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Hi

Cool

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:D

No, this is a different room

"were gonna put you in a room and you cant leave"

“But this is a room that you can leave”

Ok

@@pilkers2 "You pay money to stay in this kind of room, I decided. But if you don't pay, you have to leave the room. If you don't, I'll call some guys to put you in a different room that you can't leave."

Please don't, please don't

It worked for Nero.

@@the_vik_king they literally did as their pilot episode

Now we know what the next episode is about.

Noted

He hasn’t released the inbetweenquel yet

Coming soon How house things got their names

Don't worry, the George Cut will clear that up

😂 giggles

There's also "pool" instead of "rectangle full of drinking stuff", so that's neat.

I have been laughing for twelve minutes. I read this in Ryan George's voice it sounds so much like dialogue from a video.

underrated comment

Genius

heh im the 666th like

I'M THE WINNER and I approve this joke 👍

It IS Canada.

Lol I know a guy who's wife cheated on him and he wasn't even mildly annoyed

@@DyslexicMitochondria Heyy bro I watch your channel. Nice to see you here

@@Winterfang spoiler alert maybe?

@@DyslexicMitochondria "Yeah, she does that... Glass houses, though, right?"

Then he uses an explosion animation, so it didn't actually help

@@AxxLAfriku yeah you are pretty annoying so I know why I think that

julie d'aubigny this girl did Arsen once

Only when people are logical

Why did I read this as he said it

Mine is "Please don't use arson as a marketing tool."

@@dreamlogic681 same

Understandable 🤣

@@dreamlogic681 yea

i don’t know if anyone told you this yet but that was very funny

... and a bunch of burn-outs showed up.

oh snap

“But sir, how else I am to tell you that I have some of the *hottest* items in the business?

@@master0fthearts894yes!

Never been in a hotel that did not have toothpaste... and a brush, too

Never been in a hotel where they gave you toothpaste 🤷‍♀️

I'm in Japan and every hotel has little toothbrushes and a tiny tube of toothpaste in plastic sleeves in the bathrooms.

It's common around here (North Dakota), for hotels to have disposable toothbrush and mini toothpaste, but I have always had to ask, and they don't always have them.

The ones I go to have it, but you ask.

There are no accidents

@@A_Shfox - Master Oogway.

Well it was a little late for THAT kind of feedback EXPLOSION

Knew I'd find this comment. I'm quite satisfied someone did that. Thank you. 👍

That is amazing

they do tho. every single one i went gave me toothpaste

You just have to ask for it at the front desk. Same with tooth brushes. Don't know why they don't put them in rooms. Must be a cost-saving measure of some sort.

@@akl2k7 ohh okay that makes sense

@@akl2k7 well, i think maybe it changes from one country to another. in my country they have small tubes of toothpaste and small brushes in the rooms. you don't really ask for them.

Because it's not available in tiny servings

"And that, dear grandchildren, is how your grandfather and I met."

Funny thing about titles. They gotta say the thing, but not say the whole thing. Or they'd be the thing, not the title. Also, punchlines. Punchlines are a thing.

@@MKDumas1981 lol not biological children imagine *:defaultdancesintensively:*

@Maxx B. Yeah yeah yeah.

@@MKDumas1981 Oh, meeting your soulmate by commiting crimes is TIGHT!

So much better than "pass out and take a crap"

@@grumpyoldman3458 Wait, you're telling me that's not the order you normally go for ?!

@@sammysardar7967 normally yeah, but then you trained to do it the other way.

@@sammysardar7967 I admit nothing.

I prefer taking out and passing a crap.

I don't think ANYONE thought of it that way, haha I about lost it on that one

I have. Perhaps I too am Ryan George.

I had to think about it for a second xd

I'm dying

Ryan never fails to come up with a hilarious new way of looking at common things. Lol

Currently 4:14 am as im typing this So... Must be refreshing indeed

@EDN gaming according to urban dictionary "the face you make when you find out you got changed on the zoom call because you thought it had ended"

Hey, it's only 12:46 right now, I've got time for a power nap in an hour or two

I just wanted to get you to 10 likes.

Hey checkmark

And sleep in my bed

This video isn't from 2021. It's a digitally colorized version of the time of the first hotel to ever exist.

Sums it up right

@@motazfawzi2504 yup

I was thinking the same thing. That’s marketing I can connect with

same

"Come down to my place of business and take your business in this sweet room I got for ya there."

@@reedhouser4004 I can connect with it on a spiritual level...

mhm

Starving is Tight!

"Tell you what I'll do: I'm going to put a heavy piece of machinery near the lobby but out-of-sight of any people who work there, but none of them will know how to operate it anyway, I decided." "What's the purpose of that?" "Well, there'll be batter nearby and if you can find out how to open it and put it in the machine, then turn some switches and flip the whole thing over like it was an acrobat with bedsores, it'll spit out pancakes in a couple minutes." "So it's a crazy contraption with no discernable instructions, that cooks morning food, that is left totally unsupervised. Isn't that dangerous?" "I don't follow." "Well to cook the batter, it needs to be hot, and it sounds unnecessarily complicated." "Oh very unnecessarily!" "And if I can't figure it out?" "Then you starve." "Fair enough."

@@nancyweirum426, starving MAKE you tight....

@@FlatOnHisFace no it isnt complicated it super easy barely an inconvenience

“Then you starve” “Oh my God”

Ok

*Liar!*

*hotel owner guy. Dont confuse ryan with other people

Fire is pretty hot

How hot is it?

but ... I am the fire assassin, how will people know I'd burn their enemies for money ? :O

I nearly died when he said that

Me looking at Batman in Dark Knight Rises with his flaming bat symbol.

I thought fire assassins where those people who are in the big long red cars and use high power water tubes.

That's fair.

I wish the real world was like that. Some people don't have common sense at all

Because of how hot fire is xD

Not one dumb dumb . Also how hot fire is

@@adrianlarranaga3388 I mean fire does get pretty hot, you know, like, ouch...

The ryanverse implies ryanos

Ryan's characters are game changing not game ending like marvels

I got that reference

@@LloydZyanRUy nice

Wheezy waiter & Julie Nolke hold our clones...

@@LloydZyanRUy or end gaming...

LMAO

@Elalae La HOW DARE YOU, I'VE BEEN WITH HIM FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT YOU KNOW THE MOST ABOUT HIM, HE CAN BE CALLED WHATEVER HE WHAT'S AND THIS MONTH HE CHANGED IT BACK BECAUSE PEOPLE MADE FUN ABOUT POPPING MOLLY (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Jesus, your comments are cancer

@@errorcringyname4044 I mean, that's kind of the point.

Yeah that's what we were going for

Little Ryan chorus: "Blood!" Daycare Ryan: "I immediately regret this decision."

"But why would I trust you with my kids?" "Because" "Fair enough"

Tired moms: where do I sign

@@CavegirlMelanieHobby On the birth certificate.

Oh is this something like those kidnapping thing?

Fricking

@@agastyagoel6185 can I have some context? Is this an objection to my use of the word 'Fucking'?

@@zakl940 It's an improvement in the context you provided

Language

@@kommentator1157 I like "fecking". It has a long complicated history in the English language, having nothing to do with that other word, but sounds so deliciously close to that other word. It's now a common mild expletive in Ireland and the UK.

“Ferb, i know what we’re going to do today!”

@@konradhomiak3700 Hey where’s Perry?

@@joshuajoe1419 *meanwhile* Perry the platypus! Introducing my destroy thing that destroys hotels... -inator!

This comment line is underrated. XD

* Isabella walks in * Watcha Doin

good video idea/suggestion

😂😂

i hope he uses this line in a vid he will make, istg its so funny

I bet the sweater's TIGHT

LOL! The Ryan-Verse connection! Plot Twist: The Lie Story Guy is the hotels entertainment!

@@nurse425 ohh! I thought it would be guy that makes pop sounds! Since celebrity guy is there too!

Yeah but eventually all those not real characters teamed up and did a backflip, snapped Thanos’ neck and saved the day! I mean, what did ya want to happen?

Back flip snap the bad guys neck and save the day

*he isnt telling sto* ries....he is telling lies

I never even noticed omfg

It's more fearsome

He’s gonna need you to get ALLLLL the way off his back about that.

@@HandledToaster2 ohhh fearsome mustaches are TIGHT!

watch adstronaut react channel to find out

Most definitely.

Oblivion.

"Don't use arson as a marketing tool"

No, in the Star Wars prequels

@@avenus_624 You're so nice. Not like fire, which is hot and irritating.

I came here for this comment.

i read this right as it was happening in the video-

I'm sure it would be very difficult to use arson as a marketing tool.

That's silly. Watch someone react to a thing? No one's gonna do that.

@@brucebaker810 It is pretty stupid. I don't know how or why it ever took off.

Ohhh Hoe Tel (telecommunication)

"It's gonna be called a Hotel." "That's a terrible idea. It sounds like a telecommunications company for promiscuous people." "Well..."

You have the most badass-looking Power Ranger/Super Sentai helmet as your profile pic. Very nice.

Thunder rangers profile pic is 🔥🔥🔥

🤣🤣

I read that in Angel Dust's voice

I was painting a ceiling. Mind if I put my hands up again?

Yes

@@grubbs517 no you can never put them back up.

SO THATS THE SECRET

@@InsertCreativeusername_ Hah! The immutable laws of Simon Says has freed me.

O, damned. You did this joke befor.

Oh, reusing jokes is TIGHT

So, I literally had to scroll through the comments because I was almost certain that I only left this one, but Andi dude had me thinking that maybe somehow I doubled up without knowing. I didn't, but he sure made me look lol!

He is the only KZfaq where I look forward to the ad.

@@bobbynickens310 so true

Please don't ever fix the youtube(r). He's my favorite youtube too

yeah they're pretty good, I do think the terrible writign advice channel does pretty good ads as well though.

Linus tech tips makes me feel this way too😂

"But don't try and claim that money" "Why not?" "Because then we'll have to take stop doing business with you." "But I paid you money to replace all my stuff if something happens to it." "Yeah but we want to keep that money and if we think you're going to want that money back then what's the point of getting it from you to begin with?" "So you just want me to pay you money for nothing?" "Yeah. Pretty much." "So if nothing ever happens to my stuff you just keep my money." "Yeah" "So what happens to all that money I give you if nothing ever happens to my stuff?" "Oh. It makes us rich" "Well I don't think I want to pay money for that. I think maybe I'll just be really, really careful." "Well if you want to drive a car you have to. The law says you do or you can't drive your car and when you're paying for your house." "That sounds an awful lot like extortion" "I don't know what to tell you. That's the law."

@@ScottCleve33 Yes exactly how the scam works. I do hope @RyanGeorge sees your Idea I would love to see him/them do it!

@@TimHollingworth Ahh. Not my idea. I was just expanding on Random User's idea.

One of the few channels where I enjoy the advertisements as much as the content itself.

Watching the adstranaught is okay only ads I'll watch Barely even an inconvenience

The Mustache on top of a Mustache question got me!

You should say that in a reaction video.

We're lucky these levels of meta haven't been reached before now. Let's hope the warning did its job, any more meta and there might be no one left.

He might have on of those basemeant doors that lead to the outside

"Actually, not at all, Barely an inconvenience"

That works

Because it was in the basement.

Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

What where did he go?

I have never seen someone so happy to see an ad

@@kislayparashar Lmao

He was in the last video....

Ugh was he ever gone?

One of the best jokes I've heard in a long time!

Yeah it was hilarious when I heard it😂

I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard

And if you need even more telecommunications, you can stay in a Mo' Tel !

@@daxriley8195 underrated comment right there

Don't worry he's probably going to steal the mattress, the TV and the little soaps from the hotel room..

I hope he gives the guy at least the first night free

Well if he had a Ryan for every time someone burned a house down as a marketing tool there would be a whole universe full of Ryan's

Yep

True

Nah

Perhaps

100th like

A VERIFIED HUMAN BEING?!? Need to comment before everyone else does so I get that minimal feeling of superiority because I suck at everything else.

@@krs_5 thx

@@krs_5 what about mine :(

@@krs_5 Dammit, I wanted alcohol :(

@@roundcorners1928 🍹🍾🥂🍷🍻🍺🥃🍸 Here you go, now get lost ya crazy drunk 😂

? Its tou again

yeah

Well, your house might have burned down because of how hot fire is, but now you can live in this much smaller place and pay me money for it.

@@eeveearoace Yo you’re right. This is definitely the better option

@@lizardgirl4055 yeah cause you get those cute little soaps and stuff

@@idonoy661 No toothpaste tho. Sad

Ho Tell 🤣🤣

I mean...

Ryan always spitting facts

i get the telecommunication part but I just realized the what the other part meant, that's actually good writing lol

Came back just to find a comment about this.

How about the first guy to ever get milked by a cow?

"hey look at this cool white water I found" "Woaah how'd you get that?" "I frickin squeezed a cow's breasts and it came out" "You did what"

@@humanperson8418 When you use 100% brain power.

“The first person to prove that cow’s milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty.” -Fact Sphere, Portal 2

Sounds a lot like his "first guy to own a cat" video. That one was fun and the cat was super cute

Omg yes

Why would you think that this just looks like a wolf! Ok what about thi- That's a small tiger. Uh- what about a fish in a glass box? Why would anyone want that in their house? Well you get to feed them, and make sure they don't die. Yeah but that sounds like a lot of responsibility. Well women like tigers don't they? ... Ok thanks. Wait you have to pay for that, I decided- and he's gone.

This was my favorite comment on here.

“Why does he have a mustache on top of his mustache?”

i think they often have pretty good working relationships

It's evolution

true

Lol

He ripped it off from an early ad slogan for Holiday Inn

@@Cookieboymonster1962 It actually sounds like the McDonald's bathroom.

for ANY place of business, in general, yeah.

Facts

Mine too

Cheese

Ok

we saw the vid

Vision: "We will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions because human beings are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe"

Speaking of which..... First person to make a 'based on a true story' movie.

Kinda already made: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bZZooZd4qMi4mYE.html

As far as I'm concerned it is.

It absolutely is, I decided.

@@starfirescreamere5317 yeah yeah yeah

​Oh wow wow wow wow ......... wow