"KZfaq poop" exists both in german and in american/international KZfaq. Basically, you take some already existing videos (such as TV shows, Advertisements, etc.) cut the video into small snippets and edit those snippets together to make the people in the videos say silly things. As the term "KZfaq poop" suggests, it's usually not exactly sophisticated humor, but it can still be quite funny sometimes.

A "Phasenprüfer" is basically a screwdriver with a little lamp. If you Touch a electrical contact with the Tip of it and the lamp glows, than there's electricity. So "Phase" in this case means basically electricity. And He touches the Bi-Flag with the Phasenprüfer and says that it can't be "a phase" because the lamp isn't glowing ;)

January 6th is a holiday only in the German states of Bayern, Baden-Württemberg and Sachsen-Anhalt. The people in the rest of Germany have to go to work. Bayern / Bavaria is the German state with the largest number of public holidays in Germany. That’s a common meme as well 😉

3:50 Usually there is a sign on the glass recycling containers "Don't use after 7pm" or something similar ... they shouldn't be used later in the evening or at night because of the noise when bottles are being thrown in. Also, it's forbidden to cause unnecessary loud noise (e.g. playing music outside) after 10pm. However, in New Years Eve it seems rather ridiculous to prosecute the noise of a glass recycling container... there are probably much more, much louder noises nearby at that evening

The "Phasenprüfer" joke is about how a lot of people tend to dismiss transgender issues as "just having a phase" (like when kids want to be firefighters etc.). They're holding a "phase-measuring-device" (it's a screwdriver to measure whether there's electricity) to the trans-pride flag and say "well, my *phase-measuring-device* doesn't work, therefore it's not a phase" which translates to being trans not being a phase, but a genuine condition.

That Hermes meme literally broke me, way too soon tho. I was making room to wait for that damn package the entire morning. Was sitting literally next to the letter box, because I had an extended conversation with my neighbor. And out of nowhere I received an text that they didn’t encounter someone and couldn’t deliver my package. I took the day off, was sitting next to my box and istg that delivery guy wasn’t even near my house. I would be suprised if he even was at my city. So I did. the most German thing even, I karened my way into getting my package delivered. I called and complained and 3 hours later, I opened my door because someone ring the bell and my package was out and about laying right there. They just left it there and didn’t even inform me, but that’s a rant for another day.

If changing German to Germxn makes you feel secure and safe, then you need to have a good hard look at yourself.

BK is just the short version of Briefkasten (mailbox) because its 2 word in one Brief + Kasten = Briefkasten = BK

The capital of "Kaufland" ist probably "Karstadt"😂

Germxn doesn't make me feel safer, it makes me quite nervous because it gets harder and harder to differentiate between people who just troll and people who take this bs seriously.😅

there is a huge difference between Kebab and Gyro (I hope thats spelled right). The meat and salat are different inside the bread and one we call Döner and the other Gyros

Fun Fact: Ronaldo started playing in Saudi Arabia this year! :D

"its like attacking an ambulance person" Yep...that happened too Those people threw fire extinguishers on ambulance cars (driving with siren and blue light) and more.

3:16 In Germany, you're not allowed to throw bottles in recycling containers after 8 PM or on Sundays and holidays. The ridiculousness here stems from the fact that it happened on New Year's Eve, when people are detonating fireworks everywhere. I don't know if it's real, though.

Also, the January 6 joke refers to the fact that the three states listed below are the only ones, in which this day is an official holiday. All Germans outside these states have to go to work.

3:55 The joke is not about getting fined for putting the bottles into the recycling container. It's about how all the other people use their empty champagne bottles as a fireworks launch pad. And they don't get fined for noise pollution, because fireworks on New Year's Eve are a tradition and therefore allowed.

KZfaq Poop is an rather old format of videos popular in the pioneer times of KZfaq around the mid to late 2000 decade. They consited of taking videos and cutting them into short/nonsensical bits while adding random sounds to it. For the source of the main video basicaly everything was good to go but video sequences from the CD-i(old philips console/media station) Nintendo games (2 Zelda and 1 Mario) were featured the most It was honestly a strange yet beautiful time

the meme about "KZfaq Kacke" was about a now dying, once prolific scene of german youtubers who edited clips from tv series and other media in humorous ways, often with references to other such videos as well. YTP exists in english too, but in my opinion, the german community has perfected the style. i think it could be fun if you reacted to some youtube kacke videos at some point. as an introduction, i would recommend MinerMorsel's video "Donald Trump spittin' straight facts", which is actually in english, but follows the german style of poop.

Can I just say that your Ö, Ü and so on sounds really good? Many people struggle with pronouncing them!

Let's go, more memes I understand as a gerperson

Using container for glass recycling: those containers are usually quite big and are made of steel often. Particularly if they're almost empty throwing in even a small glass vessel can cause a loud, booming noise. The containers are placed at several locations around a town often near residential areas. Hence a clearly visible hint is attached to them or on a seperate sign nearby that disposal during quiet times is prohibited. That meme is a bit ironic in view of the fact that in the night to New Year significantly more severe violations of law have happened many without even an attempt of prosecution. That's what the meme before the clown pictures was about.

As an employee of Kaufland I can tell you where it's capital is. It is called Neckarsulm which is located in the beautiful state of Baden-Württemberg :)

Hahahahahaah no, a "Phasenprüfer" is a electrical wire phase checker. Our plugs have a phase pin and a neutral pin that is connected to ground, and that screwdriver-like device is used to check which of the two pins in an electrical outlet is connected to the phase (the "hot" wire) and which is connected to neutral/ground. It has a resistor in and a lamp, and when you touch it to the hot wire, a very small current flows through it and through your body and the lamp inside lights up. The current is enough to light the lamp but not enough to be dangerous to you.

A "Phasenprüfer" is a voltage tester. Looks like a slotted screwdriver, with a lamp that lights up when you touch an live wire. So it's a play on words. The "Phase" is the live wire. But a phase can also be something you eventually grow out of.

Hi Ryan … I‘d love to send you some German sweets and candies for you to try and react to on camera. Can we make that happen? Love your videos!

3:39 on the most Altglascontaineren is a sign that it only allow to put the glass in between 7am an 10pm. The container are in public areas and it is very loud

"It's like attacking an ambulance person" .... wich also happens

I have the feeling that your German improved so much :D

There is no way that the fine would be 500 Euro I guess but technically it is not allowed to throw away glass in the quiet hours, like on a Sunday or after 8 p.m. on a week day.

The one with the the bottles is that it’s done when all the fireworks are exploding but the sound of the bottles still counts since it’s during rest hours

As the so called 5th season has started in Germany, I want to point you to our carnival parades. I think it would be interesting for the American viewers. The main locations are Cologne for the carnival from Rheinland and Rottweil for the Swabian-Alemannic carnival.

Congratulation you timed it perfectly to miss all ich_iel memes about you.

6th January is a public Holiday in germany called "heilige drei könige" but only in 3 states, those being Bavaria, Baden Württemberg and Saxony Anhalt.

In germany the most usual cliches for this exact combination of drinks would be: 🥤 coke is for single couch potatoes who live alone because going to the kitchen to brew their own coffee would involve to much muscle movement and missing a part of the TV show. ☕coffee is most likely associated with jobs behind a desk, and/or people who think they know everything about everybody and want to let everybody know. 🧋energy drinks are for gamers and/or people who like to party a lot (they need it to stay awake), 🍺bear is actually the drink most people would associate with construction workers, and/or with people who like alcoholic beverages a fair bit too much.

6:38 Kaufland is one of the largest grocery stores in Germany. People on KZfaq who are in a German grocery store for the first time ever only show you the smaller stores like Aldi, Edeka,... and than say "they are so small, only 3 brands of yoghurt, only 2 brands of toilet paper, just this bit of fruits,..." but they never show you how it is to go to a big one like Kaufland. Depending on where you are Kaufland can also be a two story lage grocery shop sometimes where you can put your shopping cart on an escalator to go from one floor to the other. Kaufland has almost everything you need from food, household items, toys, stationary, makeup and a lot of other small things (sometimes special offers as for example during spring you find more gardening surplies) and even stuff to fix your own bycicle-wheels etc. And the shelfs for some foods are super super large and you find quit a lot variety of some items like the candy section os massive. Kaufland also has an own website on wich you can find everything you want to buy (like amazon).

on a german construction site you wont find any energy drinks but mainly beer lol

6:15 Me a week ago "oh thank goodness, I can finally turn off the radiator". 10 sec later "oh my god, I can turn off the radiator 🔥🌍".

6:24 The word Kaufland consists of two parts, Kauf and land, which basically mean shopping-country or something along the lines of that. The joke is that no one knows the capital of that country

A phase tester is an electrical tool used to check what wire is connected to the power. It's often a screwdriver with a little lamp inside that lights up if touched to a live wire. Very useful when wiring up outlets.

In Germany they only try to deliver a package once. Usually you would have to get it from the packing Station. But sometimes they just say "couldn't be delivered" and send it back to where it came from. 😂😂😅 Guess what happened to the package from China...

The Joke with the bottle in the recycling bin: It's new years eve, it's loud, people do fireworks. And he's got a 500€ fine for being noisy because of that bottle

Oh how nice to have a video of you so early in the day! ❤ I usually watch them at night but now I saw it early! Grüße aus Deutschland! 🎉

In Germany the beer is for the construction worker, the coffee for the office guy, energy drink for gamer and Cola for.....everybody

3:54 the bins are more like containers where you throw it in, that results in the glass breaking and making enought noise to make some people angry

The one with the noise pollution and glas recycling: Glas recycling bins in Germany are large metal containers standing at a public space (eg a parking lot). If you throw your bottles in, the glas cracking is in fact quite loud. However, this is ridiculous at New Years Eve, because with the fireworks, nobody will even be able to hear it, if they aren't standing directly next to you. Also, at least in my town, these bins are placed a bit outside of town, where you won't disturb someones sleep. (I mean at the park+ride parking lot for ride share meetings at the autobahn? It is never really quiet there. Also, if the supermarket is open until 10PM, there will be noise until 10PM. So, why don't recycling bottles at the bins at its parking lot?)

the blank meme about the 6th of January is something like an ongoing meme between german states. Not all national holidays are for all of Germany. Bavaria (Bayern) has the most of them (except for city of Augsburg who has 1 more holiday), closely followed by Baden-Württemberg that has a couple days less. For this particular holiday Sachsen-Anhalt has it too for some reason. It's a little hurmorous war between states. In the 2 southern states not only the number of holidays but also the living conditions in general, the education standard and the economy are the highest. Still, the rest of the country often is like 'well, we are hard working and don't need as many holidays yadda yadda'.

Hello, you definitely need to react to German fairytales 😂 there are now seen as an adult sometimes really brutal. Like the guy who cuts thumbs off cause the kid is sucking his thumb. Or the wolf who eats all seven siblings and later the surviving kid cuts the stomach of the wolf open take the siblings out and put seven stones in there and sews it together again….. are you ready for these awesomely (cruel) stories? 😊

it was 18°C in Baden-Württemberg (North-East Black Forest) and 17°C in Freising (near Munich) on 1st. January.

Gerperson would be a person using a Ger, in german. A Ger is an ancient germanic throwing spear, according to the roman historian Tacitus. But German comes from the celtic word Germani, refering to screaming people, at least according to one theory.

8:50 He wrote BK for "Briefkasten" (Mail Box) just as abbreviation It's not common

so 6th of january is what's called king's day. it's the day the 3 kings arrived to deliver the presents to baby jesus. in english you call them the 3 wise men but in a lot of other languages they're 3 kings. in some places the 6th is still regarded as part of the holidays, some people might still be home from work, in some places that's when they actually celebrate christmas(mostly just the orthodox), and apparently in a few regions of germany, it's actually a holiday, so people get to stay home from work

That HERMES meme is the best and sadly the most true of all! Although in Austria Hermes packaged are handled by the austrian Post but still, it seems like they are ordered to just not waste any time with Hermes parcels so somtimes the don't even come to your house, if you got the Post APP you just get the pick up notification, for the next busniess day of course...

"It's like attacking an ambulance person" man i know but trust me you will be proud that we can say, we have too here.

You once said in a video that you would like to see german history apart from the second world war. The band Rammstein summarized it well in the music video "Deutschland". Would love to see your reaction to that

KZfaq Kacke is basically youtube videos cuttet in a different way, people saying things they didnt say, making a whole different story out of it. It often inclused soos, saas and sees. You could probably make some reactions on those, since most of them are very funny

Gerperson - love it.

January 6th is a holiday in some places because it's the three kings's day. In Spain its the day kids get gifts (though some families now also gift on Christmas day) and there's a big parade. In my country work and school start after the 6th.

Another part of the Kaufland meme is that Kaufland stores tend to be enormous. I have been to some that were large enough to feel like it was going on forever, and you could only see shelves full of food with no end in sight.

For the "january feels like spring" thing, personally i have the feeling that the calandar just wasn't 100% correct and back when i was young we had winter with snow normally in december but these days, if we really get winter its more like at the end of feburary. But yeah, in the end its mostly really clima change.

I especially liked the cat in the last frame of the video.

7:33 that is also happening to the doctors from the RTW(Rettungswagen)(Ambulance) and the police

your pronounciation is getting better!! very nice! Go girl! ;)

I laughed so hard when you said the hardworking guy drinks monster it’s basically a german version of Mountain Dew. 😂 In Germany it’s more Coca Cola: Fun Guy probably a little immature Coffee: pretentious hipster Monster Energy: super immature guy probably has a vape Beer: might work in construction or agriculture

4:00 In Germany, it's not enough to do the right thing. You need to do the right thing correctly. :D

The problem with the german language and the gender is as follows: when you refer to a group of people and all of them are male, you'd use the same word that you'd use when you'd refer to a group consisting of some men and some women. When referring to a group consisting solely of women you had a special declination. That is considered a problem, because when for example a reporter would say "and the group of climbers broke a new record", in German that would mean that the group consisted either solely of men or of men and women. Basically you didn't know whether women played a role. It's like as if you'd say "congrats to the men involved, and maybe also to the women if any took part, who knows and who cares". Only if the group would consist solely of women you'd use a different term. This default wording that puts women into a backseat and downplays their role and presence is considered sexist. And since language shapes your thoughts, a sexist language can lead to sexist thinking. Because of that, many official channels are now more specific, using forms of the words that make it clear who was involved. And many people, especially conservatives, hate that.

The ending is perfect!

BK is not a normal shortform as far as i know. He made it up, but because of the previous text, it was clear (for a german) that he meant: "Briefkasten" (Mailbox). Yes, we have those particular parcel services in germany as well, although i wouldn't say the word service in the same sentence as their company name. Strickly unbeatable is when they say on the letter in your Mailbox that they won't try to deliver a second time because they are environment friendly, but you have to take your car and pick it up somewhere far away from your home. Yes, that is environment friendly! 🤬

The situation with the container is so german

7:44 people attacked fire fighters, ambulance and pointed fireworks towards apartment windows

The 6th of january is a holiday called "heilige drei Könige", and we don't have to go to work on that day. Only the federal states of Bayern, Sachen-Anhalt and Baden-Württemberg have this holiday, the other german federal states don't.

10:10 the joke is some german states have work/school start on january 6th, while baden-württenberg, bavaria and sachsen-anhalt have stillwinter break till 9th of january, also january 6th is a holiday too, its "the day of the 3 holly kings" idk the english term, but its about those 3 dudes who followed a star to jesus birth and got him gifts.

The 6th of January is a holiday in these Bundesländer: Baden-Württemberg, Bayern and Sachsen-Anhalt.

The next village has 800 inhabitants. In a street at the edge of the village, where industrial buildings are located on one side and parking lots that are no longer used on the other side, there are containers for used glass. The next houses behind the containers are just in sight, but at least 200 meters (220 yards) away. I dared to dispose of my waste glass there in the middle of the puddle on Sunday. After five minutes an elderly gentleman with a dog passed me and mobbed me about the quiet hours. 😂 I hate this absolute bourgeoisie here sometimes. That can hardly have made noise and the Autobahn that passes less than a kilometer (0.6 miles) without speed limit made far more noise. GAAAH! 🤣 In my case, you can be happy if the delivery service Hermes does not throw the packages on the balcony. I live on the mezzanine floor at head height, but one day it rattled terribly on the balcony and I saw a Hermes parcel carrier running away to his car and on my balcony was a package for the neighbor ... it said "Fragile" on it and it was something made of glass, the neighbor was pissed off. 🤣 And I also regularly had packages for me on the balcony.

Ryan! Did you see that a screenshot of your video became a viral meme in the subreddit? You need to take a look at it!

8:42 Yes, BK is the abbreviation of Briefkasten... you're right, it does mean Mailbox.

;-) 6:33 Kaufland is a germany supermarket-label.

so the first post is about trans people. the flag is the trans flag. the thing you thought was a pen is a type of screw driver, the part you thought was an ink reservoir is part of a mechanism in it that lights up whenever the screw driver touches something electrical. it's basically used to quickly detect if things like sockets have electricity running through them. i'm guessing in german its name has the word phase, and so it phases in as in lights up for when it detects electricity. trans people are often said to be just going through a phase, the post is saying that if it's just a phase then why isn't the phase detector lighting up

Gosh there is so much German lore behind some. Especially behind the KZfaq Kacke thing

Phasenprüfer indicates electrical current. Inside is a resistor and a lamp you need to hold the screwdriver part on it and your thumb on the other side. If you aren't well insulated the current runs through the phasenprüfer, hand, arm, torso,leg, foot and ground the generator is also grounded so it's a closed circuit and the lamp glows. If you are well insulated the lamp doesn't glow even if there is voltage. So it's called Lügenstift ( lying pen ) Phase is a word for live wire but also for phase.

If Hermes delivers you package and you receive it its called an exception. Ronaldo is/was one of the best football/players in the world. He recently signed for a Saudi team. If Tom Brady said he would never end is career in a second class league and went to Uzbekistan to play. In this case Uzbekistan represents a nation not know for their great American football history.

Energy drinks mean, to me at least, "party animal". Clubbing every weekend, the whole weekend. Accompanied by hearing loss in the 30s… ;-)

BK = Briefkasten = mail box (Brief = mail/letter, Kasten = box, or in Austria it can also be wardrobe/cupboard)

It's a trans flag. The "phase" pun only works in German. What looks like a pen is a voltage checker, it tells if a mains wire is hot or not. It's literally called a "phase checker" because alternating current is produced as 3 separated voltages whose sine waves are 120 degrees apart. Those are called "phases". In a typical household you only have one of these phases, and that is what these things check.

6:14 and then it snows in April

the 6th is a holiday only in those states, everywhere else it isnt

BK is short for Briefkasten which means mailbox.

00:20 When being not binary is just a phase why doesn't the phase checker indicate it? 02:00 A kebap in the Turkish language means any dish with meat. And what you see is a döner kebap - invented in Germany by Turkish immigrants, it is a Turkish bun filled with meat, vegetables, and (spicy) sauce. Gyros is the Greek knock-off. 02:10 His current club is in Saudi Arabia. Talking of dignity. The USA is deemed a cash-grab for aging football stars as the pro league is not up to par with most European and South-American leagues, 03:20 Throwing glass into a recycling container is prohibited in "quiet times" (10pm to 7am, and all day on Sundays and public holidays) and can be dined heavily. The irony is that on New Year's Eve most places have a deafening sound carpet because of the fireworks. Yet, the Ordnungsamt would be legally in its right to fine you for noise pollution because of throwing glass into a container. 04:45 "YTK" is a German YT channel with very infantile humor. Most people outside a certain demographic don't even know about it less than have seen videos. So normal people most likely wouldn't get the insiders and those who actually get them know exactly the character of the person in front of them. 09:45 January 6th (Epiphany) is a public holiday in the federal states of Baden-Württemberg, Bavaria, and Saxony-Anhalt only. It is marking the end of Christmas time in Germany. As almost everything that is not deemed essential is closed between Christmas and New Year or Epiphany this year some people had to start working again on January 2nd - but not in the above-mentioned states.

BK - Briefkasten , And yes, we have those slips, too. I cannot tell you how many times I have stayed home because I waited for an important order that was supposed to arrive, and then when I check the mailbox at night, wondering what happened to my package, I find the slip.

1:32 no, the athlete is beer! :D

😂🤣😂Kaufland advertising after the Video 🤣😂🤣

to answer the holiday question: only those 3 states have an official holiday on January 6th. Everyone else, including me, had to work.

Epiphany or the Feast of the Apparitions takes place every year on January 6th. Is Epiphany a Public Holiday? Yes, this holiday is a public holiday in Baden-Württemberg, Bavaria and Saxony-Anhalt.

0:37 No, it's a screwdriver that has a little ligt bulb in the handle so when you put it into a live power outlet and put you finger on the very top you have a tiny amount of energy run through it lighting up that bulb thus telling you that it's a live outlet.

KZfaq Kacke is a german word for Videos lile Synchros or cutted Videos of famous creators, so that they say funny things

The last one got me so freakin mad. Because there are people in the world like this and I can't killemall.

8:42 Briefkasten (BK) =Mailbox but you’d never say “BK” but “Briefkasten“

youtube poop is not referring to videos of poop on youtube but rather to videos someone edited in a way to make the people in the video say something completely different to what they originally said, to create new a dumb and funny story/plot of the video

Throwing glass in the recycle bin is really loud. You drop an empty glass bottle into an Iron bin and it shatters, that just cant be quiet.

At 7:44 I mean that's what happened too. Kinda sad but true.

the pope one is lazy translated into german xD because its translated "breaking news" into "brechende neuigkeiten" ... but that term doesnt exist in german, that would be like someone in english saying "fracturiung news" xD