my first storytime video in quite a while, I hope you guys like it

The boating health teacher is the most violently rural high school thing EVER.

Everyone in the health class: PE Teacher: Sex ed? no. Boat time

adults: Why are there issues with consent and teen pregnancy running rampant now a days? This problem is such a mystery! also adults: sex is icky so lets learn boating safety

"Let me tell you some funny stories about my small town high school!" _proceeds to talk about teachers and administration ignoring thier responsibility to thier students in ways that range from neglect to possible endangerment_ "High school is so weird right?"

Everyone: expecting to learn about sex ed PE teacher: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro-sailor move

LavenderTowne: I- History teacher: Hey kids, y'all want to head down to the *local cult*

Imagine someone in Hayley’s class, stumbling onto this video and being like “Hol up-“

I mean i don't have much as far as high school stories, but our japanese teacher carries around a bottle of holy water and during class time if a student says or does something particularly stupid, he'll "exorcise the demon of stupidity" and toss holy water on them. Its all just fun and a joke of course and the students love it. One of his classes got him a pope costume for his birthday and he got super excited. Also my art teacher forgot i existed once lol

Okay but it’s horrible that he didn’t talk about sex ed, there’s a reason why it’s important. Swear Ohio will get furious with a girl for getting pregnant before marriage but then go and not talk about sex ed. Shit doesn’t make sense.

Calls school about oddly satanic teacher. School staff: “oh yeah, he does that sometimes”

Imagine spending money just to send someone a flower with "You'll regret this".

Teacher: Hey kids we’re going field trip Kid: where Teacher: oh you know the local *cult*

Me, in middle school: So we're learning about how to avoid pregnancy and STDs during sex? School: "If you hold hands before marriage you're gonna get herpes and DIE-"

Tbh that guy who refused to teach Sex Ed when he was literally hired to teach that sucks. Like refusing to teach proper sex ed is, in my opinion, one of the main reasons STD’s and Teen Pregnancy are such big problems

Me: hears ***idaho*** Me, an idahoan: "ah, I already know everything I need to."

This story's actually a lot of fun. So a couple of years ago, my town was having a bunch of scattered snow days and the schools were doing this thing where they were like "we need to up the standard of a snow day so we don't have to postpone the last day of school", so they sent us to school despite there being a huge storm the night before. When we got there, all the power in the school was out and they immediately sent us all to the gym. We were all sitting and talking in the dark while the teachers tried to figure out what to do, when suddenly a raccoon appeared int he corner of the gym. everyone started freaking out and our principal either tried to trap it with a trashcan, or called animal control, idk, the story spread like wild fire. Either way that raccoon's been a legend at my school ever since, to the point where the school literally made us glow in the dark t shirts saying "I survived the (school) blackout" with a raccoon on it. The rest of the day was spent in home room trying to play hang man in the dark waiting for everyone's parents to hastily come pick them up, and eating cafeteria food that was all completely wrong temperatures. Everyone just affectionately calls that day "The Blackout"

When I was in middle school there was this kid who claimed he was vegan and was over the top prideful about it. He annoyed and belittled anyone who wasn’t vegan. So one day I was eating lunch and he sat down and started talking vegan crap, and I noticed and said out loud “you are literally eating a chicken sandwich as we’re talking”. What he said in response just had me on the floor laughing. “Wait chicken isn’t vegan?” I can’t remember his name. I think it was Todd or something.

school: "ok so you're gonna teach these kids about sex ed" guy: "no❤"

in 5th grade there was a kid in my class who told everyone he was an adult trapped in a kids body and that he hit his head on something while fighting in a war and he woke up in a kid body. somehow he was shocked and upset that nobody believed him that was a weird year...

There was a kid at my middle school who climbed into the vents to look at the girls locker room and he fell through the ceiling when the girls were changing for gym.

Here’s my weird story: During Sex ED, the teacher asked if gay people had to worry about pregnancy, and of course everyone said no. But then he said, “WRONG what if a gay man wants to sleep with a woman and what if a lesbian wanted to sleep with a man?!!” The class tried to tell him that meant the person was bi, but he genuinely thought he was right.

You know you went to a small school when you knew every kid in your class on a super personal level

in 6th grade I drew one of those iconic cartoon "s" on my history homework and my teacher told me not to write gang signs on my assignments. I was the only black student in my class. she also gave us extra credit for watching the republican presidential debate, but not the democratic one.

When I was in second grade my family moved to the U.S. from Europe. I was enrolled into an American school without knowing a single word of english except maybe how to count to ten, and I spent nearly the whole year trying to do projects and assignments and stuff to the best of my understanding as I learned english at the same time. Anyway, we had to do this research project on dolphins, and the way my teacher set this up is by somehow finding a stack of little information books on very specific breeds of these dolphins. She would have each individual go up to a crate at the front of the room where the books were when she called them, while everyone else was quietly working on something. When the person she'd called picked their dolphin book, the next person would go. When she called my name, she led me to the little crate, and pointed to it and probably said something like "Pick a dolphin." Keep in mind I had no idea what she said, and all I understood was that she had pointed at the crate. "So it's something with these books," I decided to myself, and looked all the books that were really disorganized, some were on the floor, others were stacked up weird. So instead of just picking out a dolphin book, my third-grade self proceeds to SIT ON THE FLOOR AND ORGANIZE THEM. I took them all out, stacked them next to me on the floor, and put them back in the crate with their spines facing upward because apparently I couldn't stand for book abuse. Needless to say the teacher was a bit flabberghasted when she came over then minutes later to see all the dolphin books neatly displayed (if I do say so myself).

“School is a place where you can do almost anything” Funny story, a kid from my cousin’s high school got detention for tossing a grape to his friend Second story, In my middle school a kid chucked a full water bottle at a girl, breaking her glasses, and got away with it

School: your gonna teach health Teacher; I jUsT sAwEd ThiS bOaT iN HaLF

The creepy gym teacher at my high school: 1. Tattoo on ankle “passion meter” 2. Regular at a strip club and his favorite stripper was a student he taught 3. Is now in prison for embezzlement and elder abuse 🤷🏻‍♀️

this one time in 7th grade, our teacher trusted me and my friends enough to go down the hallway and hold a boom box playing music so that we could see in which areas the boom box would work, but we just ended up running down the hallways blasting rap music and screaming. The funniest part was that nobody caught or punished us.

Our “health class” was basically a hunter safety class. We got our hunting license and everything, which, I never used. We also had a biology teacher get caught by the state for selling drugs to students, but that’s a whole other thing.

My school did the same carnation thing for valentine's day, but one year, basically everyone decided that it was stupid and didn't buy any. So, there was like, GIANT VASES OF CARNATIONS just hanging out in the hallway, blocking the flow of students. It was like I was trapped inside a never-ending garden. But then, during my very last class of the day, one of the school secretaries came into my class with a HUGE bouquet of them. She looked very confused and disheveled and was like "Uhh...these are for Snail Queen???" So, she gives me this giant bouquet of carnations and everyone in my class was like "YOOO is there a card??? READ IT!". So, I noticed that there was a card and all it said was: "EAT OUR TOES, DEVIL". I was like "What the hell?? Why??". I later learned that all my friends banded together to buy me a ton of carnations and that I was literally THE ONLY PERSON THAT YEAR TO GET CARNATIONS. I still have that note on my corkboard, because it's just so freaking insane. It was 100 carnations total from my 3 best friends. (My school later gave the thousands of remaining carnations to a local old persons home btw)

My school hired the basketball coach as the health teacher, and so whenever we talked about a serious topic he'd just- get a guest speaker to come in to talk about it for him. Wasn't even someone more qualified to talk about whatever- it'd just be like "hi I'm John, I own the jewelry shop in the square and I'm here to talk to you about sex ed"

It’s actually really hard to fire a teacher, I had a math teacher in middle school who was incredibly racist. but despite my parents filing a complaint they didn’t even talk to about it, said she had tenure

The “you’ll regret this” note has the same energy as that post about the kid who wrote to his crush out of confusion about love that just said “Get out of my school”

I'm laughing at the Health Teacher who taught boat safety instead, like, w h o a, he actually did it, wowie-

this its a short funny history: so we were in PE class and we were doing the things that you do in PE class you know when out of nowhere there comes a friend of mine and other friends (i was in 7th grade and she was in 8th grade) and she just said, "yeah, i dont wanna hv geomatry class, so i came here" she literaly wanted to skip geometry and hv PE w/ other grade, and the most cursed thing happened, my PE theacher let her stay and i was like WHAT, 15 minutes later her friends on her group called her bc the geometry teacher was verry mad and wanted her on her class and she had to go, but it was epic bc the PE theacher was just like "ok, you can stay but you hv to work". Ill NEVER forget that day.

My school stories: (This doesn't have any of the real names of these people, because they need privacy) 1. A sub once sent my friend to the principle's office because he "Walks funny" Like bish, what da fuq? 2. In elementary, a girl was very rude towards a teacher, and manipulated all of the students into thinking the teacher hurt her, when in reality, she attacked the teacher. Later she literally sent the entire school faculty on a chase through the school. She also was extremely sexual (Rather not talk about that) and creepy. She also had no friends. I learned this on the first day of school when I asked her if she wanted to sit next to me, and she got really excited and said "No one's asked me to hang out with them before!" Really glad I left that friendship. 3. Here are fake names I made to help you understand what happened. Betty : Bully Andy: My friend Maddy: My other friend So I had to go take a test, because I didn't finish it. I had to take it in another room. When I was returning, Betty stormed out of the room. She started ranting about how she was going to the principle's office for no reason, because she did nothing wrong. I entered the room and immediately realized, the room was silent. (Which was strange since they were doing group work) I walked over to my friends and asked them what happened. Betty was bullying Maddy, and told her that she would tell the whole school that she (Had a traumatic problem in the early years of her life, that I will not say because it's the internet and she deserves privacy) When Betty said that, Maddy broke down and Andy stood up for her. Betty then told Andy to kill themselves. Why did Betty say this? Because she knew that Andy was depressed and suicidal. She said to get Andy to actually do it. I then spent the rest of class with my other friends, trying to make Maddy and Andy feel better. Maddy was crying and straight up nearly having another panic attack, while Andy sat there in silence, staring down at their desk with a -sort of- glare on their face. That is why Betty is no longer in the friend group. She has been completely ignored by our friend group and we haven't talked since. The End.

I can list off so much whack crap that went down at my school: 1. Three trashcan fires inside the school buildings 2. One school year, the fire alarm got pulled 97 times, none of which were for a fire. The one time there WAS a fire, every class stayed in the classroom for like 2 minutes because we all thought it was fake. 3. Had a random mormon priest(?) come to our school and legitimately, on stage, tell us that homosexual sex would kill us?????? 4. Everyone. Every single kid. All 3000+ of us. Got our electives mixed up. SOMEHOW. THE SYSTEM THING THEY USED. MIXED EVERY ONE OF OUR ELECTIVE CHOICES WITH SOMEONE ELSES. it was fixed after a week of school. 5. We had these ginormous trees on campus. Like 60 feet or so tall trees. And one day the whole school got locked down because one kid decided to climb to the top of one of those trees and they thought the kid was going to jumo. That kid was me. I was dared to and I was hoping I could hide in the tree to skip my history class. I felt very shitty when a teacher started crying and begging me to come down.

The teacher: I don't wanna talk about the " s e x " with you so I'm talking about boats Asexuals: haha me

At least your high school mascot wasn’t “The Hillbillies” 😔😔

Me a baby grade 7- “ school sucks” Watches this video-“ hu.... I guess high school will at least be better that yours”

I go to a fine art school, so everyone here is really weird. Once we were playing kahoot, and the theme song that plays when you wait for everyone to enter matches perfectly with “when doves cry”. So out of nowhere, some dude just starts singing “sweet dreams are made of these”, and the whole class just starts singing along perfectly. That was the best day

nobody: literally nobody: sex ed teacher: today we’re gonna learn about bouts lol bouts

I loved the science teachers in my high school. My chemistry teacher brought in bunsen burners and had us make smores over them. ( he is currently somewhere in the Mediterranean with his fiance ) My bio teacher in highschool called up the principal, told him we were going on a "Nature Walk" field trip, and walked us down to the local Dunkin Donuts to get hot cocoa and donuts. My Physical Science teacher allowed me to rollerskate down the hallways pushing a rolling chair while dressed in a Jake The Dog costume. Good times

My 8th Grade PE teacher was really tough and actually kinda rude. He made me take out my plugs in order to participate in class. I cried trying to put them back on. He was also my Health teacher and for half of the year I sat in the desk closest to him. He would make us watch these old videos about the effects of drug/alcohol use. I would watch my teacher’s bald head turn completely red as I heard him softly cry. I’m talking about I giant, old, bald man CRYING in a corner in the dark! When the video would end, he’d get up and turn on the lights. His face would be reddish pink and he avoided eye-contact with anyone looking at him.

I always wait till the end to hear her say “Leblublubluh.”

That cult school story is truly scary. I can’t believe they would allow staff members to hit students. Love your work! Keep it up!

Story time: Two kids in grade 7, I’ll call them Cory and Ellie, decided it would be ‘cool’ for them to bring and sell vape juice in halls at Break. So Ellie decided to get so from Cory, let me tell you an important detail; this vape juice was not the normal kind it was the super strong, smell it for 3 seconds and get high kind. And It dropped and broke. We evacuated the school but only me my brother and my friends knew why. We were in the safe house thing for 10-20 minutes so that they could clean it up and not make the halls smell like a bunch of vapers came into the school

My principal didn’t believe I was being bullied cuz I’m tall :(

Educational system : Let's talk about sex! Teacher : *DON'T DROWN KIDS* Edit : omg, 687 likes ? °^° Thank youuu !

when you said “local cult” I immediately understood what you meant and that really speaks volumes on rural towns like is this a common occurrence??

When I was in 7th grade we had this classmate who was AWFUL. He'd grab things without permission and then run for you to chase him. I was the only one who stood up for herself and told him it was annoying (I know most of them didn't like it because they'd tell everybody EXCEPT the guy how they didn't like that). So one day he took a rubber that I had, I took it back from his hand and told him "you can't grab my stuff without asking" AND HE GOT MAD??? So he picked up a rubber + pencil sharpener I had AND THREW IT TO THE FLOOR and it kinda broke. I was so mad, I shouted at him for like 5 minutes straight about how annoying he was, my teacher told me to go to the bathroom to calm down (and according to my friends, the teacher scolded him in the meanwhile). When I came back he started shouting "you're a monster!!! you screamed so loud!!! you're crazy!!!" and I obviously ignored him because he was a dumbass. So, fast forward some days, he literally grabbed another classmate's HEAD AND TRIED TO KNOCK IT AGAINST A TABLE AND THEN A WALL but I guess I am the crazy one, right?? Anyways he wants me to forgive him but I can't trust him because the year after that he told me I was his best friend just so he could copy off my homework. So no, I don't think I will forgive him

Here’s my fun situation- I’m in sophomore right now, and the high school I currently go to is completely sports biased. I originally enrolled because it was a free/ public school and they claimed to have a great art program. That’s not the case at all. Now don’t get me wrong, I absolutely loved my art teacher. She was great. But she had very minimal funds to work with and most of our classes where just fun little projects to work on, not actual visual art lessons. So I thought, okay, this is just first year and this art class is more for people being forced into it rather than for aspiring artists. But when it came time to choose classes for this year, there where no good picks for visual arts/ cartooning. There was a class that focuses on visual arts portfolios, put that seemed to be more realistic painting. And it’s not only visual arts thats lacking, they have no decent music classes either. They have band, but they don’t even really teach anything. They just throw you sheet music and tell you to learn that for homework (or so I’m told by many) - In summary my school can spend 1.4 million dollars on a new gymnasium, have a sports team for every known sport to man, but they can’t have one good cartooning class. And on top of all that, my first year I enrolled for art electives early. They tried to push me out to make room for a different student who enrolled late. When we insisted that I get my spot back they told us that “it’s not a big deal” and “it’s just doodling”

Anyone else always stay to hear her say “Leblebleble” at the end? 😂

“How not to drown.” *sweats nervously* (I’ve almost drowned a couple of times)

In my high school, during my health/sex ed class, they brought in this weird guess speaker who told this story about how she was date raped and because of that it meant she was "tainted" and how she was able to "atone" for that or something. The point she was making was that getting raped was somehow her own fault and also made her a worse person. I went home and told my mom about this, and she looked these people up and apparently they were with the Unification Church aka 'The Moonies.' She gave the principal an earful about how it was really stupid that our school allowed them to show up and give this bizarre talk. The vice principal came into our class a few days later and said sorry lol.

A high school story about another unsanctioned field trip One of my science teachers was 100% done with everything. My class was mostly problem kids and slackers and only two or three people actually tried to learn anything. (Most of what I learned in that class was from the psychology videos I watched on my school laptop after my work was done.) One day she decides to take us out to Steak n Shake. No warning, no planning, just "hey we're going to Steak n Shake and don't tell anyone or I'll get in huge trouble." This definitely raised some red flags, and when I voiced this concern (parental permissions? At least having someone know where we were in case someone got in an accident?) she let me stay back. So I and one other student stayed in that classroom for the entire long period while everyone else grabbed an early lunch at Steak n Shake. No one got in a car accident and the other girl and I sat alone in the classroom and listened to Dear Evan Hansen, but that whole thing still rubs me the wrong way. If something had happened to them, only we would have any idea of where they were. We were completely unsupervised and I'm pretty sure it was illegal to leave us with no adult supervision for over an hour. I ended up reporting it to my guidance counselor, but thankfully the teacher never found out it was me.

My middle school replaced recess with what they called "nutritional break" and then OFFICIALLY shortened to "nut break." Everyone's schedules had "nut break" written on them, the announcements would say "time for nut break," it was so weird. On Fridays, nut break was replaced by "dance break" where the admin played music over the loudspeakers and we would be forced to dance in the hallways for ten minutes.

"Wasnt aware that was something a person could do" My stupid self: *Hamilton*

The only school story I wanna tell is my graduation. Everyone got clapped for, even if out of pity by teachers, until you get to me. I kid you not, not a single person clapped, not my 3 friends I'd been talking to, not my parents, not even a teacher. I thought I was just nervous and couldn't hear but the whole event was streamed and my boyfriend who was watching from home confirmed, not a soul clapped. It was silent. My self esteem has been tanked and I haven't spoken to anyone from my school since. That shit hurt

As a student in French Immersion in a Canadian Province that can barely speak proper English, let alone French, teachers that could speak and teach the language were pretty seldom, so a couple of our subjects were doubled up with the same teacher. One of the most noteworthy was my 8th grade Science teacher also being our Health teacher. She also never taught us anything related to sex ed, unfortunately, and would instead use our scheduled Health periods to do extra practice work for science :/ we never learned anything at all about it from her. When we told our French Language teacher however, she was appalled (much like your science teacher!), and gave us a two-day crash course on anatomy of both genders, birth control methods, and general safe sex practices. It was pretty gross as a relatively uninterested 13 year old girl, but looking back now I really appreciate the fact that she gave us such good information even at a young age, and was really open and honest with us :) (We did get an actual class on it again in 9th grade too, where the teacher actually taught us, lol)

My school did a similar thing for Valentine’s Day, but instead it was Hershey kisses tied to look like a rose. Most people just bought them for themselves/their friends. A story from school that I remember was my sophomore talent show where a few groups did tiktok dances, a 6th grader tried singing wine red, and I sang friends on the other side and accidentally choke holded one of the guys doing the performance with me.

"they signed a contract so they are allowed to hit kids" SHOULDN'T THAT BE ILLEGAL?? IN SOME WAY??

The only crazy thing that happen at my school was that my ex smashed his head through a door window at school during 7th Period.

That last one... yikes. I have a few crazy stories from high school. 1) This one isn’t too bad. My history teacher was on his way to the bathroom during our break when he heard voices coming from the boy’s restroom. Apparently a group of freshmen boys had decided to create their own ozone from vaping so much in the bathroom. My history teacher told us that the amount of vapor was so great that it was pouring out of the door as soon as he opened it. 2) One year, the senior prank was to release cows on campus. It took staff hours to collect them, the school was also rather... messy by the time all the cows had been removed. 3) This one isn’t funny, but a few years ago the senior class decided it would be a good idea to kill a goat and hang it out in the courtyard for everyone to see as their prank. Thankfully I wasn’t in high school when it happened, but I have a friend who was. I have more, but it’s just what you would expect from a semi rural high school. Suffice to say, I can’t wait until I graduate.

this one time in health class um we were supposed to make skits about different kinds of birth control and these kids went behind a whiteboard and played the song let’s get physical ......

Fact: in one year of school, someone asked our History teacher if Greece was in Africa. Someone else in RMPS asked if Iron man was a true story. I kid you not.

Omg i cant believe that "health class" teacher. We had a male teacher who was too embarrassed as well... but he just chucked on an educational movies like "how babies are made", "why is my body changing?" "what are stds?" Etc and left the room to read a book outside, like at least he somewhat attempted to educate us even if he didn't actually do anything himself.

"Uh umm ok kids i don't really wanna talk to you about uhh ya know, Sooo im going to teach you boating safety instead. Ok so before you go you need a life jacket-"

After a recent American school shooting I had a white kid “joke” infront of me and another hispanic kid that he was going to shoot all of the Hispanics in the school and he didn’t get suspended when I told my white teacher so instead my dad had to meet with the school security guard and even then he was only suspended for a week. My sister was also suspended for a week for throwing a blueberry muffin at someone and missing.

In middle school, we had a kid who was a huge troublemaker. He would talk about dropping out, was super rude, etc. One time while I was sitting at my desk writing, he just went off on me and cursed then tried to blame me while I sat there confused. Another time he broke my model airplane I had spent hours on (very sad it was the most beautiful thing I ever made at that point.) The real kicker was when he suddenly disappeared. Turns out, he burned down the local historical pavilion with a cigarette and got caught by the cops. He wound up getting a mugshot. His name was Blaze. It was clear something was wrong at home. Wherever you are, I hope you made it through.

Students: I can't wait for home ec :) School: Best I can do is some wood

"Everything you've been taught about slavery is wrong" I'm so curious how one would follow this up.

THAT LAST STORY THOUGH- I'd be like: "Bruh Im an Atheist."

"I wasnt aware that was something a person could do" Me: HAMILTON?

The teacher that taught health at my middle school was the science teacher, and in science he talked in the most monotone voice and the most expressionless face and he would just tell us the answers after class. Also, i guess my uncle knew him in high school and I overheard him telling my mom that "Dirty Dan" was my science teacher ✌😎

Sent by Ethan Becker. He told us to say something like “You’re not art, Ethan Becker is art!”. Which actually translates to “he thinks you made some good points in your recent video about bad art advice”.

Sex Ed Teacher: *Teaches about boats instead* Now that's what we call a pro gamer move

Rural schools are always weird You got horse girls And theres always that one kid who only listened to pumped up kicks M as a religious person that last one makes even me uncomfortable like yeesh

Health class: if you're gonna do anything be safe Me: *wears a life jacket*

LavenderTowne: talking about her rural high school Me who goes to a new age hippie school with a character education program that promotes empathy, suddenly realizing how lucky I am: . . .

Alternate Title: The American Education System is terrible

Secretary : I can't believe my job is to write out kids crappy love notes. Welp, what's next... "You'll regret this". Oohhhhh *sips tea* now this is some peak drama

Ethan Becker says never to listen to you, but also that all your suggestions make sense 😆🤣

My principle in middle school had a weird obsession with slam poetry and we held mandatory competitions every couple of months, everyone had to compete! It was so mind-numbing to listen to 800 bad poems but so anxiety-inducing when it was your turn to present. Also, one of my literacy teachers called my essay terrible in front of the whole class and then gave me an A.

We were taking a test about the weather and we had to switch notebooks with our partner. After you checked the answers the teacher would say, "if your partner only got three wrong stand up". And he would do that all the way to zero. If your partner was still standing because you got them all right, he gave them candy. Not the person who got it all right but the person checked the notebook of the person who got it right. So the person who got the 100 got nothing and the person who checked the notebook got candy.

LavenderTowne: I wasn’t aware that was a thing a person could do- Me: **happy Hamilton noises**

bro, we had a kid in middle school who pulled a knife on someone, also in my sophomore year of high school, there was a group of like 15 dudes who got expelled.

I live in a very religious state (I'm religious myself) and my health classes were amazing! I was actually super taken aback when I heard other's experiences.. The class time before we'd start the sex ed chapter my teacher said, "On Wednesday, we're starting sex ed. Remember, we're all human, it's not weird." The first thing we had to do that day was toss a ball and if you were the receiver and caught it, you had to yell the next part of one of the reproductive organs. Yes, yell. Whether that was penis, fallopian tube, vagina, etc, you YELLED it. The whole point was to break the awkward the first day and it worked. She had a question box, but none of us needed to use it. All of our questions DID start with something like, "This may seem silly," or something to that degree. But, being one of the students listening to those questions, it dawned on me that I DIDN'T CARE! And if I didn't feel like it was that big deal, then surely other students thought the same and I could ask any question I felt needed to be asked without being judged. We all have bodies. If we can watch movies of people being killed horrific deaths, we can take some talk about our bodies.

school: we don't have the funds for students to learn how to survive in their house. school: school: school: gUESS THEY CAN MAKE THEIR OWN HOUSE THEN

In my “sex ed” class we talked about hunter’s safety instead. I guess that’s what they get for having the football coach teach us about sex. Anyway, the science teacher didn’t find out, but thankfully it was already a unit so...

I'm a freshman this year, so I don't have any highschool stories yet, but I do have a few tales from middle school. I went to a STEM school for middle school. (It has a highschool, but I decided to transfer to the local public school because they have a marching band with 300+ members and 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕.) The general population was weirdos and nerds, and those who weren't weirdos or nerds either left of their own accord or were shunned. Also, all the teachers were super chill. So, as you can imagine, the 700-ish weirdos and nerds did some weird stuff in their free time. Here's just a few of such events. A guy cut a battery in half and went around offering people five bucks to snort the dust. Thankfully, no one agreed. Another guy a year later stabbed a battery and some of the juices arched up directly into his eye. Someone was moving away, and his last day was Halloween, on which we were permitted to dress up. He wore a gorilla costume and dragged around a doll of a little boy all day. (Harambe, in case you didn't get it. We're in Ohio.) He received no punishment, as it was his last day. Two guys, one with a 3d printer and cadding skills and one with way too many friends, made a business selling small 3d-printed items (butterfly combs, fidget toys, etc.). Each item they sold had a respective drug nickname - for example, butterfly combs were called heroine. We had an ongoing project that went from 6th grade up to senior year, a personal website we coded ourselves called our portfolio project. We received new requirements each year, which we worked towards on our own schedule with occasional check-ins from our advisor. One girl had a page of her website that consisted of the entire Bee Movie script. Another kid was able to recite the entire bee movie script in around thirty minutes. He also memorized the USSR national anthem, and often sang it in the hallways. One kid carried a pineapple around with him for a week straight. The science teacher made him put it away during a test. In her words, "I don't know how you could possibly use a pineapple to cheat, but I'm not taking chances." The head of IT had a cardboard cutout of Thor in the window of the IT room, except the face was replaced with a picture of his face. You could often see people bowing before it and chanting, "we are not worthy". Someone put salad in her chocolate milk and went around asking people if they wanted "vegan chocolate milk". She was one of the seven members of the infamous crackhead table that loudly did the hokey pokey on a regular basis. Some kid would kneel down in the hallways, press his face against the floor with his arms in some sort of dome around his head, and yell. The resulting effect was loud, echoing noises like that of a whale. We got used to it eventually. Some dude dressed up on Halloween as a ghost busters, except he'd put time and effort into replacing the ghost in the logo with a furry. Someone else was dressed up, jokingly, as a furry. They pretended to fight to the death during lunch. Someone got a cardboard cutout of George Washington and put it in the eighth grade history teacher's classroom when he wasn't there. He keeps it next to his desk chair. We were doing script writing and reading in language arts one time. Groups of five had to take a scene from a book, write it in script format, and act it out in front of the class. One group had a scene in which the main characters were getting pulled over. The script said that the cop yelled, so the guy acting out the cop yelled his lines. Literally. Like, you're-on-the-other-side-of-a-highway-and-I'm-trying-to-warn-you-about-the-axe-murderer-behind-you-but-you're-wearing-headphones sort of yelled. Indoors. In school. We had a spirit week the last week before Christmas break. This included ugly sweater day. Someone wore some sort of elf sweater poncho thing. It wasn't that ugly, but it had real bells attached. And she purposefully walked with a bounce in her step and vigorously fortnite-danced whenever the opportunity arose. Middle school was insane.

School: *has no funds for home e.c.* School: ...*puts everyone in shop class* HIGHSCOOL 100

One time in science class when I was in middle school we did this thing to simulate STDs everyone had a cup of water but two of the cups had a chemical in them where if you put another chemical in it it turns red And we were supposed to swap water with people just to demonstrate how STDs work and for some reason I swapped water with literally everyone and it turns out my cup was the one That had the chemical in it so I ended up doing the entire class STDs

Two stories: 1. These 5th graders were playing a game. One of the boys was playing against a girl. She beats him, so he then proceeds to slam her head into a pole multiple times giving her a concussion. In the end, he really didn't get a punishment, all the school did was make him go to time out and stand at the end of the lunch line. (Don't worry girl is ok now, this was a few years ago) 2. (For extra info, I was a goody-two-shoes in 6th grade) I was in 6th grade and we had the governor come visit our school cause we were special (or something like that) we asked him questions and stuff basically the whole shebang. In the end, our whole class got to take a picture with him. I was put in the back (even though I was kinda short) and they took the pictures. In one of them, I made this face :T. The governor leaves and our day goes on. Skip to the next day and I'm called to the principal's office, one of my friends was walking with me and I joked, "What if I'm getting in trouble cause of the :T face I did." We both chuckled. I enter the principal's office and he tells me I am getting a yellow slip, and that I can't go to recess, and that I have to sit at the bad table, that I can't go on my next field trip. (Now compare my punishment to story number one's punishment)

While I was in 6th grade I had a teacher who I personally thought was bipolar, I was called to the office to get some paper or something, and when I came back I was shuffling my feet cuz I couldn't find my shoes that morning and had to wear my mother's sandals which were very big on me. He starts yelling at me that I disrupted the class, like full blown spittle spewing and red faced yelling that most of my school wing could hear. He than began to mock me and shuffle his feet in a more loud manner than I had and kinda made fun of me. He then slung my desk to a corner and threw a chair OVER MY HEAD. I was told to go sit in the corner and I was practically crying. He didn't get fired.

I remember that time when the teacher told us to pick a club like (art/math/sport...)and I picked art cuz I love drawing BUT they made half of the girls who picked art go to math and art club so I was like why are at a math club and the teacher said that we will color by the numbers I said “but I picked art “ the teacher said that I picked math AND I didn’t it was because I was good at it 😑

Not teaching sex ed is the most American rural high school thing I have ever heard. I'm from Texas and we're an abstinence only state, so my sex ed was "don't"

No one: Everyone in sex ed: *I wasn't aware that was something a person could do*

5:50 oh mi gosh I'm so happy that you got a carnation that's so cut- oh... Oh no. So sorry! Oh man.