Oh God, He's Ranking The Elden Ring Merchants...

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Rusty.

Rusty.

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There are a total of 19 "merchants" in Elden Ring, excluding any sidequest NPCs, summons, and other unique characters. They offer consumables, crafting ingredients, swords, shields, arrows, and even knowledge of the world around you. Precious knowledge such as... "Revenants will take damage from healing incantations" or... "Seluvis is a huge asswipe".
The spirit of giving and gifting is in the air, and that means putting soft christmas jazz music in the background actually makes sense now!
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⌚ - - - TIMESTAMPS - - - ⌚
1:37 - Merchant Kale
2:28 - Weeping Peninsula
3:15 - Coastal Cave
4:28 - Mistwood Ruins
5:24 - Castle Morne
6:09 - Saintsbridge
7:03 - Liurnia Lake Shore
8:10 - Bellum Church
9:11 - Raya Lucaria
10:31 - Forest-Spanning Greatbridge
11:48 - Mt. Gelmir
12:58 - Leyndell
14:13 - Caelid Highway North
15:32 - Caelid Highway South
16:53 - Dragonbarrow
17:59 - Mountaintops
19:04 - Siofra River
20:09 - Ainsel River
21:11 - Mohgwyn Palace
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@Rusty._
@Rusty._ Жыл бұрын
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@lmycinius5783
@lmycinius5783 Жыл бұрын
Any outro is great in my book if you skipped making one so you had more time to play hades.
@reseijuro
@reseijuro Жыл бұрын
Would love some Hades content cover by you :D
@shadowsolus9728
@shadowsolus9728 Жыл бұрын
Need help
@coachboomer473
@coachboomer473 Жыл бұрын
just so you know you’ve got copy accounts now
@dragonlord4898
@dragonlord4898 11 ай бұрын
Promotion skip button: 1:38
@maximshmelev3458
@maximshmelev3458 Жыл бұрын
Kale is GOATed: Has a name Is friendly, gives advice Cares for his bros Is friends with Blaidd Sells a crafting kit Looks like Santa Also Merry Christmas everyone!
@outerheaven4384
@outerheaven4384 Жыл бұрын
He also had a Quest that would have lead to the Frenzied flame ending, but sadly never made in to the final game.
@zekkekeipa6521
@zekkekeipa6521 Жыл бұрын
@@outerheaven4384 Damn, his voicelines are so great. Fromsoft basically commited crime by cutting this quest from the game.
@maximshmelev3458
@maximshmelev3458 Жыл бұрын
@@zekkekeipa6521 at the same time, it might be good they cut it out - we don't have to see Kale die a horrible death like Hyetta
@mrrd4444
@mrrd4444 Жыл бұрын
It's true, we love him, we stan
@the_stolen_show
@the_stolen_show Жыл бұрын
Thankfully Vaati’s frenzied flame video restored it
@aidenmclaughlin1076
@aidenmclaughlin1076 Жыл бұрын
Lantern guy in Weeping is top tier
@OuterRimPride
@OuterRimPride Жыл бұрын
Absolutely essential + beachfront property
@jacej355
@jacej355 Жыл бұрын
And he has an important feature he is not the only one with a lantern and he is the one who is better for he is better known.
@Joy_Grief0
@Joy_Grief0 Жыл бұрын
Lol dude, that merchant only sells zweihander.....every other merchant sells explosive bolts or poison arrows and throwing knives...are you stupid?
@greenlock641
@greenlock641 Жыл бұрын
He sells the Zweihander, best boy
@Sour_AppIe
@Sour_AppIe Жыл бұрын
Bro soon as I seen he had the bb handlantern I was like LETS GO THIS MF THE GOAT
@yuggoth777
@yuggoth777 Жыл бұрын
Kalé gets S tier solely because he spreads Christmas Cheer all year 'round
@Raine_Sakan
@Raine_Sakan Жыл бұрын
I mean what can I say, he got that Santa Claus drip
@GrieveIV
@GrieveIV Жыл бұрын
Also cuz his cut dialog is phenomenal
@TheLikeButtonLMAO
@TheLikeButtonLMAO Жыл бұрын
S for Santa
@alyxparker4410
@alyxparker4410 Жыл бұрын
That's the worst kind of person to be
@yuggoth777
@yuggoth777 Жыл бұрын
@@alyxparker4410 Someone got a stocking full of coal last december...
@grfrjiglstan
@grfrjiglstan Жыл бұрын
I love that Kale says that if you kill one merchant, all of them will hate you forever, and that just doesn’t happen. Then again, can’t blame him for trying to bluff. It’s like buying the “protected by ADT” sign instead of actually paying for ADT.
@PinkSheepification
@PinkSheepification Жыл бұрын
I think that text is prolly from back before all of Kale's Great Caravan questline got cut. Would have been cool if they did all blacklist you tho
@xevinsjaegernaut1414
@xevinsjaegernaut1414 Жыл бұрын
I imagine they would hate you if they spoke to each other but they don't talk to each other.
@davidhong1934
@davidhong1934 Жыл бұрын
@@xevinsjaegernaut1414 Apparently, there are no unlimited call/text plans in the Lands Between
@montgomeryfitzpatrick473
@montgomeryfitzpatrick473 Жыл бұрын
Putting a sign that specifies what brand security one has is retarded. Lock picking lawyer shows how to defeat some of the security systems and all have weakness that can be found and exploited, detailed online
@Cracker_Smacker
@Cracker_Smacker Жыл бұрын
He glance at us and know his kin are in danger
@alchemy5750
@alchemy5750 Жыл бұрын
In my library every single merchant that sells a cookbook is S-tier simply because I just loved collecting all of those.
@themostdiabolicalhater5986
@themostdiabolicalhater5986 Жыл бұрын
In your library? What lmao
@saphironkindris
@saphironkindris Жыл бұрын
Never used a single cookbook or crafted a single item in my main playthrough, and yet I strangely agree.
@SupremeWaffle2021
@SupremeWaffle2021 Жыл бұрын
@@saphironkindris the merchant nest rays lucaria I think sells a cookbook with sleep arrows, and those things are great for enemies like the Godskin duo
@valeriomastroeni8454
@valeriomastroeni8454 10 ай бұрын
@@SupremeWaffle2021sleep pots are better
@omegaweapon116
@omegaweapon116 10 ай бұрын
@@saphironkindris I'm on my first playthrough now and I still collect materials for stuff that I'm not going to craft
@thomasdevlin5825
@thomasdevlin5825 Жыл бұрын
"You can bring flying foes low with gravity" That sounds like a message a player would leave in stormveil castle when you encounter all those war hawks
@seferofe
@seferofe Жыл бұрын
"bird ahead, therefore try gravity."
@nathreetimesnineequalstwen7172
@nathreetimesnineequalstwen7172 Жыл бұрын
😂
@fedweezy4976
@fedweezy4976 Жыл бұрын
@@seferofe pretty sure I saw this exact message at stormveil lmao
@Destructocorps
@Destructocorps 11 ай бұрын
​@@fedweezy4976Thin sort needed ahead
@lexflynn1994
@lexflynn1994 Жыл бұрын
Bro. Kale is S-tier for the crafting kit alone. Not to mention he has minor quest significance with Blaidd. He has the Torch, Telescope. And one of the cracked pots. That’s great stuff and then consider the fact he’s right at the start. Clutch merchant anyway you figure it.
@becomingsentient1208
@becomingsentient1208 Жыл бұрын
3 pots
@miciso666
@miciso666 Жыл бұрын
He even tells you to buy the kit i recall... s tier
@prins-henrik1530
@prins-henrik1530 Жыл бұрын
Not to mention if you start as wretch he is the first access to armor that you find
@MikaMikaWhatever
@MikaMikaWhatever Жыл бұрын
Rusty has bad takes from time to time. Like his "top 10 worst spells in DS3" video. Fireball; fireball was his #1 worst spell
@Mr_Jimboo
@Mr_Jimboo Жыл бұрын
If only his quest line was still in the game
@NavajoNinja
@NavajoNinja Жыл бұрын
The merchant near fingerprint shield doesnt sell anything or attack you. He just plays his music despite his bros runnin around wit madness from their eyes. 😄
@nathreetimesnineequalstwen7172
@nathreetimesnineequalstwen7172 Жыл бұрын
He attacked me when I attacked him with a Royal Night's Resolve Halberd jump attack . . .
@alsohenry
@alsohenry Жыл бұрын
@@nathreetimesnineequalstwen7172 wonder why?
@nathreetimesnineequalstwen7172
@nathreetimesnineequalstwen7172 Жыл бұрын
@@alsohenry 🙄 was just checking on his condition
@californiarollwithramensea8220
@californiarollwithramensea8220 Жыл бұрын
S tier
@loopgodjohansen
@loopgodjohansen Жыл бұрын
@@nathreetimesnineequalstwen7172vigor check
@tomnope540
@tomnope540 Жыл бұрын
I feel like the lantern sellers earn an A minimum. It's the one item that I can see every character on every build always being able to use.
@JarOfTorben
@JarOfTorben Жыл бұрын
Kale is SSS tier, homie was gonna have a questline that had something to do with the frenzied flame with some of the most powerful dialogue in the game. "If that's what they expect from us, then that is what they shall get from us!" That shit hurted my soul
@weskintime4177
@weskintime4177 Жыл бұрын
Fromsoft having a VA deliver the single most emotional and heart wrenching line in their entire game just to cut the it and the associated quest to get it.
@NumPad
@NumPad Жыл бұрын
I have to rate Kalé an S+++ solely due to metagaming the knowledge of his cut questline. And he's the first person you meet who's nice to you after Varré calls you maidenless.
@monhi64
@monhi64 4 ай бұрын
I can’t get over all the people who attacked varre the moment he called them maidenless and permanently aggro’d the guy. It was so funny that guy was pissed on top of taking the maidenless thing to heart
@___.51
@___.51 Жыл бұрын
Finding merchants camped out in extremely remote places like ainsel river and mohgwyn palace was a highlight of my first playthrough
@JakeEmmons-kz2ub
@JakeEmmons-kz2ub Жыл бұрын
He isn’t gonna stop until he ranks quite literally everything in Elden ring is he
@protagonistical
@protagonistical Жыл бұрын
Oh, yeah, you betcha.
@techpriestemily
@techpriestemily Жыл бұрын
He'll stop when he makes a video ranking his Elden Ring ranking videos.
@saphironkindris
@saphironkindris Жыл бұрын
Gotta keep up that youtube grind. Doesn't matter if the videos aren't quality, so long as you get them out.
@uglahboi6074
@uglahboi6074 Жыл бұрын
@@techpriestemily oh god 😅 I never thought about that
@seraslain962
@seraslain962 Жыл бұрын
Next up: "Ranking the Elden Ring Dragons"
@enderman8950
@enderman8950 Жыл бұрын
The one by the broken Altus bridge is underrated af, bro is one of the few merchants that is nice and apologizes for not having too much interesting stuff and most importantly plays music for you😎
@gengarisnotinsmash...
@gengarisnotinsmash... Жыл бұрын
Didn't even mention that the dragonbarrow merchant sells infinite serpent arrows. The only other source of these in the game is the snails in the walls of volcano manor, and since killing them gives an okay amount of runes you can run through that corridor two or three times then spend those runes on the arrows to get a full resupply. Also, serpent arrows with the serpent bow has massive poison buildup. Like, 3 shots to poison literally everything massive. Love it for later bosses as it's so easy to proc and gets a lot of damage over the course of a full fight. Dragonbarrow merchant could honestly be S+ tier.
@wildcardgambler
@wildcardgambler Жыл бұрын
Yeah and your own physical IRL body will have died of aging before the boss dies of poison
@IsaacClodfelter
@IsaacClodfelter Жыл бұрын
​@@wildcardgambler deadly poison and rot melt boss health bars even late game. There is a lesser version of poison that stuff like poison mist inflicts that would indeed take forever but the serpent arrows are deadly poison.
@wolhaiksong2558
@wolhaiksong2558 Жыл бұрын
Use rain of arrows with serpent arrows and you can poison anything with a big ass almost instantly.
@salihburakisik501
@salihburakisik501 Жыл бұрын
Like your straight up start and no gimmicks and abrupt end. Your comedy without soundtrack of laughter is highly appreciated.
@soarel325
@soarel325 Жыл бұрын
You missed that the Leyndell merchant sells infinite Bloody Fingers (though by this point you can join either of the two invader factions making them a bit redundant, they’re still useful if you’re avoiding joining for roleplay reasons though) Also Kale is named because he originally had a questline (and plays a role in Blaidd’s
@simonbourdin2952
@simonbourdin2952 Жыл бұрын
Bows are incredibly useful in this game. You can pull aggro from a mile away to break up enemy groups, you can cheese many bosses just by giving them poison or Scarlet Rot from outside their aggro range (even freaking Niall!), and of course you need bows to farm the blood crow at Mohg's palace. It makes your quality of life so much easier, and shortbows are so light, that there's really no reason to ever not have one.
@kokotomenance344
@kokotomenance344 Жыл бұрын
i gotta hear the niall strat
@simonbourdin2952
@simonbourdin2952 Жыл бұрын
@@kokotomenance344 There's a spot somewhere around Castle Sol where you can stand and shoot Niall through a hole in the wall without even entering the castle. I don't know where it is exactly, but you can find videos of it online. (It may have been patched out at this point.)
@leafians
@leafians Жыл бұрын
my first playthru i mained bows as my ranged weapon and they were so good. I used crossbows too early game, and later used them mostly to inflict status effects (sleep bolts on the godskin duo). I struggled with Niall even using summons, so the arrow cheese spot was amazing
@sasaki999pro
@sasaki999pro Жыл бұрын
I got the pulley bow early by running around and once you get that baby up to +6 the first half of the game basically becomes a Skyrim Stealth Archer simulator.
@JetStream0509
@JetStream0509 Жыл бұрын
I really need to try them out one of these days. As massive as Elden Ring is, there isn’t enough time in a single playthrough to adequately appreciate half of the the things that an average build has available to them (except if you’re running a pure Arcane build lmao)
@awoodenkiwitoy6293
@awoodenkiwitoy6293 Жыл бұрын
The golden great arrows sold by the pseudo-cockmunch in leyndell are actually a lot more useful than you'd think, since their explosion grants you golden vow at no FP cost.
@becomingsentient1208
@becomingsentient1208 Жыл бұрын
Regarding the disappearing Cracked Pot from the Caelid Highway South merchant: The game will still give you no more than 20 pots in a single run, even if you take the 3 pot starting gift. Taking the gift removes 3 other pots in the world - this one, and two of the four in the Auriza Side Tomb.
@CErra310
@CErra310 5 ай бұрын
The starting gift gives you _three_ pots?!
@TheValiantBob
@TheValiantBob Жыл бұрын
I feel like the coastal cave merchant could have gotten one rank higher just for the broadsword. It is the best non-somber straight sword in the game in terms of damage after all. Sure it doesn't have a thrust R2, or is as long as some of the others, but if it's damage you're after then this is the one you want.
@Nasgatemk2
@Nasgatemk2 Жыл бұрын
It's actually nuts because there's literally no other weapon category where one weapon is the strongest with every infusion. Usually there's at least one Str and one Dex.
@WretchedRedoran
@WretchedRedoran 11 ай бұрын
Wait, you mean the one you get from choosing confessor? Man, I used a scimitar instead because I liked the animations more. Never knew it was so good.
@lordptk4115
@lordptk4115 Жыл бұрын
I really like the fact, that the merchants in Limgrave sell Smithing Stones. Sure, the're not unique Items, but hitting them all up allow you to upgrade a weapon to +5 I think, without going into any of the tunnels, which is nice on repeat playthroughs. Also the broadsword is the highest AR Straight Sword in the game, and even though it has the inferior straight sword moveset, it is absolut class in a dual wield build. Also the Saintsbridge one sells pickled turtle necks, and the recipe for that. Hey stamina is useful.
@Norinia
@Norinia Жыл бұрын
Plain smithing stones only allow for +3 weapons (I think they take 12 smithing stones to do that) You need smithing stone 2 to get above that. I don’t think anyone in Limgrave sells that particular one.
@DianaHatter
@DianaHatter Жыл бұрын
They didn't at the game's launch, it's a very sweet change
@potionseller8943
@potionseller8943 Жыл бұрын
the troll head weakness thing is more than just their riposte spot, if you shoot them there it stuns them really hard, it has a whole animation.
@xdoubt4113
@xdoubt4113 Жыл бұрын
Okay, so I would definitly reconsider the merchants in Caelid if you'r doing a bow build. All three of them sell a different arrow limitlessly: Regular, fire, and poison. Super, handy, and will be returning to them many times in the future!
@DarkCT
@DarkCT Жыл бұрын
keeping this in mind for if i ever pick up the game- Crossbow/bow centric is basically how i play this companies games where they have them.
@DVAcme
@DVAcme 9 ай бұрын
Kale deserves to be AT LEAST A Tier. He's near the beginning of the game and next to a Site of Grace so he's the most easily accessible merchant, very useful early game. Bows are severely underrated cause they're not weapons, they're TOOLS, you use them to peg annoying enemies from afar to weaken or outright kill them before they're at melee range, so him selling you arrows never goes obsolete. And most importantly, HE'S THE ONE WHO INTRODUCES YOU TO BLAIDD.
@baconsir1159
@baconsir1159 6 ай бұрын
Most most importantly, the crafting kit is absurdly useful
@monhi64
@monhi64 4 ай бұрын
Arrows are goated for turning off those flame spitter elevators so that you don’t have to fuck around with sprinting to the safe space. It’d be nice if magic worked too but hey somethings gotta make the arrows more useful
@ironwolf5802
@ironwolf5802 Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas to all and to all please don't kill our random campfire merchant's. The first one kinda looks like a thin Santa.
@spiraljumper74
@spiraljumper74 Жыл бұрын
No mention of the golden greatarrows sold by the isolated merchant inside the Leyndell outer wall?! Those are fantastic items for buffing your allies and self in co-op! They’re an infinite supply of mini golden vows that cost zero fp to use!
@kellmalleus5825
@kellmalleus5825 Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas, Rusty. Enjoying your content quite a lot, and having a timed video release for today was a great move.
@LargeMetallicFellow
@LargeMetallicFellow Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas dude. And please keep making videos like this! Your rankings are really fun to watch!
@Nick-Terakidan
@Nick-Terakidan Жыл бұрын
I mean, the last one sells an unlimited number of Ghostflame arrows, the better version of the bone frost arrows
@RayPoreon
@RayPoreon Жыл бұрын
The poison darts and rocks are actually great, means you can poison stuff without losing weapon damage, even if youve pumped nothing but int. Course mages wont need poison since they can just one shot the boss. The imprisoned merchant is also good since the pulley crossbow and burred bolts can pretty much solo the game for you(except the bosses immune to bleed)
@jacthing1
@jacthing1 Жыл бұрын
Heh Comet azur goes *PEW*
@Anchor-Supreme
@Anchor-Supreme Жыл бұрын
The Braodsword at the Coastal Cave merchant is a top-tier weapon for the entire game for many builds. I 100% suggest picking it up for just in case you need something fast.
@bingusthegreat9733
@bingusthegreat9733 Жыл бұрын
I usually stick with the Longsword because I can’t handle not having pokes
@TheRealYgrek
@TheRealYgrek Жыл бұрын
Saintsbridge is A tier. He plays music... and that's it, but its still better than all other merchants that don't play music. Also kalé is S tier because his voice actor voiced Cypher, my favourite agent in Valorant
@ballisticm0use72
@ballisticm0use72 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: all music merchants will attack with frenzy if provoked, while normal merchants won't
@TheRealYgrek
@TheRealYgrek Жыл бұрын
@@ballisticm0use72 that's actually good to know
@azrioael2814
@azrioael2814 Жыл бұрын
Happy holidays! Love watching your content man :D
@themambawarrior2290
@themambawarrior2290 Жыл бұрын
The Broadsword is pretty much the best, and strongest, straight sword that isn't unique, with the best damage of all of them. Even for just that I'd want that merchant to be in C at least.
@Ayahuasca98
@Ayahuasca98 Жыл бұрын
Love how you couldn’t be bothered enough to make a Christmas video so you just put on Christmas music in the background of this vid sometimes
@IsaacClodfelter
@IsaacClodfelter Жыл бұрын
Everything Kale sells is incredibly useful if you don't avoid consumable, bows, and are playing blind. As the notes he has have pretty ok hints. Also he gifts us the ability to craft for the low price of 500 runes. He also introduces us to a wolf lad and gives us an emote. Easy S tier, he has done more for me than any real person.
@prestonmitchell9135
@prestonmitchell9135 3 ай бұрын
Cue Metallica's sad but true
@Fwufikins
@Fwufikins 3 ай бұрын
Kale gets bonus points for getting the ball rolling on Blaidd's questline. Sure, there are ways to skip around a bit, but being able to meet him early (and completely trivialize getting the Bloodhound fang at the very start) is still nice.
@ElevatorLink
@ElevatorLink Жыл бұрын
Thank you Rusty. The holidays are always hard for me but this made my day a little better.
@iceheart994
@iceheart994 Жыл бұрын
Is there anything rusty can't rank, like, wow
@amanwithnoplan7648
@amanwithnoplan7648 Жыл бұрын
My favorite is the one playing gehrman’s theme, I think he’s on a bridge in altus
@theseventhify
@theseventhify 6 ай бұрын
I'll have you know, celestial dew is vital on your first seamless co-op run. For when you realize ypu have to separate for Alexander's quest or you'll piss him off...
@coryiscoolerthanyou167
@coryiscoolerthanyou167 Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas rusty thanks for another banger
@godlydestroyer4234
@godlydestroyer4234 Жыл бұрын
Kalè visited my house and gave me presents, can confirm he is santa
@gabrielepardini1126
@gabrielepardini1126 Жыл бұрын
There are some gravel stone directly under the first of the two golems in the way for the great jar in Caelid Picking a couple of stone keys you can go there from the beginning
@fishyboy2140
@fishyboy2140 Жыл бұрын
Another great ranking video. Have a nice Christmas :).
@ShyestofGuys
@ShyestofGuys 11 ай бұрын
So I'm getting back into Elden Ring after no lifing it for the first like 2 months of it's existence and I found your videos on accident thanks to a single thumbnail. As a result I've seen all of your big tierlists and are now hitting the meme ones and it actively taught me many things I never considered nor didn't really care about but was somewhat aware of [Fire is good] and it's been a great experience. Thanks for also handling this topic, which is the most important in the whole game, obviously.
@AllCloudsAreBunnies
@AllCloudsAreBunnies Жыл бұрын
The merchants outfits are so great though. They should get a break just for those. I wish we had access to the ones that had the full face covering. Looks so good
@Rocky-yw1zo
@Rocky-yw1zo Жыл бұрын
What an amazing Christmas gift
@Jago-pl7op
@Jago-pl7op Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@yourweirdplant
@yourweirdplant 2 ай бұрын
I have to say, though, the merchants playing music on their instrument or bow or whatever that thing is have to be the most aesthetically pleasing.
@Patrick_The_Pure
@Patrick_The_Pure 5 ай бұрын
"Otherwise hope you like hunting dragonflies" That's why i have a bow, for those pesky buggers.
@texastoast9448
@texastoast9448 Жыл бұрын
I feel the sentries torch would have fit in more as an Additional reward that you would get from the tree sentinel duo at the gates since that is the only sentinel that actually carries the torch
@ethandye8764
@ethandye8764 Жыл бұрын
22:02 there are 3 or 4 that respawn at fort Haight, its a fairly recent change. they did not respawn before iirc!
@chesterstone2024
@chesterstone2024 Жыл бұрын
wow what a great christmas present merry chrysler rusty
@whitedrake6933
@whitedrake6933 Жыл бұрын
I love your videos! You are not only funny and creative, but your multiple skills make your videos very distinct from other content creators. It always makes my day to see that you've uploaded a new banger.
@gray1220_
@gray1220_ Жыл бұрын
And I thought Christmas Couldn't get better
@Myeran
@Myeran Жыл бұрын
The spinning crossbow broke me.
@EnergyBurst2
@EnergyBurst2 Жыл бұрын
The Merchant across the bridge in Limgrave was one I completely missed and had to look up the location of after beating the game when collecting armors and what not, same with the one on the ramp after you get into the academy.
@OuterRimPride
@OuterRimPride Жыл бұрын
Just realized the sentry’s torch looks just like the giant torch things stuck into the battlefield around Leyndell
@TheEcoolarg
@TheEcoolarg Жыл бұрын
10:15 even better! he sells you the Fanged Imp Ashes which you need to get the GRAVEN-MASS TALISMAN(8% to ALL sorceries that do damage) on Albinauric Rise located on Consecrated Snowfield, one of the few things I got on my own without looking it out and felt so cool about it. if anything that guy is a S tier to me 12:39 he obviously has the guilty hood beacuse he is guilty of warcrimes at the hood duh ps: merry xmas( I literally hate the english translation of cristo, is hard to write)
@magnum3725
@magnum3725 Жыл бұрын
Christ mass
@haterkiller1312
@haterkiller1312 4 ай бұрын
You don’t need those for Albinauric Rise, you can just throw a few crystal darts at one of the Imps already there and it will attack the other one
@TheGrinningGamer
@TheGrinningGamer Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas, Rusty! Your dedication to quality over quantity is something I can only aspire to. Each video from you is entertaining and fun. Have a happy holidays and a great new year!
@Duskets
@Duskets Жыл бұрын
I’ve been giggling at “a parking lot of sentient, carnivorous woodchippers” for like 10 minutes now.
@danielhuelsman76
@danielhuelsman76 7 ай бұрын
A merchant run might be an interesting sort of roleplay. You use the items they sell and the equipment and spells they use.
@JediSamson
@JediSamson Жыл бұрын
Ah, Kale...the only memorable Nomadic merchant because 1. He's the first merchant you find 2. He's named 3. HE'S DRESSED AS SANTA! Seriously -- I actually yelled out "HOLY SHIT! Kids look its SANTA!" The first time I ever played Elden Ring and me and my kids have never lost our wonder for Kale.
@MikaMikaWhatever
@MikaMikaWhatever Жыл бұрын
Objectively wrong of you to rate Kalé as C tier. He's S tier, because he sells you the crafting kit, a super essential item and also a standard torch for caves, telescope and a decent shield and chain armor if your current armor (or lack thereof) isn't suffice. This is your "fireball is the worst spell in DS3" all over again
@thomaslardinois6383
@thomaslardinois6383 Жыл бұрын
Saintsbridge and Forest-Spanning Greatbridge are S-Teir simply for the tunes. Also, you can totally farm that gravel in the gorge on the way to the colosseum with the giant Jar warrior in Caelid.
@-Nightingale
@-Nightingale Жыл бұрын
That merchant that says he's hungry pissed me off the first time I played. "Me is hungy buy my MEAT!"
@minerman60101
@minerman60101 Жыл бұрын
Bad take on the note; finding out game knowledge ingame in an immersive way will always be superior to alt tabbing to internet resources. Edit: cut content implies that the notes are taken on crows to pass information between merchants, so yeah it is absolutely an underground cabal
@cthubol6824
@cthubol6824 Жыл бұрын
if u just wanna get the golden scarab in the rot cave these additional preserving boluses do come in handy early on besides the ones in that one shack, don't think id would go out of my way to craft them though.
@null8384
@null8384 Жыл бұрын
I love the naming conventions of your videos
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 Жыл бұрын
8:42 Seeing a crossbow be treated like a hovering fidget spinner is so bizarre for so many reasons.
@deusgamer4922
@deusgamer4922 Жыл бұрын
What’s the set you’re wearing at 16:07? I recognise the leather chest piece but naught else.
@davidhalliday2243
@davidhalliday2243 Жыл бұрын
Love the background music. Very chill.
@setarcos42
@setarcos42 Жыл бұрын
Subscribed just for the outro. Classy sir 😎
@aedragorix
@aedragorix Жыл бұрын
I usually listen to rusty's vids in the bg while playing elden ring, so ffs my face wanted to implode from laughing when I saw the high speed helicoptering
@nunull6427
@nunull6427 Жыл бұрын
22:03 bloodbone bolts are amongst my favorites, on the pulley bow they can output suprising dmg with almost no investment alongside being infinitly craftable because this guy and the merchant who sells meat and bones.
@karecringe7967
@karecringe7967 11 ай бұрын
The slow pan of the merchants having you in the background going Absolutly bonkers with that flail got me dying bro
@TheHornedKing_27
@TheHornedKing_27 Жыл бұрын
The enchanted shot ash of war is what the followers use with the dwelling arrow so yes you can do that back to them
@zedarkenigma
@zedarkenigma Жыл бұрын
Top tier is the one who you find playing the instrument (saints bridge) I love sitting there just listening
@hamptonwooster
@hamptonwooster Жыл бұрын
The broadsword has the best scaling of any non unique short sword lol
@Ailun__
@Ailun__ Жыл бұрын
“Marinated a ribeye in peptobismol” hit me like a brick, I’m still giggling
@IRAP2002
@IRAP2002 Жыл бұрын
Also, some of the Lyendell merchant's clothing items can be found elsewhere in the game. I remember getting the ruler's robe for fashion, and then finding it somewhere else, realizing I wasted the runes.
@officialluver
@officialluver Жыл бұрын
What armor are you wearing at 3:37?
@madamemimikyu1737
@madamemimikyu1737 Жыл бұрын
Revanents can be damaged by healing spells and if you figured that out by yourself, then that must have been one hilarious accident" Yeah I thought I got away from the zombie-centipede, was out of flasks so mid charge on my heal I hear the scream as it rose up behind me, I released the button and it crumpled like wet paper lol
@frog2444
@frog2444 Жыл бұрын
I wish so much that the didn’t cut our kales questline
@Lttsumm
@Lttsumm 9 ай бұрын
8:40 okay but spinning weapon on that crossbow looked really cool
@YungSnowGod
@YungSnowGod Жыл бұрын
I did my RL1 run with Zweihander so for me it’s weeping peninsula how ever kurki daggers are pretty useful to compliment bleed builds so that one is good to
@TheLastKing2002
@TheLastKing2002 Жыл бұрын
The one thing i can see the gravity note useful for is if it works of dragons and bosses
@FredericoASousa
@FredericoASousa 8 сағат бұрын
Kale gives you one of the most essential key items in the game by the way of crafting, another key item that is just harmless fun to use in the telescope, gives you an emote, ties to Blaidd and the Ranni quest line, is nice to you and actually spends some time talking about himself. He is easly one of the best merchants in the game
@0m3GAARS3NAL
@0m3GAARS3NAL Жыл бұрын
Hey, bow builds are doable, got one running now that can do half-hp damage to the ulcerating tree spirits in like one or two arrow rains, they're still fun as heck, just bad in pvp unless you're a turbo-god
@jasonmullin3522
@jasonmullin3522 Жыл бұрын
Super slowed down Christmas music in the background is a nice add
@cantharelluscibarius2244
@cantharelluscibarius2244 Жыл бұрын
Maronating a ribeye in pepto-bismol... Now that's an immage ...
@prestonmitchell9135
@prestonmitchell9135 3 ай бұрын
Go back a couple years and try the nyquil chicken
@CeLautrec618
@CeLautrec618 Жыл бұрын
Now that I've experienced majority of the game, I do wish there was more sleep and madness based enemies/bosses. I know there a madness based ending but it would be cool to have some bosses use it against you as well as sleep.
@NievesTheWitch
@NievesTheWitch Жыл бұрын
Rank paintings next!! And merry Christmas everyone!
@sirsmiteful6285
@sirsmiteful6285 Жыл бұрын
0:15 how is he spinning like that?! I can’t stop laughing!
@megoodatgame8535
@megoodatgame8535 Жыл бұрын
Zweihander merchant is S tier because he sells you the best weapon in the game. Oh and he has the lantern and some crafting stuff I guess
@animeavatar1743
@animeavatar1743 5 ай бұрын
A note on the Caelid Highway North merchant. Those poison stone clumps came in handy when I wanted to try killing Margit as a level one naked Wretch armed with the starting club. Also, I prefer buying things to crafting them, usually. It's true that the minute you get rotten dragon breath he's kind of redundant though.
@Destructo94
@Destructo94 Жыл бұрын
You can’t clown on the imprisoned merchant. Locked up and still hustling, gotta respect the man.
@WalterMangandid
@WalterMangandid Жыл бұрын
I love the merchants XD I think it's fun to collect all cooking books and armor sets. And I just love how some of them open shop in the most isolated and intransitable places 🤣🤣 Kalé hands down takes the crown without him I wouldn't have acquired the Blodhound sword.
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