“God’s Assassin!” “Saint Guillotine!” “The Angel’s Dust!” “Judas Priest!”

Anderson: What the hell do ya want ya crazy protestant bastard? Integra: I'm a woman Anderson: Call yerself whatever ya want ya crazy protestant bastard.

Anderson just made being Christian so bad ass.

"Because it's fucking fun!" A man who takes his job seriously.

"Who are we?" "A NECESSARY EVIL" "Why are we Necessary?" "TO PURGE THE WORLD OF EVIL WORSE THEN MAN" "And why are we gods chosen? Ordained to undertake this unholy Task?" "BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL" Honestly one of the best speeches I've heard

"Best of Alexander Anderson" Isn't this just every scene Alexander is in? XD

Things will never be the same without this catholic sociopath

RIP Anderson. You magnificent badass priest.

What Anderson was saying from 1:23 "Its a shamful thing for ye lost your head, A careless vampire who wound up dead,you wear your sins like its some kind of prize,too many lies,too many lies" actually refers to the WWE Wrestler Sheamus. Anderson was qouting a lyric but altered it Actual: "Its a shameful thing, you've lost your head,a careless who can wind up dead, You were your sins like its some kind of pride,too many lies,too many lies" Seems Anderson watches WWE and makes everything Christian-like.

"How in the blood soaked prostetant hell did you do that?" "Fuck you that's how" spite is a very powerful motivator

6:20 Integra is such a beast of a woman that she almost made Anderson forget about his celibacy vow 😂😂😂😂

7:05 "Yumi! Say something in moon-speak!" "Hai" "HAHA" easily one of my favourite quotes of his i love how he's just really happy to have companions of his own

He works for the Vatican and he can't find an Italian? Step it up Anderson.

This guy needs to be the new pope.

So what can I do for you father O'Malley O'Connor' o'carrol O'Reilly o' Brien O'Sullivan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3:49 I like how it’s cannon that Anderson’s shadow has holes for his glasses.

6:05 - 6:31 is just pure Alexander gold

I don't know much about Hellsing, but this is fucking hysterical.

I can't tell if the accent is Scottish, Irish, or Welsh, goddamit

I feel like Anderson got the shit end of the stick out of all the characters. I wish they would do like a mini series about him. You know like an origin story that leads up to him becoming the paladin of the vatican. Not big on Christianity but definitely interested in this Christian.

"Oh you know, I'm just out and about with my posy."

dude we just finished and we need 5 minutes to recharge... -gets stabbed- NEVERMIND WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS XD

so is it "So what can I do for you Father o' Melly o' Connor o' Kerro o' Riley o' Brian o' Sullivan, who is also Italian"?

Anderson: You know what? F**ck it, KNIFE!! Alucard: Knife?? "Anderson the Stabs Alucard really fast"

That final scene is not only more understandable than the original, but also far more badass than the original

Jesus "no wonder alucard wants to plow that virgin soil I'm thinking about planting some flowers myself" 😂 that shit was top teir but even when the Japanese girl just said hi 😂

Rest in pieces. You absolute legend. He did the thanos fade before it was cool

The only one that Alucard and and Integra honored after defeating. Even Alucard tried to stop him from using the holy relic since Alucard knew the feeling of desperation and did not want his nemesis to follow the same path.

6:48 "Well that got me thinking" bit makes me laugh so hard each time, at his facial expression

Every line that comes out of this guy is priceless and hilarious.

7:15 That Nazi soldier has some serious balls. I would not be able to say that. He may have gone down, but he went down like a badass.

Anderson is the absolute best.

That last “Amen” at 8:11 can get me into church ANYTIME!!!😬 :triggered:

I love Anderson in the abridged and anime hes just badass and funny as shit

6:54 - 7:16 is such a compounding interest of references across the board, ranging from history to anime, not only can I not breath, I had to watch it multiple times to catch them all!

I love how any time Alexander and Alucard fight they are just so casual about wanting to kill eachother like it's some kind of game lol

I love this guy. Seriously, Hellsing Abridged had so many lovable crazy bastards.

5:39-6:32 Alexander Anderson was basically the viewers’ voice about Integra.😏👌

3:10 When you realize they’re laughing like Beavus and Butthead

3:21 is my favorite scene in the whole show. Their menacing shadows just kill me every time.

Every scene with alexander is just perfection I love him

I just realized something. Cell, Majin Buu, Alucard, and Orochimaru have something in common. All of them absorb people.

They say if you enjoy what you do, you never work a day in your life. I think Anderson figured that out quite early.

If Inyone does not love tha lood... Jezus Cries. Let them be accused O Lood come Ayyymen.

"BY JOB, YOU FUCKING HITTER OF A WOMAN! SURROUNDED BY FIFTY VAMPIRE NAZIS ARMED LITERALLY TO THE TEETH AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING CAR, PULL OUT YOUR SWORD, CUT OFF ONE OF THEIR HEADS AND YELL: COME AT ME, YOU KRAUT SHITS!"

Serve the lord with fear and rejoice with trembling

The music that plays when he arrives is beyond appropriate

The song is "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" by Dropkick Murphys.

Yumie!! Say somethin in Moonspeak!!!

My two favorite characters Anderson and Alucard

2:30 alucards badass level exceeding all scales

Maxwell: "ANDERSON!!!" Also Maxwell: oh shit I called for Anderson

Integra : that girl belongs to me . Anderson : well aren't we the naughty one ?

2:42-2-45 the the best lines ever

1:19 I burst out laughing at this scene, even more so now that I've seen the English(Canada) subtitles

6:07 - 6:30 Honestly one of the greatest moments of the entire parody.

anderson is definetly the second most badass christian i know... its doomslayer(obviously)

The axis of rightousness line kills me every time

the use of the shipping up to boston intro by dropkick murphy's by team fourstar is just fucking immaculate

Second verse same as the first, now put me in plane so I can put'em in a Hearse"

I swear, Alexander Anderson is just having way too much fun. Add the FourStar Parody, and I'm laughing my head off, just about every time he speaks.

5:39 to 6:04 is my favorite.

"catholic sociopath; WHOOPS tautology"

7:41 "WHO ARE WE!?"

"Ya Crazy Protestant bastard" I can't get that out of my head 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I cannot explain why I'm enjoying this so much it's like my mind has been captured by this man and is now his toy. someone explain to me what the hell is going on why am I enjoying this crazy nonsense so much and why the hell do I feel like I want to get in on the fun? Somebody talk to me what is happening?!!!!!?!

I love that Alucard and Anderson both wondered about leprechauns and whether they'd spill out Lucky Charms upon being killed. It's really no wonder they developed a true respect for each other, at least in the "you are my most worthy opponent" way. Even the way they say goodbye to each other with insults shows that they could have been great friends if they weren't so dead-set on murdering each other.

Lol I love how Anderson admired Integra’s guts

When Alexander Anderson died, god didn't let him enter Heaven for being a monster. So instead he was sent down to Hell in a suit of armor and a super shotgun as Doom Slayer and he slayed happy ever after.

ANDERSOOOOOON!!!!!!

I just got the joke at 6:54 being that Anderson has a German and Japanese subordinate and says he needs an Italian since those were the major Allie’s of the axis in world war 2 and of course there fighting Nazis so it’s pretty topical

420yoloswagjesus 😂😂😂

I think I like the Irish voice better over the Scottish one in the Dub.

7:43 is my favorite part

I like how Heinkel is backing the moon but her glasses manages to catch the moonlight

I think Integra refusing to run from a bunch of Nazi vampires and killing one of them turned Anderson on.

Alright, for real, can we get this voice actor an Oscar please?

5:00 - 5:20 this conversation is so well written

6:08 for the “In Love With Your Carnage” speech

I’ve only seen over 7 min of this and by GOD I love this show!

this is just awesome

Anderson really should have released a rap cd.

Pop pop watchin heathens drop

Yo, this parody is *LEGENDARY*

Nigh perfect scene. Only thing I’d change is Anderson saying “Out for a walk with my posse.”

I LOVE THE END SPEECH AND I NEED MORE

Ben really killed it as Anderson!

"Come at me, ya Kraut shits!!!"

"Well u know what time it is"

Nothing will every top "Second verse same as the first, now put me in a plane so I can put them in a hearse."

I like how they kept in all the nicknames for him during the London part

I’m embarrassed to say how many times I’ve watched this.

Put me in a plane so I can put them and them in hearse

my fave character of this series lol!!

I'm not sure what this anime is, but I'm putting it on my watchlist

I was playing these clips in the middle of Vatican square itself

7:58 appenrently anderson joint the fairy tail guid

That scream @ 4:30 had me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ahh material for my Cleric I will play in DnD.

"Ah so its a crusade!"