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Cole Palmer scored two goals in the last minute to complete his hat-trick and rescue Chelsea, beating Manchester United 4-3 at Stamford Bridge.
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@mrchickflick6969 Ай бұрын

Rory- This has had restored my faith in Chelsea Next video- I’m finished with Chelsea

@gig7932 Ай бұрын

Our next match is against Sheffield and I don't see us losing to them but who knows with this team.

@elsaeed747 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 I’m sorry he has to go NOW 🤣🤣🤣 He’s magic you knooooow 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@uofawildcat1119 Ай бұрын

Facts

@alexanderkoin6664 Ай бұрын

You know him too well... very indecisive human being 😅🤣

@mrchickflick6969 Ай бұрын

@@alexanderkoin6664 he 100% is mate 😀

@dudzter11 Ай бұрын

Title needs reworking: Cole Palmer spares Chelsea’s blushes 😂

@JimDuggan-tq2lv Ай бұрын

*Man Utds idiocy spares Chelsea embarassment.

@ProfessorZoom_ Ай бұрын

@@JimDuggan-tq2lvor Liverpool supporting referee gives a stupid penalty against a player who slips.

@Poinatowski Ай бұрын

@@ProfessorZoom_ give specsavers a ring lad. "Slipped"? Fucking mental take that is.

@JimDuggan-tq2lv Ай бұрын

@@ProfessorZoom_ That also, a combination of the two.

@ProfessorZoom_ Ай бұрын

@@JimDuggan-tq2lv the players were at fault I’m not denying that but that referee was awful and should be looking for a 9-5 somewhere else.

@r6liam657 Ай бұрын

Pretty sure at 3-2 you had a video ready to go in on poch an slam your club 🤣

@hungtrumno Ай бұрын

“Hahahaha. That was a delectable medley of footballing splendor.” So glad this line comes after the 😂😂😂

@pretty-white-lamb Ай бұрын

He said the thing.

@thicccboi4808 Ай бұрын

What thing

@AlphaDaxter1 Ай бұрын

@@thicccboi4808THAT WAS A DELECTABLE MEDLEY OF FOOTBALLING SPLENDOUR🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@archipiratta Ай бұрын

@@thicccboi4808delectable medley... Blah blah blah 🥱

@pretty-white-lamb Ай бұрын

@@thicccboi4808 "A Delectable Medley of Footballing Splendour."

@ta4504 Ай бұрын

lmao

@mrchickflick6969 Ай бұрын

The emotions and feelings you feel watching Chelsea are sorrow, pity,nausea and constipation

@Jack-gn6dt Ай бұрын

From 11th to 10th. What a league title

@Dawgman111 Ай бұрын

Imagine been arsenal and bottle league two seasons a row😂😂😂

@mrchickflick6969 Ай бұрын

Definitely need to move on from mount Rory mate it sounds so bitter throwing random stats up, the next one will be.. Stamford bridge had more fans in the ground tonight than it ever did when mount played for us 😅

@usernameheda Ай бұрын

well it's the first time he's been back at the bridge, so I think he will now

@tarekhastings8907 Ай бұрын

Funny how Rory posts within a few hours of victory but takes days after a mediocre draw

@y45hwardhan79 Ай бұрын

It's as if he is a Chelsea supporter

@stephenmason9527 Ай бұрын

He knows the videos that will really do numbers 📈

@3nyx Ай бұрын

Who would be excited to talk about a mediocre draw 😂

@forza_ATALANTA_1907 Ай бұрын

We'll see how long he waits to address the Sheffield result 😂

@y45hwardhan79 Ай бұрын

@@forza_ATALANTA_1907 not too long 🙄

@leigh6435 Ай бұрын

Been waiting on this one since final whistle last night 😅

@erensrhulani4451 Ай бұрын

A delectable medley 😂😂😂😂 I didn't sleep last night Rory I came here to get therapy because of your poetic commentary

@spinonecreative6663 Ай бұрын

When you title a video.. Hahahahaha .. There's a chance you may get trolled.. Lol 😂

@obainomilano Ай бұрын

My brother who’s a big time Chelsea fan went downstairs out of frustration and came back up and Chelsea had scored 2 goals.

@teanomeano123 Ай бұрын

The thing I like about Rory is he is self aware about how fickle he is. And that’s most of us

@Cypnos Ай бұрын

Can't wait for the "Chelsea are finished" video when we inevitably draw to Sheffield

@lizile9785 Ай бұрын

What a prediction

@Duval-In-The-Wall Ай бұрын

Where’s the 2-2 Burnley reaction

@GALAHADFOOTBALL-tips Ай бұрын

Beautiful speach there... We are happy and blessed to have someone like you in the Chelsea dugout... 💙💙

@SevINSevIN-be5yo Ай бұрын

its not the team that kept fighting till the end its just Palmer

@ramandosula9042 Ай бұрын

Madueke won the penalty that palmer scored to make it 3 3

@darreltan1694 Ай бұрын

Ridiculous sentiment

@stephenmason9527 Ай бұрын

Nah there were like 6 blue jerseys flying forward on that last counterattack that led to the corner kick that won the game

@salmanparker5394 Ай бұрын

Sometimes one player can be the catalyst for the whole team stepping up

@adamburke3379 Ай бұрын

And the ref

@reesav11 Ай бұрын

Finally.. You have a smile about Chelsea.. Cheers!! It was like Fergie-time.. but with a UNO reverse card..😂😂😂

@nkosimngomz9048 Ай бұрын

Mason Mount hurt you man. This is the pain talking. I remember those videos where you were adamant that it was the club's fault for selling him and now you out here doing this.

@josh23992 Ай бұрын

The absolute irony of Rory calling Mount a ‘Little Judas’. Not only is Rory about 5”5’, he also jumped ship from True Geordie at the first whiff of controversy and ripped off his whole model. Talk about a Little Judas 😂😭

@EKNYR Ай бұрын

Please tell me you’re not that dense But if you are… 🤣🤣🫵🫵

@jacknapier6668 Ай бұрын

@@EKNYRbro you’ve told Rory you love him in other comment sections you are an absolute sap 😂😂

@Me-gs3uu Ай бұрын

It were being honest. That game had ZERO quality. It was two teams losing the ball at every turn, because these players aren’t as good as their fans make out.

@jackfoulkes2047 Ай бұрын

Agreed but 7 goals is 7 goals and the ebb and flow to the game was very entertaining. Basket ball stuff.

@choke9270 Ай бұрын

Yeah… cos Arsenal vs Citeh was a barn burner wasn’t it?

@rajimus Ай бұрын

You not gonna talk about the blatant corruption Rory? The pen that literally never was? Dalot didnt touch the boy and he threw himself over? Theb VAR took 5 minutes and still didnt send the ref to the monitor? Chelsea still mistable and made to look foolish for 85 minutes by a shite united team.

@Dripless0 Ай бұрын

hahahahaha how upset are you

@kristian33 Ай бұрын

At this point it’s hard to scale the delusion. You cannot be a Utd fan without being deluded

@maw1903 Ай бұрын

Both penalties were very soft, but by the letter of the law, still penalties.

@joemartinez8042 Ай бұрын

Cryyyy😂. Where were man united fans when u robbed wolves this season

@Johndoe-gf7eu Ай бұрын

@@joemartinez8042one game at the start of the season stop it😭wasnt even a penalty either

@IrishGooner Ай бұрын

Up there for one of the worst hat tricks in premier league history 🤷🏻‍♂️ 2 penalties and a deflected shot, pipe down, over half his goals are penalties. He is good, no doubt about it, but nowhere near as good as you’re implying

@exposedheat9778 Ай бұрын

Like saka

@choke9270 Ай бұрын

Pipe down gooner

@axesus6966 Ай бұрын

Acting like mbappe didn’t score 2 penalties in the wc final

@AR-io8fv Ай бұрын

It’s kind of crazy that we essentially swapped Mount for Palmer. Boy did we win that trade.

@thiagoteixeira6537 Ай бұрын

His hair says it all 😂!

@purplebutterfly314 Ай бұрын

Congrats on being back in the top half of the table, that's all you have left to fight for this season!

@Fumblingthroughlifeonline Ай бұрын

Garnacho didn’t deserve to be on the losing side yesterday.

@bluesEvanskro Ай бұрын

What did he even do apart from the goals

@obainomilano Ай бұрын

@@bluesEvanskroisn’t that the ultimate goal?

@neshod6415 Ай бұрын

@@bluesEvanskro ???

@iLYK2PWN Ай бұрын

Garnacho was better than Palmer but it doesnt fit rhe narrative. Scored 2 cracking goals and was supporting Dalot who was useless all night

@bluesEvanskro Ай бұрын

@@iLYK2PWN it doesn’t fit the narrative because it just isn’t true

@malpa2345 Ай бұрын

Poch in right Rory?

@mercurialblonde Ай бұрын

I don't think of Chelsea as rivals. But clearly Chelsea fans see United as their rival. This was two drunks in a parking lot football

@jackfoulkes2047 Ай бұрын

In the context of trying to finish 6th - they are a rival

@mercurialblonde Ай бұрын

@@jackfoulkes2047 United are not finishing 6th. Looking at remaining schedule, 9th or 10th is more likely

@cccbeats_ Ай бұрын

As a United fan, Chelsea are a rival. You clearly haven’t been watching football very long if you don’t consider them as a rival

@mercurialblonde Ай бұрын

@@cccbeats_ I have been watching United since the 90s. To me our rivals are Liverpool, City, and to an extent Arsenal. I would prefer Chelsea to win the league over any of those teams. Leeds too are also rivals. Even when Chelsea was great and we were really competing with them head to head--there was always respect between Sir Alex and Mourinho. We've regularly bought players from them as well. I have no hatred in my heart for Chelsea. I think it's funny to watch Boehley fail. But I have no hatred for them. I think people who see them as rivals are probably the ones who are young.

@briandevitt6903 Ай бұрын

Two shitty sides, both were useless. Poch is clueless.

@davidsimson6917 Ай бұрын

Thank goodness the Mason Mount situation was addressed, it's all about Cold Palmer now although we need to see more from Jackson

@JayMagnifique Ай бұрын

the end of that match was comical haha.... PS antony played well, if he can keep that up, maybe its the turning point for him, he was going outside on his right foot, was good to see

@connor9287 Ай бұрын

Battle of the bottle jobs 😭

@Duval-In-The-Wall Ай бұрын

Chelsea got 10 penalties this season and are still 10th 😂

@andrewogden6759 Ай бұрын

Casually skips over the woeful penalty decisions

@christopherporter4278 Ай бұрын

I’m a United fan but u know what that laugh at start made me a Jennings fan 😂😂

@izzyonthemap Ай бұрын

That was a delectible medley of sunday league defending football

@Duval-In-The-Wall Ай бұрын

You want Pochettino to stay? 😂

@theloner717 Ай бұрын

Hahahahahahhahaha.....here after the Sheffield Game

@osukufan2 Ай бұрын

Mount literally made the assist to win you a Champions League. He wasn’t wanted anymore by the manager. What do you expect?

@BigMelvinHarrisSmoke Ай бұрын

Poch must be the undisputed throat goat for that referee to make all those abhorrent decisions throughout the entire match. Fucking robbed

@davidmclaren9027 Ай бұрын

This was only a battle of two players for you rory i get that he broke your heart but you need to move on..... Also cole palmer didnt destroy man united garnacho played better in that game, he scored 2 pens from soft challenges and the other was a deflection. How the game had 8 minutes added time is still a mystery to me

@JimDuggan-tq2lv Ай бұрын

Yeah this was a real poor display from Utd, which is funny because they actually played well for most of the game. But a few moments of poor quality cost them the game. Chelsea helped them though with their own moments of poor quality. Both teams have mistakes in them.

@darrenjohn8524 Ай бұрын

Substitutes, Garnacho taking a long time for his celebration and Wan Bissaka treatment for the head injury caused the 8 minutes. I assume you don't need any explanation to why the game ended after 12 minutes of extra time 🤣.

@jamnewt7338 Ай бұрын

Spurs fan here, completely captivated by Palmer’s performance last night. Could Pep try and grab him back?

@EKNYR Ай бұрын

Yea for 150m 🤣🤣🫵🫵

@keepscrolling6042 Ай бұрын

Cole Palmer is the reason I still proudly wear my Chelsea shirt this season

@revendranaidoo4305 Ай бұрын

Enzo giving it to mount was one of the best things to happen in the game

@ElysiumNZ Ай бұрын

Funniest thing from that game was the overturning of the MOTM award at the end of the game.😂

@anonymous12344 Ай бұрын

He makes it sound like they just beat an absolute world class team. They beat a rubbish united team with 2 penalties and a deflection 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Definition of mid table mentality

@MANC2311 Ай бұрын

Cole asked for a move so stop this how could City sell him narrative.

@neshod6415 Ай бұрын

Cole? Who is Cole?

@usernamehvx360 Ай бұрын

@@neshod6415 Palmer

@victorudekwe8030 Ай бұрын

Cole asked for a loan, city said you want to leave then it has to be a permanent move.

@Sarumaaan Ай бұрын

So did KDB and Salah

@eavyeavy2864 Ай бұрын

@@neshod6415Cole own your manure😂

@chelseagodfather Ай бұрын

*Slippery little Judas** ... Rory, you're a legend mate.😂

@WillianTheLazy Ай бұрын

Didn’t think I’d be watching a Sunday leave game in the prem between these two teams yet here we are 😅

@mclovin8923 Ай бұрын

"Just get down the tunnell" celberating is embarrassing 😂

@thacrypt223 Ай бұрын

ElMudico was so fun to watch. Hillarious at times.

@CoconutJewce Ай бұрын

As a United fan, I felt absolutely robbed by that result. Our players only have themselves to blame for capitulating yet again for the umpteenth time, but those two pens weren't pens and outside of the first 25 minutes, United was the better side. The lucky deflection goal topped it off. lol And then today Liverpool got an undeserved pen against us to make us lose another 2 points. That's 5 points pissed down the drain because of the players' inability to close out a game and the ref/VAR making blatantly incorrect calls. And yeah, those 5 points would've mattered a lot in the race for top 5 given Villa's draw today.

@AdamMackUNC Ай бұрын

Not gonna lie, my reaction at full-time was the same as the first five seconds of this video.

@fanjawper Ай бұрын

When they win last minute he talks as though is Chelsea is superb.When they lose he’ll blame all the players

@drunkpigeon628 Ай бұрын

Umm...i get Rorys anger towards Mount, but how tf is he supposed to score when he was injured? That Palmer-Mount goal comparison is one the most brain-dead take I've seen on this channel

@patrick5301 Ай бұрын

If Antony had 2 pens, he would have objectively been better than Palmer

@hyeasward9278 Ай бұрын

What a pointless comment 😂

@mheemcli2011 Ай бұрын

He would missed like Bruno did last time they met hahahah😅😅 u know everyone can’t score penalties ain’t easy mate 😅😅

@usernameheda Ай бұрын

that's assuming he actually scored them

@andyfox8377 Ай бұрын

That was like watching 2 Sunday league teams. No tactics and If you had told me half players were hung over from the night before I'd believe you

@Cbart23 Ай бұрын

He ain’t winning the golden boot for a mid table club

@rhyselliott3854 Ай бұрын

Mason Mount served Chelsea well , the disrespect from fans is undeserved and Chelsea are a shell of their former self’s 1 billion spent in the last 2 transfer windows you should be challenging for the league .

@javiermeza1544 Ай бұрын

Mason Mount is this years Declan Rice. The only reason Mason Mount got that fat contract of 250k weekly pounds is because he’s British. 😂😂😂

@BulleeHD Ай бұрын

I was speechless at full time couldn’t believe I watched poch bring in 2 defenders when 3-2 down and win the game 🤣🤣 palmer saved pochs job

@LuboAck Ай бұрын

What a mighty mid table clash that was

@melaninbotswana2474 Ай бұрын

it apic war of the bottle jobs😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣what rollercoaster

@tabs9655 Ай бұрын

Doesn't take away from the shocking defence my god more leaks than the Titanic 😬

@qasim2803 Ай бұрын

so glad enzo was shouting at mount

@ontheturningaway Ай бұрын

Massive L there Rory. Couldn’t even beat the worst team in the league.

@b8nnytez Ай бұрын

This was the reaction of every single worldwide football fan, bar the Mancs of course😂

@Johndoe-gf7eu Ай бұрын

God have you come out the woodwork after them 2 week’s crying yourself to sleep 😂😂😂

@ajxysznhealth1207 Ай бұрын

regardless of the result - the performance was shocking and bailed out by palmer's brilliance.

@jackmatthews5969 Ай бұрын

Opening that video to Rory’s little grin 😂💙🥶

@NeilKoen Ай бұрын

When you said Palmer scored more goals in 90sec than mount in 17 months, when Mount was almost the whole season injured 🤔

@fozziebear26 Ай бұрын

I was waiting for this 😂😂😂😂 As a Liverpool fan what a game 😂😂😂

@Keeno12 Ай бұрын

Palmer loyal? Not sure about that 😂 didn’t he jump ship at city first sniff

@Fmfcg Ай бұрын

He doesn't even like Chelsea😂

@BakardiRamboTTV Ай бұрын

Hes also a lifelong United fan so he'll be on the red side of Manchester soon enough.

@user-ez9js3vn3c Ай бұрын

@@Fmfcgwhen you finish crying you call me to give you a handkerchief.

@Nightsu Ай бұрын

the first thing he said after the game was that he was a boyhood united fan. these lot really think he cares about chelsea

@Duval-In-The-Wall Ай бұрын

He’ll want to be play CL, not hang around in 8th

@usernameheda Ай бұрын

haven't felt like that in a long LONG time

@Johndoe-gf7eu Ай бұрын

Ur cup final 😂😂😂

@usernameheda Ай бұрын

@@Johndoe-gf7eu I like you how think I'm not shameful enough to care

@elsaeed747 Ай бұрын

Poch didi it to Ten Hag AGAIN 😂😂😂

@robertmorgan479 Ай бұрын

You seem to have overlooked the fact that we capitulated when 2-0 up mate. Yes we got a stroke of luck at the end but we had the same shortcomings again. One swallow doesn’t make a summer. We’re still in dire straights.

@somenobody8599 Ай бұрын

Southgate in after bottling the Euros would be just the cherry 🤣

@benIestrange Ай бұрын

The funny thing is Rory, that W against us is going to give poch another 12 months 🤣🤣🤣

@Bicorn711 Ай бұрын

Truly a delectable medley of football splendor 💙

@y45hwardhan79 Ай бұрын

Palmer basically pulled off a 1v11

@guilhermevieira6010 Ай бұрын

2 penalties and a deflection lol

@FELIXKENU17 Ай бұрын

Love love what you do Rory

@jakepghfc Ай бұрын

The intro man 😂😂😭😭

@bryantvargas5623 Ай бұрын

I’ll never be upset about a win but our fanbase is seriously delusional if they’re proud of that performance. How are we this disorganized defensively? Why is our midfield constantly being overrun and making critical errors that lead to goals? Why do we constantly look worse in the second half? Because Poch is a fraud. We rely on luck and individual brilliance. They won’t sack him now but if he still has a job next season it’s a crime against football.

@colddu Ай бұрын

just a reminder that United is only 5 points over Chelsea with a 1 game more

@NotMe-el3hg Ай бұрын

Two penalties and a deflected goal is considered destroying?

@BH-lz7rd Ай бұрын

You look emotional mate

@NotMe-el3hg Ай бұрын

@@BH-lz7rd why does my comment have a face?

@GIFT_AG Ай бұрын

Keep crying bro😅

@NotMe-el3hg Ай бұрын

@@GIFT_AG Chelsea are 10th😂😂😂

@NotMe-el3hg Ай бұрын

@@GIFT_AG United shocking this season, multiple injuries and still above Chelsea, that says it all

@superdaddyoo Ай бұрын

Most of Palmer goals is penalties an he’s great? If he was on any other team he wouldn’t be on penalties an nowhere in golden boot conversation fans too reactionary it was a lucky game

@grantnoremac8442 Ай бұрын

How's that for fergie time 😂

@armstrongjackson3229 Ай бұрын

All we Chelsea fans want is for the club to win matches 🎉

@anguspaterson5713 Ай бұрын

First penalty was never a pen. Chelsea and United deserved to draw that game because they are equally bad.

@roboi2241 Ай бұрын

Chelsea are 2 points behind West Ham in 7th with 2 games in hand and 5 behind United with a game in hand, I don't see why they can't finish 6th if they're serious.

@user-kx8yn9kw1r Ай бұрын

Они весь сезон на 11 месте, там и останутся, не стройте иллюзий!☝️

@guilhermevieira6010 Ай бұрын

Because Chelsea wont get 2 soft penalties every game

@GreekFreakNeek Ай бұрын

Although Ezno needs to give a little more, the altercation with that RAT 😘 what a game

@YoungShenz Ай бұрын

Honestly speaking in PALMER ALONE is our salvation and this be our motto,in PALMER we trust

@ahmedthebassa Ай бұрын

I hate this narrative of saying "where would we be without Cole Palmer". That is COMPLETE NONSENSE. We are a team with a gem. I love Ice Cold Palmer. But he did score 2 pens and a deflected goal. It was a team effort. Cucurella wins the pen, Noni wins the other. Enzo plays a quick pass for the winner. Cole puts them away, and we love him for it. But lets that not take away from the fact that we are seeing progress. The reaction from Poch said everything. The reaction of our team to fight til the end showed us that we seeing some togetherness coming in. The fact that for once, a former player coming back angered the entire squad, shows us they are learning to have pride in the badge. A minnow team like West Ham managed to keep hold of Rice way way too long. We are a massive team. Cole is on a huge 7year deal, dont know why a transfer is coming to peoples mind. If West Ham would demand 150m with Rice had 3yrs left, we cant demand 200m easily but hes not for sale. We just need to get horses to follow. The quality is there in players like Moi, Enzo, Mudryk, Jackson, Carney, Gusto. We just need to sort out the back line. Our reliance on Silva for the last 3 years has costed us. The signings of 2 average Monaco CBs who are at best backup CBs have put us in a position where leaking goals are inevitable. Both are slow, not the best in the air, not the best with the ball at their feet. Average passers. We need to look for players like Micky Van de Ven, he's not the best defensively but his pace makes up. Seeing Badiashile not even get close to making the block united first goal is just pathetic. At LB, we need to find a quality player like a Gusto, someone who has the raw ability for a coach to improve.

@edwarda5584 Ай бұрын

The best title and intro😂😂😂

@rudolfzivkovic7148 Ай бұрын

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant 🔵🔵🔵

@gustoaudio8711 Ай бұрын

Man City v Arsenal was boring AF. This is the game we want, two teams crap enough but also with enough talented individuals to play out a result like that