"I have a pickaxe and I'll put it through your teeth!" - Technoblade
@bhavyashah32463 жыл бұрын
he got that from sun Tzu the art of pvp
@riz37783 жыл бұрын
and i shit you not he did that
@notlogical40163 жыл бұрын
@@riz3778 and then he named it toothpick.......
@Ghostgamer15013 жыл бұрын
@@bhavyashah3246 I would have said I'm going to put this pickaxe in ur fuxking skull
@p9thead3 жыл бұрын
toothpick
@iam_E3 жыл бұрын
whys is technos chat always obsessed with me
@living_fast65603 жыл бұрын
E
@amiruldanial63653 жыл бұрын
E
@diandewi88523 жыл бұрын
E
@mriadvised87193 жыл бұрын
E
@Jack-qu3qz3 жыл бұрын
E
@JealotGaming3 жыл бұрын
Techno: in the midst of being executed Ghostbur: "I named him friend!"
@daku17943 жыл бұрын
Technoblade as a good brother to his dead brother "That's nice ghostbur"
@leanimafriend95223 жыл бұрын
Ghostbur is adorable
@mikattkilratt76303 жыл бұрын
Same energy as that one meme with the guy thats gonna be executed and the one next to him says, “First Time?”
@puremajik89293 жыл бұрын
E
@Yuri-ic4tl3 жыл бұрын
Rip Friend
@ausramarcinkeviciute78403 жыл бұрын
Quackity: *confused how Techno survived* Techno: *literally holding a totem*
@thebreezilyblade96843 жыл бұрын
quackity does not understand game mechanics
@squallshot3 жыл бұрын
Tbh i saw phils pov and didnt notice the totem either, only saw the achievement.
@ausramarcinkeviciute78403 жыл бұрын
@@squallshot I meant later while Quackity was going "hOw DiD yOu Do ThAt TeChNoBlADe!?" in the final control room Techno was holding a very obvious totem in his hand lol
@squallshot3 жыл бұрын
@@ausramarcinkeviciute7840 lol yeah, you can't not see that. Just reffering to the initial confusion at the execution.
@jotinha90443 жыл бұрын
Dude, you guys are forgetting that Dream SMP is a roleplay server, quackity is not that dumb...
@user-hh9jc9hs8f3 жыл бұрын
There’s 3 laws of motion and physics... 1. An object in motion, will stay in motion 2. The force on an object is equal to it’s mass times it’s acceleration 3. *Technoblade never dies*
@vonpacilan68813 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Ok-bg8hv3 жыл бұрын
That’s not a law of motion that’s just the law
@ashut0ast233 жыл бұрын
F=-mdv/dt for the 3rd one
@sish99123 жыл бұрын
For every force, there is an equal and opposite reaction. *Except Techno*
@imthebuginursalad2133 жыл бұрын
well said, somebody write that down
@cizlen41253 жыл бұрын
Dude when you see "Postmortal" appear in chat.. oh that gave me chillllls
@ignacion3883 жыл бұрын
Wtf why lol
@TheJosiahTurner3 жыл бұрын
@@ignacion388 it is quite satisfying to cheat death
@_Tzer3 жыл бұрын
also it was his first time on the server using a totem
@TheKing0fBacon18 күн бұрын
@@ignacion388 bc hes never used a totem before he was just that cracked, RIP
@henrycotton7443 жыл бұрын
"You think death can kill me quackity" 😂😂
@robinvonken99753 жыл бұрын
Im sorry that i say this. But it is: do you think that death can stop me.
@2k7u3 жыл бұрын
You really thought that killing me was enough to make me die?!?!?
@feron87243 жыл бұрын
bro u are deaf
@kyler94213 жыл бұрын
To be fair he had a totem of undying.
@novak_useless26373 жыл бұрын
Never will
@impera74653 жыл бұрын
the fact that techno only just got a Postmortal achievement means that he has literally never been close to death that the totem of undying uses itself
@joxering95283 жыл бұрын
Too good to die
@that_one_duck91173 жыл бұрын
well on java you have individual achievements for each world, so it just meant he had never popped a totem in the dream smp, not necessarily never on that account
@SpectreEdit3 жыл бұрын
@@that_one_duck9117 that's what he meant
@hitman20402 жыл бұрын
@@that_one_duck9117 do yoy think he playes survival other than this? Hypixel dont even have those totema but yeah you can be right.
@romano40952 жыл бұрын
@@hitman2040 techno barely plays hypixel anymore I checked his profile and he hasn’t been on for a long while
@calabeaner3 жыл бұрын
Say it with me: “Not even close”
@shuktisarkar39533 жыл бұрын
Not even close
@sbydkok3 жыл бұрын
Not even close
@Reiwah3 жыл бұрын
Not even close
@Gyro_6783 жыл бұрын
Not even close
@duceysanem3 жыл бұрын
Not even close
@pizzaater7033 жыл бұрын
He was more worried about Carl than 4 people in netherite chasing him.
@Ricardo5911jakakak2 жыл бұрын
Carl is an essential plot device for techno
@RandomPerson-cm2wg2 жыл бұрын
@@Ricardo5911jakakak And his retirement plan. Seriously, at this point I’m pretty sure that Fossilnet donated so much to Techno that it’s enough for him to buy Dream a house.
@picasso47822 жыл бұрын
karl is a horse
@picasso47822 жыл бұрын
he is gay
@gianttacogod3 жыл бұрын
Techno vs quackity is equivalent to a mech warrior with laser guided missles vs some dude in light combat armor and a m16
@Jack-qu3qz3 жыл бұрын
Im not sure who is who and i love it
@vazywazzy50233 жыл бұрын
If technoblade was either he'd win.
@SPACEHARICE3 жыл бұрын
But that dude with a m16 is Rambo
@gayanudugampola89733 жыл бұрын
Snake vs Metal Gear.
@etunpeudevitriol3 жыл бұрын
But that dude with a m16 is on drugs
@HermitCree3 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how he actually. Killed a guy. In full netherite and a diamond axe. With a. With a pickaxe. And iron armour. He's. He's so good.
@perhaps50953 жыл бұрын
I physically pogged so hard
@Appy-qn4ni3 жыл бұрын
And the fact that 1. The netherite was full prot 4 2. Techno didn't take even 1 heart of damage
@cainclay24353 жыл бұрын
@@Appy-qn4ni to be fair he did have stregnth and turtle potions that shit would do like 10 hearts with technos regular sword to a full prot 4
@Appy-qn4ni3 жыл бұрын
@@cainclay2435 mhm
@Appy-qn4ni3 жыл бұрын
When Punz just dropped in and started attacking them, I was so happy.
@erikm83733 жыл бұрын
Those guys who make the animatics are gonna have a field day with today's streams
@HermitCree3 жыл бұрын
I'm SO excited for the animations of this
@TheagenesFromThasos3 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure what their gonna be able to do with technoblade just beating the ever-loving hell out of quackity unless it’s like an epic fight scene lol.
@luc42563 жыл бұрын
@@HermitCree oh boy they did
@jamesheymans82153 жыл бұрын
just saw this comment after SAD-ist's new animation
@nurak71273 жыл бұрын
I came to this video after watchng Sad-ist's new animation
@bro16543 жыл бұрын
5:13 "Do you think you are enough to kill me? Even unarmed, with iron armor. Do you really think you can take me?" That gave me chills.
@DominantDodo3 жыл бұрын
How would that give you chills? Thats not scary or Intimidating at all
@prsly.h67393 жыл бұрын
@@DominantDodo its techno
@DoomRLC3 жыл бұрын
@@DominantDodo Clearly you don't know Technoblade, his words alone spill fear into his enemies.
@azzydreamurr56772 жыл бұрын
@@DominantDodo the guy beat people in full armor while using wool at some point
@datawave_gd2 жыл бұрын
@@DominantDodo Clearly u don't know who this man is
@vicc23273 жыл бұрын
I like how “hog hunt” made this scene looks so cinematic but when u watch the actual thing it looks like a 3rd grade play
@krishdafish3 жыл бұрын
Thats what i thought lol
@gonggonglive2 жыл бұрын
I watched it in the reverse order, thinking this one was epic and then when I watched hog hunt, it was like 1000x more epic
@theskitzled44683 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of Techno's best smp streams
@thebreezilyblade96843 жыл бұрын
he just bet that today
@oStraw3 жыл бұрын
if technoblade had his sword and used a strength pot it would do about 17 dmg but this man had a pickaxe and beat his ass
@thepiasticbag24623 жыл бұрын
crits too
@nagapandian3 жыл бұрын
I mean quackity was spamming the axe, and he had turtle master potions which alone are op but he had strength regen and speed potions too. it was in the script for techno to win so he was basically always gonna win
@trollsdontgetblocked99412 жыл бұрын
@@nagapandian only events are planned, outcomes arent
@nagapandian2 жыл бұрын
@@trollsdontgetblocked9941 Ohhh Ok
@gonggonglive2 жыл бұрын
@@trollsdontgetblocked9941 this fight was definitely planned but only by techno and not by the writers. He probably figured someone would catch up to him and it would be epic to kick netherite people’s ass using a pickaxe. He didn’t even need that pickaxe, that shit was for shits and giggles
@HermitCree3 жыл бұрын
The stream isn't even over you're so powerful
@novak_useless26373 жыл бұрын
Lol give me the views.
@HermitCree3 жыл бұрын
@@novak_useless2637 I'm gonna give you at LEAST 100 views on my own lmao
@novak_useless26373 жыл бұрын
That means a lot thank you!
@HermitCree3 жыл бұрын
@@novak_useless2637 :D also I watched your most annoying person in Bed Wars video, 10/10 you definitely earned my sub! :)
@novak_useless26373 жыл бұрын
@@HermitCree that video was kind of mistake but I am glad you like it.
@ItzRainbowGirlPlays3 жыл бұрын
Techno: you should gone for the totem
@red_five33253 жыл бұрын
Quackity: "I am... inevitable." *(pulls the lever)* Techno: "And I... am... Technoblade." *(Technoblade has reached the goal: Postmortal)*
@notyukon54203 жыл бұрын
technoblade= captain jack sparrow
@TheagenesFromThasos3 жыл бұрын
Lmao I saw someone say that in chat and didn’t get it until the stream was over
@notyukon54203 жыл бұрын
@@TheagenesFromThasos lol
@jeschoofs3 жыл бұрын
You will remember this day as the day you almost caught technoblade
@Deus82943 жыл бұрын
It was really fun to watch this live. This is better than any Netflix show out there
@kiwipeelz13283 жыл бұрын
Agreed 😂
@mexicandreammum47923 жыл бұрын
This was POGGGG ME GUSTA
@aeughhhhh3 жыл бұрын
the whole interaction between quackity and techno was so funny
@evanescence75833 жыл бұрын
My dude really killed him with a pickaxe
@ivayzen60223 жыл бұрын
And iron armor
@BrokenTooth3 жыл бұрын
Have you seen his old skywars gameplay where he killed 9 people with a pickaxe?
@userK779203 жыл бұрын
@@BrokenTooth it was funny as heck, he obliterated them 😆😆
@Soda_Bobinski3 жыл бұрын
i cant find the skywars video does anyone have a link
@userK779203 жыл бұрын
@@Soda_Bobinski here> kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mb6TrdJ-3MrShGQ.html This is the skywars vid, the time it happened was approximitly at 1:34 sec into the video i think
@Goldenaitor Жыл бұрын
"you think death can stop me quackity" those words hit hard after his death
@m.d5114 Жыл бұрын
It didn't stop him tho, he's still here in our hearts ♥
@jeremysorejian3 жыл бұрын
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES BISH
@emeraldraidz31673 жыл бұрын
learn ur spelling nerd
@HiHi-zg7od3 жыл бұрын
@@emeraldraidz3167 He spelt it right tho-
@hihello39633 жыл бұрын
@@emeraldraidz3167 he spelled it right tho
@SquishDotFla3 жыл бұрын
@@emeraldraidz3167 He spelt it right tho-
@6000.3 жыл бұрын
@@emeraldraidz3167 he spelled it right tho-
@warhammer40k193 жыл бұрын
let's be honest even without armor technoblade still will win
@puddlee3 жыл бұрын
I mean it’s staged, quackity died on purpose
@warhammer40k193 жыл бұрын
@@puddlee if you think so
@puddlee3 жыл бұрын
@@warhammer40k19 It is lmao, no one can be this trash. The smp is literally a role play script 😩
@warhammer40k193 жыл бұрын
@@puddlee k
@sapnavora68343 жыл бұрын
@@warhammer40k19 it is LMAO dream smp is staged
@D34N9663 жыл бұрын
“When in doubt break your opponents teeth” -Sun Tzu Art of War
@FUTxBrandy3 жыл бұрын
5:34 Techno: “I have a pickaxe! And I will put it through your teeth quackity!”
@nguyenthihue34493 жыл бұрын
Tbh quackity actually helped him by giving him a free netherite set
@fauxpas45893 жыл бұрын
"...replacing one ruthless dictator with another..." - Technoblade, the Art of War
@newromanianmappernrm44203 жыл бұрын
Damn, second Time techno's beat stupid odds teeth in with a pickaxe
@2k7u3 жыл бұрын
5:12 I love this tone change in technoblade's voice
@ItzRainbowGirlPlays3 жыл бұрын
totem of undying: techno its not your time to die
@hozhuofeng98773 жыл бұрын
Come.This is no place to die.
@hozhuofeng98773 жыл бұрын
@Drowned what happened?
@lunaticcrisp18933 жыл бұрын
techno: i need a lead! also techno: starts mining a bigger tunnel for carl me: you have a lead in your inv
@lowit98753 жыл бұрын
The stream isn’t even over this is literally just theft
@ethanronen96413 жыл бұрын
+1
@calvin84643 жыл бұрын
"theft"
@saitama_stillchill67873 жыл бұрын
Technically its fair use because its transformative just the fact that it shows a specific clip is enough ..
@sammysaito5293 жыл бұрын
This video doesn’t have ad, what are they stealing?
@-Comet.3 жыл бұрын
@@saitama_stillchill6787 That's not how fair use works. There is no original value added to this, it's literally just ripped from the stream. If the video was analyzed or something instead, like how techno looked at the 100k duel, then it would be. This is just theft.
@ArunRaj-dh1cd3 жыл бұрын
"Technoblade ThERe iS An aNvIL" Techno: *Totem goes brrrrrrrrr*
@tmb231311 ай бұрын
4:05 "you think death can stop me quackity?" it hurts so fucking much man
@Mr.Boyo133 жыл бұрын
0:54 “jack sparrow this already” BRUH😭😂😂😂😂 so true
@smiley95483 жыл бұрын
You see how Techno broke his ankles in the beginning of the fight 😂
@nobodynobody96867 ай бұрын
I like how Fundy goes over to look at Friend when Ghostbur is introducing him. Very sweet
@Dignity534 Жыл бұрын
The fact that techno says “ I need a lead!” And then literally passes the lead in his inventory 😂
@khaotic5823 жыл бұрын
The guy who said ‘JUST CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW THIS ALREADY’ really has good taste.
@mr.skellix71973 жыл бұрын
I love the title “after killing quackity using a pickax.” It shows how he evens thinks it’s ridiculous
@apurplekitkat11 ай бұрын
Techno: defeats Quackity in full netherite armor wielding just a pickaxe and donning iron armor Also Techno: is searching for a lead nearly the entire time, fails to see it hovering one square above all the potions in his hot bar
@boogalahjo21502 жыл бұрын
Techno: where’s a lead? Dream: in the chest Also technoblade: has lead in his inventory
@thomaslarkin33073 жыл бұрын
When he says I have a pickaxe, and I'll put it through your teeth I actually get chills.
@grayersteeves55703 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Techno: HEH. HEH
@LifeAndDeath..2 жыл бұрын
*Techno in the middle of an execution* *Meanwhile..* Ghostbur: I named him friend! Techno: That’s fantastic Wilbur, *I’m about to die.*
@thebiolibrary55722 жыл бұрын
The fact that Techno fought Quackity shows he’d do anything to protect his friends. He could have just left the horse and ran, but he spent enough time trying to widen the tunnel that Quackity caught up to him.
@Knight-ci4ye3 жыл бұрын
"I have a pickaxe, and I'll put it through your teeth! *I'll put it through your teeth quackity!"*
@kaikena22563 жыл бұрын
Holy crap the animatics are gonna be so lit
@mr.skellix71973 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@k_jrin283 жыл бұрын
A SAD-ist animation about this just came out and it does 😭😭
@totallynotastro Жыл бұрын
bro was so confident that he didn't even craft any diamond armor he had diamonds in his ender chest
@trucecastle7 ай бұрын
The fact he was that confident he would win the 1v1 at 5:29 that he doesn't even need a notch apple lmao
@striker89613 жыл бұрын
"You think death can stop me Quackity?"
@xx....fexey8023 Жыл бұрын
Now his dead
@yuikeiko80488 ай бұрын
"My aim is so bad!" "Yeah, i know it i-💀" 😂😂😂
@Dog_Bro273 ай бұрын
R.I.P Technoblade never dies
@whopcap76293 жыл бұрын
3:13 'I need a lead!' Bruh theres one in ur inventory lmfao
@shadowgunslinger31343 жыл бұрын
I hope quackity now knows the saying why “technoblade never dies” now
@Hannah-ud8yt3 жыл бұрын
Wow the hog hunt animation made this look so much cooler than it was. He said hi to ghostbur as punz played ring around the Rosie
@raybam13382 жыл бұрын
And that is why kids , technoblade NEVER DIES
@icetooththehybrid48073 жыл бұрын
Wait does that mean quackity lost his last life
@lowit98753 жыл бұрын
Idk man
@AstralBlue42333 жыл бұрын
What was his first death?
@lamtungvo20023 жыл бұрын
@@memebot4320 wait what do they each have 3 lives is that a rule where they can only canonically die 3 times
@JKDrixter3 жыл бұрын
Everyone has 3 canon lives, except dream, dream only dies if he does a sick backflip into a volcanoe impressing everyone.
@resurrectedpa3 жыл бұрын
@@JKDrixter lol
@titan1639 Жыл бұрын
"you think death can stop me?" 😭😭😭
@keaton_jb_meme_central3 жыл бұрын
Quackity: *has full netherite gear and a diamond axe* Techno with only Iron armor and a Netherite pick: I like those odds
@CJ559812 жыл бұрын
Me after yesterday's stream: *oh how the tables have turned...*
@Freak-ky4pv2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@LilithLorenz3 жыл бұрын
Expectation: Hog Hunt - Sadist Reality: This clip
@rozieredz3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade can clutch escape his own execution and beat Quackity to death with a pickaxe but he can't find a lead in his OWN INVENTORY
@Smilednathan11 ай бұрын
"you think death can stop me?"
@cizlen41253 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the animatics.
@boredom-_-58473 жыл бұрын
Techno had ten heats in iron armor fighting with a pixaxe
@xiangningli40763 жыл бұрын
he had potions and potions are overpowered in 1.16
@GMFan3 жыл бұрын
He had a god apple also
@boredom-_-58473 жыл бұрын
@@GMFan he never used the god apple
@Chaos-wi6br3 жыл бұрын
@@GMFan and he forgot to eat the God Apple
@nagapandian3 жыл бұрын
Quackity was spamming axe also he had potions
@saladbowl96629 ай бұрын
“I need a lead” literally right in front of him
@KO-yh9er Жыл бұрын
Rest easy Legend
@VvProtocallvV3 жыл бұрын
I wonder why punz and dream helped 🤔🤔
@emma-dh1pv3 жыл бұрын
bc they know techno is the most powerful character in the smp, and they know if they help techno techno is not gonna kill them. and thats what I called big brain
@shimrarin26603 жыл бұрын
@@emma-dh1pv yeah later on in the stream techno says he owes dream a favor
@carladieguez64063 жыл бұрын
Meibe because e as 55 WITERS IN IS SECRETE BASE
@bbritneyle3 жыл бұрын
It’s in the script
@zackrose62613 жыл бұрын
@@carladieguez6406 I can see dream having fun setting that up with techno honestly.
@gonggonglive2 жыл бұрын
Quackity: Has full enchanted Netherite Techno: (while wearing iron armor and a pickaxe) “Do you think you’re enough to kll me?” Quackity: walks backwards in fear
@_.zxc._ Жыл бұрын
a dμmb@55 ignores the fact that techno had op potions and only assumes that techno only done it with just iron armor
@iamofgoneyes8997 Жыл бұрын
@@_.zxc._ quackity used a iron axe but ok
@LiterallyIdkBro2 жыл бұрын
this king never dies!!!!
@ulagat26973 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Quackity plays with death himself
@tsunlam47103 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure techno didn't even need the potions to kill this guy.
@mr.skellix71973 жыл бұрын
His name is quackity
@tsunlam47103 жыл бұрын
@@mr.skellix7197 ik lmao
@nagapandian3 жыл бұрын
He didn’t but only cuz quackity spammed axe. If quackity timed the hits techno would have died for sure
@Hp-Nerd2 жыл бұрын
Techno never dies
@vanessabartko83033 жыл бұрын
He had a lead in his invent the whole time
@jarosawbanaszkiewicz2113 жыл бұрын
Remember :TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIE
@akhazane69223 жыл бұрын
Quackitys little uunnghhh when he died is awsome
@koukitang8808 Жыл бұрын
"You think death can stop me?"- Techno
@Ratio73 жыл бұрын
I wanted him to say the line. "Technoblade never dies"
@heronice80093 жыл бұрын
we all should thank dream for creating this smp which gave us so many pog moments
@Kruelx3 жыл бұрын
Carl is alive POG
@astrix27262 жыл бұрын
Technoblade in execution: would'nt break the glass to let him free Technoblade in pandora's vault: Tells dream to mine obsidian with mining fatigue
@broplayz0idontknow6283 жыл бұрын
Everyone: in war Techno:about to be executed Ghost bur: I named him friend!
@nenababsbbabababsb8871 Жыл бұрын
RIP TECHNO he was a god we lost a legend 🙏
@theman420693 жыл бұрын
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
@theworldtiniestfly78192 жыл бұрын
This is one of the reasons why TECHNO NEVER DIESSS
@shamsowo37892 жыл бұрын
Techno had a lead this whole time and throw away while looking for it 😂😂
@woot10183 жыл бұрын
That was fast
@DaDerpyCarrot3 жыл бұрын
we already know, Sad-ist is gonna make one heck of an animation for this one
@iamletomas3 жыл бұрын
Grammar 10/10 no sarcasm
@DaDerpyCarrot3 жыл бұрын
@@iamletomas shh no one saw that lol
@RandomOmlent22 Жыл бұрын
Technoblade never dies!!
@Felix-rr8he Жыл бұрын
Blood for the blood god 😭
@leandromendoza58353 жыл бұрын
Is it bad me to think they are the bad guys in this situation? PD: Big Q got OWNED so hard
@novak_useless26373 жыл бұрын
Fell free to sub and like for more cool moments of Dream SMP.
@spacedominator71633 жыл бұрын
Sorry i didnt fell free
@novak_useless26373 жыл бұрын
@@spacedominator7163 then feel captured.
@spacedominator71633 жыл бұрын
@@novak_useless2637 yes'nt
@plasmac.l.a.n20143 жыл бұрын
@@novak_useless2637 which stream was this?
@novak_useless26373 жыл бұрын
@@plasmac.l.a.n2014 I think its technoblde youtube Nothing goes wrong.
@jansten_0812 Жыл бұрын
"You think DEATH can stop me?" Technoblade will fly high although he is dead. RIP
@crystallxix14933 жыл бұрын
"2 things are certain. Death and technoblade never dies. Im still uncertain about death tho" -Albert Einstein totally
@crypix3 жыл бұрын
5:50 I just burst out laughing for 3 minutes straight on this single moment
@mitsunitaiko17423 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks Quackity sounded like Schlatt during their exchange in the final control room? He had his iconic tone Also this is my favorite fight of the Dream SMP thus far, sure Techno vs L'manberg was epic but this 1v1 in a corridor looked so much more personnal