3:11 anime source?

Um, AkChuasilgkdbhfyugbbsrouthdfghdfiojhlly, Blink makes you teleport in and out of the astral plane, not around. the spell that lets you continue teleporting around is far step.

I am playing a simplified DND game with my wife and kids. My six-year-old daughter insisted on playing as a unicorn. We are using elf wizard stats but her mini is a unicorn.

I think I have the best use of the alchemy jug, I had a dragonborn artificer who poured the salt water from the jug into a leather shield, used two swords as an anode and cathode and used his lightning breath to cause electrolysis to happen and create a bunch of h2 gas which exploded. I did a bunch of math with how many mol of h20 and how many mol of h2 would be created and used a bunch of numbers I found from a tesla coil research page and power from actual lightning bolts and it came out to like 700 sticks of tnt. So yeah I used an alchemy jug to blow up a city block.

"Bears scare the shit out of kobolds." They scare the shit out of everyone, dude.

Kobold: Is it racist if it's deserved, though?

I guarantee you.... owls are not silent when they fly

im begging you to stream planescape torment

Oh no, I'm gay now! Why did I have to watch the video all the way to the end?

Wait, I'm only gay NOW?! Gotta have a chat with my partner....

I once nailed a bunch of legs to a boat, and animated them so they could kick in the water or walk us over land

Oh don't say sorry. It'll be gone from me within a month.

Hmm... well, aside from Gygax and his croonies wanting to fill more than a small blurb on a page with 'stuff' to spend your coin on, there were practical uses for every bit of it. Even more so if your a bit of a McGyver, you know? That acid was never 'defined' i.e., we never knew 'what sort' of acid it was. So when a clever player mused, "Hey, what if we pour some of that over priced acid on to that lock!?!" It was generally allowed and agreed upon around the table that the idea had merit, working or not. Lantern? C'mon, man. Ever tried to keep a candle lit in the wind? Poison has many uses, although most 'good' players won't think of them. Like, coating your blades before combat or 'getting rid of those pesky varmints' haunting your castle, and the occasional associate who poured acid onto one too many lanterns for their own good. Ball bearings? What? Are you serious? Awesome stuff, ball bearings. Starting with, 'hey! you can shoot them using slings' to slowing down that pesky ogre hell bent on asking you why you threw that acid bottle.

nice idea but way too gay

I think the only way to kill a vampire troll would be to throw it into running water, which does acid damage for some reason. I think it'd be an interesting case of solving a classic vampire weakness against sunlight with the classic troll weakness against sunlight; it won't kill them, like a vampire, but it will turn them to stone, just delaying the problem until sun-down and you get a pissed off and starving cloud of mist sucking the blood from everyone's pores.

Wait, what do I get if I’m already gay? 😧

Magic of randomness.

4:34 just a heads up there's no non slur use case of the G-word. Just abandon it. Don't say it.

The chains on the unicorn in the UK Coat of Arms, those chains were first added by the Scottish version and were a motif of Scottish heraldry centuries before 1603 (When our King James VI becomes King James I of England). Also I disagree that rainbows and equines can't be masculine; the horn is clearly a very phallic motif.

I think it’s adorable that you think gross freaks and literature is limited to the 1500s. The real timeline is since written word existed to now.

Thank you so much for your informal video about dwarves currently trying to make a civil dispute more interesting between elves of all kinds against dwarves in this was a big help.

I put my party against an ettercap led spider ambush, and it was the deadliest thing at that point in the campaign. For context, these guys just beat a WHITE DRAGON the encounter before.

What does "Brood Twice Daily" means?

Happy pride month!🎉…. SCOTLAND FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

2:54 did you mean omniscient? all the examples you mentioned are of omniscience, not omnipotence.

In all honesty, Pan, despite all his antics, is only average for a Greek god. Zeus, Poseidon, Hermes, Apollo, they all bad. Pretty much any interaction between a mortal and a god, male or female or hermaphroditus, turned out poorly for the mortal. "What's that? Zeus forced himself on you? Well, here's a curse to go along with it." -Every interaction Hera has had with any of Zeus's flings.

Bruh the writing in this is so snippy there’s a joke that took me off guard like every four seconds One of my favorites so far

In the specific context of the British monarchy the lion and unicorn don't refer to England and Scotland. Rather the lion represents the king's secular role as King of the United Kingdom, while the unicorn represents the king's religions role as head of the Church of England. Don't know what the deal with the chains is, though.

The reason for the catoblepas having a death ray is that in their real world mythology they are so utterly ugly that it kills you if you look them in the eye.

Your fridge story reminded me of one of my own. I was on the train home for winter break during my second year of college and I suddenly remembered that I had left some chicken nuggets in the tiny freezer drawer of my mini fridge. My mini fridge that I had to unplug before leaving for break. In a building where I could swear the heat in the winter was kept well over 80. There wasn't even anybody I could get in contact with who could have accessed my room to toss them for me. Everyone had left for break, housing staff included. So the whole time I was home, I could do nothing but dread the stench I'd be returning to. The one slight bit of luck I had was that I'd be returning a bit earlier than everybody else. I'd been hired as an RA starting the next semester and had to move all my stuff to my new room on another floor before everybody else came back. So at least I was the only one who had to deal with it. And yes, it was every bit as bad as I feared. I don't think I was able to eat chicken nuggets at all for over a year afterwards.

The "Lion" on the British and scottish cote of arms are actually leopards. Lions look to the sides, leopards look at you

also was already QAF. but now even more so. ty <3

5:11 and give you gianormous bazoongas

Vaush is gonna love this video

haha your commentary is great. very much enjoyed this video on unicorns. Have you seen our channel? I’m a part of a crew that makes awesome and immersive gaming experiences. You might like it!

I like the idea of unicorns being wardens against evil, but also mixing it in with them being like a rhino: sweet as a puppy if raised by humans, but outside of that it’s like trying to annoy a bear to wake up, you’re basically risking your life being next to one

Wait, what if I was already gay?

This will come useful if i need another thought what i need to develop my villain character. And he is the protagonist too. Since society was corrupted from some heroes that use their hero licenses to do horrible things. And my character wants to get rid of the world of powers since it was the main reason society was so corrupt and unjust

"Forgotten Realms lore" actually the MM is core D&D lore, which just sometimes happens to overlap.

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Oh hey, I use Will Savino's music on my channel lol

Well, the gayness only lasts while I'm within 1 mile of the video.

Omg a 40k reference?!?! Please please do basically 40k

The dog figurine can also talk when animated, and is specifically a mastiff. And I have to say, a talking mastiff that can see ghosts has got to be a Scooby Doo reference, right?

Real question though. Is using a unicorn horn on the end of a spear sacrilege or ordained.

Apparently I’m gay now… huh.

Jokes on u I'm into that shit

June is also clown month! 🤡

Jokes on you, Most of us were already gay 🎉