In my language, we don't say "I love you" we say "AUGUATHWUEHHAHUSGDH CRIMUS" and I think that's beautiful

"ᴀ𝐮𝐞𝐝𝐡𝐚𝐮ᴇ𝐝𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐞𝐡ᴅ𝐮𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐮ᴀ𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐚𝐝𝐡ᴇ𝐞𝐮𝐚𝐡𝐝𝐚ᴜ𝐞𝐝𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐞ʜ𝐝𝐮𝐚𝐞𝐡𝐝ᴜ𝐚𝐞𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐮ᴇ𝐡𝐝𝐮𝐚𝐡𝐞ᴅ𝐮𝐚𝐞𝐡𝐝𝐮ᴀ𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐞𝐡ᴅ C R I S S M O S" - Top 10 most influential quotes in history

My future senior quote: Hruebdxyebhsyfjdhsusbdusnsk *Christmas* - The Grandma

I came up with a better plot in like five minutes. So you have the characters all live in the same neighborhood on 'Rhapsody Street', but the kids have like musical career dreams and call it Rap City Street. And the place could be like, between the suburbs and the rural neighborhoods, so you've got big fancy houses out in the country and then like, smaller houses kinda crammed in close to the city. So you have Nicole being this spoiled rich kid living in a country townhouse and then Ricky lives in like a little hastily built house or like a cheap apartment complex built nearby. So then you have Nicole being like Remy Buxaplenty, her parents replace interaction with her with gifts and she's become spoiled. She tends to be pushed into trying to make friends with the kids of other wealthy families, though she doesn't really like them. Of course, since she's expected to be a 'good girl', she doesn't have the guts to go up against her parents. Her only real friend is the Nerd Girl, who's like upper middle class and therefore Nicole's family considers her acceptable. Ricky is a poor kid from low-income housing who doesn't have much, but he loves music and enjoys singing, and someday hopes to get enough money to get proper singing lessons or something. Nicole is nice to him, so despite the fact that most people write her off as being just two faced or spoiled and bratty, he believes that there's much more to her. So when he gives her the bear she's touched by it and is flattered, but her fake friends and family refuse to let her keep it and insist on showering her with more expensive shit...stuff she never wanted or never had any interest in. Ricky, seeing that the bear wasn't kept, thinks he fucked up and becomes extremely upset. He doesn't sing much anymore because he's really hurt. Seeing that Ricky's lost his nerve to do his favorite thing, Nicole decides to rebel. This has gone too far. She tells off her family and runs off to get Nerd Girl and Ricky's friends to go get this bear back from the trash. They use all of their 'weird' talents and hobbies to get the bear back. Now, her parents slowly realize, seeing how unhappy Nicole has been and how happy she is with these other kids, that they've been wrong. They decide that they will make more of an effort to connect with the real her. While they're still working often, they decide to use their free time to do meaningful things with her, and begin to befriend the other parents to bring the community together. There we go.

"ohmf mhmhm seoho fwede eihe f̴̛̮͔̹̝̝̖̭̮͇̌ͅv̴̨̛̼͉̐̔͐͗̍̓́̀̀̇͝h̶̖͚̰̊̃̊͌͑̚s̵̳͖̟̙̙̪͆̓̐̋͜j̶̨̗̥͇̫̞͖̻̓̓̅͂̊̾̎̒͌͝͝͠ͅḓ̵̱͍̹̺̥̤̜̣͐͛́́̏̊f̵̡̢̻͈̬͎͚͚͇̝̰͔̜͑̾̿̾̏j̴̣̞̩̮̹̹̭͔͉̻̠̯̩͑̉̈́̋͑̉̕͠͠j̷̛̗͎̞̱̞͉̤̖̼̳̘̍͆̂̀̀̍̈́͘̚͜͝͝f̴̛̛̼͚̳͇̙͚̦̩̭́̽́̄̑̐̓͗̌̽f̴͙͍̣̳͔̗͚͓̭̜̱̀͌͂͒̐̃̇̈́͝d̷̨̢̟̺̠͍͉̙͖͊ͅͅ those KIDS nowa dayyssss" -Grandma

Fun fact: the voice actors actually had no idea what the animation looked like. They recorded their lines before the animation was even started. They were told it would be smooth animation, unaware of the horror their voices would be put to

This movie feels like something we were never supposed to find. Like someones school project that they found 20 years later in thier basement

Debra Wilson who voiced the grandma, confirmed in an interview with Polygon that the sound of her character was actually intentional. “They were like, ‘Great-grandma is disheveled; she can’t get her words together,’” says Wilson. “So that had to be in the script. That’s not audio. That’s me. I can tell the difference. That's me."

The grandma's back must be hurting from carrying the whole movie

“ESTRSDRJDJYSCBGRDB cHrIsTmAs!” Human language is fascinating!

Hold on a minute, that editing decision with the grandmother's voice is a legitimate stroke of comedic genius. Whoever did that knew exactly what they were doing

*This ride only stops in an emergency* *Crying is not an emergency*

I feel like Mark Hamill just does all these bad movies for the laughs. He’s already rich enough, he’s not doing it for the money, that’s for sure.

This movie makes Joshua and the Promise land look Oscar worthy.

Everybody gangsta until the grandma starts speaking in Minecraft enchantment table.

Me: Trying to learn English watching this movie The Grandma: hahajdbejeknd dndndndjd ejeneenej haha Christmas Me: 👁️👄👁️, better learn Chinese

“You might be smart with books, but you sure are stupid” sounds like a solid insult

I've never heard of this before... Anyone got bleach?

At first I was shocked that Nancy Cartwright helped produce this. But then I learned she's also into Scientology, so this isn't the craziest thing she's been involved in.

Fun fact: The lady that plays the grandma also plays Shelda in Bugsnax.

When a character with corrupted dialogue that sounds like total gibberish is the best part of your movie, you screwed up on a cosmic level.

This makes Baldi’s Basics look like a masterpiece.

So I read an article about this and the story boils down to: -boomer duo wants to open an animation studio to make Charlie Brown-like cartoons, one of them tries 3d choreographer, an ms paint style software for the most basic low poly animations for PowerPoint presentations. He convinces other one (the director) to make a full length movie with it. *Hires 3 animators, they realise how shit the program is for actual animation, unlike maya and lightwave they cannot even model stuff in there and it even lacks a rendering engine. *They commission the program developers for custom models, they look like shit and nothing like their concept art. *They are stuck with preset animation loops, no actual animation can be done and have a super tight deadline. *They try to explain it to the director, he ignores them and invests huge parts of the budget to marketing, the cast and even a sequel. They strike a deal with WB, hire an all star cast who do a pretty good job and commission some nice music tracks. *They try to show him how crap it looks, even one of the investors and animator telling the production team that this movie will be a trainwreck. The director fires him. *Two people are left struggling to meet the deadline on a shoestring budget, a shit program and try to save the movie with preset animation, photoshop and after effects. *The first time the director sees how the animation looks is in a house party with all his family gathered. The majority of them leave disgusted in the first ten minutes. The other guy stays in deep regret for pushing the film to be done in a crappy cgi program instead of following the director's original vision. Oh and the grandma's voice is not glitch audio. Debra Wilson was instructed to do the voice of an old lady who sometimes cannot get her words right. So she ended up impersonating Porky Pig.

It may be an awful movie, but the grandma is iconic

Ricky is literally the biggest simp of all time for giving Nicole the teddy bear his deceased mother had given him lmfaoo

The voice actor for the grandma sounds like she's being tickled while she's reading her lines. Or she's laughing at how bad the script is and cannot possibly hold it together.

I really think that the actors saw the footage and thought: “that must be the incomplete animations... like some storyboard animatic... the final product must be sooo good” There’s no other way anyone saw this and thought “oh this is the final product, a quality animation”

i think one of the strangest things about this movie is that, no, Grandma's voicelines _weren't_ corrupted or chopped up. the voice actor was actually told to sound disoriented and incoherent. it's in a Polygon article that's quite interesting and reveals a good chunk of the movie's development. that's why the "corruption" sounds clear.

Grandma: -Eldritch mumbling- “..Christmas!” This is my favourite part of the movie and I laugh my ass off each time I see it.

This would’ve been fucking wild airing on Adult Swim after midnight

I SAW this in 2002 on The WB. It FREAKED ME OUT! Once the grandma showed up, I took off screaming.

Saber: It’s almost 2021, what could go wrong. Me in America in 2021: A lot, actually.

Let’s be honest, Grandma was the best and only good character

When great grandma said a full sentence, I was like 😳

if a team genuinely reanimates this movie i hope they keep the “heehohehihuhouhoheehahohe , CRISmuzz”

"Cuddle up with someone in front of the fireplace" Me: -no fireplace -nobody to cuddle with at home

instead of Santa bringing coal, he ran out and gave everyone that movie.

When "Excellence" is misspelled on a school board in Comic Sans, I get scared.

When aliens discover this movie within the ruins of civilization, they'll assume we all spoke like the old lady. Worth it.

“Haoansbvalsjavkjchirtmos”- what my parents hear while I say that I want a Nintendo Switch for Christmas.

The singing on the “look at me” song wasn’t bad, it just had terrible lyrics and background music.

I heard that the grandma’s audio file got corrupted and that’s why she sounds so weird

well darn, paige went from voicing a girl who doesn't judge others based on appearances all the way to a bratty girl who doesn't care about gifts from nice boys.

Gotta love how he is forever a brony, as he put the Generosity, Love, and Kindness in the colors of Rarity, Chrysalis, and Fluttershy, yet he still denies he's a furry. Gotta love Saberspark. MLP is actually how I discovered him, then it was the furry stuff, which I love.

The grandmother just straight sounds and looks like beatboxing Morshu on hardcore drugs

"I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? No thank you." -the Joker, as voiced by Mark Hamill

I used to be a store manager for a phone company. The week before Christmas, I would put this on our demo tv and play it on a loop. My staff thought it was funny, if not a little bit creepy, but we got a LOT of funny looks from customers. It was a good time!

The Donkey Kong "didn't laugh" had me actually rolling on the floor... no seriously I spilt the cereal and the dogs went crazy it was a mess.

The grandma sounds like she’s speaking the language of the forgotten gods of the abyss

I'm still convinced the creators tried to spell "Rhapsody" and failed miserably.

For the scene where Nicole asks who gave them that candle she later says "Do you see anything else?". I believe she was implying that they were poor and had less material items than her. Her house probably had lots of furniture, decorations, all that stuff. While it was poorly executed i do believe she was implying that he was poor.

Wasn't there a scientology cult that Collin met Nancy in and that's how those connections formed?

"You may be smart with books, but you sure are stupit." -Ricky

"This video is brought to you by Babel." Duolingo: *Are you challenging me?*

Kid: “can we get Rudolph the movie.” Mom: “we have Rudolph at home” *Rudolph at home*

“You know what, Nicole? I never stopped believing in Santa.” - Grandma’s one fully coherent line

I find calling Mark Hamill "the voice of Star Wars" rather wholesome.

"Grandma of the shitty cgi movie, what is your wisdom?" *Demonic speak*

20:53 um you okay Grandma

I actually caught some of this during the original airing. By this point, I was pretty used to having my Saturday morning cartoon lineup interrupted by things like sports game, etc. So I got up early to watch me some Yugioh, and was super confused by what I found. It just looked like crap, but I would've been ticked off either way because my programs weren't airing. I checked the tv guide to see if my shows would air later, they did not, and so I shut it off and went back to bed. I basically never thought of it again, and never realized how infamous it would become.

why is nobody talking about how one of the characters literally looks like a roblox bacon hair

Ricky: That's why your _shoes_ ragged Nicole: That's yo mama ded Ricky: Nicole: Dead as hell, what shoes she had on? Ricky: Nicole: What shoes she had on her casket? Ricky: **Sobs**

1:23 There'll be no need for that life support because I am now deceased 🤣🤣💀

The CGI here is so bad it makes PS1 graphics look HD!

I’d love to see this movie reanimated. Unironically.

*The horrible animation with the excellent voice acting* makes me feel more nauseous watching this than drinking expired eggnog.

"2020's nearly over, what could go wrong?" Oh, how gullible and clueless we were...

Maybe grandma was saying “Oh I just love, love, love CHRISTMAS!!!” But in the language aoidjfjcksosh And the “Oh this dkwoidhfjcoejjwjciocpejekxkckkfodkd kids these days” Might just be “Oh just these ding dang darn crazy kids these days” in the same language

Given the visuals, this movie might as well be called, "Rapsittie Street Kids: Discover Windows '98."

Surprised you never tackled this movie sooner. Honestly the most interesting thing about this movie, other than the animation and the grandma that speaks like a robot, is the voice cast.

This theory for why the grandma's voice lines sound bad is probably the most realistic. If they had gotten corrupted, it would be kind of amazing to hear anything sound even vaguely human. It really does sound like they were chopped up

I feel so sorry for those talented VAs! Just proved talent doesn’t equal quality and how much someone can mooch their way into getting what they want without putting in the work! Also my friend shared this gem with me and I just saw your video and legit squealed when I saw this in my recommended

You can hear Paige O’Hara trying to be decent while she’s singing, but feeling totally ridiculous at the same time 😂

Spelling "excellence" wrong on the school sign would actually be kind of funny if any part of me believed they did it on purpose.

if rapsittie was well animated, it'd 100% be one of those christmas movies that you remember exist every couple of years and watch every day for the next two weeks

I swear I remember seeing a tweet by Mark Hamill claiming to have Zero recollection of recording this dialogue 🤣

Imagine if this aired evrey Christmas like a tradition like home alone and the rest of the traditional stories, even the nuttiest nutcracker

It just wouldn’t be Christmas without grandma having a stroke and trying to speak enchantment table at the same time....

"hey i have a few questions about the script, you want me to say *what* "

0:20 thanos beatbox vs this

Hey, what shy kid didn't want to impress the mean girl at school by giving them a gift they got from a dead family member?

Bruh. I love how Star Wars is played by Mark Hamill. It's really funny to watch him dress up in so many costumes for the film. Imagine having to play every single character. Takes dedication.

Sabrespark: I've seen the nuttiest Nutcracker... My brain: N U T

I really want to rewrite this story and just remake the whole thibg entirely. Nicole should've been the main character since most of the special is about her.

Moral of the story is "never have mark hamil in a Christmas special" for he was cursed at some point in his life to only end up in bad ones.

"ÆçûÉcÂœ Christmas" -Grandma casually having a stroke

I just realised Saber’s hat is a jpeg from club penguin. My day is made.

It always throws me for a loop when I remember that Great Grandma shares the same voice actress as Terra from The Owl House and Shelda from Bugsnax. She's definitely getting typecasted as old women. And I've also heard she was popular on MadTV, but I haven't seen it.

Grandma gets a stroke and the Christmas spirit gets her to say Christmas.

“What blood pact did these people make with the Devil” Scientology.

At least it wasn't mediocre. This movie will never be forgotten

The right voice actors in the wrong movie can make All the difference in the world

As a wise woman once said "Heoheohoeoheoheggdfdddd crismus"

He totally should’ve ended with “SHUT THAT DOOR!!”. Missed opportunity...

I honestly thought the sign said "Starving for excelence" Which summarizes the movie pretty well.

Hey Sabespark, it's been a year since you posted this. This was the first video of yours that got me interested in your content & reviews, as I learned of it when I saw your KZfaq community update saying you where going to review it. I was bizarre and amazing when I first saw that animated gif of Nicole. Merry Christmas and a happy new year.

The ending of this film was so touching. “SHUT THAT DOOR!"

It really pains me to hear Paige O’Hera sing such a terrible song. She’s so much better than that!

First, I would hide my face too if I were this Colin person. Second, I learned a lot from this movie. It doesn't matter how talented you are or how much work you put into something, as long as you know someone in the industry, you can be put on TV.

4:48 does that fox look familiar *breathes intensely* *_YOU CAN'T DENY WHO THAT IS_*