Hi fromm Germany zeizz die many things : lesses (? Did IT right!?) watches Microchips medi Teck and many more.

That is not big it is normal big is 120 m2 . I lived never without an dishwasher, and i would say most people have one only Barbarians have none.

pretty sure the shift is mostly due to the changes made to how the charts are made in germany. in the mid 10s they started incorporating streaming numbers from spotify etc and young people dont really buy music anymore, but stream instead. so the rap artists who previously wouldnt, now dominate those rankings

I was a Field Service Engineer for ASML supporting the installation and sustaining of these tools at Intel, NXP Semiconductor, IBM and Global Foundries. Good company and definitely a step ahead of the competition. Their competition is Nikon ( Japanese ) Canon ( Japanese ), among others. Nikon was the KING in the 90’s, when INTEL was the king of chip making.. they had an exclusive deal with Nikon, just like TSMC does to day with ASML. I now work for a company called Applied Materials… there isn’t a chip in the world that hasn’t gone through an AMAT Tool. Look them up!!

It evolved into immigrants from the middle east and people with middle eastern heritage singing gangster-rap about women money and drugs. What a stepdown.

22:26 Toothpaste. Back when we were kids, we stuck posters to our faces with toothpaste. Great times!

LOL, the Gürteltier is the belt animal, not the belch animal ROFL Thank you, made my day. You can replace "that letter" (ß) by ss. Actually, the ß is a combination of the Old German letters s and z and make a sharp s together. Vielfraß ist a translation error. In Scandinacia, it is called something like a fjell frett, which means mountain cat. When Germans heard fjell frett, they found it sounded like Vielfraß - "eats a lot".

No, i am German, but the Most of this isnt funny.

Its more and more the norm that rental appartements have a kitchen pre-installed

btw: The "IC" -> microchip was invented by Jack Kilby (and Robert Noyce). He received the Nobel price in physics for that. And since then he is called "the father of the microchip". So, it was invented in the US. ...but the first programmable(!) computer was build by Kontrad Zuse (Berlin).

american high-tech: telecomunication and weapons german high-tech: stuff that builds stuff that everyone else needs

Computers are not an invention of modern times, nor are they solely a German invention, even though Konrad Zuse's work led to the first reliable electronic programmable computer in Germany. The ideas and principles behind modern programmables computers existed over 100 years earlier. Long before the modern era, the term 'computer' referred to a person who performed calculations. In ancient Greece, around 200 BC, mechanisms like the Antikythera mechanism were created to calculate astronomical constellations. However, the foundational principles of modern computer architecture were first introduced by Charles Babbage and Ada Lovelace. In the 1820s, Charles Babbage began developing the 'Difference Engine', a mechanical calculator designed to compute polynomial functions. Although never completed in his lifetime, the Difference Engine was the first mechanical device intended to automate complex calculations. Later, in the 1830s, Babbage conceptualized the 'Analytical Engine', which was far more advanced and included principles foundational to modern computers. The Analytical Engine was designed to include a control unit, arithmetic logic unit, memory, and input/output mechanisms-core components of modern computer architecture. It also introduced the concept of programmability using punched cards, a method inspired by the Jacquard loom. Moving forward to the 20th century, Konrad Zuse made significant advancements in computer technology. In 1941, he developed the Z3, the world's first working electromechanical, programmable computer. Unlike Babbage's mechanical designs, the Z3 used electrical relays, which allowed for faster and more reliable calculations. The Z3 was programmed using punched tape and could perform a variety of complex computations, marking a crucial step towards modern computing. Meanwhile, Alan Turing laid the theoretical foundation for computer science with his concept of the Turing machine in 1936. The Turing machine is an abstract mathematical model that helps us understand what it means for a function to be computable. It consists of a tape divided into cells (which can be seen as memory), a tape head that can read and write symbols on the tape, and a set of rules (an algorithm) that dictate the machine's operations based on its current state and the symbol it reads. Turing's groundbreaking insight was that any calculation or algorithm that can be precisely defined can be performed by a Turing machine, given enough time and tape. This means that a Turing machine can, in theory, simulate the logic of any computer algorithm, making it a fundamental model for understanding computation itself. This concept of a universal machine was pivotal in the development of modern computers and the theory of computation. Together, these pioneers-Babbage, Lovelace, Zuse, and Turing-each contributed uniquely to the evolution of computing. Babbage and Lovelace introduced the architectural principles, Zuse brought these principles into practical application with his electromechanical machines, and Turing provided the theoretical framework that underpins modern computer science

The pc is a German invention

Hey genial bei uns im Europiegebode sind sehr schtark

why we do not want anything furnished, installed lights, equipped with kitchens......as we are all individuals except the one who is shouting "I am not"

For "Zitronenfalter" since it is yellow .. in english there are lemon sharks, since they have a slightly yellow tinge. We call them "Zitronenhai" though, as well. A and for your "shielded slug" .. we do that. For tortoises/turtles. Those are "shield toads" (Schildkröte).

The Germans like the Americans have invented everything, they forget everyone else that came before them contributing to the overall invention.

ASML is Dutch

If you live in a German city, the next supermarket isn't very far away, so there is no need to store a huge amount of food in the fridge. Many people will have another, bigger freezer in the basement for more food, especially if they have children. You'll find these basements with open stalls only in city buildings that are normally older then 100 years. Newer houses have cellars with small, separate rooms for every apartment in the building. And in the cities the supermarkets are not supersized, you won't spent hours in them to fill your shipping cart. And if you are urgent need for some food, there are a lot of kiosk/spätis in the cities and the next kebab/carry out shop is round the corner.

Without German Inventions you could Travel by Sailboats or a Donkey.

You should also lookup DESMA from Germany. They have the monopol on shoe soles molding machines. There isn't a single sneaker on the planet that has not been in a DESMA machine. If DESMA would be gone for some reason we need to go to the cobbler again. All shoes with foam plastic and rubber soles would be gone for good.

16:47 there are tutorials on youtube on how to set up a whole bunch of AIs that create such videos on their own. using text generation, fitting stock footage, and text to speech. youtube is filled with these generated vids. bots are not only in the comments haha its way easier to give some prompts for a video idea and let the algorithms make all the work, just do the tweaking. easy money (compared to writing the scripts, finding all the stock footage yourself, cutting and all) could probably just change "dark side of living in germany" to any other nation, and voila got another video to upload.

We're a 4 people household and unusually make one big grocery trip a week plus once or twice a week one of us will get a few necessary things after work on their way home ☺️ when you drive past grocery stores anyway it's easy to just pop in

Wrong the Computer "Z1"1937 was from us again from Konrad Zuse not even what you saying, dont understand it!

Luckily in France and Switzerland the kitchen is always included, even when renting a non furnished appartment. Having to move a kitchen seems extremely inconvenient.

0:58 No, the computer was invented in Germany from Konrad Zuse - Z3 in 1941

german wals = Bricks, Isolation material, Bricks

Volker Pispers is the godfather of satire. No one else can slap reality in your face so mercilessly and be so brilliantly subtle at the same time.

little fun fact for you guy .. the illuminati were created in germany xd

You´re stopping the videos way too often - just let them flow for a couple of seconds, please. :(

The cathedral of Cologne is very large. But in my opinion the most beautiful cathedral in Germany is the one of Aachen built by Charlemagne.

asml is normal chip factory for me hehe.zeiss is a high quality leader of lenses.both united are good but .....the normal market can hold it.the costs are so high and a "normal chip" with today standards can bring mans on mars ect.its a good tec.but today its the future.i live at these time and not in 100 years....

4:50 Yeah they're doing the front/back right/left the wrong way around.

it is the timer controlled light of the public stairwell

Every Country is the greatest Country in the world. And thats the beauty of the world.

Bruh I passed the written test like 2-3 weeks ago but I didn't know minimum speed signs were even a thing here.

Oh fuck i actualy know all songs in there quite good some i have even on the sdcard on ma phone & of those i have not downloadet heard not long ago Know even those the ones i abolutly not like in there

5:10 many people will tell you "there are 100 oppurtunities approaching, so iam staying left". the problem many people have with "driving rightside" is that it leads to a lot a lane switches, which requiered traffic checking, blind spot checks, its annoying to people, so they stay and stay because theres always a next car, you can overtake

FÜR DEUTSCHLAND

Well, we do have pedestrian zones, you aren't allowed to drive by car in it. For example a marketplace with some shops around can be signed as a zone only for pedestrians.

Those keys are more of a statement. you want to the room to be closed. either from inside (bathroom, bedroom) or storage outside (storage room due to childrens). the key normally has a coding that is unique to the appartment but is pretty generic in general and does not provide any real security

it is not the tallest Cathedral. The Ulmer Münster is higher, although it only has one tower.

Grml... Bretzels are invented in southern Germany,,,, SCHWABEN NOT BAYERN!!^^

You should Listen To Apache 207. He's the Savior of German RAP/ Music in generall. Without him the music here in germany would be crap

For the second sign: we don't call it "diamond" we call it the "spiegelei" (in English fried egg) 🍳

22:38 the "stone" part of the inner walls are normally not too hard and you a layer of "putz"on it. short: in most cases you can just hammer a nail in the wall.

13:00 most likely a overflow. so you can't accidently flood your bath

Min. 5:30 ... german trains are on time? .... well. german trains maybe late sometimes, too. ... but, germans complain about 5-10 minutes. in general, it´s working fine!

Ryan. if you compare your job or the job of the average American to what we do in science, engineering and manufacturing with the level of knowledge, concentration and brain power required what do you feel? I always wonder if ignorance prevents the feeling of accomplishment. Or does this life of likes and dislikes somehow satisfy you?

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