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Sam Hyde - First Date Questions
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Жыл бұрынCouldn’t find the full version I watched many months ago (scrubbed from the surface layer of the internet I suppose), so I stitched together a couple clips. Not sure if this is the true full version, but it might be the fullest version we have. Enjoy!
@osmanyreyes8373 5 ай бұрын
Schindler’s rizz
@HipHopAn0n 3 ай бұрын
😂😂👌👌
@christdolphin69 2 ай бұрын
Dam
@normiedeathsquad40 2 ай бұрын
Best comment I've read all year 😂
@Steazeplug 2 ай бұрын
Noooo😂😂😂
@TylerChamb Ай бұрын
@@normiedeathsquad40 Now go home and get your hinge box
@AtticusPatterson 7 ай бұрын
Saying "savoir faire" twice in ten minutes is hilarious
@marvinuhilarious 7 ай бұрын
"Savoir faire" and "pastiche" are Sam's favorite baguette words.
@bigcheese467 4 ай бұрын
You have to have a certain joie de vivre to appreciate that
@basshunters.thompson7170 4 ай бұрын
that level of jes ne se quax
@RP-dy5mu 3 ай бұрын
@@basshunters.thompson7170 It's je ne sais quoi you barbarian
@thatonescrambler 3 ай бұрын
@RP-dy5mu what makes you think a barbarian can comprehend their grammatical and typographical error
@bloom2887 8 ай бұрын
My favourite part is when she tries her hardest to steer the conversation into neutral waters by discussing her love of France and wine, and Sam instantly shits on her and takes the wheel back.
@omikhlephonon 7 ай бұрын
I DOMINATE I DOMINATE
@jbryan8864 2 ай бұрын
"Yeah I think wine is for pussies"
@qoph1988 2 ай бұрын
You know she loved it
@potet94 3 ай бұрын
I love that Vivaldi starts playing when he talks about taking his wife by force
@roland2690 2 ай бұрын
It makes the whole thing looks so unreal it's hilarious in on itself
@HomerSimpsonIsCool Ай бұрын
Excellent juxtaposition
@Sheahova Ай бұрын
lmfao good ole sam sneaking in comedy that goes over the heads of the majority
@vr6428 25 күн бұрын
Rape isnt real folks
@docker4671 Жыл бұрын
it's a legitimate question how would you act if adolf hitler approached you in a friendly way and asked you to do something for him
@xyouthe 10 ай бұрын
there would be no WAY to resist that dude
@dmdmdmydmdm6487 10 ай бұрын
I’m his top guy…
@herbertgrunkin6333 9 ай бұрын
Hitler chose me..?
@wedgefeyhong9756 9 ай бұрын
It would be an honor.
@blacksunshine7122 9 ай бұрын
Shake his hand, make eye contact and pay attention.
@rjuj 6 ай бұрын
the actress in this is killing it too. couple times it looks like she had to contain herself a lot so as to not burst out laughing. i think sam said in one episode of PGL that she was not fully in on it but just rolled with it. great job honestly
@tubeguy4066 4 ай бұрын
She's also in the vid where Sam is the Steve Jobs parody
@zonedoyestander 3 ай бұрын
Huh?
@gugalaxy7772 2 ай бұрын
Always remember
@yavoyeah Ай бұрын
what are you gay??
@ShopeeMarketteam Ай бұрын
She's also doing of
@GuyDude-hk8uy 7 ай бұрын
The 8 laws of power: * Lie * Manipulate * Cheat * Steal * Gaslight * Bully * Insult * Flex
@edgykidproductions2750 7 ай бұрын
you forgot gatekeep and girlboss fatty
@Unanythang 6 ай бұрын
Manipulate mansplain manifest
@sentaveliki425 4 ай бұрын
Based
@thatonescrambler 4 ай бұрын
@@sentaveliki425 eveyone is under his thumb at his office
@ялюблювеснувгородеиркутск 3 ай бұрын
Основа
@gecko24241 3 ай бұрын
she went from shocked, to appalled, to mildly amused, to bored.
@JamesSmith-np1hs 2 ай бұрын
Disassociating and then getting upset.
@approximateknowledge5577 2 ай бұрын
He isn't toxic enough for her.
@bbbbbbb51 21 күн бұрын
Props to the actress. Her reactions make the whole thing funnier
@afcaked Жыл бұрын
Sam Hyde is such a nasty, physical beast rn
@The_Gunman 8 ай бұрын
bro
@andrewdebacker 6 ай бұрын
I read this in sync with when he said it.
@afcaked 6 ай бұрын
@@andrewdebacker yessssss
@Gorona7368 2 ай бұрын
Dude
@blazeron12 2 ай бұрын
I have no choice but to make you a legend.
@samsungladiesmasters 5 ай бұрын
Me being autistic on dates
@shawnmendrek3544 3 ай бұрын
lolol
@plasmapanasonic4741 3 ай бұрын
Me in regular light hearted conversation with coworkers
@123Jim91 2 ай бұрын
Oh so you are the girl in the video?
@samsungladiesmasters 2 ай бұрын
@@123Jim91 I see your point
@chadgrylls5264 2 ай бұрын
@@plasmapanasonic4741 Standard night shift banter, unironically LOL
@SoCtaker 5 ай бұрын
this is what a 2000 + man sounds like. With all of the good parts and none of the bad parts.
@demian04_rta Жыл бұрын
He cant keep getting away with it
@maximussuffarion7767 Жыл бұрын
Dude that hasn’t been funny in 4 years
@JohnFartblast Жыл бұрын
@@maximussuffarion7767 yo mama
@Joseph-Mamma Жыл бұрын
@@maximussuffarion7767bro that's cuz he fkn got away with it
@reichspector2413 10 ай бұрын
@@maximussuffarion7767Cope harder liberal
@maximussuffarion7767 10 ай бұрын
@@reichspector2413 I can almost guarantee you I am significantly more right wing than you
@dmdeign7116 3 ай бұрын
"There's a pageantry to it" 🤣
@alanm6o9 2 ай бұрын
Hahahahahhaa
@readuth1488 2 ай бұрын
Savior faire
@ethantarpley 5 ай бұрын
What's crazy is that I saw the woman (Claire Unabia) while watching Westworld and couldn't figure out what I recognized her from. It drove me nuts until I remembered I'd seen her years ago in this Sam Hyde sketch! No wonder she didn't have it listed on here IMDb!
@bleh3039 4 ай бұрын
She was on top model
@thesponge836 3 ай бұрын
No one saw season 2
@SolomonMagnus819 3 ай бұрын
@@bleh3039if she had to be Hitler’s top model, i bet she would. Like obviously she wouldn’t support Hitler or his policies, but if he came to her and said she was such a physical specimen that he had to use her as a model for the German Volk, i bet she would be his top model
@ubelmensch Ай бұрын
She's still traumatized to this day
@bobbobertbobberton1073 Ай бұрын
This is the anthropomorphism of 4 Chan on a date with Twitter.
@mad1337nes Ай бұрын
I used half of this video while blackout over the weekend. I didn't even remember where it was from.
@darlinbood3991 Ай бұрын
I think it's more reddit than X.
@valance10 6 күн бұрын
@@darlinbood39912014 tumblr more like
@CrizzyEyes 6 күн бұрын
No, if it were Twitter she would be raging back at him. She's a normie.
@oscars4608 4 ай бұрын
I love how this sketch is basically Sam having an episode and trying to break the actress lmao. She did a good job being the straight man
@tommyobama7811 3 ай бұрын
Guys let's be clear, he's not saying he would do it now... It's cool.
@coleozaeta6344 2 ай бұрын
Well, who knows? I mean, there’s no river that goes for long enough without a bend.
@Crcmvnt 2 ай бұрын
There’s a pageantry to it
@divafever9754 5 ай бұрын
Why buy a cow if you can't drink milk when you want?!
@shawnmendrek3544 3 ай бұрын
Ill just rent milk from the store.
@user-xb7yz6wq1d Ай бұрын
@@shawnmendrek3544haha Based
@shawnmendrek3544 Ай бұрын
@@user-xb7yz6wq1d You know what is more based? Not believing in this BS trend of 'male & female gaze' crap. Do not waste your time on it. Kind of like people trying to push BDSM on all people and generalizing all women like it. Though the whole gaze thing is stupid, waste no time on it.
@Slok-g4f Ай бұрын
Why buy a cow at all? Just steal it
@PhillippStallmeyer 3 күн бұрын
Just make my gf pregnant to get the real deal. But she produces so little milk its ridiculous, I quit.
@mathematicformula1723 2 ай бұрын
He points out how in every historical era, we have been compliant to norms that rule the current time period. He makes fun of the unearned sense of moral superiority from which many people judge history.
@screwtardeeqbillion1939 Ай бұрын
No, he just likes grapes and Himmler
@lorax2013 23 күн бұрын
Exactly was waiting for this comment. People today are just as reprehensible as other eras - look at factory farming or the Gaza genocide - yet they often feel smugly superior because they toe the line on minor divisive issues the media says are important.
@matilodonorex8059 8 күн бұрын
💀
@vivechjorviani5440 8 ай бұрын
it brings up a good question about high status individuals and how it psychologically effects people around them
@vivechjorviani5440 7 ай бұрын
@@PeterParker-yg6fc are you putting me in a self defense situation right now
@readuth1488 2 ай бұрын
I’m a high status individual
@cameronbachman8161 6 ай бұрын
No way he's the top guy, if im there. Ive been learning the German language through war songs while doing pushups. Only because i try to be insightful in everything i do
@GoofusPlays 6 ай бұрын
You have to have that savoir faire
@stanpines9011 6 ай бұрын
you can't be top guy i watch little dark age edits on /pol/ at least a hundred times a day plus i memorized all his speeches plus i learned how to goose step
@thedog7494 5 ай бұрын
uhhh that would be me. i was there when it happened.
@sentaveliki425 4 ай бұрын
@@stanpines9011I read mein kampf twice on german and im indian pls sar help me
@w.o.jackson8432 3 ай бұрын
@@stanpines9011 That's nothing, I stopped touching my penis and just hit N5 in Japanese.
@pinkfloydguy7781 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that sounds incredible…. A woman and a… yeah -wow-…
@cazmaniandevil1 2 ай бұрын
My favorite question to ask women on first date, is..... "How many abortions have you had." It always gets an interesting response.
@ovariantrolley2327 Ай бұрын
First d8s are all about watching your own back
@Absolute_Goblin 17 күн бұрын
I like to say "how many of theae stupid lies have you fallen for?" With a big grin like I'm playing and then I list off a bunch of liberal beliefs. Protip: do this before you order the food. Fun true story: I had this female client try and hook me up with her sister/cousin/whatever and she described her as "beautiful, cheerleader body" and when I saw her she was an overweight black 37 year old single mother with 3 or 4 kids. I went through with it but tried to get out of there and she said "I don't understand why you would go on a date if you don't want to be vulnerable with someone." Idk wtf that was but figured someone might get a laugh.
@cazmaniandevil1 17 күн бұрын
@Absolute_Goblin vunerable... lol. Is that like let me be in charge? Good job dodging that bullet.
@robertplant9710 3 ай бұрын
How the fuck did i know she would say amelia earhart
@Stormbringer02 2 ай бұрын
Fr fr. Rosa Parks was prob her second choice
@setmason1510 2 ай бұрын
cause these npcs are all the same
@Stormbringer02 2 ай бұрын
@@setmason1510 correct
@Maxximum1776 Ай бұрын
I was thinking Ann Frank for some reason
@CrizzyEyes 6 күн бұрын
It's the most generic strong woman historical figure answer. If she actually knew what the fuck she was talking about and was interesting, she'd say something like Catherine the Great or Eleanor of Aquitaine.
@BUB8LE5 Ай бұрын
You know who is feeling more stress, more tension than her? That suit jacket
@bryanphillips8143 5 ай бұрын
Said no one, ever: "I'm going to bat for you, Joe Biden."
@citricdemon 24 күн бұрын
I said that. I loved him. Today's news was very upsetting.
@mwells219 21 күн бұрын
Democracy is a steak.
@hasselnttper3730 18 күн бұрын
@@citricdemon He's certainly less bad than Kamala, but that's funny 😂
@citricdemon 18 күн бұрын
@@hasselnttper3730 whatever
@normiedeathsquad40 2 ай бұрын
The fried audio in this is everything.
@sharmakea3116 5 ай бұрын
8:36 literally Trotsky
@metaluigi423 4 ай бұрын
9:06 Correction, THAT’S literally Trotsky.
@gfhgfghhh 7 ай бұрын
Marital rape was banned like 15 years ago in Illinois lol
@dogshake 7 ай бұрын
@@macnzvprove it
@Ezio999Auditore 7 ай бұрын
Proof?
@user-ux7uw2ej8d 7 ай бұрын
Marital “rape”
@overdue4753 7 ай бұрын
@@user-ux7uw2ej8d thats what im saying
@billepperson2662 7 ай бұрын
According to what I found googling, North Carolina & Oklahoma were the last 2 states to repeal exemptions for it, both in 1993... Apparently prior to 1970, exemptions for it existed in every US state
@throwaway999able 6 ай бұрын
i knew she would say amelia Earhart
@LabiaLicker Ай бұрын
*I'm really very cultured (except I'm not)
@zackzick1996 17 сағат бұрын
are you really using a sketch written by sam hyde to reinforce your worldview?
@jumbojimbo706 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the best videos on the internet
@HNNHpoolfurniture Ай бұрын
agreed
@TestTest-tj4nt 17 күн бұрын
6:00 I know these are skits and all, but I've genuinely seen people have the facial expression like this girl does. You can feel in your bones that you chose a wrong dialog option.
@ArlenGunClub 3 ай бұрын
"Woah. What am I gonna do? He needs me." Is exactly what I say to myself when Sam personally emails me with MDE promos. I'm Sam's top guy.
@NexusNarratives759 2 ай бұрын
I am Sam's top guy's top guy's boss's nephew's friend's top guy
@readuth1488 2 ай бұрын
Meds
@NexusNarratives759 2 ай бұрын
@@readuth1488 my gf said if i take my schzio meds again we wont be able to see each other anymore. literally.
@zestylem0n 10 ай бұрын
The Dominate segment is my favorite part from this recording session 😂, thanks for this upload ❤
@tongpoo8985 8 ай бұрын
the hand motions really make it 🤣
@zap2747 3 ай бұрын
I would be Diogenes
@ArhivaOmeniriiRumanie 3 ай бұрын
Chad Diogenes.
@user-sq2hg7nh9u 3 ай бұрын
@@ArhivaOmeniriiRumaniechadiogenes
@budwyzer77 3 ай бұрын
That's my Diogenes! Always peeing on people!
@vicentiupredescu7205 2 ай бұрын
If I were not Diogenes, I would also want to be be Diogenes!
@ironwithinironwithout1119 11 ай бұрын
Glad this was re-uploaded, the guy keeps removing all his best and classic vids.
@joenichols3901 5 ай бұрын
He can’t keep getting away with it
@aintnoslice3422 Ай бұрын
the tribe want it shut down
@Grek 4 ай бұрын
This videos somehow funnier if you skip forward a minute every so often.
@WickerMahn Ай бұрын
It's like being on a date at a restaurant and you hear this conversation between lulls of your own convos
@acrobatstar Жыл бұрын
I did good in high school
@alexmora8841 2 ай бұрын
“I DOMINATE THE WOMEN IN MY WORKPLACE mkay” 😂😂😂
@TheUnd3rd0g 2 ай бұрын
i watch this everytime before i go on a date. gets me pumped up
@TheMaxdr0id 27 күн бұрын
This was the longest 9 minutes and 30 seconds of my life
@SenBilbo 2 ай бұрын
There were no countries where non-consensual marital sex was illegal until 1972. Many countries in Asia and Africa don't have these laws today. He is right: this is profoundly traditional. Maybe she should consider him an old fashion romantic.
@LUKASAHLSTROM Ай бұрын
I could've watched this go on for 8 hours
@Bouchico Ай бұрын
"There's a whole pageantry to it" 😂😂
@awhitetoad 21 күн бұрын
One of the funniest skits ive ever seen... Sam Hyde, take it or leave it, is funny. Lmao
@godlikesnake8909 2 ай бұрын
sam hyde haters think this is serious nick fuentes fans think this is serious
@TheThriceIsRight 2 ай бұрын
this is like the prank comedy equivalent of facialabuse
@MegadethTillDeth 29 күн бұрын
God, please protect Sam Hyde
@fionicle6013 Жыл бұрын
thank you for uploading this
@daytoncoates4930 9 күн бұрын
“Man why can’t I find a girlfriend?”
@dtread9543 2 ай бұрын
In my opinion this is his 2nd greatest work right behind the Ted Talk Paradigm Shift
@BrokTheLoneWolf 2 ай бұрын
Damn I can’t argue with that. I’d have Jews Rock and boulder being rolled up the hill skit as honourable mentions.
@MichaelS00 Ай бұрын
I thought the Ted talk was a skit until literally like 2 hours ago
@city_of_coompton6832 4 ай бұрын
CHAD Hyde vs VIRGIN roast beef
@PowerSynopsis 3 ай бұрын
"I'm an alpha male. Okay? Alright? I uhhhhhh, dominate a lot people. Daily."
@HaroldThaBarrel 6 ай бұрын
6:53 Look at my Red Pill Coach go.
@spartenkiller456 5 ай бұрын
I'd love to see a behind the scenes on this. Sam Hyde wasn't well known at this point and I got to know what she thought she was walking into here.
@jonathanschadenfreude9603 29 күн бұрын
There's a pageantry to it!
@m0thdm 4 ай бұрын
The ruffling sound of his blazer when he flexes is just so perfecto 6:11
@destomondyd4323 10 ай бұрын
the full version is on his gumroad channel
@blazeron12 2 ай бұрын
The music is perfect.
@HomerSimpsonIsCool Ай бұрын
She looks like Eleanor Matsuura (The lady that played Yumiko on The Walking Dead). The credit is for a "Claire H James", yet this is the only role she has documented. It could be a pseudonym
@piercemontgomery9299 22 күн бұрын
Claire Unabia from westworld
@MammothsOfMurder 8 ай бұрын
Wait, was this not scripted? Did that lady actually choose to be a woman who not only crashed her plane but was eaten by crabs? Anyone in history and she chose crab food?
@KrazyIvan69 7 ай бұрын
Well, we're all gonna die one day. Best to die doing what you love, right?
@myleg... 5 ай бұрын
Earhart never died
@waltch5711 3 ай бұрын
@@KrazyIvan69 Mr Hands style
@R4G4M3MN0N 2 ай бұрын
@@myleg...fr she living in my basement
@R4G4M3MN0N 2 ай бұрын
@@myleg... she hasn't seen the light of day in decades
@Drewlin383 16 күн бұрын
“That sounds incredible.. a woman and yeah…” cut to the flower vase suddenly empty of water😂
@swannyson8609 5 ай бұрын
Kinda looks like Anne frank
@tamarinds 4 ай бұрын
Both are CUTE!
@waltch5711 3 ай бұрын
@@tamarinds If I fuck the ashes is it still considered rape?
@thedog7494 Ай бұрын
@@tamarinds weird mf
@4rumani Ай бұрын
@@thedog7494 that's just your opinion
@georgelincolnrockwell6248 10 күн бұрын
KHAZAR MILKIES
@Don11037 2 ай бұрын
I like the lighting
@grd44dfg 2 ай бұрын
Me 2
@jakerobert3118 5 ай бұрын
Romantic Vichy longing.
@oreo507 3 ай бұрын
He can barely hold back the rage
@DEADGAMESINC 2 ай бұрын
This man is genius
@chumblesthecheese8580 4 ай бұрын
The actress, not the character she was playing, but the actress, was visibly uncomfortable during this shoot.
@patrickbateman312 3 ай бұрын
It's understandable, she was moments away from putting the Ghost of Kyiv into a self defense situation.
@Jordannadroj20 25 күн бұрын
The actress, these actresses that we hired
@glowgirl8171 5 ай бұрын
Gorilla steroids injected into Tom Cruise :-}}
@Y-two-K 5 ай бұрын
This proves that you can in fact, be TOO based.
@goosiechild 2 ай бұрын
he had me at "clop-clop."
@jonvia Ай бұрын
Some would call Sam a "red flag" but he seems chill
@mercster 2 ай бұрын
"You know, that level of X factor, we call it in the sales business."
@bigfish184 2 ай бұрын
this is my favorite skit PANACHE, JE NE SAIS QUOI, SAVOIR FAIRE 😂😂😂
@aaronbenitez6412 Ай бұрын
5:36 Load bearing "But"
@BaronvonMoorland 2 ай бұрын
The struggle between the people and the hatred amongst them is being nurtured by very specific parties. It is a small, rootless, international clique that is turning the people against each other, that does not want them to have peace.
@anonymouswatcher37 Ай бұрын
Yeah, humans never fought or warred with each other for dominance or territory until certain ((( people))) came on the scene.
@dingusbingus7463 Ай бұрын
It bothers me that he didnt bring up the rock crabs eating her alive when the chick said Amelia Eirheart
@Jesus.X Ай бұрын
Lol he said elegant, pageantry and savoir faire to that particular sex act.
@enthoo7902 2 ай бұрын
The lip licking after that statement at 2:36 done did it for me
@alanm6o9 2 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@readuth1488 2 ай бұрын
I DOMINATE on daily BASIS
@Blady99 8 ай бұрын
This is great sam
@arealhuman826 13 күн бұрын
so my kentucky girlfriend just informed me that marital rape wasnt illegal until 2019, even if youve been separated for years. also they can just drain your bank account..
@patrickb840 17 күн бұрын
Samuel Hyde’s finest work
@parkerstroh6586 3 ай бұрын
That’s top-guy material right there
@normiedeathsquad40 28 күн бұрын
This the same guy who tried to bump trump off?
@jonnialavuo 24 күн бұрын
yes
@AnglicanFish 2 ай бұрын
This is basically a satire of how guys who write to Sam act on their dates with women
@TheUplate 2 ай бұрын
He's Reich on the money
@Eric-ux4wm Ай бұрын
this is psychedelic
@alteredbeast7145 3 ай бұрын
I think Sam Hyde looked at himself in the mirror at 9 and said, "yeah you're 40 dude"
@vidnelson 4 ай бұрын
2000+ yr man 😂
@robf4605 Ай бұрын
"A woman AND a pilot...." 😂😂😂
@_Thats_Right 3 ай бұрын
Looking full Lev Bronstein in this one
@iiPrr Ай бұрын
Your ancestors wouldn’t disapprove of him as much as I do
@nailshank9366 2 ай бұрын
I like how only the flowers are colorized like the girl in the red dress in Schindlers list
@What-go8ng Ай бұрын
3:36 The way he says "I really don't like Adolf Hitler" makes it sound like he's intimately familiar with his beliefs, workings, and actions but doesn't think he went hard enough
@lovesgodlybingo3653 3 ай бұрын
She looks like Julia Styles, acts better
@dmdeign7116 3 ай бұрын
Was wondering who she reminded me of, thanks
@juma1130 Ай бұрын
i mean, she didnt run
@WeOnlyEatSoup 3 күн бұрын
These skits are fucking great
@redguy2076 Ай бұрын
The cast on her left leg made this even more ridiculous. It couldn't have been unplanned.
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