S2 E15: FIFA II, Nebraska Death Penalty & Ireland: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

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29 күн бұрын

Season 2, Episode 15, May 31st, 2015. John Oliver gives an update on FIFA after the arrests of numerous top officials, Nebraska abolishes their state death penalty, and Ireland votes to legalize same-sex marriage.
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@user-rt4zb8xp8b
@user-rt4zb8xp8b 26 күн бұрын
after having just mentioned donald trump and then holding up "solid gold" sneakers...nearly a decade before trump tried selling shoes...i think there is a psychic in the props dept...
@whichcache2517
@whichcache2517 24 күн бұрын
They must've also been the one to suggest the segment on Psychics. To throw off the scent...
@JohnCooper-gm6mn
@JohnCooper-gm6mn 19 күн бұрын
They were a genuine pair of Adidas trainers that you can buy.
@roosjen
@roosjen 23 күн бұрын
Oh man, that final joke after they signed off… What a ripper!
@bttrflymagic
@bttrflymagic 23 күн бұрын
“You dollar store Lex Luther” will always make me giggle
@margaretdowns9350
@margaretdowns9350 19 күн бұрын
All of the insults directed at that guy made me giggle, but it was really that one that made me laugh so hard my neighbors are probably worried.
@joshuaevans6295
@joshuaevans6295 26 күн бұрын
3:14 Update: Nebraska voters reinstated the death penalty by referendum in 2016, arguably their second-worst decision in that election.
@roosjen
@roosjen 23 күн бұрын
Thank you for that info. What a sad decision. 😢
@agiar2000
@agiar2000 23 күн бұрын
I had to fight the urge to click the "Dislike" button because I dislike the news so much.
@elainebelzDetroit
@elainebelzDetroit 21 күн бұрын
It was really telling that the governor listed the police first in who he thought the death penalty protected.
@Chaosmage42
@Chaosmage42 20 күн бұрын
Im now depressed by this, i wish we could stop doing something so horrible
@StanfordMommaerts-Brown
@StanfordMommaerts-Brown 19 күн бұрын
The trouble is with Nebraska voters, who elect idiot legislators; and who vote for stupid referenda.
@bloodyneptune
@bloodyneptune 25 күн бұрын
"Dollarstore Lex Luthor" 😂
@stie5108
@stie5108 25 күн бұрын
Call the Dutch. We need six of their men on jury
@TinkerTaylor-zv1ml
@TinkerTaylor-zv1ml 23 күн бұрын
It would be our pleasure! 🇳🇱 In the Netherlands they actually teach world history, and they don't skip the second world war and the rise of Adolf.
@outmywritemind1739
@outmywritemind1739 19 күн бұрын
@@TinkerTaylor-zv1ml here they just show us those pictures of the shoe and glasses piles and then talk about Pearl Harbor and then maybe 15 minutes on D Day if your teacher is cool
@JohnCooper-gm6mn
@JohnCooper-gm6mn 19 күн бұрын
​@@outmywritemind1739 Where is that?
@hugostiglitz6914
@hugostiglitz6914 11 күн бұрын
Not a lot about the treatment of the Palestinians or all the sh*t the west created in the middle east in general!
@Mijzelffan
@Mijzelffan 26 күн бұрын
The fifa eps were the best
@HeinzTomatoKetchup
@HeinzTomatoKetchup 27 күн бұрын
Surprised that he shows the real Cuba on the first image.
@ZT1ST
@ZT1ST 11 күн бұрын
@2:42; I wasn't expecting John to be playing that game...with the states of the United States. But I deeply approve of it.
@teamvlcn6820
@teamvlcn6820 25 күн бұрын
14:24 You can faintly hear "Ash" in the background. Jack Warner seems to love that song.
@theotakux5959
@theotakux5959 21 күн бұрын
I can't believe people groaned at the Tanya Harding joke. We _all_ saw it coming.
@DullyDust
@DullyDust 25 күн бұрын
Rip Taylor is a hoot 😂
@meganjohnson9540
@meganjohnson9540 24 күн бұрын
Okay, now I kinda love rip taylor! Yay!
@jenelaina5665
@jenelaina5665 24 күн бұрын
Kinda loved him since I saw Wayne's World Two as a kid lol. Confused, but great vibes. Rip fun confetti dude.
@clareviewphotography1322
@clareviewphotography1322 25 күн бұрын
RIP Rip
@crystalsoulslayer
@crystalsoulslayer 23 күн бұрын
I wonder if the US ended up being the one to take on FIFA _because_ we care about soccer the least. "Drop this immediately or I will ensure your men's team never makes it to a final again! What... what are you doing? It's not funny, it's a threat! Stop laughing!"
@CollinMcLean
@CollinMcLean 19 күн бұрын
Yeah exactly. If you wanted to investigate the NHL for corruption you wouldn't ask Canada, Minnesota, or Boston to do it because we're too close to it. We love our Hockey! You get New Mexico to do it, because who in New Mexico gives a single shit about winter sports?
@luckyloonie1359
@luckyloonie1359 2 күн бұрын
6:66 The bigger the bank💳 is involved in money laundering the more they can get away with🕯... #TDBank😔 just not happened to be one of them clearly... 🌎💘💰
@PleaseAlex07
@PleaseAlex07 17 күн бұрын
"Now walk into the ocean like prophecy demands It's toyme!" 💀
@deathredacted5756
@deathredacted5756 23 күн бұрын
As a czech person.... nobody I know has ever heard of that reality show, I don't think it was ever on tv? Or was it one of those channels that nobody except grandparents ever watches?
@easternlights3155
@easternlights3155 23 күн бұрын
I think I heard of it, although I never watched it. It's definitely a real thing.
@ahc6004
@ahc6004 23 күн бұрын
Annnnnd Cuba is back on the list because why not
@BittaSweetJP
@BittaSweetJP 26 күн бұрын
Thank you history lessons
@davidlewis8814
@davidlewis8814 20 күн бұрын
Rip Taylor. Outstanding.
@spuriouslathos2518
@spuriouslathos2518 21 күн бұрын
"It's no Nuremberg trial, but it's pretty close!" Is a hysterical line
@walrustargaryen7794
@walrustargaryen7794 13 күн бұрын
Fun fact: Next FIFA World Cup is gonna be held on...United States.
@mn4169
@mn4169 24 күн бұрын
this old but nothing changes
@blackdwarfstar1246
@blackdwarfstar1246 18 күн бұрын
Even Thailand continuing to use Hitler imagery for their businesses and advertising?
@DimensionSpawn
@DimensionSpawn 16 күн бұрын
I hate the fact that the song at 27:00 sounds good, but has THAT video.
@aabu4995
@aabu4995 22 күн бұрын
Ahhh the dollar menu 😢
@user-ql6bc8rg9w
@user-ql6bc8rg9w 13 күн бұрын
Also Patrick's head just happens to be the perfect but plug
@michellemarty7510
@michellemarty7510 26 күн бұрын
Fifa is still a cesspool
@jamesboardman7048
@jamesboardman7048 26 күн бұрын
And there i am thinking all along, Ireland had only two gay men. Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael
@CrazyInsanelikeafox
@CrazyInsanelikeafox 19 күн бұрын
Spain only has two firefighters. José and hose b.
@CollinMcLean
@CollinMcLean 19 күн бұрын
Ok I don't know what I was expecting but "Thailand likes Hitler" was not one of them...
@Sheffield_Steve
@Sheffield_Steve 14 күн бұрын
The next time LWT cover FIFA, John should campaign for what I suggest in the first episode on FIFA that control of the organisation should go to the World's 1st Football (Soccer) club, Sheffield FC!!
@TheRuben_music
@TheRuben_music 21 күн бұрын
The cuba situation is like the US case "War Against Drugs" (lets waste more money)
@KalmoK
@KalmoK 23 күн бұрын
2024 and FIFA is still doing the same shit... 😂
@Chong688
@Chong688 21 күн бұрын
what did the kid at 9:43 said???
@elijahsinclair7219
@elijahsinclair7219 18 күн бұрын
“obviously”
@julianjensen2624
@julianjensen2624 25 күн бұрын
question: why is a greenlandic/inuit word in a kids spelling bee, and secondly: why did the kids know what it meant?
@orangemoon9634
@orangemoon9634 24 күн бұрын
They study words from many origins.
@smalltime0
@smalltime0 24 күн бұрын
its a pointless contest, so very american
@gayahithwen
@gayahithwen 22 күн бұрын
Presumably because there was no equivalent word for the phenomenon in English, and then someone wrote an English-language text where they borrowed that word because there was no other word to describe the thing they meant, thus giving it legitimacy as an English word. Just like how every single other loanword in English got there. Like, why do Americans know how to spell "smorgasbord" or "ombudsman", or what those words mean? Because the closest equivalent English words (buffet and proxy) didn't have the same nuance as the Swedish terms, so someone borrowed those terms into an English-language text at some point, and because English dictionaries tend towards descriptivism (i.e. documenting how the language actually is used) rather than prescriptivism (telling people they're doing their own language wrong, like L'Académie Française), once a word has been used a certain number of times, it goes in the dictionary.
@devctl
@devctl 24 күн бұрын
But the US did get an extra WC ;)
@jimdwyer8607
@jimdwyer8607 20 күн бұрын
Rip Taylor was fuggin' amazing!
@colonelangus1898
@colonelangus1898 10 күн бұрын
Rip made me laugh
@anthonymeade7345
@anthonymeade7345 22 күн бұрын
I wonder why they keep referring to soccer as "football."
@danderedere
@danderedere 6 күн бұрын
I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or not, so now I'm just gonna wonder why the hell anyone would call football (soccer) anything but football when you use your feet to play the game involving a ball, and in which the rules have limitations of when you can use your hands. It's descriptive, like floorball, basketball, or handball.
@anthonymeade7345
@anthonymeade7345 6 күн бұрын
@@danderedere As an American I'm not required to use logic.
@danderedere
@danderedere 5 күн бұрын
@@anthonymeade7345 Very true.
@ginshee111111111111
@ginshee111111111111 4 күн бұрын
You don't have to go so far back in Catholic history in Ireland to find more examples
@cloudbrooks
@cloudbrooks 20 күн бұрын
Rip Taylor is a delight omg
@K4RNVR3
@K4RNVR3 26 күн бұрын
In my defense
@random.comment
@random.comment 20 күн бұрын
As a Nebraskan, I laughed so hard at that segment. RIP to outlawing the death penalty, tho, we brought it back in 2016. 😢😢😢
@opheliaismyname9180
@opheliaismyname9180 15 күн бұрын
That Czech reality show looks like someone saw the BBC series Back In Time For [blank] and thought 'let's do this on absolute _crack_' (I love those programmes (the originals, not the Nazi stuff), there's this whole insight into how people would've lived) (also gives me an opportunity to yell at the telly about gender roles and my dad a chance to laugh at me because 'going 'girls don't have to do embroidery, fuck you' while embroidering sends mixed signals')
@JenniferMenendez522
@JenniferMenendez522 24 күн бұрын
I am beyond thankful for these uploads!!! 🥹🙌
@leerubin4303
@leerubin4303 24 күн бұрын
F-U that Bacon Sunday look delicious. BACON RULES. 😃
@TheRealEvilkitten3
@TheRealEvilkitten3 8 күн бұрын
rip rip taylor, absolute bicon
@johndolan5076
@johndolan5076 24 күн бұрын
pope francis stopping watching tv almost makes sense, look it was the end of baywatch miami vice and alf,, and there is another subject about a monopoly on on hom...... i will not go there, he missed crockett and tubbs david hasselhoff that young boy actor the bay watchers adopted,
@K4RNVR3
@K4RNVR3 26 күн бұрын
Oops
@_gravel_
@_gravel_ 17 күн бұрын
for people puzzled about Jon Cryer making the list i just have one thing to say: Pretty in Pink ... 😍🤩 GRRrrrrrr... sexay!
@indoorkites420
@indoorkites420 16 күн бұрын
Typical free stater Cutting the north outta Ireland 🇮🇪
@P5YcHoKiLLa
@P5YcHoKiLLa 26 күн бұрын
1:07 Saudi Arabia, even though 15 of the 19 men identified in carrying out 9/11 were from there, WASN'T on that list? Hmmmm.
@jlev1028
@jlev1028 25 күн бұрын
I'm surprised Iran wasn't on that list either, considering it's common knowledge that Hezbollah, Hamas, and the Houthis have been backed and funded by the Ayatollah for decades.
@KrakenIsland64
@KrakenIsland64 25 күн бұрын
Sam Little, Gary Ridgway, Kermit Gosnell, John Gacy, Ted Bundy...do you think countries are banned for singular shiddy people? Because if that's the case the USA should be banned from the USA, they have more confirmed kills than Saudi Arabia.
@GuitarSlayer136
@GuitarSlayer136 26 күн бұрын
I
@camilocamacho4878
@camilocamacho4878 26 күн бұрын
Second
@ThePCExpertAmateur
@ThePCExpertAmateur 4 күн бұрын
You keep whining about FIFA and yet you won't boycott or ask us to. Shameless.
@luckyloonie1359
@luckyloonie1359 2 күн бұрын
5:55 I am not feeling the FOMO💰... Where is my latinum #TDBank💳?🌎💘💰
@user-uj3wn2ne3f
@user-uj3wn2ne3f 17 күн бұрын
I wish i could like this MORE than once!!! 💛💙🤍💙💛
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