Guy should have been a stand up comedian. This is straight up a Seinfeld routine 😂

The first thing Keane said to the nurse when he was born was "you are not important".

Roy was born a grumpy 70 year old man but he’s such a winner he can say whatever he likes.

Ian Wright giggling makes this so much better

He's definitely talking about Rod Thornley

How dare they wear headphones on the team bus. They should sit there in silence and stare out the window.

Funny to hear Keane telling other people to "relax", while going off on a group of people he hasn't needed for more than a decade...

Roy Keane earming about 50k a week giving off cos some of the masseurs brought a few mates along for locka beers at their free bar

He’s talking about someone very specific here. If you know you know 😂😂

"Are we getting medals?"😂

After working in the sports science and medical dept for a premier league club between 2017-2020, I can confirm this is absolutely true. 99% of the staff are just as much of a bellend than the players.

After watching this video, I have carefully calculated, that it is Mr Keane, that needs to "Relaaaax, relaaaaax"🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣

Roy Keane HATES everyone, not only masseurs :D

"Scavengers"😂

"Are we getting medals ?" 😭😭😭

Roy gotta be the worlds grumpiest man.. Dud born with someyhing stuck up there.. Must be tiring being angry all yhe time

Oh god forbid a normal lad would get a couple of free pints and try and get a car a bit cheaper. What pr**ks those guys must be

How can he possibly object to low-wage staff requesting a bonus when footballers make ten times their annual salary in a single week? It's disgraceful.

"are we getting a medal" 😂😂

"We getting medals" no yaaa not! Fuckin brilliant. Relllllllax

Saying a human being just doing a job are not important, what a lovely bloke

Relax😂😂😂😂😂

What is there not to love about Roy Keane? As much a legend off the field as he was on it. And I'm a lifelong Liverpool supporter. YNWA!

Delivery guy knocks on Keane’s Door.. Keane opens the door: Relax.. it’s not your house.

THAT'S THEIR JOB!

A certain under the gosh podcast episode springs to mind

Harsh but truth!!!! Roy you’ve just Boid a few of the lads in they in the Support roles!!

They are permanent staff, players are an ACL tear away from relaxing permanently. What's wrong with the headphones?

Watch Undr the Cosh: Rod Thornley for context in this. Hes definitely talking about Roddy Doddy.

Most staff (not to mention the rest of us plebs) are paid peanuts compared to Godlike footballers with inflated egos to match the inflated salaries. Doff your caps folks 🙄

Name names Roy, cause you know this is personal! Relax btw is code in the situation for “fuck off!”

Roy Keane is the man and I support liverpool

I love a Roy rant 😂😂❤❤

Are they not allowed to use headphones on buses? 😂

Ian wright dying laughing lolol

he is true, they warm up muscles.

What a baby. Just a big babay……. Baby

Roy's humor is brilliant.

There was one guy that was talking about buying Ronaldo’s car for half price after introducing him to Danii Minogue and Kimberley from Pussycat dolls 😂😂😂. So this story fits in quite well with what Roy Keane is saying here.

Not important until you're picking up injury after injury because you're not recovering properly. He's such a dick, you kicked a ball, you're not that important.

Roy's got a point tbf

Get physical therapy students. Cheaper, more enthusiastic. Less Ego

Masseurs are beggy af, he’s spot on is Roy

i have worked at a epl team and he is spot on

Scavengers in the dressing room! hahaha

Relax Relax . . scavengers in d dressing room😂

Rooneys best mate😂😂 This was Keano gold☘☘☘

Its official, Roy Keane can find fault in everybody 😅😅

One of the greatest things Keane has ever said this.

Imagine stepping on Roy's lawn 😂😂

"thier noh impoorten" says a man who retired early though injury should have got some more massages roy!

Imagine keano reaction when he goes for a massage and “u want happy ending?”😂😂😂

I get what he's trying to say but if they're not important then don't have a massage.

I can see his point. Whenever you get people who do work with talented people do get a bit above themselves. I was in the RAF and met Red Arrows support crew and they used to act as if they flew the planes themselves. During the first Iraq was in 91, we had three squadrons out in the Gulf and when they came back, the crew would be wearing their deserts acting if they were war heroes. I was like, 'mate, you f***ing fixed planes"

Funny that he mentioned them asking to buy players cars, I remember hearing a story about either a physio or a masseuse who got some famous woman's number for Ronaldo at United in exchange for a deal on Ronaldo's car. But I have to disagree with Keane on the rest, masseuses are pretty important to a team's success. All the back room staff are. And footballers are massively overvalued and overpaid, these masseuses are earning less in a year than most premier league footballers earn in a week, so of course it's reasonable to ask for a raise. Keane needs to remember he didn't win those trophies alone. And footballers need to relax, massively overpaid for literally kicking a ball around for 90 minutes once or twice a week.

If their not that important roy then why does every club and professional athlete use them. Science has proven that it aids recovery. Grumpy git.

Tell you what Roy needs… a relaxing massage!

How can he say that the back room staff aren’t important?So Roy did you never have a massage with you saying they ain’t important and they should be sacked

Song name ?

They should get a bonus, of course. Keane why don't you try to do a 60 minutes sports massage to someone? You'll be tired like a dog after that.

But you have to see everyone as equal. Everyone is part of the team.

Relax!! Relax! 😂

The funniest part of this gets cut off in this clip him an Wazza start goin off about coming onto field after massage and the players all loopy 😂😂😂

Keanes funny 😂 but everyone plays a part

They all get a bit cocky, just Relax!. We love you legend, such a calm nutcase, Roy Keen.

Even when he’s winning, he’s angry and complaining about someone. Man has truly become fully British.

Apparently the manager isn’t either … reality is, he thinks he’s Billy big baws and swaggered about that dressing room saying he was the most important thing, I laugh when I hear him say … their not bigger than the club… this is Man United … aye easy to say now but you thought u were bigger than the club!!!

Hmmm. You wonder why Roy’s career as a manager hasn’t lifted off. This has gotta be one of the reasons.

Really lousy of Keano to run down and belittle staff like this. It’s like he thinks they’re serfs and the players should be on a pedestal.

Gammy Connors in a nutshell ..he'll love keane knocking his ego 😂😂😂😂

Keano sounds like he is in need of a happy ending.

Nothing worse than someone in his position demeaning support staff who earn honest living. Glad Fergie offloaded this clown

Keane is honestly one of the biggest complainers there’s ever been.

Really fun episode, love MM

Just relax.....😂😂😂😂

Not many people get to be there let them have it😂 what a guy Roy is

God forbid normal people try to enjoy their job

He never once said he hated them. We all see this with entourages of famous celebrities, at the end of the day you are doing a similar job as other masseurs but because yiur clients are sucfessful you want to usurp that privilege and act larger than life. I completely get where he is coming from. Relax = Humble, we dont like when people get cocky when theyve earned the right to be like CR7, who i think deseves to be cocky. But when Keane has a problem with people who have not earned the right to be cocky suddenly its a problem lol

You could say the same about players really

Masseurs are probably too frightened to massage Keane.

Isn't that what he did a Manu to get chucked out

They're not important🤣🤣🤣

Relax, relax... that's your job!

Masseurs 😂

Can't understand why he didnt make it as a manager

The staff all help the players win. Keane is a noob.

Roy raging people want money sums him up a lot

So whats his point? You're just a masseuse, you're beneath me. Nice guy this Roy

Shows how you thought people were not equals that’s why fergie made everyone feel as important as the players

To be honest non of them are important including the players. They put themselves on this pedestal like they are gods of some sort. They literally kick a bag of wind around a park for 90 minutes and get paid a disgusting amount for it

Correct

If they're not that important clubs wouldn't have them. Besides they're there day in day out why wouldn't they class themselves as part of the team ? I can only assume a win means as much to them as it does the players...

Ay if they was blonde 👱‍♀️ Swedish ones they would b defo getting players cars😂

Just relax Roy

God bless Keane….

Does this guy ever stop moaning?

Legend

Team player!!!

How wrong and arrogant

That’s rich coming from someone that only had a career because you didn’t always need skill or footballing talent to make it just be dirty and know how to get away with it. I mean he was the one Ferguson got rid off. lol.