ай бұрын

Except Canada maybe

@estyria777 Ай бұрын

I really, really expected the next line to be Canada saying "Hey there, bud..."

@cubefreak123 Ай бұрын

Japan, Germany, UK: Are we just jokes to you?

@jennifergarrett1449 Ай бұрын

Did someone say WAR CRIME? I thought that was Canada's specialty? Feeling a little left out up here!

@TheAchilles26 Ай бұрын

@@crimsonmaelstrom573 Canada doesn't want the backseat. They want to be front and center making new entries.

@SquirrellyVision Ай бұрын

I don’t know which shirt I want more! “Kicking ass and making glass” or “fear my seed”!!!! 😂😂😂

@DN_123 Ай бұрын

Okay, hearing those two astronauts stuck up there is the most nerve racking thing I've heard first in the morning.

@watcherinthedark247 Ай бұрын

At least Boeing didn't offer the astronauts one of their "retirement plans" that they been giving out to it's employees lately!

@cubefreak123 Ай бұрын

Just have one of the astronauts say they wanna be a whistleblower and see Boeing get up there in record time.

@kuhljager2429 Ай бұрын

I'm also wondering if I've missed something in space news, because I thought dragon was capable of personnel recovery.

@clqudy4750 Ай бұрын

SpaceX has already offered, but Boeing needs to save face. They're trying to learn as much as possible from the trunk before re-entry since it gets jettisoned before the capsule comes in. Is what they're saying as of last night.

@asseenontv247 Ай бұрын

Funny enough the Boeing 401k program is actually fantastic.

@shawnbryant2612 Ай бұрын

I mean... They're stuck in space, isn't that pretty much the same thing?

@stampede122 Ай бұрын

The Buff having two zingers in one episode……😂😂😂😂😂

@Billaxle Ай бұрын

"THE WHOLE WORLD WILL FEAR MY SEED!!" OMG I'm dying! 😂😂😂😂😂

@whiteshadow_001 Ай бұрын

Deadset I live for these parodies… “kicking ass and making glass” 😅😅

@jloiben12 Ай бұрын

Ahh yes. The J upgrades. No one tell Grandpa what the ZZZ upgrades are going to look like because he may just end up skipping a few thousand years of progress just to get them

@Tank50us Ай бұрын

Now I have this mental image in my head of someone making an appropriate scale B-52 model.... with Astra Militarum kit attached to it. And not bolted on either.... _fully integrated_

@jasonbernal9348 Ай бұрын

You mean the FTL drives, radiation shielding, and laser weapons?

@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx Ай бұрын

@@Tank50usgellar fields offline just for some entertainment on the way to the target.

@Tank50us Ай бұрын

@@jasonbernal9348 don't forget the Geller Field Generator.

@Tank50us Ай бұрын

@@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx depending on the crew.... That could be a great time... Or a bad time

@QTownTruckspotting Ай бұрын

“America this is your fault” “Womp womp”

@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Ай бұрын

It is .

@danielsnook7362 Ай бұрын

@@peekaboopeekaboo1165then have Russia actually work on a peace agreement that doesn't have our way or the highway printed in it

@MisterMick113 Ай бұрын

@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 sure the US is responsible for the missiles being there but they wouldn't be shot at Russia if they didn't invade a sovereign nation. Actions have consequences

@marte9346 Ай бұрын

@@peekaboopeekaboo1165would you blame every single death caused by an AK on Russia too then?

@MrJinglejanglejingle Ай бұрын

Hittin' with that "Boo-womp"

@KujoLlama Ай бұрын

HLC as America impersonating HLC as Russia is one of the best things I've ever seen. Props, man. That's skill.

@mileonaslionclaw2525 Ай бұрын

3:28 i’m not even joking, the second I heard that buff could get drones. I immediately began laughing like a maniac. The buff is forever, and God help anyone who we put on the receiving end of that. They are going to need it. A Buff with drones, is just a beautiful sight to imagine…

@jeffreyallen2778 Ай бұрын

Love when grandpa buff goes full beast mode. Hes gonna outlive me more than likely, and he had a 20 year headstart

@RoseKindred Ай бұрын

Grandpa Buff gonna be carrying Lil Buffs. How cute. Like a frog swarm, on a caiman's back, from the rainforest.

@Donleecartoons Ай бұрын

Grandpa BUFF's next upgrade, he goes and gets the astronauts off the station. "Hey, ya whippersnappers, as long as you were expecting a Boeing ... "

@olegkupran5284 Ай бұрын

Holy crap, Buff will become an arsenal bird?! I'm ready to invest right now

@alphacommander3203 Ай бұрын

Unexpected but also not surprising Ace Combat reference... Nice!

@johnb3227 Ай бұрын

Yea and Russia and China are years behind on rail gun tech research so they'll be SOL

@Techno_Idioto Ай бұрын

@@alphacommander3203 It's what V2 is for, after all.

@odstbag337 Ай бұрын

Just further proof that there's an interdimensional portal and the US is buying technology from the Belkans.

@SkanRashkae Ай бұрын

i wonder about the approach and connect aero-dynamics of a rocket-drone reload pod that might attach to bottom or aft cargo door. maybe a top landing like a Quinn Jet.

@magoichi75 Ай бұрын

So Buff is becoming the Carrier from StarCraft, utterly terrifying that is.

@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Ай бұрын

an aircraft carrier in the sky.

@crimsonmaelstrom573 Ай бұрын

Terrifyingly awesome is what it is

@Jfk2Mr Ай бұрын

@@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 I'm pretty sure that it was already attempted, at least thrice - parasite fighers out of Soviet TB-1, US experiments with airships in 30s and immediatly post-WW2 Goblin

@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Ай бұрын

@@Jfk2Mr seems a bit easier with drones, though.

@krald8421 Ай бұрын

I just heard "Carrier has arrived" in Buff's voice in my head and i cant stop laughing

@Treilerk Ай бұрын

Gotta love Grandpa Buff's one liners.

@paulstuartwilson485 Ай бұрын

Raise hell!! Praise Dale!! Love the BUFF!! Spreading the STUFF!! 👍🇺🇸

@TheOneWhoMightBe Ай бұрын

USA: "That came out way grosser than I think you intended it to." GPB: "Nope."

@BackYardScience2000 Ай бұрын

I sincerely hope that most got the "kicking ass and making glass" joke. I literally choked and laughed at the same time. 😂

@TheGreatCyberwolf Ай бұрын

"The B-52J could potentially carry drones" *Ace Combat 7 players start having Arsenal Bird flashbacks*

@Morallyimmoral1 Ай бұрын

"The whole world will fear my seed." Never change Grandpa buff never change

@TheCulturedMan34 Ай бұрын

👕

@stevegonzo2091 Ай бұрын

He's gonna spread so much seed he's gonna be a farmer

@Curious-Mr.-Lee Ай бұрын

The eye thing while mocking Putin, lmaooo!!! HLC, you live in my head rent-free, too.

@AmericPet Ай бұрын

Right here. Me too. I have HCL jokes that pop out in common conversation. 😂

@engmed4400 Ай бұрын

Buff carrying weaponized drones, along with the usual payload, sounds like the kind of chaos that I'm here for.

@davidchapman370 Ай бұрын

I'm beginning to suspect that some of the R&D guys working on Buffs upgrades are just a bunch of stoners passing around the pipe and spitting out ideas "Dude, what if we could make the big plane spawn a bunch of little planes?" "Whoa, thats not a bad idea man, write that one down, so we don't forget again."

@aaroncorbett6352 Ай бұрын

For real, HLC, the fact that you can do America doing an impression of Russia and it doesn't just sound like your Russia is indicative of ELITE skills.

@JacketedSoftPoint Ай бұрын

FINALLY!!! The United States will have an official, unofficial, "Arsenal Bird" All we're missing now is the shield and the kick-ass boss music.

@jacedostal4399 Ай бұрын

This was my first thought when I heard "carry drones"

@Tank50us Ай бұрын

well.... we _have_ the boss music... I'm sure Project Aces won't mind the USAF paying for the license

@_ITEZA Ай бұрын

when sky start singing in Latin

@renedereus1877 Ай бұрын

Shouldn't be that hard to fit some giant ass speakers underneath it for that extra oomph when he's dropping his payload

@dchiznit209 Ай бұрын

That’s probably the S Upgrade

@MicaAvali Ай бұрын

HLC’s cross-eyed impression of his own Russia impression made me spit my drink 😂

@srtvr4 Ай бұрын

"Kickin' ass and makin' glass" is damn sure shirt-worthy! I'll buy.

@mikkelnpetersen Ай бұрын

I want a beer glass saying "Made by B-52"

@crisespinoza1979 Ай бұрын

That would be sweet!

@SpaalKodaav Ай бұрын

A URANIUM beer glass at that

@johnfenter4729 Ай бұрын

"Only slightly radioactive!"

@mc-zy7ju Ай бұрын

Best explanation for baseball and NASCAR 😅 btw pretty sure those hit in Crimea was because of interception debris.

@Bosnian.Spartan Ай бұрын

What intercepted it?

@Gencrossbones Ай бұрын

Question did the missile got intercepted or the missile that tried to intercept it decided to defect to Ukraine's side and help Ukraine by self destructing and adding to the destruction

@mc-zy7ju Ай бұрын

@@Bosnian.Spartan didn't specify, one out of five was a partial hit, scattered the cluster munitions. Russia's been setting up its military installation next to civy targets for a while now.

@Bosnian.Spartan Ай бұрын

@@mc-zy7ju ah thanks

@AmericPet Ай бұрын

@mc-zy7ju thanks for the information. Ah come on! First we have Israel bombing hospitals and now we have Russia setting up military targets next to civilians. Civilians are. Not. Toys! Do not massacre them.

@BarryMaDonk Ай бұрын

Tbh Buff dropping swarms of drones is basically just Ace Combat becoming factual lore in America’s Unhealthcare system

@Goldeneye48 Ай бұрын

Grandpa BUFF just became the Arsenal Bird from Ace Combat 7. With the J-upgrades. Can’t wait for the Zeda upgrades to place laser weapon and an energy shield on the BUFF.

@darkwindplus Ай бұрын

CIA “ Two inches, we would never. We only move furniture 38.1 mm (1.5 inches) any more and we risk getting our cover blown.”

@mateuszzimon8216 Ай бұрын

5mm difference on step's and u make sleapy Joe immpresions

@Operator8282 Ай бұрын

Well, Putin IS kinda short, so two inches may miss this cute little piggies altogether.

@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Ай бұрын

gonna have to rename buff to ghengis with all the seed spreading he's gonna be doing.

@Paronak Ай бұрын

Omfg 😆

@eldorados_lost_searcher Ай бұрын

That came out *exactly* how Buff intended.

@2128jrandall Ай бұрын

"Raise hell! Praise Dale!" 😂😂😂

@HouseDuke Ай бұрын

I expected a Dagestan reference! Also, greetings to Vlad the small: you shot down the ATACMS over a beach, where your people make VACATION and then the small cluster bombs from the ATACMS fell on them. How do you make a vacation near a warzone? First row seats to see your fleet being diminished by a country without a navy?!

@zahnatom Ай бұрын

they found debris of a russian tor m2 missile there... 9m330 but apparently no remains of an atacms

@cubefreak123 Ай бұрын

It never ceases to amaze me that people are still visiting Crimea for beach time when a freaking war is happening. Even if they believe that everything gets intercepted, do they not realize what happens to debris when gravity kicks in?

@Jeff.78 Ай бұрын

"I enjoy a grand fireworks display as much as any of my countrymen, but I prefer the paper kind." - Ben Franklin, April 17th, 1790, to a crowd discussing the sights of war, probably.

@BoraHorzaGobuchul Ай бұрын

very easy. Keep your citizens in poverty. This way they have no time/means to get educated, or to afford a foreign vacation; also tell them they're safe there.

@burp2019 Ай бұрын

@@cubefreak123 it's not even adjacent to the war anymore, it became part of the active warzone

@BigMacAttack83 Ай бұрын

Though you NASCAR's acronym isn't what the real acronym is, it is very accurate.

@kenterrell6626 Ай бұрын

Funny for sure... But have you ever tried to race a car around a track? In 20 minutes you will be sweating an starting to feel your legs and shoulders getting sore.

@tywatts700 Ай бұрын

Can't believe they're turning the buff into the arsenal bird from ace combat but I dig it

@AlexDuos Ай бұрын

Doing it impersonation of your own character with another one of your own characters is some Mel Blanc level skill, awesome.

@MariaTex3 Ай бұрын

"Nobody likes a backseat war criminal" would make for an interesting shirt

@Turf-yj9ei Ай бұрын

Or how about "It ain't a war crime the first time"

@javarrmalutei5740 Ай бұрын

Coming Soon: Grampa Buff, now with optional, legit Airborne Carrier option. Pretty soon, not gonna need anything else in the fleet. Outfitted with Photon Torpedos, Adaptive Shielding, Energy Weapons, and now an onboard Drone fleet. Gonna need more then that J tag, He's gonna be a ACV, Airborne Aircraft Carrier / Battleship... and I'm all for it! Seriously though, "Kicking Ass and Making Glass". I need that shirt in my life.

@ShadowStrike28 Ай бұрын

Grandpa BUFF, 100 Years of Kicking Ass and Making Glass. I would absolutely buy that shirt.

@rayramirez686 Ай бұрын

"The whole world will fear my seed" Sounded like some alien StarCraft attack of the swarm vibes.

@dawall3732 Ай бұрын

Grandpa Buff. "I know what I said. I meant every word of it. I'm now the king of the money shot, baby!"

@aaronorr5586 Ай бұрын

"A Drone Bukka-" "Don't say it BUFF!" "Why not? Imagine them swarming enemy radar installations!"

@gemoglobinator6860 Ай бұрын

U forgot that thise civilian on beach was near military places. The most interesting part, that only opened beaches are, that near military infrastructure, looks like civilian shield and perfect opportunity for psyop

@gemoglobinator6860 Ай бұрын

Also looks like anti air defense worked so good, that in result missile got redirected to beach

@gemoglobinator6860 Ай бұрын

And there was no air raid alert, so on purpose or by negligence they fucked up their own civilians

@bedfastrogue2580 Ай бұрын

Grandpa Buff, Kicking ass and making glass since 1950.

@user-ns4lz3kj2h Ай бұрын

When he went to the buff I was expecting him to use his new upgrade to pick up the astronauts in orbit.

@jefferyindorf699 Ай бұрын

That's the next upgrade.

@oxide9679 Ай бұрын

T-shirt: B.U.F.F. across the top. In the center is a photo of the B-52 On the bottom: "Fear my seed!" I'd buy it.

@Tank50us Ай бұрын

and about 50 arrow-shaped drones spreading out

@hendrikgreiner8449 Ай бұрын

Knowing Grandpa Buff, it was *exactly* the way he intended.

@allhailfoamy1 Ай бұрын

Kicking ass and making glass. I love it. A solid second place to live, laugh, toaster bath

@vanixiii5657 Ай бұрын

Honestly with the J BUFF having drones I was really hoping you would make a Starcraft reference with him and say he's like a carrier or a brood lord

@JETBLACKCORD Ай бұрын

buff being the modern day arsenal bird is fucking badass

@trueblaze84 Ай бұрын

those astranots aren't actually stuck in space. They can come back anytime. Problem is the part that caused the issue is staying at the space station so they're giving it a look over to make sure nothing else is wring before heading home. They have around 40 days of supplies before it becomes an issue so they'll be fine for a while.

@Mttjs1 Ай бұрын

Was also going to post this.

@itsjustme8947 Ай бұрын

Boeing? Is that you?? 🙂

@Mttjs1 Ай бұрын

@@itsjustme8947 I think my bank account and criminal record both would be bigger if I was.

@Octa9on Ай бұрын

thanks for the explanation about not being stuck. small correction: the part with the leaks is actually jettisoned to burn up in the atmosphere, so they can't troubleshoot after they land. if they want to figure out what went wrong, they have to do it while they're still at the station

@itsjustme8947 Ай бұрын

@@Mttjs1 That's what they ALL say, lol!

@patrickwoodruff5750 Ай бұрын

no, no, Grampa Buff knew exactly what he was saying. he lives forever

@alecmoon8895 Ай бұрын

I love this cause I’m sitting in my driveway slightly intoxicated enjoying the weather and my freshly cut lawn “RAISE HELL PRAISE DALE”

@TheRedAuditor Ай бұрын

Say it with me, Habitual. *_If it flies it fucking-_*

@TheNovadragon223 Ай бұрын

Dies?

@bj.bruner Ай бұрын

HLC: I can't get this video taken down Grandpa Buff: The world will feel my seed! 😂

@Damocles54 Ай бұрын

"That came out way grosser than i think you intended it to" "That came out exactly as i intended it to"

@MeizrRoeni Ай бұрын

The Halo franchise's Covenant should live by the motto "kicking ass and making glass."

@Roller.Mobster117 Ай бұрын

So the drone swarms from Bo2...are gonna get waaay more canonical, war crime central let's fucking go

@RealVand3r Ай бұрын

Mq9’s on a b52 sounds like a fever dream

@sethbettwieser Ай бұрын

Grandpa Buff would make an excellent drone fathership. Release the BEEEEEEES!!!!

@nerdlydelicious1876 Ай бұрын

Russia: “I and North Korea have a mutual defense pact!” NATO and the US: “Well hell son, all you’ve done is set us up a two for one deal!”

@mithril1584 Ай бұрын

HLC, doing a Russia impersonation while doing and America impersonation. Sounded like the stereotypical Dracula voice and that is damn funny.

@phant0m233 Ай бұрын

Just to clarify the civilian casualties: 1. It's probably way more than 10,000; there was that theater full of civilians in Mariupol 2. Bucha. The civilians there weren't killed with bombs or artillery, but point-blank with rifle fire. -edit- 3: The civilian casualties in Crimea were due to falling debris from the four out of five ATACMS that Russia claims to have shot down. The ATACMS were aimed at military targets so the civilians injured are Russia's fault. Unlike the Ukrainian civilians unalived when Russia targeted maternity hospital, pediatric hospital, and power plants in winter. Just trying to put things in perspective. Hat tip to @Rebelrocker69 for #3

@vitaliitomas8121 Ай бұрын

There is definitely more than 10k, because we have no idea what russians are doing on the occupied territory

@Rebelrocker69 Ай бұрын

3: The civilian casualties in Crimea were due to falling debris from the four out of five ATACMS that Russia claims to have shot down. The ATACMS were aimed at military targets so the civilians injured are Russia's fault. Unlike the Ukrainian civilians unalived when Russia targeted maternity hospital, pediatric hospital, and power plants in winter. Just trying to put things in perspective.

@phant0m233 Ай бұрын

@@Rebelrocker69 Got it. Amending my comment.