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@RyanGeorge4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching. Maybe subscribe? I don't know. I am also on social media and I post things: twitter.com/theryangeorge instagram.com/theryangeorge
@KarlGumbo4 жыл бұрын
cool
@casperk51644 жыл бұрын
K
@dougduffy34844 жыл бұрын
Already did
@JeroenDoes4 жыл бұрын
Can't really relate with the tipping thing, never done it. That being said I do not live in the US. We have (a normal) minimum wage here. Nice video as always
@rdrb83294 жыл бұрын
Already subscribed it was super easy barely an inconvenience
@A_C_E_134 жыл бұрын
“It seems like you’re trying _very_ hard to keep me away from the kitchen.” _“Don’t go in there.”_
@brandonjarvis19874 жыл бұрын
anyone who has worked in that industry knows that fact. all kitchens, all workplaces, are disgusting in some way. maybe not labs.
@hiddenlife3.0184 жыл бұрын
@@brandonjarvis1987 can confirm, I did work experience at a hotel. It was 4 stars but I didn't want to eat any of the free food there because of what I saw people do.
@spaghettiman37574 жыл бұрын
@@hiddenlife3.018 I'm lalte, but what did they do?
@claudiamiller77304 жыл бұрын
Fuck me....so funny!
@allamericanslacker23784 жыл бұрын
@@brandonjarvis1987 I've had two separate health inspectors say on two separate occasions that I run the cleanest kitchen they've ever seen, but I was apprenticed to a master chef that also happened to be a germ freak.
@user-yf8rx9lq8b4 жыл бұрын
Why do I have a feeling that all this "first guy to ever" thing is just the result of Time Traveling Reporter messing something up in the future.
@viljar554 жыл бұрын
Nice
@TheToneBender4 жыл бұрын
RCU Ryan Cinematic Universe
@delarkaBCN4 жыл бұрын
better love story than twilight
@ihagupta96334 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!
@michaelcarnevale1034 жыл бұрын
butterfly effect.
@jaydenmcnealy10703 жыл бұрын
"They'll come and ask if everything is to your liking but only when your mouth is full of food." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 So true tho.
@TopAnimeLoverEver3 жыл бұрын
The secret is they don't actually want a conversation with you 😂
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv19623 жыл бұрын
Its all covered in orientation
@bakenator74203 жыл бұрын
Or the fact that when people eat they generally always have food in their mouth...
@jaydenmcnealy10703 жыл бұрын
@@bakenator7420 well yeah, but there is also a point where you don't have food in your mouth, like after you swallow.
@jm79673 жыл бұрын
@@jaydenmcnealy1070 or when you breathe or talk with your companions
@atalina22713 жыл бұрын
"You should just pay them fairly" oh I love that part
@patrioticpanda76183 жыл бұрын
wait till you learn that waiters make MORE from tipping
@a.m.hofmeister7253 жыл бұрын
@@patrioticpanda7618 Exactly. People who complain about tips are the people who aren't working a service industry job. It effectively is a commission. Sure some customers are assholes, and the commission is variable based on that, but fact is most people tip relatively well and you can easily pull in good money waiting tables or bartending. Places that have moved away from this model towards a standard wage have a terrible time staying staffed. Automatic gratuity is an in between, but a lot of places servers STILL make less money with it.
@SomethingSpecial.3 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Gerber The tipping culture in Canada is the exact same as the states and they pay their waitstaff. I'd argue they have it way worse than us.
@Quincy_Morris3 жыл бұрын
A relic of government regulation keeping restaurants from being able to raise wages so tips became a thing. When the regulation was abolished the culture stayed.
@jimroscovius3 жыл бұрын
The more money they make, the less I will tip.
@segamble16794 жыл бұрын
First guy ever to be a teacher : “Give me your children” “Why?” “Because they’re dumb “
@Preussfam4 жыл бұрын
SE Gamble 🤣🤣🤣
@rahandg4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jackthenintendofan64804 жыл бұрын
"That's true they are!" "Yeah so I figured I could open a building where I could, you know, teach them stuff." "Why?" "Because." "That works."
@gergelynagy9874 жыл бұрын
I think it happened on the opposite way :D They are dumb and annoying so drop them off in one place and then put someone there to guard them. And then once they were there...well maybe teach them?
@TiasVsEverything4 жыл бұрын
SE Gamble Man, now I really wanna make that video.
@pyronmasters4 жыл бұрын
I once followed the seating hostess until she turned and said “I’m sorry, Please wait in the waiting area” she was going to the bathroom.
@andrewboardman26544 жыл бұрын
OMG I would lie awake every night thinking about that for the next ten years, sucks to be you.l
@stephenolder45524 жыл бұрын
@@andrewboardman2654 Amateur hour. That wouldn't crack my top 100 of embarrassing moments.
@tranquilrabies4 жыл бұрын
Did you continue following?
@MidnightSonnet4 жыл бұрын
In your defense, she should have told you to take a seat in the waiting area the moment she took your info down.
@ericromano40284 жыл бұрын
"This is the worst table ever."
@claudyview3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly why tipping has always bothered me!
@willieearles31513 жыл бұрын
I mean, if you want the food to be twice as expensive, you can have it your way.
@develupa3 жыл бұрын
@@willieearles3151 in Europe it's not twice as expensive… It's actually often better value, and no one tips!
@RicardoKugo3 жыл бұрын
@@develupa well in some european countries people do tip but tipping as more of a thank you for realy good service.
@develupa3 жыл бұрын
@@RicardoKugo Yeah, sorry... I should have written that tipping isn't obligatory.
@josephnolan63233 жыл бұрын
@@willieearles3151 one no it wouldnt, theres more chefs than wait staff, 2 theres 0 reason to pay them as much as chefs and only theyll be paid slightly below them by 2-3 bucks or so a hour, so the most food prices would go up due to that is maybe 3 bucks on the most expensive items and a buck on the least expensive to make up for it, would be nowhere near double the price
@BearBrother3 жыл бұрын
The fact I just realized that the reflection in owner Ryan’s glasses is actually planned so that he is looking towards the windows and outside to mimic sunlight is genius planning. The little things in these videos are so good
@Wooktent4 жыл бұрын
"Do I follow him or...?" Oh that was way too relatable.
@JoNarDLoLz4 жыл бұрын
Then you decide not to follow and just stare at him/her only for them to look back at you and be confused where the hell you went. Then you'd act like you were doing something that made you busy and thus making that an alibi.
@JoNarDLoLz4 жыл бұрын
Totally not a personal experience btw
@JohnSapato4 жыл бұрын
@@JoNarDLoLz lol
@Unfazed18884 жыл бұрын
@@JoNarDLoLz Right??? The sad part is that it's not exclusive to just restaurants. I have the same issue with my hairdresser because sometimes she says "Follow me." and other times she doesn't and I gotta do long calculus in my head to determine my fate of awkwardness.
@linklink30084 жыл бұрын
Yep follow him I'm suscribed
@Quiscalus7774 жыл бұрын
This feels like a Pitch Meeting for restaurants. "So you have a business idea for me?" "Yes, sir, I do."
@brickherostudios10704 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he made a pitch meeting for different restaurants. XD
@drivers994 жыл бұрын
BrickHero Studios, wow wow wow wow
@the_nikster14 жыл бұрын
sign me up for this stat!
@tiyenin4 жыл бұрын
Anyone on this thread who tips poorly or doesn't tip whatsoever: Everybody: YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE Morgan Freeman as god: he's right you know
@mayaaa26954 жыл бұрын
“Is it gonna b difficult to convince ppl to come eat at our restaurant?” “No it’s gonna b super easy, barely an inconvenience.” “Oh?” “Yeah we’re just gonna put out a bunch of commercials and ads telling ppl to come eat our food and we’re gonna make the food look really nice in the pictures like way nicer than it actually is when you eat here.” “Wow wow wow.” “Yeah tricking people into thinking our food is better than it actually is is tight.” “Wait what’s a commercial?” *first guy to produce a commercial*
@lqtch4 жыл бұрын
Dang, I could watch him for hours Wait, I already have
@jamesjoy7547 Жыл бұрын
Me too My friends are getting used to it Them: "Nobody's seen you in days! Are you all right? Where have you been?" Me: "Ryan George " Them: "Oh, okay "
@idontknoq4813 Жыл бұрын
I'M A BINGE.
@philipsullivan48853 ай бұрын
Barely an inconvenience
@Hayes6073 жыл бұрын
The fact he says that the stranger in the back you will never talk to them so you have to just trust them was golden. The person back in the kitchen can screw with your food but just trust them lol.
@katgenn-winkler17543 жыл бұрын
Yep, he might be the one "dealing with an itchy a hole at the same time"
@DuskLegend2 жыл бұрын
That’s why i almost never go out to eat. Even ordering fast food or delivery got me nervous but at least i take the food and go which means less time to think about itchy chef
@seigeengine16 күн бұрын
To be fair, I have a 100% rate of throwing a table at people who I know messed with my food.
@seyidowole55174 жыл бұрын
“It feels like you should just be paying them fairly” 😂😂
@Tomazack4 жыл бұрын
Such a foreign concept, if you live in the US
@david826334 жыл бұрын
@@Tomazack we are considering to ban it in Norway to not end up like the USA
@Sartheris4 жыл бұрын
@@Tomazack indeed, and they get VERY aggressive if you start suggesting otherwise
@maximelepage76644 жыл бұрын
@@david82633 I really don't think it will go that far. In the USA they're paid a lot less than minimum wage, that's why tips are "mandatory".
@maximelepage76644 жыл бұрын
@@willnicholson18 yes and no. Because they have a shit load of tips.. Theres a minimum wage, and an other special minimum wage for employees who get tips. Where I live minimum wage is 13,10$/h and minimum wage with tips is 10,45$/h.. I don't know the numbers, but I heard that in the USA the gap is worse.. However, they get a shit load of tips so they often will make over.
@mandanal22324 жыл бұрын
"Its not clear if you should follow them but you should " Thank you for solving all my problems !
@Yougotcaged1022 жыл бұрын
"My Doctor did recommend to me that I should eat pretty regularly" It always amazes me how Ryan can raise so many questions from one short sentence
@godemperorofmankind3.091 Жыл бұрын
waiting for the "first guy to be a doctor" video
@heythatsnotmywalrus28192 жыл бұрын
If these videos have taught us anything, it's that Ryan can talk Ryan into trying anything. No matter how ridiculous it sounds. #tenacity
@raydunakin4 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, my doctor did recommend that I eat food regularly to not be a dead man." LOL!
@Sage-bc7iw4 жыл бұрын
@Radionixix "loled"? What are you? A Facebook mom?
@allisonpresley59973 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂😂
@lnvoucher2333 жыл бұрын
these comments are so cheap and they get too many likes
@ROCKY--fk6mr3 жыл бұрын
Read this right when they said it.
@TheDirtGoblin3 жыл бұрын
i thougt he said dog
@MatthewMartinDean4 жыл бұрын
oh, man, this is like the worst time ever to open a restaurant. good time for the first take out place, ever.
@HeatherSpoonheim4 жыл бұрын
Yeah - I've worked for decades in restos - even had my own at one point. Until about February, I would have told you I could move to any city in Canada and have a job within 48 hours - done that several times. Now, at 50, having lost my job in March, I have doubts about ever working in a restaurant again. Fortunately I've started cooking in a retirement home. Fingers crossed.
@DrSmart204 жыл бұрын
@@HeatherSpoonheim i mean, i think he meant because of covid, but i hope everything is going alright for you heather...
@HeatherSpoonheim4 жыл бұрын
@@DrSmart20 Thanks. That's what I meant by losing my job in March - hotel where I worked shut down for covid. 80% of cooks here lost their jobs, at least a quarter of those jobs will not be coming back, soon maybe half of them won't be coming back, until the economy is rebuilt. Not good to be 50 years old and have your industry wiped out. As I said, I was lucky enough to get on cooking at a retirement home - things are going incredibly well for me, given the circumstances.
@TumblinWeeds4 жыл бұрын
There was this bbq shop outside my uni that I waited for half a year to open. I was so excited when it did but I was busy that day...and the very next day, everything was in lockdown. They can’t really do takeout since their business model is the diy bbq. I really hope they’ll still be here after the pandemic...though I guess the possibility is slim. God I feel so bad for the owners. After spending half a year refurbishing the place and everything.
@HeatherSpoonheim4 жыл бұрын
@@TumblinWeeds The hotel where I worked in 2018 (owned by one nice guy, not some big corp) had a bad fire near the end of that year. They were closed for reconstruction for the entirety of 2019, opened in January of 2020, and were just starting to get rolling when the shutdown came. It makes me a bit ill just thinking about it.
@ChrisCrond3 жыл бұрын
The writing in these are just comedic genius. The set up and pay off to so many jokes ❤️
@Something-pp4lk3 жыл бұрын
Asking people if everything's to their liking when their mouth is full is TIGHT!!
@MayaParker014 жыл бұрын
"It feels like you should be paying them fairly" "Yeah, but I don't want to do that though" 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@shanecostello40043 жыл бұрын
Yes he did say that
@flippi69513 жыл бұрын
Shane Costello shut up
@shanecostello40043 жыл бұрын
Fast asssfrik toxic
@Chuckles-98383 жыл бұрын
I also watched that part
@shanecostello40043 жыл бұрын
@@Chuckles-9838 who would have thought?
@WeirdVideoGames4 жыл бұрын
"Look at it this way. After your meal, you get to judge a human on their performance and then do some math."
@pritikinaa4 жыл бұрын
As an asshole and accountant this spoke to me.
@stephen28283 жыл бұрын
Judging humans is TIGHT
@mattpfarr61293 жыл бұрын
Best part of this...
@ismata32743 жыл бұрын
And you re responsible, because I don't want to.
@ismata32743 жыл бұрын
Secondly, since we re paying the waiters, we are the bosses, not the restaurant, so, I will take my own waiter with me, my cousin. As a waiter, he will be able to enter the kitchen, and bring what's the cleanest/freshest. And I will get the food for two packed, my cousin can pack it, then we will go somewhere greener and eat it. Now please someone tell me why I can't do that. And then tell me how a workplace can have employees, who absolutely do work there, but not pay them. It sounds like after a while restaurant owners will expect rent from their waiters, why, they are giving these people work opportunities. Does a car factory employee gets their wages by selling some of the car parts their line produces? Right back doors handle for example,....
@marcyassi60613 жыл бұрын
3:15 If he's in, I'm in.
@CyberChampofficial2 жыл бұрын
Well if he's in I am out
@chaosrui Жыл бұрын
If hes out im out
@CaptainRTenny Жыл бұрын
Well if he’s out then I’m in
@seantds619 Жыл бұрын
@@CaptainRTenny well if he's in, he's in
@horsecurse7 ай бұрын
Well if he is in then i am going home
@mikhailiagacesa34063 жыл бұрын
You brought up every single concern I had going to a restaurant for the first time as a small child. Same discussion I had w/ my parents(yes, I drove them crazy).
@Eliphas_Leary4 жыл бұрын
So much potential in this series. First guy to ever believe in ghosts. First guy to ever be a mime. First guy to ever not look like Ryan.
@raydunakin4 жыл бұрын
That last one would be super difficult, really an inconvenience.
@afterstaar4 жыл бұрын
Technically it was that Aladdin actress for the princess (i forget her name)
@medexamtoolscom4 жыл бұрын
You're failing to understand the concept. They all need to be examples of incredibly common things so that he can point out defects in them that common people never realized. So for instance here, restaurants, they're incredibly common, and he's pointing out some criticisms that most people wouldn't have thought of but is valid. But GHOSTS? Almost no one thinks it's reasonable to believe in them already.
@Eliphas_Leary4 жыл бұрын
@@medexamtoolscom People believig in unreasonable things is quite common, though. As if believing unreasonable things was TIGHT...
@WhiteScorpio24 жыл бұрын
@@medexamtoolscom First guy ever to believe in God.
@TheSquirrelbeast4 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly on the whole tipping issue. Restaurants should pay decent wages to their workers. It's absurd that customers have to be guilt tripped into doing what should be the employer's responsability
@SilverSeeker4 жыл бұрын
They would increase the food prices to compensate so you would end up paying it anyway.
@ericdugal88184 жыл бұрын
Prohibition of alcohol started this whole crap, past time to get rid of it.
@TheBloobster4 жыл бұрын
@@SilverSeeker Yea... but... that's the whole problem. They should pay their workers, we shouldn't, no matter how they put it in their business model.
@The28studio4 жыл бұрын
This only happens in the west? Where I live ( north Africa) we don't do that , no chipping at all. And the employer is forced by the law to pay them living wage please healthcare.
@incog09564 жыл бұрын
As a European that is so mind boggling
@Michael-zf4pi3 жыл бұрын
0:52 always loved just waiting for the seven Geraldines coming to have Sunday lunch to get to the table.
@rahulmenon95303 жыл бұрын
This guy was basically the 1st person to do everything we like to do and owns all the cinema studios and makes all the tv shows and movies. This guy is a legend
@trevorprice18674 жыл бұрын
Having a personal servant who I get to judge & doesn't get paid by their employer is *TIGHT*
@juanfranciscovillarroelthu68764 жыл бұрын
its not... its really not
@mA-nd1xr4 жыл бұрын
Sure it is, sir. And is also super easy, barely and inconvinience
@JennySparkz4 жыл бұрын
@@mA-nd1xr ladies and gents I present to you the origin of :INCEPTION.......wooooaah
@mA-nd1xr4 жыл бұрын
@@JennySparkz *TIGHT*
@kingcrgp4 жыл бұрын
Not being paid sounds like a slave is this a slave thing?
@Maggoz7774 жыл бұрын
"But I wanna see the kitchen" "Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to get aaaaaaaaall the way off my back about that!" "Sure thing. Let me get off that thing"
@Mar1844 жыл бұрын
"My back is where you're located and I must ask you to vacate the premises."
@Oldundead94913 жыл бұрын
I love how they react so casually but so shocked when they are told that they are endangered
@VirtualOvertime3 жыл бұрын
I COME BACK FROM EATING AT A RESTAURANT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE MONTHS AND I WATCH THIS VIDEO AND NOW IM SITTING IN A CORNER CRYING
@okjumps73074 жыл бұрын
gordon ramsay be like: LET ME SEE THE FKING KITCHEN
@lightsab46754 жыл бұрын
It's not gonna be there for long after he does
@Fury_BlackWolf4 жыл бұрын
Getting a visit from Gordon Ramsay is TIGHT!
@Fury_BlackWolf4 жыл бұрын
@Seraphi Grimaldi I fucking told you last time. Don't call me daddy in public! Understand?
@thanos21614 жыл бұрын
@@Fury_BlackWolf wait,is this a Ryan George joke,i miss or does she really call you daddy?
@Fury_BlackWolf4 жыл бұрын
@@thanos2161 I can't deny that i have been called it for better or worse. Sometimes they escape from the cages so it's hard to keep track of them.
@Fuzzy_Barbarian4 жыл бұрын
"They'll ask you if everything's to your liking but only when your mouth is filled with food." Straight facts.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey24944 жыл бұрын
"Es ankyou iss is eally greash! Shcuse me!"
@gator93394 жыл бұрын
Then when I'm not chewing anything and I need some ketchup or steak sauce, they are nowhere to be found
@Bashar3A4 жыл бұрын
Fuzzy Barbarian also if you tell them it’s not, they just shrug and go see someone else less straight forward
@AngelWingsYT4 жыл бұрын
I knew it was all planned
@radiical68833 жыл бұрын
The way he said: “oh my god”
@wendycairoli39643 жыл бұрын
Ryan has the ability to make normal stuff sound weird and cool stuff sound like an extreme sport.
@a.b.cooper48074 жыл бұрын
"After your meal, you can judge a human on their performance and do some math." I only waitressed for 4 months and this still hurt my soul. xD
@DrDolan20003 жыл бұрын
I am so sorry. Here's a hug and 🍫's
@NaomiDollxoxo3 жыл бұрын
Oh I feel it. Hahaha I waitressed for years
@Zo-hc2fn3 жыл бұрын
I am thinking about a new type of restaurants: eating-spots in eating-spots, food keeps changing, chefs also rotate this is opposed to current restaurants, thanks to this rotation of food and chefs, eating-spots are more powerful than restaurants, along with that, there is an app, people vote for the food that will be cooked in the next days menu is influenced by the live input of the people via an app.
@AbdulazizAldowayrah3 жыл бұрын
@@Zo-hc2fn *F U K I N D O I T*
@akenu873 жыл бұрын
@@Zo-hc2fn Yeah, no, don't do that. You would lose the ability to cook from the remaining ingredients and making the menus the way you use most of the ingredients you bought, you would lose a lot of money that way.
@KarlKristofferJohnsson4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not really gonna be paying the waitstaff" Oh, so this is specifically an American restaurant.
@tyrant-den8843 жыл бұрын
Could be in Mexico.
@donashcroft933 жыл бұрын
We in the rest of the world find that really confusing. Not the part about not wanting to pay someone a fair wage that's a thing everywhere and despise it as we might we understand that greedy people want to do that. The confusing part is why the staff take the job knowing that if they do take the job they won't be paid a fair wage and will perpetuate the idea that it's OK. US waiters really need to go on a national strike.
@charlieparker53463 жыл бұрын
@@donashcroft93 If you're confused as to why someone would take a job and then not risk it by striking, I suggest you examine the fact that food costs money and yet we need it to live. Capitalism is in no way voluntary. And no, they don't have other choices. You take that waitstaff job and hope you get good enough tips to pay your rent, or you starve.
@trigunchica143 жыл бұрын
I’ve had Hispanic families in restaurants say not to rip them because their whole family owns and runs the place so they make sure everybody has a fair wage
@boycefenn3 жыл бұрын
@@charlieparker5346 capitalism may not be voluntary but no one is forcing anybody to work in any specific industry. I stopped working in the waitstaff industry for that very reason. I got really tired of relying on the uncertainty of tips to pay my bills
@jamoecw3 жыл бұрын
yeah, this really points out how silly things become if you lose track of how it started.
@theshootinterviewman3 жыл бұрын
oh rolling the dice on a complete stranger whose preparing your meal is *TIGHT*
@electricbayonet24 жыл бұрын
"After your meal, you get to judge a human on their performance and then do some math." Hmm...I really don't like math, but I _do_ like sitting in judgment of strangers, so I guess my opinion calculating tips remains neutral.
@the_hanged_clown4 жыл бұрын
we sit in judgement of others constantly, hell even this comment is a form of judgment. tipping or not is not necessarily part of the process.
@kentskeie23814 жыл бұрын
@Esben M yes, but in fancy restaurants you usually still tip. As long as you are happy with the food and the service.
@Marquis-Sade4 жыл бұрын
@@kentskeie2381 Yeah but waaay less than americans expect you to do.
@Handle01084 жыл бұрын
Esben M ye never had to tip any waiter, it’s so strange that they need you to give them money.
@davidamoritz4 жыл бұрын
@Esben M But don't forget they take like half in taxes also😂😂😂😂 I used to live in Germany and that's the cold hard truth of it kiddos.
@maxcovfefe4 жыл бұрын
I just think Ryan needs to open more "first businesses" like... 1. Bank 2. Private Prison 3. Dentist Office
@alfisyahr4 жыл бұрын
Bank is nice hah
@gustavopereira49244 жыл бұрын
-Can I take your money -Why? -I'm gonna stuck it... For your security
@alexifelton10704 жыл бұрын
1. Banker: GIVE ME YOUR MONEY Person: WHY???? Banker: It’s not safe
@claranaomicassell57684 жыл бұрын
Oooh, First Bank! Give me your money! Haha!
@jerff54114 жыл бұрын
But how did you give all those things names when Ryan hasn't been the first person to open one of them yet? 🤔🧐
@konstellashon1364 Жыл бұрын
Just found Ryan George last year. Been going thru these "First Guy" vids in reverse. So pleased to find his take on tipping staff.
@jali963 жыл бұрын
Imagine him explaining all this to every customer that comes to the restaurant............every single day
@estherpena-nicholas52833 жыл бұрын
He should make a Pitch Meeting and let them watch it
@DKoori4 жыл бұрын
"Yeh, my doctor did recommend that I eat food pretty regularly to not be a dead man" 😂😂😂😂😂
@pricerowland4 жыл бұрын
"What is a 'doctor?'" "It's like a guy who's job is to keep you from dying." New video idea *cough*
@LnPPersonified4 жыл бұрын
Except it's not a doctor's job to keep you from dying. It's to refer you to other doctors or medication in exchange for money, unless told not to by the HMOs. Whether or not this prevents you from dying is inconsequential to this transaction.
@pewdular4 жыл бұрын
Pokerface ok mister magic man
@ninosegers4 жыл бұрын
the first time someone is a doctor. bloodletting, head drilling, no sanitizion, mercury baths
@@LnPPersonified a person who is going to give you advice how to not die and or keep you alive in case something horrible happens in exchange for a ridiculous amount of money
@berylliscoolest3 жыл бұрын
"It feels like you should be paying them fairly!" Yea but I do-I do-I don't wanna do that tho~" As someone who worked as a waiter at one point, I'm dying right now. 🤣
@BooN8773 жыл бұрын
Legit can't remember a time I wasn't asked how my food was when my mouth wasn't full
@agonleed38413 жыл бұрын
thing is..in etiquette class, you're taught to never have your mouth full anyhow. Small(ish) bites and all that. So, the funny part is from the old perspective..as newer waiters don't care..they just carry on the tradition. But the old perspectives were to catch you "out of order" in a sense. You're straying away from etiquette. So the waiter would basically acknowledge you then, which should snap you back
@stulora31724 жыл бұрын
Please do "The first babysitter" Hi, can I take care of your kid for a while? Maybe.... At night? Wait, what?
@85set054 жыл бұрын
That's a dumb name it should be called a baby watcher.
@floydlooney68374 жыл бұрын
The first marriage proposal.... hey I like you, you like me, we should hang out all the time, forever and ever and ever.... she runs away
@floydlooney68374 жыл бұрын
@@85set05 They take care of kids and make them sleep.... kidnapper is the proper term.
@85set054 жыл бұрын
@@floydlooney6837 That makes much more sense.
@Joeseph_Mamamoa4 жыл бұрын
Preferably while you're not around
@FOF2754 жыл бұрын
- "You'll be given a list of all the meals a stranger in the back room can prepare for you" That's the creepiest way to describe restaurants, oh my God 💀
@OK-yy6qz4 жыл бұрын
You have to trust he's not going to do anything disgusting to your food he could have an itchy asshole Don't go in there😂😂
@FOF2754 жыл бұрын
@@OK-yy6qz Makes me think of all the times I've feared they could've peed in there and I wouldn't know 😂😂😂
@JordanWheeler19994 жыл бұрын
@@FOF275 well if I were to work or find out that they did that to my food their a fucking dead man.
@Bell2323 Жыл бұрын
For my own amusement, lately I've taken to greeting people with "Hi there. Hello." They usually stare at me for a second, blink a few times, and recover.
@MadTurnip2 жыл бұрын
"Come on in, roll the dice!" should be a real restaurant slogan.
@hayatsu_4 жыл бұрын
Alternative Title: People after the coronavirus.
@frankman24 жыл бұрын
Nice
@asserakram17254 жыл бұрын
Nice
@-gemberkoekje-55474 жыл бұрын
Alternative Alter and native Change and original Change what it was before... Wow... english is crazy man...
@ssssSTopmotion4 жыл бұрын
Trust me.This comment is gonna blow up after the pandemic is over.
@asserakram17254 жыл бұрын
People after corona 2 (swine flu)
@stewiesaidthat4 жыл бұрын
Hostesses should start seating the guests by saying "Come with me if you want to live."
@v1nzaro3 жыл бұрын
he always talks like he is talking to a five year old. For example "if you dont eat food you die".😂
@Hurraakerkko3 жыл бұрын
"After the meal, you get to judge a person and do some math." Brilliant.
@tumatauenga64334 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the first restaurant was opened by a French man who claimed he could restore you of any illness with soup.
@leooreillydoyle79904 жыл бұрын
Damn it where is he now
@tumatauenga64334 жыл бұрын
@@leooreillydoyle7990 Probably died of disease
@alswearengen64274 жыл бұрын
Was it french onion soup?
@TheJugHeadHat4 жыл бұрын
@@alswearengen6427 No it was actually what we would consider a stock these days if I remember correctly, so not super tasty
@simpsonman9564 жыл бұрын
I know for a fact that isn't true :/ Restaurants existed in ancient Rome
@krthecarguy51504 жыл бұрын
*hears the part about tips* *laughs in European*
@RummanNaser4 жыл бұрын
@Wignat Fedposter looks at American AND European prices *Laughs in Indian*
@yourmomsimpsforproxmox4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's embarrassing how broken our tipping system is here. Doesn't matter if the service was good or not. If you don't tip enough to make the wait staff happy about their job, you are the monster, not the employer.
@azarilh23554 жыл бұрын
@Wignat Fedposter To be fair. Americans use the tips thing so customers would have the illusion of low prices, same goes with the tax excluded prices. This is kinda selfish by the sellers to do.
@Z64sports4 жыл бұрын
What language is European and why does it have a different laughing sound?
@03019a4 жыл бұрын
@Wignat Fedposter Looks at American prices laughs in Asian *cough
@jacobg86402 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this for the first time right before the pandemic. For an entire year it felt like he was describing what was once a distant memory.
@toothfairy101332 жыл бұрын
the fact that restaurants exist is possibly my most favourite thing about this timeline. i am willing to live in a boring dystopia as long as i can give people money to let me hang out at their shop and eat food with my friends for hours at a time.
@missiontobeaman31114 жыл бұрын
*How’s the pizza? “It’s super cheesy, barely an inconvenience.”*
@Liusila4 жыл бұрын
Mission to be A Man Oooohhhhhhhh! Wow. Wow-wow-wow.
@melonlord48894 жыл бұрын
Just like this joke
@OvSpP4 жыл бұрын
Pizza is *tight!*
@sandrino54 жыл бұрын
@Aaron A420 Ugh, tight buns are not good.
@JordanWheeler19994 жыл бұрын
@@sandrino5 *horny senses are tingling*
@provki4 жыл бұрын
Watching the video as soon as it's posted is super easy, barely an inconvenience
@ImAFatNerd904 жыл бұрын
Oh really?
@parmesean_4 жыл бұрын
Watching these vids early are TIGHT
@harryrichards37334 жыл бұрын
Notifications on is TIGHT
@provki4 жыл бұрын
@@ImAFatNerd90 yeah yeah yeah
@okjumps73074 жыл бұрын
Please edit it to: “ writing a comment with a lot of likes is super easy, barely an inconvenience”
@zsofiavera41183 жыл бұрын
Came here from Julie Nolke. Am proper hooked & bingeing my Saturday away. Thank you for the laughter.
@stormdoesgaming89195 ай бұрын
Ohhh Julie Nolke is TIGHT! ....wait..
@ti9erlilly3 жыл бұрын
The "Do I follow him... Or...??" At the end was the perfect cherry on top. 😂😂😂
@ziljin4 жыл бұрын
This makes restaurants sound terrifying
@katgenn-winkler17543 жыл бұрын
Which they are
@ziljin3 жыл бұрын
@@katgenn-winkler1754 yes true I don't really like restaurants
@MerlinTheCommenter3 жыл бұрын
"ROLL THE DICE" 😂😂😂
@TheMightyBubbs2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been in the industry for 26 years. They are incredibly terrifying places, but mostly due to the general public being complete animals with no sense of morality when they are hungry.
@sweetsnejinka94112 жыл бұрын
He captured exactly how I feel about em.
@ericisprobablyfullofshit77974 жыл бұрын
As someone who worked in the restaurant industry for 30 years this is painfully hilarious. Good parody is honest and blunt, but never mean spirited and I feel like you do that well. Take Honest Trailers; I love it when they rip stuff I think sucks, but I love them even more when they do stuff I like. The reason that they can point out the errors and plot holes of my favorite movies and TV shows and still make me laugh is because their assessments are always fair.
@benvoliothefirst4 жыл бұрын
This channel is about to SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!
@graphaite98764 жыл бұрын
I’m betting one of your more favorite movies is Spaceballs haha
@ericisprobablyfullofshit77974 жыл бұрын
@@graphaite9876 I love Mel Brooks but that is one of his movies that I just couldn't get into.
@onkelpappkov26664 жыл бұрын
@@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 Would you say it sucks or it blows?
@GODOFAWSOMENESS14 жыл бұрын
What idiot makes their password 1 2 3 4 5?
@martines29563 жыл бұрын
Never thought about it like that... They are just keeping us out of the kitchen 🤔
@ianhall75133 жыл бұрын
This channel is like a social interaction starter guide for if you've lived under a rock your entire life.
@wet0wl4 жыл бұрын
‘Did I mention you don’t have to clean up after yourself’ ‘Oh man, you should’ve led with that’ 50% of the reason people go to restaurants Omg thanks for all these likes! I didn’t know this comment was that good 😄
@avataraarow4 жыл бұрын
Lol the entire video I was thinking to myself “Why isn’t he mentioning that someone cleans all your dishes for you?” Perfect way to integrate it Ryan good shit
@mogcmasterofgc1584 жыл бұрын
Tbh I feel bad 4 the person that has 2 clean up which is y I try 2 make as little mess as possible. Its probably beacuse I'm nice :)
@WhiteScorpio24 жыл бұрын
Why though? Cooking is a much bigger hustle than washing a single plate.
@center4nerds4 жыл бұрын
@@mogcmasterofgc158 it was my first job and it wasn't bad for the most part you get into a groove and it's not bad work. BUT, there are certain tables/people that make it super difficult make giant messes that just ate up precious time and threw off my grove!
@mogcmasterofgc1584 жыл бұрын
@@center4nerds your welcome I, guess? Thanks 4 letting me know anyway!
@mrflip-flop31984 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I live in a country where tipping is considered an option and not mandatory.
@HariSeldon9134 жыл бұрын
It's not mandatory in the US, merely a societal expectation.
@mrflip-flop31984 жыл бұрын
@@HariSeldon913 Then it's obligatory?
@MrSirFluffy4 жыл бұрын
@@mrflip-flop3198 Customer service is great though.
@David_5384 жыл бұрын
@@mrflip-flop3198 And that's why I only eat MacDonalds
@David_5384 жыл бұрын
@@MrSirFluffy .
@AlexArthur942 ай бұрын
"Did I mention you don't have to clean up after yourself?" "You should've led with that! For sure I'm in!" LOL
@andyharris3084 Жыл бұрын
Nice detail with the "it won't be clear if you should follow but you should". That is very true. Would it really be that much trouble for the waiting staff/greeter to say "follow me and I'll take you to your table" rather than just walking off and hoping you'll follow? I'm not a cow. I'm a pickle... when I feel like it.
@cornap14 жыл бұрын
Life lessons from Ryan. “If you don’t need food you’re going to die” thanks now I know how to not die!
@royalpain92814 жыл бұрын
Super easy barely an inconvenience! After you do a backflip, snap the bad guy’s neck and save the day
@jotheunissen92744 жыл бұрын
If you don't NEED food you won't die from starvation If you don't EAT food, then you'll die from starvation (or something else, whatever comes first)
@cornap14 жыл бұрын
Royal Pain Yeah Yeah Yeah Now I’m going to need you to get all the way off my back.
@PKAmedia4 жыл бұрын
I mean you now know one way not to die. Apparently there are others.... Don't know what they are though. Sorry. Maybe will watch other Ryan videos to figure out others. Not going to hold my breath though. I sort of feel like not breathing is like another way to die... not sure though. I feel like there are better ways to find out how not to die, but alas youtube comedy people haven't told me what they are so um gaining that not dying knowledge from commenters of KZfaq funny people it is so... power sockets, yay or nay on licking for sustenance?
@AJ692384 жыл бұрын
I feel you, dude. These humans are tricky!
@userasdf4 жыл бұрын
Love how most of this turned into a commentary on tipping. Definitely the stupidest part of restaurants.
@iferawhite76614 жыл бұрын
And it's only in like, Western countries like America and Canada. Like wtf, WHY
@userasdf4 жыл бұрын
@@iferawhite7661 well the waiters not getting paid is just america. In canada they get paid minimum wage. they just get tips TOO.
@userasdf4 жыл бұрын
@Jak Stone and for everyone else that isn't the restaurant owner and those people it's stupid
@singenstattatmen50964 жыл бұрын
*American restaurants In most European countries tipping is very much optional and, in some places, might even cause offense or at least confusion.
@Yggdrasil424 жыл бұрын
Jak Stone Here in Europe, people get paid a living wage *and still get tips*! Isn't that even more wonderful?
@trista-iw5su3 жыл бұрын
It's actually a great system and has survived for centuries
@randomizedindividual3 жыл бұрын
Tipping is stupid and this video breaks it down perfectly.
@glitch45834 жыл бұрын
Hey, you were supposed to follow me! Whoops! Whoopsie!
@Freshcornpop4 жыл бұрын
"As soon as your done, you get out" tell that to a group of girls going to brunch
@lh95914 жыл бұрын
Me on Sunday at 6pm. “Oh I thought you just worked this morning? Why are you still here?” “My table is still here. They’ve been here since 11.” “...”
@jypsridic4 жыл бұрын
@@lh9591 duuuuuuuuude. I would have brought them their check then a few minutes later start wiping down their table. But that's probably why I'm back of house.
@sleepysera4 жыл бұрын
@@lh9591 Huh, why didn't she just go home when her shift was over and let her colleagues with the afternoon shift continue waiting that table? o.O Never heard of someone staying just to wait for costumers to leave, wtf.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey24944 жыл бұрын
@@sleepysera to get the tip for all their hard work, maybe? I'm just guessing. I'm in Australia and our wait-staff get paid something resembling a living wage, so...
@gator93394 жыл бұрын
Lol too true. I was a waiter and there was a group of girls at a table taking selfies of their food, ended up barely eating any of it and they left a crappy tip
@user-fy4zc9rs5e2 жыл бұрын
0:25 but school say something different
@greygust39369 ай бұрын
What
@oliverholm39733 жыл бұрын
"Is that really the best time?" "Probably not but we thought it'd be funny" That is my business model too. Is it efficient? Good. Is it funny? That's better.
@tatersalad764 жыл бұрын
"Not paying waiters and waitresses a living wage is tight!" "But how are they going to make ends meet?" "Super easy, barely an inconvenience!" "Really?" "Yeah, I was thinking YOU handle that part. "
@darmam0o4 жыл бұрын
That works!
@VanquishedAgain4 жыл бұрын
Do you know how business works? It'll come from the customer one way or the other (or they'll get replaced with robots). Servers make a ton more than minimum wage through tipping.
@elementalcobalt14 жыл бұрын
"But how are they going to make ends meet?" "I don't know..." "Cause I feel like if they can't afford to live, they're not going to do their job well and you may struggle to-" "Okay, I'm gonna need you to get WAY off my back there." "If you say so..."
@eduardoestudillo92764 жыл бұрын
VanquishedAgain I’m guessing you know nothing about the pitch meetings
@VanquishedAgain4 жыл бұрын
@@eduardoestudillo9276 I've seen them all... the comment was obviously a dog at the American tipping system. Just pointing out that the method works out better for the tippers.
@dustindurham20624 жыл бұрын
When he said “Just come on in. Roll the dice.” that was funny asf
@h2ojr13 жыл бұрын
its how I feel when I choose to go to any Sonic drive through. It's either excellent food and service, or you can obviously tell someone wasnt happy in there.
@rhov-anion2 жыл бұрын
A couple years ago, I had to use my Epi-Pen to save a woman's life after she ordered a burger and fries at Applebee's and suddenly went into anaphylactic shock. Turned out the restaurant cooks their fries in the same oil that they cook their shrimp, and she had a seafood allergy. So yup... Roll the dice!
@scorpiusbalthazar4327 Жыл бұрын
@@rhov-anion Besides allergies you never want to cook seafood in oil and then fry anything else, it changes the flavor. You can fry fries though and then fry seafood but then it's seafood oil afterwards.
@chadcatarozoli77763 жыл бұрын
After your meal you get to ya know judge a human based on their performance and do some math... lol
@DemoniqueLewis5 ай бұрын
Shorts revitalize ancient videos by capturing some of the funniest bits.
@derektitov66674 жыл бұрын
As soon as you're done, you get out. Haha. Omg. "Probably not but we thought it'd be funny." So damn true.
@nekomajinc3354 жыл бұрын
"He could be really good at his job or he could be dealing with an itchy asshole." I think that could describe anyone with a job working with food or customers.
@DoggoDaiyZe3 жыл бұрын
1:53 AMOGUS
@AnimalAnecdotes1Ай бұрын
“You don’t ever need to go anywhere near the kitchen “ 😂
@matthewrichardson81624 жыл бұрын
"Also I'm not really gonna be paying the wait staff so if you could chip in on that, that'd be great" 😂😂😂
@Fireking-14 жыл бұрын
@@supasik1 Yes
@KafanskaTV4 жыл бұрын
Ah... the american problem. In most countries they are just paid. You can give a tip if you want to, but nobody begs or forces you to do so. People give tips for extraordinary service, not just for being served as they should.
@jerff54114 жыл бұрын
Tips are supposed to provide for better service
@allamericanslacker23784 жыл бұрын
@@KafanskaTV It's only seen as a problem by people that have never worked in a US restaurant. Being a waiter is unskilled labor, which means that they'd only get paid minimum wage since anyone can do it. As things currently stand, a halfway decent waiter can easily make two to three times that much, and that doesn't even take into account that many waiters don't report their tips, meaning that money is tax free. A really good waiter can make more than almost everyone else working at that restaurant. I say this as a chef that's been in the restaurant business for years.
@agonleed38414 жыл бұрын
@@allamericanslacker2378 the problem is that WE don't care that you make less or more. It shouldn't be directly our responsibility. Most of us don't even think about the subject until someone is trying to shame another for not feeling obligated to tip, though
@superancient4 жыл бұрын
If I ever open a restaurant, my slogan will be: "We try really hard to keep you away from the kitchen"
@rexblaze44 жыл бұрын
Why not just 'Don't go in the kitchen. Ever.'?
@leahl50073 жыл бұрын
“Do I follow him or...?” 😂 So much truth
@byronp23113 жыл бұрын
This is exactly correct. And, yes, you should follow him.
@-Gug-4 жыл бұрын
it feels like that all the humans in the world died exept for Ryan and his clones and they're all learning about the past
@returnoftheredeye4 жыл бұрын
Sadly this is now a historical artifact from a time when restaurants were a thing.
@AnimateTronix3 жыл бұрын
100th like
@boazjamesmiller63873 жыл бұрын
@@AnimateTronix 222nd like... not that it actually matters or can even be verified or anything.
@waldoman72 жыл бұрын
I am already far enough in the future that this comment is confusing. Historians will NOT understand 2020
@DuskLegend2 жыл бұрын
Who needs em. You people need to learn to cook for christ’s sake
@waldoman72 жыл бұрын
@@DuskLegend that's completely irrelevant
@meestyouyouestme37534 жыл бұрын
Next video idea: The first guy to make a "The First Guy To..." Series.
@benjaminclement84372 жыл бұрын
I love the way you break things down, money is used to buy food so you can continue to be alive, the ocean has millions of dead in it and comes up on land to get us from time to time hahahaha
@socaltrojan2864 жыл бұрын
"Did I mention you do not have to clean up after yourself?" "Oh man, you should have led with that. " Yes, yes he should have.
@KaiGaming844 жыл бұрын
"Well you talk to the person who's standing here then they take off into the restaurant and it's not going to be clear if you should follow them". Some things just need to be said lol.