Easter Cold Open

Easter Cold Open - SNL

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Ай бұрын

Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) advertises his God Bless the USA bible.
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@VundalI Ай бұрын

Really missed an opportunity for cutting the book of judges "Judges...not a fan of judges."

@jimslancio Ай бұрын

Best comment of the day.

@DeKitten Ай бұрын

This would've been perfect!!!!

@Standardqueso Ай бұрын

You owned internet today.

@MrDezCTE Ай бұрын

Most underrated comment 🔥

@bobbypinkston9374 Ай бұрын

Comment so nice wish I could like it twice.

@DravenGal Ай бұрын

Imagine being a sketch show that doesn't even need to write lines for a character, they can just use his own words.

@gkennedy2998 Ай бұрын

Exactly like Sarah Palin.

@DravenGal Ай бұрын

@@gkennedy2998 True. And Tina Fey was masterful playing her. I don't like Sarah Palin, but I do give her points for going on the show and being able to poke fun at herself. Orange Nero would NEVER do that. Ever. I've been trying to think of any time I've actually seen him laugh, and can't think of a single time. Not even in the 80s.

@aristotlewasnotafanofplato3661 Ай бұрын

@@DravenGal Trump's fraud at his "Trump University", was despicable. But, I would hasten to remind the comments section it is unwise to hold up any administration without scrutiny. Including Biden, Obama, Clinton, Bush, Bush Jr... People either loathe Trump or Love him, neither make him great, nor awful compared to others.

@DavidEdwards9801 Ай бұрын

There was a writer's strike... lol

@DravenGal Ай бұрын

@@DavidEdwards9801Yeah, there was also one years ago. What's your point?

@cyndykated358 Ай бұрын

I heard he added a Chapter 11! 😂🤣

@nicolewalton1771 Ай бұрын

🤣 Thank you! I snort laughed at this comment.

@Freerangeoffice Ай бұрын

Underrated comment for the win!

@bigtwinj9 Ай бұрын

Bwahaha 😂😅

@KeeganL-ce4vu Ай бұрын

That's Spot On! LOL

@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens Ай бұрын

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@katerodger Ай бұрын

James is soooooooo accurate, omg - the way his cadence changes "but...I'm not doing this for money... " everything, so good.💸💸💸

@tinasepulveda1895 Ай бұрын

lmao it was funny 😂😂

@wintertrooper7918 Ай бұрын

They should get hom more padding lol

@isaiahayers1550 Ай бұрын

It's truly great. I never stop being amazed at how comprehensive his impression is. The facial expressions, the cadences, the inflection, the breathing, the hand movements, the sudden, loud bursts, and on and on. There's only one flaw and that's that Trump's voice is not always so gravely. Sometimes it's a higher pitch and maybe a bit more nasal. But it's still the best overall impression I've seen/heard by far.

@dl2725 Ай бұрын

Amazing, I agree. But he’s sounding a lot too lucid for present-day Trump

@jg5571 Ай бұрын

The scariest part is that half of it was actual things he said

@RachaelCollins- Ай бұрын

😊 I'm not scared, I'm scarred...❤ ReMember back in the old days they used to sell these gigantic Bibles for like 20.00 That's not the one I read. I know a fella that collects Bibles, the small or medium ones... That's how he rolls his tobacco sometimes. Or used to. You don't wanna see crazy 😂

@TobiasKundig Ай бұрын

What do you mean Half!? More like 99%.

@RobMacKendrick Ай бұрын

I noticed that, too. Further proof that the man is satire-proof. Nothing you can do will be any more preposterous than he is.

@headoverheels88 Ай бұрын

Literally. When asked by a super christiany movie producer what part he liked about the film Trump said, "I very much so like the beginning... and the end... and the story that happened". Weirdo

@sunnybearbuds Ай бұрын

For sure.

@jasonw7521 Ай бұрын

"Sounds like a joke, and in many ways it is, but its also very real" 😂😂

@jonathantifone8001 Ай бұрын

We are the punchline.

@helenryan5217 Ай бұрын

This sums up Trump's whole campaign.

@josephcamhi5676 Ай бұрын

ThraIIs of the Democratic Party confuse DNC propaganda on SNL with reality.

@wolfmare50 Ай бұрын

A dangerous joke.

@plaidpanda Ай бұрын

@@wolfmare50 Dangerous, unfunny, and completely unhinged.

@Praetoreon Ай бұрын

“Bing bong bing bing bing, trespass, DAILY BREAD!” 😂

@blackdiamond173 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 lol

@user-pn5vm7zx2q Ай бұрын

Favorite part ... the ending.

@mrgrillsmg 19 күн бұрын

Amen!

@carolynscherer3996 Ай бұрын

'Please lead us into temptation' 😂

@4card4ever Ай бұрын

The line between reality and satire has never been so blurred.

@Eddemnity Ай бұрын

Oh it’s been over. Politics has become comedy and Comedy has become the topic of serious political discussions. Listen closely. For years.

@laurenw.8178 Ай бұрын

“Made from 100% Bible”, “Bing bing bong” TF, I CANT 😂😂

@TheInkPitOx Ай бұрын

Trump is speaking in tongues

@joannewitzkowski3407 Ай бұрын

Forked ones.

@veramae4098 Ай бұрын

Should be holding it upside down. 😂😂

@jamesdacc2068 Ай бұрын

@@veramae4098Good observation. They definitely missed that opportunity😆.

@jc8258 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@QueenBDreamwalker Ай бұрын

If this Truth wasn't so terrifying it could be hilarious as a comedy sketch 😳

@evientually Ай бұрын

Right?? 😂😭

@charlenemack7040 Ай бұрын

Trumps Bible comes with Crayola crayons.

@AnitaClue Ай бұрын

Another missed opportunity for SNL. They could have had the illustrations be coloring pages.

@psyckohero1002 Ай бұрын

I think it comes with orange highlighter for your favorite passages

@TheAureliac Ай бұрын

I think he'd sell the ones with unsafe chemicals.

@Coop20 Ай бұрын

From the standpoint of not liking fruit 😂

@veganbadass Ай бұрын

he should have said "I prefer McDonald's hamburgers or tater tots.... with ketchup... and sometimes I might throw it onto the wall... not because I'm having a tantrum but because I'm an artist"."

@carolinedewey6838 Ай бұрын

Got it . . lol

@TroIIingThemSoftly Ай бұрын

@@veganbadass *hamberders

@patriciafry8634 Ай бұрын

Fabulous

@user-ft6og5vl6n Ай бұрын

Or vegetables, or any healthy food for that matter

@NasXShady Ай бұрын

“The other side has Hello Kitty, if you have a daughter, or a son who’s taking dance classes” 😂

@wjrasmussen666 Ай бұрын

Always ad one more thing to the bit...

@SeanBell-vx8qm Ай бұрын

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@SeanBell-vx8qm Ай бұрын

A lot of people still make massive profit from the crypto market, all you really need is a relevant information and some ‹professional advice. ‹it's totally inappropriate for investors to hang on while suffering from dip during significant

@gracebrebda7543 Ай бұрын

You trade also?, I

@SeanBell-vx8qm Ай бұрын

No I don't trade on my own anymore, I always required help and assistance

@SeanBell-vx8qm Ай бұрын

From my personal financial advisor

@kristentindle3075 Ай бұрын

More accurate had he held the Bible upside down ROFL

@rachealdiyaolu6762 Ай бұрын

The “lead us into temptations” completely flew over their heads but was too funny 😂

@TheInkPitOx Ай бұрын

You reminded me of The Three Bells

@mrlaw711 Ай бұрын

Should be "lead us into detentions."

@machonsote918 Ай бұрын

Yes, it's "lead us 'not' into temptation"......but taking it seriously..........The Christian "Father" DOES "lead into temptation" but we're asking through this prayer NOT TO DO IT TO US. What kind of nonsense is that?....................Most people are saying "Huh?........hadn't thought about that...".

@nicomoreno5028 Ай бұрын

@@machonsote918Are you a gnostic?

@machonsote918 Ай бұрын

@@nicomoreno5028 : What's "gnostic"?...............and how do you get that from what I wrote?

@SayYoJ Ай бұрын

"as you know, I love Bible" "I'm not doing this for the money, I'm doing this for the glory of God and for pandering and mostly for money" The accuracy is frightening 😩

@wolvesetc Ай бұрын

That line was so spot on

@diegojines-us9pc Ай бұрын

this orange jesus is trying to MAKE 20 pieces of silver.

@boomupengineering Ай бұрын

The democrats have cornered the market on pandering. Sorry.

@sirreadsalot786 Ай бұрын

The weird thing is that Trump does it all the time. He tells a lie and the truth in the same sentence.

@trevorcarey3997 Ай бұрын

Now he’s selling a bible for $60 during holy week, and the proceeds may go toward covering his legal fees for paying off an adult film star that he cheated behind the wife, some christian value, Sad

@alanmorris7669 Ай бұрын

First, Trump tried to sell us steaks, then he tried to sell us a school, next he tried selling us sneakers, now he's trying to sell us the scriptures. LMAO!

@Eddemnity Ай бұрын

Don’t forget the IPO DJT Truth Social! Lmao 😂😂😂 The Art of the Con.

@seanwalker6052 Ай бұрын

Don't forget the steaks

@leogrogan1923 Ай бұрын

@@EddemnityThe art of the con? My, my, aren’t we original. Perhaps YOU should work for SNL with that wit(less).

@vaderthekittenchannel1979 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@leogrogan1923 Ай бұрын

@@vaderthekittenchannel1979 Obviously, you are amused easily.

@bobbyblair1084 Ай бұрын

I Cannot go pass this without watching it again, and again I get a big laugh out of it..

@kaoko111 Ай бұрын

When they said that fascism would come to the US wrapped in a flag with a cross i didn't think it would be this literal.

@rdelrosso1973 Ай бұрын

Me neither. I think Sinclair Lewis said that.

@DolesP... Ай бұрын

If you're American, please vote and encourage others to do as well. Trust me, we don't want to find out what Fascism is like. This guy may come across as an idiotic clown, and in many aspects he probably is, but I believe he's ruthless. With the brain of a child and a sadistic mind, he's probably of the Nero types that don't give a sh*t about lives they don't value. Therefore I believe it'd be a bloodbath, pun intended here, before we realize it's too late. Let's not find out. Democracy might be messy but let's vote to keep our government's feet to the fire rather than placing our entire destiny in the hands of a narcissist!

@lumenader Ай бұрын

Fascism is joe Biden , take your guns tax your people big government . Dope

@Ratatatdat Ай бұрын

Yea but the left just loves fascism!

@httr94 Ай бұрын

Hilarious that you truly think Trumpers are fascists. Leftists are the biggest fascists today.

@TihetrisWeathersby Ай бұрын

James' Trump impression never gets old, He really nails the cadence

@shydreamguyman4098 Ай бұрын

Want Alec Baldwin to come back and do Trump though mainly because it makes Donald so angry .

@tiffanyanderson9437 Ай бұрын

And every now and again, his eyes say “Do you believe this guy?!?” Priceless.

@knjn5696 Ай бұрын

Just hand him an award already! He is so good

@YUMLiberalTears Ай бұрын

You should take a basic English class.

@collina5673 Ай бұрын

Gillis does a better job imo

@niecejohns1027 Ай бұрын

James Austin Johnson just set his place in history.

@GTOGregory Ай бұрын

I'm waiting for the abridged gold letter version with Trump's comments in the margins. 🤣

@Eddemnity Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@julieeustache994 Ай бұрын

The Grift N... I mean Cliff Notes

@johndoe-ep7qk Ай бұрын

"hallowed be be be....bing bing bong...trespass....daily BREAD!..." brilliant

@texassunshine6934 Ай бұрын

…and please lead us into temptation…and pay our automobiles 😂

@WyvernYT Ай бұрын

"Trespass daily, bread..."

@marlabrown8022 Ай бұрын

Tremendous! 😂

@TheInkPitOx Ай бұрын

Automo-bills@@texassunshine6934

@gelmann2 Ай бұрын

Wow, Crazy world we live in. The Democrat's and Biden Administration want to make Easter about recognizing Transgenders AND they are attacking Donald Trump for making a video where he says: You need the Bible for your Heart and for your Soul" "All Americans need a Bible in their home" "We must protect content that is Pro God" and Trump said: "We must not let the Media or the Left Wing Groups to Silence, Censor or Discriminate against us" Also the Bible he is endorsing includes the Constitution and the Bill of Rights ! Trump takes no profits from sale of the Bible - it goes to Lee Greenwood.

@KCMasterpiece0527 Ай бұрын

God, he really has the voice down pat. The “bing, bing, bing” part has me dying

@DancerGirl-24 Ай бұрын

If you think he has the voice down, you'll reall love J L Cauvin - look him up.

@ThereIsNeverEnough Ай бұрын

It amazes me that when he tilts his head back and squints, he looks EXACTLY like trump... (also, 110 likes deserves a comment... bing bing, bong)

@kingsnakebjj2151 Ай бұрын

That one literally dropped me to my knees. I wasn't READY!!!

@ThereIsNeverEnough Ай бұрын

@@kingsnakebjj2151 HE WADENT REDDY!

@ThereIsNeverEnough Ай бұрын

this bliss

@mushdogful Ай бұрын

How can something he's never read be his favorite book?

@AnitaClue Ай бұрын

If it makes him more money than any other book.

@Eddemnity Ай бұрын

He hasn’t read A book since the third grade. 😂😂😂

@briengakaplan-b1550 Ай бұрын

I think everybody missed him and Moses in the baskets were like Mario Kart 😂😂😂

@JSythe Ай бұрын

Reeboks are fast, Nikes are faster, trump sneakers are the fasicsts!

@shannonbennett5692 Ай бұрын

You say that as you tax the poor to death, take away guns from law abiding citizens, want to jail people for speech, take away jobs based on flu shot status yeah were totally the fascists.

@andreasboesch9922 Ай бұрын

Good one!

@thenightporter Ай бұрын

I am using that

@bobbywason9572 Ай бұрын

I like this one. Thanks! Bob The Builder👷

@ShinyBurrito Ай бұрын

Everything is "fascist" to you 🤣

@nicholasgarrick8855 Ай бұрын

I love how JAJ said, " my favorite part is the end'' on his bible rant. Thats the book of revelations seems fitting.

@PleaseDontEatTheAnimals Ай бұрын

But when asked, the real Traitor tRump said he didn't have a favorite verse or favorite part of his"favorite book" and that he liked the Old and New Testament equally. 🤦🏽‍♂️

@JesusHComedy Ай бұрын

That was my favorite part of the skit

@MarsCapone Ай бұрын

MAGA=Mark of the Beast “sealed upon their foreheads” or whatever

@andrewcash7156 Ай бұрын

Republicans do want to hurry up and fulfill those "prophecies."

@ricky.alonso Ай бұрын

@@andrewcash7156 because they are dangerously deluded. They're SICK.

@outdoorasmr Ай бұрын

They way they made his sleeves loose around his hands to make them look tiny 😂🤣 lol!!

@jessehoffman5302 Ай бұрын

that guy has his inflection down so perfectly. very impressive.

@Bjy001 Ай бұрын

OMG the neck! Props to the makeup department. lol.

@abb0tt Ай бұрын

They should add the bronzer in a horribly applied fashion.

@roundtwo3321 Ай бұрын

@@abb0tt with the gold highlights that he's now wearing.

@TahTwinkletoes Ай бұрын

They definitely got the turkey neck fold spot on! 🎯 😂

@RuleofFive Ай бұрын

Yes they nailed the Trump neckgina.

@kwamebrown5701 Ай бұрын

His neck should be featured on porn hub

@dan_hitchman007 Ай бұрын

The first 10 callers in the next 5 minutes also receive a set of Trump steak knives and a subpoena!

@glenngrossman7354 Ай бұрын

Shipping and handling are separate.

@babesimmons4017 Ай бұрын

Funny!😅😂

@thaisstone5192 Ай бұрын

And lawyers get disbarred at no extra cost!!!

@user-pg9yj4be6x Ай бұрын

I called but they were out of Knifes so I took the AR

@robertbeining141 Ай бұрын

@dam_hitchman007 LMFAO!!! No doubt!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mr.ceoofdecision Ай бұрын

James is so good, this was a hilarious sketch😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dwrbrtsn Ай бұрын

I've watched SNL since the beginning and I would have to say that it's one of the best openings ever.

@ShinyBurrito Ай бұрын

Sydney Sweeney's chest was better. Her hooters skit was better than this SNL dumpster fire episode too.

@Eddemnity Ай бұрын

Gumby

@bookgirlny8511 Ай бұрын

“Made from a 100% Bible” 😂

@shellie5617 Ай бұрын

Sold for $6.66

@robbycarson4999 Ай бұрын

No trees were hurt in the making of this Bible. It is made from 100% recycled Bibles!!

@nicholasmaude6906 Ай бұрын

@@shellie5617 More like $66.6😉😁.

@tictaccandy9217 Ай бұрын

Yet it's still missing two books 😂

@Buttercup84 Ай бұрын

His favorite number

@lisa0795 Ай бұрын

He’s so good at doing Trump. “I love bible, it’s my favourite book” 😂😂😂

@Lonewolfmike Ай бұрын

Right behind his other favorite book Mein Kampf.

@jakeholmannf Ай бұрын

@@Lonewolfmike Heh, thought he could've included a line about keeping both on his bedside table when I heard that line!

@MikeJ2023 Ай бұрын

Inaccurate depiction he let those women leave and didn’t grab them by the 🐱.

@lisa0795 Ай бұрын

@@MikeJ2023 🤣🤣🤣

@Lonewolfmike Ай бұрын

@@MikeJ2023 Donnie is a serial serial sexual predator and that has been known for decades. There are so many different women who have said Donnie sexually assaulted them it isn't funny. On top of that he was a really good friend of Epstien and there are many, many pictures to prove it.

@itsthepens Ай бұрын

‘Made from 100% Bible’ made me spit Diet Coke all over myself 😂😂😂

@JennHolt Ай бұрын

This was perfect. Like a perfect phone call.

@p.montserratsa Ай бұрын

1:38 "I´m selling Bibles! Look at this beautiful Bible, made from a 100% Bible" that's actually peak comedy

@Flyinglotus25 Ай бұрын

If that is peak comedy to you then holy shit you live under a rock.

@practicalwerewolf Ай бұрын

Comedy, like all forms of entertainment, is entirely subjective. Arguing about what's funny or not is like arguing about your favorite color 😂

@scotmandel6699 Ай бұрын

Not really pretty lame actually and I'm a huge DJT fan who was just hoping it would be funny but it wasn't close to being so.

@syyner1748 Ай бұрын

@@jds3068 You're crying pretty hard there buddy. You ok??

@syyner1748 Ай бұрын

@@Flyinglotus25 wtf do you care?? Are you a butthurt trumper?

@scottgodkins2017 Ай бұрын

Omgggggg. The addition of the bing-bing-bong was perfect. 🤣

@TheThemacgurl Ай бұрын

@MyEconomics101 Ай бұрын

Not orange enough. Not fat enough.

@gerrybailey447 Ай бұрын

But you can't fault the message, as he likes to say, that's the whole deal.

@pwd1134 23 күн бұрын

Doesn't sniff kids though

@ajf5823 Ай бұрын

Totally nailed Trump!

@EriqKoontz Ай бұрын

I mean, the skit WROTE ITSELF!! As Stephen Colbert says, if Trump leaves politics, late-night comedians will have to actually start working hard. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@yesm2302 Ай бұрын

He should speak for himself 😂

@EarlHayward Ай бұрын

Said the man that supports an administration that says on Easter there shall be no religious symbols on the Easter eggs! It doesn’t matter which side, they are both tragicomedies!

@yesm2302 Ай бұрын

@@EarlHayward So said the man who still considers himself a late night comedian.. (as opposed to a political hack)

@tomorrowedwards8374 Ай бұрын

High 5!

@Eddemnity Ай бұрын

The News Networks too😂😂😂

@JonesJr876 Ай бұрын

This was so good. Every sentence had something. No fluff, all purpose and on point.

@sonneversets3530 Ай бұрын

Nothing compared to God’s Holy Word. And His Promises. That Sucker Punch winding up promises to be a real _doozy._ The targets won’t be laughing then. But God sure will be. ;) Good luck w/it. 😁

Ай бұрын

Hey buddy you forgot the raccoons has me dying laughing.

@mpaloutz Ай бұрын

The spot on description of a mission trip...😂

@suzannefarrington4143 Ай бұрын

JAJ does a great shift from phrase to phrase-those quick inhalations, varied speeds, growling to the higher pitch. Wow! Such talent.

@HughJass-jv2lt Ай бұрын

❤❤

@elegantgypsyrose5328 Ай бұрын

Needs to sniff more...ha ha

@steelblade1 Ай бұрын

Did anyone else notice the unicorns loading on the ark?

@davidknightx Ай бұрын

Oh yeah, I did. The graphics department was having some fun 😂

@graceperez5620 Ай бұрын

Yes😂😂

@stevepeterson5943 Ай бұрын

That's the only reason they survived!

@lnsflare1 Ай бұрын

The Bible actually does mention unicorns, which means that they would therefore have to have been on the Ark. This is actually a thing in apologetic circles.

@majorneptunejr Ай бұрын

@@lnsflare1 But no mention of dinosaurs. Because they did not know they had existed. Yet somehow they knew how heaven earth was formed .

@ChillyWillyJr Ай бұрын

Trump reads the Bible about as much as I read instructions from IKEA! 😂😂

@scottrosenthal3437 Ай бұрын

I wasn't aware he could read. I haven't put anything together from IKEA recently but I thought it was all pictures! Even that's probably too deep for Dumpf.

@cattheminion Ай бұрын

I wasn't prepared for Hello Kitty 😄

@gabrieldodds9081 Ай бұрын

"If you have a daughter, or a son that's taking dance classes" "In the name of the father, the son, and the easter bunny" 😂😂😂

@drkprnc87 Ай бұрын

bing bing bing, bong bong

@brady8257 Ай бұрын

Don’t mention anything Easter related on trans visibility day!!

@rpowarz Ай бұрын

@brady8257 Calm down cowboy. It's leap year and the next time Easter falls on March 31st is 2086. You'll be just fine sweety.

@sexydictator3241 Ай бұрын

@@brady8257I mean, next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday. 😂

@brady8257 Ай бұрын

@@rpowarz If pollsters could find the invisible trans voters it would help Biden’s numbers.

@da3855 Ай бұрын

I’m so happy SNL decided to spoof the Trump Bible infomercial 😂

@heatherstarling1653 Ай бұрын

I knew three days ago. And it did not disappoint 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆

@ryanjohnson3615 Ай бұрын

I think I laughed harder at the original but not in a good way.

@impala359 Ай бұрын

It was on my bingo card after I saw the original

@YUMLiberalTears Ай бұрын

Imagine needing something so bitter and unfunny to make your life happier. Kind of embarrassing...

@user-vo2cw5yu9w Ай бұрын

@@YUMLiberalTears LOL your tears are delicious.

@rashidasnead865 Ай бұрын

SNL NEVER DISAPPOINTS… lol

@TheJ1961 25 күн бұрын

All the time..they lost allot of viewers.

@BTBEV3469 Ай бұрын

"The other side does Hello Kitty, if you have a daughter or a son taking dance classes." OMG LOL!!!

@paulcooper8818 Ай бұрын

"Includes the Constitution and Pledge Of Allegiance and I don't know maybe Miranda Rights." --- so funny

@neuvocastezero1838 Ай бұрын

Until it's not.

@johnclark6424 Ай бұрын

Miranda Rights is perfect

@AnitaClue Ай бұрын

A nice play on the fact that the bill of rights has been mentioned as being in it separate from the fact that the constitution is in it.

@Phi1618033 Ай бұрын

When you can literally violate every commandment and still sell Bibles.

@YUMLiberalTears Ай бұрын

Which ones did he violate? Cite them with examples, thanks.

@maddenlegend922 Ай бұрын

To Trump, his commandment is the only thing he needs.

@maddenlegend922 Ай бұрын

@@YUMLiberalTearsOne the USA Bible is taking God's name in vain. It also (in a way) worships other things than God by putting the Constitution and other American documents before God. Plus its hypocritical to embody seperation of church and state yet your violating it with this heretical junk. Its not an outrage to just Christians, but also other religions too.

@sirreadsalot786 Ай бұрын

@@YUMLiberalTearsThou shalt not commit adultery,as in Stormy Daniels

@Power_to_the_people567 Ай бұрын

@@YUMLiberalTears I can name a few lol 1. You shall not commit adultery. He did this when he got in bed with a porn star while he already had a woman who barely just gave birth to his kid 2. You shall not steal He did this as proven in court when he was hold liable for fraud and literally had to pay over $500 million although it got reduced. Same when he scammed people with “Trump university” lol 3. You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor. He does this one very often when he name calls anyone who disagrees with him and he lies about them in social media. Denying these is at this point nonsensical

@douglasthomecavarzan9677 Ай бұрын

damn... his impression is tight

@tomsampson8084 Ай бұрын

A bunch of things Trump has never read understood or cared about. The bible, the constitution, or reality. He is the best con man that has ever lived.

@noUGames Ай бұрын

"Or if you have a son taking dance classes" 😂😂😂

@stephensullivan1011 Ай бұрын

Haha didn't expect that little zinger in there

@BurroGirl Ай бұрын

This guy is really good with all of trump's facial expressions and body language. Love it.

@beenaplumber8379 Ай бұрын

They even did the old lady vag. on his neck.

@jaengen Ай бұрын

He would look even more like Trump if he gained 100 pounds.

@serendipityshopnyc Ай бұрын

He's got the sniffs down perfectly!

@Foxfire-cv5yp Ай бұрын

Plenty of vids on yt with his Trump shtick before he was hired for snl. His voice has been better in prior skits and vids, but still spot on mannerisms

@mikekolokowsky Ай бұрын

Except he’s too intelligent, fast and animated. Slow down to half speed, restrict motion like you’re 77 with arthritis and you have the real deal. It’s too ugly to mock, sad, really.

@rgrif777 Ай бұрын

I didn't know SNL had the real Trump on for Easter.

@ysaismartinez7618 Ай бұрын

This guy plays a great Donald. The way he goes all over the place from one unrelated topic to the next is so funny.

@tyst5927 28 күн бұрын

His voice impression though is not top tier.

@bigbagoforanges Ай бұрын

"The other side does Hello, Kitty, if you have a daughter or perhaps a son who takes dance classes." Hilarious.

@firsttimeblogbyrana4821 Ай бұрын

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@timscott84 Ай бұрын

And they said you couldn't have jokes like that these days. See it's funny without being offensive but just silly.

@ellierose2661 Ай бұрын

Hands down the best Trump voice impersonation I've ever heard. Totally nailed it! Brilliant

@wintertrooper7918 Ай бұрын

His voice isn't a close as Alec Baldwinsville impression but he nails the cadence changes and the lapse pauses way better

@tamyrajones9566 Ай бұрын

The way I almost peed on myself from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mightyjohn1854 Ай бұрын

This guy really nails the voice!

@turkeyman86 Ай бұрын

He should win an award for this impersonation!! Absolutely magnificent!!!!

@gerardodwyer5908 Ай бұрын

It's a crap impression. He neither sounds like Trump, or looks like Trump.

@Alphacentauri819 Ай бұрын

@@gerardodwyer5908 Is it because you’re a trump supporter? Or? I’m interested in what is blocking you from seeing the connection.

@christinap-c Ай бұрын

@@Alphacentauri819Seriously! JAJ is SPOT ON 😂

@MrVenom973 Ай бұрын

Nah he's ok,Baldwin was way better

@RiggyRiggertons Ай бұрын

They should bring Shane Gillis in whenever they need a Trump. Get him the Trump shoes.

@ELWest1000 Ай бұрын

That "bing bong bing" prayer thing killed me 🤣

@Flowerprincess323 Ай бұрын

Makeup and neck folds fabulous! Would be great if they put red blisters on his hands while holding the Bible! Lol

@RAMelloh-ij5sl Ай бұрын

The Devil selling Bibles, comedy gold.

@jgrey8959 Ай бұрын

Notably more coherent than the actual guy.

@eflorio4143 Ай бұрын

u mean JOE BIDEN

@tonystevenson26 Ай бұрын

And 100 times more coherent than brain dead Biden

@vidmasterK1 Ай бұрын

@eflorio4143 jeez Trump supporters really cannot spell, after all.

@tuckernaughton Ай бұрын

@eflorio4143 that's President Biden to you, rube.

@dengenturpin5417 Ай бұрын

@@vidmasterK1well it is a fact that Joe Biden is incoherent a lot. Trumpists unable to spell, well that's more of your opinion. See the difference?

@inicioentertainment3226 Ай бұрын

His Trump is THE BEST!!! He is so accurate in the changes in sound and making the schmorgesbord of idiocy coming from his mouth sound completely natural and in-rehearsed. What an actor! Bravo my man!!!

@BTBEV3469 Ай бұрын

He even nails the parts where Trump, always the victim, raises his pitch and quietly says, "That's all right..." It's unbelievably accurate.

@Avenger_X91 Ай бұрын

For me it's Shane Gillis, but yeah this dude is a close 2nd.

@hickoryhippie Ай бұрын

@@Avenger_X91 This dude is number one. What makes JAJ number one is the fact that he not only has the voice down, but he has the mannerisms. The tiny idiosyncrasies that Shane would never nail (not that he's incapable, but he's just a lazy dawg - which i say with the utmost love).

@Avenger_X91 Ай бұрын

@hickoryhippie idk, im sticking with Shane, especially with the gig where he said how Trump would be the funniest president to get killed (dark i know), it was so spot on how i imagine it would actually go. But im not gonna degrade JAJs impression either, his is absolutely great!

@andreasjohannesson4160 Ай бұрын

I kept waiting for the bunny to show up, he never showed up. That’s ok.. 😅😂

@sarahreynolds585 Ай бұрын

"please lead us into temptation" 😂

@SynchroScore Ай бұрын

I especially like how it includes the Constitution and Declaration of Independence. Like the Bible, they're all documents that Trump and his supporters have never read and don't understand, despite claiming to support them.

@jakklump Ай бұрын

Every one of those turds is a lazy follower that has their cult leaders tell them what to think......

@markb3786 Ай бұрын

It's actually much more sinister. It's part of revisionist history to persuade that the Bible was a tool in the creation of our governmental framework. It wasn't, by the way.

@tammylewis2408 Ай бұрын

They failed history. No wonder our education system is screwed.

@justbecky8469 Ай бұрын

MY THOUGHT EXACTLY!!!! 💯 smh, lol

@ramonmoreno8014 Ай бұрын

And no Weights and Measures page

@nygrl6102 Ай бұрын

The only thing that could improve his impression would be a fat suit.

@Sgt_Zig Ай бұрын

Mouth needs to be much more b-hole like, hair needs to be much stupider, hands need to be MUCH smaller.

@nawrasmajo7787 Ай бұрын

Like ya mamas right ??

@onlysilv Ай бұрын

A diaper would be more realistic

@godlygamer911 Ай бұрын

@@nawrasmajo7787 You do know that your comment implies his mom is in shape, right?

@phoenixrising1242 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@gmhefner1 Ай бұрын

james austin johnson is one of my favorites on SNL!!

@sandraredmond7911 Ай бұрын

His version of the former one is so spot on!

@vc5243 Ай бұрын

This guy really deserves an Oscar for all his Trump performances. He's a genius.

@gheller2261 Ай бұрын

Emmy.

@ursulawanza8674 Ай бұрын

He sounds just like trump.

@BTBEV3469 Ай бұрын

Emmy's for TV, Oscars for Film...

@theoriginalCoCoSmith Ай бұрын

Alec Baldwin was really really funny to bad he is going through his own legal situation

@PhilipX2030 Ай бұрын

Is he similar to Tina Faye with Sarah Palin?

@runrafarunthebestintheworld Ай бұрын

"and we will be looking at that very strongly." 😅😅😅

@danshanahan8661 Ай бұрын

"the story of easter, which primarily concerns jesus, not the bunny. I kept waiting for the bunny" DEAD LMAO

@CB-ee9ic Ай бұрын

God, he’s so good at this! 😂 I needed something to laugh about, so thank you so much! 🙏🏻✝️🐇

@jeannes.356 Ай бұрын

Check out the snl skit, “the day you were born.” That might make you laugh too! :)

@jazthejourney Ай бұрын

The sad part is how close this is to what actually is happening 😂😂😂

@jazthejourney Ай бұрын

We will be looking in to the 4th Destiny's Child very strongly 😂😂😂

@ricknkelly1 Ай бұрын

Tha sad part is you’re stupid enough to believe that.

@davidputterman2719 Ай бұрын

James Austin Johnson is priceless. This is the second year I watched the Easter cold opening with him and couldn't stop laughing. Funny as hell.

@sarahchavez3431 Ай бұрын

I watched it several times last year🤣 who knew it could get even better

@davidputterman2719 Ай бұрын

Those were some of SNL's best skits ever!@@sarahchavez3431

@hedrotedro8436 Ай бұрын

Why did the daily bread part have me laughing so hard?!?! 😂😂😂

@agapelovebomb7208 Ай бұрын

Hey buddy. You forgot the racoons.😂

@a.r.npotential150 Ай бұрын

Well done, “Very good at saying no to the snake… not liking fruit” 🤦 I lost it on that one

@tammylewis2408 Ай бұрын

He's grabbed too many fruits and must pay EJ Carroll and Stormy Daniels. He IS the snake.

@vickien2389 Ай бұрын

RIGHT!!! LMAO!!!

@theowl3756 Ай бұрын

Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.

@thenightporter Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@RS-tz2zn Ай бұрын

You would think Trump was President right now with all the focus he is getting. I’m old enough to remember when SNL made fun of current presidents and didn’t care about politics

@danh5368 Ай бұрын

@@RS-tz2znI found the triggered trumpet 😂

@Redandranger Ай бұрын

@@RS-tz2zn I'm old enough to remember when people like Trump would be dead or in jail and certainly not garnering any political support except from his mother. SNL also made fun of presidential candidates not just the sitting POTUS. The GOP needs to stop behaving like a reality TV show and put forward some non-whackjobs. Did they not learn from Sarah Palin?

@lewid019 Ай бұрын

@@RS-tz2znyeah..youre lying. Unless you're 8 😂

@michellepittman7886 Ай бұрын

The Michelle Williams joke was hilarious 😂

@mketcham5609 Ай бұрын

His mannerisms and voice keep getting better and better with this impression. Plus he has a wealth of comedic material with drump. 😎

@MareMeyer Ай бұрын

Thank you for advocating for girls names other than Mary. Signed, Mary

@tuckernaughton Ай бұрын

Hi Mary

@whazzat8015 Ай бұрын

Merry Easter

@mustafa1name Ай бұрын

How contrary

@torgnyaanderaa2334 Ай бұрын

@@mustafa1name Touché :D

@DrErkanyildirim988 Ай бұрын

Hello pretty lady, How are you doing and the weather condition like?

@spornge Ай бұрын

It is so nice for Trump to make writing so easy for SNL< the Sneakers ad was gold.

@bovinityleak2066 Ай бұрын

It writes itself. The difficulty is distinguishing it as a parody.

@LateNightwithStudBuyers Ай бұрын

what makes it work is the same reason why the Onion doesn't do much these days: reality is so absurd that merely quoting and repeating current events is now our satire. wish we were in the parks n rec 2017 future...

@shannonbennett5692 Ай бұрын

Yeah he sold a product that's the difference between conservative and leftist. We make and sell, you take and steal. The false moral outrage about a religion that leftists openly hate is so...typical.

@TheJ1961 25 күн бұрын

Cause Biden is so good..😂😂😂😂😂😂

@overthehilllady Ай бұрын

Fantastic monologue and DELIVERY !!!

@Jesuslaves Ай бұрын

Those books are so easy to burn with such glee in the heart. I do it as often as possible.😂

@spercwolf2985 Ай бұрын

🤣 there is absolutely no way Trump read the Bible.

@davidflewelling5043 Ай бұрын

There is no way trump read the peanuts comic

@The_Notorious_N.O.E. Ай бұрын

This man was President of the United States and he's probably never even read the Constitution 🤦‍♂️

@MollymaukT Ай бұрын

There's plenty of interviews of people asking about his favorite passages and him deflecting and dodging harder than Neo in the matrix

@stevesmith9617 Ай бұрын

Neither do you. And you belive its true. Right?

@antarchy1 Ай бұрын

9 out of every 10 Christians have never read it. They just know some catch phrases the preacher repeats every Sunday. Ask a Christian if they know what 50 shekels refers to in the bible.

@sirtainlee8725 Ай бұрын

1:12 "All right girls. You can go now. I'm not paying you for any more line. I'm not even paying for those lines. You know me. Move along. I'm making you famous. You owe me."

@curtisrobinson7962 Ай бұрын

And if he added: You're not my type.

@seanryan3020 Ай бұрын

Best-case scenario for any woman who meets him!

@roundtwo3321 Ай бұрын

@@curtisrobinson7962 But, then identified them in a photograph as his wife.

@davidknightx Ай бұрын

Showed this to my religious mom, a woman who leads her life by Bible. She loves Bible. "......All three were named Mary? Are they just making fun of the Bible?" I swear to god, how do people, who are obsessed with this ONE book, not know this stuff?! I do NOT lead my life by the Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, but I can tell you without Googling who the major characters were. Like when Gandalf returns as Gandalf the White after his battle with Balrog, the first three to see him are Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli...and all of this would've been far easier to remember if all three just happened to be named Aragorn. Religious people perplex me so much.