The First Guy - CRIME COMPILATION
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Күн бұрынHi there hello I'm away on my honeymoon for two weeks, so please enjoy this compilation of crime-related First Guy videos! Back to new sketches when I return!
00:00 - The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
02:20 - The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
05:33 - The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
09:17 - The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank
12:39 - The First Guy To Ever Go To Prison
15:52 - The First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin
19:30 - The First Guy To Ever Shoplift
23:12 - The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime
26:41 - The First Guy To Ever Vandalize
30:05 - The First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage
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@RyanGeorge Жыл бұрын
Hi there hello I'm away on my honeymoon for two weeks, so please enjoy this compilation of crime-related First Guy videos! Back to new sketches when I return!
@Fharaway Жыл бұрын
Ok
@mrax5570 Жыл бұрын
bye
@magic716_ Жыл бұрын
First Jk
@Luis-Sosa Жыл бұрын
Cool
@toiletjoseph4167 Жыл бұрын
W
@Roberlink44 Жыл бұрын
'The First Guy' universe is like if humanity died out, but the infrastructure's still there, then a bunch of clones woke up in a lab, escaped and are now trying to figure out how a society functions.
@becominghero9754 3 ай бұрын
Oh m g this sounds awesome
@MKDumas1981 3 ай бұрын
Solid Ryan, Liquid Ryan, Solidus Ryan, and Revolver Ryan. All are genetically modified offspring of Big Ryan.
@ReverseZoom25thCentury 3 ай бұрын
Sounds like the plot of horizon zero dawn
@ERROR-uk9uc Ай бұрын
If the infrastructure is still there then why are the twin towers there? Check and Mate.
@jatmanTorr Ай бұрын
Underrated comment 👍
@dogmgee3206 Жыл бұрын
I love that Ryan’s version of banks are just big piles of money in some random office
@GayFesh Жыл бұрын
the first guy to invent a safe hasn't happened yet
@dan_asd Жыл бұрын
@@GayFesh i was going to the first guy to say that but i guess i am the first guy to be infuriated at not being the first guy to say that
@canadadry5449 Жыл бұрын
Okiloveyoubye
@my3dviews Жыл бұрын
You mean they're not? 🤔
@ExpensivePizza Жыл бұрын
Don't worry. Banks don't actually have your money. They used it to buy government bonds and now those bonds are worth less than they paid for them. It's all fine.. as long as you don't want to get your money out.
@scary-goth-mother Жыл бұрын
The "love you, bye" catches me off guard every time 😂
@slowodanx Жыл бұрын
I spat out my fucking drink laughing.
@louiswhite4395 8 ай бұрын
9:07 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@manuelius6306 7 ай бұрын
My friend sometimes says that in the supermarket to the cashier, it's so fricking funny
@louiswhite4395 5 ай бұрын
Imagine saying that to your friends at school
@geraldwoodard2993 2 ай бұрын
Same here 😂😂😂😂
@coacht8121 Жыл бұрын
Ryan has committed so many crimes at risk of being arrested just for the sake of our entertainment. Mad respect.
@wayneanderton4953 Жыл бұрын
He won't get arrested. He'll be locked in a room for some time
@REDACTED.O5-13 Жыл бұрын
waiting for a r/wooosh
@Massfig Жыл бұрын
@@REDACTED.O5-13here you go, what do you mean Put IN A RoOm you sound stupid, ya doofus.
@AdamL134 Жыл бұрын
He gets so many real police in his videos , if they catch on they'll be so mad.
@Gildedmuse Жыл бұрын
One of these days, Ryan is going to have him arrested.
@billbillinger2117 Жыл бұрын
"I already ate my lunch money!" Another fellow guy...just out here winging it.
@humanperson9443 Жыл бұрын
How do you do fellow human? Please send us your fleshiest limb.
@horatioprout429 Жыл бұрын
It was followed by the joke of I already ate after being offered prize money
@amn1308 Жыл бұрын
"good news, everybody stops being an alive person eventually." Such a dark line delivered so upbeat
@MKDumas1981 3 ай бұрын
Like the song "Semi-Charmed Life"?
@youknowwhoiam2771 Жыл бұрын
Seeing as how Ryan is away on his honeymoon you can imagine how his wedding went - Priest: “Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?” Ryan: “Yes, sir, I do”
@OddCanuck420 Жыл бұрын
"I'm going to take this woman to be my wife I decided"
@gordahnculous Жыл бұрын
Then he did a backflip, snapped the priests neck, and saved the day
@morganseppy5180 Жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow wow.... Wow
@the_once-and-future_king. Жыл бұрын
"Oh taking this woman is Tigh.." "Nope" "Whoops." "Whoopsie!"
@SirGa1ahad Жыл бұрын
@@the_once-and-future_king. "this woman is tight!"
@YonkoDGoofy Жыл бұрын
Watching all of these in a row makes me really appreciate how complex the Ryan Cinematic Universe really is 😂😂
@bent3736 Жыл бұрын
I think he needs to start videos off with a "previously on the RGCU"
@LedionZogaj Жыл бұрын
😂
@djreid645 7 ай бұрын
@@bent3736does anybody see the wolrd trade center I went there once idk why they replaced it
@user-kw3zu3fn7z 4 ай бұрын
Theres even a Lore if you go to the First Guy to go to Prison Video he Says he Stole someone's Hat a bunch so the Videos a connected
@Katiecat5037 6 күн бұрын
Is the a wiki page for the rgcu
@THATGuy5654 Жыл бұрын
"I think you're supposed to use that money to buy your lunch." "Well, nobody told me that! I'm just winging it out here!" I think that still remains the most relatable line in any of Ryan's work.
@loadapish Жыл бұрын
U eat money?
@Xavior12 Жыл бұрын
@@loadapish Do ... Do you not?
@qwertypixelYT Жыл бұрын
@@loadapish you dont eat money? you seem like the odd one here...
@dracula0 9 ай бұрын
@@loadapishyeah, like everyone else
@bowlofboyo Жыл бұрын
doing a backflip, snapping someone's neck and ruining everyone's day has to be the best crime
@LisaRamseyArt Жыл бұрын
I think he thought he was saving the day I decided.
@mattphillips3537 Жыл бұрын
They should make several thousand movies and TV shows about it.
@FractalNinja Жыл бұрын
It was the first assassin, the guy who hired him made him think he was a bad guy 😯
@MKDumas1981 3 ай бұрын
The "wearing someone's face as a mask took me a second, but I caught on pretty quickly.
@nowey5203 2 ай бұрын
That was probably a reference to the guy that invented fiction
@snacking5908 Жыл бұрын
I want a full movie where Ryan plays all the characters and he just changes his mustache and shirts 😂😂😂
@CosmicAggressor Жыл бұрын
Already the best movie ever.
@humanperson9443 Жыл бұрын
And glasses
@youthfulgreenbeast3851 Жыл бұрын
What I want is a movie of a normal guy trying to escape the Ryan verse
@mutteri1298 Жыл бұрын
Ryan needs to see this
@verukasault9065 Жыл бұрын
And hats!
@Goodbrew84 Жыл бұрын
Imagine living in a world so peaceful and serene that somebody tying you up and gagging you isn't even traumatic, your response is just, "oh this must be a misunderstanding."
@shanesullivan460 Жыл бұрын
Congratulations, Ryan! You truly are The First Guy to Create a Compilation of Seminal Moments in the History of Crime to Commemorate His Own Wedding!
@user-gn1cl9ix7p Жыл бұрын
Yeah, probably.
@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Жыл бұрын
That sounds like the wedding should somehow be fitting in thematically?
@oleksiiammo7832 Жыл бұрын
You are the type of guy to capitalize (not)every word in a sentence.
@qwertypixelYT Жыл бұрын
@@oleksiiammo7832 not every word- read it more carefully.
@megachristianx6592 11 ай бұрын
His wedding?
@MyBiPolarBearMax Жыл бұрын
“Your hair is arbitrary” is absolutely my go to insult 😂.
@sinistrality 10 ай бұрын
I don't know what that means but I don't like how it makes me feel.
@Colten-g6j 18 күн бұрын
Ok
@Katiecat5037 6 күн бұрын
@@sinistralityI could pick out your ears in a lineup
@jaymz1758 Жыл бұрын
This is just what crime is like in Canada. It's a documentary.
@MckieDs595 Жыл бұрын
It’s called Many Rooms.
@Bummerland.Here.I.Am. 9 ай бұрын
I didn’t even know there was crime in Canada 🇨🇦
@Dextersauve2001 8 ай бұрын
As a canadian I can confirm
@Jonah.i_dont_know Жыл бұрын
a whole half hour of crime? This has got to be one of the greatest deals of all time!
@DragonKing5356 Жыл бұрын
I guess you could call it *a steal*
@tgtdtmaa 7 ай бұрын
@@DragonKing5356that joke must’ve been super easy, barely an inconvenience
@lucasplantzos Жыл бұрын
“Your not allowed to put people in rooms against their will so I’m gonna put you in a room against your will” made me hysterical😂
@_sayandas Жыл бұрын
Imagine all these guys lined up in prison for lunch, all with the face of Ryan.
@uglen7420 Жыл бұрын
Why is the twin towers in the background in the first skit bro
@gooquestione Жыл бұрын
@@uglen7420 Yeah cause sayandas5033 has all the answers
@_sayandas Жыл бұрын
@@uglen7420 The first guy invented crime, so there was no terrorism before him
@emwhaibee Жыл бұрын
-kang- Ryandom
@mutteri1298 Жыл бұрын
Or maybe the first guy who was put in a room did all the crimes in this video
@s108745 Жыл бұрын
Watching all Ryan's crime related sketches is now super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@blahblahsaurus2458 9 ай бұрын
i would even go so far as to say it's a convenience! it actually took a while to get this far, it's pretty far
@MKDumas1981 3 ай бұрын
Oh, really?
@s108745 3 ай бұрын
Ooh... Responding to comments months later is TIGHT!!!
@privacyvalued4134 Жыл бұрын
"Is this like a phone plan issue?" If I ever need to deal with a kidnapping/hostage situation, I'm going to have to remember that one.
@Soupy_loopy Жыл бұрын
The idea of someone wearing a person's face like a mask in a world where everyone has the same face is too much for me to comprehend.
@Traisas 6 ай бұрын
lol I didn't get the extra layer to it until you pointed it out. Brilliant
@KimboKG14 Жыл бұрын
imagine all the sketches would add up into a movie once you put them in the right order
@SeriousMn653 Жыл бұрын
Ryan George: The Movie!
@sinistrality 10 ай бұрын
Then he does a pitch meeting for it
@PapaSmurf40K Жыл бұрын
I have to say, these are the most polite criminals I've ever seen. You can definitely tell Ryan's Canadian lol.
@Bummerland.Here.I.Am. 9 ай бұрын
You are correct, I’ve decided
@bttrflymagic Жыл бұрын
I guess Assassin Guy wasn’t able to get out of his engagement. Nice of him to still get married for the sake of continuity. Congrats, Assassin Guy!
@mistere.9534 Жыл бұрын
I want a honeymoon pitch meeting or a "First guy to go on a honeymoon" video
@makarabaduk1754 Жыл бұрын
If only so we can get an explanation for the word "honeymoon"...
@thegallantrayku2677 Жыл бұрын
"Hi there hello wife" "Yes hi hello" "I know we spent alot of money on this big party but I think we should go somewhere else" "Oh like to our house that we decided we share?" "No I was thinking more like going to somewhere to celebrate that big party we had."
@nicholasbrown668 11 ай бұрын
@@makarabaduk1754i mean its pretty simple, its just a reference the the moon cycle and emotions, no sooner is the moon full than it begins to wane basically saying the first month, or Honeymoon, will be the most passionate and love filled of the marriage, before transitioning into the rest of the cycle and dealing with married life
@makarabaduk1754 11 ай бұрын
@@nicholasbrown668 A nice, concise explanation there. But I was really angling for the "Ryanverse" explanation in the tradition of *How Things Got Their Names*.
@nicholasbrown668 11 ай бұрын
@@makarabaduk1754 i see i wasn't easy and an inconvenience....gods ive failed Ryan
@12HitCombo Жыл бұрын
"Hi there, hello" is my favorite Ryan George catchphrase. Everyone focuses on the "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" or a lot of those other Pitch Meeting catch phrases. But I really enjoy "Hi there, hello", there's something wholesome about it.
@Katiecat5037 6 күн бұрын
Hi there hello I’m the commentstronaut here to tell you that I agree completely
@broyce1981 Жыл бұрын
33 minutes straight of people being put into rooms! Yes, please!
@EdgarRoock Жыл бұрын
6:23 "I'm making them related now." is such a great line to use in a blackmailing situation. Noted down.
@Zanmakenninotachii Жыл бұрын
half a hour of "the first guy" about crimes? that's a great compilation, I decided
@edwardmk6539 Жыл бұрын
When he says “ I decided “ it’s hilarious 😂😂😂
@StephanieJeanne Жыл бұрын
The kidnapping one is hilarious! 🤣
@peterkrug4124 24 күн бұрын
"Love you, bye!"😁😆😅🤣
@smokeystarr Жыл бұрын
His comedic delivery is so dialed in. These just keep getting better
@alaye5583 Жыл бұрын
This is just a comp.
@MyBiPolarBearMax Жыл бұрын
Its the chemistry between all the actors that does it.
@favoritemustard3542 Жыл бұрын
@@alaye5583 yes, & you can see a progression in his craft. 👍👍
@SethrenJensen Жыл бұрын
27:25 "Now hang on a second, I've got half a mind to call the police about this!" "What's the other half of your mind doin'?" "Holding in a fart. Now you stay right there I'm calling the police!" Congratulations Ryan! Happy Honeymoon! Thank you so much for all the laughs!
@Mr-Beanz 6 ай бұрын
What's the other half of YOUR mind doin'?
@fangmcghee-oq5xh Ай бұрын
"I already did...be doin that" #1 Ryan George line ever
@JPgene_ 4 ай бұрын
29:37. "That is a crime-doodle" Stuck in my head so hard
@Katiecat5037 6 күн бұрын
Crime doodle
@Sly88Frye Жыл бұрын
8:00 I've always loved that part and it's actually why I go back to watch the original skit. The more commanding mustache, it's just so perfect😂
@Katiecat5037 6 күн бұрын
My mustache is more commanding than yours
@alphaomega4968 Жыл бұрын
That Cop Guy looks exactly like that Producer Guy. I bet he hears that a lot.
@orlandoparaskeva9398 Жыл бұрын
In hindsight, that first sketch is what led to me embarking on a life of crime
@notsohonesttbh Жыл бұрын
i love how in these skits everything is existing except what the skit is talking about
@gregorybronstein Жыл бұрын
I know.
@NinjaBearFilms Жыл бұрын
A 33 minute Ryan George skit… am I dreaming?
@TheElvenKeys Жыл бұрын
yeah
@InsolventSK Жыл бұрын
Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up
@jorgemtzb9359 Жыл бұрын
It’s a bunch of old skits. It says compilation
@NinjaBearFilms Жыл бұрын
@@jorgemtzb9359 listen to my pretend shock at this totally known truth bomb you just dropped.
@erikarussell1142 Жыл бұрын
Hi there hello, this is an amazing compilation. I watched all these when they came out and it’s awesome watching this all over again. Ryan is soooo talented funny and awkward. I love how he points out how weird everything is. And it sooo is.
@martind5653 3 ай бұрын
So basically whole planet of Ryan Georges was born at same time and now they all try to figure out society. Thats my head cannon.
@Ballistic2770 Жыл бұрын
Have a good honeymoon Ryan :) Love your content :D
@PabloLewis-ve6ud 3 ай бұрын
I love the idea that all people suddenly lost all their memories and woke up and had to figure out how to do all this again
@chatterboxbudgets Жыл бұрын
The volume of comments when the video has only been available for 15 minutes cracks me up... but not as much as the videos themselves. Yay for compilations & honeymoons! 🎉
@greatazuredragon Жыл бұрын
Rewatching things this guy has done before is super easy, barely an inconvenience. ^^
@SwordmasterKane Жыл бұрын
Watching all these videos in a compilation made me realize how Canadian this entire approach to situations is...
@dise8785 Жыл бұрын
Making compilations is super easy, barely an inconvenience
@NiZaRiOn Жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow.......... Wow wow.
@RicoTonetti Жыл бұрын
Compilations are TIGHT
@hatyyy Жыл бұрын
why do i see this same comment on every video ryan george makes i dont get it
@RicoTonetti Жыл бұрын
@@hatyyy try searching for ryan george pitch meetings and thank me later. Or did i spoil it… Whoopsie
@c-eb3634 Жыл бұрын
@@hatyyy cause looking up the pitch meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience. Pitch meetings are TIGHT!
@IsTheMeep Жыл бұрын
I feel like Ryan can make tons of these complications since they are always very fun
@FuzzyStripetail Жыл бұрын
Questionably punchable face Ryan standing in the middle of the street for 72 consecutive hours was probably the meanest crime that he ever committed.
@YossGold Жыл бұрын
Seeing them put together like this proves one thing - continuity in the Ryanverse is flawless
@vphiameradisogaarwa Жыл бұрын
Hope there are more of these "First Persons" coming, they are hilarious!
@theblade5615 Жыл бұрын
19:52 the shoplifter stole an expensive brand name shirt!?! Outrageous!
@Imjustkendall Жыл бұрын
ANARCHY
@rileymosman2808 Жыл бұрын
I forgot about the shoplifting one, I'd watch a feature length Jurassic Park with Ryan playing all the parts and swearing a lot. Hell, I'd actually pay good money to own that
@MozartTheGOAT Жыл бұрын
Have I seen every single one of these videos before? Yes Am I going to watch this video anyways? Yes
@nhmooytis7058 Жыл бұрын
Enjoy your honeymoon! Glad Screenwriter Guy and Producer Guy finally tied the knot.😊
@wamrainc176 Жыл бұрын
Thanks! I have been thinking, what about “the first guy to steal someone identity” with your brilliant mind I am sure you can make an amazing sketch out of it. But beside that I truly appreciate you as an Amazing KZfaqr my friend.
@dubionite Жыл бұрын
I love the idea of a full civilization being built before anyone ever committed crime
@LasseVagstherKarlsen Жыл бұрын
Posting an interim video while he's away on honeymoon was super-easy, barely an inconvenience.
@matthennessy146 Жыл бұрын
Even when crimes happens in the Ryan George universe everyone so polite they listen to each other’s solutions & they never interrupt each other 😂😂😂
@gabrieljordan8015 Жыл бұрын
I just burst out laughing at the gym during the kidnapping scene now everyone thinks im a weirdo
@ouchman4212 Жыл бұрын
yay, finally a compilation! it's great to be able to listen to them consecutively without having to choose the next one. Congrats on the wedding too!
@NthDoctorWho Жыл бұрын
My favorite crimepilation.
@mallygeedkm 11 ай бұрын
This “Being John Malkovich” universe you’ve created where everyone has the same face is really brilliant.
@omartaj7010 Жыл бұрын
Congrats Ryan and have a good one! Meanwhile I and everyone else are laughing our heads off. Thank you for the laughs.
@Coriolanus_Snow Жыл бұрын
The hat fit the "thief" way better than the original owner.
@norishimogawa6125 Жыл бұрын
Thats what the ryan media wants you to believe
@DragonKing5356 Жыл бұрын
True
@ChrisSmith-5655 Жыл бұрын
If you're really stoned right now, imagine an actual Earth where everyone is actually Ryan and this is how all interactions occur
@sidhackney8831 10 ай бұрын
Roger that
@ValentineS97 10 ай бұрын
i AM stoned rn and i cannot fathom a world so chaotic 😅😂
@RUClassicallyTrained Жыл бұрын
Police Ryan: YOU COMPLETELY DEFACED THAT WALL! Vandal Ryan who literally painted a face on that wall: 👁👄👁
@TerryOnTuesday Жыл бұрын
YASS! Your wife has put you in a room for two weeks, she decided.
@TheElbowMerchant Жыл бұрын
The best part of honeymoons are mostly spent in rooms, to be fair.
@greysintabb7785 9 ай бұрын
I love how Ryan can turn the worst situations into a casual conversation😂
@Reubentheimitator6572 Жыл бұрын
I didn't know I wanted 'The First Guy compilation - CRIME COMPILATION', and now I have it, so I have joy. Thank you, O Ryan George.
@SpazPhoenix Жыл бұрын
Appreciating Ryan’s brilliance while he’s off honey-ing the moon (congrats btw) is super easy, barely an inconvenience
@courtneyevie Жыл бұрын
ryan has a real talent for describing things in ways that don't explain what it is at all but we all still know exactly what he's talking about.
@BillyBobJoeJonson Жыл бұрын
i love the phrase "im going to put you in a room for this"
@ZizoLeCalamar Жыл бұрын
This is blowing my mind a little bit because some of these were new to me and I thought I've seen all your videos. Great compilation, I like that compilation. Keep 'em coming!
@geustaccount5908 Жыл бұрын
"What's the other half doing?" "Holding in a fart." Most relatable thing ever
@bronsoncarder2491 Жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man, I see a new Ryan George video and I click on it.
@Imjustkendall Жыл бұрын
ur not a man
@bronsoncarder2491 Жыл бұрын
@@Imjustkendall you got me, I'm actually a lizard.
@kurisutofusan Жыл бұрын
I love the feel-good world these characters live in, and I especially love when they say "We/I decided."!
@mhoey321 Ай бұрын
"Just let me do me" "You nabbed a man, say it right" "No!" 😂
@Knightwing785 Жыл бұрын
"I'm Probably gonna do a Murder on you!" 😂😂😂
@Imjustkendall Жыл бұрын
what?? you should be put in a room over that i decided.
@isaacvincent8443 Жыл бұрын
I love how higher authorities are just people with more impressive mustaches. 😄
@metalchickenproductions332 Жыл бұрын
Ryan needs a Cameo in the MCU so it becomes canon that an entire world of Ryan Georges exists in the Marvel Multiverse. Your move Hollywood
@WiloPolis03 Жыл бұрын
Congrats on being the *First Guy* to go on a honeymoon Ryan!!!!
@WiloPolis03 Жыл бұрын
@__The_ryan_george Obvious scam is obvious
@Randomperson-dq3un Жыл бұрын
The compilation we never knew we needed
@hollowshield2315 Жыл бұрын
congrats one your honeymoon Ryan! wish you two happiness!
@multigameswithryan9215 Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for something like this :D
@TwistyBons 2 ай бұрын
out of this entire crime compilation the most criminal thing is ryan saying candy corn was good
@thesithcynic3398 Жыл бұрын
The compilation we needed, but didn’t deserve
@markstill8172 Жыл бұрын
What?? WOW!!! Congratulations, Ryan! I'm glad that you and the woman who is now your wife decided to do this thing. All the best!!!
@sidhackney8831 10 ай бұрын
"Thoughts were tearing through my head like wildfire. And my ventriloquism is getting better" I need a 10 season serialized show about this cop
@davidgoulding1386 6 ай бұрын
Your videos are pure gold sir!
@aaronpitts5127 Жыл бұрын
This was awesome and I FINALLY heard the line I love so much. "...I decided."
@TTabbyTT Жыл бұрын
That hat thief started a saga
@likebot. Жыл бұрын
-Sorry for your loss- er, Congratulations! Many happy returns :)
@valengar7 Жыл бұрын
I'd seen each video previously, but back-to-back is just amazing. I had forgotten the perfection of the man-nabbing bit.
@Galaxia_Moon Жыл бұрын
Hey, Ryan, thanks for making these videos! I’m a comic artist, and I can’t focus on making my art without background noise, and your videos are great for background noise! Keep up the good work!
@ursidae97 Жыл бұрын
It is nice when the Ryan clones stumble upon empathy.
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Congratulations Ryan! Take your time!
@Hellgrinde 10 ай бұрын
I love how he said “have you tried wiiishing?” 😂
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