"A splitting headache that comes from other people being alive." Mood.

"Juiblex poops out cute slime girls" Me: praise be to juiblex

Npc: you guys have a blue demon in your party My tiefling: IM NOT A DEMON

"A lot less sexy than the lord of pleasure is Yeenoghu" I mean, that's a matter of perspective.

"likes to eat people" Me : cool "And breaks people's Minecraft servers" Me:That monster!!!!

Weirdly Juiblex is one of the most intelligent demon lords(seriously, his int is 20), he could 4d chess your ass but he just can’t be bothered. Also this gem from the blob himself “The most fearsome monster I ever saw had two arms, two legs, and one head, and on its head was a face with two eyes, two ears, one nose, and one mouth, and above this face grew a mop of hair. Everywhere else, the creature’s flesh was mostly pink and bare. Mostly. Makes my slime crawl thinking about it.”

The Demogorgon is fun as a DM since if you're running an adventure through the abyss. You can have it lumber past a high cliff that the players are standing on as an intimidation tactic.

"The management of the river doesn't like the Demons, so they start slapping them with sticks."

Bet the opening line of basically aberrations will be something like: "if you thought demons where bad".

The layers of the abyss are not *actual* layers stacked on top of each other. They are just numbered by the order in which people found out about them.

Jubilex: Chonk and hongri

"He eats everything and poops out cute slime girls." ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE GOD! I know who I'm making a Warlock pact with for my next character!

2:03 "Writes "yes please" under sex" I think I'm crying

The difference between devils and demons based on what you do if you find them: Devils - First, if you have the luxury, try to find out why that devil is there and what are it's intentions wich may prove difficult (devils can be surprisingly diverse and layerd individuals), it's probably up to no good but that does'nt mean that it's doing something so evil you whould have to intervine, if you have to aproach it remember that devils have the minds of businessman and because of that it will probably try to make you do something useful to it before they start becoming agressive, at this point some negociating skills or knowladge of a legal sistem might help you since they will most likely try to strike a deal with you and even though they are still evil creatures, they are surprisingly okay with letting you go if you manage to out smart them on the terns of the deal (something that is not in any way easy, but it's possible), overall, trying to kill the devil should be one of the last things you should try to do since it will comeback sonner or latter, and it will be VERY pissed with you Demons - kill it, KILL IT HARD, there is no such thing as overkilling a demon, there is just making sure it's gonne, if you cant kill it them run far away, when you think you have ran enough, run a little bit more to be shoure, if you cant run then start praying for your death to be painless (it wont) and that if it try's to rape you (wich it probably will) that at the very least it will try to be gentle (it wont)

2:23 A lot "less sexy" than the Lord of Pleasure is Yeenoghu" Excuse me?

*Demon Lord:* "MORTAL! GIMME YOUR SOUL!" *Me, le Old One Warlock:* "Nope. Try to take it by force and my man Hastur will-" *Demon Lord:* "We have Quasits. You can have a castle full of them as pets." *Me, le Demon Lord's Future Employee of the Month:* "DEAL!"

Juiblex is my kind of guy, I would gladly sacrifice him thousands of people for some cute slime girls :D

This just became my Reference video for any non-Wizard who wants to research the Abyss.

Demons: HAHA WE ARE ALL POWERFUL *Heavy metal starts playing* Demons: *Sweating* Oh shit

I took a sip of coffee right when you said "He hongri" and I spit coffee all over my keyboard so THANKS FOR THAT.

Demons just having “corrupting things is fun” as their primary motivation is really simple but also really really interesting

Graz'zt is the only true lord here.

*”The longer the Icon of Sin remains on Earth the stronger he will become”*

0:41 "That's how Mafia works."

Also another interesting tid bit is Jubilex and Zuggtomoy are on the same lair of the Abyss, so they hate each other since they are always fighting over turf. (I been running Out of The Abyss and I think that's right)

wait are we going to have BASICALLY DEVILS!!!

You forgot to mention that Zuggtmoy shares her domain with Juiblex and that she wants him gone but doesn't have gak-be-gone.

1:39 Demogorgan is also suicidal(?). Both heads always try to kill the other, even though one can't survive without the other, at least, I think

"The longer the Demons stay on Earth, the stronger they become."

DAMN IT! HE DISCOVERED OUR SECRET! LAWYERS TO THE NEXT PLANE!

omg "just really likes blasting rope" made me laugh way harder then it should have!

Thank you for putting this into simple mans terms

Logan, you've given me the best spark of inspiration yet on what to build a campaign around. Mentioning Yeenoghu gave me a huge eureka moment!

You had me at "he hongri"

My theory on how layers get added to the Abyss is that when a demon infection becomes so great that the Gods just cut the area out of existence and hurl it onto the pile and just restore the area to how it used to be before, minus any of the idiots that decided to invite the demons into the Material Plane. Meanwhile they also wipe everyones memory that the area had a demon infection.

That is..... one of the most accurate descriptions I've ever listened to....

1:37 idk how this is actually handled in D&D but if I ever get to DM, the rule I'd use if that if you have x heads, your intelligence is multiplied by x but your wisdom is divided by x

This is GOLDEN material for a parody campaign, thanks dude

The KZfaq subtitles call Thargdyjgdgu (guy who made Demons) Thor and I'd just like to say it's pretty funny thinking of Thor jizzing on a plane of existence to make hell creatures

4:46 the longer the icon of sin is on earth, the stronger ir will become

3:34 Sure it's not a god?

Love you and your Vids, thanks logan.

"He eats everything and poops out cute slime girls." *ALL HAIL JUBILEX!!!*

Dude holy shit I didn't think a line like "busted a fat nut of pure evil" would make me fucking die laughing.

Honestly, this is very helpful and informative. I never really read all of the lore in the dnd books, I just learn the specific lore to the campaign I currently play.

OMG this is still the best one yet. Anytime I'm having a bad day and need a laugh, I'll cue this up again. Thank you.

"A big fat asshole who hates noise" is an amazing way to describe a character. xD

Great video. Little nit pick, it's not "The Demogorgon", Demogorgon is his name, not his title or the type of demon he is.

Big Mcthankies for making this

I think I'm in love with you Runesmith ! Excellent video x)

I LLLOOOOOOOOOOOVE these videos!! They are REALLY funny AND informative, and explained in a way that i understand! :D

4:02 "And Everyone's Favorite Psychedelic" Haha

All joking aside, these are really good summaries of Demons. Very nice work.

Finally, now we have all the personality traits of each demon lord for the ultimate dating sim!

First time watching your videos. This is beautiful.

I have never laughed so hard, GOD BLESS THIS ENTIRE VIDEO

discovered your channel. now binging every video thanks

Wonderful video. Thank you for the pronunciation guide!!

I too suffer from a splitting headache due to everyone around me being alive.

And that is why carpet is always a bad idea, because cleaning up demons

These are pretty funny. Well done.

“Orcus is a big fat asshole” really got me ngl

Man, I really like you. Thanks for your videos.😂😂

chuckled a this and the beholder video, you earned a subscriber

Demogorgon's two heads both are constantly plotting to kill eachother.

Brilliant video, many lols were had

Gods, you have to be one of my favorite DnD youtubers. I'd recommend you to anybody interested or currently invested in the game. Always excited when you post something new. Keep on keeping on, guy.

She is the patron of people who leave their washing up too long, not what you said.

level 1: Dretch level 100: Balor That's how Abyss works

Thanks for the content.

Watched this video several times before I saw "blasting ropes". Love it.

"HE HONGRI" Hello i might be Juiblex

I wouldn't be able to play a game with this dude if he is this funny during the game.

Ya missed that Jubilex isnt actually Jubilex tho Hes a much more powerful and anchient diety; Ghaunadaur, who acts in the abyss in the image of Jubilex but is more powerful than any demon lord and older than most gods

Great video!

Your vids are super useful to a new dm like me. Thanks man. Really. Also a vid on devils would be cool too if you got that going

Great video! Very funny.

3:35 Ah, a man of taste.

I really liked this video!

I love your videos keep it up 👌

Amazing!

3:24 "HE HONGRI"

I love this video

One way to look at them is like a virus, spreading across the world causing widespread panic. Wait...I recognise this from somewhere

I've watched this video about 8 or more times, and only just now noticed the very subtle echo effect placed on the words "Fat Nut" during the intro.

One of the favorite parts in the Legend of Drizzt series was when he cut Demogorgon in half.

D&D Baphomet has almost nothing in common with the Baphomet of IRL myth/folklore and is honestly just "the OG Minotaur but a really big demon", which is why I personally prefer to change his name to Asterion (that's the actual birth name of the original Minotaur in Greek mythology, BTW).

I love your content

While I like the art for the DND Demon Lords, I can't help but feel the art of the lower demons is far too cartooney disney and clean. Now Warhammer has some badass daemon art!

It’s so strange to go from the Schools of Magic videos, where he talked super calm, as if teaching a class, to this video, where right out of the bat it was just... WHOO! Awesome. Truly amazing.

Thank you Logan, very cool!

Very humorous . Thanks for sharing .

4:30 loving the darksouls reference

My favorite video so far... easily

This is the kind of lore drop I can get behind.

the whole time you were describing these demons I was thinking of the creative ways the doom slayer would kill them

9 seconds into the video and i lost my shit. Runesmith has earned my sub in literally 9 seconds.

Wow I was dodging this for a while...I now regret that. Very well done

"He hongri." Got me so bad. xD

That use of Dark Souls music on the demon portal was just great