🤔

I also have this weird feeling that he’s just talking to himself

@💋Fanira💋 ._. 🖕🏻

Hi!

Going through holes in walls is TIGHT. Maybe that should be a show..

Begone bots.

@@joshlegacy1101 I agree. Farewell, foul beasts.

🤬spam

O-o

@💋Fanira💋 honestly if this bot gets you, you deserve whatever is coming

What l like is that most ppl who create a popular series for a yt channel would be screwed, since THAT channel owns the Pitch Meeting series. But Ryan is so creative that he can do plenty of other videos that have zero to do with Pitch Meetings and still be just as entertaining 😅

@@KoolKeithProductions Well I hope he is being paid well for that series anyway. Going to see if he has been on any podcasts...

@@VanSanProductions l can guarantee that no matter WHAT they're paying him, it isn't enough lol He's pretty much the sole reason why anyone watches that channel, so l was so happy to see he has his own. Unfortunately because he's definitely making so much more money on his own, how long will he continue to do Pitch Meetings for way less money? 😕

The basic idea is really good. Combine that with good execution and you have unlimited funny videos.

first guy to do the "first guy" series for 3 years

“Make a hole in the kitchen!” As if it’s a perfectly normal thing :)

Yeah the guys upgrading the restaurant stuff are always cocky

Seems fitting considering how some restaurant customers can be, lol.

You’re not you when you’re hungry

drive thrus should had come first thought, its associated with roadways development and those outside theaters

Seems kinda ominous, in a way. "First (and last) guy to ever see the apocalypse" soon?

Progress can't be stopped

@@bladerj In our universe sure, but in this universe ideas are introduced in the order that Ryan decides to make fun of them. That's why every single person who felt crimes should be punished had to individually decide that they should be put in a room before the room was actually made.

I really like the theory of the RyanVerse : a world where all humanity dissapeared but not long ago and a clone machine suddenly goes off and repopulate with thousands and thousands clones of the samz guy, and they have to make use of the technology they find, rediscovering things one after another (I know that don't work for every episode but I like it ! ^^)

And it would be a restaurant employee, of all things. Because why the hell not?

Saying Soup is wet is super normal.

@@findthebox8623 souper normal*

Except for the WET soup

@@findthebox8623 super normal, barely a soupervenience

That's not too bad, actually

always nice to see all my favorite channels comment on ryans videos, its like a big family meeting except less awkward and we all only know each other in one direction

Makes enough sense

@@AxxLAfriku I think so, partially, although in your case it would take very little effort to correct that, just watch Shark Tale, and you will get cured, nearly immediately.

@@AxxLAfriku Most definitely, now let us enjoy the Ryanverse in peace

But everything is a thing.

I literally started choking on my food at that comment. I want to simultaneously thank you for making me laugh and say screw you for nearly making me choke to death 😂

It is incredibly a WHOLE thing.

@@stormvexed Exactly

@@Syeda237 "His the type of guy who likes squares"? I think you meant you're which is an abbreviated form of "You Are".

@@Syeda237 Your is possessive. Your car Your coffee Your genitals... Etc.

@@Syeda237 Yes, you did stutter, actually. 🐸👌

@@Syeda237 just delete it

in peru we have a dish called dry soup. Its good

I wonder if it's code for being water down.

missed opportunity to type "souper wet"

Dry soup is called "Cereal"

@@yinyang1217 fixed it lol

@@MarloSoBalJr Is cereal soup? What is the definiton of soup

The guy with that killer mustache is definitely *not* Ryan. Nope. Nuh uh.

Don't you mean you get completely immersed and forget that it is just him talking to himself?

I dont think all the actors are Ryan. I mean some of them have a mustache, and some of them have a more impressive mustache on top of their mustache.

Yo didn't think I'd see you here!

It's called "suspension of disbelief".

“I want food!”

Top 10 anime crossovers

''I could've been a doctor...''

@@ringtail5021 Or a restaurant owner...

@@ringtail5021 what pitch meeting is that from again?

@@yvettescott305 Old

... Humanity makes a lot of sense... if you're willing to dedicate way too much time and effort in multiple different fields of study and then spend several lifetimes gathering and sorting data, because that's a Whole lot of complicated interactions between relatively simple things, right there...

@@laurencefraser that's... a thing

@@laurencefraser true true, but then you just realize that humanity is nothing but an invasive species with no natural predators that does nothing but take from the earth while destroying it at the same time just to grow larger and do even more damage just like a parasite.... so..... im just gonna not think about it B)

@@yeetskeet907 some viruses gave us a run for our money, tho....🧬🧬☣️☣️🤣

@@longbow6416 lol. what can I say, nature has to try reduce our population somehow. otherwise everything's dead.

Gotta establish himself correctly in the hierarchy somehow!

@💋Fanira💋 You're getting reported.

@@AshenDemon it's just a spam bot to spread malware, they couldn't care less. Still a good idea to report them tho. The more of them are gone, the better. Edit: Nvm, I have scrolled through the comments and found out that you are very well aware! Then have fun executing that little hobby of yours.

@@AshenDemon Report and move on, don't reply

"You lost track of the analogy... right away."

Just like the line in Parappa the Rapper 2: "Toast the buns, my buns are very toasty."

But you have less sales per customer, cause if you sit in yoj get a dessert or a coffee or some more food.

Well, it's MUCH less expensive to order out. Lets say you go to a restaurant. Sure, you get the same food, but you spend more money on drinks, people probably want appetizers, it spikes pretty quickly.

I don't know. People who stay inside do order more but they are at the table longer. Drive thru gets more clients per hour so it probably equals out.

Well only on the inside. Theres a whole mess building up outside till the wind or rain picks it up. Then it doesnt become our problem.

No tips, though

"one very aggressive Ryan" 😂😂😂

“One very aggressive Ryan won’t take no for an answer” That is extremely disturbing without context

@@mr.stuffdoer8483 .... it would be an even more disturbing episode.

This is the best description/comment of the week. Well said. 😅

Its because he says "I decided". You can't say no to that.

I'm glad you explained why anyone questioning how wet the soup is should get ALL THE WAY off the waiter's back about the physical state of how wet it is.

Don't knock the dry soup till you've tried it .

It's pretty convenient if you want to take it home. Wet soup gets everywhere and doesn't keep very long, dry soup is easy to carry and keeps a really long time.

Everyone is so busy talking about how the ball of soup being wet should be a given that nobody questions the shape of the wet ball of soup.

Actually, we have dry soup in Paraguay. And its name is still soup, "sopa" in spanish. You should try.

Superbly accurate😂

Technically, the customers rolled with it

Technically that's the case, drove thru came to be as a solution to the problem cops and military had with leaving the cars while on a job

Wow thanks for liking my comment Ryan, you’re the best

Making compromises is tight!

@@Pscyon yeah yeah yeah!

@@morganx4327 it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!.

The script reminded me of that one.

can't wait for the first guy ever to get curbside pick up

@@CrazyDyslexicNerd "I want it delivered to the parking lot" "I'm pretty sure I already had this conversation and the guy was super offended at that suggestion."

Pretty big pickles are tight! Whoops! Whoppies!!

If you’re in I’m in.

I'm in

i want two sandwiches with a pretty big pickle in it thanks. ill pay for mine tho

As well as the tiny terribly made toy

I'll say see for yourself, not my problem

I actually understand this. If I think about it, chicken noodle is more wet than clam chowder because it's more watery lmfao!!!

Someone needs to make a ranking system of the wetness of soups. What soup IS the most dry to wettest soup?

@@garrettk7166 Thank you for volunteering! You're just the man for the job haha

Please don't, I felt dirty reading that lmao

“Life plus logic equal comedy” ~George Carlin

.... I like drive thrus lol

It’s freaking crazy the more you pay attention to comedy you become more enlightened and the world around you actually becomes more bleek

@@anthonylopez5 you are the clown I wasn’t talking about this one in general. Comedy in general makes fun of then darkest parts of society. Don’t be that guy.

@@mikehawk2194 Ah yes, the darkest parts of society.... drive thrus.

Two entire holes? That's a whole lot of hole...

"I want to get her a book because I think she should read more, but I don't know which books are good because I haven't read any myself since I was like ten." "Wow. That's a long time to not read any books " " Yeah, so anyway I was thinking maybe you could sell me a little card that she could bring in and you swipe it then if it says it's okay you let her take the books." "Sir, I think you're describing a library." "No, but in this system she gets to keep the books. She doesn't bring them back." "Yeah, they don't like it at the library when you do that. They call it stealing."

"I don't know what to get her. I think I should just give her the money." "No! No, you should not, because of then she might not spend it here!"

It'd be funnier the other way around. Employee "So give me $50 and I'll give you this $50 gift certificate for our store." Customer "So I have to give you money that I can spend anywhere to buy a certificate that I can use only at your stores?" Customer "What's this? An expiration date? So now my money can now expire and you guys get to keep it and I get nothing in return?" Employee "Yeah."

😄 How does this comment and all 4 replies not have a million likes...?

Read all scenarios in Ryan's voice! ☝️🤣

Oh, Drive-Thru windows are tight.

It'll be super e z , barely a problem

I love how you made one of them "Ryan" and the other "George". kzfaq.info/get/bejne/j7GCoaiAut6-nWQ.html

It'll be super easy. Barely an inconvenience lol

It'll be super easy, barely and inconvenience!

I would say nothing isn't a thing, but nothing wouldn't be included within everything... Until you think of it, but then it becomes something and is no longer nothing, so nothing would be something else then... But then it wouldn't be, because it's nothing, which means it's something?

I would have loved if it went like this - Well, everything is a thing. - No, everything is all the things at once, anything is a thing. - So like any thing is a thing, every thing is a thing, but everything is not a thing, because it's every thing? Something like that

@@Njugi22 You are forgetting nothing, or no thing.

@@Njugi22 But that guy is hungry, and he is not taking his toasted buns anywhere else.

Chick-fil-A has entered the chat.

Only in America. I can understand the worker clearly here in Germania

Sever your leg please, sir.

It gets worse in tech support because they call you to fix their issue and then refuse the solution that fixes their issue.

He really went hard on this one

LOL!

oddly specific 🤔

@@MrGhostTheBigRoast Hey now sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do

Getting out of the car after that would be super hard, a complete inconvenience.

yeah... nearly every car has bucket seats now days, it ain't happening. Say what you will about bench seats, but at least it was easier to pee in a flask.

Haha in the Ryanverse, there's always a weirder Ryan. It's weirder Ryan's all the way down!

off-by-one errors, would you be a programmer by any chance?

A deduction worthy of Mr. Holmes.

@@geli95us fraid not. (I took some coding/programming classes in College, but that was over 7 years ago, lol.) Mis-count was intentional though. Puts emphasis on Ryan's toasty butt.👌🏼

I laughed imagining the confusion and slight disdain on his face after removing the spoon from his mouth the first time "so dry"

@@timopper5488 twas elementary, really. Barely a bother.

@💋Fanira💋 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/paikhsabs7y3iZs.html

o.o

@💋Fanira💋 I’m reporting u U piece of crap

Agreed, man. If Screen Rant didn't have him it would just be unwatched clickbaity garbage.

YES!!

Same vibe as Nathan Pyle’s Strange Planet series

@@RuthTheBananaDuck yess

So do you want some of the wet soup? You'll need a spoon to eat it, because it's wet and watery.

That was probably intentional tbh

Yeah. I remember some places still doing that when I was a kid.

@@phantomstarlight1366 there's a burger place near me that still does it, they've been around for like 50+ years. Building is an absolute hole but the food is amazing

And, due to the pandemic, at least some fast food places have reintroduced the concept (you order online, park in a numbered space, check-in with the app, food is delivered to the car). I'm not certain how widespread the practice is, though.

@@jmr5125 No company in my town has done it.

That sounds like it's much an invonvenience.

Why doesn't your drivethrough NOT fit my 9' tall big ass yee yee truck?!?

Yah, yah, yah!

Oh, really?!

That’s the line from that other thing he does!

You wrote, "I've decided." In the Ryanverse, that makes it irrefutable.

Correct

I hate drive throughs, I'd rather walk inside. Of course I haven't eaten fast food in many years, so I don't even do that anymore. But when I did, often times the line outside was longer that the line inside. People are too lazy to even check.

It's not though. Most places it's extremely fast.

Super hard, mostly an inconvenience.

I hate soup, it is just the wettest of foods

Why are you specifying that it's wet?

the soup at the place in the video is super wet.

*I wanna drive there*

Which is 'souper wet' by the way

*SOUPer wet

There will be a dozen movies finally culminating in Infinity Soup.

@L E S D A 💥 I'm going to report you.

@@AshenDemon Thanks for reminding me you could do that

He forgot to pay that off

@💋Fanira💋 You're getting reported.

(semi-)trucks are the main demographic I bet. On the road all day, exhausted, a care for health went out the window after 6 hours.

@@fabiandurr6865 I am highly sceptical that a semi truck would fit through a drive through.

They gotta make you work for it I decided

Honestly I wish at a restaurant and wish our window was further off the ground. Anything bigger than a minivan I practically have to climb out the window to give them their stuff. Pickups, delivery vans, work trucks, they're a nightmare.

Possible that there is a anti-theft consideration. The high window bench makes it more difficult for people on foot to climb in or for people in cars to just reach through and grab stuff.

It is almost like it is an added joke because of how angry drive thru customers get when they are parked 🤣🤣🤣

@@TheSpeediestRogue exactly, I'm so glad I found this channel

@@TheSpeediestRogue That's because a car means freedom, and being parked is a reminder that you are free to find a parking spot if you can, or pay for one, and also pay for fuel, for insurance, and for an oil change every now and then, and new tyres, and blinker fluid, and repairs and maintenance in general, while clutching the steering wheel.and not taking your eyes off the road in case there is an accident, because you still have to drive yourself when the traffic jam gets moving again.

You need to check out Daniel thrasher, his sponsored ads sketches are perfect comedy and hilarious

@@moonflower1729 thanks, I'll check it out

i was actually observing how the customers were far more polite than the average restaurant customer.

@@wrenbo4816 Yeah. There's that too. But I feel that that waiter in Ryan's sketch had to tolerate some major level bullshit from the customer. You can bet that if an actual waiter was confronted with a similar scenario in real life I highly doubt they'd be able to keep their cool.😂😂

@@ellayted9522 you might need more friends with jobs in service to find out what they respond to with a smile on a daily basis!

@@wrenbo4816 Yeah. I probably do.😅

Lol

Same

Maybe you could... idk, not mumble? Just a thought tho, don't shoot the messenger 🥴

@@levilaxton2247 just a joke my dude. Most people don’t mumble it’s just the headsets can get foggy on both ends ✌🏼

@@caitycat1328 Yea, sorry, I was also trying to joke. Didn't come across as I intended. 🥵😭

That actually would've been a great punchline.

Please do, and report back!

Impatiently awaiting to be updated upon how it goes

.

Do it, do it

Have you done it yet?

Nah, the speaker system is a pain you understand as a customer.

The drive-thrus help restaurants to serve more people than their dining room capacity. It also frees parking space. Their problem is that they only work for fast food restaurants since you don't want people waiting in cars for 30 minutes

@L E S D A 💥 ugh don’t self advertise in comments, particularly in a spammy way like that EDIT: Just clicked ‘read more’, I think I can report this to KZfaq

@@jayfin3950 it's a bot, there's tons of them and they do this all the time, just report for spam and move on, they don't care what you reply

Well yes alot of us are lazy but that wasn't why the first drive thru was invented. The first drive thru was created because service members from a nearby military installation were not allowed to leave their car in uniform. So it wasn't quite laziness that kept them in the car it was the regulations.

@JZ's Best Friend the fact that they haven't yet given how obvious the comments should be even to an algorithm is kinda strange, tbh.

@@jackbrown3193 that sounds like something someone's put into an entertaining format at some point

Microwave? That's silly. You should just dry it off with a towel.

No but I guess we could put a pretty big pickle in it, if that interests you.

Paraguayan soup 😎 (and delicious!)

Worker Ryan definitely got a Customer Ryan who was mad that their soup wasn’t dry, and has since learned to specify