"your balls will thank you" pure genius

There couldn't have been a better sponsor for the rude english barber shop

You're the only one who even bothers to integrate these ads in a thematic way. You don't have to but you do it anyway and I appreciate it. Even though the rest of the video is going to be you taking a dump on my looks.

Timestamps (ty all for the kind words💛) 0:01-sponsor 2:19-talking on the phone and being a little rude with u 5:54-talking with u 9:35-brushing/checking your hair 10:23-shaking 10:39-spraying 10:43-talking with u about how he is gonna wash your hair 12:07-drying your hair with a towel 13:09-spraying 13:22-brushing hair 13:27-drying your hair again 17:15-brushing and cutting your hair 21:40-explaning where and how much he's gonna cut from your hair 21:57-spraying and shaking 22:09-cutting your hair 23:30-telling u how to trust barbers (I think) 24:02-cutting your hair (24:30-spray) (26:32-spraying) 27:01-telling u how he'll cut your hair 27:24-spraying 27:32-cutting 28:08-telling u how good your hair looks like now 28:38-cutting 29:00-spraying 29:05-brushing 29:23-cutting 29:25-cutting and brushing 30:50-talking 31:15-cutting 31:26-talking about the tattoo shop 32:00 cutting AGAIN 36:15-shaking and spraying 36:22-talking about the big scissor 36:40-cutting 37:33-checking your hair 37:57-sparying and shaking 38:02-talking 38:37-cutting 40:53-shaving 42:15-spraying 42:23-brushing 43:09-drying your hair with a hair dryer 44:56-hair spray 45:32-checking if everything is perfect 45:43-talking about how your hair looks 46:14-talking on the phone 47:00 goodbye/go look at the mirror Hope it helped. Stay safe and healthy, have a good day/night. (U all made my day with your kind words tysm😭❤)

Fred simping for Farquaad, simply marvellous. 10/10.

Can we get an ASMR where we’re Lord Farquad

I clicked for ASMR and had Thor tell me I'm not important in the first ten minutes. Fabulous.

1920: We will have flying cars! 2020: Ball deodorant

"Rude Videos" Everyone else: Oh that's terrible. Me and other ASMR viewers: Ooh boy! I can't wait to watch this!

*Im sorry - but he has the best male voice in the ASMR community!!*

Everyone : sponsoring raid shadow legends Fred : MANSCAPED

instructions unclear, broke the lawn mower 3.0 while trying to shave my grass

In character sponsorships are the best sponsorships. Add ASMR and you've found yourselves a perfect ad.

That is probably the funniest ad read I've ever seen.

Fred: Roleplaying as a Barber Me: Pretending to get a haircut My shaved head: Pretending to have hair

Who else got a advert starting with: “I bet it’s late, why are you still up?” Me: 👀👀

Sees “rude” in the title. Oh, oh no, it would be a shame if I were to click on this video and enjoy myself in this high class establishment. Btw gotta love that initial product placement wasn’t like most that I’ve seen so this is awesome

That sponsoring bit at the beginning was tingly _and_ hilarious! You're the best at ASMR sponsorships :D

Me: why can't I get the same treatment? Fred: you simply have less value

Just as I am actually about to get a haircut. Just wonderful! Always happy when I see a midweek video and the inly ASMRtist where I don't skip the ad, because it's relaxing as fodge.

*My heart ❤️ hurts for the people in our world who don’t know about this channel. This man has saved me from so many sleepless nights!*

That “accident” face is a perfectly accurate expression of shocking pain.

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how much effort Fred take in each video I mean he has a connected shops and character.i call it the fcu or Fred connected universe

The fact that he says the obi wan Kenobi quote "Hello there" every video is awesome

Best barber in all of Asgard.

Ladies and Gentlemen,Fred's energy in his videos are astronomical😂👍

First time not skipping sponsored product. It's just too relaxing and the way he made some tingles there like tapping not just talkings becuase most ASMRtist are on talks only while showing the sponsored products. That was nice Fred 👍

Your natural way of speaking softly is one of the best out of all the ASMRtists i watch, bar none.

I love how awkward manscape sponsorships can get

“You’re probably just a little bit ... THE POLAR OPPOSITE”

That absolute look at the very end was priceless thank you Fred for doing your characters so well

When the advertisement is the most replayed you know its a Fredsvoice Video

21:51 Mace Windu before decapitating Jango Fett in Attack of the Clones

Hahahahah your BALLS will THANK YOU! I couldn’t stop laughing 😆

Why does this video never get old? Like legit this is the 19th time I’ve listened to it fully. Omg

This one is interesting. In most of them it’s just Fred playing the role of a rude person doing their job, but in this one I could actually see a person acting like this. Somehow he perfectly emulates the small talk of a barber, and the “rude” character he puts on at the same time and blends them perfectly.

Ok Fred why are you still saying i look bad? I recently did alot to fix myself up for you. Including 1. Got a new haircut 2. Got my beard trimmed 3. Got a nice sleep on a good flight 4. Got a new suit And 5. Got nice fragrances. What more do i need?

Lord Farquad though 😂😂 this is a fantastic asmr video. You are literally my favourite asmrtist ever

That is some excellent marketing from the manscaped team. Very appropriate content creator and I love their ads!

Bro I don’t need no other asmrsmartest this is the perfect one

Fred emits positive vibes like no one I have ever met. My life is good and all but I would love to get myself to that point 🔥

Fred is absolutely the best!

A very talkative barber. Somehow if he has a voice like this it helps you sleep. Digging it!

Drinking game: take a shot every time he says “here”

I would love the Lord Farquad experience

Bro this guy knocked me tf out 33:06

Ok the sponsored ad at the start was just way too amazing! So much effort put into just the first 2 minutes alone it is absolutely amazing and i love it!

You could literally do any ad and make it relaxing. That's the first sponsorship that i willingly didn't want to skip because it literally made me want to just completely relax, basically what I'm saying is.. *i subscribed* :D

Wow Fred that costume. It's got to be my all-time favorite!

You should do a scooby doo one where you play Fred Jones

You’re videos are getting better and better. Great attention to detail! It’s almost like a movie

This is honestly my favorite one of your characters I hope you continue making more videos like this :)))

I just sat here got trash talked for 47 minutes straight And I liked it

I don’t even think my dad’s ever spoke to my mum the same way Fred speaks to lord Farquaad

I swear this guy's roleplays are amazing

I love Fred's dramatic face when he has an accident

This is the most funniest barber ever it's like Thor is in a mood and giving you a haircut

Can we all agree that Fred’s sponsor skits are works of art on their own

I fell asleep to this so fast omg. I woke up and I was like when did I even close my eyes??? Nice work!!

Thank you for not doing an ultra fast video lol love your rps Thanks Fred! That voice.. 💙💙😊 and the comb sounds and you getting in close felt so realistic.. I loved the cutting part about 39 minutes in very relaxing and tingly wow the hair drying in the end was very realistic I am impressed

*This is definitely one of my favorite ASMRTISTS!* 🤩

As I'm watching this I have a Milky bar and a cup or tea and it is the most relaxed I've been since the last video Fred posted.

Attention to detail is fantastic!

This is the only channel on KZfaq where the sponsor segment is actually enjoyable

This was the only advertisement that I watched while smiling, really soothing as well.

You know it's a good company when you see "your balls will thank you!" on the box. I would pay them to sponsor me, if only I had the clout and a channel

Thanks Fred for turning the mic 180 degrees. Now its perfect to listen and watch the videos same time👌

...usually i skip past ads, but it was just pure gold. Well played, Fred. Especially those 'accident' facial expressions.

You ever considered voice acting? Your voice is perfect aswell as your accent btw.

the next stage in the rude English barber saga

This man can be anything and I mean anything. Keep up the work.

The intro was legit hilarious, great use of a sponsorship!

I’ll be honest thought I’d signed up for the wrong ‘Full Cut, Wash and style’ at the start 😂 Love the vid Fred 🙌

He’s so in character I nearly forgot this was an asmr video 😂

You make me relax after a long day of work. Thanks Fred, greetings from Germany

10 out of 10, I keep hearing about manscape, But this is the only time I actually wanted to hear about it, Very calm and smooth

"The market hasn't really catered for this problem" Essentially the market hasn't cared for mens private hygiene until now, and they've realized guys will pay decent money for something that doesn't destroy their personal belongings.

never have i ever thought i would be so happy whilst getting insulted

the amount of effort u put into ur role plays is just marvellous

I'm still waiting for this guy to hit 1 million subscribers.......

Fred: Don't look at me Me: *Slowly smiles wider and wider*

31:09 Moments before a blooper reel of Fred loudly verbally abusing his lights.

OMG, i watched it in VR Mode, ITS SO AWESOME!!! 👍👍

I’m so glad to see Fred on his way to 1 million I can’t wait

No one: Fred: no no don’t worry Lord Farquad, they’re not like other girls

“And...... *coughs* Anakin Skywalker. I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little..... older.”

Friendliest video to date in the rude series i think

Fred, you re a great magician because you can put a smile on one s face and at the same moment put him to sleep. Thank you. You always make my day/night

Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town Here we have some rules, let us lay them down Don't make waves, stay in line And we'll get along fine Duloc is a perfect place Keep your feet off the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your face Duloc is, Duloc is Duloc is a perfect place

33:06 I jumped of my bed. Was almost sleeping tho. Jsus. Jumpscare.

Your ad for manscaped was -chefs kiss- quality content. I loved it and made me giggle

Ha ha. That’s the first sponsorship message that I haven’t fast-forwarded through! Bravo Fred.

Ah I laughed so hard at the intro!! 😂🤣🤣

Probably the only time in history when I've actually considered buying something off a KZfaq plug lol

Had manscaped for about 3 months now. Definitely worth it

He said we might throw away the instruments rather than washing it..😂 i love this dude it more funny than relaxing which I enjoy as well

Holy shit Fred doing a manscape ad is something I didn't know I needed. Hilarious.

Meanwhile, the nicer, younger, beardless Fred stares at us being roasted by his rude future self from the wall.

Fred The God of ASMR.Great job man 👍🏼👏🏼

LMAO that ad + lord farquaad made my night