“Teaching African refugees how to code javascript” *immediately starts to break down from laughter*

Can you believe this man went on to become the ghost of Kiev

“It’s getting to the point where even I have a problem with it” is severely a underrated line

"soda stream will do for soda what the 3d printer did for assault rifles" is still one of the funniest lines in anything

he absolutely didn't expect to actually be able to get on stage

That one woman who realized it was a joke so early and luaghs the entire time was a legend.

I'm 7 minutes in and he hasn't strung one coherent thought together yet no one is pushing him off the stage. And there's twelve minutes to go. I'm in for a wild ride

“Cities will be replaced with vast pleasure domes, used exclusively by the Excelceites, who are the neo-upper class, while the displaced hordes of lower class depth grovelers will live underground in tiered cities, endlessly toiling away for nuggets of neoplasmin.” One of the greatest sentences of all time.

I like how he tells them to close their eyes and then never tells them to open them.

"They're sexualizing little girls, and it's getting to the point that even I have a problem with it!"

"By my calculations we have 5 years until the world ends" Followed by predictions about 70 years into the future lol

The funniest thing in this entire video is Sam saying that he's 22.

"Cus we're just gonna kill em" No laughter "We're just gonna kill em"

No way he argued that 9/11 was a "great idea" to a university auditorium

"Sometimes, great ideas are horrible ideas" Words to live by.

Sam saying CAUSE WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL THEM while pretending to spike a football, twice, is the funniest thing on the internet

I love how there's usually only 1 or a few people laughing at a time. Makes this so much funnier

This speech was a terrifying display of the power that this man wields within the world.

canada took the "we're just gonna kill 'em" bit too seriously.

I love how at some point the audience gave up and just laughed at everything he said, even if it wasn't really a joke like "iPads will be in every student's desk"

This man really called out the "teach them how to code" years before it became a meme

gotta respect that they let him finish the set. wouldn't have flown these days.

The fact that Sam was right about like 4 things in this speech is kind of insane lmao

This is even funnier when you know how it perfectly parodies ted talks and intelectuals who believe they know everything.

"I wanted to start sitting down" *goes into the most relaxed pose of all time*

the “we looked at the data, and what we found surprised us” bit is a literally perfect bill gates impression and i’m disappointed no one is pointing that out.

I’ve been binge watching all of Sam Hyde’s stuff, trying to understand him and his humor. He’s unlike any comic or human in general to ever exist. His biggest superpower is sitting in the judgmental gaze of strangers and committing to the bit. I don’t think anyone does it better than him.

Watching sam hold back his laughing so much that he literally slaps himself is next level comedy. It also scares me that half of his predictions are true.

"$10 a gallon" Fuck, is it 2070 already?

Super meta. He actually gave them a master class on social commentary through performative comedy.

THE STRONGEST IRISHMAN IN TWO THOUSAND YEARS!

I think one of the funniest parts is that at the end there, everything goes back to normal. They continue on to do the speaker QnA talking about self-important topics that don’t actually matter. No shadow of self-reflection had invaded their minds even for an instant. And Sam had no choice but to put his head in his hands.

when he first gets up on stage I guarantee he was dying from laughter while listening to the guy do his intro

Underrated moment: 11:18 talks about the benefits of sea farming but the picture shows “Environmental risks of Marine Aquaculture”

I love how in the middle of all this crazy shit he’s predicting, he just throws in “Video games are gonna get more realistic” and then just moves on with no further description.

13:55 Room goes dead silent, does it TWICE. Dead silence, people starting to catch on as he cant help but laugh.

No one makes me laugh as much as him, it's just hard to enjoy this knowing what he did to those kids.

I'd pay real money to get the original script/papers he was holding.

"state enforced homosexuality" "10 dollar gas" Prophetic

Getting on stage and chugging a bottle of water for a minute straight is the biggest alpha move you can do

I love how the "real" speaker at the end literally says that we need to colonise the stars in order to improve our standard of living.

Every time he puts the paper to his face I can't help but laugh with him! This is pure gold!

"I need to start off with a parable, a story if you will" holy shit every line is gold.

This is the most schizophrenic presentation ever. We have a lot to learn.

This is and will always be the best thing Sam ever did.

This man was so ahead of his time.

“They’re sexualizing young girls, and it’s getting to the point where even I have a problem with it, and it shouldn’t be that way.” LMAOOO

2070: Israel, straight up ripped off the map.

Race riots, shortage of milk, video games becoming more realistic.. this man predicted 2022

Wow. Can't believe he's actually been around the entire Grillobe.

Who’s this 22 year old kid with a chip on his shoulder and his heart on his sleeve

This was the pinnacle comedy. It'll never be as good again.

Video games are gonna get more realistic.

“I was in a class, the teacher was spouting some horrible nonsense about how womens rights aren’t legitimate. We all knew it was false but it if someone spoke up he would have enjoyed failing them One person spoke up, the teacher couldn’t believe it, the classroom couldn’t believe it. But at the end of the day he had logic on his side. At the end of the day he proved his point. That student was Albert Einstein”

The fact this doesnt have 6 million views is a crime.

I laugh every time at “all around the gerlobe”

He says he was unprepared, but this is a highly coordinated, practiced routine. He is the best

Teaching the world how to code, one colony at a time. God's speed

This is such an incredible performance. it’s amazing how he does this.

i'm so glad we've been reversing POLLUTION and WAR because it's been 8 years since this happened and the world hasn't ended yet. all thanks to sam hyde's innovation and ideas. truly a thinker

this seriously gets funnier every time I watch it. the satire somehow seems more relevant in 2022 than in 2012 or whenever this came out

I love that like only one person caught the meaning of “It’s getting to the point where even I have a problem with it”

I like how the only thing Sam had to say about video games is that they're going to get more realistic.

I showed this to my 11-12th grade class that I was a part of at a tech school 3 times. My teacher loved showing us TED talks to motivate us and teach us ‘life lessons’ you don’t learn from the classroom typically and I loved fucking w him. Whenever we would have a sub he would usually have them ask us to pick a talk to watch as well since our classes were about 2 hours long so we got our fair share of fun making teachers stare in disbelief at what they were hearing. My favorite time was when the sub turned it off after he mentioned that little girls were getting way too sexualized, even to the point where he had a problem and it shouldn’t be that way

"we looked at the data" -picture of people watching tv

Very inspirational! If you can think it, and dream it, then you can do it.

My favorite part of this is when he was like “Cause we’re gonna kill ‘em!” And everyone was completely silent

They laugh, and yet he was just spitting straight facts at them. Hyde when he's sitting on the panel at the end is such comedic gold.

"Great ideas are sometimes horrible ideas"

3:40 when he has to start slapping himself to stop from cracking up. So many times where he just wanted to burst out laughing

He doesn't laugh because the joke is funny but because he got away with saying it.

dear god the world split open the day samuel “general radahn” hyde gave this speech and nothings been the same since. truly an unreal display of physical prowess.

I’m laughing so hard at the silence that follows the second “we’re just going to kill’em”

Guys he's being completely serious it's not his fault he has to struggle with pseudobulbar effect stop laughing this is inspiring.

I watch this like once a year and it always makes me happy

The confidence of this man is staggering.

$10 gallon of gas came 48 years early

In a way it feels like his greatest stand up show lol

This is hard to watch knowing how dangerous it is for those people to be in the front row

10 dollars a Gallon price 12:27 Baby formula shortage 13:07 List goes on Prophet...

who knew that Sam was actually going to be right about 10 dollars a gallon for gas 💀

"Buzzfeed reached out to Sam Hyde for comment, but were only answered with a racial slur." "In 2014 he will be investigating the methamphetamine trade in Mongolia."

He recently returned from Mogadishu, the most dangerous city on earth.

that older lady who can perioidically be seen in the front row was cracking the hell up

"We need that sense of child-like play... GET ON THE RIGHT SLIDE 😤" "The problem is us - the solution is us"

"Close your eyes everyone." "Now look."

‘So, we looked at the data’ is my favorite line. Who’s we and what data?

Unironically the least garbage ted talk ever

"I dunno, nothing. It's just a buncha crap." Legendary.

Every year, his predictions look more and more attainable

Lex Fridman was a student at Drexel when this lecture was given.

It has only been ten years, and half of his predictions have come true. Gay marriage, lsraeI, iPads in every school. A luminary of his time; thank you, Sam, for your wisdom!

Proof that if you say literally anything with confidence and conviction, a room full of fools won't know you're playing them hard. Sam is love, Sam is life.

I love how he tries to hide his smile.

They must have been terrified to end his presentation early.

Hard to believe this is the man responsible for taking all those lives. It's so obvious in retrospect.

'sodastream will do for soda what 3d printing did for assault rifles' isnt even comedically brilliant its just regular brilliant

Next thing you know, this man has shot down multiple super advanced Su-35s and multiple VDV IL-76s. Samuyil Hydenko. Ghost of Kyiv.

"There is no individual anymore. It's just the hive."

"In 2014 he will be investigating the methamphetamine trade in Mongolia" was too funny for the host to even say it