Atleast stormy daniels can speak a complete and coherent sentence that isn't full of lies.
@annihilator456 жыл бұрын
anonymous or plagiarism !
@tweetybird596 жыл бұрын
Well said!!!
@nobodyspecial97386 жыл бұрын
Every-thing that comes out of Stormy's mouth is a lie.
@tejinderchahal18385 жыл бұрын
@@nobodyspecial9738 what does Stormy Daniels have to lose? nothing that's what. But Trump has everything and I mean EVERYTHING to lose since he is the U.S. President and owns Trump International Hotels, the Taj Mahal Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey and his precious Trump Golf Clubs. And you say that he isn't a liar when he makes a habit out of it whether it is at his rallies or in the White House or even when he has been going overseas meeting with foreign leaders.
@antonbrakhage4905 жыл бұрын
Stormy would make a better President than Trump. And probably a better legal council to the President than Guiliani.
@codycrossman6 жыл бұрын
The fact that people can stand Trump's lies and constant boasting is totally beyond me.
@rascallyrabbit7176 жыл бұрын
Zombie Revolverheld that's entertainment
@biancaa10196 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!! Smhhhh
@dafttool6 жыл бұрын
Zombie Revolverheld It’s official; some 40% of the population actually are deplorable.
@bacvain6 жыл бұрын
Zombie Revolverheld I swear I have to believe this the biggest prank in American history and I’m hoping it will end aoon
@codycrossman6 жыл бұрын
bacvain You're not alone in that sentiment, and I'm Canadian. Lol
@baronobeefdip26 жыл бұрын
Avenatti and the Mooch sounds like a 70s buddy cop show!!
@genghiskhan92696 жыл бұрын
Joshua Lopez a couple of NYPD detectives on the take
@xy68456 жыл бұрын
"I think i'm very well prepared. I don't think i have to prepare very much." Donald John Trump Let that sink in for a minute, America. Just let that sink in a bit.
@Lanse19846 жыл бұрын
I am so happy that I am not american.
@DrakonIL6 жыл бұрын
It's Dunning-Kruger in full view.
@practicalwerewolf6 жыл бұрын
X Y, Exactly. The mass complacency happening in the United States is disgustingly frightening.
@HughJorgan16 жыл бұрын
XY...it's called confidence. Trump knows the country's doing great in all the areas that matter (i.e national security, foreign policy, economy, corporate investment, jobs, etc). He's keeping all the promises that got him (and the Republicans) elected And he knows many people are terrified at a regression back to Liberal/Democrat policies and actions. And everyone should ask themselves if they can imagine a walking political-cliche like Bernie Sanders leading the country.
@tonymak92136 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he's bright enough to see how things work, and if not, he can just bluff his way through. FFS.
@quester096 жыл бұрын
Porn doesn't really look at him either
@AngryKittens6 жыл бұрын
You win the internet today.
@916wetcustoms6 жыл бұрын
comets & blueberries thanks fucker now i have to clean up the coffee i just spit out laughing .
@DamarisJohnsonnakomiah6 жыл бұрын
best comment ever!
@philipralph6 жыл бұрын
LOL!! Thanks for making my morning.
@gregmerritt93666 жыл бұрын
I second the nomination of Angry Kittens.
@melissashy6 жыл бұрын
Does anybody else read Trumps tweets in the same voice as Stephen Colbert?? I do. Every.Single.Time... 😂
@priscillajimenez276 жыл бұрын
And Trevor Noah's voice too lol Seth Meyers and Jimmy are okay
@katc75506 жыл бұрын
I now do Stephen Cobert voice imitating Trump “dot dot dot, dot dot” 🤣
@telectronix13686 жыл бұрын
'It's just more FAKE NEWS from the lying media dot dot dotdotdot Sad'
@melissashy6 жыл бұрын
T Electronix why are you watching this show???
@telectronix13686 жыл бұрын
Melissa Shy Why wouldn't I?
@brianbrush51076 жыл бұрын
only a trump lawyer would bring up the guy has 3 wives as proof of him being faithful
@squamishfish6 жыл бұрын
that is because Trumps lawyer was also Faith full to his mistress who just happened to be on his payroll
@brianbrush51076 жыл бұрын
squamishfish well that's logical
@critter26 жыл бұрын
he forgot to mention how the divocred is a sin with Christianity
@timparker89586 жыл бұрын
Mo b j
@hendelar6 жыл бұрын
Good catch.
@censusgary6 жыл бұрын
If I’m ever accused of something, please, please, please don’t let Rudolph Giuliani defend me. Please.
@sours4g1816 жыл бұрын
Trump is a disgrace to what our country once was but so is government as a whole nowadays. We need reform. We need change. Get the money out of politics and back into the working classes pockets. Greed has taken over.
@pekinobo6 жыл бұрын
@SOUR S¤G You Are welcome. Keep telling it like it is.
@sours4g1816 жыл бұрын
thepsychologistvjdj very intelligent 👏 do you know your history? Republicans used to be for the working class. You have nothing to add to the conversation do you? You believe out country is in a good place right now? I honestly would hate to see what it would take for it to be bad to you. Here I'll help you... some people say the country is bad I didn't but some very smart people say things Sad very sad... ...time to make America great again.
@Endlessvoidsutidos6 жыл бұрын
couldn't agree more you know England doesn't even allow campaign add's on tv and has like a 30,000$ limit on campaign marketing
@sours4g1816 жыл бұрын
Endless Void Studios right money brings dishonest people to the table
@jrasicmark16 жыл бұрын
That's because Republicans control everything now. They're the ones who said corporations are people. So it's not all of government, just the Republicans that control everything.
@GenevieveThornton6 жыл бұрын
“Beautiful Women, classy women, women of great substance” um, Melania was posing nude, she and stormy have _some_ things in common.
@7gdnz6 жыл бұрын
Genevieve and she did some work here while she didn’t have a work visa, I don’t recall Stormy having done that
@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj6 жыл бұрын
Ooooo. Burn.
@maaiker29776 жыл бұрын
Genevieve Yeah lets look at his wives. Eastern European women without ethics or class that would do anything for money. Trump clearly has a thing for eastern European women. So the whole russian whore pee thing is also in line with trump wanting stormy to spank him. Or the playmate thing...do we really need to continue. And his current wife stays with him after she hears he cheated on her several times...and with a pornstar without a condom while she just gave birth. He treats her like crap. But apparently Melania has no problem staying with a man who harms her spirit and her health....yeah thats not love...thats I'll do anything for money.
@Leena-zh4lj6 жыл бұрын
Maaike R exactly!! Stormy at least didn't sell her freedom and spirit but melons sell everything for MONEY. It's cheap than slavery. There's no self respect, actually these husband, wife are so perfect match for each other.
@juddjohnson52006 жыл бұрын
Marla Maples what just a gold digging skank...and she was the smartest one. Melanoma is just another arguably pretty woman who married a rich old fat guy hoping for a payout. She never saw this dumpster fire coming.
@VTRDC276 жыл бұрын
"Look at his 3 wives!" Yeah, he'd never sleep with another woman besides his wife... I mean his second wife, wait no... third wife?
@rafaelduran9114 жыл бұрын
Wait no. His inflatable doll
@HELLSANGEL244 жыл бұрын
@@rafaelduran911 I think u mean *DOLLS*
@randyjax096 жыл бұрын
Oh Rudy...Liar liar pants on fire.👖🔥
@georgeb.wolffsohn306 жыл бұрын
Randy H he probably likes that.
@paigekost92075 жыл бұрын
Randy H this funny now 😂
@official3ird6 жыл бұрын
Giuliani just keeps digging that hole deeper for Trump smh
@Chas-OTE6 жыл бұрын
Vyce Vursa Nah man. He's filling up the hole that Trump dug with swamp water so the shit at the bottom can finally come bubbling up the surface
@official3ird6 жыл бұрын
Where are our darkest timeline goatees? Essentially. I'm just in total shock that this guy is still representing Trump on TV. Trump might be more inept than I thought...
@BluntforceJ6 жыл бұрын
*insert Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif*
@official3ird6 жыл бұрын
Courage Karnga that's one way to see it but then Pence becomes president 🤮🤮
@TunTheOfficial6 жыл бұрын
Vyce Vursa i like your beard. 😃🎉
@guiyomelangloiz24836 жыл бұрын
Rudy the drag queen who married his cousin shouldn't judge anyone
@enyo00476 жыл бұрын
guillaume langlois really 😮
@enyo00476 жыл бұрын
guillaume langlois eww lol
@alexoelkers22926 жыл бұрын
Samantha Fred well he's not really a drag queen but he did marry a cousin
@guiyomelangloiz24836 жыл бұрын
I saw him dressed in drag queen and he seemed to enjoy it a lot
@josearturogarza51146 жыл бұрын
guillaume langlois worst porn movies ever! Rudy being motor boated by Trump.And Rudy as Mrs. Silvestri in SNL. Thanksgiving show.1st one Rudy squirts... perfume on self.. I think movie called *Scent of a Woman??* 2nd Rita Delvecchio's Thanksgiving or Stuff My Shells.
@kristentindle62586 жыл бұрын
OMG! Stephen Colbert You Rock My World! Absolutely brilliant calling out on Giuliani! I laughed out loud so hard! I wish I could come see you tape a live show! Keep up the great work! America needs your comedy relief! The truth is out there and you're it!
@divinecommerce67606 жыл бұрын
Glad to see he takes his job as President seriously... I'm a medical student and my patients will be grateful I actually prepare and don't just rely on "attitude" for trauma surgery 👍😂
@acopernic6 жыл бұрын
Despicable Giuliani. Hope Avenatti will sue him.
@Libbyerality6 жыл бұрын
Totally agree.
@websterwu81966 жыл бұрын
Yeah, take no prisoner Avenatti will not let this weasal go.
@MD-vs9ff6 жыл бұрын
Andre Cabezas Unfortunately, you can't sue over insults. They are protected opinions.
@dawgzofwar66746 жыл бұрын
Andre Cabezas but not until after the case against Trump is over because if Avenatti starts another case right now in the middle of the Trump case it's only going to serve to distract from the case against Trump especially in the media
@dawgzofwar66746 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Erickson ROFLMAO
@JoeSrok6 жыл бұрын
'I mean, look at his three wives, right?' Why on earth did Donald think putting Rudy as his front man would be a good idea?
@brianbrush51076 жыл бұрын
Joe Srok the fact that he's donald trump
@lumen83416 жыл бұрын
I facepalmed so frickin' hard. He doesn't even hear how gross it sounds. To him he's thinking "see, he has THREE classy wives! that's better than one! he's the man!" it's fucking sad.
@memoryhero6 жыл бұрын
Fucking word. When you cite someone's THREE wives as evidence of his moral rectitude, you're lost in the story of your own bullshit.
@threedragonstalk21236 жыл бұрын
It's just a theory of mine but I think Donald Trump may not actually be a very smart man
@floobuscanoobus6 жыл бұрын
You can't make this stuff up, folks...
@mariaelenaarata3036 жыл бұрын
Colbert at his finest
@buhshmuh6 жыл бұрын
Maria Elena Arata he really did nail this particular episode
@landofmarkland6 жыл бұрын
He KILLS me with the "Stormy Watch" lol. LOVE IT! the music... the expressions. LOL
@karenjohnston28446 жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to add the statement from Melania where she takes Guiliani down a peg. The statement from her aide says something like 'Mrs. Trump has certainly never spoken to Guiliani about the affair and he should not assert that he has.' Wondering if Melania is trying to keep the facts straight for the divorce and asset split?
@mattpyson61816 жыл бұрын
The sad part is that Melania probably had to sign a prenuptial agreement with Trump, so that if she walks away she winds up with nothing more than she started with. Maybe she’ll get some Child Support in the settlement, at least.
@ValerieJNorse6 жыл бұрын
Karen Johnston -- The actual statement was briefer and more sweeping than that. Melania's communications director said, "I don't believe Mrs. Trump has ever discussed her thoughts on anything with Mr. Giuliani."
@CCCC-rw9hx6 жыл бұрын
Matt Pyson I think so too. She prob married him thinking she would be a widow by now. I think there's some clause that SHE can't start any divorce proceedings. I hope she's finagled all the money from the chinless wonders that are his spawn.
@dday94336 жыл бұрын
I'm just assuming that she agreed to an "open" marriage with that POS. She knew going in what he is/was. She is his 3rd wife, after all.
@maggierezac58206 жыл бұрын
Dy Dayton, remember tho, this is the same pResident who has demanded his staff all sign NDAs! Of COURSE there's a pre-nup. As for those who call her a 'gold digger' & knowing what she was getting into, I don't know. She was from Slovenia & with that cultural difference, and the fact that she did not become a US Citizen until the year after their marriage makes me wonder... that's all.
@jimsvideos72016 жыл бұрын
"After a Stormy", nice.
@ManrajDhaliwal6 жыл бұрын
nice
@Shiva1086 жыл бұрын
nice
@annalopinski44596 жыл бұрын
Melania isnt classy lol she’s basically a playboy without the title
@anonymousreviewer1696 жыл бұрын
You misplaced the comma, btw. Otherwise, nice.
@kirkmoore45156 жыл бұрын
southrules Well Donald JOHN Trump is got the name for that!
@hellmouthisnogod84926 жыл бұрын
Hm .... selling her body makes a woman a what?? I doubt that Melania and Trump's earlier wives had any other reason to marry Trump than for money. What does it make them? "Classy" ?
@Celisar14 жыл бұрын
Hellmouth Isnogod So, every woman marrying a rich man and every man marrying a rich woman automatically has to be a gold digger? Meaning no one can love a rich person?
@kindsprit40395 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how Stephen gets away with the perfect 👌 cutdowns on “Public tv” but it’s 🎼Freakin awesome!😎🤣🎼you rock Stephen!!
@user-zo2rn1ct6i6 жыл бұрын
This administration should get an award on making the most ridiculous daily news. Are there sane people in this administration and state capital? It's not even daily, it's more like hourly. Pruitt messing up, Trump whinning, Giuliani talking like a drunk, Sara lying, Kellyanne distracting, everyone leaking, etc. How do you go to a negotiation without adequate preparation? Does he know he's like "the president"?
@mdudegamer6 жыл бұрын
Oh, Stephen, you do more than just show up for work. You earn your applause!
@Gh0st_07236 жыл бұрын
Stephen is such a national treasure.
@DiegoPujolT6 жыл бұрын
I bet it has never been easier in history to make this and other comedy shows... Yet the writers continue to surpass themselves every week.
@apokatastasian28316 жыл бұрын
Diego Pujol yes the unforgettable 2108 low hanging fruit participation awards will be triumphal this year........
@bananapeeler87976 жыл бұрын
Melina disappeared after Stormy. Ouch !!
@jackorion71576 жыл бұрын
Malanie*
@ummmidunno83086 жыл бұрын
Tiffany..
@sarielever9866 жыл бұрын
Wait, Avenatti AND Scaramucci? Imma need some popcorn for that one lmao...
@potcolegend16 жыл бұрын
Giuliani might actually be stupider than Donald Trump
@genghiskhan92696 жыл бұрын
potcolegend1 Nobody who has ever lived could be more stupid than Donald the JOHN Trump
@MsBettyRubble6 жыл бұрын
Genghis Khan Thanks for using the proper grammatical phrase.
@genghiskhan92696 жыл бұрын
MsBettyR. A SKANK IS LECTURING A GENIUS ON GRAMMAR LOL
@almagirimai89316 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he'd got the Secretary of State job, like he wanted?
@alirezaderazgisoo92145 жыл бұрын
Fun fact he only hires less intelligent people than him
@notsure19696 жыл бұрын
Cool. He is taking the same approach to diplomacy as a lazy, arrogant college student does to taking an exam.
@davethompson33266 жыл бұрын
Well, he has zero experience of success at either
@pshaw84066 жыл бұрын
This time he doesn't have daddy to bail him out.
@jul9cuz6 жыл бұрын
Trump is now colluding with Putin AND Xi and they are using Kim Jong Un as a tool to get Trump more power. Democracy is officially screwed. Authoritarians are taking over the world in slow motion. It was a good run.
@captainmorg956 жыл бұрын
What's your prescription for the country Dr. Toboggan
@georgeb.wolffsohn306 жыл бұрын
Emma Renee but he'll rig it so the taxpayers do.
@KesselRunner6066 жыл бұрын
I don't watch porn. I just dress in drag, marry my cousin, and have multiple affairs. Y'know, good old traditional family values stuff.
@GreenDragon116 жыл бұрын
KesselRunner606 Nailed it!!
@rgwak6 жыл бұрын
Dude can't even remember the words to God Bless America, and now he's going to negotiate an arms deal with an insane despot. What could possibly go wrong?
@hellsingmongrel6 жыл бұрын
Ro G Are you talking about Kim Jong Un or von Clownstick? 😉
@rgwak6 жыл бұрын
hellsing - well played, my friend!
@Guillermo123396 жыл бұрын
"Phantom of the Flat Screen"__PRICELESS !
@caliluv42446 жыл бұрын
We're living The Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits and The X Files in one long, horrifying season.😱
@georgeb.wolffsohn306 жыл бұрын
Caliluv I knew there was something familiar . . .🤔
@anti_MATT_er6 жыл бұрын
What a world.
@johokeen16 жыл бұрын
This guy is really trying hard to Make America Gross Again. What a loud-mouth nasty Toady.
@magnetiktrax6 жыл бұрын
I know Americans think the US is the world but please don't include the rest of us in your garbage-reality-TV experiment.
@couragekarnga87356 жыл бұрын
Trust me, I say that all the time these days. Yes, what a world indeed. What a mad, messed up world we live in.
@5097346 жыл бұрын
What a time to be alive
@raynixxx82616 жыл бұрын
J. Ho 🧐hmmm, never heard of trump being described like that. I dig it 😃✌🏻
@everycoLor_3126 жыл бұрын
He just marries his cousins 🤪
@rgwak6 жыл бұрын
The heart wants what the heart wants. : )
@lumen83416 жыл бұрын
and dumps his wives on national television, lol. he's such a piece of garbage.
@truthtroll12736 жыл бұрын
Mandy C. Mandy, you're a fine girl! Lol sorry, I had to, it just jumped out at me
@pekinobo6 жыл бұрын
So did Einstein.Thumbs up all of you who actually didn´t know.
@josephdavila65116 жыл бұрын
pekinobo And Darwin. He discovered through his children that breeding with family members isn't only morally apprehensive, but also a detriment to genetics. But this brings me to the most important question. Does this mean Gulliani is secretly a genius?
@lauriegamble60606 жыл бұрын
Would you guys PLEASE vote in November?
@jeremys16486 жыл бұрын
Laurie Gamble can you please regain control of the DNC so it doesn’t shove a corporate shill down our throats?!?
@sdgdhpmbp6 жыл бұрын
Seriously, vote in November. And ignore the other Russia puppet Bernie.
@snoopy_peanuts_776 жыл бұрын
california decided that 22% turnout this last primary was good enough with the shit happening in the world.....smdh.....and the fossil corporate feinstein wins with so many great candidates
@DebatingWombat6 жыл бұрын
Eh, how will you vote for Trump in the Congressional midterms...? [Yeah, I know you’re just trolling]
@Im0nJupiter6 жыл бұрын
Walt Kovacs Classy.
@JuggernautProductions6 жыл бұрын
My late night comedians: 1. Trevor Noah 2. Stephen Colbert 3. Seth Myers Stephen had some powerful punches in this video! Great host, great writers, great show!
@chulla22226 жыл бұрын
Jvggernaut Music j
@petercapella21166 жыл бұрын
You forgot Jimmy Kimmel
@tweetybird596 жыл бұрын
I like them in that order too!!!
@garrettq19776 жыл бұрын
Jvggernaut Music I would agree with your picks!
@katemiller37965 жыл бұрын
And add John Oliver to that list! 😃
@tonyahilo44176 жыл бұрын
Thanks to you Stephen I can only reads trumps tweets with your voice in my head.
@twinodoom6 жыл бұрын
One does not simply “look” at Porn.
@kjamison59516 жыл бұрын
twinodoom An image of Ned Stark appeared in me head.
@mlghelp2day6 жыл бұрын
IKEA cabinets LOL!😅
@mlghelp2day6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao! Stephen you are the best! You are spot on! Love the facial expressions......"Boooliani' and the stormy dance....Drumpfs voice! 😅🤣😅🤣
@scream66716 жыл бұрын
Darn they caught her again...
@telectronix13686 жыл бұрын
D'andre - All that area 51 alien cloaking tech and she STILL can't escape.
@worf72716 жыл бұрын
Why prepare for the meeting with Kim? What's the worst that could happen? Oh, nuclear war...?
@2345reyna6 жыл бұрын
Worf ..he will be gone..manafort is talking...collusion
@kinko9206 жыл бұрын
Worf Kim might not build that Western hamburger joint?
@72marshflower156 жыл бұрын
elect a clown, expect a circus...
@DrDarrellCoats6 жыл бұрын
Yvette Lopez dream on. Trump isn't going anywhere. He is like a never ending nightmare. He will defy everyone. As Bill Maher said, "Who's going to arrest him, Dog the Bounty Hunter?"
@johnho61736 жыл бұрын
welcome to Singapore ,No war please
@Siureivax6 жыл бұрын
Every time Guilani open his eyes wide open, gets me everytime lmao
@RedroomStudios6 жыл бұрын
crazy eyes! that is when you know he is lying!
@bernardoheusi61466 жыл бұрын
The face of a person who thinks a fart is coming but discovers too late it isn´t a fart :^)
@markwilson26996 жыл бұрын
This monologue was the funniest one yet, non stop laughs🤣😂😅
@katieb21536 жыл бұрын
15 mins ago, This video was posted and over 5000 views! *TAKE THAT FOX NEWS!*
@John_C_J6 жыл бұрын
thepsychologistvjdj So do you.
@tylerdula68686 жыл бұрын
John C John I wonder if they realize the irony.
@MichaelFlynn06 жыл бұрын
171k now - a day later
@nmga40226 жыл бұрын
And why is anyone still watching Fox News,i live in Europe and i don't see things like that happening in television, and honest im surprised over their stupids arguments defending Trump,oh my Gosh!!!!
@EugeneAxe6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Fox News isn't trying to be funny. Although I do find myself laughing at their outlandish bullshit on a daily basis.
@Peter_S_6 жыл бұрын
I've assembled smarter cabinets from Ikea.
@jimlawton41846 жыл бұрын
Alternate Air Force One joke- 'Military officials have not been able to explain where Trump got such a figure.' "The same was also said by his medical officials!"
@jirachiteaminstinct43106 жыл бұрын
Omg this entire segment was perfect 😂😂😂
@sofiavenegas95386 жыл бұрын
Trump is like the guy who didn't study for the exam because "in the end its always about the attitude"
@OlEgSaS326 жыл бұрын
I swear that man lives off of antiquated advice people give to others before a job interview "its ok, you just got to have the right attitude, you want to show your employer you're a WINNER, not a LOSER, overly aggressively shake their hand to show them you mean business, always portray yourself positively even if its not true, and make them believe you can do anything"
@omalor3 жыл бұрын
he thinks SAT stands for Standard Attitude Test!
@huntersteele17126 жыл бұрын
Rudy Giuliani, otherwise known as Elmo’s senile great uncle
@StoutShako6 жыл бұрын
Hunter 'Man Of' Steele I knew those eyes were familiar...
@megfunful6 жыл бұрын
A lot of lies from DT,as usual. Colbert you are the best.
@nmga40226 жыл бұрын
I love you Stephen!!! Keep with the good work man!!!!😘😉👊👍
@krasniusha6 жыл бұрын
You'd think Colbert can't be any funnier than he's been all this time, but he somehow manages to be :D
@xy68456 жыл бұрын
It's the satirical aspect of today's world. Stephen just re-tells it.
@sonyahannah6 жыл бұрын
LOVE it when Colbert sings, dances, and "plays."
@littlewoodimp6 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see Melania trotted out on show, I can't help remember that Muslim 'Gold Star Family' (is that the right moniker??) couple. How Trump insinuated that 'his wife *wasn't allowed* to speak ... maybe.... had to stay silent because of their religious practices ...' as another way of attacking them. Then here comes Melania - standing or sitting next to him looking vague and a bit confused, model posing as hard as she can. For all her contribution to anything going on around her, he might as well wear her as a brooch. I can't help thinking that *she* has definitely been given instructions on how to behave for the day. (Y'know, so she doesn't embarrass him.)
@harrybuttworth67656 жыл бұрын
Gosh, this had me in tears lol :D
@krisballard5416 жыл бұрын
Rudy Giuliani is a sad little man.
@sdgdhpmbp6 жыл бұрын
You can't say that! Just because he married his cousin, cheated on I don't know which wife and the fact that he was an unpopular mayor until 9/11 (which he later milked to the point that people hate him again) doesn't mean you can call him a sad little man! Apologise, immediately!
@krisballard5416 жыл бұрын
Borot, Rudy Giuliani was always a terrible man, but now he is also senile.
@professorm41716 жыл бұрын
So much winning.
@passedjudgements47296 жыл бұрын
professorM why does winning hurt though?
@lorddeathofmurdermountain766 жыл бұрын
Passed Judgements without great sacrifice there can be no victory
@tmseh6 жыл бұрын
Just ask those 400 Harley Davidson workers.
@colingreen13046 жыл бұрын
professorM ii
@Woodbug-b7t6 жыл бұрын
Sadly with Trump it's 'whining'...
@justinstephenson93606 жыл бұрын
I don't "really" look at porn - Really! does that mean he watches porn using a mirror, or maybe with his eyes half closed? Saying I don't "really" watch porn is just another way of saying of course I do, but I am not admitting to it in case the wife is listening
@lumen83416 жыл бұрын
Good catch. If someone says "I don't really watch porn" to me that tells me they definitely have. And hey, I have no issue with that whatsoever, but it's just hilarious when a moralizing piece of garbage tries to imply that he's some kind of saint because he supposedly doesn't watch porn every single day. Like, good for you, do you think that makes you in any way qualified to tell other people how to live their lives? I'm sure there are dudes who look at porn every day who are better people up-down-and-sideways than Guiliani. It's a gross way to signal to the shitty evangelicals who, yes, definitely look at more porn on the DL than most others do openly.
@KhaoticFrosty6 жыл бұрын
Maybe he listens to asmr porn.
@torbjornlekberg77566 жыл бұрын
His incompetence have reached a level where it is almost charming. Like a puppy (minus the cuteness) trying to take down an elephant.
@EagleNED6 жыл бұрын
Great segment. Thanks also for posting it in full. Much more enjoyable to watch than in smaller pieces. Keep up the good work!
@kulkarnirohan16 жыл бұрын
yes !
@michaeloconnor59046 жыл бұрын
The most highly anticipated summit in world history next week... Avenatti and the Mooch.
@trichardson3196 жыл бұрын
Omg!! He got me laughing so hard my dog is concerned. I save these clips for when I am a bit stressed out to get my 7 daily chuckles. Wowwwwwwwwwwwww!!
@jimmyjames16496 жыл бұрын
When I "don't even really do" something.. chances are I do.
@ZachTheRantingGuy6 жыл бұрын
Any grown man that denies that they look at porn is not willing to admit it.
@willkriss14976 жыл бұрын
4:25 hey!! The Mooch was my favorite character from season 1!! Glad to see him back in action!
@emilysabourin90786 жыл бұрын
Da Mooch
@ValerieJNorse6 жыл бұрын
He's the alternate universe Mooch, came through the rift.
@aristotle7366 жыл бұрын
“She disappeared after a stormy “.That was comedy gold.
@MegaAngus16 жыл бұрын
Make those votes count!
@georgeb.wolffsohn306 жыл бұрын
MegaAngus1 if there are any republicans left who haven't been co-opted by the fascist right, step it up ! ! ! Vote those bums out ! ! !
@TheReal008Zulu6 жыл бұрын
Reporter: Mr Giuliani, does the President look at porn? Giuliani: No of course he doesn't. Why would he? He is surrounded by beautiful women, have you seen his wife and daughter? No, Trump doesn't need porn.
@ak101farhan6 жыл бұрын
Kim begged for it? Lol that's what going down! Can't wait to see Kim not showing up for Singapore 🇸🇬
@TheIamIrving6 жыл бұрын
That will be really funny!
@trnharris6 жыл бұрын
The 'Stormy Watch' music/segment is truly the best
@ghostmobiil6 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong In on his hands and knees? Rudy has his kinks
@oscarmcghee36056 жыл бұрын
I hope kim jong was not pissing on who ever was under him,while he was on his hands and knees.Bye milky Oscar mcghee
@vastavratra85116 жыл бұрын
Loving every minute coz u make me feel so alive Stephen!☺
@humbawena6 жыл бұрын
Giuliani has to visit Israel , dont we have enough problems.
@L0N3LY_GH0ST6 жыл бұрын
That was one of the sickest burns I’ve ever heard.
@jnorway72954 жыл бұрын
Stephen, you are getting better & better every day! I laugh outloud listening to your daily monologues about our Fake President & his absent wife! 🤣🤣🤣
@j.daniellopeza.3456 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the guy who uploads this si early Da real mvp
@lunanasushistax66926 жыл бұрын
Phantom of the Flat Screen omg Colbert is a true comedy legend
@oysterswithcutelegs20616 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂 “The phantom of the flat screen”
@PaulZink6 жыл бұрын
"Are you SURE you don't watch porn?" Colbert = priceless!
@marie-sandrojones-dessi39846 жыл бұрын
That Reagan tape made lol so hard
@runalsingh18636 жыл бұрын
Please get that down? Lol
@imperialduran6 жыл бұрын
So funny thanks Colbert😅 the 🌎 needs more laughter
@PamelaClare6 жыл бұрын
Colbert is on fire. Thank God for humor.
@19thHour6 жыл бұрын
Avenatti and Mooch were the two Guardians of the Galaxy who were cut from the Infinity War movie. Can't wait to see which problems of the universe they will solve.
@damarmar10016 жыл бұрын
19thhour Smooch is an idiot and will solve shit. He's still a spanky puppet
@abdaniel4876 жыл бұрын
It was clear (and quite funny) that Colbert had no idea how to really market that they were going to be on the show together.
@guibox36 жыл бұрын
The Mooch is still a Trump sympathizer when it comes down to it, don't kid yourself. Same thing with Bannon
@SFK3606 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed out loud reading this. Thank you.
@Ryuksgelus6 жыл бұрын
+guibox3 But....like a fake one since he used to be against him when it was cool. Guy is a bigger bullshitter than Trump. Trump does it on reflex. The mooch hypnotizes himself in a mirror. He's an Italian Cloud Strife.
@terryjfk85936 жыл бұрын
the amount of material trump AND HIS clowns give stephen and others use is mindblowing!!!
@vblackwell33476 жыл бұрын
"the amount of material trump ...." Let's hope and pray that the amount of votes the Cult 45ers give him in '20 isn't mind blowing! I'm actually worried. His polls are steadily increasing (???)!
@critter26 жыл бұрын
have a hard time believing anything republicans say after ray moore tried to go after minors and see no issue with that?
@JadenJahci6 жыл бұрын
Do you learn about whats really going on in the world? Or not yet? Best Wishes, Bias Political Comedic 411
@abbygirl49485 жыл бұрын
I love how genuine Jon’s laughs are ☺️❤️😂
@Geoff694206 жыл бұрын
That cabinet joke made me shart lemonade out of my nose
@kookieprinz56756 жыл бұрын
this is gonna turn into a meme I bet
@AngelOne116 жыл бұрын
I want a whole show where he talks like Trump. I think it will be a never-ending entertainment. He does him so well.
@brettcran6 жыл бұрын
AngelOne11 thats his show and voice on the showtime show "Our cartoon president"
@brianbrush51076 жыл бұрын
thepsychologistvjdj good god its the trump supporters
@devmo036 жыл бұрын
Lumber Jack It’s based off of one of his segments, but he doesn’t play Trump on the show
@1houroflove1866 жыл бұрын
Whenever someone says, "I don't EVEN REALLY look at...", you can bet they do look.
@Above-Ground6 жыл бұрын
The "Great Negotiator", is paying $23.6 million to replace two of the five "cold chiller units" aboard Air Force One. "The current rear lower lobe cold chiller units were designed for short-term food storage," Said Air Force spokesperson Ann Stefanek. *That's $23.6 MILLION for 2 freezers.*
@MegaManless6 жыл бұрын
honest question: why do they keep Giuliani on? he's destroying their 'credibility' one press conference at a time?
@jypziifreeborne80106 жыл бұрын
Melania posed nude, so I guess that makes her what?
@lumen83416 жыл бұрын
a "woman of value"
@KT-ki8ik6 жыл бұрын
toney ingram nah, doesn't say much about her, it just makes the entire trump administration hypocrites
@CrystalCoyoteX6 жыл бұрын
"A seven." ... Sorry.
@lf81986 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump's type?
@pico.manengo6 жыл бұрын
Waiting on that Giuliani Netflix special 😂
@Jack_all6 жыл бұрын
Trumps Golf Bill so far : $60,000,000.00. Taxpayers payed 60 million dollar for a billionaire to play golf while teachers can't get school supplies.. This is America
@broddr6 жыл бұрын
Bobby Robertson, and Trump makes money on every visit to Mara Lago because the Secret Service pays for the rooms that the agents need to use while guarding Trump. Probably that also applies to all the cabinet members and other officials that tag along.