Russell Peters - Somebody Gonna Get Hurt Real Bad

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#RussellPeters on Jewish vs Indian stereotypes, his dad's bargaining methods, and the time he tried to call Children's Aid.
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@virenvs905 6 жыл бұрын

Finally, the debut of "somebody gonna get a hurt real bad"

@canag0d 2 жыл бұрын

I saw this shit live years before this JFL set which is 20 years old….

@AzNightmare 7 жыл бұрын

*Watched a few old Russel Peters clips. I realized a lot of his jokes were created and used decades ago... I pretty much heard every one of them in his newer shows, except he's improved the delivery of them like 100x.*

@albarleta2511 7 жыл бұрын

Do you have a link for the best clips?

@AzNightmare 7 жыл бұрын

Al Barleta *No. I don't.*

@ankushsinghal9013 7 жыл бұрын

Use torrent.

@arock_007 6 жыл бұрын

check out his channel

@pinkbutterfly3386 5 жыл бұрын

Yes some are recycled jokes BUT the audience are NOT the same every show

@ASH7388 8 жыл бұрын

You can see how much Russell peters got better at telling his jokes. The same story, same lines, but more mature and developed as he progresses

@SundeepShekhar 6 жыл бұрын

BROOO WTF, I was thinking the exact same thing. this one is not as funny as the on that was a lot later.

@thomasalias8492 6 жыл бұрын

Also, you sorta HAVE to make your jokes short at the beginning because all your shows are shorter. Once you get more fame, you get the 1hour special and only then can you develop your jokes to be longer and better.

@hunterkendrick6294 5 жыл бұрын

So tru

@arcticridge 5 жыл бұрын

and fatter

@ibuucoksiregar9024 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah...Like "somebodey gonna get a hurt real bad" line was a lot stonger now..im amazed

@leizhu2586 8 жыл бұрын

I'm Chinese and my parents used to call me idiot when i don't bargain. In that sense, Asian parents are all the same.

@thatguy69888 6 жыл бұрын

Same lol..and im from indonesia, you know how cheap indonesian stuff is...and they told me to bargain😥

@rajsapkota123 5 жыл бұрын

Exactly man, Even We Nepalese bargain on buying Each and every shit .

@ajay3834 5 жыл бұрын

I'm from India and my siblings and me compete to bargain better 😂😂😂

@theunderrated86 4 жыл бұрын

You can't be an Asian if you never wanted stuff for free.

@gurugobindguchhait3864 4 жыл бұрын

@@theunderrated86 so true👌🏾😆😆

@2TheAbbeyClinic 7 жыл бұрын

Russell Peters is one of those people who just plain looks funny. Even before he says a word, you are in the mood to laugh. Thanks.

@shyren4468 2 жыл бұрын

Can't tell whether this is a compliment or a insult 🤔

@louisthompson8661 8 жыл бұрын

Russel Peters is one of the best comedian I have ever seen

@tre-moon-dous6122 7 жыл бұрын

he owns racial jokes, but you shouldn't say he's the best comedian, Dave Chappelle is King

@KP-by4eu 7 жыл бұрын

dave chappelle only do Black jokes well, aka drugs, police, ...

@user-nm1mn9sn8k 6 жыл бұрын

Louis Thompson tell me about it

@seekerotruth4963 6 жыл бұрын

Syahrul Anwar I agree!

@seekerotruth4963 6 жыл бұрын

Khoi Pham He actually exposed the evils of our society in his jokes. This is especially evident in his stand up comedy on difference between man and woman.

@MrCarmenator8 6 жыл бұрын

My mom still hangs up the wooden spoon she used to smack me with, it's like decoration now smh

@uaecars 6 жыл бұрын

My god it hurts so bad to see the tool used to get beaten with is a decoration, same story here

@nattsojaqs9822 6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 "Let this be a reminder, boy!"

@brianmannion7097 5 жыл бұрын

Haha ya. Now I just use that shit to cook food with.

@comettamer 2 жыл бұрын

Freakin trophy lol. Damn thing should have a smack counter on it.

@kanegarvey848 Жыл бұрын

@@kim15982 Par 4

@glassesguy8079 4 жыл бұрын

One of the classic lines of people who like to bargain. "The one at the other shop will give it to me for a lower price."

@papagrounds 2 жыл бұрын

"So, I went home - for the last time" 😂😂

@melissamalcolm1399 8 жыл бұрын

I have watched all kinds of comedians around the world. But, I gotta say this guy is up there with the greatest of the greatest!

@paddy232323 8 жыл бұрын

HE TRULY IS INTERNATIONAL COMEDIAN

@seekerotruth4963 6 жыл бұрын

Derek Sunario bruh you forgot Dave Chapelle.

@Phantom-hy2ix 4 жыл бұрын

@@seekerotruth4963 Nah. Trevor Noah and Billy Connolly. Now those two will make you laugh, till you have no ass.

@7884golfguru 4 жыл бұрын

Devansh Sharma bloody awesome

@ajmalks6298 4 жыл бұрын

@@Phantom-hy2ix Trevor noah is a fucktard

@tswfootball 7 жыл бұрын

Lol you could see this is in Russell's early days, and how much he improved this act later😅

@uudaykumar 6 жыл бұрын

teyzfootball earlier, he didn't use so much For words

@abhiu2398 5 жыл бұрын

Peters used such a light Indian accent for his father. That's probably how he really used to speak. In later years, that accent became way over the top.

@paulbrown2681 4 жыл бұрын

check out a 1997 video his parents are being speaking on that one

@BangMaster96 4 жыл бұрын

Russel Peters is the one comedian who is international in a sense, he can make people from any country of the world laugh hard. Because his jokes don't just focus on one culture, he focuses on all cultures, so everyone can sit in the same room and laugh together.

@comettamer 4 жыл бұрын

When I was growing up, if I'd even CONSIDERED talking to my mom the way Ryan did, I'd have been eating my own teeth.

@gavravdhongadi9824 5 жыл бұрын

Updated version of this joke is really hilarious

@abgeth 6 жыл бұрын

Russel is the best man!! he can do accents, he's been around , he has great stories!

@LASR71 7 жыл бұрын

Canadians were not aware of the "somebody gonna get hurt!" catchphrase, lol

@rasulali4690 4 жыл бұрын

This one is just my favorite! Hilarious!

@barontaylor7139 8 ай бұрын

His signature bit

@hiteshmaherchandani2883 5 жыл бұрын

i love you, thanks for making me laugh.

@YogeshRana-fg8jr 6 жыл бұрын

He is the best.

@shoutg Жыл бұрын

Like a fine wine, RP's jokes get better with age.

@blanchekonieczka9935 5 жыл бұрын

When my boys were young they occasionally got a beating. Once my oldest said, "I'll call CYS on you" (children and youth services). I replied, "Go ahead and when they get here I'll tell them what you did and they'll beat your behind too!"

@arunk7408 3 жыл бұрын

😆

@Star-pl1xs 3 жыл бұрын

@blanchekonieczka9935 3 жыл бұрын

@@Star-pl1xs by beating I mean a smack on the behind with my open hand. Once they were old enough to reason with, I just took away privileges and they often begged me to just smack their butts and let them play video games.

@bekaanderson5122 4 жыл бұрын

😂 I made a similar threat, then my dad threw our brand new wireless phone at me and said that it will take 17 mins for the cops to get there, so he would gladly beat me until then. I never threatened a single thing again... but I did leave home at 15, so.. yeah, things were tough.

@blisswkc3344 5 жыл бұрын

Thank You sooo much dearest 💐 You’re such an inspiration 🥰 Be Blissful Eternally 🙏🏼😇

@Afnan...... 3 жыл бұрын

0:44 "How much to get in ? How much ? " I searched for this video only to hear those two lines.

@Rubio.jacob559 Жыл бұрын

he got so much better over the years!!

@Emily-pv3kg 7 жыл бұрын

he isn't wrong about getting beaten...

@missundies 4 жыл бұрын

That's fucked up. I would never beat my daughter, or any kid.

@cannondom1096 4 жыл бұрын

@@missundies good....good for you when they start acting disrespectful don't call teenagers program.

@missundies 4 жыл бұрын

@@cannondom1096 What? A teenager program? I don't even know what that is. In my country it's illegal to beat your kids, as it should be, my brothers and my sister has respect for our parents, and we can come to them and talk about anything, same with my daughter, we talk and we solve things together. She's a competent human being, not a toy or a doll, she has emotions, thoughts and opinions that I respect. We have never, ever argued, she has never even raised her voice at me. If you have to beat your kids to get them to respect you and listen to you, you're doing something terribly wrong.

@cannondom1096 4 жыл бұрын

@@missundies oh that's nice but it shouldn't be illegal in all countries and I know for a fact in the Caribbean no law gone stop no parent kids are very disrespectful you can talk to some and they listen but what about the rest .-.?and no I don't have kids but I use to get whooped buy my parent and teacher and I thank God because if i didn't i wouldn't be here alive and i would not be listening to anyone so getting whoop isn't always a bad if that's your opinion it's yours I don't wish to whoop my child/children in the future but if they can't behave after I talk and try to reason then we know whats going to happen but if I have a daughter I'll never hit her .

@missundies 4 жыл бұрын

@@cannondom1096 Do you think it should be legal for other men to hit their daughters? How much "whooping" is too much, where should the legal line be drawn? How old should the kid be for it to be legal to hit them? And what about the fact that your idea of a "whopping" is miles different from what other men and women consider a "whooping", for example you might think of a "whooping" as spanking your kid a couple of times on their butt, another man might think it's okay to hit their daughter, one time, with a fist on the jaw.

@sothiachhoeum87 4 жыл бұрын

Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad 🤣😂

@mehuljeet 5 жыл бұрын

I have seen this 5 times

@pema4366 5 жыл бұрын

just recently moved in australia , cant stop bargaining mannnn that is in our gene

@NTB1977 4 жыл бұрын

fantastic!

@radeonblue1816 4 жыл бұрын

Many times I hear the same joke but it is always a real fun.....

@srdtao9505 7 жыл бұрын

Legendary.

@bodaciousbecky718 3 жыл бұрын

Epicness

@ExPresident 5 жыл бұрын

my mom used to beat me and my siblings when we were young, but not without a lesson. my aunts did that too. now that they are old, and we are matured we remember those lessons that taught us to become more disciplined individuals and parents. thanks to our mom and elders who didn't hesitate to correct us when we did wrong :-)

@skwisgarskwigelf7191 3 жыл бұрын

How can tell if an Asian person broke into your house? Your homework will be done, your computer will be fixed and they’ll still be backing out of the driveway 😂

@willt.9654 8 жыл бұрын

That's one long coat...

@vaniesindana4986 4 жыл бұрын

i think so too! :D

@muhammadnouman7492 5 жыл бұрын

Legendary

@CaptainSurf 4 жыл бұрын

Spot on hahaha!

@alexcrawford5350 10 ай бұрын

“In that time, *somebody gunna get a hurt real bad.* You guys have been a lot of fun, enjoy the rest of your show, thank you.”

@catigaaliboucas6360 4 жыл бұрын

I want to his show and enjoy it very much

@tracezachdaniels4264 8 жыл бұрын

AWESOME....MUCH LOVE.....Tee with LIONS NAMED LEO !!

@Kimmybunny 6 жыл бұрын

He never says “somebody is goana her hurt really bad”!! Anymore!

@miantv5075 6 жыл бұрын

That "out" was so Canadian

@Nicoletta222contessa.castle 4 жыл бұрын

My daughter says I scream like a beast 😂 My partner said parent Punjabi way throw shoes

@robertmcritchie7236 Жыл бұрын

Best comedian in our time...Russell!!! Somebody gonna get hurt really bad!!! Hahahaha

@SLim-ih7lq 5 жыл бұрын

Swear I've heard about Ryan before.

@JoseHernandez-oh3ge 5 жыл бұрын

My dad beat me with a belt and my mom beat me with her sandals.

@anitasmith815 5 жыл бұрын

Hernandez thats a key you get beat spanish. Parents i love it

@TritaniumYT 4 жыл бұрын

My mom's loadout is the wooden spoon with the supressor and sandal extension

@anonymousaccordionist3326 4 жыл бұрын

My family had a yellow painted 1x2 inscribed with "For the occasional bout of the superfluity of naughtiness."

@SK-nc5ji 4 жыл бұрын

Russel’s dad: *Somebody* gonna get hurt real bad Russel: don’t do that... don’t give me hope This is an endgame reference just to let u know

@boogeyman1016 3 жыл бұрын

This was before endgame dude 🤦

@hookemups6710 8 жыл бұрын

Peter Russel was funny as fuck😂

@AngelerFils 6 ай бұрын

Just heard this bit on XM Radio Ch 168 Just For Laughs Canada 🇨🇦😂😂😂

@odonsantos2843 5 жыл бұрын

Russell is one of the best comic,so proud of having a british blood. He always highlight hes east indian.

@aaronmr1584 7 жыл бұрын

this guy is so funny anybody agree？

@agnelaaron1728 6 жыл бұрын

Hey Aaron wassup:)

@SamarIqbal-ye3tg 6 жыл бұрын

Me and l’m Asian.😉🤫

@sothiachhoeum87 4 жыл бұрын

Russell is hilarious 😂🤣

@Cookie-sf6fs 8 жыл бұрын

loved you since day 1 son....keep it coming...cuz we r waiting

@aubreywallace7918 4 жыл бұрын

I love Russell peters he shouda been on kings of comedy he has stage presence we discriminate too much imagine an east Indian headlining a comedy show in US. someone getting fired🤔😎

@cevasco5 6 жыл бұрын

I can't believe he's not that famous in the US.

@sufyan5305 7 жыл бұрын

*I love him*

@MichaelFurburger 6 жыл бұрын

Funny stuff!

@ivanabc1122 2 жыл бұрын

I'm not gonna say who.. Somebody 😁😅

@murphylhunn Жыл бұрын

Amazing to see comedy from before good delivery was invented! Okay theres my hatin comment for the day out of the way

@austinflores8552 Жыл бұрын

His dad: somebody gonna get a hurt real bad Me: well... somebody gonna enjoy it really bad 😜

@alexcrawford5350 10 ай бұрын

“Somebody gunna get a hurt real bad. … Somebody.”

@cpd7172 5 жыл бұрын

anybody know the name of the type of jacket he has got on?

@Houndoomgirl77 4 жыл бұрын

Blazer

@alexcrawford5350 10 ай бұрын

“Shut your mouth! You learn how to bargain!”

@KKsVlogSapatgram 4 жыл бұрын

Good

@alexcrawford5350 10 ай бұрын

“I’ll beat your ass! Somebuddy gunna get a hurt *real* bad toniiight!”

@diksha9496 4 жыл бұрын

He is so much like Rajesh koothrapaly from The Big Bang theory show

@potatoandaflower8063 3 жыл бұрын

Damn young Russell kinda look like Rajesh Koothrapali from TBBT🤣

@Meghnaaad 3 жыл бұрын

His suit is even funnier than the jokes he crack.

@StarvationLwazi 4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@discman15 3 жыл бұрын

Fucking love this joke

@andullahbaharoon3724 4 жыл бұрын

Man I’m 26 years old and my mom still beat my ass 🤣🤣🤣

@chriscipiti3235 2 жыл бұрын

4:12

@derpy._.josiah7985 4 жыл бұрын

Anyone else read the title the way Russel says it

@JonDoe-bj9qu 6 жыл бұрын

Nothing coming nothing lol

@chriscipiti3235 2 жыл бұрын

3:04

@svetaalyonkina724 3 жыл бұрын

🏅👍nice.

@chriscipiti3235 2 жыл бұрын

1:59

@skrillex4u 3 жыл бұрын

Tbh asian parents do have bargaining skills

@vanislefan 3 ай бұрын

Actually gas in the late sixties and early seventies in Canada was 36 cents a GALLON! It cost $6 to fill your car.

@Amaru722 Жыл бұрын

I saw this when it first came out I was only 3

@ChinaLake100 6 жыл бұрын

Russell peters Indian accent was worse in 2000

@bladesway8826 6 жыл бұрын

ChinaLake100 true

@cyanidesan 8 жыл бұрын

532 likes.. wow because never seen more than 150 likes in their entire playlist

@gennesta9296 6 жыл бұрын

Why is "the child abuse" joke sound so familiar ?!? I've heard it from someone else?? Help me comments !

@mjsmcd 6 жыл бұрын

Gen Nesta ariel spears?

@bgill881 5 жыл бұрын

From the same guy.. Russel Peters, in an old concert.

@Joe-tx7pu 5 жыл бұрын

He so young ha'ha

@LadyVoldemort 4 жыл бұрын

Somebody's gonna get real fat... 😂

@KaruliPiran 4 жыл бұрын

Done

@svetaalyonkina724 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gtdm9080 4 жыл бұрын

the original

@fazliemahmud9270 6 жыл бұрын

he is so true about the child abuse .. he thought it was normal but then he realized Ryan dont get beaten

@FBI-ht4wy 5 жыл бұрын

Most Asian parents beat kids just for punishment like spanking, not beat em to death. u should know how to educate your kid. Not dumb as these white prople

@ramosmanufactured 5 жыл бұрын

lol

@jnvolleyballarchive 4 жыл бұрын

You told this same story in Beat your kids

@BoNhatong1402 4 жыл бұрын

Hay

@somisettysaikumar7653 6 жыл бұрын

iam 22 years old my parents still kicks me

@cathytrottier8944 2 ай бұрын

I was 8 yrs old and I heard my older friends say f off, I really didn't know what it meant, one day said it to my mom.... Got my mouth washed out with soap.