Simon Lane - Comedic Legend
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@ballinbalgruuf8198 3 жыл бұрын
Humour so good, Lewis decided to make a youtube channel just to share it with the world.
@deadchannel624 3 жыл бұрын
And now he's barely on it
@Meraidd 3 жыл бұрын
@@deadchannel624 times be changing ^^
@ballinbalgruuf8198 3 жыл бұрын
@@deadchannel624 Not on youtube! The yogscast moved to Twitch a looooooooooong time ago. KZfaq is just like a side hobby.
@SekiberiusWelkesh 2 жыл бұрын
@@ballinbalgruuf8198 it's mostly because KZfaq pays like shit for all but the biggest creators.
@atomicgaming1238 2 жыл бұрын
@@ballinbalgruuf8198 do they use twitch often?
@DrewThePirate 3 жыл бұрын
mousie not getting the "very common" joke gets me every time
@somuchsoul3041 3 жыл бұрын
I still don't get it
@bounderby99 3 жыл бұрын
@@somuchsoul3041 One of common's meanings is low-brow.
@SomeInfamousGuy 3 жыл бұрын
@@somuchsoul3041 It means lower class.
@EzekiesAcheron 3 жыл бұрын
@@SomeInfamousGuy ahhhhhh
@eaglestdogg 3 жыл бұрын
That joke was quite possibly the most British joke I've ever heard
@RandomUser11170 3 жыл бұрын
"I called her that because I used to shake her as a baby" "They're very common" I swear, this man just gets me every time.
@mm-bv4zw 3 жыл бұрын
That Gregg's joke will always get me😂 this is why I'm so glad to have stumbled upon the Yogscast 10 years ago
@mr6611aj 3 жыл бұрын
pls explain, I don't get it
@mm-bv4zw 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr6611aj Gregg's is a popular shop that sells lunch items, savoury and sweet pastries in the UK and they are everywhere if you ask someone in the UK what a Gregg's is they all understand. When Mousie asked if they are common she meant if they are rare or not, Simon knew what she meant but decided to make a hidden joke even though he said "they were very common" which did answer her question but he was also implying that it was common in the sense of class. Much like how peasants or lower class people are called common since Gregg's isn't a fancy in the slightest so it was double meaning 👍 hope that clears it up a little bit
@BM-yy8db 3 жыл бұрын
This video included all 1 out of 1 Yogscast baby shaking jokes. 10/10 would shake again
@YordleQueen 2 жыл бұрын
“I used to shake her as a baby” *roaring applause*
@experi-mentalproductions5358 2 жыл бұрын
7:50 is underrated...
@sheeshore 2 жыл бұрын
They're *very common.* honestly simon's almost as much a national treasure as greggs.
@herbie.e 3 жыл бұрын
Simone Alaine. What a gentlemen.
@thephoenixsystem6765 3 жыл бұрын
mentlegen?
@herbie.e 3 жыл бұрын
@@thephoenixsystem6765 precisely
@GeorgieBonsoir 3 жыл бұрын
14:35 This was clearly Tom's joke. I will not have this blatant robbery in broad daylight. Tom's good joke was *STOLEN* from him, and NOW MY DAUGHTER IS *DEAD*
@arterca 3 жыл бұрын
Man, i miss those shitty mics in the old videos.
@arterca 3 жыл бұрын
American simon isn't real, American simon can't hurt you. American simon: "shirt, sock, Hot dog"
@pacosoentken303 3 жыл бұрын
Brothers of the states rejoice! Shoot shoot shoot with me Raise your gun and raise your voice Sing sing sing with me Down and down into the deep Who knows what we'll find beneath Diamonds dollars gold and more Hidden in the mountain store born underground suckled from a teat of stone Raised in the dark the safety of our mountain home Skin made of iron, steel in our bones To dig and dig makes us FREE Come on brothers sing with me! I am an American and I am digging for oil, diggy diggy oil...
@lucaskesselman8405 3 жыл бұрын
@@pacosoentken303 oo
@crisisasp5396 3 жыл бұрын
yeah he is, his name is jesse cox
@arterca 3 жыл бұрын
@@crisisasp5396 oh holy fuck i forgot about British Jesse and American Simon.
@joshuabryan3692 2 жыл бұрын
@@arterca I bet you forgot about that video where they both rub their beards over Dodger's face too didn't you?
@nahrky 3 жыл бұрын
19:41 I really should've taken Lewis' leather jacket after all, this is definitely the dark timeline lmao
@RagDollCthulhu 3 жыл бұрын
Wow that was really you? You should have definitely accepted the trade, lol.
@BigSadClownBoi 3 жыл бұрын
oh my god
@nahrky 3 жыл бұрын
@@RagDollCthulhu welp
@Khy._ Жыл бұрын
coming back to this, idk if you know this but that leather jacket Lewis always wears is Rick Owens, upwards of $3,000 😯
@nahrky Жыл бұрын
@@Khy._ no way!!
@navire_ 3 жыл бұрын
Simon : Baby shaking joke Tom's brows : V
@yourearsaregreen 3 жыл бұрын
oh man i need some more peculiar portions asap
@MolinaKojima 2 жыл бұрын
Heard on the podcast they’re starting it again they recorded on Friday
@ziksy6460 3 жыл бұрын
14:44 only Simon can pull off wearing a shirt emblazoned with the word "C U M"
@aintnothang3973 3 жыл бұрын
I thought of the same thing, haha - I mean, I find it funny cause I'm a 5 year old but I don't think I'd be able to pull it off (unintended, no ragerts tho)
@jesselindsey9760 Жыл бұрын
Why is Simon the funniest member of the Yogscast? That's not even to say the others aren't funny - they've each said things that nearly made me pee myself. But Simon is on a whole 'nother level.
@michaelcaplin8969 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, they have to get Simon on panel shows such as Would I Lie To you. Imagine how fucking funny it woul be with Lee Mack interogating him. God... A man can dream... A man can dream.
@anthonykf99 2 жыл бұрын
4:13 I think I'm too American to understand this joke
@niklaseriksson3343 3 жыл бұрын
the Jason Statham impression buying baked beans should be in here, its pure gold.
@ChrisMorray 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite ones are the ones where he takes his glasses off because he's crying laughing at his own jokes.
@MrKarlGP 3 жыл бұрын
Simon's cats are silently judging him :)
@R-Wag 2 жыл бұрын
I always come back for the clip @12:40
@Zei33 Жыл бұрын
The bush joke was hilarious. I think Simon shines when he talks politics.
@Jeto 3 жыл бұрын
Man! I really wish Particular Portions would come back! it was really great!
@robomac452 3 жыл бұрын
I wish I could like this more than once
@wolfbournethefirst5055 2 жыл бұрын
I just love that Simon is constantly wearing Ghost shirts.
@SOENJAY 3 жыл бұрын
"Maybe people are too young and don't realize. He wasn't the one that did 9/11, that was his son."
@DackxJaniels 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the best joke from the farming sim Livestreams: There once was a man from Devon Who thought that his life was heaven He ate Cornish Ice creams, And watched gaming Livestreams Bush did nine-eleven
@hecticscone Жыл бұрын
@@DackxJaniels that was factorio with sips and duncan
@BenkyleMankin 2 жыл бұрын
This man is superhumanly hilarious
@jamesfield1674 4 ай бұрын
"We have got lift" ha ha Simon is a legend
@Neptune0404 3 жыл бұрын
God damn clip nr 2 and I made the misstake of drinking water. Damn near killed me
@stalhein62 3 жыл бұрын
The koala one is absolutely brilliant
@chrisgreen6259 3 жыл бұрын
@3:46 this gets me every time LOL
@Eyepatch______________________ Жыл бұрын
I'm American, can you explain this
@Coalbiter 3 жыл бұрын
Such a charming young man.
@mephostopheles3752 3 жыл бұрын
I was not prepared for the koala joke. I was MID-SIP from a glass of water. Nearly choked.
@langa77777 3 жыл бұрын
With anything
@beardedbear9901 3 жыл бұрын
Awww, I miss Game Goblin...
@Kriscosmic 3 жыл бұрын
Man I really miss peculiar portions
@masumwil6910 3 жыл бұрын
Missed a chance to say the Hunger Games when talking about eating the books...
@Neur0nauT 3 жыл бұрын
with the latest top 10 hit. Ground breaking sound of... "its scratchy"..by the "Chlamydia Koalas"
@wastingwhistler4880 2 жыл бұрын
The post Simon era were the darkest days in yogscast history
@Zei33 Жыл бұрын
What exactly happened to him? Did he just lose his nerve or something?
@ling_zip Жыл бұрын
@@Zei33 he had some health issues & had surgery :)
@moss_and_ivy3517 2 жыл бұрын
2:07 I've seen this clip a hundred times , i've seen the original episode a hundred times , but i've only just got the joke
@somuchsoul3041 3 жыл бұрын
28:12 Did Tom just say Lamas are closely related to Beavers?!?!?! What
@lukemarsh1527 Жыл бұрын
The greggs joke was brilliant
@BadluckTribe 3 жыл бұрын
I never really noticed Simons shirts before.
@CoiledDracca 3 жыл бұрын
If Simon ever sees this. I want to meet you. Not in the 'crazy' way like from a fan. I'm as crazy as most of us are. But just a happenstance hug would be nice. Simon you are weird, and awesome and loved. Thank you Drakon for this compilation. Also, Weird is love. Also any edit with Simon and Lewis is fun, and Tom, and Nina and whomever. Simon makes me laugh, Simon makes anyone laugh.
@sanjivinsmoke814 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Drakon Astron , whats your favorite things to see in TTT maps?? or like what are your favorite reoccurring things in maps
@klaxoncow 3 жыл бұрын
Anything.
@nakenmil 3 жыл бұрын
hims an smin
@jamesthompson2065 2 жыл бұрын
They're *very* common.
@clever2627 3 жыл бұрын
You made me think he died
@zanec14 3 жыл бұрын
GREGGS!
@hhubbs 2 жыл бұрын
Haven't watched him for yeas. And in the first few seconds I see he's got a Ghost tee on, respect is up
@roseg41 2 жыл бұрын
2:40 How did she not laugh. I was in stitches lol
@jesselindsey9760 Жыл бұрын
9:15 What video is it where Simon and Lewis are wearing cloaks, top hats, and pipes?
@sasugaainz6824 2 жыл бұрын
25:25 it would be an improvement over both the current one and the previous one.
@whoviana 3 жыл бұрын
honestly as an ace person, ace gay men being called pandas kind of rules
@daviddwyer4376 3 жыл бұрын
Where can I find simons and Tom’s podcasts?
@BuffyTheBuffaloSlayer 3 жыл бұрын
They're on toms channel called Angory Tom though they are pretty old so youll have to do some scrolling
@Revan-ek3su 2 жыл бұрын
What was the stream with the baby shaking joke?
@boslys140 6 ай бұрын
Chree sent me
@mr6611aj 3 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain the Greggs joke? pls
@ParadoxNerdHLM 2 жыл бұрын
So, Gregg's is a really popular bakery chain here in the UK, and they're usually found in more traditionally working class areas. So, Mousie asked "are they common?", meaning "are there a lot of them?" And Simon answered "they're *very* common", meaning "they're very working class"
@mr6611aj 2 жыл бұрын
@@ParadoxNerdHLM Thank you
@alansmithee419 Жыл бұрын
23:38 Heaven must be missing an angle. And it's made you obtuse.
@SpaceDogLaika 3 жыл бұрын
Can anyone explain the greggs joke to me? I never got it
@Wabajak13 3 жыл бұрын
Simon does a posh accent and calls it common, referring to its class status rather than its rarity.
@SpaceDogLaika 3 жыл бұрын
@@Wabajak13 oh damn, thanks!
@ParadoxNerdHLM 2 жыл бұрын
@@SpaceDogLaika yeah, I honestly didn't remember the other meaning for common until I saw someone point it out. I just assumed it was a comment on how many bloody Greggs there are
@5hadow5talker 2 жыл бұрын
Miss peculiar portions and the riddle bros!!!
@IslandWork1 3 жыл бұрын
Based
@Cotif11 3 жыл бұрын
officially using Panda as gay slang
@BotanyDegreePilkerton 2 жыл бұрын
wow, a whole video without redacted, Clap
@Zerahi 3 жыл бұрын
NO U
@murpaderp8461 3 жыл бұрын
I hit like, but every other joke makes me rethink my position.
@lionchops724 3 жыл бұрын
I like Lewis old hair style lol not judging just that it doesn't fit him in my opinion
@CT2507 3 жыл бұрын
i agree.
@navire_ 3 жыл бұрын
God I miss Simon's peepee
@thephoenixsystem6765 3 жыл бұрын
Come on down to Comedy Lane and sing the old song with me That's right You know the one Sing it: [psych, I'm doing a Witcher parody] When a grand old bard Gamed the whole night long With Lewis of Brindleshire Along came the YoGPooooD They went after sips What utter, utter pricks Broke down his brain And he ripped off their di-icks As the Yogscast rolled Obscenities untold And so cried our jokester "I'm Professor Grizwold!" Toss a Jaff to your jokester Oh fanbase of plenty Oh fanbase of plenty O-oh ohhh! Toss a Jaff to your jokester Oh fanbase of plentyyyyyyy-yyyyyyyyyyyy-Y33T! Edit 4 weeks later: Guess everybody thought it was Diggy Diggy Hole and didn't click read more... Or just hated it 💔
@Tankurface 3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, not really. I just see 2 thieves.
@PabonStuff 3 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know why Sjin was kicked out of the yogcast and now just removed from videos?
@pacosoentken303 3 жыл бұрын
Multiple women in the yogscast came out to say that sjin harassed them. He wasn't kicked out, he left. He is removed from videos because some people are uneasy about seeing him.
@jonasquinn7977 3 жыл бұрын
@Paco soentken I might be wrong but I don’t think it was women in the Yogscast, it was fans he was behaving inappropriately with over text, you might be thinking of Caff who would make younger women his Discord mods then harass/groom them Afaik they never released any information from the investigation into Sjin other than he was leaving and it wasn’t anything illegal
@pacosoentken303 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonasquinn7977 it wasn’t anything illegal that’s right. Bouphe did say that Sjin once asked her to take her to his flat multiple times. Hannah said that Sjin once said that the only reason he left Hannah alone was out of respect for Lewis (when Lewis and Hannah were still thing). But this was after the “fan chatting” thing and after when Sjin left. You were right I kinda got my timeline messed up
@eaglestdogg 3 жыл бұрын
He sexually harrased people including a multitude of fans as well as yogs members.
@oz_jones 2 жыл бұрын
THis is meant to be funny?
@mannmctrash 2 жыл бұрын
No, this IS funny. If you're not getting it you might wanna seek medical attention.
@TheStarchamber 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know if it's in the video yet, but C O C U N T
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