Russians Aren't Allowed To Say "War" | Americans Shop Etsy To Boost Ukrainian Businesses

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Vladimir Putin doesn't want Russian citizens to know the truth about what he's doing in Ukraine, and Americans are finding creative ways to get donations into the hands of Ukrainian civilians and small business owners. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@Grimlock1979
@Grimlock1979 2 жыл бұрын
The sanctions are not a declaration of war. They are a "special economic operation"
@a.b.8035
@a.b.8035 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@lanceash
@lanceash 2 жыл бұрын
Hot damn!
@theroldan8675
@theroldan8675 2 жыл бұрын
and gringos licking maduro asss are just nazis being good persons.. lol
@avarmauk
@avarmauk 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaa
@emanuelmota7217
@emanuelmota7217 2 жыл бұрын
Dah!
@theamericafirstpopulist6417
@theamericafirstpopulist6417 2 жыл бұрын
All these Hollywood millionaires thinking they speak for the average American is crazy to me.
@Unknown_Web_User
@Unknown_Web_User 2 жыл бұрын
I am sure that hardworking Americans will be happy to hear that
@alessiodelcastillo1613
@alessiodelcastillo1613 2 жыл бұрын
They should
@fruitypeebils
@fruitypeebils 2 жыл бұрын
“A clean conscience is worth a buck or two.” This shit is insane what happened to colbert
@dr.phylisphical9294
@dr.phylisphical9294 2 жыл бұрын
He sold out you should have seen it clear as day when he was running for the pharma companies aka the pandemic that disapeared when russia came and yes it is dead dont speak on it.
@fruitypeebils
@fruitypeebils 2 жыл бұрын
@@dr.phylisphical9294 ive known. i watched the first month or so of this show because i loved the colbert report before i had to admit to myself that its complete trash. colbert report still rules tho
@dr.phylisphical9294
@dr.phylisphical9294 2 жыл бұрын
@@fruitypeebils he doesnt rule i dont watch sell outs unless i see their shows or movies with captian jack sparrow being a pirate and sailing the high sea's.
@EthanKristopherHartley
@EthanKristopherHartley 2 жыл бұрын
While I understand the sentiment behind the "a clear conscience is worth a buck or two" message, it's useful to remember that there are a lot of people who literally live either a buck or two above the breaking even line, or those who aren't even able to break even. This is something that was being discussed here in the UK before the war due to the cost of living increase. Remember, the oil isn't just going into your car. It's being used to transport goods around the world, to power the factories to build the goods, even to make the containers that the goods are packaged in. As costs were already increasing any extra cost will push more people over the poverty line and will cause deaths, illness and long term effects on the lives of millions. If you can afford it, support your local food bank or charity supporting the poor. They're often the first victims of situations like this and the ones who find it hardest to get back once everything is resolved. ❤️
@deadshot8077
@deadshot8077 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent point.
@frappalina
@frappalina 2 жыл бұрын
Well said!
@puellamservumaddominum6180
@puellamservumaddominum6180 2 жыл бұрын
Ok I'll try to die quickly in Ukraine so you can have lower petrol prices. ⛽
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 2 жыл бұрын
@@puellamservumaddominum6180 Sadly, that is what makes too many Americans pay attention to what is going on in the world.
@notAshildr
@notAshildr 2 жыл бұрын
​@@puellamservumaddominum6180 He's not saying that. What he's saying is that this NECESSARY STEP is affecting more than meets the eye, and that those who can, should support those who don't have the money to pay the new prices right now. It's a time to donate not only to Ukrainians but also to your people back home, which will also pay the price of doing the right thing. Stay strong! The world is moving closer together to make your fight for freedom worth it. Слава Україні!
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 2 жыл бұрын
Putin: *hides in bunker and refuses to allow facts that contradict him to exist* America and Germany: Hey, we’ve seen this one before.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully we got the German ending for this one.
@nsaurabh25
@nsaurabh25 2 жыл бұрын
He's a bodybuilder and a trained black belt. He can literally fight anyone!
@darensmith6705
@darensmith6705 2 жыл бұрын
Read the excellent book Learning from the Germans! The Germans have learned a lesson! The USA needs to admit its sins - like slavery! Just saying! German- American here! 🇩🇪🇺🇸🇺🇦🌻🇺🇦🌻🇺🇦🌻
@Aleks_Ovski416
@Aleks_Ovski416 2 жыл бұрын
@@gamepapa1211 Idk, Id rather see this one put on trial, humiliated and shot publicly.
@ernestjamesmusic995
@ernestjamesmusic995 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a reasonable guy. Do you really believe that's true? He's not hiding, he's not devoid of facts, and he's in charge of the largest nuclear arsenal in the world. If idiots like you were in charge you'd kill all of us...
@AvengingOttsel
@AvengingOttsel 2 жыл бұрын
The price of gas effects the price of everything else so when food prices go up it’s a result of higher gas prices
@franklinturtle9849
@franklinturtle9849 2 жыл бұрын
Colbert is in an ivory tower chanting "Let them eat cake!"
@CHAOSmusic-2019
@CHAOSmusic-2019 2 жыл бұрын
Putin 👉 Put-in jail ! I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦✌️🇺🇦
@owenmersk4626
@owenmersk4626 2 жыл бұрын
We really need to hold radical rich white activist George W Bush accountable for his war crimes too. And we stand with the people of Yemen and Palestine and Somalia too!
@mikeoxbig9392
@mikeoxbig9392 2 жыл бұрын
Putin: You’re not allowed to say ‘war’. Ron DeSantis: You’re not allowed to say ‘gay’.
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc 2 жыл бұрын
Golden!
@lawrencelampke6007
@lawrencelampke6007 2 жыл бұрын
You see the beginning of Russian influence here in America,at least in the GOP
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 2 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine if the tangerine twit was still POTUS? OMG.
@sprybug
@sprybug 2 жыл бұрын
@@lawrencelampke6007 Yep. All authoritarians are alike.
@freya8133
@freya8133 2 жыл бұрын
If I were in Florida I'd let him know that I'm very happy and gay 🎉🎊😸🥳😁😆
@joewright9879
@joewright9879 2 жыл бұрын
2:37 Stephen isn’t worried about the high price of gasoline, he said he’d even be glad to pay $15 per gallon. According to an article by Dawn Allcot, “In 2019, he (Colbert) extended his contract with CBS through 2023, with a salary of $15,000,000 (million) per year.”
@R9000S
@R9000S 2 жыл бұрын
“Let them eat cake!” He makes 20m a year
@robsayer8028
@robsayer8028 2 жыл бұрын
He also said that he drives a Tesla - I think his comment was "tongue-in-cheek".
@jotatsu
@jotatsu 2 жыл бұрын
"Comedians should not punch down..." "Except poor people, fick poor people" Colbert.
@midsummersnight3848
@midsummersnight3848 2 жыл бұрын
@Rob Sayer Who cares? What he said was elitist, out of touch, and flat out ignorant. And his jokes about this situation were absolutely repugnant. Perhaps I could appreciate them more if they were actually funny. He is 🗑 🚮.
@fenrirgg
@fenrirgg 2 жыл бұрын
You have to work for less than an hour for a gallon of gasoline, it's still one of the cheapest gasolines in the developed world. If you can't pay it you shouldn't have a car because you can't afford such luxuries.
@_Peremalfait
@_Peremalfait 2 жыл бұрын
2:46 Stephen Colbert's Marie Antoinette moment. "Let them drive Teslas!"
@pashablack
@pashablack 2 жыл бұрын
Wedding in TX was a great joke ! Coming from Ukrainian in San Antonio (I know both) ! 😁 Thank you for the links and all the support ! 🇺🇦🇺🇸🙏
@pepsiwepsi1952
@pepsiwepsi1952 2 жыл бұрын
I’m in SA and part Ukrainian! 🇺🇦
@XX2Media
@XX2Media 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, Ukrainians in Texas. What’s next? Germans? Czechs? Oh, wait… don’t we have Shiner Bock around here? Lol
@pashablack
@pashablack 2 жыл бұрын
@Larry Stephen 🤦😂😂😂
@danialhillmann5374
@danialhillmann5374 2 жыл бұрын
@Larry Stephen 😂, not but the Ukrainian "king" has no problem giving people guns to use as meat shields for his puppet a$$.
@pashablack
@pashablack 2 жыл бұрын
@@danialhillmann5374 you have no idea what you are talking about. I got family members and friends defending my country
@kellyg358
@kellyg358 2 жыл бұрын
I want to say this is positively Orwellian but I think, at this point, even he would be saying "Holy sh*t, this is messed up."
@whatabouttheearth
@whatabouttheearth 2 жыл бұрын
Naw, he was in the Spanish Civil War, he understands clusterfucks
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 жыл бұрын
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@tos100returns
@tos100returns 2 жыл бұрын
@@whatabouttheearth And that is precisely why Orwell would say that OP posted.
@vanyadolly
@vanyadolly 2 жыл бұрын
I remember reading '84 as a teen and thinking it was ridiculous... Oh, to be innocent again 😩
@bronztrooper9440
@bronztrooper9440 2 жыл бұрын
Just goes to show that truth is stranger than fiction
@kieferclarkf1674
@kieferclarkf1674 2 жыл бұрын
The reaction of the musician was like "seriously bro are you that smug?"
@nikkiserna3169
@nikkiserna3169 2 жыл бұрын
Hell ya, support the strength of these people!!!
@tonygunk1886
@tonygunk1886 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s like a wedding In Texas with slightly less guns” ☝️ absolutely killed it 😂
@sparkysmalarkey
@sparkysmalarkey 2 жыл бұрын
If you ain't picking bird shot out of each other on the honeymoon, you didn't do it right.
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 жыл бұрын
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@yetison1163
@yetison1163 2 жыл бұрын
"Slightly" 🤣
@Greg-qw7xl
@Greg-qw7xl 2 жыл бұрын
Too much. Probably unsafe to hold one inside a building. 1:50
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 жыл бұрын
Corrections: "fewer guns". Also, very few of the Ukrainian soldiers were carrying shotguns. In Texas, most would have shotguns.
@mikeoxbig9392
@mikeoxbig9392 2 жыл бұрын
Russians aren’t allowed to say ‘war’. Reminds me of the GQP banning books in 14 states.
@thaliabirrueta8456
@thaliabirrueta8456 2 жыл бұрын
Florida is literally passing a bill called "Don't Say Gay."
@wf6951
@wf6951 2 жыл бұрын
@@thaliabirrueta8456 Dayum, thats hella gay.
@toadjiang7626
@toadjiang7626 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Chinese government banning the date June 4 and the number 8964.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Nazi Germany burning books they don't like.
@cortical1
@cortical1 2 жыл бұрын
@@thaliabirrueta8456 That's like Florida saying, "Don't think about sucking dick, don't think about sucking dick." Ultra gay.
@CAROLINABACKYARD
@CAROLINABACKYARD 2 жыл бұрын
3:07 he said bro you reaching right now 😂🤣
@LosZavion
@LosZavion 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he isn't worried about a buck or two. Colbert is stinking rich. The audience should've given him some flack for that one.
@dorisfaust8965
@dorisfaust8965 2 жыл бұрын
He has earned it
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR 2 жыл бұрын
No one "earns" 16 millions dollars a year. It's no different from supply and demand. He can ask for that kind of money but he's nowhere near EARNING it. You know how much work you have to do to earn, say, $25,000 a year? How about $50,000? How about $80,000? Most people work their asses off for their salary. But no one gets ad revenues by designing neighborhood streets or piloting planes or digging up gas leaks in your back yard. Also, that extra buck or two (PER GALLON) isn't exactly going to laborers at the oil refinery. It's going to MobilExxon's bank account headed for some C-level's Christmas bonus you don't even want to know about because you break your back for an entire year and make less than THAT.
@jmack129
@jmack129 2 жыл бұрын
@@EmpyreanLightASMR by your logic, no one “earns” any salary amount per year.
@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 2 жыл бұрын
Russia: "Why don't you evacuate to our side. We swear we will not hold you hostage...much."
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 2 жыл бұрын
"Just a little torture. Promise."
@cultureal9544
@cultureal9544 2 жыл бұрын
... also for Russia misinformation campaign, da
@anonymous.youtuber
@anonymous.youtuber 2 жыл бұрын
@@MonkeyJedi99 No, no, not torture ! Only enhanced interrogation !
@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 2 жыл бұрын
@@anonymous.youtuber More like 'special' interrogation.
@JLee-rt6ve
@JLee-rt6ve 2 жыл бұрын
Is not "evacuation". Approved Russian term is "free vacation in workers' paradise".
@shotjohnny
@shotjohnny 2 жыл бұрын
This is just the beginning of the "PR" nightmare for Putin. Turkish workers in Tatarstan walked out couple of days ago because their paychecks (in ruble) are worth nearly 50% less. So they wanted to have their salaries adjusted to the current rate. And this is just the beginning. Wait, until everyone in Russia demands the same from the Kremlin.
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/q5ikktSXqp68dI0.html
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
That's when the guns turned from Ukraine and aimed towards Russian citizens instead. Oh, and the sickle and hammer making a grand comeback.
@chrisbrooks7469
@chrisbrooks7469 2 жыл бұрын
Bupcom taldes nihy
@user-od9xr2kf8x
@user-od9xr2kf8x 2 жыл бұрын
Let me explain something about Russians. They won't ever protest over low paychecks as long as they can feed themselves with their income. Which is not a question really as it's not difficult for any economy to fulfill basic human needs, let alone the worlds biggest country. The only situation they WILL protest in is if they genuinely understand that they have lost a war. They want to be seen as strong, powerful, and scary. If they and everybody else realize that they aren't that at all (which they are not), then they will blame Putin (as they should) and the war stops. So sanctions are ... well let's say they are not as useful as you Americans might think.
@Jazzisa311
@Jazzisa311 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-od9xr2kf8x .. but there already were protests against the war in Russia? I mean they were just demonstrations and no uprisings, but still.. .
@Mama5bearcubs
@Mama5bearcubs 2 жыл бұрын
How selfless of him willing to pay $15 a gallon... not that it will affect him. But still. He's making such a sacrifice! *insert eyeroll here* I'm sure his wish will be granted.
@anthonyelwick3600
@anthonyelwick3600 2 жыл бұрын
Steve Colbert “ let them eat Tesla”!
@SRowntree
@SRowntree 2 жыл бұрын
May this be the end of Putin's tyrannical regime
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 жыл бұрын
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@moiregarner1494
@moiregarner1494 2 жыл бұрын
I would be happy for all.
@halibaitor
@halibaitor 2 жыл бұрын
The world should be so lucky.
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 2 жыл бұрын
May they replace him with someone who lacks that kind of pathology. 🙄
@homeskillet9802
@homeskillet9802 2 жыл бұрын
Putin is winning though. Europe and Asia are funding his war against Ukraine as they buy $billions worth of oil and gas. American sanctions will only affect average Americans and average Russians, which will only increase support for Putin.
@theaviary238
@theaviary238 2 жыл бұрын
Gas prices are a small price to pay. All glory to the defenders of Ukraine. 🇺🇦✊🇺🇲
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 жыл бұрын
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@sb-vj6kx
@sb-vj6kx 2 жыл бұрын
Corporations can afford to keep prices reasonable after receiving large profits from 2021.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 2 жыл бұрын
Growing Cannabis Sativa can support Ukraine and lower gas prices. Watch the 1942 USDA film, *Hemp For Victory.* Cannabis Sativa can be made into transportation fuel, and the US grew Cannabis to make equipment for the military during World War II. There was a bill in Congress titled HR 3652, the *Hemp For Victory Act of 2019.* This will also replace fossil fuels, end deforestation and stop climate change.
@Brandon_388
@Brandon_388 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s only making us poor, who cares 😂
@CanadianPureBlood
@CanadianPureBlood 2 жыл бұрын
Omg sheep much? Playing right into they’re hands
@Seethi_C
@Seethi_C 2 жыл бұрын
It's a buck or two PER GALLON which adds up to a lot over the course of month. Not to mention, every industry depends on gas for transportation, so the prices of everything you buy at the grocery store will also be higher.
@matthewmclees4105
@matthewmclees4105 2 жыл бұрын
Biden- "that's simply not true"
@brianlevine249
@brianlevine249 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. I never understood how people can't put that together. I mean how do people think stuff like those vegetables in the store were grown, harvested, and then transported and placed on the shelf for you to just wander in and buy? Magic? Or gas?
@reciproheat
@reciproheat 2 жыл бұрын
Very "Let them eat cake." moment there, bravo.
@emibeth7504
@emibeth7504 2 жыл бұрын
“A clean conscience is worth a buck or two” THANK HOU STEPHEN
@jonadam9740
@jonadam9740 2 жыл бұрын
Trump.had gas at $1.70 a gallon. Zero wars as well. This war would have been avoided with Trump, and th e record breaking gas prices wouldn't have happened. But you believed lies so...
@damienalvarez2957
@damienalvarez2957 2 жыл бұрын
Always nice to hear the rich celebrity preach about how spending an extra buck or two on gas is worth it. Talk about tone deaf. Hate that we end up eating the cost while the oil company board members end up eating prime rib for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 жыл бұрын
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@mendozadaniel338
@mendozadaniel338 2 жыл бұрын
@@damienalvarez2957 yeah not everyone can afford to pay that buck or two. He was speaking from a place of privilege
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
If you had functioning public transportation, you'd be set...
@mikeoxbig9392
@mikeoxbig9392 2 жыл бұрын
Boycotts and sanctions are depriving the GQP and the NRA of an important donor.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
Sad part: it's depriving the country, not Putin. If you think Putin has a single red Ruble in any banks in Russia then brother do I have a bridge to sell you!
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 2 жыл бұрын
can they survive without their leadership directing their actions?
@freya8133
@freya8133 2 жыл бұрын
@@gamepapa1211 So maybe the country will go Ceausescu on ol' Pootang, circa 1989 🇷🇴 ☠️⚰️💀!!
@raheel2245
@raheel2245 2 жыл бұрын
@@gamepapa1211 Americans are awful. They can do anything to brainwash people than state the facts and the facts are that you're escalating the war by supplying weapons to Ukraine and fighting a proxy war than de-escalating the situation. Secondly, you're manipulating Ukraine to be in NATO hence provoking russia more, what is your problem. Is the proportion of NATO not enough? Why do you have to keep expanding your alliance and disrupt the peace everywhere in middle east and now in russia. What is your problem with mingling in every countries' development?
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 жыл бұрын
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@4raven242
@4raven242 2 жыл бұрын
So a very rich guy who drives a 150k electric car says he would be willing to spend $15 for gas to punish Russia……. And the audience clapped in agreement……..
@sweetmomster1001
@sweetmomster1001 2 жыл бұрын
That audience is unreal, are they paid to clap like morons? Do all of them drive Teslas? Are all of them so filthy rich to find this worthy of a clap? Disgusting audience for a disgusting show
@R9000S
@R9000S 2 жыл бұрын
This is the equivalent of let them eat cake.
@mmitchell1727
@mmitchell1727 2 жыл бұрын
High gas prices is nothing compared to evil.
@randomperson.6693
@randomperson.6693 2 жыл бұрын
Problem is the high gas prices are set by the evil oil companies. They don't have to sell that high when they're already making a killing.
@nsaurabh25
@nsaurabh25 2 жыл бұрын
You can pay high oil prices, we don't want that, we want low prices.
@micixduda
@micixduda 2 жыл бұрын
But high gas prices are evil.
@jonadam9740
@jonadam9740 2 жыл бұрын
Trump.had gas at $1.70 a gallon. Zero wars as well.
@JJnator209
@JJnator209 2 жыл бұрын
So let’s just brush this issue under the rug? The greatest country on earth can’t multitask?🤣
@ursaltydog
@ursaltydog 2 жыл бұрын
Oil industries are their own unregulated cartel. They always keep their prices within a penny of each other or exactly the same, no matter what. We only get up to 3% of our nation's oil from Russia anyway, but see how the prices raised?
@speakerz74
@speakerz74 2 жыл бұрын
are you saying the real price of gas should be lower? if theyre so unregulated then why would they collude, when theoreticaly they could make more money operating independently
@Najolve
@Najolve 2 жыл бұрын
What I'm noticing here in Florida is a lot of "panic buying" similar to what happened when a pipeline shut down (even though it didn't affect us directly, people still over consumed and drove prices up) or what happened with toilet paper at the beginning of the pandemic.
@SylviusTheMad
@SylviusTheMad 2 жыл бұрын
Oikl is trading on a global market. A big supplier going dark drives up the prices for everyone, because suddenly there's less oil available. People who need it urgently will have to outbid everyone else to get it, and that raises the market price.
@utkarsh2746
@utkarsh2746 2 жыл бұрын
@@speakerz74 Because markets with limited number of sellers have the best long-term outcome by fixing prices.
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 2 жыл бұрын
@@Najolve Get ready for plastic bags of gasoline in peoples' trunks! (Yeah, as if anyone would be THAT stupid...)
@sergeant_salty
@sergeant_salty 2 жыл бұрын
"can't afford gas? just buy a Tesla you fucking poors" - Stephen Colbert
@fanboyhex1555
@fanboyhex1555 2 жыл бұрын
I am so done with Colbert and his 🐂💩
@KateHikes1933
@KateHikes1933 2 жыл бұрын
"Let them eat cake" moment.
@polemius01
@polemius01 2 жыл бұрын
On those gas prices: I am sure that the poor, beleagured Oil Company Executives are suffering as they set sail on their third yacht.
@cbailey2376
@cbailey2376 2 жыл бұрын
We should also sink their yachts.
@CaptainRandom69
@CaptainRandom69 2 жыл бұрын
As is colbert
@polemius01
@polemius01 2 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainRandom69 "Whataboutism" is not an intelligent response to a comment.
@CaptainRandom69
@CaptainRandom69 2 жыл бұрын
@@polemius01 never used “whataboutism”
@polemius01
@polemius01 2 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainRandom69 Of course, there is the expected denial.
@tr7b410
@tr7b410 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't amazing how fast gas prices have jumped in California even though we only, according to Reuters news, receive 4% of our oil from Russia. This is capitalism at its worst.
@andrewvanatta1569
@andrewvanatta1569 2 жыл бұрын
Oil is a worldwide commodity and it's relatively easy to ship. Less oil coming out of Russia means more demand across the rest of the world for U.S. oil, which raises the prices of it. It doesn't help that fuel storage companies in the U.S. usually try to stockpile gasoline at this time of the year in advance of the summer driving season. This year they didn't stockpile so much, because prices were already rapidly rising even before Russia became a problem. The odds are good that gasoline prices are going to get worse before they get better.
@jonadam9740
@jonadam9740 2 жыл бұрын
This is 100% BIDEN S fault, and you for voting for him. Didn't you see that stack of 40 executive orders he had day 1? He killed 140,000 oil jobs, killed Keystone Pipeline, fracking, drilling, exploration, all of Trumps energy independence. Gone. DAY 1. And Putin wouldn't invade Ukraine with Trump in power. Oh h well. Your fault.
@tr7b410
@tr7b410 2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewvanatta1569 Comment falls under the no shite category.lol
@toddr2265
@toddr2265 2 жыл бұрын
*MURICA*
@sacha9593
@sacha9593 2 жыл бұрын
"This is capitalism at its worst." Oil is a worldwide commodity so there is no reason for California not to be impacted by its worldwide availability (or prevision of availability). Even if gas price were fixed by the state it would be a bad idea to not take into account the worldwide situation.
@CBright7831
@CBright7831 2 жыл бұрын
"OK, that stings, but a clean conscience is worth a buck or two. It’s important. I’m willing to pay $4/gallon. Hell, I’ll pay $15 a gallon b/c I drive a Tesla." - Stephen Colbert (millionaire talk show host)
@ankymrn
@ankymrn 2 жыл бұрын
Wow. The rich and famous really hate us.
@Dr1MaR
@Dr1MaR 2 жыл бұрын
They don't hate you. They laugh at you. This guy clearly thinks its funny to make a Tesla joke, like haha so funny coz I can afford Tesla and you don't, sucker!
@amandahudson431
@amandahudson431 2 жыл бұрын
Saw a clip with a farmer pulling a Russian tank with his tractor! Ultimate souvenir!
@catc8927
@catc8927 2 жыл бұрын
Even better, he doesn’t have to report income from the scrap metal on his taxes! Slava Ukraini!
@tureytayno3154
@tureytayno3154 2 жыл бұрын
Oil companies always hold on to any excuse to raise the prices of oil.
@pn2696
@pn2696 2 жыл бұрын
It's not excuses if it costs them too.
@tureytayno3154
@tureytayno3154 2 жыл бұрын
@@pn2696 What cost? They are being subsidized by the government. And they have for decades.
@StevoE7
@StevoE7 2 жыл бұрын
I'll be waiting for my Tesla in the mail too. Thank you for your donation.
@krystalharrington5120
@krystalharrington5120 2 жыл бұрын
I make $14 an hour. Or about 2 1/2 gallons of gas an hour. I only make $500 per week. I have 2 teenage sons. How long do you think we'll have a bed to lay our head with a clear conscience on if gas goes to $15 a gallon? I'm terrified right now.
@louisanow
@louisanow 2 жыл бұрын
The extra gas cost is doable for many, but millions are still struggling to meet basic transportation costs to keep their jobs and families going. The violent traditions of vain old men are too foolish and expensive. They gotta go.
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/q5ikktSXqp68dI0.html
@joolz2305
@joolz2305 2 жыл бұрын
You’ve hit the nail on the head… perfect!
@toddmercure9745
@toddmercure9745 2 жыл бұрын
It is not just 'old' men.
@gringoguapo
@gringoguapo 2 жыл бұрын
@@toddmercure9745 true, but the majority for sure
@rufenas123
@rufenas123 2 жыл бұрын
america has tragic public transport. In europe raising gas prices arent that scary, because millions use public transport (wich in lots of countries are electric or run on biofuel) also bicyccles. You need more bicycles.
@jaynorris3722
@jaynorris3722 2 жыл бұрын
Look at the oil companies and their greed.
@jonadam9740
@jonadam9740 2 жыл бұрын
Joetato killed USA energy independ ence DAY 1. Trump $1.70 gas. 1 YEAR.
@michaeldemarillac9992
@michaeldemarillac9992 2 жыл бұрын
I remember the 70s Vietnam protest song ... "Have you ever seen rain". In which rain was code for war.
@orlandomendes3616
@orlandomendes3616 2 жыл бұрын
well, I can afford a car that you can NOT! In this case, I don't give a dam for the middle class and the poor. The word became a great Madhouse. Sad.
@eamonnsiocain6454
@eamonnsiocain6454 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. Furthermore, don’t say “sanctions.” Rather, say, “Special Economic Operations.”
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc 2 жыл бұрын
Or you can say "Suck My Organ" (SMO).
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
Putin: "Also don't say 'refugees'. Say 'moving targets' or 'citizens soon to be relieved of life'."
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 2 жыл бұрын
The Russians are so blanketed by control and misinformation, they're essentially North Korea with better foreign travel options.
@catc8927
@catc8927 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a special economic operation for the de-yachtification and de-palacization of Russian oligarchs.
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/q5ikktSXqp68dI0.html
@ChainReactionsProductions
@ChainReactionsProductions 2 жыл бұрын
6:29 Ah yes, the Russo-Ukrainian “special military operation,” has the same energy as the Vietnam “police action” back in the 60s Edit: apparently it wasn’t clear, I’m just pointing out that Putin seems like he wants to invade Ukraine without calling it an invasion
@andrewvanatta1569
@andrewvanatta1569 2 жыл бұрын
Close. At the outbreak of the Korean War, Truman famously defined America's role in the war as a "police action." As the war rapidly escalated this came to sound worse and worse, especially to the G.I.s who referred to themselves as "Harry's police force."
@vikik4714
@vikik4714 2 жыл бұрын
Your problem and difference between US and Russia is that US listen to its own voters and learn from its own mistakes. However, Russia does the complete opposite.
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/q5ikktSXqp68dI0.html
@janlissens8780
@janlissens8780 2 жыл бұрын
I remember reading about a Nazi police action in Poland in 1939. Let's not compare the Ukraine invasion to anything else than an unprovoqued military attack on a sovereign nation with all the war crime trimmings...
@resevoirdog
@resevoirdog 2 жыл бұрын
Still doesn't make it right
@amnz19
@amnz19 2 жыл бұрын
Of course you’ll be happy to pay more money. You live comfortably and it won’t affect you with whatever happens.
@WretchedSpace45
@WretchedSpace45 2 жыл бұрын
Does Stephen Colbert think everyone has his salary and can just got out and buy a Tesla or pay 15$ a gallon??? Is he delusional or just so out of touch with reality of how normal people live. Unbelievable, essentially saying let us eat cake!
@mikeoxbig9392
@mikeoxbig9392 2 жыл бұрын
“Well, we don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.” - Eric Trump
@peacefulone4461
@peacefulone4461 2 жыл бұрын
🤣 🤣
@nsaurabh25
@nsaurabh25 2 жыл бұрын
So?
@vonfleming2178
@vonfleming2178 2 жыл бұрын
Not anymore lol
@PC-ch1md
@PC-ch1md 2 жыл бұрын
@@nsaurabh25 so it means no more funding for Donnie
@mikeoxbig9392
@mikeoxbig9392 2 жыл бұрын
@@jonadam9740 Yes, I remember. And then he was re-elected. Remember that, bud?
@shanadir
@shanadir 2 жыл бұрын
Humanitarian corridors, but only to Russia? "Yes, feel free to send us hostages"
@nicklang7670
@nicklang7670 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly! The people protesting the war in Russia are political prisoners too.
@annemarie1507
@annemarie1507 2 жыл бұрын
Putin probably has trains waiting at the border to send any Ukrainians who cross straight to their beautiful new homes in Siberia.
@heather2418
@heather2418 2 жыл бұрын
@@annemarie1507 If I were him, I'd torture them until they go on TV saying how happy they were to be 'liberated by Russia', and agree to say things like "Zelenskyy is holding human hostages". I sincerely hope not many chose to go into Russia. And that they are safe if they did.
@jimdraven2432
@jimdraven2432 2 жыл бұрын
"A clean conscience is worth a buck or two." Stephen Colbert. This quote should be posted throughout the Western World. Cheers sir
@damienalvarez2957
@damienalvarez2957 2 жыл бұрын
It’s so tone deaf when coming from a rich celebrity, though. As if this isn’t going to have serious impacts on the ability for a lot of people to get to their next paycheck. Plus that flex with the Tesla just says, “I’m too rich to understand how this will affect poor people.”
@MrRoomba-Youtube-Sucks
@MrRoomba-Youtube-Sucks 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, the rich man is willing to pay 15 dollars a gallon for gas? What a hero.
@natewap308
@natewap308 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely the Ukrainian people deserve a emphatic round of applause because they personalify freedom loving people everywhere!... Your spirit, strength, resilience & FIGHT! Are a inspiration to the world! U r in our thoughts & prayers, God bless🙏🇺🇦
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 2 жыл бұрын
Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦
@passerbyone
@passerbyone 2 жыл бұрын
You include East Ukrainians as well? Cause they welcome and greet Russian troops as liberators?
@Devin7Eleven
@Devin7Eleven 2 жыл бұрын
People didn't care about Ukraine until their globalist oligarchs told them to. Ukraine won't be a nation in several decades once its officially sold off. You love the people and culture now but just wait and see what happens when people start complaining about its lack of diversity.
@jepp8020
@jepp8020 2 жыл бұрын
Also the neo azi of Azov???
@danialhillmann5374
@danialhillmann5374 2 жыл бұрын
Really they don't even have a democracy
@CaptWesStarwind
@CaptWesStarwind 2 жыл бұрын
The staff at the Russian TV station TV Rain all resigned on camera before walking off set and then playing Swan Lake as their sign off.
@rolandbrice4873
@rolandbrice4873 2 жыл бұрын
0:06 did he have to check his watch to know it’s been 2 weeks 😂😂😂😂
@redparrot1677
@redparrot1677 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m willing to pay” guy’s a multi-millionaire
@steelsith2579
@steelsith2579 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he’s a millionaire I mean he’s totally not able to afford gas like hard working people gosh
@alessiodelcastillo1613
@alessiodelcastillo1613 2 жыл бұрын
@@steelsith2579 your ass better be willing to pay as well
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR 2 жыл бұрын
And the writers who wrote that joke all make 90K to six figures. Colbert will say some offensive things I've noticed over the 2 years I've been watching him. He seems to think his audience is just a tad dumb.
@alessiodelcastillo1613
@alessiodelcastillo1613 2 жыл бұрын
@@EmpyreanLightASMR ok and?
@harrythej9683
@harrythej9683 2 жыл бұрын
@@alessiodelcastillo1613 Most viewers believe the jokes are based on facts or the truth. They don't know Colbert is pure propaganda. I just want to believe he was more honest back when I used to watch him, but I doubt it.
@OtakuSenzuri
@OtakuSenzuri 2 жыл бұрын
"There is no Purgatory for War Criminals, they go straight to Hell."
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/q5ikktSXqp68dI0.html
@luckymouse1988
@luckymouse1988 2 жыл бұрын
Too bad there's no such thing.
@JFrazer4303
@JFrazer4303 2 жыл бұрын
There goes most of the US political ruling class. All the bankers, anywhere. People who work for corporations that subsist on military funding and wars started on hoaxed causes.
@spokoman23
@spokoman23 2 жыл бұрын
"War criminals go straight to hell"? I'm sorry, but hell, god don't exist. You think a god that can do anything... like literally anything would allow bombs to fall on hospitals treating children with cancer? Or mom's giving birth? No. We need to take action on war criminals ourselves. There is no higher power that will do it for us.
@danialhillmann5374
@danialhillmann5374 2 жыл бұрын
@@spokoman23 if not then, by your logic theirs no evil think about that
@dannmarceau9743
@dannmarceau9743 2 жыл бұрын
My little orange-stained buddy thinks I'm a genius. -- Vlad
@jonadam9740
@jonadam9740 2 жыл бұрын
Why do you think Putin only invaded the w eak, 100% UNQUALIFIED LOSER Obama in 2014, and the weak, dementia patient Joetato in 2022, but never invaded when Trump was in power? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@nataliakudryk2995
@nataliakudryk2995 2 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't Dump give his best friend a call then?
@jenm2251
@jenm2251 2 жыл бұрын
Gas price Tesla "joke" was cringe. Some people cannot afford $1 more per gallon. We need to recognize that fact. Some cannot "drive less" bc they hv to work to make money to buy gas so they can drive to work to make money to buy gas to drive to work..............
@ZenCorvus
@ZenCorvus 2 жыл бұрын
To the viewers of this show. You are the baddy
@almostthere2884
@almostthere2884 2 жыл бұрын
While watching Putin change laws like calling the war a war carrying a 15 year jail sentence, it demonstrates how infinitely petty and ridiculous people like TFG, MTG, and all of the G-squad really are. I would challenge them to go live in Russia and Ukraine even for one day so they would just stfu.
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/q5ikktSXqp68dI0.html
@thesmilingtouristguide4931
@thesmilingtouristguide4931 2 жыл бұрын
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@Philemaphobia
@Philemaphobia 2 жыл бұрын
European here, no need to send them this far, tell them you send them to EU, kick them out in the country of the former First Lady- Slovenia. I was stuck with a broken car on eastern Sunday in this small beautiful country. If you dare to behave like an evangelical Murican there..... boy, you never see your car assembled ever again. Let them stay a night at the station of Ljubljana with even McDonalds closing off at 8pm. Getting stuck in a country where only young people speak English,but young people also then know MTGs face (we all watch the same content, look at your stats) Or I will happily welcome them in Germany. Lead them through our ‚Muslim No go zones‘ show her how less than a handful of German policemen stopped an attempted insurrection. Crazy how brave and calm police can be when they don’t have to assume guns in every pocket. Then I‘ll show her where we take the dangerously crazy people and she won’t be anybody’s problem no more. Psych ward is worse than prison over here, because in prison you still have autonomy over your body and mind. You still have human rights. No more if you are declared legally insane. Then they can strap you to your bed for weeks, pump you with medication, force you to even use the bathroom with open doors. (Not that it’s the norm - but it’s possible!) Worst official thing imaginable in my country.
@johnlibs2941
@johnlibs2941 2 жыл бұрын
@@Philemaphobia 2
@johnlibs2941
@johnlibs2941 2 жыл бұрын
@@Philemaphobia r
@kozlav
@kozlav 2 жыл бұрын
Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦
@jackstephan1183
@jackstephan1183 2 жыл бұрын
Good thing Colbert is rich and doesn’t mind paying higher for gas. Hmmm wonder why most others don’t feel they way he does.
@muttgooch
@muttgooch 2 жыл бұрын
He doesn't pay for gas he drives a Tesla.
@MegaBassreaper
@MegaBassreaper 2 жыл бұрын
And I only make millions. $15 a gallon doesn't hurt. Where was this line?
@StarParticleShade
@StarParticleShade 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how all the rich people of the world are doing nothing --- but they still ask we poor people to burden the cost of war in both life and money. I don't mind paying a buck or two more.... but the oil and gas companies sure wouldn't hurt be losing a few bucks of profit. Gods know they won't ever go out of business even if they did --- but whatever, we poor people can just keep paying for their freeloading life, right?
@mattdillon4398
@mattdillon4398 2 жыл бұрын
You're blaming the wrong people because you've been indoctrinated to hate rich people and companies. It's true that Colbert is out of touch and self righteous by virtue signaling about gas prices and the rich will not be harmed by them but the high gas prices are NOT because the oil companies are charging more! You need to blame the politicians (mostly Democrats). THEY shut down the economy for covid, THEY reduced our domestic oil production to virtue signal about the environment, THEY coddled China (who now joined Russia making sanctions useless), THEY spent trillions of dollars paying people to NOT work and THEY made a mess of afghanistan! If it was true that the oil companies are just price gouging then why didn't they do it while their buddy Trump was in office? The Democrats are using this terrible war to blame Russia for inflation but if your memory is longer than a month old you will know that gas prices were already doubled since Biden took office. This is the fault of the rich people in government, not "rich people" in general. The government is TOO big.
@paulklp8262
@paulklp8262 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattdillon4398 Actually you're so wrong on every level it's kinda sad.
@Pr0phetless
@Pr0phetless 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Joe Biden's America. You wanted him, you suffer the consequences. And if you want to blame this on the oil companies not "hurting to lose a few bucks in profit", let me give you some material, so you can better educate yourself: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eMmbY5mTntbcemw.html
@colormedubious4747
@colormedubious4747 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulklp8262 Please explain how he's wrong. Provide sources.
@mattdillon4398
@mattdillon4398 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulklp8262 Prove it! Tell me how I'm wrong! I'll wait. History proves me right.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
"I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein.
@nathueil1
@nathueil1 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats your the 200 millionth person whose posted this quote since the war began.
@JohnDoe-jh5yr
@JohnDoe-jh5yr 2 жыл бұрын
Information. The answer is information.
@midcenturymodern9330
@midcenturymodern9330 2 жыл бұрын
@@nathueil1 Your point being?
@nathueil1
@nathueil1 2 жыл бұрын
@@midcenturymodern9330 That was the point Einstein😂
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 2 жыл бұрын
Dear Jon. I’ve seen that 3:07 expression before. Chicken Run? Lol ❤️
@melanybyrd7420
@melanybyrd7420 2 жыл бұрын
A clean conscience is definitely worth it. Even tho it’s a struggle. 🇺🇦☮️🧡🌎
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 2 жыл бұрын
UK gas prices are currently between $5.55 and $6.55 a US gallon. With adjustments made for the exchange rate. 🇺🇦Glory to Ukraine🇺🇦
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
Death to the oil cartel, keeping their margins high!
@PerArdne
@PerArdne 2 жыл бұрын
4 dollars a gallon?? haven't seen that price the last 15 years.. In Sweden we now pay 2.70 for a LITRE! #laughinginpoor
@darkprince56
@darkprince56 2 жыл бұрын
Easy for you to declare you'd pay $15/gal...you'd easily pay 100....you're worth 75 _MILLION_
@franklinturtle9849
@franklinturtle9849 2 жыл бұрын
That is easy for Colbert to say when he is paid 15 million dollars per year. There are people that can hardly afford food and rent that are being hurt.
@blondegirlsezthis8798
@blondegirlsezthis8798 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, the Ruble has dropped so low they are considering renaming it The Trump
@barrywoodfilms
@barrywoodfilms 2 жыл бұрын
That Belarus Card killed me. I laughed so hard. Thank you Americans for all the support you give Europe. Cheers from Germany.
@cbailey2376
@cbailey2376 2 жыл бұрын
Hallo Deutschland...wie geht's? Alles klar? 😄💜
@barrywoodfilms
@barrywoodfilms 2 жыл бұрын
@@cbailey2376 Hallo Amerika, hier alles klar. Wie geht es dir?
@cbailey2376
@cbailey2376 2 жыл бұрын
@@barrywoodfilms Zehr gut, danke. 😊
@garythomas4936
@garythomas4936 2 жыл бұрын
Johnny Carson: when comedians stuck with comedy, not politics.
@radekw708
@radekw708 2 жыл бұрын
this is no comedian, just extreme left propagandist
@mukundbalasubramanian1229
@mukundbalasubramanian1229 2 жыл бұрын
"There is no War in Ba Sing Se" vibes
@lenakarlova7664
@lenakarlova7664 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Stephen! Thank you so much for supporting us and also for making jokes. Cause it is quite easy to get mad spending nights in the bomb shelter for almost two weeks without humor.
@cbailey2376
@cbailey2376 2 жыл бұрын
Stay strong...we love you! 💘
@mikeoxbig9392
@mikeoxbig9392 2 жыл бұрын
Look on the bright side, Vladi. You still have Donnie, Tucker, the GQP and the entire Fox corporation on your side.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
He has plenty of people to pleasure his nether regions already.
@Angie-Pants
@Angie-Pants 2 жыл бұрын
And Eritrea!
@nugboy420
@nugboy420 2 жыл бұрын
Cucky
@azoth6641
@azoth6641 2 жыл бұрын
@@Angie-Pants And his Belarusian lapdog Alexander Lukashenko, too!
@boldtaa
@boldtaa 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget Steven Seagal!
@pulle88
@pulle88 2 жыл бұрын
Everything he purchases will go up in price because those things aren't delivered in Teslas. What he really meant was, "Your problems aren't mine because I'm rich."
@327JohnnySS
@327JohnnySS 2 жыл бұрын
He is a elitist getting 15 million a year. Like he is worried about gas prices or paying living expenses. Just a puppet for the leftists elites.
@jstrong3411
@jstrong3411 2 жыл бұрын
These people forget about all the other parts that make up a Tesla, it contains plastics, rubber, and metal. All that cannot be made without oil. If we just stop fossil fuel production you won't have a Tesla to drive.
@pulle88
@pulle88 2 жыл бұрын
@@jstrong3411 exactly........ but these people have low IQ. And 4 years and counting with TDS, have completely destroyed their brains. Common sense is not something they have anymore. sad stuff indeed.
@operationivy098
@operationivy098 2 жыл бұрын
So tired of rich people telling us they can afford raising gas prices.
@EnormousPurpleGarden
@EnormousPurpleGarden 2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the joke about Saudi Arabia, but the overwhelming majority of US oil imports come from Canada. Canada has already banned Russian oil imports, but as a net exporter of oil, that's a bit like the owner of an apple orchard banning apple imports to his farm.
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/q5ikktSXqp68dI0.html
@BaronSupremacy
@BaronSupremacy 2 жыл бұрын
yet our gas prices in Canada are sky high. Canadians are always getting screwed.
@EnormousPurpleGarden
@EnormousPurpleGarden 2 жыл бұрын
@@BaronSupremacy Lol that's true. I don't have a car, so I don't really pay attention to the price of gas. Part of why gas is so expensive in Canada is the carbon tax to internalise the economic externality of greenhouse gas emissions.
@billydiaz7280
@billydiaz7280 2 жыл бұрын
That makes sense then that Canada is getting so much publicity lately
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn 2 жыл бұрын
@@BaronSupremacy and yet the moron patrol thinks the keystone pipeline would have made gas cheaper.
@brucehanson4147
@brucehanson4147 2 жыл бұрын
It's like when I was a technician for an industrial equipment company, I wasn't allowed to tell a customer his equipment malfunctioned and caught on fire, I had to say it had a thermal event.
@yesyoga
@yesyoga 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen Colbert! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🇺🇸🇺🇦💙💛
@memosrt
@memosrt 2 жыл бұрын
Rich celebrities telling regular people to suck it up.
@AndyM_323YYY
@AndyM_323YYY 2 жыл бұрын
I'm half expecting Tucker Carlson to start to calling the war a "special military operation".
@dancoburn1108
@dancoburn1108 2 жыл бұрын
3:26 That's a needlepoint I would actually be proud to have on my wall!
@Michael-ot4gq
@Michael-ot4gq 2 жыл бұрын
"Let them drive Teslas!"
@Dr1MaR
@Dr1MaR 2 жыл бұрын
If I was there in the audience I would have booed the shit out of him. Absolutely disgusting to make fun out of poor people in such a sociopathic manner. It shows how out of touch this rich people are, they show absolutely no empathy
@riptyurass302
@riptyurass302 Жыл бұрын
The true irony is that they masquerade as liberals who care about the poor but their complete lack of empethy makes it unable for them to even know if they’re offending the poor.
@jonathans1759
@jonathans1759 2 жыл бұрын
Russia's permanent seat on the UN security council must be rescinded. The fact that it could use its veto powers to block a resolution that was directly aimed to curb it's aggressive invasion of a sovereign state proves it does not abide by the UN Charter. In actuality the UN charter chapter V article 27 section 3 states '...a party to a dispute shall abstain from voting.'
@ElBandito
@ElBandito 2 жыл бұрын
ALL permanent seats on the UN security council must be rescinded. There should be no permanents seat.
@svetlanakosenkova1363
@svetlanakosenkova1363 2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t see the USA loose its seat for Iraq or any other invasion. Oh wait, that’s different, right? Don’t give me this bullshit
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
@@svetlanakosenkova1363 PREACH
@heather2418
@heather2418 2 жыл бұрын
@C C No, you can't. Because you're always going to have someone who breaks those rules. Better to just not have a permanent seat. There is no need for one.
@Gottenhimfella
@Gottenhimfella 2 жыл бұрын
ANY nation which unilaterally invades a sovereign nation, regardless of pretext, should automatically be removed.
@DeepThought420
@DeepThought420 2 жыл бұрын
If laughter is the best medicine then Stephen is the best prescription!
@peacefulone4461
@peacefulone4461 2 жыл бұрын
@ Deep Thought...well said & totally accurate ❤️
@smdh9582
@smdh9582 2 жыл бұрын
Well said
@h0b0_on3
@h0b0_on3 2 жыл бұрын
Your people prefer illicit drugs, pharmaceuticals, pornography and narcissistic idiocy; however, Colbert is good too.
@MMuraseofSandvich
@MMuraseofSandvich 2 жыл бұрын
"Laughter is the best medicine. You can't overdose and refills are free." --Rob Paulsen
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 жыл бұрын
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@axson8
@axson8 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert unironically just said "Let them eat cake!" Bro, remember what happened to the last person who said that?
@vennom14
@vennom14 2 жыл бұрын
That Texas joke was on point
@Patracat
@Patracat 2 жыл бұрын
Many Australian women have bought cross stitch patterns from Ukrainian designers on Etsy. It is only a few dollars to us but means so much to them. We are happy to help. I wish we could do more.
@firequeen2194
@firequeen2194 2 жыл бұрын
I bought digital art. Immediate delivery and the money goes directly to the artist. Doing everything I can. Blessings.
@foramazon4178
@foramazon4178 2 жыл бұрын
Great information thank you. How do we find them on Etsy?
@CdeHavillandMosquito
@CdeHavillandMosquito 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it helps.
@jakep9610
@jakep9610 2 жыл бұрын
Vote BLUE, not Q 2022!!
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc 2 жыл бұрын
Golden.
@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869
@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 2 жыл бұрын
As far as “A clear conscience is worth a buck or two” I used to be a democrat. I have no clear conscience
@justrosy5
@justrosy5 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen, you should post that "Live, Laugh, Russian warship, go FUCK yourself" to Etsy with 100% of the proceeds going to help Ukraine, Ukrainian refugees, the host countries, etc! You could also put it onto a T-shirt and do the same thing with that, on multiple seller sites! (Etsy, eBay, CafePress, etc.)
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