Thoughts To Snap Your Mind In Half Compilation.

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@EternalShortz Жыл бұрын

"taxes are just yearly subscription that you Pay to the country you live in, childhood is the free trial" That is soo true

@VTrucker777 8 ай бұрын

Guess i get extended free trial

@Moulikyash 7 ай бұрын

69th like Nice

@imthememetheef 4 ай бұрын

EA ideology be like😊

@mercust 3 ай бұрын

3:21 will always haunt me

@Nat_onYT 2 ай бұрын

That wasn’t part of this video but I did see that one yeah 😂

@ZacharyHarpel 10 ай бұрын

This is not only hilarious, but some of these are actually educational!

@user-dg4vz7ig8y 10 ай бұрын

Fuck that

@aguy2181 10 ай бұрын

bruh this is why i think these are cringe

@gloriawangui5669 10 ай бұрын

@@aguy2181cuz Ur corny and cringe af 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

@redwoodpies8309 10 ай бұрын

agreed

@CatBoy72 9 ай бұрын

@@aguy2181 you make it more cringe by saying that so just keep your comments to yourself

@cc..dollia 3 ай бұрын

*Claim your “Late people” Trophy here🫠*

@jonathanmarin5349 2 ай бұрын

Hey!

@user-db3vn9fo6s 2 ай бұрын

10 month

@zRubyF0x1e_WildCraft 2 ай бұрын

😅

@DracoMalfoyEdits2801 2 ай бұрын

10 months 😅

@mahalakshmiv2740 2 ай бұрын

10 months

@halocraft314 11 ай бұрын

I love how all of the people around him practically go insane just because he's spouting these random thoughts.

@A_WeirdGrl_09 4 ай бұрын

And yet the rest of us are watching it willingly 😂

@hazeltam6753 Ай бұрын

That is so trueeee

@RaimeTooRacist Жыл бұрын

What blows my mind more is the fact he somehow came up with those things and decided to actually turn it to into a semi story instead of just another short, ryan 2 goes from getting annoyed to having to find a way to get him to stop, get new friends, new therapist and they had even been in lockdown, this dedication deserves a Sub

@Iknowthefirst_random-.3 Жыл бұрын

It’s just… a compilation…

@RaimeTooRacist Жыл бұрын

@@Iknowthefirst_random-.3 never knew that! :0

@Meat_man_official Жыл бұрын

Hey your more early than that comment above

@pupsiclevlogs 11 ай бұрын

100 like and 3rd comment and also its a compilation not a semi story-

@vicinvesta8349 8 ай бұрын

He did not come up with all these things.... All these things are well known "unanswerable children's questions" He just collected and presented them. Here two lame ones: "Why there is a floatation device under your seat on airplane, should it be a parachute instead?" "How does snow blower driver get to work?"

@steakoncearmyengene9326 Жыл бұрын

This guy is a genius. Look at the numbers of people who just shamelessly post his voice without credits.

@xxfreedomxx9479 10 ай бұрын

Carzeyy

@s3king981 10 ай бұрын

Any they got likes above 200k

@steakoncearmyengene9326 10 ай бұрын

@@s3king981 true true

@luthfeeghazale6206 9 ай бұрын

Fr thou especially the gta car shit gameplay

@OviOnTop23 9 ай бұрын

@@s3king981always true

@legendsboiz493 6 ай бұрын

"A man who thinks all the time has nothing to think except thoughts" -a wise man

@larawaterson 29 күн бұрын

Their also known as philosophers.

@AlienFromJupiter7016 10 ай бұрын

1:27 that scream 😂

@CameronsMusic Жыл бұрын

As a person who only has 5 years of his free trial left, I can confirm childhood is entirely free.

@BlackFang186 10 ай бұрын

Agreed dude.

@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm 9 ай бұрын

Man is barely a legal user of youtube

@star05dream 8 ай бұрын

@CameronsMusic Nice! I have 5 months :)

@farahh2909 8 ай бұрын

Dude it's not entirely free but it is the least exhausting you'll understand when you'll grow up

@vicinvesta8349 8 ай бұрын

Not if your were born into poverty in most of the countries in the world.

@benjamin_superlinkinparkfan 2 ай бұрын

The line "only thiefs wish you prosperity" is just woow

@ABC-12342 2 ай бұрын

This video is the perfect example of Think Unique Be Creative

@deniceprudhomme9424 10 ай бұрын

4:00 this literally hurts my head

@Rex-787 Жыл бұрын

1:13 “ well I guess I gotta find new friends. Do you know anyb- sorry “ - Ryan

@Bandit_Mhm 7 ай бұрын

"Dude, If Your Waiting For The Waiter, Arent You The Waiter?" "No, Your The Patient." *Blackhole Appears*

@AnkerFred 3 ай бұрын

True🤣🤣🤣

@BearBoxForever 6 ай бұрын

“Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice?” Got me!

@blvckskull7954 8 ай бұрын

*"Taxes are just a yearly subscription to the country you live in. And childhood is just the free trial"* Truer words have never been spoken!

@theidpboi6205 Жыл бұрын

Okay let's admit we've all been waiting for a comp so we wouldn't have tp scour the internet for playlists Originally i had no idea it was YOU making these but now with this and all your other shit i can safely classify you as a sss+ tier youtube channel, my man.

@RyanSmith-qh7sr Жыл бұрын

Bro literally I was gonna say that, I have seen these on a different channel, who would've thought it was our boy ryan who made those

@elmyst9108 Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@rev_YT4358 10 ай бұрын

i know right, i thought carzeyy was the original one

@BlockingBelow 9 ай бұрын

2:11 *task failed succesfully*

@defender5401 Жыл бұрын

How the hell does Ryan come up with this things😂😂

@kiiseanrobinson5084 12 күн бұрын

He might just be reading them off of r/ShowerThoughts. Either that or he really did come up with them .

@alifeinmikaworld4999 10 ай бұрын

3:41 omg know u making me go crazy😂

@thelimeminecart2045 8 ай бұрын

This man made me laugh more than any meme has

@shobhnasrivastava5805 Жыл бұрын

After my physics paper...Finally I won't lose some brain cell

@aryanwanjari6740 Жыл бұрын

I lose all of my brain cells.

@Rex-787 Жыл бұрын

@@aryanwanjari6740 in 2020-

@DarkCoconut 8 ай бұрын

0:54 just blew me away

@evanbenesch6583 10 ай бұрын

I remember when your account was first starting out! Now look at how far you’ve come, Ryan!! Congratulations!!

@sajeded Жыл бұрын

this guy's content never gonna die

@thebajaguys Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: despite the cost of it, living still remains popular

@zukoshonor4557 8 ай бұрын

@@iamafraidofwomen stop!!!!

@arandomperson327 7 ай бұрын

@@zukoshonor4557if you cook cookies, does it change it name to bakies? If you bake bacon, will it be called cookon? Made this up lol-

@eugenebergeman581 2 ай бұрын

My favorite line is "Please stop. Ma brain hurts." 🤣🤣🤣

@GamerProAnimeLover 27 күн бұрын

Mine too. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@animalsforlife825 9 ай бұрын

0:41 is so true

@OFFICIALCjPalsGamingPals13 10 ай бұрын

5:25 What is life? (Had me dying)

@Gameboy082017 7 ай бұрын

This was freaking awesome. But the forwards/backwards lips thing blew my freaking mind!

@TuberYouFan 7 ай бұрын

The "sand" one is actually a pretty good one

@user-xq5nz2vu9h 3 ай бұрын

Bro...if you kill a cereal,are you a cereal killer?

@Dangerspeed862 18 күн бұрын

Better yet what if the cereal kills you???or ig worse yet…

@07CS Жыл бұрын

Genius. He cheers up my day. Love him! 🙏❤

@masterflick2669 9 ай бұрын

4:37 BRO THAT ONE WAS SO GOOD

@Siddhisawsome 25 күн бұрын

Bruh

@EmmaTvT Ай бұрын

Childhood is your free trial 😭😭😭

@promedium1216 2 ай бұрын

3:33 I’m literally pooping right now

@Luis_Angelo 8 ай бұрын

He doesn't need an Oscar, he needs a therapist.

@SyedMaaz877 8 ай бұрын

Oh man! Every line said is just PERFECT?? How is someone able to do that?? I'm soo surprised. This talent needs the recognition it deserves.

@terrytyrannosaurus7354 9 ай бұрын

4:37 "Your alarm sound is technically your theme song, since it plays at the start of every episode." Well in that case, I change my theme song often depending on the taste of my music.

@V0calSweet3 8 ай бұрын

Same lol

@JustSmileyFace... 7 ай бұрын

You're just going through multiple seasons of your own anime show this point

@Punktrick1259 5 ай бұрын

"Ryan, can you come here for a minute? I have a few questions"

@Dude-xb3xh 4 ай бұрын

1:45 insurance people also wish you well so they don’t have to pay you or do anything and you just pay them

@shiram88 Жыл бұрын

He's so brilliant I've played this video 20x already 😅

@Dreadplaysminecraft 6 ай бұрын

3:40 ok you got me with that one

@soumyapriyadatta6553 3 ай бұрын

I have to admit, this was the best comedy skit I've seen in a long time. I was watching this while my mom was sleeping beside me, so I couldn't laugh out loud and oh boy it was quite difficult😂😂 seriously someone should do a try not to laugh challenge while reacting to this But yeah, those observations are quite intriguing

@tk40gamingjunior 9 ай бұрын

3:08 he’s quite the contrary

@TajOfficial1 Жыл бұрын

Let's take a moment to appreciate his intelligence 😂❤

@thecomet653 10 ай бұрын

It’s not that smart. Most of these can debunked with real intelligence

@WIMBL-SOMBL 10 ай бұрын

5:30 hey where is the chips

@WarrenMartin-lr5tx 5 ай бұрын

This is why I subscribed to this channel

@granthtanwar403 Жыл бұрын

Great content Ryan👍👍 Keep killin' it😃😃😊

@F7Gaming988 8 ай бұрын

3:49 bro did you say your toilet is in your room

@nikodmxd 8 ай бұрын

0:30 thats the best music for the cosmic ryan's thoughts

@BigFootTactical11 5 ай бұрын

This man is asking the right questions

@galaxyorca2029 10 ай бұрын

I can one up you so the one about "if you don't pay taxes they said you go to a place where you don't pay taxes" everything there is paid for by other people's taxes

@sssatvikwolf5859 2 ай бұрын

BE QUIET!!! and that U SEE WHAT U DID TO JIM,HE'S HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BECUZ OF U!!!!!!!!!! got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lightningstrike5538 6 ай бұрын

I keep telling my dad these thoughts and he's literally going to throw me into the sun😅

@Sloky-fd2jf 3 ай бұрын

The way he hopped out of his closet had my dying🤣🤣

@user-st9zs1xz4x 6 ай бұрын

Nah bro actually made my day feel great

@harshprakash5533 Жыл бұрын

2:03 I also wanna know. How? Why? Dead tree and hallucinating equals reading a book. Why?

@darkcybert4299 2 ай бұрын

Because paper is made out of trees and while reading book you think about what happens in the book.

@atoliassumi2783 11 ай бұрын

Always satisfying to watch his videos...

@chemnobeliumlab1520 3 ай бұрын

honestly loved this series keep it up (*smile) PS : most of them was m y questions but literally forgot them even I asked them or not, now from deep of my brain they started to grow up :)

@Voinezediz 9 ай бұрын

4:07 nice trow

@keisha9461 8 ай бұрын

I actually needed to take an Asprin after this💀

@reygamer6821 10 ай бұрын

1:50 got me rolling on the floor for 69 years

@Olieuy 10 ай бұрын

Is that my play station

@SOULTHEFOXYT 6 ай бұрын

Is that my PlayStation?

@junesulley5967 8 ай бұрын

“pLeASe StOp mY bRaIN hUrTs” 0:21-0:25 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@ahmedsaeedhafeji894 4 ай бұрын

3, 4 & 7 actually snapped my mind in half.

@leomiller5642 6 ай бұрын

Ryan could make all of humanity question life. 😢

@ultimateking7583 Жыл бұрын

This guys the modern day philosopher.

@desertrose1061 6 ай бұрын

OMG you're funny!!!! 😂😂😂❤❤😊I can't stop laughing. Thank you!!! You're awesome!

@jevonross456ameby9 Жыл бұрын

This is so hilarious I can't stop laughing l o l😂

@vedantkiragi_1067 Жыл бұрын

I needed this cause it makes me question about reality

@orangeate2405 4 ай бұрын

0:24 please stop my brain hurts

@jacepawplayz 9 ай бұрын

Thinking is so wierd. My thoughts are so quiet, but i can hear and inderstand them so well, but when people talk quiet, i cant understand them at all

@andreavigano6070 9 ай бұрын

ryan is the king of youtube shorts sounds❤the gta parkour short guys use all your audios. YOU ARE AMAZINGGG❤

@Randomnoodle771 8 ай бұрын

0:35 my family if i said "i hate school*

@Evergreen61609 7 ай бұрын

Ryan makes the best videos. This is probably the best video he made. I kept replaying it to my friend and drove him insane. Thank you for making this. Keep up the good work 👏

@UwuJuju-pv5it 8 ай бұрын

that light bulbs joke omg! i'm dying!

@keithhines059 9 ай бұрын

Bro when you get food, you can’t wait to get home, but when you already ate on the drive home you want the ride to be longer😮😮😮😮

@x.finite Жыл бұрын

Well, all my braincells got removed when I was done. Good video. 👍

@void1nd3x 8 ай бұрын

"That's actually a good point!" "Don't encourage him - you only make things worse." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KookieStar Жыл бұрын

Nah, bro got me with the Security Guard in the Samsung store beibg the "Guardian of the Galaxy" 💀💀💀

@Meat_man_official Жыл бұрын

Me too

@alelol2134 7 ай бұрын

this guy says things that i almost cant proses and he just blows my mind

@sabir_raiyan 9 ай бұрын

3:15 LOLLLL❤

@lpmmars 8 ай бұрын

Help

@rajibkarmakar6391 Жыл бұрын

love this series keep it up

@therealdoggo7928 8 ай бұрын

This is golden

@Naya371 4 ай бұрын

I love this man! ❤

@yesivanthemadhatter555 Жыл бұрын

If someone wakes up in the afternoon... do you say good morning or good afternoon, because good morning is more of greeting for you when you wake up and good afternoon is greeting someone at work, but in the afternoon 🤯

@hakimjasim3450 Жыл бұрын

good question

@DarkPrince777 Жыл бұрын

When your temperature goes up when your sick, Why is it said that you have a cold?

@yesivanthemadhatter555 11 ай бұрын

@@DarkPrince777 OMG 🤯

@DarkPrince777 11 ай бұрын

@@yesivanthemadhatter555 You know, if you think about it. There are more nipples in the world than there are people.

@tk40gamingjunior 9 ай бұрын

2:17 *he’s* the one in the shower

@metfanmetfan1477 10 ай бұрын

I really really love these videoooos !!!!❤

@Charizard_YT2009 7 ай бұрын

This type of thoughts always goes in my mind 😂😂

@mfnbeeto613 Жыл бұрын

Ur hilarious how do think of this stuff keep up the amazing work ❤

@randelroymawanay6166 10 ай бұрын

Claim your "Super late gang" troph here 🏆 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

@delish9637 7 ай бұрын

Omg im shocked at how he thought & eventually came up with all of those inquiries abt life. Now that’s a talent

@StickMationOfficial 6 ай бұрын

We can’t live without this man

@kiyotakakun1706 3 ай бұрын

1:53 there is no birds in cretaceous period

@MastermindOfLag 11 күн бұрын

Birds are living dinosaurs

@madeleinegreeley6310 2 ай бұрын

1:02 : me : thinking music meme ._.

@JustSimplyKoral- 8 ай бұрын

2:40 “ Im never going to get rid of you am I. “ that was personal😂😂😂

@GamerProAnimeLover 27 күн бұрын

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN WHEN IT COMES TO SHOWER THOUGHTS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@syedghouse1162 Жыл бұрын

Nobody can have these quieries other than Ryan 👍

@Snack56654 10 ай бұрын

Carzeyy/Marvin: Am I A JOKE TO YOU!?

@-SaRa-TuRTLe Ай бұрын

If an insect goes out is it now called an OUTsect?

@GamerProAnimeLover 27 күн бұрын

Why are polar bears called POLAR bears if they don't exist only at the poles?

@thunderhawk7264 Жыл бұрын

My brain is officially melted

@broofbros9798 3 ай бұрын

I swear, this guy was sent by the heavens themselves to question our whole existence😅😂

@user-zm1ws6ut5e 8 ай бұрын

It's just the way the tank slowly points the barrel at the camera