Now why is that Marian??👽😍..are you Jealous or are you just Envious of Beyonce? Personally I would walk 100 miles just to see you freak out from my green radiant eyes 👽

@@rocarlosdavis622 nigga what?

Rocarlos Davis you’re one of those people that says random sentences that don’t make sense.

@@rocarlosdavis622 No more Heroin AM for you, mister.

Rocarlos Davis I’m your neighbor and I have alerted the cops

No the forever 19 year old king Tutankhamun is always Gold and tan is golden..just ask Katy Perry why is that 🤯🤫👽😍🖤🙂

Sadly the chantix commercial isn't far off from reality.

Rocarlos Davis What?

@@elykspuz6596 yuppp. My mom couldn't take it because of her history of depression and chantix being linked to increased risk of suicidal thoughts.

@@elykspuz6596 yep a lot of medications actually have side effects that increase or cause depression, hallucinations, suicidal and homicidal behavior people are just don't pay attention to it. People with MI's know though because they're warned as they have to be more careful.

tawanna martin lol

tawanna martin umm

that took me out

Ummm that turnes dark quick

@@yourtelevisiondad3089 lol

‘Tis

@@M_D_Y0 Cool!

I'm a biochemist and I'm not surprised. Nah, no I'm not.

I'm a german pharmacy tech and yh. Too real.

It absolutely is lol everything in the ad was actually accurate up until the kill your spouse part LOL

Just bring treats for the dogs.

Taina Williams or cats.

ALL the dogs lol

I'm living with a lesbian couple now whose wedding is basically going to be a party at a brewery, that line absolutely killed me.

Taina Williams as a Dog loving Gayelle I approve this comment as fact

Because he doesn't want to know what LATIN is 🤫👽😡😭🖤

@@rocarlosdavis622 what?

I love how he's trying not to smile when Kristen Wiig does jazz hands across him!

AMEN

@@rocarlosdavis622?

I have a long list of food allergies... I can’t fake them with Flaritin... I have to use the Claritin.

Being allergic to milk/milk derivatives is a real thing though, and you can be allergic to meat if youre bitten by the lonestar tick (I believe it was called) byy the wayy

@@ninjapanda6204 nobody doubt that, it's just the losers who googled it then lied and pretend they have it for attention.

@@swanlove2002 Thanks for letting a bunch of strangers who don't give a shit about your allergies know about your plight

Yeah well i need some of that cuz im allergic to retards and SNL is starting to give me seizures.

James Brice -Bruh fuck off 😂

James Brice stfu you know that’s not even true and it doesn’t happen

James Brice except they don’t...

@James Brice only in the delusional world you made that up from

@James Brice right up until the security people get shot by the cops for being black, sure

legitimately

Member the flaming hot tampons meme? I still laugh at that regularly.

Yeah, totally. I'm sure republicans are just concerned about your body. Not anything else. They totally just want to control women, I'm sure it can't be a completely different issue.

Such a dumb and unrealistic bit. Every Republican knows that if it's a legitimate period the body has a way of just shutting it down.

It had me laughing out loud

My fav Kate McKinnon face of this week.

@@ShFred when she's holding the foot, right 😂😂😂

Lol

Cuz they have no idea wtf they are talking about. Those rich assholes do only vegan cocaine off 10k underage escorts bleached and chemically cleaned with acid assholes provided by epstein. And the ones that do heroin have never felt a single symptom cuz they pay to go in a chemical coma for a few weeks and then do a movie where everyone praises them how much weight they lost.

So do you have an actual comment to make??

Because it's polyester?

Literally

He's being a little stinker.

Flaritin should exist...a woman I work with constantly complains about being allergic to strong smells from flowers to cleaning products, it's so annoying.

😂

Fun fact: Michael Che wrote Heroin AM and it almost got rejected for being too controversial.

I love that she drives a bus like some bus drivers I had growing up looked like they were on it

Do you know where I can get some? Asking for a friend.

Other people laughing is hilarious.

That's sweet. I found out I had celiac in 2012 which is from when this came out and I'm grateful towards the people they were lambasting because they allowed for sooooo many more new options. I went from a shelf in an isle to an entire isle and having places with pasta, bread, and pizza offering gluten free versions. I never thought I'd be able to eat a hero again and then boom jersey Mike's comes correct with gluten free bread. They made us seem like morons but it was worth it to me. Unfortunately nobody takes my illness seriously but if that means I can eat normally then so be it.

Didn't we manage for quite some time before we figured out how to make bread, tho..?

"actually"

I love that they both instantly look down at the coffee.

I like the surreal feel when you notice through their expression that they're listening to the voice reading off the side effects as you are lol

I love how he was trying not to laugh when she did jazz hands

@@seaport7421 he literally does not need to talk. Or even take off his mask. His eye acting is all the things.

😂😂😂 i know right!!

I feel like that’s how people actually make things

@@aceampora6012 yep

couldnt be more on point omg

I was about to say

Should have said "Ask your dealer if it's right for you." Because you know your dealer is always gonna say yes.

@@Robert08010 There are no "dealers". They're "undocumented pharmacists".

Is the flame included

Ahmed Hassan I prefer your version as it’s funny & more logical. Sustained-release heroin sounds like a pharmaceutical. Plus adding “a small pile of cocaine” to heroin could send the nervous & cardiovascular systems into shock- speedball.

Sounds like you’re just describing slow release oxycodone. But I suppose there’s a reason for that as I’ve always heard it’s just legal heroin

@Seth Organs It's still a miniature of a bigger picture.

Seth Organs yeah, I didn’t remember the name, thank you

@Seth Organs I understand but is it incorrect to use it as a synonym?

Period

AMEN

Why Zinnn???.😡🤬😬👽

Rocarlos Davis why what what’s your problem. ah, you’re a troll

Not your troll though..a ha👽🖤😭

At 10:56 in florida, a bus falls off a cliff, there were no survivors. Billy? Thanks Anthony, it turns out the bus driver was using Heroine AM, a drug illegal in 47 countries. It turns out the business who made the drug is now being shut down by the FDA. Only 4 witnesses has seen the bus fall off, only 2 recorded it, and posted on social media. (Insert clip). (Go to witness, Yada yada.) Do you have anything to say about the tragic accident? When I was able to record the video, I thought, some thing was wrong. Nothing would Clearly fall off a cliff like that, some thing had to be wrong. Flipped out my phone, and recorded the whole thing. What do you have to say Anthony? It turns out the bus also killed 25 people, and injured 3. This is BMM, and thanks for watching.

20Mike Masimalo just because I like Bill Hader, he’s a great actor and he’s hilarious.

Fk yesssss,same!

He sure is beautiful!

Jordyn B I love him so much.

@@jordynb8582 Bill Hader always cheers me up. Stefan will always be one of my favorite characters and he honestly is a master of impressions 😀

“There was almost a stigma about it”🤷‍♀️

@@arceuslordofcreation8824 *cut to him lying face down in a field unconscious*

@@mattheww9763 as a kid just stares at him.

I thought the tampon bit was funny...until I remembered that the bozo's who wrote it are from a political party that believes gender is fluid and that men can be pregnant.

Do you know in N.Y. Democrats passed the law that a pregnant woman can abort her baby up to the time of delivery? So even if she delivered the baby and dr. has child in hand, she can give the okay to murder child and dr will not be charged! You can tell whose agenda SNL follows. The Blood sacrifice of Humans to their god and their secret society, and Cuomo is in on it. Most viewers don't want to acknowledge this because then they know they will be held accountable to a higher power.

Not one of the words you typed is true. Nor sane.

@@GieCampbel-ug9jl wtf dude, the man was talking about tampons. I think I just lost half of my brain cells reading this comment.

@@Logan_Baron wow surprised you didn’t use that to make the same Biden joke that ever other republican makes every three seconds. Good for you!

Yas!!!

i concur: Bill Hader!

AMEN

He’s so attractive lmao

Imona.

🍊 🍌

#dogsrule

Same lol

Lesbian weddings: secretly, not so secretly, actually the best.

Mine too... but there was a lack of dogs

If you date a femme, you might have to discuss with her about that one lol. We femmes can get p strict about how frilly and pink things are.

Dennis we all know that you wish Bill hader well..hey btw..check out PLUTO TV on Android also because I think your live show is streaming while you tube dreams 😬🤯👽😭🤨

Rocarlos Davis why are you replying weird shit to everyone..?

almost pizza!!

I've been in a Bill Hader hole for months now and I've never been happier

Heather Jenkins same... I found him this august and I instantly fell in love

oh no, it's not a phase, he's a part of your life now. If it's a phase then I've have a Bill Hader phase for over ten years and it's not expected to end any time soon lmao.

@@timfrey2358 You are 100% correct! What's super cool is that Bill is from Tulsa, Ok which is only a couple of hours away from where I live!

is everyone going through this “phase” at the same time because me too :’)

Haven't you heard? Men can have periods too, you fascist, jk lol.

That commercial physically hurt me

The metal applicator....in the butt

Only retards can laugh at that dumb as shit skit. Heres the democratic tampon commercial: "Those pesky republicans have no idea what they are talking about because they keep their children. I trust only democratic tampons because they actively murder any semblance of babies inside your ovaries and automatically expell the body parts! With the power of actual science, none of that jesus science, we put an actual industrial vacuum cleaner and it sucks right off everything, the blood, the ovaries, the baby and even your intestines if you wanna be ready for summer, all inside a nice little bag easy to dispose. And finally we salt the ground so nothing will ever grow so you can get 12 cats and die sad and alone"

@Liliana Penderecka says the single lady watching buzzfeed while eating ice cream alone

Sometimes he wakes up driving a stolen car. But it works !

His bones are cold, but he looks great in grey sweat pants....

kissfan7 That was my first thought.

Everyone should go watch that right now and then watch the evil inventor skit

Hail Satan

Smoke more Crack cocaine and I promise to you that you won't know the difference 😡🤯😭😍🙂

what actually is this comment chain

Seth Organs hell yeah

MGCR i know..

@Seth Organs Lol, Impeachment will literally do nothing

Come on! LA is fake as hell.

i'm so glad his character found an alternative to that stigma he was getting!

Hello..Today is always Tuesday here in Charlotte N.C now figure out why👽🖤🤫😍

She's adorable!

Gay

Well, sometimes it does (the 1980-1981 season, the 1985-1986 season, and the 1994-1995 season, but those had good moments in them; Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo being the only good cast members for the first one; Dennis Miller's Weekend Update and Terry Sweeney playing Nancy Reagan for the second; and Norm Macdonald's Weekend Update for the last one), but the good outweighs the bad on this show.

Erica Sewnod well, there is an account dedicated to that Alan skit. It is just the same video of Bill dancing to different songs xD

Dimitra Vasileiadou I follow an account on twitter that puts different music to his Alan skit. It’s funny.

@@dimitravasileiadou9771 "he's just doing thumbs up!" but Vanessa is totally stoked

I have an allergy to that notion

it’s not technically accurate but it’s close enough to use as an explanation for morons who don’t take it seriously unless you call it an allergy

I know one person who has legit gluten intolerance (not celiacs). I also know one who just lied about it. It was what made her "special and unique." She had no issues with gluten, but being celiac was part of her self made identity. It's people like her that make others think it's a fake condition.

Or they are allergic to wheat and several other cereal grains and it’s a simplification for ease on their part because while the gluten isn’t what they are shopping for it does usually make the whole process simpler. (I have several friends with allergies to wheat and other cereal grains and buying for them usually it’s simpler to look for gluten free and then check ingredients for the things that might differ than check from all foods)

@@poe_slaw How is celiac not an allergy? There is an immune response when eaten.

@@hadracks I don't know if this is completely correct, but based in what I've read (as someone who does have Celiac Disease), Celiac Disease isn't considered an allergy because it develops as a result of a person's genes, and therefore can't go away with time. Gluten allergies can eventually subside for some people because they're not linked to their genetic makeup, whereas Celiac Disease cannot. If you have it, you'll have it for the rest of your life Celiac Disease also causes a person's immune system to attack the villi in their small intestine, which results in them shrivelling up. While a gluten allergy can definitely cause people to become very sick, it doesn't cause their immune systems to attack their villi

Great now even AI knows that you are deliberately a Bill hader lover 🤬😬👽😭

U n me both!

@Purplekitty fr!

WHAT THE FUCK

What? Just go watch a movie with him or sum I act like he died

he's still active, just naturally moving on to new pursuits. I'm psyched that he's in movies and shows now, seeing him for only a few moments in a skit every week was torture lol

@@timfrey2358 that's true, I guess it is nicer to see him in more things! Have you seen the new show he's in, Barry? I saw the first episode and it was pretty great

And 5G!

@Gary York It's still relevant today because the many men of the GOP are proposing laws on issues like abortion and luxury taxes on menstrual hygiene without really knowing anything about female anatomy

It’s not a political party thing it’s an age thing any man over 69 knows nothing about the female anatomy

@@joystiko True, but with mostly the Republican supremacists (not all Republicans obviously) pushing for abortion and menstrual stuff...

Saffy • 30 years ago I get the menstrual stuff republicans are retarded on that but lots of women are pro life too which is good

@@joystiko how is it good, when it results in more abortions and more abused children?