Dad Jokes.
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@yourworstnightmare4410 Жыл бұрын
If I ever have kids these jokes will flow
@Neuvillete4.6 Жыл бұрын
Same
@player_1158 Жыл бұрын
I’ll always remember my good jokes I made up
@syppie6510 Жыл бұрын
@@player_1158 need to take notes fr
@prabhdeepsingh5805 Жыл бұрын
"IF"
@LostAlien88 Жыл бұрын
You will be single till eternity
@zepher_god123 Жыл бұрын
“You already knew that?” *sad violin music in the background*
@SCPguy Жыл бұрын
Oh boohoo, let me play you a song on the worlds smallest violin
@xtremesssss Жыл бұрын
@@SCPguy 💀
@nexon_ly Жыл бұрын
@@SCPguy 😂
@Zenikai_ Жыл бұрын
@@SCPguy :'( "why are you crying mr.crabs?" "I broke the rules smallest violin"
@emyriandragon2277 Жыл бұрын
That’s how they learned his sons gf was pregnant
@nvincipality6371 Жыл бұрын
At the end he wasn't disappointed. Just concerned on whether or not his son has become a dad himself
@Komodo... 10 ай бұрын
SUSAMOGUS
@1WATT_LASER_POWER 10 ай бұрын
@@Komodo... Who google mean by "their"
@just_a_random_lonely_man 10 ай бұрын
@@1WATT_LASER_POWERme too bro, it translates sus into their
@Komodo... 10 ай бұрын
@@1WATT_LASER_POWER Thanks bro lemme fix that
@Clinically_Insanee 10 ай бұрын
@@just_a_random_lonely_mantranslates into comfortable
@davvison8548 Жыл бұрын
45 cents joke is underrated af
@reginaosuji1743 8 ай бұрын
Ikr 😂😂😂
@kangwakowa8370 7 ай бұрын
The introduction was gold👌😎
@user-zs2pc7uo7t 7 ай бұрын
yeah I actually laughed😂😂
@Veronica.A. 6 ай бұрын
Isn't underrated.Dude himself said" Funny, that's actually a good one."
@Infernape1998 4 ай бұрын
I figured out that joke to some extent, but it still was a fantastic delivery. But it wasn’t delivery, it was Digiorno.
@allizebeth Жыл бұрын
this guy really said, I invaded your childhood and took all your memories
@Pokelly_andDawgs Жыл бұрын
I’m the *200th liker* ! No comments, I’m about to change that.
@dragons_sslayers6813 Жыл бұрын
@@Pokelly_andDawgs we r gonaa change it 🐱
@Pokelly_andDawgs Жыл бұрын
@@dragons_sslayers6813 yes
@ElectroGaming_________________ Жыл бұрын
YESSIRR
@JJ93310 Жыл бұрын
Hi
@Foxyexe143 Жыл бұрын
Dad puns are the best puns
@arta.xshaca Жыл бұрын
Yes
@QuandleDingleThe1st Жыл бұрын
Nah they re 2nd Dark humour puns is better :)
@Iputmilkbeforecereal Жыл бұрын
@@QuandleDingleThe1st Not really but I’ll respect your opinion
@fisheater69 Жыл бұрын
Especially when they become apparent.
@Iputmilkbeforecereal Жыл бұрын
@@fisheater69 AHT AHT AHT-
@devkathuria6834 Жыл бұрын
The tooth hurt-y joke always gets me 😭✨
@sylvesterdevera5568 7 ай бұрын
Same
@nilsholmstrom7420 5 ай бұрын
Funny😂
@user-mf7pc2mi1o 3 ай бұрын
Tooth-dirty.
@Random-vids11 11 ай бұрын
I’m showing this to my dad now he will LOVE IT
@katherinenienstedt3036 Жыл бұрын
“When does a joke become a dad joke?” “When it becomes apparent.”
@whitecamel4538 Жыл бұрын
Get out !!!!
@CC7_AMP Жыл бұрын
@@whitecamel4538 how can you breathe from your back with backpipes
@JustTheMainCharacter Жыл бұрын
Leave 🚪
@HN-ux4ho Жыл бұрын
WHO’S DAD IS ON KZfaq?
@ronaldocf7 Жыл бұрын
I knew where this was going from a dude perfect stereotype video
@violetdavis9500 Жыл бұрын
just wait till they hit you with the “dad im hungry” “nice to meet you hungry im dad”
@syppie6510 Жыл бұрын
*proceeds to go to take candy from the van driver*
@Kyrah-Mae Жыл бұрын
my mom says that lol
@themagician2008 Жыл бұрын
I always reply "hi dad I'm hungry" and the first time he was to stunned to speak
@broganmckenna9708 Жыл бұрын
Me trying to find this vid…… when I do ..bruh🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@willow5991 10 ай бұрын
My dad does that for example the hungry one and I'll say I'm bored and he'll say hi bored I'm dad
@BlastDN 11 ай бұрын
these are father moments that make u love your childhood
@madilynanticouni8543 Жыл бұрын
you will be a great father.
@needless974 10 ай бұрын
He looked like a whole snack in that bathroom scene
@elHobbito3 8 ай бұрын
@@needless974bruh
@tanaykumar1043 7 ай бұрын
@@needless974ayo
@kalpanasapale9913 Жыл бұрын
I'm trying damn hard to memorize then so i can slam them on my friends making them beleive i originally invented these
@SaturnRingersonVI Жыл бұрын
Hi, trying damn hard to memorize then so i can slam them on my friends making them beleive i originally invented these, I'm dad
@sisanity3614 Жыл бұрын
@@SaturnRingersonVI 💀💀💀
@skyrx_edits Жыл бұрын
@@SaturnRingersonVI 😂
@doctornick17 Жыл бұрын
@@SaturnRingersonVI AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
@kidthunderboi2009 Жыл бұрын
@SpeedGamer same
@CS-ci7ik Жыл бұрын
This is too accurate
@ihitsrivastava8574 Жыл бұрын
307 likes and no replies? Ima change that
@Sorbet18568 Жыл бұрын
yes
@FirstLast-pk4od 10 ай бұрын
First guy on KZfaq to not wear clothes in the shower.
@jellychaser7011 8 ай бұрын
Well I don’t think we can justify he doesn’t have any form of leg wear but I hope he does wear something
@Wassup_bruh 4 ай бұрын
He was still wearing his watch, tho. Is that a thing? Do people really take showers wearing their watches?
@SuperMarioWowza67 Ай бұрын
@@Wassup_bruhi sometimes do
@CreatorMaxie 2 ай бұрын
The happiness of seeing a father be so happy is a priceless item to buy.
@annamyres Жыл бұрын
If we already know the joke dads be acting like we cheated on them with another dad 😭😭💀
@imamzawadurrahim3755 8 ай бұрын
XD
@theveryaveragegamer9865 Жыл бұрын
You missed the part where the son starts telling dad jokes, slowly becoming their father.
@AnOnlineDweller 10 ай бұрын
I love this comment lol
@theveryaveragegamer9865 10 ай бұрын
@@AnOnlineDweller And I love you random citizen.
@MrSirWivd 9 ай бұрын
@@theveryaveragegamer9865i understood that referance
@raianaratti9943 Жыл бұрын
he already knew the dad joke so Part 2: "dad, i'm a dad"
@VictorianError Жыл бұрын
“You already knew that?” “Yeah” “Well, you’re grounded”
@catelerasofficial Жыл бұрын
Cyno with his dad jokes and Tighnari 😅
@snazziera9407 Жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂😂😂
@derekleif4397 11 ай бұрын
Tighnari laughing with sad teary eyes
@ysadalawatatloapat5 10 ай бұрын
ESPECIALLY the part where albedo told sucrose about the joke about windmills.
@TeexMack 8 ай бұрын
lmao
@heromaster3884 Жыл бұрын
The only unrealistic thing in this video is that the dude thanked his dad for getting an appointment at the dentist💀💀☠
@cringefailtastic Жыл бұрын
Nah, it'd be unrealistic if it was a little kid. A young adult would be thankful because they know they need to go to the dentist, but hate making doctors appointments
@Lily_Lily_Maia Жыл бұрын
And that he opened the shower while his dad was right there 😂
@robbymounce5764 Ай бұрын
The look of INSTANT BETRAYAL at the end! Lol!
@thelegofan4010 Жыл бұрын
You seriously need more subscribers
@doordill Жыл бұрын
This made my dad come back and say "i won the lottery"
@heromaster3884 Жыл бұрын
Yas! I won the lottery after leaving you and your mom for 25 years, and I just came back with the money to flex on yall! I'll divorce ur mom and send you to an orphanage and take the money and live like Elon musk! Goodbye son! Enjoy your sad broke life!
@cookieguyyt Жыл бұрын
“you already knew that?” “yep.” *silence* “huh.”
@ARbarrelracingoffical 4 ай бұрын
“At Tooth Hurty” got me dying on the floor 😂😂😂
@waytoo_known. Жыл бұрын
dad got flashed for a second just to tell a joke💀
@AussieBall_Animations Жыл бұрын
Bro has the nicest shower
@just_random08 Жыл бұрын
That "HUH" at the end 😂😂
@TrueTerrariaEnthusiast 3 ай бұрын
"Hey son, did you hear the rumor about butter?" "Mm"
@hypermalware1364 Жыл бұрын
There are times when dad jokes get to me and I'm 18... Maybe I'm getting old?
@RandomGamer- Жыл бұрын
Bro if you actually get mad at dad jokes it may be just because you are grumpy or grouchy. Of course, I can't confirm since I'm only 14, but I'm just taking a guess here lol
@justjade256 Жыл бұрын
@@RandomGamer-they meant as in make them laugh
@marykatrina870 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes 18 very very old lmao
@RandomGamer- Жыл бұрын
@@justjade256 oh
@kirb491 Жыл бұрын
oh the timing
@YLiu-ch9tf Жыл бұрын
The moment he realized he was a grandpa
@CrossCarb 7 ай бұрын
I need a dad like this 😭
@Lex_xxia Жыл бұрын
I swear my dad has said all these jokes I’ve just ignored him 😂
@ShinigamiMischief15 Жыл бұрын
They always seem more devastated when you say you know the joke than when you don’t laugh
@Cool_gojo 2 ай бұрын
"Tooth hurt-y" had me dead 💀
@yurha9606 9 ай бұрын
Another dad joke: "I just bought some new camouflage pants.. But I can't find them anywhere.." 😂😂
@Walsaulber Жыл бұрын
And the trophy for the most relatable and accurate person of the year award goes to…RyanhdLombard!
@OlliveaD_ Жыл бұрын
89 likes and no replies? Let me fix this
@blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306 Жыл бұрын
I felt that "are you for real" on such a deep level it hit bedrock.
@alotta_dhan 11 ай бұрын
Seeing what Ryan does I expected at the end the dad was gonna be like “you know that? I uhhh, your grounded”
@Toastmanbuns 11 ай бұрын
I watch this 3 times maybe more in the future but I will never get bored of it
@justsomename7180 Жыл бұрын
I wish I had a dad that did this instead of abusing me 😂
@template_dummy 11 ай бұрын
bro what 💀💀💀
@devpathak3493 11 ай бұрын
@@template_dummy he means not hitting him , thats comoon sense u dont get hit??
@Renz_playz35 11 ай бұрын
@@devpathak3493says the one who doesn't get what he siad
@davina-r 10 ай бұрын
I wasn’t aware we were trauma dumping here. My dad abandoned me and I have an emotionally abusive mother 😃😃😃
@funni387 10 ай бұрын
@@davina-r😃😃😃
@Discombobulated_myopic_potato_ Жыл бұрын
We need to appreciate how handsome this man is tbh 😅
@JoelPhilipJohn Жыл бұрын
😅😅
@3XTR3M15T Жыл бұрын
Average Instagram Thirsty Kittens be like:
@Discombobulated_myopic_potato_ Жыл бұрын
@@3XTR3M15T nope i am a lesbian thank you very much
@3XTR3M15T Жыл бұрын
@@Discombobulated_myopic_potato_ yea but you still act like a girl
@nguyenhoang6702 Жыл бұрын
@@3XTR3M15T Can't even compliment a man's beauty on KZfaq now huh? 😔
@zephrastanislaus3713 Жыл бұрын
The armpit hair for that little second 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Turtlesushi 9 ай бұрын
A weird clown held the door open for me the other day. Now that I think about it, it was a kind Jester.
@mistertechguy Жыл бұрын
“You already knew that?” EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
@noxlupa2996 Жыл бұрын
At the end, his son’s transformation begins….
@chrisconder3348 7 ай бұрын
The disappointment on his face when he asks if he knows the joke 😂
@kotasdrawingtime 2 ай бұрын
"What did the inventer of the knock knock joke win?" "THE ✨NO-BELL✨PRIZE"
@newgate-zerohour Жыл бұрын
There once was a guy who wanted to build a canoe out of ice. He only managed to finish one paddle though, and left it leaning against his shed. He wasn't able to finish the boat, and every time he saw the oar it reminded him of his failure. It was a real ice oar.
@nocapguy9831 Жыл бұрын
nice try, fake dad
@marshalltheclumsyone3921 Жыл бұрын
Oof! N-ice try!
@satyam123f Жыл бұрын
@@nocapguy9831 he was your dad 😂🤔💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Ultimatum0000 11 ай бұрын
@@nocapguy9831don't you mean faux pas
@ahmedstephenrjmontana5450 Жыл бұрын
You deserve more subs and likes. You a real legend for making us laugh. ❤️
@NEWBIE674 2 ай бұрын
I would be screaming if my dad was like this
@TheBeast-np5xr Ай бұрын
I love when my dad still does these jokes
@MrYusufOffcl 7 ай бұрын
Bro's armpit is a forest💀💀
@muttonstix Жыл бұрын
When you know your dads dad joke- Dad: hey son… Son: hi dad Dad: *your going to the adoption center*
@MinYoongis_tangerines Жыл бұрын
Not me laughing hysterically at all the jokes😂😂😂😂
@JWRB_Gaming 6 ай бұрын
"TOOTH Hurt-y" lol
@Ronanahsjeobanai Жыл бұрын
I love this... and i cant...Relate my dad went to get the milk...
@theawesomesushi Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, dad jokes. Even us who aren’t dads use this ancient art out of either pure spite or pure boredom, or you’re just that one kid with an adult sense of humour that nobody gets except the adults obviously and is trying to be funny and makes a pun or something and fails. That would be me; that one kid
@fahadtheboss907 8 ай бұрын
@@user-ys2vr5yk3xdad jokes>dark humor
@porokothenoshow Күн бұрын
POV u have a dad who cares about u enough to make jokes to brighten ur day
@Traylbl43er007 2 ай бұрын
The fifty cent one 😂😂😂
@TheAdventuresofPoppyandNeville Жыл бұрын
Here within a minute
@xianlozarita3538 10 ай бұрын
I need context for the "all cut" joke plz
@nightfallnoir 7 ай бұрын
*Me hearing and reading Snickers instead of Sneakers:* “I am too pure for this world, I need it, time for a Snickers-“
@Diamondring. 2 ай бұрын
Ngl the first joke was actually funny💀💀
@manugupta9922 Жыл бұрын
He looks soo cuteee😩💗
@PixelPluse879 8 ай бұрын
wtf
@xrli82 Жыл бұрын
This is why I'm glad that my dad doesn't make dad jokes. Because he can't speak English, he can speak in Italian.
@AwesomeGamer17. 2 ай бұрын
Those jokes were so humerous that hit my funny bone lol
@niffler_da8590 Жыл бұрын
Bro has more hair under his armpit than my mom has on her head 😢
@uzmaabrar5655 Жыл бұрын
Bro the lazy "mmmmmn" in the start was the best bro it got me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@omalor 7 ай бұрын
the haircut one really had me rolling, I never heard of that one!!!!
@Kratos-hk7lu 10 ай бұрын
When i heard "r u for real" I thought dad gonna say "no i m Dad"
@ticklegiggle 8 күн бұрын
Have you heard a rumor about butter? I am not going to spread it. That was hilarious 🤣🤣
@ngotuanminh8767 2 ай бұрын
His jokes never fails me🤣
@ElektraAllsenberrie 10 ай бұрын
"Next time do sister/brother jokes!" I need it:)
@YousefElEmamTerry 7 ай бұрын
The one for haircut , he made the son say a single hair.
@user-ic5ch4zx1s 10 ай бұрын
THE FIST ONE HAD ME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@anormalguest2996 Ай бұрын
"Are you for real?" "Nope, I'm your dad."
@mvskedxshvdxw Жыл бұрын
The took hurty one was what got me the most 😂😂😂
@JameoKaze 6 ай бұрын
Dad jokes never fail to make me laugh when I was a kid
@RandomShtick2 2 ай бұрын
I love these kind of jokes. Always funny.
@xiuhongyang3320 Жыл бұрын
He heard too many dad jokes that he now knows all the dad jokes
@ATHLETIC.656 11 ай бұрын
Some day we gonna miss this dad jokes 😢
@LugerP40 Жыл бұрын
The Guy Who Laughs So That His Dad Feels good Is A Real Chad
@S0RR0WL3SS Ай бұрын
"you already knew that? Huh." idk why but "huh" made me laugh so hard lol
@mikeyhasfuntoo9164 9 ай бұрын
“No, I got them all cut” That’s actually good
@kiwisrcool311 7 ай бұрын
we've all heard them repeat these jokes time after time yet its still funnier than almost anyone else..
@user-xp3lk4we8j 2 ай бұрын
“Did you heard the rumour about butter.?” "well I’m not gonna spread it” That’s a good one 😅😅😅
@ariz0naheat622 2 ай бұрын
The hair joke, was pretty good 😂
@Ariesbasketball 3 ай бұрын
Haha "Sneakers!", spat out my food.
@Ultimatum0000 11 ай бұрын
My dad always pulled the classic "No I got my ears lowered"
@doomsdaytaco3819 Жыл бұрын
that nickel back joke was actually pretty good
@Plutonium_3 7 ай бұрын
This man deserves to be a dad
@koltonsucks3493 Жыл бұрын
The way he look after the first one😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@riptyduur 7 ай бұрын
This is one of the best shorts out there.
@TEMPEST825 4 ай бұрын
The butter one gave me a good chuckle 😂
@amtimo69 4 ай бұрын
The dentist joke got me laugh
@Mr_OvenTheRainwing 2 ай бұрын
You just gave so many dads so much ammo
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