"I am 46" "That's older than my father." "Damn, how sexy is that?"

"I'm old enough but it's still kinda dicey" Way to end on a high note, guys 🤣

“The captain made me sing in a nightgown in front of all his friends.” I never realized how unusual and weird that was until now...

"You're a geriatric telegram boy and I'm rich and good with puppets, so you do the math." This line did not get enough love.

I love how every time John does SNL he uses it as an excuse to let his frustrated musical theatre performer out.

"im old enough but its still kinda dicey"

Can we talk about how progressive SNL is? Look at this, a proud Asian-American woman playing Rolf.

I’ve wanted that pink dress since I was seven going on eight...now I’m 33.

This is Austria, Nineteen-thirty-bad!

John Mulaney sure does sing a lot for someone who claims they can’t sing

“Liesel, I know you’re freaked out, but this is Austria 1930 bad. In a few months, this will be the least of your worries”.

"Focus on the age stuff" didn't get enough of a laugh.

"age is just a number that the government keeps track of" oh my god

"I am thirty-three, next month I'll be thirty-nine, baby, I'm forty-one." Also, there's a rumor I just started about how Rolf is really Lucius Malfoy.

“Maybe a Nazi maybe” was absolutely written by John

No I need the whole followup number of 'I'm old enough but it's still kind of dicey' please

SNL heard us say “more Cecily singing” and they have answered.

I feel like John definitely wrote the line “wow, she’s got a list.” Perfect delivery

This reminds me of “Orphaned at 33” from Twisted

I must say, that game he was playing with his age reminded me of the usual routine on To Catch A Predator. Chris Hansen: "How old are you?" Potential predator: "Um, 22?" Chris Hansen: "The chat logs show you claimed your age to be 31!" Potential predator: "Yeah, 31-35, about." Chris Hansen (voiceover): "We later found out that he was 43." 🤣

“I’ve had some birthdays since we started talking.” God help me, I feel like that sometimes.

Oh, silly Liesl, when man says he’s a tall child, it’s not like he’s literally a child.

1:31 when he sang at the wrong time it was so funny 😂

So they got Kate McKinnon looking PERFECT as Maria and she only has two lines!?

Okay but the end where Maria is "old enough but it's still pretty dicey" 😂😂 cause she's 19 and marries someone 25 years her senior.

“this is Austria in 1930 - bad” 😂

Wow, production crew went to all the trouble of making water drip down the outside of the gazebo, to simulate the rain from the original! Respect!

This is one of those sketches they make look easy but the timing is so tight and so many transitions from dialogue to singing to dialogue. This is probably much harder to stage than it appears. Really quite impressive. Cecily is right on top of it, gives a masterful performance and looks adorable... just, really.

I'm geeking out over her dress 😍 whoever did the costumes was spot on!

"Yes, what with the complaining and those hefty naturals..." John Mulaney is hilarious.

0:59 LMAO "And you live with your mother." "Wow, she's got a list."

“I know you’re freaked out but this is Austria 1930-‘bad’ in a few months this will be the least of your worries” brakes me everytime

the way he went from 33 to 46 in a matter of a musical number was the best part of this whole sketch

"In a few months that will be the least of your worries..." Talk about putting things in perspective...

Liesl's dress is probably my favorite musical outfit ever so I'm screaming at how well they recreated it

"I'm old enough but it's still kinda dicey" stole the scene for me 😂

“Fiddler on the roof for wasps” is the most accurate statement about The Sound of Music and such an underrated joke.

-You are 17 going on 18 - Actually I’m 33 -Wait what😂😂

“Austria nineteen-thirty-bad.” I almost choked.

"it's Fiddler on the Roof but for Wasps" went over so many peoples' heads but was so hilarious

She actually looks so pretty in that dress aww

This fuels the theories tha john mulaney is immortal

1:56 I adore that little dance and creepy smile

0:47 when john made that face i LOST IT

This tall child always ends up in singing skits yet claims he can't sing?? Something ain't adding up

his feminine hips really stand out in this suit.

I understand that the real-life Liesl was incredibly shy, and so when the real-life Von Trapp family saw the movie for the first time, they found the Liesl + Rolf love story subplot to be absolutely hilarious. John Mulaney and Cecily Strong are, of course, hilarious in this skit. 🤣

Can we please talk about how adorable her giggle is? Everything about the sketch is just absolute perfection lol

“Age is just a number” R. Kelly. This MF spitten

I was hoping that Reese D’What would present this as an alternate version to the song.

"You think I seem older?" "Yes, what with the complaining and those hefty naturals..." OMFG, I'm dying!

This is one of my favorite snl skits ever actually. Its pure gold, the whole thing is hilarious but for some reason one of the best parts to me is the deflection after he tells her the “1930s bad” line and she says he keeps saying stuff like that and his reply is “can I help it that I find you attractive” 😂 This response is used by men everywhere at all times in history to completely change the subject and earn brownie points at the same time. It doesn’t matter what the subject was, the flattery almost always works, especially with young women... I love how they worked this in there!

"Fritz and Hans and Kevin and Goebbels, and four other guys named Hans!"

"I'm old enough but it's still kind of dicey!" Exactly what I was curious about when I saw the play a few months back 😂

Rolf: Don- “Don’t be dramatic...”

“That’s a lot of nazis” 😂

"I'm old enough but it's still kinda dicey" is too good

SNL really should do a feature length parody of The Sound of Music. Everyone would be brilliant in it.

"I am thirty-three, next month I'll be thirty-nine. Baby, I'm forty-one."

3:16 *_“Not to mention...My brain’s not totally formed”_* 🎶

3:27 When we all realized we need Kate to make a Sound of Music parody film.

Here's the transcript, for people who want to sing along Sound of Music Snl Transcript Liesl: Oh Rolf! You waited! Rolf: Oh, Liesl! I was beginning to think you wouldn’t come L: Sorry I'm late. The captain made me sing in a nightgown in front of all his friends R: The captain’s your dad, right? L: Yes, and I’m worried about him. Papa says I'm too young to be in love, but I think I love you (sung) L: I am 16 going on 17 I know that I’m naive Fellows I meet may tell me I’m sweet and willingly I belIeve R: That’s true L: You are 17 going on 18 R: Actually I’m 33 Ll: Wait what R: I know I look young and I said I’m young But I lied I’m 33 Spoken L: You’re, 33, but y-you ride a bicycle R: Well that’s because I’m very poor, darling L: And you live with your mother R: Wow, she’s got a list. Look, you’re only as old as you feel. Liesl, do you know what statutory means? L: N-no R: It means I looked it up and we’re on the right side of the cusp L: I don’t know, Rolf. It’s a pretty big age difference, and I don’t wanna say this, but there’s rumors that you’re maybe a nazi maybe R: Focus on the age stuff L: Well, I don’t know if I can trust you (sung) R: Don’t be dramatic It’s not a great look Trust me, I know what guys like L: But I am 16 R: And I am 38 I’ve had some birthdays since we started talking (spoken)L: Wh - 38? I thought you said you were 33 R: Oh, let me explain (Sung) I am 33, next month I’ll be 39, baby I’m 41 (Spoken) L: Rolf! R: Liesl! I know you’re freaked out, but this is Austria, 1930 bad. In a few months, this will be the least of your worries L: You keep saying stuff like that R: Can I help it that I’m attracted to you? You’re so mature and sophisticated. L: Really? You think I seem older? R: Yes. What with the complaining and those hefty naturals? Honestly, when I first came to the house I thought you were the mom. L: I don’t know. You’re a geriatric telegram boy, and I’m rich and good with puppets. You do the math R: I know I’m not perfect. But I’ve talked to mother and I’m moving out. L: Really? You bought a house? R: No, I rented. With roommates (sung) Fritz and Hans and Kevin and Goebbels*, and 4 other guys named Hans (spoken) L: That’s a lot of Nazis. And I still don’t know how I feel about dating an older guy. R: Oh, Liesl. Age is just a number that the government keeps track of. For example (Sung) R: I am 46 L: That’s older than my father R: Damn, how sexy is that L: *giggle* I do like attention and not to mention My brain’s not totally formed R: Oh, Liesl, I like that so much *thanks phshattuck for correcting me on this

"When I was orphaned at... 33."

3:01 and jail is just one room

"In a few months this will be the least of your worries." -hahahahahahaha

Did anyone else catch when he almost came in too late in the second verse

Ya know Cecily really seems to be able to sing. In other sketches over the years she really pulls her own.

“And not to mention, my brains not to-tally formeddd.”

The end was the best part of this otherwise-also-good sketch lol. "I'm old enough but it's still kinda dicey..." "Yehee-odelay-hee odelay Mmm-Hmmm" Absolute Gold

“That’s him!” “Stop it at once!” “Oh hello, GAYlord!” “Shut up.” “But that’s you’re name, isn’t it? GAYlord Von Trapp?” “Yeah, but you know what you’re doing.” This shit has got me crying on the floor, oh my god. 🤣😭

"What, with the complaining and those hefty naturals?" Yoinks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2:21 ... "What with the complaining and those hefty naturals..."

i love that john always does musical skits when he’s hosting because he never made the musical in highschool

Rolf: "i am 46" Liesl: "That's older than my father" Rolf: "Damn how sexy is that"

‘There’s rumours that you may be a Nazi, maybe…’ ‘Focus on the age stuff!’ 😂😂😂

How fast the SNL costume department is able to make these costumes is truly amazing wow

Cecily strong has an underrated voice 😂

His curse: cursed to age faster if he mentions his age, it multiplies when in song

3:44 in an alternate universe where the corporal chose Kate.

I am from Sound of Music City Salzburg, AUSTRIA and I approve this message.

I LITERALLY performed SoM as Liesl tonight and came home to watch SNL right after the show. I SCREAMED when this came on!!!

"Wow, she's got a list." 😂😂😭😭

"Damn how sexy is that?" Oh my god I lost it.

Pete was right, Cecily does have a beautiful singing voice.

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my favourite moment is at 3:13 when John sings "Damn how sexy is that" and Cecily laughs, it's so cute

0:42 “Actually I’m 33!” Gets me every time! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Love how he questioned about the Captain , like he’s so much better

I just want to interject that the Sound of Music is one of the greatest movies of all time.

this may actually be my favourite snl skit ever

"I'm old enough but it's still kind of dicey" "laydee odle lay dee odle lay mmhm" lmao no XD

Ok but like that dress is so pretty

For all the ppl that came from tiktok 0:42 thank me later

Before this, I was watching the "On the Bench" skit he did, and I started cracking up at 1:22 of this video when she goes "There's rumors that maybe you're a Nazi maybe!" and then he immediately goes to sit on the bench. 😂

2:13 what i always want to say to John Mulaney:

“Hey, how old are you by the way?” 😂 “I’m old enough, but it’s still kinda dicey 😅”

Christopher Plummer and Julie Andrews only being 5 years apart kinda makes us forget that the Captain and Maria are like almost 20 years apart lol, he's probably 40 and she's like 21-23

"I know I look young, and I said I'm young, but I lied I'm 33..." MY FAVORITE LINE EVER.

“Nineteen-thirty-bad” DYING

What I liked was when John sang a beat too early, and when he realized it, just went with it 🤣