Samus, Dark Samus, or Zero Suit Samus?

2:15 when you realize samus was raised by bird people

Pit: *Finally musters the courage to ask Samus out* Samus: “Hehehe Morph Ball go brr”

I imagine that Samus is that one humble person who's always chill and everyone likes her.

**shows Samus rolling into a ball** **immediately explains that she doesn’t actually role into a ball**

Samus: roll* everyone: where's the logic in that? kirby: understandable

“I wonder what their children will look like.” -Olimar, casually

For a bounty hunter who blows up planets on a daily basis She's pretty chill

I like how Samus kicks the scale away from Rosalina because she's not using her actual body weight she just hovering and Samus was right 10/10 for Samus

you'd break your hand if you'd volleyball with samus

2:15 When you realize Samus is actually part warrior space bird

Samus: Wait- what am I saying? It’s like I’m calling Ridley cute! This is so weird... Rule 34 Artists: Hey Ferb! I know what we’re gonna do today!

Fun fact: Zero suit (and without boots) Samus is as tall and weighs just as much as Kylo Ren- standing at 6’3” and weighing 198 pounds. However, Samus is much more muscular as she was trained and raised by the Chozo. And Samus with her suit is slightly taller and heavier.

2:16 Samus: I-I was raised by birds.

0:51 samus seems like a well rounded individual

Bayonetta saying “dreadful!” is even funnier after Metroid Dread.

Samus was raised by birds so she probably did eat a lot of worms growing up.

Samus: Oh yes. Good times. Sonic: Yeah. I can't get the image of you kicking my head OUT of my head. Bayonetta: Dont remind me. Joker: Are you & Peach still friends? Samus: Of course. I even still hang out with the other girls. Like Rosalina, who still needs to... Rosalina: DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT! Samus: What? Lose weight? Wii Fit Trainer: Oh. Thanks for reminding me, Samus. (Rosalina smacked her own face.) Rosalina: God Damnit. Wii Fit Trainer: Come on, Rosalina. We got some exercises to do. (She dragged Rosalina out of the gang.) Rosalina: I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS, SAMUS! Samus: Geez. Angry much? Olimar: Guys, check it out. Dark Samus is hanging out with both Enderman & Sephiroth. This could mean one thing: A triple date. Which could also mean a triple... Samus: DONT YOU DARE SAYING THE S WORD! Olimar: I wasn't gonna say a curse word. Samus: The other S word. Olimar: What other S word? I was gonna say ship. (Samus kicked Olimar to a wall.) Olimar: Oh. That was the other S word. Gotcha. Samus: Can't believe people like him do some weird shippings. Sonic: Welcome to my world, sister. Ridley: Not as weird as you rolling into a ball at Yoga class. Samus: Shut up, Ridley. Why don't you go & hang out with your Kirby clone. Ridley: I am. He's right here with me. Ridley Kirby: Poyo! Samus:... Damn it. I can't deny how cute Kirby is like that. Cloud: Same here. I thought you were gonna hang out with Sephiroth? Ridley: Um, hello. Didn't you heared what Olimar told us? Cloud: Oh yeah. (Pyra & Mythra showed up.) Pyra: Hey, Samus. We got a letter for you. Mythra: We are just delivering it to you. We don't want you to think that its from us. Samus: Thanks, girls. (She opened the letter.) Samus: Oh. Its a drawing titled: "Samus's most favorite shipping" It's a drawing of Dark Samus, Sephiroth & Enderman having... (She screamed loudly.) Samus: OLIMAR! DID YOU DRAW THIS? Olimar: Nope... But my respects to the actual artist. Samus: JUST GREAT! NOW I CAN'T GET IT OUT MY HEAD! Excuse me. (Samus barfed.) Sonic: What was that all about? (He sees the drawing as well.) Sonic: Why are those 3 all naked? Oh no. This drawing is giving me... R34 VIBES! (He barfed as well.) Joker: If Olimar didn't draw this... Pyra & Mythra: And it definitely wasn't us. Ridley: Dont look at me. I like torturing Samus but I don't go that far. And it definitely wasn't Kirby because he's with me the whole time. (Pichu walked by & stopped.) Pichu: Pi chu pichu. (Not me neither.) (Pichu left.) Bayonetta: Then who did it? (Rosalina was giggling maniacly from a distance.) Rosalina: I told you I was gonna make you pay. 😈

“ aw, but I like alien ships!” Get it?

1:50 took me a few seconds to get, but it's because Samus was raised by a race of hyper intelligent bird-people.

This is officially my Samus. The Laid Back Warrior from Space who can enjoy some Peace and Everybody's Chill with, but when the Job needs done she gets Super Serious. I also like the Fanverse's Headcanon of Smash being her way to let go of her Anti-Social Problems for awhile....but deep down you know she still holds those Nightmares...

Cloud: I bet they're plotting something sinister right now, as we speak. Ridley: NAH FAM, we just want to lay off a while

"It's ya boi, Mario" Samus, 2021

But then Sakurai decided to add Dark Samus into the game as if Ridley wasn’t enough already. Cloud only has Sephiroth to deal with.

The funny thing is Ridley was really joking about posture

7:09 this is actually Ridley In Metroid 1. He was tiny af there too, but that was because of his legs being up front. The same thing accounts to mecha Ridley from zero mission too though, but that one is huge either way, so, Oh god this thing must be giant

*Kirby speaks more fluent than usual* Me: wait that's illegal

Samus is a better hero than Spider-Man!! She doesn't hide behind a mask like that menace!!!

4:10 I'm still wondering how the hell she can endure having her face squashed on the floor without her suit

I fight for my sympathy. You'll get no friends from me.

That morph ball beach outfit was an epic troll move! Can't imagine Samus would be shy about flaunting her killer body on the beach though. But only if it suits her.

"Samus and Ridley gets awkward" is still my favourite because it has Kirby in it.😀

Me: hey samus what do YOU know about rolling down in the deep? Samus: a LOT. I'm curling into a ball that ROLLS

2:04 The Wario Waft gets me every time.

POV: You’d break your hand if you volleyballed with samus

With Samus she’s the real deal with those heels *Lillie wears Samus heels*

Can we just appreciate how good sepiroth sounds here 1:14

I'm a pro samus simp

The bayonetta part though . Yasss

4:15 The fusion TAS walljumps...

2:25 taking “Gotta go fast!” to a whole new level!

1:20 my man sounds like postal dude

I still think the developers missed a golden opportunity for Samus Final Smash to be the super morph ball bomb

Logic:men stands for many mans Also Samus:phazon enderMEN (He’s gonno have too many child’s)

2:56 She'd hardly be as successful if she played fair, now would she?

4:23 **offended gasp** oh the disrespect, samus uses long lost Chozo technology, there's no way in hell the federation has access to that.

3:36 Ridley was trying to eat Kirby but got decapitated

sometimes a 2v1 isn’t the worst after all

Bro today at school our teachers let us play smash bros and mario kart for 2 and a half hours and surprisingly i beat all my friends as samus

Phazon JENOVA sounds like a really cool boss idea if Metroid and Final Fantasy get an official crossover.

Remember, villains have a life outside the game you know, like that movie whreak if Ralph

4:32-5:10 it just doesn't feel right hearing something like this without Ellen McLain doing GLaDOS's voice

I was not prepared for the plot twist in the story involving Sephiroth and Ridley

7:54 OMG Wombo combo

6:50 As a matter of fact, Ridley is hardly ever the same person (or dragon...?) He has been killed and revived (or rebuilt) a bunch of times, so he could easily have been created in a smaller form so he could get into Smash. It also explains why he isn't in Dread 😂

Iron Man:Guess what! I have boot jets and you don't.😎 Samus:Hold my worm!!!

I like her line in 6:00. She gain thug life experience.

7:18 Kirby stole Jigglypuffs final smash

I don’t think Samus dissolves when turning into a ball, she’s just crouching

Don’t forget to stay perky guys

“You’ll get no sympathy from-“ *gets hit with a down-tilt*

Please, kirby dont stop slouchigh

6:28 Is Pit just looking at the picture orrrrr.... He Can Read!,(Heh)

3:15 Looking cool joker!

1:04 **softly** dont

Great now you need to do a Ridley dub compilation

3:22 that scream though 😂

Samus comics are best.

5:38 Yeah, I like Fusion style zero suit Samus the best.

0:13 ridley is just following mother brain's orders

0:24 That was the best in my opinion.

and the peach x samus ship still traumatizes me

0:19 they are the most evil villains in game history i bet on all my life saving they will never do that

That Morph Ball joke is the best thing us humans have created Outside of getting Kirby to say Pyra but this is about an orange ball not a pink ball darn it

Me: Woah... Zee: Hey did you guys here, Gen 4 remakes are happening? Zekrom: I heard that they might be using the models from Pokemon Home in the new games but that's just me.

I needed this in my life

I feel bad for Samus in most of these If I was in Smash I would try to accompany her

Canon ships, exists The fandom: this is nice. But I like this better

4:58 Wait, when everything dissolve except for the brain what's about the eyes? How can Samus see where she's rolling. She could start from a level and dunk into lava after one minute😕😕

My favourite video is the one where she's going to eat a worm.

What are you all doing here? You should watch the pokemon trailer(i already finished it)

I'm already subscribed how can I stay more perky

So cute ^^ Nice compilation 👍

6:02 I said it once and I’ll say it again, Guzma is my boi, not Mario or Samus.

this is like the only time I have seen Olimar in a comic dub

4:47 Did you know that liquids can:t be compressed?

Staying perky is the best perk

Alien ships perfect yes just what she needs in both ways sarcastic and literally

0:43 My disappointment is unmeasurable and my day is ruined

This compilation is the BALL HA!

“You’ll get no symphony from m- OOOOOOOOOOOOO”

TBH I actually expected Samus to appear in her bikini in the second comic. Top ten anime plot twists.

Fun fact:You’d break your hand if you volleyballed with samus

I love these videos ❤️❤️❤️❤️

now I'm waiting for a Fox or Kirby compilation

Let's think about this for a second. Samus is part human, part Chozo, AND part Metroid. What's next? They gonna cross breed her with those little imp things from Super Metroid? Just saying, she's lucky she was able to stay beautiful with all the gene splicing

5:19 I can why she is the trainer now, can you see any sort of emotion in that smile? None

All that slouching is bad for Ridley's back. He should see a chiropractor after smash is over.

Peach: at least your normal zero suit samus 20 seconds later Me: not anymore

0:45 was waiting until they reveal samus in a gravity suit didn't think she morphed into the ball tho XD