Put a thousand Copper Golems with a thousand keyboards in a room, given an infinite amount of time, you'll either get Shakespeare or they manages to code themselves to evolve sentience.

One smart thing about the golem is you can adjust the golems speed. Wait for the Golem to oxidise and begin to slow down and you then wax them at that time, setting their speed permanently.

Mojang: *Doesnt add the copper golem into Minecraft* Literally the entire modding community: Fine, I’ll do it myself

This with the allay give you an automatic netherite farm. The copper golem mines everything with enchanted netherite pickaxes if possible, while the glare picks ancient debris up and brings the to you.

You unironically made them 10 times more useful then they already were for Redstone

Eventually, they will recreate all of Shakespeare's works.

1:14 the Copper Golem without pickaxe on the right be like "Oh com'on guys!!"

You didn’t ruin it.. you made me want it more HES SO DANG CUTE

Mojang: "This will take us many months do make new golem" This man: "so it took me a couple of seconds and a random input generator with a 1 monster energy (not sponsored) and voila"

if you give a netherite pickaxe to one of these, you can already say goodbye to your world

This is why I always loved the copper golem to be added, they seem like they have the personality of a robot minion that just wanted to have fun with buttons

“The winner is the a-“ me: we are going for a copper golem “:-/“

Plot Twist:They Where Typing a Secret Goverment Nuke Launch Code

Mojang: "Vote for which of these 3 mobs should be added to minecraf!" Me: "um... All of them????????"

Congrats on 100k my guy

0:58 If you have infinite copper golems, an infinite amount of copper keyboards, and an infinite amount of time. They will rewrite Shakespeare

I really wish they just added all three to the game, what could've been in the game, we will never get to see.... :( I like seeing people mod it in but it just doesn't feel like it would feel the same as if the devs made it. Really cool though, I like how you made them type on copper keyboards very cute!

Imagine having the allay, the copper golem, and the glare in a cave. The copper golems can help you mine, once you find a diamond, you give it to the allay and will start getting the diamonds, and the glare can warn you from mobs

Giving copper golems the ability to randomly mine blocks corresponding to the type of tool their given would actually be pretty cool.

Bro that was amazing loved that keep going

0:48 so minecraft is "infinite" yes place a keyboard and a coppergolem each block so theoretically with enough time it should write Shakespeare's Hamlet

“These guys will do anything to touch their buttons” “They love their buttons”

Another day another night with full of chaos. Perfect!

definitely , this is an underrated channel btw awesome comedy.

Your videos are one of the best things I've discovered in a while. Always gets me crackin up, and the production quality is insane. I wonder how you're making all these mods so fast...

I want a copper golem as my personal Red stone lab assistant

Copper golems can just become stills. Maybe make it so they can’t break specific blocks, so you can line a cave with said blocks and a small area that just has normal stone in said cave and they’ll just create MORE cave, combine it with the allay to let them pick up the ores that the golem mines and boom! More automation!

I've seen you before on DiamondFire but didn't realize you were a youtuber till you got the rank. Nice videos!

The Infinite copper-golem theorem "A copper golem hitting keys at random on a copper keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare."

I love how you literally made an Infinity monke theorem with these little fellas lmaoo

the best fan made copper gollem i see today

The Pickaxe part got me spilling milk from laughing

Copper golems look much more cute ingame than as a concept, actually they look much more cute than alley, so copper golem is 100% getting my vote.

YES! I have been waiting for this! Amazing Video!

Imagine how cute it would be to have an office of copper golems with suits on working using the keyboard lol

200k subs congrats

If the copper golem doesn’t get added I hope you make this mod public

Oh my god I love how chaotic these tiny critters are

The oh boy at the start was perfectly aligned

1:01 this copper golem loop gave me an idea of a new farming system

After a friend summons 100 Copper Golems with Diamond Pickaxes: Welcome to 2b2t

That's actually cool but that prob wouldn't be in the game even if the golem get's chosen

1:12 “They will start randomly breaking *any* block.” Bedrock: don’t do it

“What have I done?” a good thing

It’s quite impressive you managed to model, texture, and code in this short period of time, and it’s well made.

Jokes aside The copper keyboard it’s actually an good idea (without the random type in chat obviously)

Ah yes wonderful chaos, you've earned my sub!

Congratulations for 100k

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Now imagine a some sort of machinery that would eventually incorporate all those new features. Copper golems, Sculk Sensors, MORE redstone...

20k in 1 DAY?!?!? ur growing so fast

0:54 Ah this seems… “fun” to set up in a server.

Bro these are amazing. I love it. Even thought the Allay won, let’s not forget the Copper Golem. Add your Copper Golem content to this hashtag so we can remember the Copper Golem. #CopperGolemLegacy

"copper golem has been kicked for spamming in the chat"

This version of the Copper Golem and today’s version of the Allay could be very useful when it comes to mining

WHAT LIKE A DAY AGO YOUR CHANNEL WAS AT 80k SUBS NOW YOUR AT 13K

Too bad the flying hopper won

EightSidedSquare, you've done it again! I like to think that they could type useful hints into the chat. Most games have a loading screen with hints, and Minecraft is no exception, but often enough I don't get read the entire hint before the world finishes loading. What if there's something important or funny that I'm missing?

You could make a mining company with the copper golems mining CRAZY. Plus, it was so cute and funny when the copper golem was just spamming different letters of the copper keyboard.😆😆

My man‘s typing shovels like my other small man from the dark world

Unfortunately, players have chosen the vex with unnaturally large head.

I can feel Mumbo Jumbo would love these Copper Golems and find good use for them

Man,you are too goooooood to make people laugh I just watched first video and I'm subscribing Appreciate your hardwork 👌👌👌

I can’t get enough of this video

Actually 10 of these would dig out a large area underground, with small risk of death by lava. Perfect pets for someone who wants the mines of moria to dig itself

The problem wasn't that u created this but rather the fact how hy began mining both dirt and wood with a pickaxe before any form of stone

Imagine seeing the copper golem on your computer playing minecraft till it freezes

This video was pure gold

this guy literally program this golem in 2 days and Mojang will do this in a year

"these guys would do anything to press their buttons *and I mean anything* "

oh god this is chaos as all hell

now THIS would be amazing

I really wish these were added, they were my favourite

we need this in the game

Copper golem be like it's a worker

copper Golem:I NEEB BUTTONS!!!!

You're criminally underrated

Yes finally

copper golem will be my demolition tool

0:55 I like to think they are having a entire conversation doing this.

"this, this could've been a world with copper golems!" "flyn hopr"

Okay, why didn’t this little guy win the vote

Copper golem was just having an epic hacker moment.

I have a feeling this channels will get big in the future

this channel is so underrated, i hope you get more people noticing your content it's really good :)

it's be cooler if it was a personal bodyguard and the reason it guards you is because it appriciates you taking care of it by polishing/waxing it (so yeah it'd be a bigger one too, like between the snow golems and iron golems) but they made it a spam troll 🙄

Omg they were so cute typing on the keyboard 😂

copper keyboard: **exists** Anarchy fans: ill buy your entire stock

trap button/pressure plate: when triggered it aggro the golems, making them attack who ever activate it

This guy is underrated and he deserved more subs. Honestly this channel is awesome.

One cool idea I saw in a different video was for copper golems to be spawned by pressing a copper button on the spawn structure. Then, as copper golems can press buttons, they can spawn themselves! That would be really cool combined with the ideas in this video.

Goodbye copper golem.😭

Everyone talking about the votes but nobody says that this would be an excellent mod in minecraft

I’m just so pissed that everyone is getting the size for the copper golem 100% wrong.

Yesterday you had half the subscriber count holy smokes!

i already see a fundy video idea :Minecraft but the copper golem with the copper keyboard controls me

This... is perfect. I feel like you made them better!

Im begging you to make this a mod bro, it would be insane to have all 3 of these mobs in the game as your versions

EightSidedSquare: **gives golem a pickaxe** Copper golem: can I mine the sun?

I laughed when they just made a chaotic mess in the plains