Saving Private Ryan
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Ай бұрын
@WanderingExistence Ай бұрын
"I'm a deeply closeted gay man" - Norm MacDonald
@doormatcat Ай бұрын
"So you're gay?"
@WanderingExistence Ай бұрын
@@doormatcat "No! I said I'm deeply closeted."
@doormatcat Ай бұрын
@@WanderingExistence "Wait, so you're a gay man who won't admit it?"
@johnkubitz4497 Ай бұрын
This is the absolute best comment for this video RIP Norm
@doormatcat Ай бұрын
@@WanderingExistence "Wait so you're gay but you won't admit it?"
@Fhjtjjgcc Ай бұрын
With gay power comes gay responsibility
@dielemamfoumbi7128 Ай бұрын
That sounds scary 😂😂😂
@Alt........138 Ай бұрын
-Uncle Bent Parker
@fueledsoul3379 Ай бұрын
@@dielemamfoumbi7128I think I once seen a video where the dude was pretending to be gay then his girl friends tried to hook him up with another dude and he was to deep into the role 😂
@AndrewHoang0509 Ай бұрын
i made it 666 likes for you my man
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
Being gay is a sin and should not be practiced. You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@michaeld_aus_b Ай бұрын
better title: "Saving Ryan's Privates"
@johnking6252 28 күн бұрын
Bravo 👍. best comment 100%
@cologist 25 күн бұрын
You've done well
@the5THofNOV 20 күн бұрын
That's actually a movie 😅
@funkapotamus86 20 күн бұрын
@@the5THofNOV that would be "shaving" Ryan's privates
@crowbarzero 19 күн бұрын
Girls in the pool: "Is Ryans privates saluting us?"
@z34rk79 Ай бұрын
"Why are you wearing those" .... "My eye's are sensitive"
@owentdi3613 50 минут бұрын
What no replies
@jedi1709 Ай бұрын
Plot twist:the dad is the narrator
@lonelycells7073 Ай бұрын
I mean, he IS Desmond's dad.
@snakyYT Ай бұрын
Wait WHAT! @lonelycells7073
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
He is lol You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@jedi1709 Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJames ☀️🌄My only sunshine 🌅🌤
@amogusmale Ай бұрын
@@jedi1709 You make me happy 😁
@MovingPumpkinPatch Ай бұрын
Dad: don't lie to me. Are you gay? 😡 Him: No! Dad: Nah, you're definitely gay
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
Hahaha, so true 😂 You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@JonggJonggg Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJamesmy only sunshine
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
@@JonggJonggg You make me happy 😃
@kristijantomic548 Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJameswhen skies are gray
@JaydenBelieves Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJamesLebooboo!?
@Megan_simple_girl Ай бұрын
Like, now we got a prequel to fully understand the story
@doaaksyt3743 Ай бұрын
Bro what is that Pfp D:
@dorian447 Ай бұрын
@@doaaksyt3743 its a bot
@temxasremd Ай бұрын
@@doaaksyt3743 It's a bot
@JR-ds1cz Ай бұрын
All the links at her channel @@temxasremd😭😭😭
@goofyahhgooberprod Ай бұрын
Y'all, it's a bot that steals other people's comments and baits people to a porn site w their pfp. Report it and move on, show no mercy.
@user-zn7nx7zn4t Ай бұрын
20 years later: Ryan is married with 5 children. Those girls: "he's still gay".
@explosivegreen Ай бұрын
"99% of gamblers quit before hitting the jackpot"
@TedsWorld101 Ай бұрын
Not their gay best friend Ryan!
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
That’s not true. You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@Reaper18490 Ай бұрын
did u comment this on the full length video too lol
@josiahogaga6125 Ай бұрын
@@Reaper18490 he did.
@explosivegreen Ай бұрын
@@Reaper18490 NO! FUCK NO! FUCK NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT
@s4turntomars Ай бұрын
Ryan’s origin story😭😭
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@AzerbaijaniRyanGosling Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJamesMy only sunshine...
@Nomparellix Ай бұрын
@@AzerbaijaniRyanGoslingYou make me happy...
@I_love_rice_ Ай бұрын
@@Nomparellix When skies are gray 🎶🎶🎶
@user-ql9wf2md4h Ай бұрын
@@I_love_rice_grey*
@sinfonelosacalepunta5251 Ай бұрын
As a 25 year old virgin, I'm actually considering Ryan's strategy
@YourMomNDad 19 күн бұрын
20 more years before a movie is made out of your life story
@sdfgh6017 17 күн бұрын
Bruh how do you manage that
@lucianadams 9 күн бұрын
Only works of you relocate
@higheyrie6176 8 күн бұрын
Or, you can buy your way out of virginity. Also, you can attend stag parties, just make sure you are close friends with the groom. 😂
@dietznutz1 4 күн бұрын
@higheyrie6176 how'd you loose yours ?? Uh, technically a prostitute, that doesn't sound good.
@jscan4442 27 күн бұрын
"It's nice to have a guy who doesn't just see us as a piece of meat" "Now show us YOUR meat, Ryan."
@kettle_of_chris 20 күн бұрын
This is the comment I was looking for! Spot on!
@edmis90 4 күн бұрын
Like, as a straight guy I wouldn't want no skinny-dipping with gay guys, so I figure a gay guy might not want with straight girls either.
@Tanakun09 Күн бұрын
😂 dying of laughter
@bananaslamma35 Ай бұрын
"It's nice to have a guy who doesn't just see us as a piece of meat" Ryan, a cannibal: Yyyyeeeahhh...
@lujo7490 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@epic_creators Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@jkm4645 Ай бұрын
Just make sure he doesn't meet Joe Biden's uncle...
@boopy12g Ай бұрын
I read this in Peter Griffin’s voice
@hanzosiku Ай бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha
@aidanfalsone4863 Ай бұрын
Finally getting the flashback of the beginning of his journey
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
Fr You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@lololol24ttttt36 Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJamesmy only sunshine
@Somedude789 Ай бұрын
You make me happy, when sky's are grey
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
@@Somedude789 you’ll never know, dear 😊🥲😢
@JaybeEZ9 Ай бұрын
I want drugs
@bookworm506 Ай бұрын
"This is Ryan, a straight man undercover pretending to be homosexual." LMFAO I'M ON THE CEILING.
@PhantomFilmAustralia 19 күн бұрын
This was a major plot in many '80s raunchy teen comedies.
@Sourwhatup 19 сағат бұрын
"I'm on the ceiling" is so ridiculous 😂
@PhantomFilmAustralia 14 сағат бұрын
@@Sourwhatup So is your spelling. Lol
@Sourwhatup 13 сағат бұрын
@@PhantomFilmAustralia It's just a typo, it's not that ridiculous, now is it?
@PhantomFilmAustralia 13 сағат бұрын
@@Sourwhatup I'm currently Down Under. Not ridiculous to be on the ceiling.
@rodneysmith5799 Ай бұрын
So the title should really be...Saving Ryan Privates
@MrReubenTishkoff Ай бұрын
There's already a film with that title. Search the Hub. 😏
@elijahmauldin2908 Ай бұрын
The origin of a hero that's sacrificing everything to know the secrets of the women
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
Hero… You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@king_merchant_duarte7503 Ай бұрын
Someone got to make a series about this.
@JohnGreen-rj3pk Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJamesmy only sunshine
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
@@JohnGreen-rj3pk you make me happy 😃
@shreyasmaitreya462 Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJameswhen skies are gay
@professional.commentator Ай бұрын
This short just gave me early 2010s KZfaq flashbacks. 😅
@willy27cats19 Ай бұрын
Ayo!!!!
@patrickdriggs9764 Ай бұрын
2010's OMG so classic that was such a super duper long time ago
@bogdangura7209 Ай бұрын
@@patrickdriggs9764for real
@pekokkk Ай бұрын
@@patrickdriggs9764 it was 10 years ago dawg
@X1ander24 Ай бұрын
@@pekokkk10?
@Wondrrboy Ай бұрын
Narrator: “…And from that point on, Ryan decided to *lean* into the rumors.”
@gups4963 Ай бұрын
And if he doesn't need to lean against something to cover up, he actually is gay. There is a member of any group that will narc on you
@MrEvanNoyes 8 күн бұрын
Wow an actually funny KZfaq short. I knew I’ve been watching all these for SOME reason
@samamander_ Ай бұрын
If bro gets bricked in front of them it’s over 💀
@Blitzwing099 Ай бұрын
I thought of your dad
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@darcash1738 Ай бұрын
"I was thinking of ryan reynolds"
@alpacawithouthat987 Ай бұрын
@@darcash1738that doesn’t really prove anything. All straight men get bricked up thinking about Ryan Reynolds
@kokichiouma1148 Ай бұрын
"I was thinking of big, oiled up men"
@AfroMan187 Ай бұрын
Dude drilled farther into the friendzone than any man has gone.
@Tadpole55 Ай бұрын
Literally…
@Cwg. Ай бұрын
@@Tadpole55 And struck oil!
@Duowantsyourlocation Ай бұрын
@@Cwg.Oil?!🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
@badideasinmyhead Ай бұрын
Happened to me
@samuelsilva8364 Ай бұрын
@@Duowantsyourlocationladies are about to get some freedom
@archlectoryarvi2873 29 күн бұрын
Dad: are u gay? Ryan: yeah Dad: Prove it(unzips pants)
@phyto12 Ай бұрын
Dude went so far into the friend zone he’s almost back to the smash zone
@alexb389 Ай бұрын
Bro accidentally became the first person to go through reverse conversion therapy
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
@anothersubscriber-less-channel you make my happy 😃😃
@Kazs561 Ай бұрын
@anothersubscriber-less-channel Youlll never know dear how much i love you
@user-vi8ei4nd4c Ай бұрын
Please don’t take my sunshine away!
@bobbygetsbanned6049 Ай бұрын
The been doing that in prison forever.
@JustShawn11 Ай бұрын
We got the Ryan origin story 🔥
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@AlbertoPerez-eq7ej Ай бұрын
And all before gta 6
@SlapNuts4Life Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJames what the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
@buddhikaruwan5708 Ай бұрын
Ryan looks like young Dexter Morgan.. 🤓🤓🧠🧠🔥🔥🌟🌟
@Marinersfan5oh3 Ай бұрын
What Ryan once considered to be a horrible rumor was now his greatest asset!🤣💀
@Sea_Pot Ай бұрын
bro got so traumatized he became the best therapist in the world
@soulassassin0g Ай бұрын
"You are not going skinny dipping with anyone... Unless you take Ryan with you. He might be gay but he's still a man and he'll protect you. Isn't that right, Ryan?" **Gives him a stern pat on the back**
@19midnightsun87 Ай бұрын
"s-sure, absolutely, s-sir!"
@ryanm2 11 күн бұрын
*butt
@Ivansky1 23 сағат бұрын
“I’m totally gay! Let me just grab my Goggles and my GoPro and I’ll meet you at the Pool!!!!! 😊”
@rmcdaniel423 Ай бұрын
They feel clever with this "ironic" clip . . . meanwhile, "Three's Company" had it going on before they were even born. LOL
@pmcthepro Ай бұрын
Imagine a rumour comes out and suddenly you’ve come out
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@SirRyus348 Ай бұрын
Next step is I'm coming in
@austininmon8064 Ай бұрын
Ryan’s gunna have some explaining to do when he pitches a tent while skinny dipping 😂
@yondalethomas Ай бұрын
The girls: "Um...Ryan what's going on there?" (Points at dick) Ryan: "Oh sorry. Just thinking about guys."
@ADMusic1999 Ай бұрын
He’s gay; his member isn’t 😂
@Em_Rey Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@beerfarts3305 Ай бұрын
There's no "tent" to pitch when ya skinny dip... but I'm sure he'll _point_ to his "bestie" 😅
@joalvarez6252 Ай бұрын
I accidentally took a viagra! Silly me! 😅
@nikc2843 3 күн бұрын
I liked this video, not because it's funny but because it's relatable
@9thgenvids 8 күн бұрын
We won’t be gay if he watches the first five minutes of saving private ryan
@comebackkid44723 Ай бұрын
Every fucking time the camera pans to Ryan’s face and you see him trying to keep his composure and not being scared it fucking sends me dude lmaoooo it’s too fucking funny
@EasyModeFishing 8 күн бұрын
Ryan then proceeds to absolutely destroy those 2 girls and they love him now
@remliqa 4 күн бұрын
...And they still think he's gay.
@gtoyadhatagyab8013 19 сағат бұрын
Every fangirls ever everytime they see 2 bros simply being bros.
@dedelblute3946 Ай бұрын
I love how these are narrated in the exact same tone as forensic files. Nothing is funnier than hearing the same guy who narrated murder scenes delivering punchlines.
@kevinmonahan2820 Ай бұрын
Not even close, I've seen hundreds of forensic files episodes. This is the guy that narrated the skits on Chappelle's Show
@dedelblute3946 Ай бұрын
@@kevinmonahan2820 I said tone. The narrator talks in the tone that I remember from when I used to watch a lot of Forensic Files. Maybe you don't see the resemblance, but I do.
@blindstreet Ай бұрын
@@dedelblute3946 I agree with you. I'm blind...So I depend on narrations most of the time. Yes, the style is similar.
@nma87 27 күн бұрын
@@blindstreetwait if your blind then how did you wri
@blindstreet 27 күн бұрын
@@nma87 We use a screen reader. On smartphones that can be activated in settings > accessibility; on computers download JAWS for Windows or NVDA.
@pizzaman1720 Ай бұрын
The horrified look in his eyes got me dying 😂😂😂
@mondaynightballroom20 Ай бұрын
Dad: are you gay? Ryan: just for you, daddy.
@vippandabear2870 Ай бұрын
that may not lead to the outcome you desire
@agaragan1618 Ай бұрын
plot twist: he do be gay
@ShrimpTales Ай бұрын
great pfp
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
Haha, he probably is… You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@ethanrin9518 Ай бұрын
Or he just went fishing...
@frockk Ай бұрын
He's a G Ay
@MosesHerrera-cv5uo Ай бұрын
@@frockk string*
@Lulu23761 Ай бұрын
Ryan enjoying life to the fullest a man who knows what he’s doing respect Edit: I don’t wanna be that guy but this is the most likes i’ve ever gotten thx
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@getemguapo_tv Ай бұрын
EXACTLY! he not gay, he only looks like that because the camera gonna ruin his plan with a false title of him being "gay" but yet he's sooo close to seeing the biddies! LMAO
@SlapNuts4Life Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
@troubledsole9104 Ай бұрын
Ryan to Jack Tripper: hold my beer.
@PilotSinOFF 7 сағат бұрын
"His worst rumor became his greatest ally. Lmao
@Nooo_Way Ай бұрын
Potition for the next episode to be "Saving Ryan's privates"
@blackhathacker82 Ай бұрын
Petition *
@valiant8987 Ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@KankerYouTube Ай бұрын
Is that avatar some sort of sick joke??
@haileygulnac3987 Ай бұрын
Not the dateline narrator 😂
@tomignacios3668 Ай бұрын
Frontline**
@axeguy3856 Күн бұрын
And the Oscar goes to depraved looking Dad with the Barry White vocals.
@BulkBogan1920 Ай бұрын
Imagine surviving ww2 and seeing your grandkids doing this
@epicstar86 Ай бұрын
the prequel goes hard
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@RocketMan21-vp9ie Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJames my only sunshine
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
@@RocketMan21-vp9ie you make me happy 😃
@Yeat_Cat Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJameswhen guys are gay
@Mad_racc00n Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJames The sun shines only above me 👆🏻
@user-hl3ny2go3l Ай бұрын
no not the horrified "Yup." 🤣😭 poor Ryan 💀
@perfectcheese76 18 күн бұрын
Imagine the dad was like "me too" after asking if he was gay
@muhammadnazerinsaripin1925 Ай бұрын
Not girls, but auntie 😂😂😂
@hendrikromkes Ай бұрын
The Ryan lore is expanding
@joshuagiambra2144 Ай бұрын
"What Ryan once considered to be a horrible rumor was now his greatest asset." 😂😂
@basaratahmadraza2115 Ай бұрын
Same😂😂😂😂
@Black_cat132 20 күн бұрын
bro, that’s like me saying"I’m lesbian" and hanging out with a group of guys💀
@Godemode_Andy_Live Ай бұрын
The dad is ok with the daughters going skinny dipping 😂😂
@josssssssssssssssssss Ай бұрын
“Just in case” 💀
@ArthasHastingsMenethil Ай бұрын
Cameron Geller...
@CrazyGreenWitch Ай бұрын
Looked for this 😂
@krackastudios Ай бұрын
The goggles had me dying on the floor! 😂 (does he think he gonna get to peek at them?? 👀)
@markfryer9880 Ай бұрын
😂 He's sure going to try!
@ryandebuskdebusk4263 20 күн бұрын
This is probably one of the funniest things I've seen in a while
@sierrab5010 14 күн бұрын
Telling your dad you’re going skinny dipping is wild 😂
@AriCookz Ай бұрын
The way she says “our gay best friend Ryan” to her dad it starts to sound like an iconic sentence
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@SlapNuts4Life Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
@SethMccraney Ай бұрын
“ a peace of meat” 😂
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
🤨🤨🤨 You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@tvdforever5147 Ай бұрын
Piece*
@Ericrawnsley Ай бұрын
They are pieces of meat. That I want to out my piece of meat into to make one joined up piece of meat.
@PradhanmantriBruhh Ай бұрын
Peace with meat
@SlapNuts4Life Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
@AfroX-StayLegendary 6 күн бұрын
This is art of what is known as "Sleeping With The Lions"
@user-jl1vo1xm3b 20 күн бұрын
That's a real father. What a man. I felt this right in the heart
@shounensenpai123 Ай бұрын
"Its all nice and good until they start passing the demogorgon d!ldo" ~Sun Tzu Art of War
@Necrotic99 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@pexster1988 Ай бұрын
Man knows mall santa business. Don't talk back to him. 😅😅😅
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
Speak not in opposition to the one versed in the affairs of the Mall Santa. You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@SlapNuts4Life Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
@MrGavoToYou 20 күн бұрын
I don’t even know why I love the whole goggles thing
@Lindaa.44 Ай бұрын
Dad was voicing Homelander while saying “Ryan don’t lie to me” 💀💀💀
@UNHOLY_CREATURE Ай бұрын
Why does the dad sound like arthur morgan💀💀💀
@kunknown2340 Ай бұрын
sounds nothing like him.
@ryandragneel7222 Ай бұрын
Omg yes we got another saving private Ryan. I live for these
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@SlapNuts4Life Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
@zacharyfury4620 Ай бұрын
Bro was forced to saying he’s gay mission failed successfully 💀😂
@user-ck2ie9fw8v Ай бұрын
“Once his worst rumor, now his greatest asset” 😂
@kamil3797 Ай бұрын
I'll never get tired of it 😅
@theonlyrhombus Ай бұрын
Finally, an origin story!
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@SlapNuts4Life Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
@cheesyman10 6 күн бұрын
Man is trapped behind enemy lines
@mrmeg8044 2 сағат бұрын
Ballad of Straight Ryan
@trumanplaysgames1982 Ай бұрын
"Yup" That one word changed his whole life
@neBen_ Ай бұрын
THE BACKSTORY WE NEEDED
@andreidieor5387 13 күн бұрын
bro lost the battle, but won the WAR.
@KING-FU Ай бұрын
That ruse only works until Mr. Happy makes his first surprise appearance, excited to be skinny dipping with the kitty’s. 😮
@wojciechsawicki4733 Ай бұрын
We finally got origin lore
@JayTeeAyy Ай бұрын
Telling your dad you’re going skinny dipping sounds kinda weird
@painhub7513 10 күн бұрын
"SIR, WHEN ARE WE GOING TO PULL THE PLUG"
@johncoma5 11 күн бұрын
"Why are you wearing those" "DONG!!" priceless!!
@decomposingH2O Ай бұрын
"one mans goal is another mans nightmare" -sun tzu
@suneshjaya Ай бұрын
Steven Spielberg bout to be filing a law suit with that title 🤣💀
@jayczzzya Ай бұрын
They can change the words around Saving Ryan's Privates
@davidbrooks9656 Ай бұрын
This feels like a Dave Chappelle skit.
@GustavRex 20 сағат бұрын
"just in case..." LMAOOO':)
@matheusribeiro526 9 күн бұрын
Ryan is like a microwave… it heats up, but never eats
@user-gn9lf3fw9q Ай бұрын
High risk, high reward.
@Gluttony_Is_Greed Ай бұрын
If the water isn't cold he's done
@armandolira107 Ай бұрын
The gaslighting is real in this episode
@LeSquirtJames Ай бұрын
You are my sunshine 🥰☀️
@Colgeratheslate Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJames WHAT IS WITH THIS
@SlapNuts4Life Ай бұрын
@@LeSquirtJameswhat the fuck dude? Knock it off already, fucking spammer.
@thecomplextheroy Ай бұрын
"Welcome to ryans toy review"
@andyrwebman 3 күн бұрын
Ah, but it's like being in a permanent friend-zone. Water, water everywhere - and not a drop to drink!
@killugonkillugon7270 Ай бұрын
I’m loving the backstory here.
@Goofygamer389 Ай бұрын
I always love these videos finally some actual high quality KZfaq shorts People who agree 👇
@user-eo2sx6yc5v 10 күн бұрын
Landry was a welcome jump scare
@Superpellexl 19 күн бұрын
That "Yup." killed me hahah
@WandenWaffler Ай бұрын
"Im not gay!" "Hes gay" Story of my life lmao
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