BARGAIN BINGE (A Random TERRIBLE Movie Review)
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This new series is a bit of an experiment! I wanted to add a random element to my videos to shake things up. Lemme know what you all think in the comments!
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@Saberspark 4 жыл бұрын
New series! Wanted to try something different and add more randomness to my videos! Lemme know what you all think
@binuuls5747 4 жыл бұрын
Zhu zhu pets were part of my child hood
@ForwardBias 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! Love your content man.
@thelazygamer2681 4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on one million subs man
@lutisa8320 4 жыл бұрын
i love it
@raccooncat8329 4 жыл бұрын
Saberspark I love this fricking new series
@brendankendall41 4 жыл бұрын
Man, I hate being ugly and deformed. I guess I'll just... not be
@monkydance2880 4 жыл бұрын
Just be handsome smh
@istolethispfpfromreddit 4 жыл бұрын
🎶Do you believe in magic?🎶
@frank1015 4 жыл бұрын
@@istolethispfpfromreddit OOF 😂
@ARMIV4 4 жыл бұрын
"Ohmygod no don't be ugly you're too sexy haha ;))"
@GalaxyGoo19 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes... hmmmm
@Grey_Warden_Invasion 4 жыл бұрын
Morale of the story: If you are ugly and deformed, just stop being ugly and deformed. Once you've become beautiful people will accept you.
@meeksanimationstudios 4 жыл бұрын
That is totally awful, just awful, Disney had the chance to stop them once and for all, but no, they continue, i worry for some kid, to be exposed to this shit and learn the wrong lesson. Jesus Christ, help us all!
@exammole4545 4 жыл бұрын
Santiago Torres I dunno either
@MaylocBrittinorum 4 жыл бұрын
@@lyzder7298 Making lawsuits against them maybe?
@waltrz 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, is that what I’ve been doing wrong? Dammit!
@Grey_Warden_Invasion 4 жыл бұрын
@@lyzder7298 In the video it somewhere says that Disney filed a lawsuit against them. But they lost because the Hunchback of Notre Dame isn't Disney property.
@hjalfi 3 жыл бұрын
In the original book, Phoebus believes that Esmerelda tried to kill him and ends up marrying someone he hates, Esmerelda gets hanged, Frollo gets pushed off the top of Notre Dame by Quasimodo, and Quasimodo, after discovering that he accidentally betrayed Esmerelda to her death, crawls into the mass grave where her body was thrown and dies there. It's pretty metal.
@leirawhitehart1236 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I don't remember anything about the original hunchback story other than the end.
@hellonokay1925 3 жыл бұрын
Frollo actually cared for quasimodo too in the book.
@hellonokay1925 3 жыл бұрын
Frollo name him his name not for his deformity but from a sarcedote
@hellonokay1925 3 жыл бұрын
A'd then esmeralda came and frollo developed the sin of lust
@turma8eac 3 жыл бұрын
Didnt someone also die from disease?
@TwistedChungus 3 жыл бұрын
The Slightly Bent-Over Guy of Notre Dame.
@Lucifersfursona 3 жыл бұрын
The sound I made wasn’t human
@erismason3441 2 жыл бұрын
*cackle-snort*
@thatbrightorangefoxy7406 2 жыл бұрын
U N D E R A T E D C O M M E N T
@drawnwithlove3499 2 жыл бұрын
Kinky
@sudriansignalman9387 2 жыл бұрын
That sounds like the prison rape edition
@tobigrantlbart 4 жыл бұрын
Book: Quasi and Esmeralda died Disney: Quasi gets accepted and Esmeralda gets married Rip-off: Quasi gets handsome
@pudgey.pigeon6665 4 жыл бұрын
Wait......Quasi and Esmeralda do WHAT IN THE BOOK
@pundertalefan4391 4 жыл бұрын
jams Yup. Esmeralda was killed in the book, and Quasimodo stayed by her corpse until he starved to death.
@5Geass 4 жыл бұрын
oh jesus
@pundertalefan4391 4 жыл бұрын
@@5Geass Yeah, the original story was even darker than the movie.
@5Geass 4 жыл бұрын
@@pundertalefan4391 Ahhhh I knew that it was but like I didn't think they both died omg. I've been wanting to read the actual book for awhile now...
@ForgottenDaydreamer 4 жыл бұрын
For those who want to know the end of the book: Esmeralda is hanged, and Quasimodo, in his grief and despair, pushes Frollo from the cathedral tower. The novel ends many years later, when two skeletons-that of a hunchback and that of a woman-are found embracing in Esmeralda's tomb.
@marianasobrenome3316 4 жыл бұрын
Damn
@Cinsavant 4 жыл бұрын
Hugo didnt fuck around
@kendra4507 4 жыл бұрын
Also, she was 14.
@WobblesandBean 4 жыл бұрын
Yup. And in the book, Phoebus was an asshole who broke Esmeralda's heart and sold her out to Frollo. And she wasn't even a gypsy! She was a "proper white christian girl" raised by gypsies, and that was meant to be the tragedy, that the girl would die even though she wasn't even a member of the group she was being punished for being. And Quasimodo tried to force himself on her. That scene where he has her in his belfry? Yeah, that wasn't consensual in the book. The story is nine kinds of fucked up. It's racist, sexist, and everybody dies in the end. 🤷♀️
@mlpdisneylover 4 жыл бұрын
Wobbles and Bean yikes....
@Anonymous-73 4 жыл бұрын
“Anything that breaks the law is illegal!” “That left arm is not a right arm” “People die when they are killed” “Lunchtime is for lunch” “To kill the cyberdemon, shoot it until it dies”
@zorcess829 3 жыл бұрын
"Every 60 seconds a minute passes" "Hmmm, yes, this floor is made of floor" "One who knows nothing, can understand nothing"
@not_avaliable 3 жыл бұрын
how could you forget "is this a pigeon?"
@Anonymous-73 3 жыл бұрын
not avaliable that’s the opposite of the point here
@PointsofData 3 жыл бұрын
"oOoh this chicken rEAlly FLiEs"
@chonks2936 3 жыл бұрын
I eat dinner at lunchtime
@scoliosischan0649 3 жыл бұрын
Saber spark: “Disney lost the lawsuit” Everyone: 👁-👁 U-U 👁-👁.....
@delete---7593 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry but I not surprised.
@milodoesntknow2090 3 жыл бұрын
Disney after: Guess I'll die.
@MBLobster 3 жыл бұрын
If Disney won, this disaster wouldn’t exist
@turma8eac 3 жыл бұрын
Disney sometimes forgets that public domain is a thing
@DrKrocket 3 жыл бұрын
The lawsuit was mostly about the covers of the movies. Golden films had a lawsuit before this one that involved their misleading covers and had to put their Golden films logo on the cover. When Disney sued again, they lost since the film was clearly marked as Golden films verison.
@MKRhaenerya 4 жыл бұрын
"I dont know how the book ends" Esmeralda: [hanged] Phoebus: [married to another woman] Frollo: [Quasimodo threw him from the bell tower] Quasi: [Died while hugging Esmeralda's dead body] what a nice story, just for kids :)
@MKRhaenerya 4 жыл бұрын
@@SamOty-pb2dp absolutely
@JackOfen 4 жыл бұрын
@@MKRhaenerya Hmmm I think I like the one where Quasi grows angel wings more
@blacksun3884 4 жыл бұрын
Also Clopin and the Court of Miracles died or got arrested trying to rescue Esmeralda.
@mexa_t6534 4 жыл бұрын
OnO
@alexxxander3318 4 жыл бұрын
The goat survives tho
@lukaspatrickson4776 4 жыл бұрын
So remember: One man’s trash is another’s trash too, but they get sponsored for it.
@davidvargas7165 4 жыл бұрын
One man's trash will eventually be brought to you by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS
@poweroffriendship2.0 4 жыл бұрын
T R A S H M A N
@AxxLAfriku 4 жыл бұрын
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear joe
@angelinebejaran2906 4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku fuck off, AxxL.
@lukaspatrickson4776 4 жыл бұрын
Angeline bejaran Yeah that’s right, fuck off!
@nmci8959 3 жыл бұрын
Saberspark: "A new animated series!" Also Saberspark: *Never makes it again*
@devanhinskey9001 3 жыл бұрын
He inadvertently chose a cartoon so awful it basically broke him and turned him away from doing another installment of this.
@bexfisch80 3 жыл бұрын
What bugged me was the scene in the jail cell where Melody magically removes the bars from the window and they all dance. Instead of, you know, escaping.
@AngelRasmus3 23 күн бұрын
I saw that too and scrolled down to see if anyone commented on it XD
@rex_ink 4 жыл бұрын
"they call me a furry but they like the furry stuff" WE'VE BEEN CALLED OUT
@voltmaster5005 4 жыл бұрын
*oh no*
@adeer87 4 жыл бұрын
*visible nervous sweating*
@rainesorrow1986 4 жыл бұрын
Notice how nobody denies it, either.
@mauricemaceo7245 4 жыл бұрын
Pls eat me
@Beanzoboy 4 жыл бұрын
It's called deflection. He's blaming us for his fetish.
@Thatguywithadog152 4 жыл бұрын
The modern kid in the beginning confirms that the whole film takes place in a renaissance fair
@user-lu5bc2vn3q 4 жыл бұрын
Then maybe this entire film is actually just an animated version of a play that the local elementary school decided to put on.
@kalebbrown9146 3 жыл бұрын
"It was all a dream."
@vector6977 3 жыл бұрын
Time traveler
@eieiejjr 3 жыл бұрын
That explains the random switching between day and night
@noahh6186 3 жыл бұрын
Then are we to assume it's a ren-actment?
@enclaveenthusiast8908 4 жыл бұрын
Sings in Disney: "Nobody else looks like the child of Captain Hook and Gaston" 5:25
@CzarToonz 3 жыл бұрын
No one has a mustache and bulging muscles, quite like the Captain Gaston (also in song form)
@endergamer7483 3 жыл бұрын
@@CzarToonz He’s know what’s against the the law is illegal (my what guy that Captain Gaston)!
@aaronhoward665 3 жыл бұрын
Why they rip off this movie
@parker-boy98 3 жыл бұрын
Why did I try to sing that?
@kodyrowe-manns6360 3 жыл бұрын
Saber: makes a new series Also saber: doesnt touch it for months
@devanhinskey9001 3 жыл бұрын
This film was so bad it broke him. That’s why we never had another episode of this series. Because this killed it right then and there.
@GrndAdmiralThrawn 2 жыл бұрын
It’s been a year and he still hasn’t done another one
@crystalorb9438 2 жыл бұрын
Still hasn’t
@kippyips 2 жыл бұрын
still hasn't
@CoingamerFL 2 жыл бұрын
I made a comment a few months ago saying "where is Bargain Binge saber" or something like that and saber replied saying "Got one planned for January!" Yeah bud. You sure do.
@thedeserthawk2093 4 жыл бұрын
"They call me a furry but they like the furry stuff!" Shots fired!
@Staingo_Jenkins 4 жыл бұрын
I ask the detractors: where's the lie?
@jamsboi7048 4 жыл бұрын
I’m not tho
@jamesc3141 4 жыл бұрын
Who said furry= Bad
@SEELE-ONE 4 жыл бұрын
James Cooper touché!
@stevenbobbybills 4 жыл бұрын
Dude got a point
@DeathLeprecon 4 жыл бұрын
Boss: "We're ripping off Hunchback of Notre Dame!" Writers: "But sir, that movie isn't out yet." Boss: (Pulls out a VHS of Beauty and the Beast.)
@alexlasers1358 4 жыл бұрын
Just use 50% of the plot on this VHS, 30% from this poster, and the rest can be whatever you think of on the crapper, also make sure it has some sort of flashback scene.
@yolkyostritch1692 3 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh
@Maniacman2030 3 жыл бұрын
This is an old post, but you can't really rip off something that was never yours. Disney doesn't really DO original films, they're all folklore, Brothers Grimm or Fairy Tale retellings for kids.
@lillianlasombra 3 жыл бұрын
@@Maniacman2030 That wasn't really the point. Almost all jokes fall apart under intense scrutiny; it's best to grain of salt it.
@victoriagarcia3078 3 жыл бұрын
Hunchback of Notre Dame (book) ends with Esmeralda being put to death for the murder of Captain Phoebus, who actually wasn't dead and who was attacked by Frollo, Quasimodo then proceeded to pick up Archdeacon Frollo and throw him off Notre Dame and exclaim "There is all I've ever loved." Quasimodo then crawls into Esmeralda's grave and lays with her corpse until he eventually dies of starvation, the book ends several years later where two skeletons are unearthed, one a very unusual looking skeleton with a hunchback embracing another skeleton, and when they're pulled apart they immediately crumple to dust.
@shaquille_oatmeal6949 3 жыл бұрын
Saber: “and the cello.... stick...? Me, a cellist: **screams in orchestra**
@queenblister7845 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a violin player but *ITS NOT A STICK ITS A BOW >:(*
@CoppeRoseBush 2 жыл бұрын
Violist here. Likewise
@arcticdino1650 2 жыл бұрын
S T I C K
@LeSarthois 2 жыл бұрын
@@queenblister7845 *reading that comment, realise that in French, it is called "Archet" and that looking in that word it literally mean "small bow"*. *Mind blown!*
@yourlocalbicronoverlord 4 жыл бұрын
*sees a dvd with a bunch of hamsters on it* “Ew, why is it sticky?” *OH NO*
@voltmaster5005 4 жыл бұрын
I call it Cellulose Uranium Mebelum C.U.M.
@keyboardcorrector2340 4 жыл бұрын
*NOOOOOO*
@voltmaster5005 4 жыл бұрын
@@keyboardcorrector2340 *Y E S*
@ashkitt7719 4 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling it wasn't sticky when Saber bought it
@hoonilee3697 4 жыл бұрын
@@voltmaster5005 Canada, USA, Mexico
@BugsyFoga 4 жыл бұрын
"I Should review more Furry characters " - Saberspark
@abandonedacc420 4 жыл бұрын
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
@nziom 4 жыл бұрын
suprisingly this one isn't
@ForwardBias 4 жыл бұрын
Furry is love, furry is life
@NuclearTopSpot 4 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong... is he?
@ryanbolson23 4 жыл бұрын
Computers4Ever1994, dude felidae is fucking traumatizing!
@BlazeFireMC 3 жыл бұрын
He didn't actually put the movie he was reviewing in the title, and he hasn't done one of these in over a year despite having plenty of options. We'd love to see more!
@JHenmanMusic 3 жыл бұрын
6:45 Not that it really matters, but while the setting of the opera "Carmen" is indeed in Spain, the composer of the opera, Bizet, was French. In fact, the opera itself is in French, depite the setting being in Spain.
@josephcook6442 3 жыл бұрын
Glad someone else addressed this :)
@GrndAdmiralThrawn 2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@ididabarrelroll 4 жыл бұрын
Wait...when she's in jail during that song number, she literally turned the window bars alive which gave her enough room to climb out said window.
@mhynhuie588 4 жыл бұрын
I came here for this comment 😂😭 Its so confusing !!! Its like she actually waits... for the story to happen haha
@ididabarrelroll 4 жыл бұрын
@@mhynhuie588 Hah glad I wasn't the only one. I mean the whole movie is wtf, but that one thing kinda jumped out for me for some reason.
@callummclachlan4771 4 жыл бұрын
Could have been more interesting if she escaped. But who am I kidding, that would take longer to make. And result in an even longer 'movie'.
@OtakuUnitedStudio 4 жыл бұрын
When she brings them to life, it looks like there are two layers of bars because one set was painted into the background layer but then another set were animated on top of them. And then, when it zooms out while she's singing, there are none. But I like to imagine it wasn't real anyway, and was instead the ergotism kicking in.
@ididabarrelroll 4 жыл бұрын
@@OtakuUnitedStudio Yeah I figure maybe she doesn't even have magic, she's just so fucking high on drugs that she's imagining all those inanimate objects are alive.
@user-lu5bc2vn3q 4 жыл бұрын
“He’s so ugly he has bad posture and covers his face with his hair” Me: so basically Quasimodo is an emo teenager?
@rley101 3 жыл бұрын
He actually does just look like an emo teenager in this movie pft
@kenthuang436 3 жыл бұрын
Diva from Musical Hell said the same thing!
@hellonokay1925 3 жыл бұрын
Now am just imagining quasimodo having emo hair and how it actually see in that it actual fit.
@kwall9281 3 жыл бұрын
I guess I'm quasimodo
@MBLobster 3 жыл бұрын
*oh no*
@lunch_trey 3 жыл бұрын
"Anything that breaks the law is against the law." Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.
@jungtothehuimang Жыл бұрын
Legend has it that we'll be waiting for the next bargain binge until we die
@swagmaster47625 4 жыл бұрын
Spanish Gaston: “Everything against the law is illegal!” Hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor
@TeruteruBozusama 4 жыл бұрын
And water is wet
@jp100780 4 жыл бұрын
no one makes redundant statements like gaston
@fourearwolf3315 4 жыл бұрын
jp100780 and wood is made out of wood
@suemccashland 4 жыл бұрын
i use redundancies in all of my EXTRAPOLATING
@osothecat5194 4 жыл бұрын
When you fall you drop
@kuhnuckles1 4 жыл бұрын
“I proudly introduce my new series!” Less than a minute later “Why am I doing this? Who made me do this?
@courtjester710 4 жыл бұрын
Anything for views man Welcome to KZfaq
@-dennis3755 4 жыл бұрын
Why are we here.... Just to suffer
@derekstronf1837 4 жыл бұрын
DO you think that... That god stays in heaven because he too was afraid of what he has created?
@buckassnerd1906 3 жыл бұрын
I know what the "Quasi turns handsome" thing is... ugh. It's mimicking the end of Beauty and the Beast, but without explaining there's a curse. Yeah, I'm like 99% sure that's what they were going for, but forgot to explain it. Also, I'd feel bad about myself, probably, if I were hired to write one of these things, but.... Quasi's half brother being attractive & respected around town while he has to hide in a tower could be the crux of Quasi's story. Melodi being born with the ability to literally create life might be something Gaston rip off wants to take advantage of to maybe idk, take over Paris with an army of statues or something. This all brings Quasi in conflict with his brother while having to protect Melodi from being used as a weapon. Boom. More interesting movie.
@Oddity2994 3 жыл бұрын
"Anything against the law is illegal." - John-hook-Gaston-frollo
@peacepie9993 4 жыл бұрын
"My fans call me a furry but then they like the furry stuff" Whoops, call-out 😂
@Nosleep666enjoyer 4 жыл бұрын
Im
@Nosleep666enjoyer 4 жыл бұрын
Im
@calebdonaldson7044 4 жыл бұрын
Logan . PIGGY Sluder why did you comment twice
@blubettle1191 4 жыл бұрын
Caleb Donaldson it’s a glitch I think, it’s happened to me before
@Nosleep666enjoyer 4 жыл бұрын
thezapgamer thank you that what happen
@michelepresley3496 4 жыл бұрын
"Anything that breaks the law is against the law" hmm yes the floor here is made of floor
@perrycave 4 жыл бұрын
_LAW IS LAW_
@achair650 4 жыл бұрын
This car looks like a car to me- *AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A LARGE AUDIOMOBILE*
@Rognik 4 жыл бұрын
People die when they are killed.
@DavidWright004 4 жыл бұрын
“The enemy wouldn’t stop attacking not till they won” Actual 4kids dub
@tyrantking8197 4 жыл бұрын
“People get stabbed when they get stabbed”
@thatoneswordguy 3 жыл бұрын
10:28 this movie is so bad it doesn’t deserve Kingdom Hearts music.
@Chloe4656. 3 жыл бұрын
Omg
@Kaitou1412Fangirl 3 жыл бұрын
Especially from KHII. Especially Sanctuary.
@Plumtopia 2 жыл бұрын
2:29 I mean if there's one thing Disney doesn't need it's more control. Anytime Disney loses a court case is a win in my book
@coffeeelk6364 4 жыл бұрын
“Doing anything against the law is illegal!” Hmmm yes, this floor is made of floor
@ashistrash994 4 жыл бұрын
every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes.
@elizabethmarcum6427 4 жыл бұрын
If you breathe you’ll live longer
@pizzacrumbles 4 жыл бұрын
@@elizabethmarcum6427 I didnt know that thanks for the tip bro
@jessielefey 4 жыл бұрын
The first rule of the tautology club is the first rule of the tautology club.
@innerecho9468 4 жыл бұрын
If you walk you are moving
@jesseherrera6487 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, ripoff Quasimodo looks like shaggy with scoliosis.
@lcameeno1 4 жыл бұрын
Nah he looks like a buff shaggy
@jesseherrera6487 4 жыл бұрын
@@lcameeno1 *It's hard to argue with your assessment.*
@advantgardeboy2007 4 жыл бұрын
@@lcameeno1 buff emo shaggy
@harrietamidala1691 4 жыл бұрын
Zoinks
@Junaetzia 4 жыл бұрын
@@lcameeno1 Isn't that his regular state?
@miabella5504 3 жыл бұрын
Carmen takes place in Spain but is sung in French so it is just as confusing as the character of Jean-Claude, and fits perfectly for him
@NG-qr9so 3 жыл бұрын
"There will never be another Bargain Binge" Well
@cloudinthehead8054 4 жыл бұрын
"my channel calls me a furry" he sounds like he feels so betrayed
@Emu19 4 жыл бұрын
Probably cus he is
@cherryspice1011 4 жыл бұрын
Cloudinthehead 02 he cannot hide the truth from us no longer
@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 жыл бұрын
We're the ones who watch the stuff. _Face it, YOU ARE the furries._
@freedantheeternal 4 жыл бұрын
@@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 As he said, "They call me a furry, but they like the furry stuff."
@difficultbastard 4 жыл бұрын
No furrry like a saberspark scorned.
@Niznosleep 4 жыл бұрын
comments - "SABERS A FURRY !" also comments - " Um why haven't you reviewed (insert movie with anthro characters here) " yeah sure "sabers" the furry .
@kingcookie9777 4 жыл бұрын
Nizumifangs ikr
@demon1ckn1ght39 4 жыл бұрын
Shush
@fds7476 4 жыл бұрын
Correction: Sabers is _also_ a Furry. Don't forget he's a Brony (emeritus?) too. Remember the good old times, when he and Black Gryph0n went out into the woods and shotgunned panda plushies? ... It makes sense in context.
@71507 4 жыл бұрын
We just want him to be like us.
@Hajilex 4 жыл бұрын
Your forgetting his twitter
@weebtrashtvt6657 2 жыл бұрын
I love this series, there should definately be more bargain binges in the future
@fragzilla4531 2 жыл бұрын
Saber: says this will be new series “Posted 1 year ago”
@themidlandconnection 4 жыл бұрын
WHY DOES THE HUNCHBACK GO FROM LOOKING LIKE SHAGGY FROM SCOOBY DOO AND THEN TURN INTO ERIC FROM LITTLE MERMAID WHAAAAAAAA!?
@edouard9687 4 жыл бұрын
They wanted someone who uses 1% of his maximum power to get views my dude.
@domingadoflaminga3961 4 жыл бұрын
Quasimodo the shapeshifter
@hallikellemeyer4026 4 жыл бұрын
_Saberspark: “Let’s review some bad movies-“_ _Films: S u c k s -_ _Saberspark: “... Time to break out the alcohol.”_
@witheredbonnie9268 4 жыл бұрын
Halli Kellemeyer •ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍɪᴢᴇᴅ ɢᴀʟ• Me: Saberspark I agree with you
@tsiagian6610 4 жыл бұрын
Therapist: "What is the problem that you're facing?" Me: "This" *shows the movie* Therapist: "Ima go and get a noose i mean talk to the psychiatrist" A few minutes later Me: "Where's the therapist?" Psychiatrist: "um..." *the therapist hung himself* Me: "Ok so you got any anti depression pills or some way to make me less suicidal or something to erase the movie out of my head?" Psychiatrist: "Here" *gives me a gun* "just in case if the gun won't work or you have no bullets." *gives pills so i could kill myself* "if the pills won't work so..." *gives noose* "only use one of these once and i'm sure it would work."
@Nottyastro 3 жыл бұрын
16:46 Her hand was glitching lmao. It’s like they wanted her hand to reach out to his shoulder at a certain point but changed their minds, and they didn’t bother leaving it out of the movie 🤷♀️.
@ainsleyburrows2654 2 жыл бұрын
Zhu Zhu Pets: The Quest For Zhu awakened a deep memory I didn’t even know I had
@amysarahace 4 жыл бұрын
saberspark: dies in the inside 38K people: intresting
@Don-ds3dy 4 жыл бұрын
* doesn't like the video or leave a comment *
@babyinatrenchcoat762 4 жыл бұрын
interesting*
@isupportmyself4884 4 жыл бұрын
Spanish Gaston is officially the lovechild of Captain Hook and Gaston who decided to live in Mexico
@o_o5210 4 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, my fanfic finally came true
@isupportmyself4884 4 жыл бұрын
@@o_o5210 Oh my God 😂
@DelaCruzAmayaJoseAngel 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes
@Elix10 4 жыл бұрын
chale
@bassplayertaylor6983 4 жыл бұрын
Uh, you mean Spain?
@SpookyCrypt 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh good ol Golden films. They were the plague in the 90s-2000s. I actually remember my 2nd grade teacher put on their version of The Prince and The Pauper. I got checked out for a doctor's appointment halfway and I'm still grateful to this day. (And for some reason living inanimate objects were a reoccurring theme in their movies. They serve no purpose but.... here they are. )
@LuckyToro2 2 жыл бұрын
I want another episode of bargain binge saber! Over a year my dude, do more of this stuff :D
@makotoplush9776 4 жыл бұрын
There are three types of movies Saber likes to subject himself to: -Furry movies -Uncanny valley movies -The Disney at home
@gggghhhheeee 4 жыл бұрын
Well he enjoys the furry movies
@jun-hs4eo 4 жыл бұрын
gggghhhhheeee *loves the furry movies
@gamemasternintendoo 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently he enjoys the furry movies a little too much, if the state of that dvd case is any indication. Dude! Clean up when you’re done!
@shadowsonicsilver6 4 жыл бұрын
@@gamemasternintendoo Reminds me of that Lionmon skit from Digimon Abridged
@cmm07r 4 жыл бұрын
Saberspark: "I'm not a furry" Also Saberspark: (holds ZhuZhuPets) "Why is it all sticky"
@juzoinui4627 4 жыл бұрын
cmm07r It must be covered in hot man bazoka juice
@x3ds7 4 жыл бұрын
the next victims of the jar
@juzoinui4627 4 жыл бұрын
Kane the anime king Best line from AVGN ever
@kiezono4721 4 жыл бұрын
The chalice 😳
@Marta-us4pq 4 жыл бұрын
@@x3ds7 PLEASE DON'T
@Bl4ckC4tsH3ll 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my God the Zhu Zhu Pets movie took me back I almost thought it wasn’t real but all I had to do was watch this video, God my 2010’s childhood was a art piece fever dream..
@societyofcriminals 3 жыл бұрын
Golden Films: Yoink! Disney: Yoink?
@PlaguedPhoenix 4 жыл бұрын
I'll tell you what happened with this movie, its a rip off of Beauty and the Beast, but set to the Hunchback of Notre Dame. It explains Gaston, the talking instruments (like the talking dishes, etc) and why Quasimodo changes back to 'normal' at the end. They ripped two disney movies in one movie!
@FuzzyLittleBastard 4 жыл бұрын
Goldenfilms also made Beauty and the beast. It's also pretty bad.
@Volvith 4 жыл бұрын
... That's actually pretty fucking impressive. I'm not even mad, lol.
@PlaguedPhoenix 4 жыл бұрын
@R. V. Datmir Neither did well meaning grand parents lol 'oh that's that movie the kids are all crazy over' But its actually this.
@Razgriz85 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that they made the hunchback (original form) look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo, so it kind of rips that off as well.
@yaboio3349 3 жыл бұрын
That kinda explains why the knockoff Esmerelda is p damn white compared to the disney version
@shupp6267 4 жыл бұрын
The main character is just Shaggy with a large upper body Edit: why the heck did people enjoy this comment
@contentbuffet4306 4 жыл бұрын
Like you only made me use 0.1% of my spine
@Cinsavant 4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't me
@Oddity2994 4 жыл бұрын
And also not cool
@LadyViscera 4 жыл бұрын
KoopaShell TV I knew he looked familiar!
@parker-boy98 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dakotamasters5966 4 жыл бұрын
13:12 She literally had the chance to escape.
@theepiceevee686 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@brawler5760 Жыл бұрын
Everyone in this movie are literal cabbages.
@McCammalot 2 жыл бұрын
It just occurred to me (ages since I've dealt with this in music class)-Carmen is actually in French and written by a French guy, but *about* Spaniards. Still probably not the best choice for Hunchback, though...
@flooftof 4 жыл бұрын
This movie is like a crazy fanfic. Quazi: *becomes handsome for some reason* Not Esmeralda: wow were getting married like right now!
@denises9120 4 жыл бұрын
Bootleg Esmeralda
@cintronproductions9430 4 жыл бұрын
@@denises9120 Bootleg Esmeralda that also kinda looks like Belle and Princess Daisy.
@MrsMer 4 жыл бұрын
I guess you can't drop a hot potato. Lol
@accountremoved3031 4 жыл бұрын
Can i say the n-word? *if there's an anti-furry*
@metanightmare4454 4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be the first time. Furry Noah's Ark has got to be somewhere in the darkest bowls of Deviant Art.
@nataliebatista06 4 жыл бұрын
Not-Gaston™: "Anything that breaks the law is against the law" *Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes*
@dane1317 4 жыл бұрын
Full of ecstasy and fire
@blameitonmillie5506 4 жыл бұрын
79% of stair accidents happen on the stairs
@cockroachteeth 4 жыл бұрын
Hmm yes the floor here seems to be made out of floor
@masterofmages729 4 жыл бұрын
Obviously you do not live in Africa, as far as we know 6 seconds pass for every minute! Teacher do not lie, right?
@Stonkzy 4 жыл бұрын
Every 24 hours, a day passes. Together, we can stop this.
@pacman2567 2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who is sad that we haven’t gotten another one of these?
@MuertaRara 2 жыл бұрын
same...
@Willotaku9000 2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for episode 2! Even though it's been a year and there's still no episode 2 I'm still looking forward to it!
@paxxisticks 4 жыл бұрын
“I think a fifth grader could write a better story.” *cries in elementary school composition notebooks*
@luckyfur 4 жыл бұрын
You know what, I’ll accept that challenge-
@rock1325 4 жыл бұрын
PaxFloof TRUE DOE-
@sogesunkun9671 4 жыл бұрын
Saberspark: Shoots himself and ends his misery Also Saberspark: Nearly forgot about his sponsor so resurrects outta the blue defying logic without an explanation how he did that. Just like a badly animated story
@caranostalgico9249 4 жыл бұрын
By the power of the editors. Obviously...
@galaxydoes8034 4 жыл бұрын
So by the power of himself then?
@alissaavery6957 4 жыл бұрын
Then cut back to him being dead again.
@jjj9640 4 жыл бұрын
1:18 aye WOHLLY MOCKA, PLEASE STOP, SSTTOOPP WITH THE FURRY STUFF! WE ONLY WATCH YOUR CHANNEL FOR FUNNY BAD MOVIE REVIEWS AND INSIGHTFUL NORMAL MOVIE REVIEWS. I didn't rewrite the nuttiest nutcracker because you reviewed school girl Chica. P.S.: WHY DO FURRYS EXIST!?!?!?!?!?!?! P.S.2.: 2:05 YES, HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! P.S.3.: 5:04 THERE IT IS, SASKOOACH. GET IT! P.S.4.: 25:17 Your gonna tell me Hell is cold? o.0
@x-blood93 4 жыл бұрын
@@jjj9640 to answer the question about why Furries exist: Because some people like different things, Because some people hate humans and because fuck it YOLO
@Marlyjade 3 жыл бұрын
I actually had a bit of golden films stuff as a kid. I had Aladin and Snow White. I remember that rollercoaster intro so vividly. I remember that they changed the weirdest of plot points. For example, snow white, instead of an old lady giving her an apple, it was a little girl selling combs. SHE USED AND WORE A MAGIC COMB
@ThemGayPigeon 2 жыл бұрын
I HATE the fact that this movie was among my childhood movies I've had, I CANNOT remember watching it but that cover will forever be engraved into my memory
@loneronin6813 4 жыл бұрын
No one rips off films like Gaston, Grows a pencil mustache like Gaston, Is Spanish and French like Gaston, Walks down the street playing Carmen like Gaston, No one drives Saberspark mad like Gaston!
@thamyris8953 4 жыл бұрын
Ronin 6 this is far too underrated
@loneronin6813 4 жыл бұрын
@@thamyris8953 Thanks :D I'm glad you got some enjoyment out of it :)
@o_o5210 4 жыл бұрын
Aww I love some comment wholesomeness 😊 ps. That comment was hilarious
@flintsonfire2133 4 жыл бұрын
Saberspark: “a cello with a cello stick” Me who is a cellist: dies inside
@sophiatalksmusic3588 4 жыл бұрын
I think that's supposed to be a viola, too.
@HelloWorld-du6qx 4 жыл бұрын
me who is also a cellist: 👊😔
@rubywest5166 4 жыл бұрын
Well, of course it’s a viola- it’s a knockoff violin for a knockoff movie!
@thecheeselord5943 4 жыл бұрын
As a viola player a part of me died
@srslydoatm9251 4 жыл бұрын
Why dos that sound oddly sexual?
@apiz-chan2550 3 жыл бұрын
"Who wants to watch zhu zhu pets:quest for zhu" "ME:
@stupidass69420 3 жыл бұрын
*ZHU ZHU PETS WAS LITERALLY METH FOR ME WHEN I WAS 6*
@ebag6838 4 жыл бұрын
I just realized, for the story they pretty much attempted to copy beauty and the beast but with the hunchback of notre dame. -Litterly copied the villain -Talking objects -Kiss that turns the ugly to handsome
@wilczus222 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, same with Melody, looks like they mashed Belle in her ball gown with Esmeralda. Why rip off one movie when You can rip off *two*.
@MrSmilingDeath 4 жыл бұрын
Are we just going to ignore the part where she makes her prison bars come to life for the music, thus turning the now open window into a possible route of escape from her cell yet decides to stand around and sing anyway?
@cintronproductions9430 4 жыл бұрын
These characters lack brain cells, it seems.
@wyattewalker217 4 жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone would point this out 😂
@awebtoonreader4979 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@tank382 4 жыл бұрын
Lets not forget before the bars start dancing they are still there
@puppies24ful 4 жыл бұрын
Tbf, she’s probably in a high tower, but like...she couldn’t create a rope or ladder or something?....
@ApexOceanPredator Жыл бұрын
Really wish he'd make another one of these
@pb9611 3 жыл бұрын
Ratatoing is incredible, Danny Gonzales commentated one it and I’d love to see your take!
@Quartzmonarch15 4 жыл бұрын
Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that “Melody” slapped the living tambourine with a face against her a** at 15:45?
@cementbox4430 4 жыл бұрын
Dark Side a tambourine got more ass then me.
@fruit.snakkx 4 жыл бұрын
ThiccDuck o o f
@elmundodecram3731 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh :v
@stupiddreamsyt2955 4 жыл бұрын
Dark Side fan service
@aldubm2234 4 жыл бұрын
Right! So weird. I was thinking that too. I even think the face was disturbed on the living thing
@jackshadowbrowse 4 жыл бұрын
It’s literally “we have Disney movies at home”
@sanzhilavanzanabila8852 4 жыл бұрын
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
@aaronlandry3934 4 жыл бұрын
sanzhilavanza nabila YES! YES! YES! YES!
@calebpribyl5152 4 жыл бұрын
@Aaron Landry Y E S!!!!
@My_little_kendall88 4 жыл бұрын
there are too many jojo references down there..
@Jacob-rf7ci 4 жыл бұрын
Disney movies at home:
@joshuagoforth1658 3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious 🤣 and I love how quasi turns into brunette generic prince Eric
@milimachathestrange 3 жыл бұрын
and then he never did a bargain binge again.
@emerymcevoy3997 4 жыл бұрын
At this point, I can't tell if Saber is a closeted furry, not a furry, ironically a closeted furry, post-ironically a closeted furry, or post-ironically a closeted not-furry. or post-post-ironically a closeted furry-maybe-not-probably. YOOOOO WAS THAT A FACE REVEAL NOT IN A FURSUIT
@hardcyd3r 4 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@officershepherdsa 4 жыл бұрын
I think he's coming to the realization that his subscribers are probably furries and just pandering to them.
@bogdansgaming8106 4 жыл бұрын
He's a brony
@blackraven8470 4 жыл бұрын
Ur profile picture actually Rick rolled me whyyyyy?
@tophunter4865 4 жыл бұрын
He's shockingly attractive
@JAMEArts 4 жыл бұрын
Actually it's even funnier when you notice they ripped off *"The Beauty and The Beast"* more than they did to *"Hunchback of Notre Dame"*. From the villain looking like Gaston, to the side characters being living objects, to the ending where the ugly character becomes handsome at the end and marries the main character. xD
@janmikhailgaid4562 4 жыл бұрын
Beauty and the Beast has inspired a lot of animated rip-offs.
@gracebarger2740 3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say the same thing the female and jean clause characters look like belle and Gaston and her accordion reminds me of cogsworth
@vanroyal244 3 жыл бұрын
They just wanted to cash in on Notre dame while giving us a beauty and the beast movie instead.
@kenthuang436 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, both movies take place in France.
@foxycinnamonkitten997 3 жыл бұрын
The character even kind of looks like Belle
@eyebrawlfan5201 2 жыл бұрын
We need more episodes of this
@hailbails7751 3 жыл бұрын
The Sanctuary part kills me everytime
@PsychoSavager289 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't know how the book actually ended, if I recall, it was pretty dark." You can say that. (SPOILERS BELOW) - - - - - - Esmeralda gets hanged. Quasimodo kills Frollo, then starves to death hugging Esmeralda's corpse.
@legguchan 4 жыл бұрын
I had to read the book for French classes like 3 years ago It still haunts me because of how dark it was
@thedreamgirl6068 4 жыл бұрын
U know... *F O R K I D S*
@robin0135 4 жыл бұрын
I still wonder what happened with Djali (the goat) he was the best character no one can change my mind. Also the poet (I forgot his name but the guy that marries Esmeralda) definitely was more interested in dating the goat instead of her.
@psychonaut1502 4 жыл бұрын
Then he and Esmeralda turn to dust when pulled apart years later.
@shadowsonicsilver6 4 жыл бұрын
Can we get this as a full blown movie with the Disney opening followed by a bunch of fuck you Disney shit?
@Toriyamaus 4 жыл бұрын
No one is talking about the total Uno Reverse card he pulled on us and essentially called us furries. God, I love this man.
@monkydance2880 4 жыл бұрын
Yea people are talking about that though
@PowerAnimationsPACStayAnimated 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a furry tho... OwO
@kadeza295 3 жыл бұрын
Ratatoing is a cinematic masterpiece, how dare you call it terrible.
@marithecookie6791 2 жыл бұрын
Hey ! Just for the info, "Carmen" is a French musical ! I really liked the video btw ! Edit : *Spoilers from the book !* If you wanted to know, the original book ends with the execution of Esmeralda, Quasi kills Frollo by pushing him off the roof and he dies of sadness on Esmeralda's body, so yes, pretty dark:/
@juliamccat8073 4 жыл бұрын
"who wants to watch zhu zhu pets: quest for zhu?" 9-year-old me: i do
@keepyourshoesathedoor 4 жыл бұрын
☺️ Awwww
@exist4046 3 жыл бұрын
Zhu Zhu Pets were a massive part of my life when I was like.... 5-9 years old or so. I would have loved to watch a movie about them
@fruitystarstar949 3 жыл бұрын
@@exist4046 i never saw the movie, but I loved Zhu Zhus as a kid. I had one of those tunnel things that I put my Zhu Zhu pets in. Which lead to me owning three guinea pigs (not all at once) which was super fun
@berketexx 3 жыл бұрын
i loved that movie when i was really little :)
@icantthinkofaname5853 3 жыл бұрын
i still wanna
@mattr9852 4 жыл бұрын
This movie reminds me of the whole reason I disliked the ending of Hotel Transylvania 2. We love you dispite the fact your are not a vampire and you can live with monsters like your human father. What's that? You actually are a vampire? Well OK then, kinda defeats the moral of the story, but whatever.
@AnomalyINC 4 жыл бұрын
I feel the same about a "Totally Spies" episode. Sam has found a grey hair, and during the episode she realises that it's okay to get grey hair, and that getting older is not something to be ashamed of. Then the episode ends with her finding out that her hair has just been splashed with paint, and she's very relieved. Everybody laughs, episode ends. I don't even remember the villain, I just remember that even as a kid, I was put off by the hypocrisy.
@vithepiltoverenforcer8778 4 жыл бұрын
Just waiting for your crossover intro wit Phelous. Kinda like the intro with JonTron and Nostalgia Critic.
@autobotrock4789 4 жыл бұрын
I hate it because the fight scene is so cringy. Gee, it sure sucks I'm a weak human child and this vampire is gonna kill me. Oh wait, vampire powers activated! I can now somehow beat the shit out of this grown ass vampire with some karate moves because friendship or something! It's like it was written by an actual kid.
@khalidahmed4038 4 жыл бұрын
and beauty and the beast
@cintronproductions9430 4 жыл бұрын
@@khalidahmed4038 In that movie's case, Beast was supposed to become a human because he was one originally, and if the curse wasn't broken, he'd be a mindless predatory animal forever. And also, imagine if Belle married him while in beast form, Disney would be accused of promoting bestiality.
@ultimatedragon356 3 жыл бұрын
wait a sec at 29:27 she can clearly remove the bars of the jailcell with her magic .... WHY DOESNT SHE JUST ESCAPE???
@billyloper4072 3 жыл бұрын
"new series"...never does it again
@Panthersclaw 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I know right?
@noahh6186 2 жыл бұрын
@@Panthersclaw It's probably a lack of views compared to other series. These videos take a while to make so most review channels have a TON of backlog, meaning they have to decide what to cut. As a result, I'm sure Saber and his team just decided that this series was something that could be included in What the Hell and draw in more views.
@HurricaneDDragon 4 жыл бұрын
Writer: “I know we want to get our Hunchback rip-off out before Disney’s version, but that means we can’t completely copy them!” Producer: “Eh, just fill in the script with some Beauty and the Beast.”
@hydro1355 4 жыл бұрын
We filled in the missing dino DNA with frog DNA...
@Larper64 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking this exactly. Jean Claude is basically Gaston in a mustache, Melody is Belle in a yellow dress, and there are talking sentient objects who follow the heroine around. It could only be more obvious if 3 of the objects were a candelabra, a clock, and a teapot.
@pauljones3017 4 жыл бұрын
@@Larper64 : Also, Quasimodo goes from a "beast" form (hunchback) to a handsome form and end up marrying the Other Female Main Character.
@Larper64 4 жыл бұрын
@@pauljones3017 Also Jean Claude has a small toadying lackey.
@kutami2951 4 жыл бұрын
I am extremely offended by the fact that you didn't point out how Quasi in this rip-off looks like a muscular Shaggy.
@Inuitman 4 жыл бұрын
shaggy?
@brandonjacques7624 4 жыл бұрын
Ultra instinct Shaggy.
@chubchub1307 4 жыл бұрын
You mean his cousin
@amandastarfan 4 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment but go off I guess
@errohaze2683 4 жыл бұрын
Haha I can definitely see that.
@TheHeavenlyBuddy 3 жыл бұрын
12:39 saberspark’s laugh is so cute 🥺
@IanFraser420 2 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that the first episode of the series is also the last.
@FreezepondMapping 4 жыл бұрын
"The Badly-Postured Handsome Man of Notre Dame"
@thezanynebula5873 4 жыл бұрын
"Why is the cover sticky"? You ZhuZhu furry man.
@adeer87 4 жыл бұрын
The Zany Nebula Your pfp makes the comment even better
@cyancat6299 4 жыл бұрын
I scrolled down to comment section just to see if someone commented on that. Found my answer.
@healerofthewaters6508 4 жыл бұрын
Apple juice spilled on it? It happens.
@Roeclean 4 жыл бұрын
@@healerofthewaters6508 it was actually in the trash
@Luna-dw2px 4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who watched and loved the Quest of ZhuZhu
@ericbeilmann3649 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the animated thumbnail only showed clips from the Disney version when you hovered over it. When I saw that and the title I could only wonder what you had against Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame.
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