Subscribe: bit.ly/2wscuFf Twitter/Instagram: @TheRyanGeorge Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!
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@RyanGeorge5 жыл бұрын
Here's some "Snap The Bad Guy's Neck" merch, you heroes: ryangeorge.threadless.com/designs/snap-the-bad-guys-neck-and-save-the-day
@samsamelia30295 жыл бұрын
oh nooooo I just watched all pitch meetings and LOOOOOOVE THEM SO MUCH!!! now I am sooo sad! Now I go through all the "first guy ever..." so funny as well!
@HighNoonTex5 жыл бұрын
Lol, that shirt is hilarious, put me down for a 10 of those
@drakkonslayersilverclaw02775 жыл бұрын
I've been writing fan fiction since 1997. I invented fanfic with my Goku x Bulma story.
@SteveMahoney5 жыл бұрын
I wanna get one for me and a buddy but he's 4 or 5x. Any custom orders?
@upc2h225 жыл бұрын
No offense....but I enjoy these more than pitch meetings (which are great themselves) keep em coming!!
@AyushSharma-tk1qq5 жыл бұрын
"Hey, shut up. This guy is telling lies!"
@LegendLungs4 жыл бұрын
You can fix that
@IAdmitMyCrime4 жыл бұрын
Hey is your profile pic Sam from Holes?
@kanyerahming4 жыл бұрын
"I want to hear one of these lies."
@KingFlame-dh8rs4 жыл бұрын
SAM THE ONION MAN, SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM THE ONION MAN!
@goldensilence58414 жыл бұрын
Damn you beat me to it
@brockbaker5 жыл бұрын
So, you've got a fictional story for me?
@lightningbolt44195 жыл бұрын
huh is am
@mattfinish21965 жыл бұрын
Brock Baker, Yes sir I do!
@PedrocasPT5 жыл бұрын
Yehyehyeh
@shubhamuraon35525 жыл бұрын
Oh what it is called?
@RjitPlayz5 жыл бұрын
Referencing Pitch meeting quotes is tight!
@afterimage6422 Жыл бұрын
I love how the guy's house was on fire so he just walked up to the first people he saw and calmly asked if they had water 🤣
@TitanOfTomorrow4 ай бұрын
EPIC😂
@revondamehovic3132Ай бұрын
Tell me you're Canadian without telling me you're Canadian
@CloudyNebula2 жыл бұрын
Just realized how the two guys are, basically, binge watching his stories and that's why they don't mind paying for them on a regular basis. Brilliant stuff.
@jameswhitley41015 жыл бұрын
I love how it started as just a joke but then turned into a metacommentary on moder super hero movies
@runninginsept5 жыл бұрын
No it was first a meta on the media industry. When the guys started throwing money at him, it started to feel like Netflix 🤣
@me_lero5 жыл бұрын
Einar Amund and also an ad for a modern super hero movie. Postmodernism in a nutshell.
@pjatm_5 жыл бұрын
...and he did a backflip and snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day.
@musetangolazorus18755 жыл бұрын
And the man of steel thing
@fabycho67914 жыл бұрын
No shit
@Bed_Sheet_Ghost5 жыл бұрын
*House is burning down* "Hey, do you guys have any water...?"
@commentcopbadge66655 жыл бұрын
No but we have a bucket of lies.
@goshtic95655 жыл бұрын
@@commentcopbadge6665 The plot twist, he was lying about his house on fire.
@madyluvsanime12485 жыл бұрын
First man to need firefighters
@senaahasan51825 жыл бұрын
@CommentCop Badge#666 l At the end,the guy is just like, "You know, I needed a bucket of water but now I need a bucket of elaborate and imaginative lies!"
@brokentoaster92315 жыл бұрын
Water is *tight*
@abhinavtiwari82353 ай бұрын
After this, the Guy who wrote fiction became Ryan Screenwriter and the Guy with hat became the Executive guy, and they together Monetized the power of Fiction.
@CreeperArcade2 жыл бұрын
"So he did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck, and saved the day!" Wow, this dude can really tell a story.
@LeoChaseTheMythMaster4 ай бұрын
Agreed.
@MUHEVLOGS777IRLАй бұрын
Whenever someone walks into a room I turn to Someone and say that
@trevorprice18675 жыл бұрын
Doing backflips, snapping bad guys' necks & saving the day is *TIGHT*
@slambamcam5 жыл бұрын
Barely even an inconvenience
@astrobookwormsinger5 жыл бұрын
Where is that from??? I'm new to Ryan's channel so 😅
@traurigekatze5 жыл бұрын
@@astrobookwormsinger it's from Screen Rant he has two channels
@bleh15695 жыл бұрын
Yes
@toddc39885 жыл бұрын
I guess someone had to.....
@SDCored5 жыл бұрын
"It's gotta be pretty hard to charge money for telling lies." "Actually it's gonna be super easily, barely an inconvenience."
@brucebaker8105 жыл бұрын
But...there are so many things that didn't happen. Most things, really. So, by supply and demand, shouldn't lies be, like, super cheap?
@louisvictor34735 жыл бұрын
@@brucebaker810 But if you change the lie a little bit, it is like, a completely different thing
@somerandomgirl88975 жыл бұрын
Charging money for lies is *TIGHT*
@biohazardmadness11555 жыл бұрын
@@brucebaker810 Well Bruce baker here's the thing. the stupid people have money and we want it Ryan George: "hmmm they are pretty stupid and I do like money..."
@R.DumDum5 жыл бұрын
Oh really
@ntrong325 ай бұрын
The man of steel "snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day" pay off was great.
@supertron6039 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see Ruffus save everyone in the new Avengers movie.
@LeoChaseTheMythMaster4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂.
@firelordeliteast6750Ай бұрын
There actually was an episode of Spiderman and his Amazing Friends where half the avengers plus a few X men were saved by a dog
@BlackGryph0n5 жыл бұрын
Dude, I’m addicted to your humor style! 😂 Tell us more lie stories!
@RyanGeorge5 жыл бұрын
Thanks man! I WILL
@thewanderinggamer13694 жыл бұрын
@@Kronoan Take my money! Take my f*cking money.
@SonGoku-bn5di4 жыл бұрын
WAT BLACK GRYPHON
@farzana_shampa4 жыл бұрын
@@RyanGeorge you should do pitch meeting on your own channel to
@monsoon8614 жыл бұрын
Black gryphon I love your vids and channel!!
@DAVIDMARTINEZ-zs1zz5 жыл бұрын
So Ironman did a backflip, snapped the bad guy’s gauntlet and saved the day.
@jonahstein30344 жыл бұрын
TOO TRUE
@sumnersawyer64844 жыл бұрын
It was super easy, barely an inconvenience
@andrewlance38984 жыл бұрын
That's not actually wrong though
@theemeraldfox20364 жыл бұрын
Yes
@user-qq7be1jx3s4 жыл бұрын
Snapping the bad guys neck Is tight!
@aiden_macleod3 жыл бұрын
As a writer myself, I really liked these and found them strangely entertaining. Do another one!
@aced_pomachu1 Жыл бұрын
$15
@samirh2758 Жыл бұрын
A "writer"? You mean a liar.
@angelicxkey Жыл бұрын
@@samirh2758dude what
@7MinutozRapsLetras Жыл бұрын
@@angelicxkey did you even watch the video?
@amongusmappingAUM3 ай бұрын
@@angelicxkey bruh “liar” is a reference to in the video where he says that the guy making up fiction is a liar, it’s like you go to the comment section before actually watching the video
@GrenardyTheGamer2 жыл бұрын
0:55 the first ever suspension of disbelief
@raydunakin3 жыл бұрын
"I lie all the time, like...'I like your glasses'." LOL
@______74223 жыл бұрын
lmao
@den69243 жыл бұрын
BUT BUT..... B.. ut i have glasses 😢
@LTD5383 жыл бұрын
xrush xd k
@clearbonnie2573 жыл бұрын
Roasted
@elifapereira37533 жыл бұрын
*sad laughter in has glasses*
@JG-xt6wc5 жыл бұрын
"Okay, so there's a guy who pitches movies..." "More, more, more... keep 'em coming."
@tomahawkcrusher5635 жыл бұрын
*3 min later * "He does a backflip , snaps the producer's neck and saves the day"
@Doctor_Straing_Strange5 жыл бұрын
Give me more, inmediately, please
@Liwet.5 жыл бұрын
Episode 100?
@akuljamwal30854 жыл бұрын
"so there's a guy who makes gag videos by switching hats and glasses"
@commandercaptain46644 жыл бұрын
"So there's a guy showing the entire internet HOW IT'S DONE, SON." "Wow, putting CinemaSins in its place is tight!"
@spaomalley9 ай бұрын
“Shut up this guy’s telling lies” Hilarious
@phoenixdzk Жыл бұрын
The superhero snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day Roll Credits: Man of Steel
@belalabusultan59113 жыл бұрын
and then they did a group backflip, snapped the bad groups necks, and saved the entire week.
@mahdvnthegamr37233 жыл бұрын
awesome, Tell me more lies. please
@lucas-xf7rc3 жыл бұрын
@@mahdvnthegamr3723 and then they did a crowd backflip, snapped the bad crowds necks , and saved the entire month
@vincenturquhart13703 жыл бұрын
And then the entire country did a backflip snapped the bad countries neck and saved the day
@deeryyyyy7073 жыл бұрын
@@vincenturquhart1370 and then the entire continent did a backflip, snapped each others necks and saved the day
@iseegreen52973 жыл бұрын
and then the planet does backflip and snapped the bad planets neck and saved the day
@jaromstrong65455 жыл бұрын
We need a "first guy" cinematic universe. Cinematic universes are tight.
@shadowbane74015 жыл бұрын
I know right
@dfloatingarchive46875 жыл бұрын
"The First Guy To Ever Make A Connected Universe"
@iluvyunie5 жыл бұрын
That would be super easy
@jaromstrong65455 жыл бұрын
@@iluvyunie Barely an inconvenience.
@TestarossaF1105 жыл бұрын
Omg omg omg omg omg thank you commenters!! Love you guys this was perfect. Do more I'll pay! 😅😂
@sweatydude-vp3pu Жыл бұрын
He did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck, and saved the day.Never gets old.😂😂😂
@MChess288 Жыл бұрын
Love how after the last story it immediately cuts to "...the day." 😂 And then a couple seconds later the third Ryan says "keep lying to us!"
@abdullahx49084 жыл бұрын
Tony stark did a backflip, snapped his fingers and saved the day
@ahmedwalid48193 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow.... Wow.
@G17x3 жыл бұрын
😳oh wait
@LyricHIM242373 жыл бұрын
Sith Trooper: Nerrrdovania that is not totally what happened
@desbugfan84293 жыл бұрын
You had to spoil it. Some people probably saw this and were mad. But I already saw it. By the way, he didn't do a backflip.
@z-mkgaming74643 жыл бұрын
@@desbugfan8429 Wow, its almost as if you didnt watch the fucking video! The entire joke of the video is a guy making up stories and then at the end is an avengers joke! The running joke in his videos is the good guy doing a flip snapping the bad guys neck and saving the day!
@Narinjas4 жыл бұрын
So this is where the neck snap started.
@Taymoorismail4 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why people are commenting on Ryan's other videos.
@sanaulkarim25404 жыл бұрын
Me too
@aggressivelyplayskazoo96444 жыл бұрын
@@Taymoorismail yeah
@End3364 жыл бұрын
@@Taymoorismail same
@PotatoGamingAndFun4 жыл бұрын
@@Taymoorismail Yep
@shadowmomochiuchiha68392 жыл бұрын
"i lie all the time like hey i like your glasses" BURNED!!
@LogiSvarthofdaАй бұрын
I love how the stories always end with the fictional character doing a backflip and snapping the bad guys neck.
@MrtOwlFish19 күн бұрын
Don't forget saving the day
@nicolasbaratelli5 жыл бұрын
8 seasons later... "And so Arya Stark did a back flip and stabbed the bad guy's chest and saved the day!"
@FrankyBabes5 жыл бұрын
@Josh Tyrael Nah, 2 months ago is when that episode aired
@TheDolefish5 жыл бұрын
Oohhhhh I liked that, tell me another one!
@johnrichards73375 жыл бұрын
Best... Comment... Ever.
@imperialrule66525 жыл бұрын
@@TheDolefish no. You've changed. Don't let this get to your head go back to the old ways
@downtown24795 жыл бұрын
And so Harry did a backflip and snapped Voldemorts neck and saved the day.
@downtown24795 жыл бұрын
@Dicelord N that would be the most normal thing that she has added to the fandom since she finished the series
@downtown24795 жыл бұрын
And so Percy did a backflip snapped Luke's neck and saved the day.
@downtown24795 жыл бұрын
And so Spiderman did a backflip snapped Gwen's neck and ... Oh...
@shadowrev29145 жыл бұрын
Grimlaughingcoffin oh god😂😂😂😂😂
@diegomt79015 жыл бұрын
Super easy barely an inconvenience
@thetruehat2 жыл бұрын
"Do you guys have any water?" "My house is on fire" little details like that make ryan's videos
@roysmoothfinger2 жыл бұрын
Simply just knowing how each story ended while the begining was different was still about as entertaining for me as it was for the 2 ryans
@Games4Kickz3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was going to be hard to find the source of "Snap the bad guy's neck" I saw in other video comments but it turns out it was super easy barely an inconvenience.
@godemperorofmankind3.0913 жыл бұрын
wowowowow. wow.
@paulbrodie3313 жыл бұрын
Thats how i got here
@Mastervading43063 жыл бұрын
Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@aliabusaleh4193 жыл бұрын
So whats the source of "barely an inconvenience"
@paulbrodie3313 жыл бұрын
@@aliabusaleh419 the movie pitch meetings on the screen rant channel. Ryan George is the one in those videos. If you havent seen them yet you are in for a real treat.
@paulpaulington39073 жыл бұрын
Everyone in the Ryanverse is either confused, obsessive or a genius
@HALO206013 жыл бұрын
Or a confused obsessive genius
@johngr17473 жыл бұрын
All of'em actually!
@walkerx18133 жыл бұрын
The Ryanverse is just the internet
@arjunator26883 жыл бұрын
E
@Colin-kh6kp3 жыл бұрын
And sometimes all three.
@Gamerboy-949 ай бұрын
He didn’t just invent the fictional stories. At the end, he invented the CROSSOVER.
@misterbut2x8712 жыл бұрын
1:43 i thought he was going to sing the wellerman
@RongDMemer Жыл бұрын
Same
@ewadfe370511 күн бұрын
Lol
@nickjack16965 жыл бұрын
“Ghosts aren’t real!” “No that’s part of it.” “Ok.” Convincing that other guy was super easy, barely an inconvenience
@CleverFrenchName4 жыл бұрын
Speech lvl 100
@rollzoo35094 жыл бұрын
LIES ARE TIGHT!
@erenyeagar29284 жыл бұрын
Oh other guys are tight
@pablo24954 жыл бұрын
Technically they’re all “other guy”s, maybe we should get some kinda system so that doesn’t happen anymore...
@blueninja0124 жыл бұрын
@@pablo2495 I wanna be Bob, and I guess my last name would be unemployed, so call me Bob Unemployed
@torig31654 жыл бұрын
“Fifteen dollars? I don’t know if I can afford that...finances are TIGHT”
@dasavageostrich26624 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
@Yes-rv4kr4 жыл бұрын
...
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy20954 жыл бұрын
Legendary comment. Be proud lol. 😂😂
@torig31654 жыл бұрын
Haha thank you I am 😄
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy20954 жыл бұрын
And it's relatable, so there's that hahah
@anguslever90752 жыл бұрын
god damnit. you made me choke on water with that "avengers endgame" promo
@ambush5205 Жыл бұрын
1:31 so he did a backflip snapped the volcanos neck and saved the day I’ll tell you the full story later ig
@holahola-ym1xv5 ай бұрын
It has been a year, tell us the entire story my storyteller friend
@josedavidcatemac4065 жыл бұрын
"The first person that created a parody" that would be great.
@TheGuardDuck5 жыл бұрын
And make it a sequel to this, and have Fiction Guy get mad!
@elijahfordsidioticvarietys87705 жыл бұрын
Hey! I’m gonna do like, a version of that story, but funny. Like, it makes fun of the original version. It sort of... parodies it.
@welcometothemetaverse25235 жыл бұрын
@@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 But it's my material. You just took it, made it funny so it's different and called it your own. So now the thing I made is yours and you're mocking me!
@elijahfordsidioticvarietys87705 жыл бұрын
But I’m changing the work! So it’s inherently transformitive!
@1984Phalanx5 жыл бұрын
That's a great idea.
@LukeL0073 жыл бұрын
I like how the stories get longer and longer but stil have the same plot.
@estherpena-nicholas52833 жыл бұрын
Marvel
@EndoClaw3 жыл бұрын
“It like a metaphor or something”
@GEGGARCHY3 жыл бұрын
Yeah same I think that a dr that broke his arms in an accident and overcoming that with training to use mystical arts to finally put the main villain stuck in a timeloop and a teenager who got bitten by a radioactive spider and got powers and is fighting local criminals is the same story
@dij3573 жыл бұрын
*cough marvel cough* (I love marvel no hate)
@samd26123 жыл бұрын
@@dij357 why you hate marvel
@accidentalaccident Жыл бұрын
There has to be a movie or pitch meeting in this Universe of rayan’s world where a guy (with a commanding mustache)wants to put someone in a room for putting another person in a room and the hero at the end does a backflip snaps the bad guys neck and saves the day
@wiggletonthewise21416 ай бұрын
This has got to be one of the best Ryan George sketches ever
@Thanos-lm7sm4 жыл бұрын
He protecc He attac But most importantly He did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day
@Evie01334 жыл бұрын
But most importantly He snapped the bad guys' necc
@wolfiegames15724 жыл бұрын
69th like eyyyyyy
@Koza69694 жыл бұрын
Thanos, you should know something about snapping
@sabrywaheedali4 жыл бұрын
Zhm Lol
@CatBorgor4 жыл бұрын
@Thanos he protecc he attacc but most importantly he snapp half of the universe until the avengers bring the bacc
@tntforever17864 жыл бұрын
“I lie sometimes too” “I like your glasses.”
@onkelpappkov26664 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid they're not for sale.
@sharkdentures32474 жыл бұрын
I totally thought he was going to acknowledge that line in the middle of his reply with a; Wait. . . .what? (or something) Still a fun video.
@SmallSpoonBrigade4 жыл бұрын
Lying is tight. Whoops.
@becauseimbatman69164 жыл бұрын
@@onkelpappkov2666 IT crowd
@drkevinhart4 жыл бұрын
omg he can hear
@Meanne772 жыл бұрын
OMG, finally the video where the guy snaps the villain's neck and saves the day i see referred to in so many of your videos! :D
@soon-ishOSCКүн бұрын
“I lie all they time like ‘Hey I like your glasses’”
@justjimmy20245 жыл бұрын
Their reaction to,"what if they teamed up" was priceless XD probably what everyone thought about the first avengers movie
@reptilus895 жыл бұрын
i thought that about the first Expendables movie
@trevorfielding79105 жыл бұрын
I clearly remember when I first heard about the first avengers movie. Thought it was a bold move. Definitely the right move.
@leonardodavi26955 жыл бұрын
Shut up and take my money!
@TechnologicallyTechnical5 жыл бұрын
That was my reaction to the ending of the 2008 Hulk movie.
@fightingmedialounge5194 жыл бұрын
Considering the mcu has female fans as well, I think a few more people were excited about the mcu.
@AlexMyers695 жыл бұрын
Please do "first guy to realize he could play two characters"
@cjthrill5 жыл бұрын
Yes, this!
@HeatherSpoonheim5 жыл бұрын
TAKE MY MONEY!
@macdavidd10655 жыл бұрын
Yes
@giovannigiovanni.72205 жыл бұрын
That was in pitch meetings. However I do want to revisit that world.
@liamwalton41835 жыл бұрын
Could you give an example? I've never seen anybody do that
@alex_0i7 Жыл бұрын
Probably my 20th rewatch and I finally realized the third guy was introduced asking if they had any water because his house was on fire 😂
@ZaneDaBold Жыл бұрын
I calculated that this Guy spent 8 hours and 40 minutes telling these stories
@jacobariffin073 жыл бұрын
This is the origin of screenwriter guy, I mean look at his glasses
@incompleteriver7703 жыл бұрын
And so, the Ryanverse unfolds
@LuisSierra423 жыл бұрын
wow wow wow..wow
@LXW-Arts3 жыл бұрын
Your comment should be pinned
@curtisleblanc58973 жыл бұрын
Holy shit.
@curtisleblanc58973 жыл бұрын
That makes sense. These two guys sucked all the good stories out of him before he finally became a scriptwriter.
@ryanratchford25305 жыл бұрын
1:55 I love how Red Ryan comes in asking if anyone has any water & later we find out his house is on fire 😂
@chase23415 жыл бұрын
Why is he so happy when he's asking them about water isn't his house on fire?
@chrisf845 жыл бұрын
Whoops!
@Dargonhuman5 жыл бұрын
@@chrisf84 Whoopsie!
@noskalborg7235 жыл бұрын
@@Dargonhuman actually that's super easy barely an inconvenience.
@SDsc0rch5 жыл бұрын
oh.. good catch - I didn't put that together lol
@123duker2 жыл бұрын
Absolute tears, might be my favorite video on this channel 😂
@blackironkatana Жыл бұрын
Best Endgame promo ever.
@ericostrowski49845 жыл бұрын
Wait, guys.... I think I know how to defeat Thanos! It involves backflip!
@MetallicaRules5 жыл бұрын
Does it also involve the snapping of one's neck?
@trevinodude5 жыл бұрын
And saving the day?
@lukasm14365 жыл бұрын
Sounds super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@MrWolf1205 жыл бұрын
Enter the DC dimension, bring Superman over, Thanos gets the Zod treatment.
@isitbriannieves5 жыл бұрын
I thought the final story was going to end with “and then he jumped in the bad guy’s ass, expanded, and saved the day”
@SpriJones5 жыл бұрын
So then Luke Skywalker did a backflip, cut off his dad's hand and saved the day.
@kuldeepdas7995 жыл бұрын
So then Obi wan does a backflip and decapitates darth Maul and saves the day
@lancer434 Жыл бұрын
I think this is the only one where the people reasonably enjoy what the guy making things up
@fageegomes85842 жыл бұрын
I have watched this so many times, this is quality. If I need a laugh I just come back to it and watch again.
@OfentseMwaseFilms3 жыл бұрын
Nailed it!
@zock_zock91473 жыл бұрын
Please reply to this message with "Late to what?"
@OfentseMwaseFilms3 жыл бұрын
@@zock_zock9147 Late to what?
@irissinks14753 жыл бұрын
No he's not late the time is just early
@novabova073 жыл бұрын
@@zock_zock9147 I mean... you are too though?
@rempuia693 жыл бұрын
@@OfentseMwaseFilms joe mama We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
@ryanculp4844 жыл бұрын
Just realized the red jacket dude asked for water cuz his house was on fire
@benedictator47634 жыл бұрын
Well you have low IQ
@TheMamaluigi3004 жыл бұрын
He should’ve just asked for the ability to backflip, so he can snap the fire’s neck and save the day
@yeehee48713 жыл бұрын
boiley boi,not gonna lie...that’s kinda rude.
@LordPoompaDoompa3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMamaluigi300 fair enough
@Ineedhelpig10823 жыл бұрын
@@benedictator4763 That’s mean. Sometimes people just miss things, lol.
@nitishpuranik41543 жыл бұрын
"Keep lying to us" really got me
@lmitz Жыл бұрын
"Do you have any water?" Later followed by "My house is on fire" is such a subtle and clever joke
@tusharg84525 жыл бұрын
Ryan: Here's my latest "First Guy Ever" video. The entirety of the internet: GIVE US ANOTHER ONE. Immediately, please.
@Dargonhuman5 жыл бұрын
Wait, take my last $15 first.
@Dargonhuman5 жыл бұрын
@Coconut Pal Give them to me, I can make change.
@meloD305 жыл бұрын
Yes do more like this, immediately. I wanna watch it right now while I"m at work. My boss said something about my job being on fire but I don't even care, I'll deal with that later.
@flipbookboi38565 жыл бұрын
He atacc He protecc But most importantly... He snapped the bad guys necc
@Cuzjudd4 жыл бұрын
Epico
@jonahstein30344 жыл бұрын
And saved the day.
@arjunsatheesh76094 жыл бұрын
He bacc flipp
@olivialesbian15784 жыл бұрын
And saved the day
@vernondavenport90704 жыл бұрын
@@olivialesbian1578 i
@michaelmyers380817 күн бұрын
“Has super strength and can fly” “Snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day” You just described man of steel
@glorygloryholeallelujah3 жыл бұрын
*”Ok so what if some of the characters from the other stories teamed up together!?”* 👁👄👁 👁👄👁
@Washedbog-3 жыл бұрын
So then he did a backflip, snapped his good guy fingers and saved the day
@axyspianostudio3 жыл бұрын
@@Washedbog- so the guy that can shrink did a back flip, the magician guy snapped the bad guy's neck and they all saved the day
@michaelnajoan51042 жыл бұрын
Marvel be like : "That's genius! we should do that! Oh and also wouldn't it be cool if we make this stories have some set of reasoning to why they can collide with each other but we suspend the explanation to why that happens to like hundreds and thousands of comics and movies that we could sell and make people want more, even though it's not an important thing to their life?" Ryan : "Well, that last part sounds a bit suspicious, I feel like I've seen that way of marketing before when that guy in that suspicious alleyway told me about this guy that sells white powder...." Marvel : "Well we don't care we just want to rip people's money off" Ryan : "Alright you do you I guess"
@osheridan2 жыл бұрын
666 likes 👁️👄👁️
@zoeyzoeyjohnson90002 жыл бұрын
Roofus, Bobby AND The ghost Wow
@jacksoniansonex92354 жыл бұрын
"Oh, my God. What happened, what happened to Bobby." "He did a backflip, snapped the volcano's neck, and saved the day."
@Judge-19644 жыл бұрын
You’re my hero
@Ryangubbs3 жыл бұрын
Oh the looks on their faces regarding the team up. Absolutely priceless.
@xaenr4802 ай бұрын
I love that this implies that Rufus and the sixth sense are part of the MCU in this universe
@dannybenhur61235 жыл бұрын
The First Guy Ever "To talk to himself while pretending that he is talking to someone else"
@brucebaker8105 жыл бұрын
So it's a...lie?
@dannybenhur61235 жыл бұрын
@@brucebaker810 It's a designed lie meant to entertain...
@mrsexy56805 жыл бұрын
Danny Benhur oh that’s me :) I em lonely :(
@slateoffate98125 жыл бұрын
That'd be pretty funny. I disagree. Why? Eh. Kind of done to death. I can't remember a single example of that. But I can. How? You're me! I never said it made sense. *Can't we just kill them already?* SHUT UP FOUR!! Oh! Now I remember! Remember what?
@feynstein10044 жыл бұрын
Ryan: So I have this brilliant idea where I create new hilarious content but unfortunately I signed a contract saying I can only post it on ScreenRant's channel. Other Ryan: Whoops Ryan: Whoopsie
@dylanduke10754 жыл бұрын
Feynstein 100 too real 😢
@musyrifo4 жыл бұрын
You gotta thank Screen Rant tho, Most people found Ryan by his Pitch Meetings videos on Screen Rant.
@feynstein10044 жыл бұрын
@musyrifo True dat
@kirin12304 жыл бұрын
Sad. I hope eventually he'll be able to support himself from his own channel. Or he'd get the rights to the Pitch Meetings for himself.
@yandwl41624 жыл бұрын
Cookie im sure hes gonna blow up eventually this guy is too funny and creative
@lixy992 жыл бұрын
This video has the same energy as realizing that reading is just staring at squiggly lines and hallucinating
@Boop__Doop2 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is the prequal to pitch meeting in the REU (Ryan extended universe)
@ceiling_pancake3 жыл бұрын
“Did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck, and saved the day.”
@kksepic11503 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@irregular_banana3 жыл бұрын
Thats awesome
@kkamdar17963 жыл бұрын
Wow u so watched the video
@GMYSTERYICTNF3 жыл бұрын
That's how Man Of Steel ended
@joelrobinson11573 жыл бұрын
And then the bad guy did a front flip, snapped the good guys’ neck and ruined the day.
@jar768jake3 жыл бұрын
Imagining a talking dog named Rufus doing a backflip, wrapping his little paws around somebody’s head and snapping their neck is pure gold in my imagination.
@trialanderrorgaming53553 жыл бұрын
I don't know if it was intentional but I think that's a reference to the Elder Scrolls
@kindaraharyu79263 жыл бұрын
He meant Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxies.
@rizanugraha45152 жыл бұрын
Dogs cant do backflips and snap bad guy necks tho
@stepbackandthink2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I mean like, who would ever call their dog Rufus?
@trialanderrorgaming53552 жыл бұрын
@@stepbackandthink clavicus vile would
@MrSkittles_The3rd10 ай бұрын
He just keeps doing the same ending to the story, I dunno why but I’m laughing so much cus of it
@theMixElite2 жыл бұрын
Ok that was funnier than I expected
@stefan63475 жыл бұрын
Fiction: lying but everyone knows that it's a lie
@preddyshite63425 жыл бұрын
Friction: Sliding but not on a slide
@shrekonion83075 жыл бұрын
Addiction: liking something but even if you dont you still have to
@AxleBoost5 жыл бұрын
Or is it? 😏
@roughsharkangular20345 жыл бұрын
like 9 eleven
@fredarok5795 жыл бұрын
*And then the guy who invented fiction did a backflip, snapped the bad guy’s neck, and saved the day.*
@linksbetweendrinks7032 Жыл бұрын
I couldn't find something that really caught my interest on KZfaq; so then Ryan did a backflip, snapped the algorithm's neck and saved the day.
@xLonGxLegZx2 жыл бұрын
He just ignored the casual diss to his glasses lol
@masterkl165 жыл бұрын
Video was great, do "The First Guy to Ever Charge Money for Something"
@FelipeKana15 жыл бұрын
I guess that one would have to be on xvideos tough, if some theories about the first transactions are to be listened to...
@PutzShaka5 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaas
@pewdular5 жыл бұрын
Kev Lew that will be super easy barely an inconvenience
@pongugy98285 жыл бұрын
yes
@MediaLoverChris025 жыл бұрын
Kev Lew I would go back and convince that guy that it’s a bad idea.
@TobyHonest4203 жыл бұрын
"So, there's a guy who can turn himself into a pickle -"
@kksepic11503 жыл бұрын
Then he did a backflip and snapped the badguy's neck
@spaghetti76533 жыл бұрын
@@kksepic1150 And saved the day
@redefined46573 жыл бұрын
And he's pretty big and then goes into a bread and become a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it.
@LamZL13 жыл бұрын
@@redefined4657 was he in a bit of a pickle?
@intention47263 жыл бұрын
Pickle Rick!!!!!
@LPaulBaker Жыл бұрын
The "hey, do either of you guys have any water?" guy is so relatable.
@Jack-sy8mr3 ай бұрын
Greek Tragedy: “So out of hubris the good guy did a backflip, accidentally snapped his own neck and ruined everyone’s day”
@catlikethief17184 жыл бұрын
Omg I died when they got all big eyed at the avengers reference
@Robopup3254 жыл бұрын
CatLikeThief it's superman.
@catlikethief17184 жыл бұрын
@@Robopup325 ok I'm open to this discussion as a debate, its DEFINITELY an avengers reference when Ryan and Ryan get silent and big eyed
@catlikethief17184 жыл бұрын
Oh not the beginning, thats def a superman reference
@Devil-qk6ct4 жыл бұрын
omg i died when i got hung by strangers
@cedraws4634 жыл бұрын
Wait a talking dog named dufus is in the avengers?
@zachdabeast89925 жыл бұрын
Endgame spoilers? Iron man does a backflip and snaps thanos's neck and saves the day
@eminemman41415 жыл бұрын
ZachDaBeast dang it i wouldnt have guessed
@muscularclassrepresentativ56635 жыл бұрын
@@themultiverseproductions8492 ree
@fubarecognition5 жыл бұрын
S P O I L E R S
@andrewnibbi5 жыл бұрын
Nah Black Widow does a backflip and snaps his neck
@andrewnibbi5 жыл бұрын
Her*
@Joey7Z7Horror Жыл бұрын
You know as a storywriter and cinema enthusiast, having people be entirely interested for hours and even be paying me the whole time to come up with more new and cool interesting stories for the sake of making short stories would be a blast
@Konani_the_unicorn_queen2 жыл бұрын
-i caught on when the next story was about a guy who has superpowers.
@lordsxman5 жыл бұрын
"What if the main characters from the previous stories teamed up." Other guys: 😲😨😱 😲😨😱
@darkboy19O75 жыл бұрын
And then they all did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day
@thenerdterminatortnt84664 жыл бұрын
Then Thor did a back flip and tony snapped the bad guys gauntlet and saved the day
@PownyRider4 жыл бұрын
@@thenerdterminatortnt8466 good one.
@Munster00014 жыл бұрын
DAAAAAYUMMM! That's some good story telling! Here's my fifteen dollars. 💸💵💰😃
@thenerdterminatortnt84664 жыл бұрын
Rosa Knuffel thanks
@JonBow_4 жыл бұрын
I can write fiction, watch me: I have a girlfriend
@aquatax244 жыл бұрын
Lol. How much are you selling the story for
@medexamtoolscom4 жыл бұрын
Well the twist ending is, that the reality is the one that has the happy ending, because you still have your money.
@MarloSoBalJr4 жыл бұрын
"That works"
@Nomanchesam4 жыл бұрын
And then you break her neck?
@ragdaj4 жыл бұрын
who is going to do the backflip?
@tanyuyangmoe1109 Жыл бұрын
This should be called: The first guy to make movies.
@WaterShowsProd11 ай бұрын
In a nonfictional story: I found this to be the funniest one yet. In fact, I laughed so hard that I bent over backwards snapped my neck, and saved somebody's day.
@jackuk27003 жыл бұрын
“I love that plot twist where the guy was a shed the whole time” “No he was dead....” “Thats even better”
@jujhar.3 жыл бұрын
Fav part
@boomslang25463 жыл бұрын
Lol
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth3 жыл бұрын
Woah! You watched the video too!?
@loverose21203 жыл бұрын
XD ikr
@jackuk27003 жыл бұрын
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth woah! You don’t know what pointing our favourite part of the video is? That’s crazy man!
@ldaman92813 жыл бұрын
"Guys do have any water" "Shutup this guys telling lies" LMFAO😂😂
@AceSpadesStudios3 жыл бұрын
engrish
@tasmaniandebiru2 жыл бұрын
@@AceSpadesStudios angliash*
@vadimkugushev79602 жыл бұрын
And only now I realized that he was asking for water because his house was on fire lol
@petrarafiki2 жыл бұрын
Will need a video about the first firefighter 😃
@DodaGarcia2 жыл бұрын
I thought that was going to be a throwaway line, I lost it when it turned out his house was on fire
@aggrimaggarwal87392 жыл бұрын
That superman joke was "tight" 😁
@S.S.BATTLEDESK-R262 ай бұрын
I love how it’s just a running joke that every story ends with “and then _____ did a backflip and snapped that guy’s neck and saved the day” 😂😂😂