Rule 34 Comments
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Joe
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Jay
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Grace
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Chrissy
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Red
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Tracey
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@Saltydkdan Ай бұрын
This video was semi-inspired by Bizabizow's comment videos (she is very awesome please go check her out!) kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oOCFo8hqvJu-ZJc.htmlsi=i__HQRAtQ6UChhgX
@baconbiscut6230 Ай бұрын
Ok. 🗿
@jonathandinong2182 Ай бұрын
classic saltydkdan😂😂😂
@crumplycashew7095 Ай бұрын
Bizabizow is a genuine goat
@gungle2595 Ай бұрын
HOW???
@Unscrupulously_Dubious Ай бұрын
dad help, Jerald Seinfeld is outside my house
@Jireninyourrecommendations Ай бұрын
Getting ratio'd on r34 has got to be a worse feeling than on Twitter
@LegoBuu. Ай бұрын
getting called out by captain ussop is a different story
@rebeccadavis3185 Ай бұрын
Then being ratioed on Twitter or just being there?
@RisingJay Ай бұрын
@@rebeccadavis3185 yes
@sonicandrea2011... Ай бұрын
@@LegoBuu. SO FUCKING TRUE
@sonicandrea2011... Ай бұрын
@@rebeccadavis3185 being ratioed
@toxicpopcorn117 Ай бұрын
the scariest part of the miss puff segment is realising the dates on those comments meant he was doing this nonstop for 4 years, possibly even more
@ValerieTheBat Ай бұрын
Plot twist: That account is created by Mr Krabs
@Fermin-hw5pd Ай бұрын
@LiterallyMahiroOyamaSQUID GAMES
@enor9379 Ай бұрын
Note : cunny can mean loli
@waosmp4 Ай бұрын
@LiterallyMahiroOyama Silence, pedo
@HeyExclamationPoint Ай бұрын
I didn't even realize that it was the same guy the whole time😭😭😭
@youtubeusernamee 23 күн бұрын
"I learned it at texas technical college as an elective" IS THE BEST PART BRO
@user-ug5il3bk2d 17 күн бұрын
Fr Fr
@mildbuffaloenjoyer9510 5 күн бұрын
“The dude above me.. is RACIST” is my favorite part
@Andy-esc 4 күн бұрын
i got an ad shortly after for "universal technical institute" 😭😭
@suuu_rui694 8 сағат бұрын
it's me fr
@greenknight9000 25 күн бұрын
The fact the Mrs. Puff comments go for several years makes this even funnier
@orange8175 22 күн бұрын
Truly A Devout Disciple.
@screwyoutubealgorithm 12 күн бұрын
That guy is literally Mr. Krabs
@deaaronfox5 12 күн бұрын
at least half the people in that video need SERIOUS therapy
@musket9654 9 күн бұрын
i checked and its still going on, HES STILL DOING IT
@Chromble 9 күн бұрын
oh god it's still going
@Vili-The-Tanuki 28 күн бұрын
I love how immediately after the warning it’s just “yo chat should I kms?”
@OussamaBEKK-hr8wd 22 күн бұрын
Gold
@megawl2086 16 күн бұрын
ah yes, the post-nut guilt
@Weedocto 8 күн бұрын
Very relatable
@what_are_you_looking_at_69 5 күн бұрын
that's literally my buddy man, no-1 is the goat.. do not ask why i know that fella, do not try to find out on which tags he's commenting, do not try to connect me to anyone from there..
@haver2250 4 күн бұрын
What's funnier is that that comment is the only reason why warning is here
@Skornish Ай бұрын
The comments on Rule 34 are either the most deplorably down bad shit, or the funniest thing you'll read that day. There's rarely any in-between.
@MamaTrixxieAsmr Ай бұрын
i am both of those kinds of comments
@noriakikakyoin4433 Ай бұрын
Trust me when there is Project moon comments, they’re more meme comments than the r34 itself
@kittyshippercavegirl Ай бұрын
@@noriakikakyoin4433 projectmoon fans trying to use humor to cover up how disappointed they are that PM is only doing Limbus now and we'll never get a distortion detective VN or LC2 am I projecting I think I'm projecting
@furnugo Ай бұрын
Weirdly, a chunk of the comments are people screaming in fear either at pictures of men, or obscure stuff they are not into. As if that isn't the site for it.
@kittyshippercavegirl Ай бұрын
@@furnugo "oh no, I went on the porn site and there's PORN whaaaat"
@DisplayUploads 12 күн бұрын
meanwhile on e621: "very sexy animation." "who tf even likes this stuff? gross" "Child, you have the ability to delete your search history at the mere click of a button. Use this power wisely." "sexy toy chica animation, lets gooooo"
@laszlototh5622 10 күн бұрын
whats e621?
@DisplayUploads 10 күн бұрын
@@laszlototh5622 rule 34 but for furries
@EatAnOctorok 7 күн бұрын
@@DisplayUploads It's more a general furry board, it has sfw and even family friendly art, kind of like Danbooru. But yes, the porn is more common.
@firstnamelastname7244 6 күн бұрын
@@EatAnOctoroke926 is a version of the site with all of the NSFW filtered out. I use it to find stuff for my wholesome images folder.
@henrynelson9301 6 күн бұрын
I like how E621 actually has a rule against thirst commenting.
@Nawakooo0 20 күн бұрын
1:51 became a copypasta used in Melee tournament chats when a Yoshi is on screen. You can thank Moky's community for that
@williamomalley6081 7 күн бұрын
im moking im doking
@calsalitra4689 Күн бұрын
It was also repurposed for Falco, I've seen that one a few times.
@SuperWiiBros08 Ай бұрын
This is the closest thing we'll have of Salty being NSFW
@tempest6027 Ай бұрын
i think we've gone beyond close at this point
@randomscreamer3396 Ай бұрын
U know rule 34, all it takes is one fanart so i don t think he s safe
@TrueWolves Ай бұрын
This isn't close. We're pretty much there.
@cozynosy Ай бұрын
bro has not seen his twitter
@ZackShark1 Ай бұрын
No
@elizabethbitc9579 Ай бұрын
Fun fact, some of the Mrs. Puff comments were about artwork my friend drew, so now I can torment her with these quotes
@breadmaneatslegos5030 28 күн бұрын
Please I need to hear her reaction! Bless my ears with her horror at the realization that she just supplied a likely middle aged man with his favorite, most diabolical fetish spank material of an animated pufferfish.
@generallaro1269 27 күн бұрын
One, why did she draw that? Two, why do you know about it?????
@FirstLast-fl1co 27 күн бұрын
@@generallaro1269 ILoveFatMilfs singlehandedly keeping the mrs. puff artwork going
@mrdonut09872 27 күн бұрын
And 3, can I see it?~
@scrollexdestiny 27 күн бұрын
4. the people need to know
@ivycat_ 21 күн бұрын
7:36 i appreciate their keeping the song going despite all odds
@KibelMAN279 25 күн бұрын
9:13 That mothafucka down bad bro💀🙏
@univon4892 22 күн бұрын
Nah these ppl are cultured - 🤓
@KeyFChicken Ай бұрын
Unironically Salty is actually a good VA
@salderr Ай бұрын
no shit
@yugrri Ай бұрын
@@salderri will not stop thinking of you until i get to you and tickle you where the sun don’t shine
@KeyFChicken Ай бұрын
@@salderr ofc
@JuanThaSilva Ай бұрын
Unironically, good for them.
@Montaser144 Ай бұрын
Thought he got other people to voice act with him lol
@darienb1127 Ай бұрын
Meanwhile on e621 "Ew, who would like this?" "My brother in christ, you have a blacklist for a reason. Use it. (Resumes discussion about the meaning of life)"
@LaylaTuneZ Ай бұрын
This is so real for no reason
@Actinide5013 Ай бұрын
Also obligatory Binagon banger
@dulguunjargal1199 Ай бұрын
Furries legit search up the Rarest Tags. Go to Page 729 to specifically Pick that 12 Tags only Post Wait for the Image to Load giving 10 Seconds for them to Retreat back to the Catalog of Lost Cause Sin Then Comment their Greasy Fingers on the Keyboard to type "Why would people like (Insert Fetish here) so much? This is weird stop posting this and darw regular stuff"
@daviseobloski3707 Ай бұрын
real
@IThrowBricksAtTheHomeless Ай бұрын
YOU LIKE LIL KIDS
@masoncontreras2979 20 күн бұрын
50% of comments: down bad femboys The other 50%: memes
@jawoseye2902 18 күн бұрын
It's more like 85% femboys, 15% memes
@MouldMadeMind 3 күн бұрын
How do you know they're femboys?
@masoncontreras2979 3 күн бұрын
@@MouldMadeMind it's in their name
@MouldMadeMind 3 күн бұрын
@@masoncontreras2979 not in 50% of them.
@olliklive2116 5 күн бұрын
1:26 his username is Ellis- a left 4 dead 2 character who constantly makes references to his “buddy Keith” so I think that’s what they were going for with that
@madengineerkyouma Ай бұрын
SEX in the SEGA font is the funniest part of the video for some reason.
@twingolord Ай бұрын
I thought it was cnn ngl
@SparkyCas Ай бұрын
@@twingolord Both apparently use the same styled font for their logos.
@josephdavison4189 Ай бұрын
@@twingolordshoulda been in the bbc font…
@admoran777 Ай бұрын
SEX 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@Emmett94 25 күн бұрын
@@josephdavison4189 fortnite font
@Sunyoudown1000 29 күн бұрын
The worse part about the Ms Puff guy is that those comments are all on different Ms Puff r34. He's going through each and every bit of Ms Puff r34 that he can find and also commenting on it.
@L1MBO12 26 күн бұрын
LOL I JUST FOUND THIS GUY'S PROFILE AND THERE'S A WHOLE ASS INTERVIEW ON HIS PAGE
@84hippo 25 күн бұрын
@@L1MBO12 Ms Puff rule 34 interview...
@combofox2337 24 күн бұрын
Mf down so horrendous for puff
@Flesh_Wizard 24 күн бұрын
He wanna puff hard and heavy 😩
@jonal5126 23 күн бұрын
It reminds me of one account that is always on every image and then another account appears as says the same thing as the other but backwards
@franciscosantacruz8092 23 күн бұрын
7:50 he's not judging, he is just curious ''why he gay :0'' LMAOOO
@elysium9276 7 күн бұрын
0:05 love how you included Skee-Lo, instantly liked
@yaboipktendo Ай бұрын
Getting the notif of Salty with just "Rule 34 comments" is wild
@dogedecker Ай бұрын
Fr
@mayhoinville9687 Ай бұрын
🎀 Facts, I haven't even seen a salty video in over 6 months and this is my reminder to watch this channel LMAO
@User-xh5zu Ай бұрын
Relatable
@starconch.e Ай бұрын
Frfr 😭 not what I expected on a Saturday but funny as hell nonetheless
@iikkxn Ай бұрын
fr... i got jumpscared 😭
@Willow_I_Guess 26 күн бұрын
"That's enough internet for today" and "Who would even look at this?" commenters after searching those things up, clicking on them, and looking at them long enough to comment:
@hubbletrubble7875 25 күн бұрын
okay but like you can search for specific tags and something with those tags AND something else shows up that’s just completely what the fuck.
@DARKMK-lj4bx 24 күн бұрын
@@hubbletrubble7875 i once looked up somehtnig at got a tottaly diffent thing
@AntEater2500 24 күн бұрын
@@hubbletrubble7875 yeah but there's a blacklist just activate that
@evurie 24 күн бұрын
@@hubbletrubble7875 no one ever fucking uses blacklists
@univon4892 24 күн бұрын
@@evuriereal
@jakememegod6488 25 күн бұрын
That Mrs. Puff bit: Calm down, Son! It's just a drawing!
@Meowy13 7 күн бұрын
2:52 For context it was a picture of the male hashiras from demon slayer at the hotsprings and the guy who commented meant to say “obanai” instead of Obama
@elegant_lilligant Ай бұрын
I wonder if Salty reads the word "mach" the same way he does "Bach".
@kijete Ай бұрын
match 3
@TurbopropPuppy Ай бұрын
Machbach 20
@whackareal Ай бұрын
March
@isaic7398 Ай бұрын
Big Italian cock goes mach 3.
@arrowpride5468 Ай бұрын
THAT'S HOW YOU PRONOUNCE KINGBACH FFS
@graham7784 Ай бұрын
Salty this is NOT what we meant when we said to take some time off for yourself
@Zoldfor2dollars 25 күн бұрын
Fr... told bro take some time off and then shlawg ends up uploading this😭🙏 (Why the hell does this have no replies wtf?)
@aurian2051 25 күн бұрын
Wtf does “shlawg” mean
@Zoldfor2dollars 25 күн бұрын
@@aurian2051 i don't even know tbf, i saw someone say zlawg a long time ago and i thought is was funny asl so i started saying shlawg, it could already be a term but i just assume it means "dawg", sorry for being weird💀🙏
@donowa5637 12 күн бұрын
shlawg sounds like a portmanteau of "schlong" and "dawg"
@Panceak 16 күн бұрын
0:50 sounds like a child pretending to be an adult 💀
@draineweYT 15 күн бұрын
one comment section I came across was a guy basically saying he felt ashamed to be gay, and the entire rest of the comments are just so wholesome and reassuring him that he wasn’t alone, it was honestly really sweet. It's under art of Arataki and Zhongli from Genshin Impact doing it.
@aerickmon3350 6 күн бұрын
Under a Marin one I found a guy who if I remember said he was an incel so didn’t understand women so he popped in as the first comment asking if there were any women that do they actually feel down bad for crushes and if it’s bad enough to fantasize and from then on most of the comment section besides the odd rp’er was just a bunch of people from all over talking about how they deal with attractions and crushes It was actually kinda sweet
@Gruel36 Ай бұрын
this was the worst possible way to remind us you're a voice actor. great video
@furbait69 Ай бұрын
wow yalls d riding more than those characters on r34
@Soda27650 Ай бұрын
💀
@Nolandiaconquers Ай бұрын
@@furbait69how was this “dick riding”?
@edgardeivis Ай бұрын
@@furbait69 that pfp..
@mudkip9105 Ай бұрын
@@edgardeivishell nah
@Sir_Quirrel Ай бұрын
Imagine this being your portfolio for a voice acting gig
@Iteration456-8_codename_goblin 13 күн бұрын
doin gods work 9:22 skipping around looking at the dates this person posted is an experience 4 years of simping for ms puff
@mrmanguydude 26 күн бұрын
mr krabs what the fuck 9:57
@coolepic519 Ай бұрын
The lack of context makes this even funnier, like no idea whats above it all, just these idiots commenting at eachother
@SF17777 Ай бұрын
You can track it by their account page if you are really curious
@coolepic519 Ай бұрын
@@SF17777 infact i really would rather keep it mysterious
@AHHHHHHHH21 Ай бұрын
I think the context can be inferred with Mrs Puff
@thej4546 Ай бұрын
The Elizabeth one definitely has some context
@Ijustusethistocommentstuff Ай бұрын
@@thej4546Context no one wants, but everyone probably knows.
@JemeremMazza 27 күн бұрын
ILoveFatMilfs knows about this lol, on the second last showcased post they wrote "I won't back down on my love of Puff, y'know."
@goblinwantgold 20 күн бұрын
i wish i had 1% of his determination...
@mohammednegm4007 16 күн бұрын
Holy shit y'all are checking💀💀
@theoguncleslappy9150 16 күн бұрын
I know, I just checked now this dudes a freaking legend. lol
@kokorogensou 12 күн бұрын
mad respect to them tbh
@thecuchikiller 22 күн бұрын
6:45 90% Are "roleplay accounts" who comment "I want to be her" even in r*** scenarios.
@AnAveragePurplePikmin 18 күн бұрын
5:58 "spongebob, patrick, squidward, sandy"
@elainad6728 8 сағат бұрын
the dude below me is cool
@collinbraden8697 4 сағат бұрын
@@elainad6728 yay
@YE4rt Ай бұрын
1:26 I can’t believe Salty doesn’t know about Ellis’ best pal #SaltyIsOverParty
@spaceterrorist Ай бұрын
have I told you about this one time when my buddy Kieth tried to cook a turkey in a pot
@darknarax Ай бұрын
Its Christmass he said to keith
@Chaos_Vergil Ай бұрын
I thought that was an L4D2 reference lol
@sunkiimustdie Ай бұрын
It is @@Chaos_Vergil
@Ben_19M Ай бұрын
hey guys, ben here
@Aiden1997. 26 күн бұрын
ive had some of my best conversations on rule34. someone even wished me luck on my shiny arceus hunt.
@user-xh8jl3om5d 23 күн бұрын
Didya get it or are ya still hunting?
@robocatssj3theofficial 23 күн бұрын
please update us, i hope you got it
@Aiden1997. 23 күн бұрын
yeah i got it. got it the same day the internets went off for like a day lol
@user-xh8jl3om5d 23 күн бұрын
@@Aiden1997. good for you, astro wolf (deltarune ref)
@robocatssj3theofficial 23 күн бұрын
@@Aiden1997. good job dude
@nafmaja5612 14 күн бұрын
im glad that the most of the comments are basically Left 4 Dead wall writing
@roxygaming5968 20 күн бұрын
I'm gonna be transparent, I comment here sometimes. Mostly to write captions and practice my writing skills. But I am proud of the time I ratio'd a commenter whose name was Sonic_The_Hedgehog by just saying "Sonic what are you doing here you gotta fight Eggman"
@MorbyLol Ай бұрын
i like how this is not age restricted but irwin impressions is
@fryguywastaken Ай бұрын
Suprised this vid isn't age restricted to yt kids 👀
@thecluckster3908 Ай бұрын
I still have to wait two years until I can see that glorious video 😔
@xythrr Ай бұрын
@@fryguywastaken?
@littlepleeth9423 11 күн бұрын
why the hell is the irwin video age restricted
@thecluckster3908 11 күн бұрын
@@littlepleeth9423 KZfaq just can’t handle Irwin’s raw power
@MoonyCat Ай бұрын
I love how the self harm warning only exists for the clip immediately after it and it is obsolete for the entire rest of the video
@RodMigz08 21 күн бұрын
10:09 bros a nicotine addict
@cultofhampter 25 күн бұрын
Sad that old mcdonald lost his chicken💀
@Thenumberstationangel Ай бұрын
I love how like half of them are freaking out because they saw porn like this isn’t a hentai site
@tomb.524 Ай бұрын
You don't know what exactly they saw
@slippyfruit8538 Ай бұрын
My guy you too would be confused if you saw human like horse with giant human tits and a pecker. The worst thing I’ve ever seen(apart from gore)
@Josuh Ай бұрын
The horrors
@ElsaSnowQueen Ай бұрын
@@tomb.524Freaky porn on hentai site? Uh, yeah, fork found in kitchen??
@hohoho46257 Ай бұрын
Are comin
@greenbookreclaim2471 Ай бұрын
That Mrs Puff part blew everything out of the water. These marine biologists are crazy.
@HaloSaiyan117 23 күн бұрын
I never laughed so hard in my life watching this added with the voice actings made it 20x better. Jolly good video mate.
@Lizziebee46 14 күн бұрын
The voice acting for these and the sound effects are so good. It adds so much to the video. It's amazing. What a time to be alive.
@p5strikerss Ай бұрын
I DONT LIKE HOW HE DOES THE ROLEPLAY ONES 😭😭😭
@rickastley3033 Ай бұрын
3:30 especially the fuck
@anonymousfog501 Ай бұрын
I don't think anyone likes the roleplay comments :( I'll never understand people who put them on the green site and think that they somehow aren't being cringe
@p5strikerss Ай бұрын
@@anonymousfog501 honestly it was funny to read them in a bullying way no wonder people use character ai those are embarrassing 😭
@TheWrathAbove Ай бұрын
@@anonymousfog501It's one of many reasons the Blue site is far better
@RBH69 Ай бұрын
@@p5strikerssCharacter ai is good because it keeps their weird ideas at bay the only problem is that NSFW is not allowed so it doesn't stop those freaks.
@bruteng836 Ай бұрын
1:26 love how he had no clue who ellis was yet did a southern yeehaw accent as if the very name of "ellis" is enough to tell people his character
@Ryu1ify Ай бұрын
Do y'all know what 'suck the heads' means?
@laurapierson1307 Ай бұрын
@@Ryu1ify"Cause I came down here with Kieth once and he didn't know"
@GUyGuyManManPerson Ай бұрын
well yk theres l4d2 to go off of
@Ryu1ify Ай бұрын
@GUyGuyManManPerson Sure but who knows about Ellis yet not about his constant stream of stories about his friend Keith?
@Nellsox Ай бұрын
That _Ellis_ was me, for some reason the account its deleted
@Tonic-db8xk 15 күн бұрын
This is funny as hell, you should do a part two!! Now
@abbasal-husseini2514 14 күн бұрын
Damn we need a sequel to this video. Every time I watch it brightens my day.
@KeyFChicken Ай бұрын
R34 comments are a different breed 💀😭
@phoenix1900 Ай бұрын
Breed? 😳😳😳 (Sorry this wasn’t even funny lol)
@amtheyes Ай бұрын
they're breeding differently
@glitchthenoob3207 Ай бұрын
“THE PENIS IS TALKING TO ME!!!!”
@LiaMakesContentWow Ай бұрын
speaking of R34 and breeding
@k-boi420 Ай бұрын
I hear they encourage breeding over there.
@Rio-yb9cq Ай бұрын
8:44 The fact that salty sounds so much like mort is fucking hilarious 🪼🎺
@zekeggy 29 күн бұрын
ikr
@NosBos-7-11 27 күн бұрын
Oh that mort. I thought you meant mort from family guy.
@platonic_polyhedra 26 күн бұрын
jellyfish
@gabrielfordprefectarthurde7563 23 күн бұрын
I JUST FOUND THIS CHANNEL AND THE EDITING AND VOICE ACTING IN THIS VIDEO IS SO GOOD WTF??? PLEASE MAKE MORE I BEG YOU :DDD
@Official_Zero2 21 күн бұрын
4:53 this is actually really wholesome.
@WHITE-ws5wk Ай бұрын
1:25 If anybody is wondering what in the world this means, lemme explain: There’s a game called “Left 4 Dead”, more specifically the second game, where one of the main characters is Ellis. (look at the username) Keith is simply an old friend who he used to talk to. My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy teargassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time he opened his eyes! Oh, man! At first, it was funny; then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh, man!"
@A_Random_Death_KorpOfKriegsman Ай бұрын
I was just thinking that, I thought Keith? L4d2 reference? Then saw the name "Elise"
@user-ds6go2cq4s 28 күн бұрын
I ever tell ya bout the time Keith tried to deep fire a turkey
@jackmacauley1918 28 күн бұрын
I wouldn’t have gotten the reference but by chance I watched an animation this morning about one of Ellis’ stories “My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year. It wasn't a dare or nothin', he just got kicked out of his house. He said he NEVER saw a single ghost 'cept for this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money, and he might've just been a homeless guy, 'cause he had a robe on with two eyes cut out his face...”
@iv689 27 күн бұрын
"You know what I like best about your stories, Ellis? The sound they make when you stop."
@senseiplay8290 27 күн бұрын
[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND] [NERD THEME] [OLD BICYCLE HONK SOUND]
@theirishrover7297 Ай бұрын
10:00 guys i think he likes Mrs. Puff
@idi0tsanswich379 Ай бұрын
Nooo..surely not
@thedotgiver2820 Ай бұрын
Hmmmm___maybe you’re right
@alexlau7245 Ай бұрын
Hmmmmm, you sure?
@lancesmith8298 Ай бұрын
The more times I heard just her last name and nothing else, the more I was reminded of hit video game Super Smash Brothers Melee for the Nintendo GameCube
@DarwinskiYT Ай бұрын
I thought it was just me
@sveed2605 20 күн бұрын
Not the blink-182 spongebob version
@SkellyofSkellington 21 күн бұрын
I remember seeing a "I put the new forgis on the jeep" post and the entire comment section was just ballin lyrics
@cthrugrl Ай бұрын
this has very 2014 vibes and i mean that in a good way
@cyanified Ай бұрын
PREGANANANT
@ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278 Ай бұрын
*plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
@halp9887 Ай бұрын
2:49 The super long build up makes this way funnier
@DisgustedCheese Ай бұрын
And the massive space for text only for it to be 1 sentence lol
@_AnCub_ Ай бұрын
And the voice
@Kowalski_is-Bayernbadge Ай бұрын
With the Adam Santler voice too 💀
@Georges_Fromages 23 күн бұрын
Yo bro i have the same pfp on discord and twitch XD@@DisgustedCheese
@VroonGrimblo 23 күн бұрын
8:35 the shock and horror i felt when i saw my name on here
@user-cs7qw8bg5q 15 күн бұрын
the ellis comment about keith is a reference to l4d2 where ellis explains stories to his friends like "i ever tell you the time my buddy keith tried to deepfry a tukey" n stuff
@MarxSoul2001 Ай бұрын
9:08 the moment the first few notes of hall of the mountain king started playing i knew i was in for some crazy shit
@camohere Ай бұрын
over MRS. PUFF??? crazy
@yaboipktendo Ай бұрын
@@camohere Bro was Mr Krabs
@jeremiahevans6346 Ай бұрын
@@camoherepoor Mrs. Puff, she already has to deal with SpongeBob every time she teaches .
@lancesmith8298 Ай бұрын
Absolutely no force on earth is strong enough to hold back somebody horny for something very specific
@goldenpig6453 Ай бұрын
worst part is, i dont agree, but i understand.
@notdaniel2005 Ай бұрын
3:27 This is on the internet forever now
@unoreserved 25 күн бұрын
Salty having me act up fr 😩
@beepbeepimasheepbaaa6080 16 күн бұрын
@@unoreservedhuh 😦
@elainad6728 11 күн бұрын
@@unoreserved huh 😮
@TabbyEgg312 10 күн бұрын
@@unoreservedhuh 😦
@RenOfCosmos 8 күн бұрын
@@unoreserved huh 😮
@ohshino 24 күн бұрын
i am impressed by how the mrs puff segment is the most suprising jaw-dropping shit i have seen in the past like month
@seujroge 23 күн бұрын
this is the most fun i've ever had watching a youtube video
@OwlKitto Ай бұрын
4:54 i legitimately thought this one was gonna end with "We broke up"
@genericname2747 Ай бұрын
me too tbh. I am cynical
@Tonio-nm1xq Ай бұрын
I'm actually happy it ended well
@rickastley3033 Ай бұрын
That or someone saying “kys”
@javiep_c Ай бұрын
I thought someone was gonna point out the 09 in the username
@Sleepy_Cabbage Ай бұрын
It brings me joy to see people leave rule34, there pulling themself out there addictions :]
@rensin4666 Ай бұрын
9:30 this might be mr.krabs
@FPBRM23 Ай бұрын
friend we have the same minds
@HODOR3476 13 күн бұрын
THIS GUYS ONTO SOMETHING RIGHT HERE!
@TheEggOfRandomIdeas 11 күн бұрын
AGAAGAGAGAGAGAG-
@Lasse.J 12 күн бұрын
i give my prayers to you for whatever you had to search for in the name of content
@thebiggesttree74 11 күн бұрын
I like how you can tell what type of freaky someone is by their comments. You got either role players, “God I wish that were me”, and just normal people
@randomyoutuber4189 Ай бұрын
5:47 imagine having somebody on a porn website needing to tell you to shut up
@potatortheomnipotentspud 28 күн бұрын
That's what should happen to all the deranged politicoomers who feel they need to inject politics even in the fucking R34 comments sections
@padorukurumi6572 28 күн бұрын
Quite common actually
@CrizzyEyes 23 күн бұрын
Yeah, down bad RPers in the comments are pretty common. Don't know why because these sites always have forums and shit to post on and then there's Discord.
@cookietree2994 Ай бұрын
2:24 "I am not gay!" Then proceeds to shoot a beam of rainbow light. How contradicting
@Feaco Ай бұрын
He is expelling all the gayness inside him... Which still contradicting.
@sushiroll3795 Ай бұрын
During Pride Month, too. SMH my head.
@McYum. Ай бұрын
@@sushiroll3795it was for the branding he’s a ceo
@Extra_YTer Ай бұрын
He's releasing the gay out of his body
@fireflocs Ай бұрын
That's probably the joke.
@braydensonaslaughtmbve545 23 күн бұрын
This is probably the funniest video on the entire internet. i want more.
@IDoomFF 11 күн бұрын
This needs to be a series its funny as hell
@StarryPenguin Ай бұрын
This is outing myself, but I once saw comments under an art of some video game character complaining how hard it was to beat that said character from the game they're from. Like these comments were literally throwing out all the meta/technical jargon about them 😂
@dragonITH-nk3yk Ай бұрын
Was it Malenia
@StarryPenguin Ай бұрын
@@dragonITH-nk3yk No It was Eikþyrnir from Fire Emblem Heroes :)
@tracyblanchard7663 Ай бұрын
God, FE:H got to be so much. I played it when I was in high school, but now all the weapon and ability descriptions are like a paragraph long at least
@nullmori715 Ай бұрын
@@StarryPenguin dawg I can't even type that
@StarryPenguin Ай бұрын
@@nullmori715 Me neither. Copy and Paste for the win 😂
@RisingJay Ай бұрын
3:51 easily the most based r34 user of all time
@spyke7311 Ай бұрын
TRUE!
@DarwinskiYT Ай бұрын
I agree with Shadow
@dannyondeeznuts Ай бұрын
good old shadow
@kakyoindonut3213 Ай бұрын
probably the best r34 comment of all time, a shame the mods likes gooning more than having fun, and deleted it
@ItsTheMopFr Ай бұрын
Fr
@futsk01 23 күн бұрын
Guys, I think that last poster likes the Puff woman
@legokingcandy 10 күн бұрын
1:26 it’s a left for dead 2 reference. Ellis always makes reference to shit that him and Keith get up to.
@SumiYokai Ай бұрын
4:53 When the gooners turn out to be the nicest people you've ever seen :
@user-df2fl1pj6q Ай бұрын
I was waiting for a turnaround, like "I got catfished" or "she dumped me"😂
@_AnCub_ Ай бұрын
Me too@@user-df2fl1pj6q
@user-qy3vl2rb6n 28 күн бұрын
@@user-df2fl1pj6qbro same i was waiting for that comment but i was pleasantly surprised
@agentblackbird9435 24 күн бұрын
I swear I’ve seen that thread before, but I don’t remember what the art was about
@CrizzyEyes 23 күн бұрын
Every time I see RL relationships mentioned on R34 it's extremely wholesome.
@rakesiar Ай бұрын
1:30 Ellis is a fictional character from the video game “Left 4 Dead 2”, he is most known for spouting stories about him and a friend called “Keith” when the other survivors are alive during times such as taking elevators. Keith is, likely, not an actual person and is just Ellis coming up with stories to try to cheer up his friends.
@Nikstanski Ай бұрын
Have I ever told you about my Buddy Keith?
@JohnMkrv 28 күн бұрын
"Alright, but there was a goat"
@koganeitou 25 күн бұрын
I respect and appreciate you for not going sicko mode on censoring here. I find it surprising no one's mentioned it yet actually. Even considering the type of video that this is, sacrificing the monetization, ad-revenue, and non-age-restriction, is a decision most people would not be willing to make. And the quality for this video remains pristine because of your choice. Otherwise, considering everything that's in it, it would have been so atrocious with bleeps, covering all the words, etc. I thank you Saltydkdan. I am considering to subscribe now
@Pistachios_The_Parasite 7 күн бұрын
Never thought they are like comments like these in a digital footprint website.
@gingin7960 Ай бұрын
3:26 we finally have a whimper audio of Saltydkdan
@Nationleader Ай бұрын
real
@frownyclowny6955 Ай бұрын
Never have I wanted that to exist less
@cproductions8146 Ай бұрын
Ohno
@strayYTuser Ай бұрын
4:28 works too
@pieofchart Ай бұрын
It wouldn't have been possible if not for Texas Technical College
@MrFlame-zk5cy Ай бұрын
Very bold of salty to put almost a minute and a half of audio of thirsting over Mrs. Puff on the internet
@christophercampbell6884 28 күн бұрын
that digital footprint is gonna be wild 💀
@plasma8638 23 күн бұрын
WE NEED A PART 2 THIS SHIT IS TOO FUCKIN FUNNY
@Gebroses1 22 күн бұрын
This video made me laugh a lot, thanks
@michaelcruz4348 Ай бұрын
Salty what the fuck. Are you in danger? Is this a cry for help?
@ToadSparkster Ай бұрын
i dunno
@PurpleFisho Ай бұрын
What do you mean? The "R34 Comments Community" are like the funniest and chillest guys out there
@Auralluz Ай бұрын
1:16 That loud incorrect buzzer is a very accurate reaction to this statement.
@Jack-mq4ui 10 күн бұрын
1:27 "My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once."
@Looona_fan 4 күн бұрын
Keith sounds like a fun guy to be with. To bad we never see him.
@ISuperYoloI 16 күн бұрын
this was incredible, we need MORE
@skeepodoop5197 Ай бұрын
5:10 Man, that's would have been so funny if they posted an update saying "nevermind she dumped me, I'm back."
@cameronharding2878 Ай бұрын
That's what I was expecting 😂
@tailpig6417 Ай бұрын
I think I've seen a PHub comment like that
@_AnCub_ Ай бұрын
I was expecting that too
@kermitgotthesickkicks4265 29 күн бұрын
I was hardcore expecting it lmfao
@Talkyeuueurudhfj 25 күн бұрын
I've personally seen one exactly like that
@justsomeguy5298 Ай бұрын
The guy ranting about Ms. Puff just sounds like salty ranting about Rouge
@Looona_fan Ай бұрын
Keep salty away from dark caves.
@justsomeguy5298 Ай бұрын
@@Looona_fan what the fuck does that mean- ooooooh
@Looona_fan Ай бұрын
@@justsomeguy5298 yep
@lancesmith8298 Ай бұрын
I have been this guy, but about [name withheld]. It was fun. It was a crap moment of my life, but that specifically was fun
@Graveyardgirl33 Ай бұрын
@@lancesmith8298 i have been that girl but about another fictional character, it's fun until you are so down bad you start recognizing the artists
@otaviol.c.5586 22 күн бұрын
finally a video that has long ever lingered in my mind since the day i learnt what R-34 had comments.
@mrsteague55 26 күн бұрын
Part 2 please! This is amassing.😂
@John_gerrt Ай бұрын
7:12 he’s Steven
@AzidDrop Ай бұрын
He sure is
@CabronPR Ай бұрын
It's indeed Steven
@connorbeith3232 Ай бұрын
KroboProductions reference :)
@TuxxyScout Ай бұрын
Guy's... he's Steven
@Th3Rand0mn3ssh0wdude Ай бұрын
Yo y’all might not believe me but… *he’s Steven*
@DragonsamaYT Ай бұрын
5:18 the usernames makes this look so dumb it’s funny
@wooper2654 26 күн бұрын
Thanks Lynn!
@SunnTsu 7 күн бұрын
Most of these interactions were more normal than i expected
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