“I feel like you’re the type of person who doesn’t make their bed” ..... Damn way to call me out

Starting to wonder how big this street is now, the Fredverse is continuing to expand...

"If you fall asleep, without intention to pay of course, then rest assured, that I will just pick you up and I will just, throw you outside there, the door, ok? So, that will be exceptionally great"

"We are just going to do some pointless measurements to you know make you feel luxurious or something" -Fred

I will never get over the quality of Fred's asmr voice. His soft speaking is deep and relaxing and he always knows when to switch into whispering. A true master of the dark side.

Fred: “What’s your name?” Also Fred: “..Oh dear”

Probably the most comfy video ever. I just want to put all those pillows together and sink into them 😴😴😴

Fred's rude videos are the best... He just does them so casually.

"You dont look like you are here to buy a pillo-" "Yeah yeah, save it, ive heard it too many times now"

"Feather pillows, like goose and dog feather" ah yes the my favourite bird: Dog

Thank you for the *dark background*. Please spread the word to other ASMRTist. This is a serious issue!

I never thought I would fall asleep to someone insulting me and selling me a pillow

5:09 - "We have made some extortionate increases in our prices here..." "extortionate" (adj.): 1.(of a price) much too high; exorbitant 2. using or given to extortion Not only the best hidden joke of the video, but the winner of the 2020 Truth In Advertising Award.

"What's the time?" "Ah yes that's the time we close."

Fun fact: Employees at fancy stores are purposely rude to you, that way you see it as a challenge and purchase more products. It's a psychological trick put into pratice more often than you think, and it works. Edit: typo

u know it's gonna be good when he's got the pinstripe and gold tie

I’m wondering where all these Englishmen live, it would be such an interesting place to visit (as long as you bring lots of money)

When are we gonna finally get the lord Farquad experience? 🥺

How he didn't attempt to suffocate us after an hour of failing to sell up pillows is beyond me.

In the preview i got scared i thought he was going to suffucate me with that pillow🤨.

Your channel helped me in those conditions in which i was depressed. Thankyou for everything fredd. May God bless you and ur youtube career❤❤❤

Without reading the title, you look like a guy about to sadly suffocate his spouse. An we're the spouse just waking up.

Fred: "Hello there." Me: "Hey..." Fred: "We're closed. Goodbye."

The cringeworthy moment you leave the shop without making a purchase.

Hey, Fred. Any chances of us getting another “millionaire edition” to a Rude English Gentleman video? I very much enjoyed the last one.

I cannot believe how well the pillows get me. It was a tucking you in video that introduced me to your channel years ago, and I've fallen asleep to the new version from February literally almost every night since it was uploaded. The combination of the pillow crinkles and your soft spoken voice sends me into the deepest sleep. From someone who used to suffer from severe sleep displacement disorder, I can't begin to thank you enough, Fred 🙏

Alternative title: british Thor owns pillow store

TIMESTAMPS (I didn’t realize it was an hour long video when I chose to do this) 0:00 - Preview 0:33 - Welcome and a lot of talking 5:42 - Contract signing 6:31 - Explaining the store 7:52 - Questionare 10:17 - Taking measurements 10:51 - Explaining process 12:10 - Notebook tapping (unfortunately short) 12:28 - Explaining the pillows 14:57 - Blue duck feather pillow 17:54 - Luxurious Bed testing 19:25 - Blue pillow recap 20:19 - White polyester pillow 23:01 - Luxurious bed testing #2 24:48 - White pillow recap 25:26 - Triangular pillow 27:25 - Luxurious bed testing #3 29:18 - Triangular pillow recap 29:44 - White goose feather pillow 31:49 - Luxurious bed testing #4 33:35 - White pillow #2 recap 34:36 - Explaining show pillows 36:15 - Hello there pillow 38:38 - Luxurious bed testing #5 40:15 - Hello there pillow recap 40:45 - Leopard pillow 42:20 - Luxurious bed testing #6 43:34 - Leopard pillow recap 44:12 - Red satin pillow 45:46 - Luxurious bed testing #7 47:09 - Red pillow recap 47:57 - Small yellow pillow 49:04 - Yellow wool pillow 50:41 - Luxurious bed testing #8 52:18 - Selecting a pillow and payment 55:02 - Outro 55:59 - End of the video

Nothing says luxury like a pillow covered in sequins.

Rude English Luxurious Pillow Store *sweating intensifies*

I think these rude videos are HILARIOUS. I absolutely love them and I'm not even sure why. My personal favorite are the videos where you physically interact with the "viewer" like the barber shop. It enhances the roleplay experience.

ME: enjoying this asmr video Ad: Do YoU lIke DoGs??

The sound in the background is so soothing and relaxing it makes you feel relieved it’s so peaceful

“You just fall asleep wherever it takes your fancy” Me, with my crippling joint condition: that’s where you’re wrong kiddo

I don’t know what it is about the pointer wand thing but I absolutely love it

Thr fact that i keep coming back yo his older videos is a testament to how skilled and how much effort fred puts into his videos, they're all phenomenal and i rewatch all of thrm qll the time

The subtle music was a really nice touch 👍🏼 really good video. Also Fred’s voice is the best trigger on earth

he does these ‘rude english ____’ videos so much i think that’s just his personality lmao

Just keep making these. U help me fall asleep everyday. Its a huge gift u have. Thanks for everything.

Some of the pillows sound like walking in deep snow. ❄🚶‍♂️❄ Love it.

Man, I absolutely love the fast writing sounds on this video

I love that this is a longer video for us who can't fall asleep right away.

Fred’s editing is literally one of a kind‼️

man rly touched pillows for an hour... and i still fell asleep to it

I really like the ambient background music you added to this video. Super relaxing!

Everytime I try to stick through the roleplay I end up falling asleep, and have a bit of the video left. Nothing has changed but I enjoyed as much of this video I could watch. It is so tingly 🤤

Less than a minute since uploading and there's already 30 comments. Spectacular. As always, love your work Fred. But, it be *nice* if you made a "Nice Gentleman" video where he's actually nice?

I absolutely love pillow sounds. And now a R.E.G. video, my goodness. You're really spoiling us, Fred. Well, I won't complain and just watch....and sleep. Cheers everybody and a good night!

This man seems like he could make a real good spa asmr

Ngl I watched this video like 30-40 times already, because I fucking love it

Its comfortable hearing rain sounds in the background

Fred is literally the only person I let speak to me like that cause it’s relaxing😂

imagine telling a camera to leave🤣

one of my favorite trigger sounds- amazing video!

I will certainly enjoy my new set of pillows and thank YOU 🙏 😴

Feels like yesterday you were at 500k, congratulations on the success 👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏽🙌🏽

I cant stop watching this video with my earphones on specially when Im doing home office, thank u very much.

Those pillows look so soft :o

I totally LOVE the background music. So chillaxed 😴😴

I have watched this video so many times. Definitely my favorite.

Fred: "Please keep still for a moment". Me: T- posing the entire time he was talking.

This is probably the most satisfying Fred Asmr video ever. Something about it just always brings me back here a year later. This one never manages to get old, even then, and always puts me to a comfortable sleep.

A no talking, no Music version of this would be much appreciated. Those pillows' sounds are incredible 🙌

I need to go to sleep but I can’t stop watching the video

Very creative roleplay thank you Fred I love pillows. Esp with your voice! 💙💜💙💜😊

For a second there at the intro, I thought Fred was gonna smother a pillow on my face and suffocate me, lol. Love your vids!

The pink pencil makes it perfect :D

Hate that you can only like once,, super relaxing video Fred, loved this one, watched and fallen asleep a few times to this one already, going in the favorites 😍

I love getting drunk then falling asleep to this stuff

“We’ve made some ‘extortionate’ high prices but fret not as this is for you the customer’s convenience” -F.V. Was the best sales pitch I’ve heard in a long time! Cheers!

Me: Asleep. My sleep paralysis demon: Tamed. My dog: Off. My phone: **Falls and pulverizes my nose** Me: PANIK Me: PANIK

The acting is spot on !!😍

Fantastic lol I absolutely love these videos!

Love the ambience in the background 😴😴

I love his background in every video

I never would have expected to get gatekept from pillows, but you know, it was nice

Got tingles all over my ears, neck and shoulders...omg

This is so funny and relaxing at the same time

This video is EXCEPTIONALLY good

Nice pillow store so amazing sounds ^❤^

Probably the best asmrtist in circulation

Best ASMR channel hands down

As soon as I saw the pillow I fell asleep 😂

Thanks for the background music 👍👌 icing on the cake

You helped me a lot to fix my sleep schedule :)

Mithrandir, why Fredsvoice? I don't know. Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold sleepless nights in check. But that is not what I have found. I've found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the tiredness at bay. Simple acts of whispers and roleplay. Why Fredsvoice? Perhaps it is because I am restless.. and he gives me tingles

This is just so fantastic!!

I’m in love with the background music! 🥰 😴 💤

You know what makes me laugh the most about these videos? As a series it's like they're Keeping Up Appearances but Hyacinth Bucket is some poor insufferable shmuck who cleans up nice but keeps getting fired, going from job to job to job implying he is rubbing elbows with rich people constantly.

At the first second, I really thought Fred was going to smother me to death with that pillow. Thought to myself, "Well....that's one way to relax forever".

I have been watching for 4 yrs now. All the love from India

Fred+Rude+Luxury=instant sleep

I’m about to sleep thanks for the pillow 😪

The music is exceptionally welldone!

It’s cool to see the pillow from the ticket master make a return

Just discovered Fred, chillest guy I’ve ever seen

LOL! We all enjoy and love our impolite, arrogant and tactless Fred! 😛

His videos are so well made

The most relaxing and elegant vídeo i ever sieng

im done soon as fred said i thought you were a person who wanted to drink as much as you can i frigen lost my stuff, lol to loud and this cracked me up crying