Don't get the damage-dealer blues, avoid spoilers below. 0:33 Title Card 0:37 It would be strange if Barbarians were immune to going *BeRsErK* 0:56 When will this mindless violence stop? 1:20 _Call Lightning: Save Like a Bob, Hit Like a Truck_ 1:55-2:57 (sad music) There was a time when *I* was your damage-dealer....but now it feels like the only thing I'm damaging....is our relationship 2:36 You're still plenty damaging....remember when you almost killed me today? And yesterday? 3:02 Never fear, the Actor is here! 3:09 _Alter Self_ 3:14-5:08 No, Ice Giant, *YOU* are my father. *NOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!* 5:09 *Poppy* 5:14 What every actor dreams of hearing 5:34 Dear Lord, did Greg pull this on Zariel, the Archduke of Avernus? 6:00-7:39 *Reckless BeRsErK Rage* 6:44 See? You're still the damage-dealer in our hearts (and bodies)! 7:32 Okay, that's enough support! Run away! HLHL HLHL HLHLHLHLHLHLHL! 7:44, 9:50 What about our lovely distractions? 8:04 So, about those heals...? 8:15 "Listen, Bodger, it's about time you died" 9:04 Bodger is down "Welcome to my world" 9:21 The greatest tool in an actor's belt is commitment 10:01 Good idea, but sadly no 10:23 What does the Warlock say? 10:28 Or.... *flips checker* 11:09 _Eldritch Blast_ sound effects courtesy of Rob 11:37 *Van Lier Dice Curse* 11:55-13:06 *The Kill: I Am the Eldritch Terror That Dives Into Your Wounds* 12:11, 12:44, 29:38 "I'm Batman" 13:10 _Bob's Bloodbath_ has official rules now 13:23 Time to collect the evidence 14:18 Roll for _Blink_ 14:23 Is my unconscious body still raging? 14:54, 19:00, 30:34 NPC D&D out of context 15:10 _Mass Healing Word_ 15:40 Our weekly reminder that Grinn's build gives Min-Max Munchkins an aneurysm 16:02 Okay, so when Bodger goes *BeRsErK,* we just have to kill him 16:22 Alternatively, you could _Calm Emotions_ me? Nah, we like killing you more 16:56 Why must children always put things in their mouth? 17:22 The Flavor Out of Space 17:32 SPACE 17:44, 22:32-23:14 *Red Flag* 17:53 Naked Hot Blood Spring Jacuzzi 18:17 *Loot Lust* 18:31 Bodger & Baradun roll for Investigation to loot the body 18:51 Things Rob never expected from Epic NPC Man 19:17 Greg's decapitating the head, Bodger wants just a big toe (anyone else feel like we've entered an alternate universe?) 19:56 *Lore: Frost Giants* 20:14 Crafting 20:28 _Minor Illusion Selfie_ 21:09 Follow my Illusiagram @BaradunHighSorcererLeithilSucks 21:54 Rob starts losing it 22:15 Grinn's got a hot date in a cold town 23:23 Magical Items vs Eternal Happiness (the timeless struggle of D&D players) 23:30 Inspiration for Grinn 24:09-24:22 Last call for disembodied demonic voices! 24:32 What have we learnt? 24:49-25:52 Bodger's Recap 25:53 This gag is dead when I say it's dead 26:14 Send you off a-head *ba-dum, tah!* 26:45 Big Brain Time 26:59 "Bob you genius" 27:15 When's my date again? 27:35-27:50 Quick check for Frost Giant blood (licks thumb, starts scrubbing) 27:53 A gentleman always pays for the date, which is good because she already owes us 100gp each 28:02-29:54 #ReleaseTheReceptionistCut 29:16 Telepathy Face 29:57 Gold, please? 31:01 Bodger has a gambling problem 31:24 *Who are you adventurers?* 32:05 Vote Master Padric! 32:11 Who? 32:23-32:48 The slow-motion trainwreck that is the "Master Padric Song" 32:49 "Chur"? 33:05 VOTE 33:25 You don't like my receptionist? I have another applicant, she's this Gargantuan Ancient White Dragon.... 33:37 Time for our subtle exit 33:50-34:14 *Consequences*

What’s her backstory? …She’s mute I sign to her …aaaalso she has no fingers I use telepathy …😭

“High tension mathematics”, “whistles a merry decapitated song”. Watch this whole series with subtitles. It’s amazing

Hey, let's not forget that Greg is the town executioner. This really isn't too out of character for him.

Rob: creates a mute character with no ability to communicate to avoid having a back story. Ben: TELEPATHY BITCH. now give us backstory. Loved the whole episode, definietly getting rewatched right away

"Who needs a cleric to remove curse or something like that when we can just kill Bodger and then heal him again and again?" This episode so far is one of the funniest.

Rob: "Greg what are you going to do?" Greg: "...Dad???!"

I love how Bob's offhand comment about being telepathic may have now made for some very baaaaaaaad consequences.

When they all sing at once, singing 5 different lyrics, that's just how they give 5 times the information about master Padtrick.

Yes! we got the backstory on the receptionist, the lore we always wanted! 🤣

Adam´s "That could be anyones big blue toe" cracked me up so much

BOB just using his telepathy trick willy-nilly, not considering that this would reveal he gaslight and robbed poor Pearl is just so funny. I love that them goofing around had consequences. Great DMning, Rob!

Every time they manage to leave Rob speechless or laughing too hard to continue...just wonderful.

Props to Rob, always. Such an amazing DM, I love seeing you always keeping track of everything no matter what. Even the little stuff the party doesn't bother to think of. Seeing the mayor start to piece the puzzle together at the end was just wonderful.

*Hill giant dies, everyone takes stuff* Greg, being freaked out *Frost giant dies* Greg: I'm going to get his head! *Whistles happily* Greg, you have changed :D

think this might be the funniest episode yet! The character interactions are hilarious, and the boy's are getting so creative with their actions, the green screen scenes are so funny! And of course Lor's amazing subtitles just make it that much better!

literally the perfect episode! lots of combat, Greg being useless in battle, bob getting the final blow, bodger going berserk, then forcing rob to play an NPC with telepathy, another rendition of the master padric song, more permanent scarring of NPCs, and big cliffhanger. Holy crap all the things that make this series the best part of my week, this is amazing, keep it up guys!!!

This Recycling goliath was ahead of his time. No wonder Oil company got him killed tho

Adam: "It was a big metaphor for recycling, he was undead, he recycled himself into a frost giant." Rob: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rob you are amazing at herding these guys back toward the story. It's truly impressive! Best Dungeon Master!

Nothing bad happening to Bob in a encounter feels so unnatural.

Oh Greg, one day he has moral issues about the savagery of his companions, the other day he decorates poppy with a severd giant head. He is the real unstable psychopath of the group :D

21:00 - Bodger wants a big toe; Baradun wants a pho toe.

2:33 - Bodger needs to give himself an inspiring speech.

I don't know who does the subtitles, but whoever you are, you're genius! "High-tension mathematics" almost had me falling off my chair!

God! In order to avoid the recepcionist backstory Rob made her mute and fingerless, then Bob cheated with telepathy. Later, when Bob said "If I wasn't a telepathic we'd be screwed" and Rob used it against him, asking him if it was him right now AND ABOUT THE MASK SHOP. Huge plot twist. FUCKING BRILLIANT.

Just started watching. 'You damage us plenty.... damage our relationship with NPCs...' Lol

In tears from Ben's bat "squeak squeak" can we please not over look this

The dm being pestered for backstory got me in the heart.

Ok i'm gonna go on a limb here but i think that the voice coming out of the oil thing is actually late master Kelothac, Because of his meeting with Laethil in this specific glacier and the fact that he keeps telling Bob "BETRAYAL" and at the end "Please", so i think he is talkiing about laethils betrayal and begging them to help him get his revenge maybe ? Well anyway we'll see if i'm right when everythings unveil i guess ! Great episode 👍

The worst part of this series is that I have to wait for another week to know what happens next. It's super addictive and I love it!

This was one of the funnier episodes in a while. Rob actually having to think about math, and trying his damndest to keep it together while the guys do batshit crazy things (per usual). Figuring out you can just kill Bodger when he gets to be to much. Baradun barely beeing there for the entire fight even though he only managed to blink once. Realizing that even though Bob sucks most of the time - he always gets the killing blow. Greg doing theater without thinking about the consequences and finally Grinn opening them all up to persecution for thieving and scaring the poor townsfolk after Bob keeps using his telepathy willy nilly (even though he technically was the mvp of the fight). Glorious!

That beard Alan's wearing, my lord the budget for this series is massive!

Okay, you know, now I feel like this voice Bob's been hearing all the time belongs to the last high mage (the one, who was in charge before Baradun). He tried to kill Yarris because of the ~BETRAYAL~, maybe using this giant and those miners, and now he wants to kill Laethel because of the same reason. He's not as powerful as other patrons, so he can't just send his demands straightly. That's why Bob's been hearing so few words. Can't wait to hear all the Rob's story for this campaign.

How is it possible that the song got messier and messier the more the sing it lmao Also have to agree with Ben there, Gregg taking actor is one of the best thing. From a butterfly, to son(?) of a frost giant, I can't wait to see how Alan will utilize it next! :D

I oddly remember Rob mentioning the fact that because Bodgur was about to level up in his berserker was why he tied his ax with the loot. His exact words "Weird almost like I planned this out!"

Oh no! I hope they don't kill the mayor with the only witness is the mute secretary. What a nice cliff hanger tho.

😂 The barbarian that ONLY levels up his speachcraft and leadership skills has the blues that he is falling behind EVERYONEELSE in damage. 🙄 Wow, who could have seen THAT coming!

Just this morning Rob was talking on stream about how to deal with a player who always wants to be number 1 damage dealer. Wonder if he was speaking from experience?

I was crying & laughing so hard when Grinn stated: "What possible evidence is there that we were at the mask shop" I literally almost fell out of my chair!!

When Rob said "please don't hurt me", my mind jumped to "I have a wife and child at home (inserts cry.wave)"

"Frosty Laughter." I love the subtitles. Best part about these videos.

"What would be teh evidence of us being in a mask shop?!" Said the masked Grin.... Oh boy, this is gonna hurt :D

I'm a simple man. I see a VLDL video, I load it straight away and whack the thumbs up. It helps that I fucking LOVE this series and it's SO much fun!! Exploding Bob, Actor Gregg with poppy, Bodger and the tongue lashing madness, Baradun's journey of discovery and helplessness and Grinn who better get that fucking date or we riot!

Oh no Bob has well and truly ruined grinns chances of that date.

I've been waiting all week for this episode. I binged all the VLDL D&D content over the last three weeks and am absolutely hooked.

Oh no da team fucked up 😂😂 well picked master DM on that little slip of the tongue at the end!!!

I LOVE THURSDAYS! This episode was hilarious! I never thought that a half hour show of grown men playing D&D would be the highlight of my week, but here we are! Keep it up!

28:16 Poor Rob XD Great acting Greg, cheers for new experiences Bodger. Great fight, would recommend. It's only... Baradun and Greg already scarred Grinn before, will Bob's actions now rob him of his chance of eternal happiness as well??

*giant "SON where have you been!!!!" Proceeds to give bear hug to adventurers

Wasn't long ago that Greg was squeamish, now he's there cutting off giant heads, how fast they grow up on you!!

One of the best episodes ever, what an extreme amount of ridiculous decisions

Most patient DM ever. I love this show. I just wish the episodes were longer.

B.O.B. who refused to give his backstory for the first five episodes or so, now interrogates NPC's for their backstory, nevermind if they're deaf, blind, mute or lack fingers - telepathy still works :-D :-D :-D

29:18 - The insistence of these NPCs to bond to the NIPCs (Non-Important Player Characters).

Greg just has the greatest fucking ideas :D "Dad?"

Once again Greg's acting saves the day!

Greg's Gambit had me in stitches. Not often I laugh out loud when I'm watching something on the computer by myself with headphones on (what would the neighbours think?), but that was a time for it.

Ben needs to do an outtro with his Telepathic voice telling people to Subscribe 😂

I love the sounds that come out of Ben when he's thinking lol

Dayum. Sad Bodger right off the back.

Alan and Rowan are at each other's throat all across the VLDL. But this channel showed me how they're Legolas and Gimli, I freaking love it. Grinn is shining star of this fellowship already. & Rob is freaking Gandalf! I love this series, love the characters & more importantly, love you weirdos.

Oh my fuckin god the ending. Funniest shit I've seen all day. Love it when these come out.

Weeee! Also, it seems cutting giant heads shares some similarities to cutting garlic. Greg is a pretty good farmer.

Greg whistling away as the subtitles say *whistling a merry decpitating tune*! LMFAO I am rolling!

I must say that between the "I am your son" and the "she is silent and without fingers to express herself and ****** HE IS TELEPATHE" this episode particularly made me laugh, thank you them guy x) (I also like how Rob let Boldger believe he had solved his berseker problem until the last moment xD)

this is the best series i have seen. I always find myself laughing at one point or another, such a great group.

For anyone wondering what the name of the "sad music" song is, it's Uninvited by Alfie-Jay Winters. They've also used it in Epic NPC Man, for the episodes Soulmate and Wood Cutter.

Bodger gave the opposite of an inspirational speech, the whole party should have lost 6 points of health until their next rest :D

"SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THE MASK SHOP IS UNATTENDED...?"

Waiting for this all week! 😁

Wow Bob's spells are actually really nice ... only took a year to find out what they were

11:09 I like how Bob doesn't know how to attack. He never gets to.

"Oh Grinn, oh Grinn, you're the best character in this whole franchise" at 1:48 hasn't seen anywhere as much love as it should...

I'm pretty sure Bob "accidentally" slipped up with the fact that he was telepathic. Very funny.

19:26 - Bodger preparing to make the biggest Yukon cocktail in history.

I am not sure how my closed captioning got turned on, but I am glad it was. Otherwise I would have missed out on such gems as: *High tension mathematics* *Whistling a merry decapitating tune* and *Doomed laughter*

31:45 - The B-G's. (Bob, Baradun, Boger, Grinn and Greg)

A gang of adventurers which only consists of pain, sadness, and humor

This campaign has been an emotional rollercoaster!!!! 😅🥲😢😭

Best ending for an episode ever, epic LOL 😆

First you left Mum. Then you killed my friends. Acting like that is a victory in any language. Plus the thinking symbol on captions. Well worth the cost of entry. Got to fell for Rob with the npc. Player's just being pain's in the backside.

Can't wait to binge-watch the whole series on a Saturday night, literal gold.

Rob you need to start stating that your characters wear tin foil hats to deter Telethpy

Hamish's green screen moments are such a highlight of this series.

I hope that in what comes next Rob got his revenge for the mask shop robbery and mute receptionist who had to telepathically explain her backstory 😄

It's a new week with a new episode... Now to wait another week. Sad...

Greg deciding to use his actor to pretending to the giants child is just perfect D&D creativity! I love seeing people use their abilities in such creative ways!

Kudos to the boys and Rob keeping me in stitches every week. Viva la dirt league... you guys are one of two things i watch faithfully off you tube.

Im always in for the sentimental music!

Fantastic content, this episode had me constantly rewinding cause I kept missing stuff laughing. Please never stop making these. I've never even played D&D in my life.

Greg has no problem taking heads. Remember he is also the town executioner and does his job with a smile on his face.

7:23 I like how the axe goes invisible from reflecting the green screen into the camera, I frickin love this series guys keep it up!!!

Best bit of my Thursday mornings is when the new episode is released :) Loving this series

”Dad? Dad! Oh no! Ok, let's get the head.”

Ben saying weeeeee! on the green screen was way funnier than it had a right to be!

This is the best D&D Campaign on KZfaq.

32:54 "It's a 'good', from where he comes from", said about the man, who's native to the place you are now. :D

They had a really good opportunity to huck the cursed axe in the river or something while Bodger was down.

Hero party name - Honeywoods home association