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Drakon Astron

Drakon Astron

3 жыл бұрын

Main Yogscast Channel: / @yogscast
Simon's Twitch: / simonhoneydew
Simon's VoD Channel: / @honeydewlive
Yogscast Twitch: / yogscast
YogsLive: / @yogslive
Yogscast Reddit: / yogscast
/r/YogsOutOfContext: / yogsoutofcontext

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@oissela9894
@oissela9894 3 жыл бұрын
in the first clip seeing how much lewis didn’t expect simon to say that was amazing
@unknown8746
@unknown8746 3 жыл бұрын
No-one expected it, thats the charm of simon
@d36class
@d36class 3 жыл бұрын
Same reaction as Lew lew when it happened originally lmao
@choco12325
@choco12325 Жыл бұрын
which video is it from? i want to watch the whole thing now
@fatbastard91
@fatbastard91 3 жыл бұрын
Simon "the man of a thousand voices, all of which sound oddly similar" Lane is a treasure and we don't deserve him
@Morgan_Bush
@Morgan_Bush 3 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing "There's three people in this relationship... you, me and Jesus" on the stream and genuinely nearly dying of laughter.
@finleyjennings6051
@finleyjennings6051 3 жыл бұрын
That whole stream is Simon gold.
@citrusfruit8418
@citrusfruit8418 3 жыл бұрын
@@finleyjennings6051 what stream
@finleyjennings6051
@finleyjennings6051 3 жыл бұрын
@@citrusfruit8418 think it's lost to time I'm afraid
@JupiterTheWizard
@JupiterTheWizard 3 жыл бұрын
Simon has to objectively be the funnist person in the yogscast. Which is saying a lot.
@megazenn22
@megazenn22 3 жыл бұрын
funniest CURRENT member for sure
@JupiterTheWizard
@JupiterTheWizard 3 жыл бұрын
@@megazenn22 Who do you think is the funniest member of all time?
@IfItsNotFun
@IfItsNotFun 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I agree. They are all funny, but Simon is incredibly clever and the way he can set up a joke is fantastic. Even simple things, like the joke about Gregs during the Christmas stream with mousie and Lewis was brilliant and it was just a one liner. I think that’s why I love seeing Lewis and Simon work together so much, because nobody makes Lewis laugh like Simon can
@humbly_bumbly4998
@humbly_bumbly4998 3 жыл бұрын
@@JupiterTheWizard honestly i think it would be sjin just thinking of all the dumb shit hes done including red mattering his own base
@JupiterTheWizard
@JupiterTheWizard 3 жыл бұрын
@@humbly_bumbly4998 Like the "Appreciate what you what" in TTT, that still makes me laugh
@the8bitkit
@the8bitkit 3 жыл бұрын
That first clip is honestly my favourite yogs clip of all time. Just the build up, and the explosion of laughter from Lewis who just wasn't expecting it at all... It's just perfect. Simon is an absolute treasure.
@La_sagne
@La_sagne 3 жыл бұрын
Mine is the trucking tuesday with the tires descending from heaven
@valgeirborgarsson2979
@valgeirborgarsson2979 3 жыл бұрын
@@La_sagne ððð
@AntDanCast
@AntDanCast 3 жыл бұрын
seems like simon has a fear of gay ghosts in that first clip, a sort of homophasmophobia.
@npc4805
@npc4805 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine him seeing a ghost and just staring at it but he opens his jumper and sees a gay flag so he starts screaming
@aquaticchaos1717
@aquaticchaos1717 3 жыл бұрын
Or do you think he's afraid of ghosts in general? Because boo-bies
@FriendlyKat
@FriendlyKat 3 жыл бұрын
"It's not a sex thing" is one of my fave Yogs memes. LOL Gosh, Simon is so funny. A treasure.
@jackreid2664
@jackreid2664 3 жыл бұрын
I wish I could find the compilation of that again
@michaelfixedsys7463
@michaelfixedsys7463 3 жыл бұрын
"Half man, half dog, all man... Well 50% man Mostly man, slightly dog."
@dakotah4228
@dakotah4228 3 жыл бұрын
I fucking love the Chemistry between Lewis and Simon. They’re absolutely hilarious together and I wish the original yogscast would just make a ketchup video or something. Anyway. Thanks for all the years gentleman, and I anxiously await the next series you embark on.
@WovenSpade
@WovenSpade 3 жыл бұрын
personally im a mustard fan
@Radi_vvanker
@Radi_vvanker 3 жыл бұрын
It’s art whenever he gets Lewis to laugh like that
@WovenSpade
@WovenSpade 3 жыл бұрын
i love how you give no context but i know exactly what youre talking about
@KuueenKumi
@KuueenKumi 2 жыл бұрын
The first time I saw that laugh I was concerned for Lewis's health and sanity, simultaneously
@grimshockz6
@grimshockz6 3 жыл бұрын
Posted 1 hour ago... Im so glad even after years of gaming and vlogs people still give love to our not so bright dwarf we all love simon
@idiotstupid5904
@idiotstupid5904 3 жыл бұрын
not so bright? pretty sure he studied Astrophysics irl, but he plays the fool well
@grimshockz6
@grimshockz6 3 жыл бұрын
@@idiotstupid5904 yea his big dumb brute act is hilarious
@lxmcf
@lxmcf 3 жыл бұрын
You would think after all these years we would be able to guess what Simon if about to say but he is still as unpredictable as day one... Never change Simon
@Robinson_Entertainment
@Robinson_Entertainment 3 жыл бұрын
6:10 is TO DATE my favourite clip of Simon
@ballinbalgruuf8198
@ballinbalgruuf8198 3 жыл бұрын
Simon is the soul of the yogscast. A great descendant and heir to the one and only Harvey J.
@John_Conner222
@John_Conner222 3 жыл бұрын
This. This is why the yogscast even exists. If it wasn't for the humor of Simon we would have never knew they even existed. He's the Robin Williams of the gaming world.
@theprovoloneman281
@theprovoloneman281 3 жыл бұрын
*He’s perfect*
@gemrock8777
@gemrock8777 3 жыл бұрын
This man is my personal Jesus
@Quantum_Magnus
@Quantum_Magnus 3 жыл бұрын
Your own...personal...Jesus?
@MrJakeasaur98
@MrJakeasaur98 3 жыл бұрын
@@Quantum_Magnus Simon is someone to hear your prayers, and someone who cares.
@Quantum_Magnus
@Quantum_Magnus 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrJakeasaur98 Your own...personal...Jesus?
@michaelfixedsys7463
@michaelfixedsys7463 3 жыл бұрын
There's three people in this relationship, you me and jesus
@gemrock8777
@gemrock8777 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelfixedsys7463 cult time
@TheHunterofmusic
@TheHunterofmusic 3 жыл бұрын
8:41 is my favorite bit
@christopheredwards8219
@christopheredwards8219 3 жыл бұрын
Lewis always talks about Simon talking about strange things, but then there's r/shitlewissays
@joshuapostill4952
@joshuapostill4952 3 жыл бұрын
he do be spittin straight facts tho
@ethan-loves
@ethan-loves 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, this is great. Thank you.
@jesselindsey9760
@jesselindsey9760 3 жыл бұрын
I just go through the first moment and I can already tell I'm going to love this.
@Plague_Doc22
@Plague_Doc22 3 жыл бұрын
I havent watched the guys in probably close to 8 year snow. But god damn Simon and Lewis chemistry is god tier.
@JacobBathead
@JacobBathead 3 жыл бұрын
7:57 Spotted 👀 honestly it was "interesting" when i showed their reaction to older relatives lmao
@JDBD13
@JDBD13 3 жыл бұрын
6:01 It was a prophecy! HORNSBY BE PRAISED!
@danieljackson6504
@danieljackson6504 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, this came up in my recommendations and i recognised the jaffa stained beard from many years past. The yogscast. I have spent many an hour listening to the ramblings of these oddfellows. So happy to hear you two again haha
@handsomecaveman
@handsomecaveman 3 жыл бұрын
I sorely miss the recording of that Jingle Jam steam with Lewis Simon and Mousie. The entire evening was basically peak Yogscast. And Drakon Astron didn't even have to include Simon's joke about Gregg's there was so much good stuff in there.
@finleyjennings6051
@finleyjennings6051 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly the biggest casualty from the copyright storm.
@DrakonAstron
@DrakonAstron 3 жыл бұрын
That was one of my favourite streams. I'm 99% sure the clips in this video are sadly all I have left from it as they've been on my pc since 2017. I unfortunately don't have the Gregg's joke. :(
@NottsAndDerbyLHG39-45
@NottsAndDerbyLHG39-45 2 жыл бұрын
Simon is a true National treasure, that nation being youtube.
@hamsterpaj111
@hamsterpaj111 2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching yogs during cata beta and then found their podcast. ive since been a big fan. amazing yogscast has grown so big
@fiofofionomoto
@fiofofionomoto 3 жыл бұрын
Bravo on the tactical cropping - great video!
@dermathze700
@dermathze700 3 жыл бұрын
Knowing the original clips, I appreciate the effort of actually redacting the redacted people.
@finleyjennings6051
@finleyjennings6051 3 жыл бұрын
It's in his best interest, he has others mistakes to learn from.
@murpaderp8461
@murpaderp8461 3 жыл бұрын
I, too, appreciate the effort.
@inwhichidie7171
@inwhichidie7171 3 жыл бұрын
I know some people probably don’t like it, but I really appreciate it. Seeing them just makes me really sad
@Jash0192
@Jash0192 3 жыл бұрын
What is referring to?
@inwhichidie7171
@inwhichidie7171 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jash0192 turps, sjin and caff were all kicked out of yogs for messaging fans about sex (some of them underaged) and using their position to try and get fans to send pics and stuff. They also apparently harassed some of the female employees and members of yogs.
@ChrisThrelfall
@ChrisThrelfall 3 жыл бұрын
Simon is a national treasure!
@crethe8926
@crethe8926 3 жыл бұрын
“IM DEAD IM PLAYING WITH MYSELF” Lewis Brindley
@gajbooks
@gajbooks 3 жыл бұрын
Next idea: Frank Herbert's Dune
@Sagetower7
@Sagetower7 3 жыл бұрын
This compilation is fantastic, thank you
@thisnamesucks1197
@thisnamesucks1197 3 жыл бұрын
Oh gee I wonder why a lot of the clips are zoomed in. I hope one of his friends didn't do some irreparable things
@emmetkennedy1812
@emmetkennedy1812 3 жыл бұрын
Oh me too
@JohnyFirst
@JohnyFirst 3 жыл бұрын
Oh that's sad... it's like when you photoshop out people from picture :(
@RomeoAirsoft
@RomeoAirsoft 3 жыл бұрын
That’s what the yogs require nowadays. Can’t have any disliked people in the videos otherwise they’ll get yeeted from the yogscast 😒
@islanddryad
@islanddryad 3 жыл бұрын
@@RomeoAirsoft and rightfully so. I’d yeet them too if my catapult wasn’t getting fixed
@kennethkennethson4289
@kennethkennethson4289 3 жыл бұрын
The "jizz music" thing isn't even that random as that's litteraly the genre of music that was being 'sung'
@LonyTopez
@LonyTopez Жыл бұрын
Simon is a treasure who must be protected.
@harrisonwagner4066
@harrisonwagner4066 3 жыл бұрын
For bears, if it's brown lay down if its black fight back, with black bears you want to make noise because they are skittish, but if you see cubs of any kind retreat slowly and GTFO
@Backgr0und21
@Backgr0und21 3 жыл бұрын
Simon is completely mad and I love it😂
@CaperCafe_
@CaperCafe_ 3 жыл бұрын
20:41 I wonder how SuroTheDeath is doing. Miss seeing Simon’s impressions in clips
@finleyjennings6051
@finleyjennings6051 3 жыл бұрын
He is in twitch chat a lot
@jackreid2664
@jackreid2664 3 жыл бұрын
Me too, maybe it's just because I don't frequently view the stream anymore but It feels like it's been so long since I've heard from the old regular donaters and I kinda miss it.
@JumboMuffin
@JumboMuffin 3 жыл бұрын
2:20 No, you take it on a date.
@christopheredwards8219
@christopheredwards8219 3 жыл бұрын
You can see the grey hairs this business has given them.
@finleyjennings6051
@finleyjennings6051 3 жыл бұрын
Or you know being in his 40's
@jackmcd277
@jackmcd277 3 жыл бұрын
5:40 is an amazing moment
@Zyrdalf
@Zyrdalf 3 жыл бұрын
The bee clip was the first Yogscast video I ever watched
@pieguy5323
@pieguy5323 3 жыл бұрын
Did the Yogscast predict lecturns in Minecraft?
@KhanggiTanka
@KhanggiTanka 3 жыл бұрын
indefascebility
@valentine7168
@valentine7168 3 жыл бұрын
OHHH FUUU- !
@JEZZE4322
@JEZZE4322 2 жыл бұрын
Genuinely one of the funniest people on earth
@txfan100
@txfan100 3 жыл бұрын
I forget how much i enjoy yogscast sometimes
@threemoo
@threemoo 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, why did KZfaq's auto captions censor when Simon said "a fadget spanner"
@lucasbruh5453
@lucasbruh5453 3 жыл бұрын
7:43 is the best
@Scio_
@Scio_ 3 жыл бұрын
Humor incarnate
@michaelcaesar5855
@michaelcaesar5855 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t be watching yogscast with Simon
@acerockman3520
@acerockman3520 3 жыл бұрын
15:05 oo community reference from simon
@gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489
@gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489 3 жыл бұрын
Simon really shaped the young man I became.....
@ghoulie11
@ghoulie11 3 жыл бұрын
15:30 "He wasn't the one who did 9/11" but he was the one that assassinated JFK rofl
@q-fesh3498
@q-fesh3498 2 жыл бұрын
I love Simon.
@conormc01able
@conormc01able 3 жыл бұрын
12:42
@Dinlitla
@Dinlitla 3 жыл бұрын
Drakon...you done good!
@alecjahn
@alecjahn 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate some of the live stream cropping.
@jackreid2664
@jackreid2664 3 жыл бұрын
But why
@blackgold2589
@blackgold2589 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackreid2664 [REDACTED] is a bit of a scumbag, if you’re feeling generous
@jackreid2664
@jackreid2664 3 жыл бұрын
@@blackgold2589 I just don't stand for this weird revisionism. I don't like him in the slightest.
@murpaderp8461
@murpaderp8461 3 жыл бұрын
Good stuff
@EhlistarsWrath
@EhlistarsWrath 3 жыл бұрын
*BACK TO THE DEPOT*
@jamesfield1674
@jamesfield1674 3 жыл бұрын
died at fadgetspanner
@blockchaaain
@blockchaaain 3 жыл бұрын
was really waiting for the Chris Benoit joke from a recent stream
@teunw6699
@teunw6699 3 жыл бұрын
what's the background song at 1:56? it's giving me major deja vu
@teunw6699
@teunw6699 3 жыл бұрын
@Rosie Moua you’re a real G. Someone commented this on one of the nilesy outro videos: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/j79ojMuhxpeZhKc.html ... of course its Kevin macleod... it always is.
@EhlistarsWrath
@EhlistarsWrath 3 жыл бұрын
*back to the depot!*
@KuueenKumi
@KuueenKumi 2 жыл бұрын
Very grateful to the PP because otherwise I wouldn't know him as anything but the big-t'tted clown Vtuber. Also, best duo outside of Simon and Lewis is definitely Tom and Simon
@MysticNic
@MysticNic 2 жыл бұрын
Can anyone tell me the video 2:00 is pulled from?
@jzaar7483
@jzaar7483 3 жыл бұрын
best yog :)
@moonjunk9054
@moonjunk9054 3 жыл бұрын
Joined the Yogscast and now we're stuck with S*** instead of Shit smh
@pranmahendran6869
@pranmahendran6869 3 жыл бұрын
What series is the Minecraft clip from? The clip at 00.50
@IncredibleKangaShark
@IncredibleKangaShark 3 жыл бұрын
I think we need a "Shit Suro Says"
@MrSnaus
@MrSnaus 3 жыл бұрын
9:50 what game this be?
@bradhenson1776
@bradhenson1776 2 жыл бұрын
what game was the clip at 9:48
@TerraTheWizard
@TerraTheWizard 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@wbruning1
@wbruning1 3 жыл бұрын
6:28 which episode of Simon's PP was is this from?
@KyleDB150
@KyleDB150 3 жыл бұрын
Where's the first clip from? Somehow I don't think I've seen it before
@finleyjennings6051
@finleyjennings6051 3 жыл бұрын
Simon's peculiar portions. They're talking about Tesla's stopping because of 'ghosts' I'm not sure if that's the name of the episode
@Karlthuluu
@Karlthuluu 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, does he have a death counter for animal crossing?
@applescruffs2894
@applescruffs2894 3 жыл бұрын
I find 19:46 way to funny
@somedumbgayplantboi3012
@somedumbgayplantboi3012 3 жыл бұрын
omg Simon's going gray :(
@finleyjennings6051
@finleyjennings6051 3 жыл бұрын
He's in his 40's
@jamimusmaximus5205
@jamimusmaximus5205 3 жыл бұрын
Simon and Lewis should just kiss already
@TigerstarMoonClan
@TigerstarMoonClan 3 жыл бұрын
thank you for not including Redacteds!
@Scio_
@Scio_ 3 жыл бұрын
Can anyone lead me to the session that had Lydia Tom and Chauncey together? Must've missed it :|
@idiotstupid5904
@idiotstupid5904 3 жыл бұрын
try toms channel, Angory Tom
@Scio_
@Scio_ 3 жыл бұрын
Surely someone who knows Chauncey already knows the channel :) A lot of videos to go through though.
@Peron1-MC
@Peron1-MC 3 жыл бұрын
i love fadget spanners XD
@teabagmcpick889
@teabagmcpick889 3 жыл бұрын
Quod erat demonstrandum, bitch.
@GrockleTD
@GrockleTD 3 жыл бұрын
me realizing im not subbed yet
@Cuereus777
@Cuereus777 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else disappointed it's not sexy Simon says.... or is it just me
@johncatson6658
@johncatson6658 3 жыл бұрын
Still think it's weird that they continued the whole chilluminati thing since the very reason for chilis and stuff was because of [REDACTED] Minecraft series.
@alojz300
@alojz300 3 жыл бұрын
lel
@RomeoAirsoft
@RomeoAirsoft 3 жыл бұрын
“Lewis has his hand down his asshole” Bruh lmao what video is 2:51 from 😂 Edit: lol also what’s the video from 6:14? Straight karma right there 😂
@finleyjennings6051
@finleyjennings6051 3 жыл бұрын
Simon's dark souls stream. You can find it on honeydewlive
@novaseer
@novaseer 3 жыл бұрын
cutting out the bottom of the puppet clip so a certain ex-member doesn't get shown I see, lol
@jacoblee8181
@jacoblee8181 3 жыл бұрын
Is there a “S*** Sips_ says” I would like to watch it..
@tarimali4466
@tarimali4466 3 жыл бұрын
o7
@nessle420
@nessle420 3 жыл бұрын
pog
@jackreid2664
@jackreid2664 3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@quinnlee-newbury9003
@quinnlee-newbury9003 3 жыл бұрын
I'd just like to point out that Lewis is looking lovely in the second last and last clip. Very handsome
@naradhipatiandaru5078
@naradhipatiandaru5078 3 жыл бұрын
Jeez i dont understand half of the things that they say i just couldnt relate or something
@Eersian
@Eersian 2 жыл бұрын
Simon needs to be careful there's a lot of zoos in the furry community 😑
@lladerat
@lladerat 3 жыл бұрын
most of these are funny only because of Lewis' reaction
@megazenn22
@megazenn22 3 жыл бұрын
do more Sjin videos, he's my favourite MEMBER OF THE YOGSCAST
@fionadae6285
@fionadae6285 3 жыл бұрын
Oh shush
@emmetkennedy1812
@emmetkennedy1812 3 жыл бұрын
If you think that, it might not be the best idea to be watching any yogscast videos because they don’t support sexual manipulation or abuse
@ayylmao4369
@ayylmao4369 3 жыл бұрын
@@emmetkennedy1812 What? You mean a person made a mistake? Oh no anything but that please this is a perfect society we live in, we can't be having mistakes here. Yogscast did the right thing in removing him, but it was really their only choice, just as any other company would have no choice as well. Mistakes are a natural part of life and as a person it makes you grow, Sjin is still a good person, just made a mistake. Hopefully time will prove that he has made up for it and improved, and maybe he might be a yog again.
@annacarlin3414
@annacarlin3414 3 жыл бұрын
@@ayylmao4369 hon, he made the same mistake for like 6 years with like a dozen women, many at the same time. That's not a mistake, that's a habit.
@megazenn22
@megazenn22 3 жыл бұрын
@@annacarlin3414 he did a sexy mistake on 12 women? what a sexy dude, i feel left out
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