Quackity tries to steal Technoblade's horse and INSTANTLY regrets it.

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Sapient

Sapient

3 жыл бұрын

This clip is from Technoblade's Revolution Eve livestream - • THE EVE OF REVOLUTION ...
I saw nobody uploaded this clip and I thought it was pretty funny so I decided to upload it myself. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the content and this upload is a highlight of Technoblade's stream, with added subtitles. This falls under transformative content in fair use.

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@sapient3585
@sapient3585 3 жыл бұрын
Technothepig, Technoblade's official highlights/second channel, uploaded this SAME EXACT highlight so please go drop it a like - kzfaq.info/get/bejne/j7l7eZyYtr3FmJ8.html. Technoblade, if you see this, comment if you want me to take this down and I will do so.
@SamirThaer
@SamirThaer 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@azlanmudah5835
@azlanmudah5835 3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@dfquartzidn6151
@dfquartzidn6151 3 жыл бұрын
You're a good person. Thank you buddy.
@connormitchell7707
@connormitchell7707 3 жыл бұрын
He will never see this bud
@connormitchell7707
@connormitchell7707 3 жыл бұрын
And I think you shoukd
@EclipseGamingPS
@EclipseGamingPS 3 жыл бұрын
"But im not an orphan" "Not yet" Techno is scary
@oldbeast4884
@oldbeast4884 3 жыл бұрын
I am your 400th liker
@ansuperez8553
@ansuperez8553 3 жыл бұрын
i was the 555
@austinstockman8400
@austinstockman8400 3 жыл бұрын
This feels like when someone copies your joke but louder and more people laugh Lol
@whyamihere9454
@whyamihere9454 3 жыл бұрын
STOP YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW
@oofbruh2607
@oofbruh2607 3 жыл бұрын
excuse me techno is hilarious lmao
@miami_lolz
@miami_lolz 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m not an orphan though.” “n o t y e t” Current Objective: *Survive*
@burned_chip
@burned_chip 3 жыл бұрын
D:
@m0stly668
@m0stly668 3 жыл бұрын
:00
@acanadianpumpkin
@acanadianpumpkin 3 жыл бұрын
Except it's one of those objectives that you can't do It's a part of the story
@Anu_Vailious
@Anu_Vailious 3 жыл бұрын
Current objective: keep parents alive so techno doesn’t kill you since you’re an orphan
@its_andriette2918
@its_andriette2918 3 жыл бұрын
.o.
@austinstockman8400
@austinstockman8400 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not an orphan" "Not yet"
@EclipseGamingPS
@EclipseGamingPS 3 жыл бұрын
Damn i made the same comment without seeing this one. Im sorry
@austinstockman8400
@austinstockman8400 3 жыл бұрын
@@EclipseGamingPS itz ok
@Xyphos
@Xyphos 3 жыл бұрын
@@EclipseGamingPS LMAO I SAW YOUR COMMENT ABOVE THIS
@creeper_rei
@creeper_rei 3 жыл бұрын
@@EclipseGamingPS and you have more likes
@play3randh4zel25
@play3randh4zel25 3 жыл бұрын
*run*
@lanaomi3429
@lanaomi3429 3 жыл бұрын
*"But if Carl were to be in a different area, what would happen?"* Well, to put it simply: Your remains would be found scattered across _multiple_ different areas, Quackity.
@chaonimation9586
@chaonimation9586 3 жыл бұрын
Dam, you gives me the creeped vibe that technoblade's words in this video couldn't give
@Cinnigen
@Cinnigen 3 жыл бұрын
no wonder he was the traitor
@rash3732
@rash3732 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cinnigen what? since when lmao
@realbignoob1886
@realbignoob1886 3 жыл бұрын
@@chaonimation9586 yes
@pikapi9304
@pikapi9304 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cinnigen Wilbur was the traitor and techno was a scary anarchist
@doubleytcool
@doubleytcool 3 жыл бұрын
I love how techno is acting like quackity isn’t taking Carl, but he knows, like a parent
@dead3354
@dead3354 3 жыл бұрын
☘️
@hi-yq9jj
@hi-yq9jj 3 жыл бұрын
Quackity
@I.am.seungmin
@I.am.seungmin 2 жыл бұрын
He knows! ٩😑۶
@hearnts4385
@hearnts4385 2 жыл бұрын
I can soooooooo relay
@hiiusethisnametoshowmyfrie7877
@hiiusethisnametoshowmyfrie7877 2 жыл бұрын
Same xd
@OrangePee1s
@OrangePee1s 3 жыл бұрын
There's no way I'm the only person who enjoys watching people get scared of techno right? It's just really entertaining.
@dfquartzidn6151
@dfquartzidn6151 3 жыл бұрын
Especially when they kind of deserve it 😆
@samhague4213
@samhague4213 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the funniest thing
@thanosgiovanna6998
@thanosgiovanna6998 3 жыл бұрын
LLLLLLL he didnt even get mod on the server and take the whole server over LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
@jellyriver9490
@jellyriver9490 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Slayer56_
@Slayer56_ 3 жыл бұрын
E
@mylittle_cherry8213
@mylittle_cherry8213 3 жыл бұрын
me lying to my parents be like:
@KymberDezignz
@KymberDezignz 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@itzslayr1435
@itzslayr1435 3 жыл бұрын
Techno so nice that he won’t even kill Quackity
@KymberDezignz
@KymberDezignz 3 жыл бұрын
@@itzslayr1435 well technically speaking if techno were to make quactity a orphan hed kill quactity’s sanity, his hopes and dreams...... or techno could say *NO WITNESSES*
@thanosgiovanna6998
@thanosgiovanna6998 3 жыл бұрын
@@itzslayr1435 well thats technically true because atoms never touch and we are made up of atoms so no dream i did not slaughter quackity
@roundcorners1928
@roundcorners1928 3 жыл бұрын
Super not relatable totally not me
@jackbelmont4389
@jackbelmont4389 3 жыл бұрын
*attempts to steal horse* Techmo: "if you think this has a happy ending you are surely not paying attention"
@lunamoon8956
@lunamoon8956 3 жыл бұрын
Techno*
@oldbeast4884
@oldbeast4884 3 жыл бұрын
Techmo🙌
@noeakcrow4217
@noeakcrow4217 3 жыл бұрын
Techmobnade
@enjoisarussianspy1101
@enjoisarussianspy1101 3 жыл бұрын
TECHMO IS SCARY
@potatochips9284
@potatochips9284 3 жыл бұрын
Man techmobade is *big* scary.
@mulisagaming7916
@mulisagaming7916 3 жыл бұрын
Techno blade: I’m going to stab so many orphans Me: you just missed one
@leightonkekuewa1545
@leightonkekuewa1545 3 жыл бұрын
When you realize Fundy is an orphan
@deetoe3811
@deetoe3811 3 жыл бұрын
Hmm, but he still didn’t see tht carl is gone, so, technically, he didnt miss one, because he said IF CARL IS GONE and yes
@mizu3866
@mizu3866 3 жыл бұрын
@@leightonkekuewa1545 wait Fundy is an orphan??!?!!
@VChu_
@VChu_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@mizu3866 E-yes
@mizu3866
@mizu3866 3 жыл бұрын
@@VChu_ damn didn't knew
@anarxh3196
@anarxh3196 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Techno is so chill that everyone on the smp dares to not touch him, except for tommy.
@superd3clan_306
@superd3clan_306 3 жыл бұрын
Also the reason tommy has died repeatedly
@hellothere1216
@hellothere1216 3 жыл бұрын
*it stays in the pit*
@Soniccairo
@Soniccairo 3 жыл бұрын
Karl did
@miraculouscrazy924
@miraculouscrazy924 3 жыл бұрын
220th like
@senorpotatoes8198
@senorpotatoes8198 3 жыл бұрын
Cos Tommy is a bit stupid but we love him still
@silas8772
@silas8772 3 жыл бұрын
NOTHING BAD EEEEEVER HAPPENED TO THE KENNEDYS
@xavier2094
@xavier2094 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing bad ever happens to the Quackities
@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja
@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja 3 жыл бұрын
But something sure will happen to the Quakities
@PersonManManManMan
@PersonManManManMan 3 жыл бұрын
Eehhr ummm
@verbatim6668
@verbatim6668 3 жыл бұрын
AH-
@Banana-xz3sn
@Banana-xz3sn 3 жыл бұрын
I like your funny words magic man
@javieraparra5625
@javieraparra5625 3 жыл бұрын
"shut up nerd i'm trying to be intimidating" lmao
@cdragon7583
@cdragon7583 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@0_h1t3
@0_h1t3 3 жыл бұрын
@@cdragon7583 watch the whole video.
@cdragon7583
@cdragon7583 3 жыл бұрын
@@0_h1t3 you know what I did but still I want a timestamp for not just myself but for other people too... so I’m gonna get one
@_sumka
@_sumka 3 жыл бұрын
3:11
@Bob13454
@Bob13454 3 жыл бұрын
​@@cdragon7583 Jeez it's serious now, you're DEMANDING a timestamp. Good thing Sumouku obliged or I'd be worried for our health and safety.
@sora.2447
@sora.2447 3 жыл бұрын
Carl is a pet that sapnap's scared to take...
@cakeboy7782
@cakeboy7782 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if he took Carl, then he would start a longer war than the first pet war
@Lechampion3
@Lechampion3 3 жыл бұрын
There would be 2 more canon deaths on the server if sapnap took carl
@moved2938
@moved2938 3 жыл бұрын
@@calmlyrice1780 taking or killing carl is like killing John Wicks’s dog
@sharvishal
@sharvishal 3 жыл бұрын
The only pet
@miraculouscrazy924
@miraculouscrazy924 3 жыл бұрын
208th like
@stew1921
@stew1921 3 жыл бұрын
Quackity: I'm not an orphan though Technoblade: *NOT YET*
@justaman7124
@justaman7124 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp??
@PS-vr1uv
@PS-vr1uv 3 жыл бұрын
@@justaman7124 0:00 - 9:07
@christmasgrinch4017
@christmasgrinch4017 3 жыл бұрын
@@PS-vr1uv bruh
@litten4567
@litten4567 2 жыл бұрын
@@justaman7124 2:45
@lapislazuli9961
@lapislazuli9961 3 жыл бұрын
Quackity: "If I hit it, what would happen?" Techno's brain: "well for starters you'd die swiftly and painfully, but I assume you mean what would happen to the horse..."
@killerzslamz2757
@killerzslamz2757 3 жыл бұрын
@@private_account809 no i think he meant painfully
@miraculouscrazy924
@miraculouscrazy924 3 жыл бұрын
291th like
@lapislazuli9961
@lapislazuli9961 3 жыл бұрын
​@@private_account809 Not if Techno can help it
@sportsfaniguess154
@sportsfaniguess154 3 жыл бұрын
Techno would proceed to burn down the entire map and enslave all of the people to build a giant monument to Carl on the remains of L’manberg, Quackity would be tortured by Techno and his withers for all of time. After the monument is done, he would let everyone go (except Quackity, obviously) only to chase them all down, killing them one by one, making sure all they know is terror, constantly looking over their shoulder for the day that the grim reaper catches up to them. I’ll go into a bit more detail of Quackity’s torture, just so you know how gruesome it is. First, Techno forces Quackity to watch his house and everything he loves burn and die, he is then taken captive by Techno and held in a prison, everyday Techno comes to see him, he slices him within an inch of his life, Quackity regenerates, repeat, but that’s not all, he also brings in withers, spawns them, and let’s them repeatedly kill him, now you might think this gets boring, and it does, so techno spices it up, sometimes, he’ll set an army of mobs on him, other times he’ll just use his slaves to kill him, but eventually Techno has run out of ways to kill Quackity, so he brings it into the real world, he finds Quackity, kills his family in front of them, and tortures Quackity to the point his body is so deformed, so covered in burns and scars, you can’t even recognize him, he’s just a barely living blob of nothing, doomed to live the rest of his days in social exile as a freak, and that, that is Techno’s final revenge.
@Sarah12471
@Sarah12471 3 жыл бұрын
@@sportsfaniguess154 Nah, he would probably just make a nice lava renovation in quackitys house
@Xman34washere
@Xman34washere 3 жыл бұрын
The KZfaq Guidelines joke is dark
@Grace-53
@Grace-53 3 жыл бұрын
"The thing about depictions of extreme violence" 💀💀
@superd3clan_306
@superd3clan_306 3 жыл бұрын
That’s why it’s hilarious
@Xman34washere
@Xman34washere 3 жыл бұрын
@@superd3clan_306 yep
@HyperfixationWizard
@HyperfixationWizard 3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade is like the Blackbeard of minecraft. He knows that intimidation will win most conflicts and he uses it well because pretty much everyone on the server that isn't stupid is afraid of him.
@thonk6191
@thonk6191 3 жыл бұрын
@Haha Haha Aw sorry mate I already got out the virtual sniper rifle. You're about to be the jfk of the interwebs.
@BikerStep
@BikerStep 3 жыл бұрын
@Haha Haha i got the virtual ak47
@gmailquinn
@gmailquinn 2 жыл бұрын
Bring out the ac 130 and give it to streamer (irl) ranboo: quackity started a comment war
@Bossk-il8dp
@Bossk-il8dp 3 жыл бұрын
Techno blade is the definition of a microwave
@marvit_bot
@marvit_bot 3 жыл бұрын
Damn bro that's deep
@suspikuous
@suspikuous 3 жыл бұрын
*visible confusion*
@averageharambelover3541
@averageharambelover3541 3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@suspikuous
@suspikuous 3 жыл бұрын
@@averageharambelover3541 Me neither
@azureaqua_1177
@azureaqua_1177 3 жыл бұрын
tryharding bedwars: “mmmmmmmmm..”
@pooslide1333
@pooslide1333 3 жыл бұрын
"But im not an orphan" "Not yet" Objective: *Save your parents*
@toxicstar_10094
@toxicstar_10094 3 жыл бұрын
No save horse
@blue-8219
@blue-8219 2 жыл бұрын
No live
@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia
@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia 10 ай бұрын
but no, think about it. For every person in the world to survive, nobody is allowed to be an orphan, therefore, if everyone has at least one surviving parent, we would die of overcrowding. so therefore, no, save your grandparents then your parents, then RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
@ohyeah47
@ohyeah47 3 жыл бұрын
Its like a kid getting scared of his teacher
@cloudyvids8873
@cloudyvids8873 3 жыл бұрын
oh yeah
@ilovemen671
@ilovemen671 3 жыл бұрын
It’s like that one teacher who’s loves to joke around but then once he gets angry everyone is just scared
@cloudyvids8873
@cloudyvids8873 3 жыл бұрын
@@ilovemen671 do u have that teacher
@ilovemen671
@ilovemen671 3 жыл бұрын
@@cloudyvids8873 yes
@g4ming_raven651
@g4ming_raven651 3 жыл бұрын
@@cloudyvids8873 lol yeah same yes I have
@laufy955
@laufy955 3 жыл бұрын
"Well I'm gonna be back in 3 minutes so if carl isn-" "T-Three m-minutes?" He's scared. I don't blame him.
@blue-8219
@blue-8219 2 жыл бұрын
100
@laramayhalfpennytheARTIST
@laramayhalfpennytheARTIST 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@thesandwich7151
@thesandwich7151 3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade is more like a wise man acting like a predator, he scares them without being obvious hes acting. Edit: I don't want to say this but thank you guys for the likes. Edit 2: What the heck are my replies
@sleepl0l
@sleepl0l 3 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume he's acting
@thesandwich7151
@thesandwich7151 3 жыл бұрын
@@sleepl0l wait he isn't?
@bluenoob5945
@bluenoob5945 3 жыл бұрын
@@thesandwich7151 you dare assume his gender He's an god not a lowly human Bow down peaseants Nvm he didn't 10-0 dream trash unsubbing from him L L
@queenmaeve2861
@queenmaeve2861 3 жыл бұрын
@@bluenoob5945 I love how your entire comment sums up the fans of Techno lol
@vicpoints6788
@vicpoints6788 3 жыл бұрын
@@bluenoob5945 LMAO
@lovable_dork9797
@lovable_dork9797 3 жыл бұрын
In my opinion Techno is the quite one in the server but when he open his mouth, I don't know what to feel, be terrified or horrified 😂
@skypfo734
@skypfo734 3 жыл бұрын
Both.
@MercuryA2000
@MercuryA2000 3 жыл бұрын
The correct answer is yes.
@Lechampion3
@Lechampion3 3 жыл бұрын
There is no solution in that problem exempt beating the 27 withers
@Rhavet-
@Rhavet- 3 жыл бұрын
Techno is the embodiment of chaotic neutral
@Lechampion3
@Lechampion3 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@_username
@_username 3 жыл бұрын
Techno has the ability to be terrifying and hilarious at the same time
@hackergaming6372
@hackergaming6372 3 жыл бұрын
I disagree he is scary for others but when watching his streams the chat has power over the blood god
@Marasma
@Marasma 3 жыл бұрын
"Sword is gonna have a lot less durability when i'm done" damn
@fioremio
@fioremio 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not an orphan though.." _"Not yet"_
@kimchii4517
@kimchii4517 3 жыл бұрын
When is that
@yetanotherinternetidiot3060
@yetanotherinternetidiot3060 3 жыл бұрын
@@kimchii4517 2:44 look for yourself
@elisamangili4949
@elisamangili4949 Жыл бұрын
@@kimchii4517 2:45
@BrokenTooth
@BrokenTooth 3 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is Carl is probably the fastest horse in the server. And techno has a few more Superior horses in his secret base.
@joybreegaming8781
@joybreegaming8781 3 жыл бұрын
No he’s the 4th fastest horse in the server and techno also owns the 3rd 2nd and 1st horse on the server
@istoleallyourducktape5630
@istoleallyourducktape5630 3 жыл бұрын
Techno is that teacher in every school who is chill and quiet, but if you mess with them, you’re dead meat. 🍖
@noddarkwolf
@noddarkwolf 3 жыл бұрын
Someone: steals technoblades horse Technoblade: somebody's gonna die tonight
@shelbs8015
@shelbs8015 3 жыл бұрын
somebody's gonna be an orphan*
@superd3clan_306
@superd3clan_306 3 жыл бұрын
*everybody
@tubbotoaster8760
@tubbotoaster8760 3 жыл бұрын
this aged well
@thegorff
@thegorff 3 жыл бұрын
Quackity sounded so terrified and like he started crying. Never mess with Technoblade.
@paigeee8728
@paigeee8728 3 жыл бұрын
Techno is the scariest person on the server because he's just so chill about killing everyone...
@paigeee8728
@paigeee8728 3 жыл бұрын
Did you know Techno once said hi to me thro another person
@jericho6986
@jericho6986 3 жыл бұрын
Techno: 60 Seconds starts now Quackity: Sings" no no no no no no
@hotshotroom964
@hotshotroom964 3 жыл бұрын
“If it wasn’t for you stormcloaks, I would’ve stolen that horse and been halfway to hammerfell by now”
@maddoxmakesvideos
@maddoxmakesvideos 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not an orphan though." " *N O T Y E T* "
@robomix3162
@robomix3162 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly i frough he'd say "if you touch my horse... well... *It Will Be Worse Then What Happened On Minecraft Monday.* "
@sleepy8337
@sleepy8337 3 жыл бұрын
He should've
@thatguy5143
@thatguy5143 3 жыл бұрын
8:42 he shat himself
@generaljim3283
@generaljim3283 3 жыл бұрын
Techno just casually has 231 levels You know just the usual
@justnakiah4119
@justnakiah4119 3 жыл бұрын
231 levels Is no one gonna mention this?
@-Nea1984-
@-Nea1984- 3 жыл бұрын
He has a kill count of 28373 orphans so no wonder he got that much exp
@lilchromie
@lilchromie 3 жыл бұрын
@@-Nea1984- if I did my math right then that means each orphan drops 10 exp orbs. Neat.
@hmtkdkdnrkwjd
@hmtkdkdnrkwjd 3 жыл бұрын
@@lilchromie I should make a orphan exp farm
@kuf1627
@kuf1627 3 жыл бұрын
Lil Chromie Bigfoot Slayer it takes more exp each level to level up your levels, so your calculations are slightly wrong.
@flarethedragonlord7470
@flarethedragonlord7470 3 жыл бұрын
Oh it’s common knowledge that techno basically never dies
@silverdandylmao
@silverdandylmao 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO I saw this live xD i was waiting for someone to clip it hahaha
@thanosgiovanna6998
@thanosgiovanna6998 3 жыл бұрын
same
@galacticfire5315
@galacticfire5315 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jackporter815
@jackporter815 3 жыл бұрын
Samr
@luizmassucatto
@luizmassucatto 3 жыл бұрын
I did watch too
@llars1717
@llars1717 3 жыл бұрын
Ya the one time I watch techno i saw it live
@Shovel________________
@Shovel________________ 2 жыл бұрын
One of Techno's most effective forms of intimidation is threatening the offender while pretending nothing is wrong The most iconic and effective is the slow head turn
@tanamaina14
@tanamaina14 3 жыл бұрын
His sword is called *ORPHAN OBLITERATER* ಠ_ಠ
@dfquartzidn6151
@dfquartzidn6151 3 жыл бұрын
It was also chosen through a Twitter poll, lol.
@Lechampion3
@Lechampion3 3 жыл бұрын
Hes had it for well over 3 months
@moved2938
@moved2938 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lechampion3 don’t speak they’re new
@diregator9022
@diregator9022 3 жыл бұрын
"there are certain KZfaq guidelines I'd hate to violate" I think you need to switch KZfaq guidelines with Geneva Conventions there pal
@kaneconqueror6560
@kaneconqueror6560 3 жыл бұрын
Only one of them is relevent
@blrblesblrbles9646
@blrblesblrbles9646 3 жыл бұрын
when the parents say they're almost home and you haven't done any chores
@noobly_nuggets6186
@noobly_nuggets6186 3 жыл бұрын
fun fact: we haven't really seen techno with full rage yet, so stealing that horse would bring a wrath that nobody had seen before edit: I love how you can hear the fear in his voice after technoblade says three minutes
@lokeshverma9951
@lokeshverma9951 2 жыл бұрын
2:29 That is such a Badass and also scary line.If techno said that to me I would just quit the server
@legacy0162
@legacy0162 3 жыл бұрын
You've committed crime against skyrim and her people, what's say you on your defense Horse: cost 1000 gold Stealing horse: fined for 10 gold
@-randomuser-4897
@-randomuser-4897 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know if people realise that he's actually always trying really hard to appear scary, but it doesn't seem like it because he knows it will seem natural if he says it with a normal tone; he also seem to choose well his words to make it more effective. (That's at least what i think i would do if i wanted to appear scary)
@userK77920
@userK77920 3 жыл бұрын
i like how you analysed it lol
@boitata2617
@boitata2617 3 жыл бұрын
I just realised techno has many enchanted items and level 231... Scary
@frootloopsenthusiast2991
@frootloopsenthusiast2991 3 жыл бұрын
damn, techno is terrifying
@xueluu2127
@xueluu2127 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I saw this live 2 it was funny
@dienmy6531
@dienmy6531 3 жыл бұрын
me too
@heatherreadsreddit8579
@heatherreadsreddit8579 3 жыл бұрын
Who was streaming it? I’d love to see the whole thing.
@dienmy6531
@dienmy6531 3 жыл бұрын
@@heatherreadsreddit8579 technoblade is the one who streaming it
@JawsGojira
@JawsGojira 3 жыл бұрын
You can hear the fear in his voice every second techno goes back
@aldenstromberg7273
@aldenstromberg7273 3 жыл бұрын
im sorry quackity but i watched carefully and i happened to notice that techno's horse one block to the left when he came back
@maxversthappening8166
@maxversthappening8166 3 жыл бұрын
Techno is the most passive aggressive person ever and I love it
@sayastress
@sayastress 3 жыл бұрын
techno: *stabbing hoglins* fundy: *NYOOOOOOOM*
@kittydemonoverkill
@kittydemonoverkill Жыл бұрын
God, Techno was so good at mind games. Quackity is just terrified of Techno now. Rest in peace, Techno.
@kittydemonoverkill
@kittydemonoverkill Жыл бұрын
Him just running past quackity at the end was perfect
@noellove0
@noellove0 3 жыл бұрын
It's great when Sam "accidentally" causes someone extreme fear by ratting them out for something stupid they did. Really brings out a good mood in me. :)
@jorgen6969
@jorgen6969 2 жыл бұрын
2:47 "Not yet" Made me spit my drink
@butterflyman5428
@butterflyman5428 3 жыл бұрын
Fundy just walk away mind his bussiness
@fr0ggieMOVED
@fr0ggieMOVED 3 жыл бұрын
“I am going to stab so many orphans” Caught me off guard that is terrifying
@andrelstorolli8251
@andrelstorolli8251 3 жыл бұрын
''the comment section is full of ''im not an orphan tho'' ''not yet''
@grokborketharek8165
@grokborketharek8165 3 жыл бұрын
5:33 six yr old me when I finish a Popsicle
@felooso689
@felooso689 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna see sapnap try to take his horse
@ramonagomez3228
@ramonagomez3228 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, Sapnap will be the first adult orphan he conquers
@azale_2241
@azale_2241 3 жыл бұрын
@@ramonagomez3228 I guess Rest In Peace Badboyhalo if that happens. (Apparently Bad is Sapnap’s dad, I don’t know when this happened but apparently it happened)
@superd3clan_306
@superd3clan_306 3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Sapnap
@dfquartzidn6151
@dfquartzidn6151 3 жыл бұрын
@@azale_2241 Wait...Does that mean at one point Skeppy was Sapnap’s son in law? If he was, he’d also be Dream’s brother in law. Also during Dream and Fundy’s wedding, it was kind of confirmed that Sapnap is Dream’s parent. So if that’s canon, not only is Fundy technically Sapnap’s son in law and Badboyhalo’s brother in law, Badboyhalo and Dream are brothers...
@azale_2241
@azale_2241 3 жыл бұрын
@@dfquartzidn6151 What the hell these family trees are confusing...
@CygnusDoesThings
@CygnusDoesThings 3 жыл бұрын
When someone tries to get Techno’s pet for content and war stuff:
@lilyshasta8833
@lilyshasta8833 3 жыл бұрын
"Its not an experiment. Its a social experiment" I dont know why but this made me laugh so hard-
@Bus572
@Bus572 Жыл бұрын
Bye, legend.
@IanW4297
@IanW4297 3 жыл бұрын
2:35+ lmao “I’m not an orphan though...” “NOT YET.”
@cdmonmcginn7561
@cdmonmcginn7561 3 жыл бұрын
"but im not an orphan" "not yet"
@dolansound9297
@dolansound9297 2 жыл бұрын
that "NOT YET" was terrifying i love how just scary techno can be. If i had to chose who ti fight between the ender dragin and techno im picking the dragon im not dying today
@SkylerGrace0506
@SkylerGrace0506 3 жыл бұрын
Only just now realized his sword is called Orphan Obliterator.
@JC-rb6vm
@JC-rb6vm 3 жыл бұрын
I like how Techno said "My precious horse armor" but he just found on a roaming horse😂
@alejandro80021
@alejandro80021 Жыл бұрын
These clips mean much more now
@shivanshsaxena2527
@shivanshsaxena2527 3 жыл бұрын
6:47 that's what the llama said
@dragonmage1175
@dragonmage1175 3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like an angry dad
@CyberCy2
@CyberCy2 2 жыл бұрын
Techno gave him a chance to turn back and return the horse. What a nice guy
@parptot
@parptot 3 жыл бұрын
4:10 technoblade killed his own kind
@joe-eg3mk
@joe-eg3mk 2 жыл бұрын
Techno is the most monotone scary super villain in the entirety of man kind
@orbixx4613
@orbixx4613 3 жыл бұрын
3:20 how to deal with traffic
@monkeywithsunglasses8758
@monkeywithsunglasses8758 3 жыл бұрын
Im dying of laughter because i can imagine Quackity rushing to put Carl back on his place when Techno found out
@rustlerconsumer3703
@rustlerconsumer3703 3 жыл бұрын
This is literally how john wick one started
@turquoisemoon8453
@turquoisemoon8453 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the subtitles!! Really appreciate it! Loved this part on stream xD
@cathleeneg2698
@cathleeneg2698 3 жыл бұрын
0:09 whoa technos horse is unique the horse can eat Wood 🪵
@DoodleDanielYT
@DoodleDanielYT 3 жыл бұрын
1:22 Quackity: 😰 hahaha, yeah.... trueeee
@togathin7009
@togathin7009 2 жыл бұрын
I just thought of something I would’ve found hilarious. What if Quackity told Karl to get on and just left him where Carl was. That would be the funniest thing ever.
@stupid_flannel_gal484
@stupid_flannel_gal484 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that techno can scare anyone on the smp without actually saying what he’ll do 😭
@theorcapuppet4653
@theorcapuppet4653 Жыл бұрын
5:19 Imagine being Fundy just minding your business just trying to go back to overworld to use your brand new stuff you got from tradin-this is way to much information.........AND THEN IMMEDIATELY SEE THE STRONGEST MAN IN TERMS OF PVP ON THE SERVER AGGRESSIVELY RUSH TOWARDS THE PORTAL WITH HIS SWORD OUT
@plauvion
@plauvion 3 жыл бұрын
2:30 F R I G H T E N E D L A U G H T E R
@heart0f0bsidian28
@heart0f0bsidian28 3 жыл бұрын
Great clip! Thanks for uploading this, i was looking for it!
@13javierkennedi11
@13javierkennedi11 3 жыл бұрын
You can just watch it on technoblade past livestream playlist.
@koneho8389
@koneho8389 3 жыл бұрын
This seems like a very terrifying game/movie for quackity right now, is there someone that sells movie snacks for 1 like?
@imnothere5914
@imnothere5914 3 жыл бұрын
Qackity: *Pulls out netherite* Techno blade: YOU HAVE ONE DEBRE YOU ARE SOOO KILLABLE RIGHT NOW Me and my friend: *Goes to the nether and we find a lot of debre*
@shachin6342
@shachin6342 3 жыл бұрын
7:30 it’s looks and sounds like the horse just kissed quackity
@phantasmo88
@phantasmo88 11 ай бұрын
2:53 HAD a family
@randompoorlydrawndragon3076
@randompoorlydrawndragon3076 3 жыл бұрын
Quackity:"But im not an orphan" Technoblade:"N O T Y E T =)"
@pants7988
@pants7988 3 жыл бұрын
3:43 shouldve said the horse was a carnivore
@skyj5606
@skyj5606 2 жыл бұрын
And in that moment quackity faced a great fear 2:10 Totally not a dragon ball z cell saga narrator quote
@rn1sha
@rn1sha 3 жыл бұрын
Quackity: "What if i hit it" Techno: *"So you've chosen death"*
@theduckking5720
@theduckking5720 3 жыл бұрын
He never stole it you have no proof
@heathjake25
@heathjake25 3 жыл бұрын
neither do you, eh?
@rabbid3433
@rabbid3433 3 жыл бұрын
@@heathjake25 he doesn't need to have evidence. innocent until proven guilty.
@husky9874
@husky9874 3 жыл бұрын
@@rabbid3433 guilty until proven innocent just like how justice works irl
@totmgsrockxd9900
@totmgsrockxd9900 3 жыл бұрын
Quackity didn't really steal it but only because Techno scared the shit outta him lmao. If Techno did nothing it's possible Quackity would have stolen it.
@phrogish
@phrogish 3 жыл бұрын
He- he has 231 levels...
@summereliza1341
@summereliza1341 3 жыл бұрын
Quackity sounds so cute-when he’s nervous
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