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With the Carnival Triumph stranded at sea four days, the cruise staff struggles to keep passengers' spirits high. Aired 02/16/13
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@SolbreakerFinal 10 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "Who ate CoCo!? We still have food on here!!"
@Boahemaa 5 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid I'm going to get kicked out of the lab! I laughed so hard at that...
@ndronikusri1992 5 жыл бұрын
On here??
@alenajohnson8450 4 жыл бұрын
I almost died
@bepowerification 4 жыл бұрын
how the heck do you fuck up a short quote from a video you are watching?
@cabinkincade 3 жыл бұрын
@@bepowerification get over yourself fatty
@GenieVillain26 3 жыл бұрын
I've been on Carnival Cruises several times. The representation of these optimistic crew members is so accurate. They would be hyping up even the hellish of circumstances.
@principessabp 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@-null-null8857 2 жыл бұрын
Must be hard to make people happy, I can't do it without drugs
@abbymerchant2069 2 жыл бұрын
If they don't hype up, the thought of their bare minimum wage would sink in as a reality.
@calebk9111 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. They're great workers. I wish people would learn to hype themselves up in this way
@danamardell1209 Жыл бұрын
Of course 'cause the last thing you need is a bunch of muthafuckas panicked into a frenzy on a gotdamn boat
@alexthelizardking 5 жыл бұрын
Cecily and Jason have great chemistry.
@tardersauce3578 3 жыл бұрын
It’s sad they had so little snl time in common
@neoneherefrom5836 4 ай бұрын
I saw them holding hands at Reese’s
@Ameno06 Ай бұрын
????????@@neoneherefrom5836
@gniiiiiiiaa 8 жыл бұрын
Jason Sudeikis always makes the best presenter.
@SveciaS77 8 жыл бұрын
Ikr. I live for his videos like this. 😭😂😂
@TRal55 3 жыл бұрын
Did you accidentally type best instead of most mediocre ?
@BuuhBlocks 3 жыл бұрын
@@TRal55 most mediocre? Just say you don't like the guy next time. Saying he is mediocre is absolutely false
@yg-dn5ms 3 жыл бұрын
I love him
@simmiedavissimmiesings8185 3 жыл бұрын
I think he should have done this in his red jogging suit
@MohammedMuaawia 8 жыл бұрын
That Chris Rock impression was absolutely spot on. If I had just heard the audio, I would have thought it was chris.
@somehorse 7 жыл бұрын
Jay Pharoah is so good at impressions. I wish he hadn't been let go. What SNL were thinking, I have no idea.
@davidmcginness6718 7 жыл бұрын
Well Michaels is known for how ruthless he is in cutting the fat for SNL. Either focus groups didn't like Pharoah enough or the guy did something to piss off Lorne
@somehorse 7 жыл бұрын
David McGinness He sounds a little unprofessional to me. Ah well, I guess he can afford to be.
@MohammedMuaawia 7 жыл бұрын
frankiegetup Doesn't matter much. SNL and sketch comedy are going downhill in general. I used to hate it when people complained about the new shows sucking, but after going through a lot of sketch content, I totally agree.
@davidmcginness6718 7 жыл бұрын
By piss off Lorne I mean Lorne has a zero tolerance policy on drug taking, alcoholism or other behaviour which affects their work. He's told cast members in the past that they're out if there is any hint of that
@danielcalvert2700 2 жыл бұрын
"THERE IS NO GOD!" Kenan Thompson shouting at the crew members is my favorite part of this.
@RavenclawNimbus Жыл бұрын
The shakiness in his voice! That line was so perfectly executed! 😂
@ambergris9359 4 ай бұрын
And Jason's reply was the best joke ever😂
@mizmisery44 2 жыл бұрын
In all seriousness, I woke up from a 9 day coma to this playing on the tv of my ICU room... It made me laugh then and still does today
@wendypeters6084 Жыл бұрын
That's a good way to wake up! 😅
@khadishab2745 Жыл бұрын
Woaa can't believe this comment is real. Glad you're still with ys
@Rightytightyleftyloosey Жыл бұрын
I woke up from a 14 day coma to see the West Memphis Three finally got sent free. Damion Echols grew up on Death Row for a crime he didn’t commit. I was so happy! I had a tube down my throat and couldn’t speak, but I was just so happy to see him free.
@jmolvin9055 Жыл бұрын
That's amazing!!
@arieldacruz2044 Жыл бұрын
That is a nice thing to wake up to! Glad you’re alright :)
@idkybily 3 жыл бұрын
Jay Pharohs scream is EVERYTHING. And what i hold back every moment of 2020.
@joeythomas9664 3 жыл бұрын
Literally thought this was a covid sketch until I looked up at the monitor and saw it was Jason sudeikis in like 2012
@WinkLinkletter 2 жыл бұрын
Why are people saying that? What made you think it had anything to do with Covid? There are no masks or mention of disease, and it starts off with it being a cruise, an activity which many in fact cancelled due to the pandemic. Someone else said "this hits different after Covid!". How?
@honeycomb937 2 жыл бұрын
@@WinkLinkletter i have to assume that people were stranded on a cruise when covid hit, probably from one person getting sick and then they all had to quarantine. or something like that. i didn't really pay attention to the news when covid was starting to spread, so :/
@ella3009 2 жыл бұрын
@@WinkLinkletter at the beginning of 2020 the cruise ship Diamond Princess reported positive cases of COVID and had to quarantine. By the time the quarantine was over, 712 people had been infected aboard the ship- this number made up over half of the total worldwide cases (outside of China) at the time. 14 people died and it was a huge story and outbreak, so i assume that’s why people are associating this sketch with COVID
@WinkLinkletter 2 жыл бұрын
@@ella3009 Thank you, somehow that event existed in my media blind spot until now.
@deannaw9128 2 жыл бұрын
@@WinkLinkletter lmao exactly
@jacquelineme9107 2 жыл бұрын
Me still trapped in my house in 2021: *I wanna be the chicken, MAKE ME THE CHICKEN*
@eIliehehe 2 жыл бұрын
i keep trying to convince myself that what cecily was true. "it is NOT BETTER TO BE A CHICKEN than a PERSON."
@placeholderdoe 23 сағат бұрын
Sometimes its hard to remember just how hard the pandemic was, I hope both of you are doing better now
@Hayne0212591997 8 жыл бұрын
Hahah Fred doing the Michael Jackson impression was life threatening 😂😂
@michellefinneran1209 4 жыл бұрын
Wow! Seven years on in the corona-future and this popped up in my recommendations. How freaking appropriate.
@verniejoysupat73 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah ...people and KZfaq really do know how to relate in our present situation 😇
@rainbowroadthekilljoy8 3 жыл бұрын
April of 2021 and look at us now :)))
@WinkLinkletter 2 жыл бұрын
How so? What is the correlation between the stranded cruise ship and a pandemic?
@bigg46tv56 2 ай бұрын
At least cruise ships had working toilets during COVID
@emilytallent9677 2 жыл бұрын
Fred’s Michael Jackson impression was so perfectly unhinged I would definitely believe he was stranded on a cruise ship for days (he probably was the one who ate Koko)
@nystagmus 4 ай бұрын
Best part of the skit
@charlynegezze8536 2 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I see this I end up with aching sides and tears running down my face. They were all fantasic.
@FERAL_ENTITY 3 жыл бұрын
Cmon guys. It is NOT better to be a chicken, than a person.
@heedmywarning2792 3 жыл бұрын
but... nuggets are tasty.
@kurtreber9813 3 жыл бұрын
NOBODY, calls me chicken.
@ExtremeBeatlesArchive 2 жыл бұрын
He had to spend the rest of his life trying to bet back on track because his mind had been shattered.
@rrrusty49 3 жыл бұрын
Oddly, Sudeikis is channeling Jason Bateman in this skit. And I love it.
@katc5051 2 жыл бұрын
He does remind me of Jason Bateman, who is hysterical
@RavenclawNimbus Жыл бұрын
They _are_ both named Jason
@manaharav 2 жыл бұрын
"Ten hours until we reach Mobile, Alabama! " As a stranded ship, hearing that, now you KNOW you are deep in one of Dante's Circles of Hell.
@boosh90 8 жыл бұрын
proof that kenan doesn't even have to be on screen to get the biggest laugh
@SveciaS77 8 жыл бұрын
This is so true 😭😭😂😂
@devadhasanprapakaran8072 6 жыл бұрын
Cc
@Janinho897 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, I totally agree, but... Did he get the biggest laugh?
@bepowerification 4 жыл бұрын
@@Janinho897 he didnt. I sometimes wonder why people on yt just post stupid things. its like they comment just to write something wrong and stupid.
@cabinkincade 3 жыл бұрын
@@bepowerification get a job
@sen-cher 4 жыл бұрын
I just need a recording of all of Jason's "come on!"
@user-mm9vl9bj2f Жыл бұрын
There are compilations of his characters being passed off
@aoiN3KO 6 жыл бұрын
*WE STILL HAVE FOOD*
@mr.radical2899 3 жыл бұрын
How is your post from 2 years ago??? TIME TRAVELER!!!!
@paytontowle8305 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.radical2899 this was posted 7 years ago...
@ajus009 3 жыл бұрын
Jason is so handsome ❤️
@SveciaS77 8 жыл бұрын
Kenan's random comments 😂😂😂😂
@jaybutler779 3 жыл бұрын
“Who are coco! We still have food!” I’m dying this is too funny
@rad1cal300 4 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said "who ate coco" I got a team coco notification
@matthintz9468 3 жыл бұрын
Cecily Strong: "It is not better to be a chicken than a person." George Carlin: "Chickens are decent people!"
@AnilKumar-vd2xd 6 жыл бұрын
*WHO ATE COCO ?* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TeamPaul17 3 жыл бұрын
Who else is getting these (scarily accurate) recommendations from YEARS ago? Stranded Cruise (2013)? The Bubble (2017)? The one with Mitt Romney (also Sudekis) speedballing milk? It's like SNL decided that The Simpsons wasn't the only future forecast in town.
@thehorseloverful 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 2107??
@TeamPaul17 3 жыл бұрын
@@thehorseloverful Apparently, SNL is REALLY good at predicting the future, LOL... Fixed it.
@canaisyoung3601 3 жыл бұрын
The Simpsons made one lucky guess (and I'm using "lucky" loosely). Everyone knows that SNL and comedy in general has this eerie power to predict the future.
@violetlavi2207 2 жыл бұрын
@@canaisyoung3601 comedy is good at extrapolating, taking current circumstances and going for the comedic extreme. If it’s predicting the future, that’s definitely not good
@maxminghela2632 5 жыл бұрын
You know it in your bones that's Kenan shouting.
@TheLiza403 3 жыл бұрын
this sketch is criminally underrated, how does it only have 500k views
@marksoquet2618 2 жыл бұрын
I think 🤔 it says 1.1 million views.
@RavenclawNimbus Жыл бұрын
@@marksoquet2618 uh… it changed since a year and a half
@nelson2503 10 ай бұрын
I worked for CCL on board several ships for 6 and a half years. This skit brought a plethora of good memories to me.
@nicolasjijon2102 10 жыл бұрын
Ok I lost it when he said ¡There is no god!
@reign.of.giselle 2 жыл бұрын
I have never seen a more demented impression of michael jackson than fred armisen's 5:22 my god😭
@katnon 2 жыл бұрын
Bobby does such a funny cry-scream voice
@ariaanise7489 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God this is perfect. There isn't a better way to describe 2020 than a stranded cruise filled with crap...
@Bearmund 5 жыл бұрын
Jason Sudekis is so cute!
@cabinkincade 3 жыл бұрын
so true
@meverly4133 3 жыл бұрын
2020 and I'm dreaming of being on this cruise.
@shreyagajbhiye3782 7 жыл бұрын
That MJ impression tho xD
@twentyonepoots4776 8 жыл бұрын
That Chris Rock impression was amazing!
@Piaseczno1 3 жыл бұрын
I miss JayPhay. Some, perhaps many, of his impressions were top-notch.
@ilwill5996 3 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest skits ever, when he hit the insane michael jackson I lost it!
@marmary5555 4 жыл бұрын
Fred Armisen as Michael Jackson was the best 😂😂😂
@marhineykaye5026 3 жыл бұрын
"Turn us all into chickens!" Said err'body in 2020.
@canaisyoung3601 3 жыл бұрын
We'd be eaten. Is that what you really want?
@luvkeys9324 3 жыл бұрын
WHEN I SAY DEATH IS YOU SAY FINAL😂😂😂
@mlamarana 3 жыл бұрын
After COVID right! Cruise ships jokes hits us just in the right spot 😂
@froggygirl5963 2 жыл бұрын
Love how the crew act like PreK teachers when they are telling off the passengers
@mihaimarchidann5067 3 жыл бұрын
I would volunteer to be stranded 4 days on a cruise if SNL cast would be onboard
@RavenclawNimbus Жыл бұрын
These are some of my favorite cast as well, so that would be great I’d also love to see Amy Poehler XD
@mishimakochan Жыл бұрын
Watching this again and I just feel like adding how hot Jason Sudeikis is and how I wouldn't mind much being stranded with him on a nightmare cruise like this.
@tuancao35 4 жыл бұрын
Who knew this happened in 2020 😣
@areyoufriendly 3 жыл бұрын
WOWWWW! After seeing so many snl videos on KZfaq that have that ad for more videos with snl music at the end, it is SO damn refreshing that this video’s end actually makes sense and flows into that part seamlessly. Woo Hoo!
@antred11 8 жыл бұрын
LOL, this is one of the best SNL skits ever.
@Misterzen87 10 жыл бұрын
Cecily is such a beautiful creature :o
@manchesterunitedno7 8 жыл бұрын
+Misterzen87 She is pretty and hot.
@kishoreytc 4 жыл бұрын
such a sweet creature
@heedmywarning2792 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a cannibal and want to invite Cecily to dinner.
@aaelmore3142 3 жыл бұрын
Why creature?
@taliajung1553 2 жыл бұрын
"Creature"????
@shayla4007 2 жыл бұрын
jason sudeikis and cecily strong starring in the same sketch? my life is fulfilldd
@beverlywilcox4349 3 жыл бұрын
I spent the whole skit wondering if the half shirt tail out was the setup for some great punch line.
@saralance4529 2 жыл бұрын
This aged well
@kingfaisalmohammad93 5 жыл бұрын
Awesome Chris Rock impression...😂😂😂
@adfmo2195 3 жыл бұрын
We still have food!
@clairecaines4051 3 жыл бұрын
Then he kisses Coco bones!
@amnajaved6894 5 жыл бұрын
This is amazingly funny. They acted so good
@r.g.w3936 8 жыл бұрын
Well if that man claims to be a chicken, then he's fair game in my opinion.
@zampster1 4 жыл бұрын
R. G. W WE STILL HAVE FoooOOoD
@thebenforever 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know who the "Mike" actor was but he was in that Kevin Hart snl skit with the bookstore making Hart break character. Funny as hell.
@severedghost 3 жыл бұрын
I thought this was about covid until I saw the date this was posted.
@eddietat95 3 жыл бұрын
WHOO HOO WHOAAAAAA I'M MICHAEL JACKSON WHOO HOO WHOAAAA WHOAAAA
@crinbob 5 жыл бұрын
Oscar Pistorius shot his girlfriend way back in 2013? Doesn’t time fly, eh?
@kinsate9895 4 жыл бұрын
This skit was in 2013
@baker7280 3 жыл бұрын
@@kinsate9895 he knows, that’s what his comment was about.
@clintonmcleod6683 3 жыл бұрын
Was in the navy, THERS DOOKIE ON THE WALLS!!
@camthedestroyer1490 3 жыл бұрын
This feels like an underrated sketch
@CountrySteve2 2 жыл бұрын
They should have done a revised version for covid. I went on a carnival cruise one time but never again. I didnt think it all the way through and i was young enough to stay pretty intoxicated most of it so as not to think of being out in the ocean.🐢🐢🐢cara
@tobiasskovhansen7947 3 жыл бұрын
Hands down the best cold open of the show!
@jondunmore4268 3 жыл бұрын
1:03 -- Not only did he get the Chris Rock voice -- he got the Chris Rock fingers! Kudos!
@moezilla6816 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious,turn us all into chickens!!!LMFAO
@bassamalmulhim67 4 жыл бұрын
Turn us all into chicken 😂😂😂
@eIliehehe 2 жыл бұрын
this reminds me so much of public school 😭
@angelocast 3 жыл бұрын
This happened to me at the beginning of 2020. I was arriving at the port in China, and the virus just started in those days. We were not allowed to go down from the cruise and we stay there for a long long period of time. Feels almost like this sketch....amazing. step by step we are succeeding! Laugh and Love! Dont give up :)
@marionleedelangen2670 7 жыл бұрын
You guys pronounce Oscar Pistorius so funny!!!!
@toikutoassumi8381 2 жыл бұрын
Someone ate 'COCO" the monkey and left the whole skeleton attached and in one piece,very skilled.
@mugencreations5414 3 жыл бұрын
Lol Fred
@hillyforilly 11 ай бұрын
I worked on a cruise ship during covid and this is so accurate
@ihatezgoogle6264 3 жыл бұрын
hahahaha, doing a rock impression followed by 'what else, what else' hah!
@jeffmclearen1421 3 жыл бұрын
Fred the captain crack baby michael jackson😂
@DoubtkeyApartments 3 жыл бұрын
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ONE FOR SO LONG
@Ddouglas0302 3 жыл бұрын
This is they way it was on those Co Vid cruises earlier this year!
@geewiz8253 2 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how they’re four days stranded and getting current news from the paper. 😂 👍 Gotta Love it.
@proudtobeme92 Жыл бұрын
Helicopter dropped with newspaper
@yuoma 3 жыл бұрын
6 headlines in a row, and none of them are about Trump... I’m watching it again.
@speed2cruisecontrol784 3 жыл бұрын
it’s from 2012
@sophiacarmichael5852 2 жыл бұрын
I went to a rehab that was very similar to the distress folks expressed on that cruise ship
@jamesdalw9319 4 жыл бұрын
This video is practically 2020
@jonathancarlson7901 3 жыл бұрын
Justice for Coco ❤️
@tjcollins242 4 жыл бұрын
This is so revelant in the current situation!
@McSwizzle 3 жыл бұрын
4:11 Jason😂😂😂
@antoniodragonheart8965 8 жыл бұрын
The message for the rescue team was deep :D
@matthintz9468 3 жыл бұрын
Cecily is the best!
@unikkorns 4 ай бұрын
Turn us all into chickens. 😂
@levfonblef4449 2 жыл бұрын
Somebody ate Koko and the Covid spread...
@devonc3948 3 жыл бұрын
"I want to be the chicken!"
@DunmoresMovieMania 3 жыл бұрын
3:50 -- EVERY Karaoke bar is officially a toilet.
@floating_rock172 6 жыл бұрын
Make me the chicken!!!! Haha
@horacejohnson1730 Жыл бұрын
"Turn us all to chickens!" Lol. The only problem with that is the fact, you're going into a pot or oven.
@brennencox516 3 жыл бұрын
1:53 "THERE IS NO GOD!!!" LOL
@bobbykurniawan2186 7 жыл бұрын
Great one
@caramelcarton8682 5 жыл бұрын
i could imagine this was what happened in the real incident
@YayMiko 2 жыл бұрын
“Turn us all into chickens!”
@eldritchpalmerable 2 жыл бұрын
Armisen took this skit to a whole different dimension (dimension with a doorman accent)
@massimosquecco203 4 жыл бұрын
Soo right for these times...
@faezerezaii3862 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my the Michael Jackson part had me cry🤣🤣🤣😅
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