That is from boondocks scades

New favorite line

@Only Death I know how military humor is, I’m current army active duty

@Only Death it’s mostly people who stay in or make it past the year mark but yeah we all have a very f-Ed up sense of humor

@@SockWizard his favorite movie

420 likes, as it always should be

no matter how many times i laugh at this, i still dont get the context becouse my names not Heinkel

Phrasing?

I'm going to write his quotes down. They honestly hit on a different level.

I'm still didn't understand why Maxwell younger than that crazy guy.

"I'm not sorry for what I did but I am sorry that I had to do it"

Exactly

Yes

He is just that badass

Yes, your point being?

"5:21"

LMAO is it racist if it sounds better in Arabic That had me wheeezing

It took me a moment to get the joke and then I was like OOOOH

He actually says "ninja Catholic suicide bombers". Because you do know they're Naruto running, right?

It sounds better as catholic suicide bomber lol

Saying TFS team is as redundant as saying ATM machine.

It just sounds sooooo much like team rockets catchphrase

"Anderson! It's only been a few days, but it's felt like years. And you... I want to say... Logan? Anderson what's this guys name." "Hmghm." "Oh better watch out for *hgmgh*."

@@lokithesnake6266 “ALUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!”

Honestly, that's easily her best line in the Abridged series.

*Womaan*

Didn’t think he was actually facing em

Anderson went: "how I'm supposed to get hard with this mood?!"

It even makes more sense in the following scenes when he's talking with Satan that Alucard became this Monster not out of seeking power for powers' sake; but in an attempt to save his people that were being slaughtered by the Turks due to God having turned his back to the Wallachians' plight. Following this and seeing how other Vampires of lesser means and virtues were abusing their powers for selfish and destructive ends; Alucard decided to destroy them all and ensure that no other Vampire would ever rise to his level of power: at least not until he was ABSOLUTELY sure that humanity would be able to truly stand against the Nightwalkers on their own. And the only way that could happen, would be to have a Human of great natural power and conviction be able to kill Alucard at his fullest strength: and the only ones that came close to that goal were Van Hellsing and Alexander Anderson. Van Hellsing and the Hellsing Organization would come close to wiping out all Vampires thanks to their resources and their skills, but it wasn't enough to satisfy Alucard in the slightest. Alexander Anderson was the next option following the death of Van Hellsing; but when Father Anderson pulled out St. Helena's Nail to stab himself through the heart with it to gain power over Alucard; that was when he felt absolutely betrayed that Anderson would force himself to go that low to try and defeat Alucard. Alucard simply wants to die knowing that Humanity will never again suffer from monsters like Vampires ever again.

Teah alucards hatred passed through

@@0hvist I believe the quote they used in the actual show was "A monster cannot kill another monster, only a human can." Alucard *wants* Alexander to be strong enough to kill him on his own, he could have actually accepted death if it came at Alexanders hands. But thats not what happened. Alexander turned himself into a monster to kill a monster. And thats why Alucard is so heartbroken.

@@seasnaill2589 More like an abomination rather than a monster. We can only speculate what would happen if Alexander manage to kill alucard with the nail in his heart. Many says he would rage against the world a massive war.

​@@seasnaill2589I think the quote was from the major "How fitting I took a man with the trappings of a monster to kill a monster with the trappings of a man"

"Hmmmmmm." "Oh, better watch out for HMmMmMmM!"

Ur not the only 1

5:18

Tfs is some high level shit

Genesis 9 6 right? Also they say Boondock Saints suck. But I digress Integra: Write a formal protest... Nail it to their door... Like a Protestant!

What makes that line even better is that is actually both a verse and from the movie.

@@berserker4861 what makes it better than that is Anderson sells it. Like him saying it before he dies really hits ya good

It's also my favourite line it is genesis 9:6

But if you never cry for the stupid you shall never cry

Which hits because, if I recall right, those 2 never meet in the actual show.

timestamp?

The US? Nah the US brings the Marine Corps

How is the captain the wolf man btw

​@@rookhousestudios1666turns into a wolf during his fight

The monster of the US would be the creature of the black lagoon

Okay, im off to become a mummy for merica

I think he would have killed Alucard after using the nail on himself if Seras hadn't intervened.

@@superdogsam6230 It’s quite possible. Though Alucard himself didn’t want Anderson to go through with it- in the manga and original ova, he pleaded desperately for Anderson not to “become a monster like me.” Anderson, unfortunately, chose to disregard Alucard’s supplication, as he wanted to become a “monster of god.” Sadly for everyone involved, we saw how that turned out, and it’s a brilliant, tragic moment that humanizes both men.

@@superdogsam6230 Yeah Alucard would have probably died, but he can't let himself be defeated by a monster. Cause then there would be another monster left to terrorize humanity, it has to be a human. That way Alucard can die knowing a human is left to fight the monsters, in a sense to carry on what Alucard is doing, even though his servitude to the Hellsing family is voluntary. Alucard was the Vampire that got tamed, something unlikely to occur with another Vampire outside Seras. So it has to be a human, cause if they can defeat Alucard they could defeat any Vampire.

Saddest part hell yes and it was great :,)

And we all agree FUCK WALTER

In the feels he was the joker of Alucards Batman

@@hanzogang798 I always felt he was the Batman to Alucard's Joker

How was the original? Some kind of eldritch shit like "Oh Jesus was a aliend and if I inject his blood on me by stabbing me in the heart I will have superpowers and not just fcking die" ? If it was something like that I swear.

@@saulesalejos4483 Basically it was a nail that, because it was covered in the blood of Christ, when Alexander pierced his heart it turned him into a monster of god

@@saulesalejos4483 nah, it was more of that Anderson just become completely silent and only removing it did he die as his usual self. Basically TFS took a creative liberty so cool that I wish it were canon.

Adding the Prayer of Absolution as he transformed into a monster of God was a touch so damned inspired I wish it were in the original.

Well that's why he performed his last rights before trying to kill him

Probably why he brought the nail

Well… it’s technically more like they have the authority to ‘speak on behalf of God’. They can’t actually forgive them themselves, hence why Anderson took ‘forgiving Alucard in the “name of God”’ to it’s literal extreme

for coins right

Lmao

"That's the ONLY time you get to call me any kinda cunt!"

Alucard in the background "She is sassy as fuck oh I think I'm going to like her"

Maybe they try to make a pun, if ya know what i mean.

God is great "allahu akbar"

Sad bit is I was thinking the same thing

Iscariot is fighting monster branch of catholic church It's very clear how pointless guns are for them already, if they ask, you give

@@0Arcoverde Still doesn't explain how actually have the actual Body of Christ. Like dude, remember, on the third day, Jesus's body was gone, and Jesus appeared to His disciples. Then, He rose to Heaven. There's no way the Iscariots have the actual Body of Christ. If they did, that only meant they killed Jesus Himself. So much for worshipping God.

@@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 debatable, ad many schollars like to believe he intended to die for our sins, agreeing with judas to be betrayed and with the crowd to save Barrabás But also, in the animation, it's clearly a piece of wood, a nail probably If the cross represents jesus, any part of it is also the body of jesus

@@0Arcoverde technically bread is also Jesus’ body let him fight alucard with a baguette

Who says they have his body? Anderson had a NAIL from the cross. Yes blood on it. But not the body

Y'all know you're Naruto running right?

@@cunningsmile4166 and its legit. I also realize what "The Game" that winkle referenced was. Tfs really wanted to piss of older audiences with that line XD

@@TheBonesMalone I-I still don't get "The Game". Can you help me out there?

@@PikaBlue742 Basically before our phones were a thing people played something called "The Game" basically, once you hear someone talk of "the game", which is always them announcing that they've lost, you then end up playing it. The whole premis is to hear it once, and forget about it, if you end up remembering it, you need to shout "I lost The Game" The only way to win is to die, as you won't remember the game after death. Probably.

@@TheBonesMalone ...That's....... Wow...

He probably will do that just to get back at alucard

Wouldn't have been the time for that... Unless he was just about to perish (before Walter stomps on him) and explaining how he faced his demons took more time to explain than he had left.

Care to correct yourself?

@@cunningsmile4166 about?

@@cunningsmile4166 ooo nvm j get it i rewatched it and it made sense smh lmao

@@changedmynamecauseofyt652 bayonets for days

Alucard is a great commentator.

Probably not

Assuming Seras "works" the same way Alucard does... she has only two lives. Anderson would slaughter her.

@@HubiKoshi fair point

So each major factions (Hellsing, Iscariots, and the Nazis) have a heavy hitter and a "sidekick" of sorts. Alucard, Alexander, and The Captain (werewolf) are the heavy hitters while Seras, Heinkel and Schrodinger are the sidekicks per se

@@icicle_ai To be fair I think Zorrin qualifies as the sidekick, Shrodinger has zero combat ability as far as we know.

Yep he's definitely not he's Scottish it's an American trying to do a near impossible accent to actually master

Not very fun when you can instantly just kill anybody without any injuries inflicted upon you whatsoever

"BECAUSE IT'S FUCKIN' FUN", to quote the eponymous man of this video himself

That’s basically asking why the doom slayer uses guns

@@madtwist2364 another valid answer: “because fuck you that’s why”

To quote Anderson, "'CAUSE ITS FUCKIN FUUUN!"

Then rejected that went to he'll to continue fighting as that's his heaven

CONTEXT HEINKL

If there are vampires, there's probably a God

@@hoerthproductions2521 I was kind of talking about real life as well, the gods that came before christianity are considered mythology or false gods, what makes christianity's god any realer than those gods? And "beware false prophets", what makes a phrophet real?

@@lilstubbs9553 "I smell hyprocricy in here, Oh if it isnt the catholic church!"

@@lilstubbs9553 We as Christians believe that our God is the only God, because our holy book (The Bible) says so. As for false prophets : God warns us that when the time for Jesus' second coming is near there will be people who '' pretend '' to be the Messiah and Saviour. They will try to lead humanity astray to be worshipped as gods.

@@lilstubbs9553 What makes the christian god real is that unlike the other religions christianity adapted to the times, made edits to fit the current society and incorporated other myths to make it easier for non-belivers to join in and not change their core values And when they amassed enough firepower they forced into everybody else, who didn't belive by faith would belive by fear. So, in the core, the christian god is as real as the gods indians worship on their mud huts, they just had better propaganda.