Sal Governale Demands “Traction” From Fellow Staffer Jason Kaplan (2007)

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4 жыл бұрын

“I’d like Jason to put a ‘traction’ in,” Sal Governale demanded of his Stern Show co-worker Jason Kaplan.
“You want to have ‘traction?’” Howard asked him while trying not to laugh.
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@bababue33 4 жыл бұрын

Sal is the gift that keeps giving

@ZITRO2NICE 4 жыл бұрын

bababue33 just like herpes

@peartfaldo 4 жыл бұрын

hes a cutie too;-)

@jgfunk 4 жыл бұрын

4:41 "Traction all you want, I don't give a shit". One of the funniest lines on Stern ever.

@ALWTunes 4 жыл бұрын

Hands down, this is one of the greatest Sal moments. I don’t know that he understands, even now, what was so funny about it.

@meronamanuel802 4 жыл бұрын

Tim told him right after in the hallway.

@mysteryorc 4 жыл бұрын

“Traction all you want, I don’t give a shit” 😂😂😂

@Bryan_witha_Y 4 жыл бұрын

Artie's laugh made this moment perfetto 😄

@zachbenson5653 4 жыл бұрын

This is one of the greatest bits during this era: Howard, Robin, Fred, Artie, Richard, and of course Sal! If there was a top 100 moments in Stern history this should make the cut. This bit illustrates the brilliance of the show and the entire cast. It’s not the over-the-top antics the show is famous for. Instead Sal has yet another classic misunderstanding of the English language, leaving an opportunity for Howard to immediately pounce! The rest of the gang jumps right on board and away we go for 7 minutes of radio that is SO funny you’d swear it was scripted! Bravo!

@miss.understood9817 4 жыл бұрын

Howard being able to keep a straight face is brilliant and to not laugh even a little, even Robin cant hold it together, lmao

@dalisman 4 жыл бұрын

Yes you’re right that it was great....when he was able to. Plenty of moments that didn’t make this particular edit where he did break a bit 😆

@Wogsta100 4 жыл бұрын

Sals impression on Howard was spot on 😂😂

@jerrodp9867 4 жыл бұрын

Artie's laugh was hilarious. Stay sober Artie !

@jeff7764 4 жыл бұрын

Jerrod P they edited most of Artie out of this though- the fucking scumbags

@kiakingofcars 4 жыл бұрын

Didnt he die?

@NumberOneGar 4 жыл бұрын

Keep dreaming!

@nickwilliams3050 4 жыл бұрын

lisa laughing behind him was so damn funny

@tkondaks 4 жыл бұрын

"Traction" is right up there with "Zero Point Zero" and "Spell Red."

@hollystiener16 4 жыл бұрын

Zero. point. zero. is awfully good too!

@KillerFix24 4 жыл бұрын

Tony Kondaks the “Battle of Wits” with Beetlejuice and Gary the Retard was one of the best bits ever.

@georgepaez4377 4 жыл бұрын

Tony Kondaks gosh I wish they would post the zero point zero.

@JaredConnell 4 жыл бұрын

Mack hine

@barrymccockner6450 4 жыл бұрын

L, E,S,T,R. Red

@cuntymctwatburger1741 4 жыл бұрын

Damn, they cut Artie out of all of these old clips

@A-Wall 4 жыл бұрын

When he looks over at Artie thinking he's laughing in agreement lol

@daniellewis4640 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe one of the best Stern moments ever

@ajdavis98775 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Howard had to ask Richard do he understand the joke when clearly he was on point with it from the start.

@gakabler 4 жыл бұрын

I love this and remember it from when it happened. Sal still has no idea that the words "traction" and "retraction" are two different things!

@INdifrnve 4 жыл бұрын

“A dash traction!” Wtf does that even mean Bahahahaha

@davidgeorge000 4 жыл бұрын

A. A-traction. That's sal over stressing his brain trying to spell traction and sounding it out. Course I could be wrong. Sal's psychiatrist would have Sal committed within the first 5 min.

@danromero 4 жыл бұрын

It sucks that the visual of Artie got edited out of this so heavily, but it’s still an all-time classic.

@SignorNessuno65 4 жыл бұрын

Love Artie laughing!

@Rschr101 4 жыл бұрын

Shame they cut out his lines and only showed a small clip of him. Kept cutting to the same shot of Fred while it was clearly Artie laughing hysterically. Ruined the bit

@viclagina347 4 жыл бұрын

Miss him so much love Artie

@CooterCoy 4 жыл бұрын

That's all you will get. Artie has been nicely edited out of this clip.

@akw8372 4 жыл бұрын

This is a masterpiece.

@populousmass 3 жыл бұрын

"Richard, you understand why this is funny of course right?" Richard: Yeah (looks around nervously)

@chitchat2752 4 жыл бұрын

He said that wrong twice haha “A period trac, a dash traction” haha Hey Sal its A space traction haha

@NFresco5 4 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure you get the joke either.

@LiquidDietPepsi 4 жыл бұрын

CHIT CHAT its a retraction

@Arizzonagreentea 4 жыл бұрын

lmaooo this is a classic

@scotlee1019 4 жыл бұрын

A traction 😂

@mattbernabe 4 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite parts of this segment is Artie asking Richard if knows why this is funny. Assuming that he's a fucking idiot. Meanwhile, Sal is the one asking for "Traction."

@peterwieser4631 4 жыл бұрын

Genius! This was Abbot & Costello ' Who's on First ' redux thanks to Howard, then Robin & a little Fred keeping Sal's malprop flowing in dizzying patterns.

@MrCellardoor7 4 жыл бұрын

Peter Wieser malapropism

@LeshaAnn 4 жыл бұрын

*malaprop

@BASE5NYC 4 жыл бұрын

The entire crews best performance by far. Amazing.

@rodgill9376 4 жыл бұрын

And if you guys remember that Tim ruined this bit afterwards by explaining to Sal the right word and Howard was pissed.

@kiakingofcars 4 жыл бұрын

"And we'll never speak of this again" Replays it weekly

@TheCassiusMorrisShow 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for uploading - Need more from this era.

@TransoceanicOutreach 2 жыл бұрын

Legend has it he's still looking for a traction

@matthewsimone2235 2 жыл бұрын

I can watch this 1000 times, and still laugh so hard at traction, just like rush and roulette. Sal is completely shot!

@boozie773 4 жыл бұрын

Man I really miss these days. I can’t believe it’s been 12 years.

@blaketheparonite91 4 жыл бұрын

One of the best radio bits of all time.

@djguapo 3 жыл бұрын

He really played some Rush And Roulette here...

@1985malibuexpress 4 жыл бұрын

"Traction!" Too funny.

@CoopyKat 4 жыл бұрын

I'm SOOOO disappointed, I wanted them to reveal to Sal that it's "REtraction" -- not "traction"

@tommclarty17 4 жыл бұрын

This was a 10/10 and I’ll never want traction on that statement.

@primetimeneon4886 4 жыл бұрын

Traction now has no meaning to me . I think i heard it atleast 200 times.

@Deezy415 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t want a traction from you, I don’t want a traction from Richard 😂😂😂

@hollystiener16 4 жыл бұрын

By far the best thing ever!

@Jason2point0 4 жыл бұрын

Something like 92 times the word "Traction" was used in this bit. Classic.

@highwaytonctheaven5029 4 жыл бұрын

Artie’s laugh 😂

@TheShachattack13 4 жыл бұрын

Greatest Sal bit in the history of the show

@davidgeorge000 4 жыл бұрын

Greatest Sal moment ever. Possibly the greatest show moment of all time.

@viclagina347 4 жыл бұрын

If there is a top 25 bits then sal would have at least 3 of them.... This would be top 10 of all time.

@dylan6366 4 жыл бұрын

I just realized how prominent Artie is in this clip I really hope they bring him on soon

@tylerk8357 4 жыл бұрын

ARZAK he’s a lot more prominent but they edited him out of this clip.

@Spanishdog17 4 жыл бұрын

I love how on the Wrap Up Show you can see Gary waiting for Sal to say something dumb. He knew they were about to strike gold.

@alfrancisnh 4 жыл бұрын

This is still gold

@jameson566 4 жыл бұрын

This must be the first of these old clips where Artie is actually shown.

@RealMrQuintis 4 жыл бұрын

feeling that i watched this not long ago lol. always funny

@HIGHPLAINSDRIFTER01 4 жыл бұрын

Another classic bit from the best radio show ever! Sal is a dope lol

@howardasternfan 4 жыл бұрын

Lisa G is a tractive 😉

@mmcmann9539 4 жыл бұрын

A. tractive

@jimwalker1063 4 жыл бұрын

I forgot how wonderful this was.

@alistairarchibald1312 4 жыл бұрын

Sal is the best I fucking love that guy

@dam2k16 4 жыл бұрын

Artie's disembodied laugh lmao

@E-__ 4 жыл бұрын

A dash traction.

@newageassholes 4 жыл бұрын

That's the first time I've seen that. That has cheered me up.

@drmariopepper4354 4 жыл бұрын

More classic clips please!

@jimmybags6598 3 жыл бұрын

6:08 love his howard impression

@sphagettie1488 4 жыл бұрын

the minute he figured it out at the end was great

@ericorourke7291 4 жыл бұрын

Sal and Howard have to be the best actors. How in the hell did Howard keep a straight face in all this???

@Paulpaulkateridgeyahoocom 4 жыл бұрын

He almost had me convinced it was “traction”

@dallen33 4 жыл бұрын

MIss the old Wrap Up Show!

@jeff7764 4 жыл бұрын

Donald Allen I miss everything about this era. The show is unlistenable now

@kmatt420 4 жыл бұрын

Donald Allen that statement is also valid without the words “wrap” and “up”.

@justinmeneses9896 3 жыл бұрын

Funny everytime I hear or see it!

@sizzurpmp3 4 жыл бұрын

I miss the Howard TV days.

@jankeyj1 4 жыл бұрын

they never told him hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... genius level improv!

@dylan6366 4 жыл бұрын

i always wondered if this was a put on by sal's part. i mean he doesnt once ask why everyones laughing but he keeps saying traction

@Jojo-qb5sp 4 жыл бұрын

Sal is 100% fake, he will go along with anything to get on the air.

@mattorendorff8858 4 жыл бұрын

ARZAK 90%of what comes out of sale mouth I think is a put on

@hollystiener16 4 жыл бұрын

He had no idea. Someone felt bad and ended up telling him either right after or the next day. They talked about it on air.

@KellerCRD 4 жыл бұрын

100 percent, at first he didn’t know but then when everyone was laughing when he kept saying it he realized it and went with it for the bit

@cobhcdr 4 жыл бұрын

its a bit for sure

@wbenken7655 4 жыл бұрын

“Pravailent”

@davidgeorge000 4 жыл бұрын

It's a matter of time that someone will knock Jason out! No one deserves it more.

@Summerdontknowme 3 жыл бұрын

‘’Traction all you want, I dont give a shit.’’

@Ringmaster138 4 жыл бұрын

Sternshow--- why cut Artie out of the video? I get it that he's not on the show anymore but why make it seem like he was never there? Especially when you can hear him on the tape. Artie's reaction is why it's funny too.

@loveslakers126 4 жыл бұрын

How was Sal ever a stock broker? So dumb.

@chrisw5150 4 жыл бұрын

Could you imagine trusting anything about money from him😂

@cupsoup 4 жыл бұрын

sal was heading pump n dumps lol. its shtick

@MikeSmith-kd2ix 4 жыл бұрын

Jason is the guy in everyone’s office that constantly stirs the pot of shit and never has to lick the spoon.

@Smart-Alex 4 жыл бұрын

Wow, Jason was so thin!

@piraterocks 4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Acker might need to get a new pair of glasses

@derekfobert 4 жыл бұрын

With that stupid fucking non stop smile

@blaked2127 4 жыл бұрын

For a whale

@CurvyTribune 4 жыл бұрын

I still hate that fat fuck

@whelkshuffler 4 жыл бұрын

Sal is the best by far.

@maria7689 4 жыл бұрын

Omg Artie’s laughter is too much

@ESerafini91 4 жыл бұрын

The show was so good 😢

@chrisw5150 4 жыл бұрын

Wow!.... This is the first time I have seen Richie, he looks nothing like i imagined

@limpfinger12 4 жыл бұрын

I watch this clip frequently

@jasonlysne5725 4 жыл бұрын

One of my all-time favorite Stern clips and they butchered it by editing out Artie

@riseofloganxlogan4230 4 жыл бұрын

This is up there with who's on first classic! Legend goes Sal still hasn't got tracktion XD

@fcoll9123 4 жыл бұрын

Never seen traction used so incorrectly

@davidgeorge000 Жыл бұрын

A period A dash traction. 🤔😂😂😅😆😁

@hawaiidispenser 3 жыл бұрын

I demand satisfaction, sir, on this traction!

@wiseal9063 4 жыл бұрын

and he was a stock broker --unbelievable

@angprt2 4 жыл бұрын

No clue. They hire anyone

@twincammikev 4 жыл бұрын

All stock brokers are fuckin idiots... Its just even bigger idiots give them money..

@kimberlijones6982 4 жыл бұрын

Traction!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@comegetthathitter6935 4 жыл бұрын

Sal just wanted traction...which he already had. lol

@bigfatno 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! This is the fucking greatest!

@MediaBuster 4 жыл бұрын

This gave me a lot of traction.

@JaredConnell 4 жыл бұрын

Richard said it twice so he actually gave him a re-traction

@rollerg300 4 жыл бұрын

Prelevant

@Chicomite 4 жыл бұрын

What about the short clip after of Sal in the back, and I think Tim explains to him it's a retraction, and Howard starts busting Tim's balls for ruining the joke. The first time I heard this whole thing I could barely breathe I was laughing so hard.

@ll_Assassino_ll 4 жыл бұрын

Sal is the best

@artisaline 4 жыл бұрын

If you look at the original video and you watch this video, they have cut Artie out as much as possible. I know you can hear his laugh, but if you go back and watch the original video he has a lot to say.