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"K I L L Y O U R S E L F" "Make me" The best response 10/10

Literally every horror movie: has phones* Phones: I have decided that I want to SIGNAL LOST

Everyone: "sickle" Dr. Shaym: "H A N D S C Y T H E"

Wait, if this farm was abandoned, then who planted corn in neat rows?

When Possum said he had lots of friends, I thought he was going to say "Jack and Daniels."

Possum really knows a lot of people disturbing him

I actually really like the design of the "scarecrow". Too bad that seems to be the only good thing about this movie. They didn't even animate him well...

Actually with crows and ravens, they eventually realize the scarecrow isn't real and won't get scared off by it Least the smarter ones

Set in an American small town, characters dying one by one, side characters getting killed off immediately after being introduced, overly long suspenseful scenes with predictable jumpscares, characters abandoning weapons instead of keeping them, utterly intangible and immortal monster, ambiguous ending, final girl... This is pretty much "Horror Movie Tropes: The Movie".

Are there actually people who don’t know what scarecrows are?

gotta love high schoolers who for some reason look like they're in their mid 20's to mid 30's.

Man, that Scarecrow is such a jerk! Glad Sasquatch got rid of him, hopefully he’ll never pop up again.

That... Does not look like a scarecrow. I'm scared. What the hell.

His enthusiasm is like mine if I have to clean up a large spill in the kitchen... and I'm hungry... and it was my food.

This is literally like an off brand jeepers creepers

the movie may be bad and the "scarecrow" doesn't look like a scarecrow but the monster looks pretty sick in my opinion

Batman must've really got to scarecrow this time around :/

I have a suggestion: Snow White A Deadly Summer. A low budget horror film from 2012

You know, it's not a bad looking monster or bad looking CGI for a SyFy film.

"IT MAKES ITS WAY UP HIS RECTUM"... The most unfortunate phrase ever used to describe something in a horror movie.

Gotta love how the keys being in dangerous or inconvenient places at all times is the most consistent plot device in this bs

Your patron ad had a better developed story then this movie Edit: that moment where your comment gets more likes then the comment of the person who made the video

You know, I really thought the teacher asking the students for their phones was a clever way of disposing of the phones. Then they just HAD to have one of the kids steal their phones back. They had a perfect excuse as to why the characters can't call for help, then they don't use that perfect excuse.

The monster kinda looks like an ivy from resident evil 2

I remember watching this movie when I was at my grandmas house and all she had was shitty dvd movies

That “scarecrow” looks more like the corpse of a crow

0:28 Yes, I to am a city boy who never watched batman, wizard of Oz, played a game set in the country, participated in Halloween, and/or broke down the word Scarecrow.

Welp....Time to call Batman. But idk chief, that doesn’t look like a Scarecrow.

I've seen older actors/actresses playing highschoolers before BUT YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE BETH'S GRAY HAIRS.

9:40 That's like saying "hey I'm not going to trust you because a guy was assassinated in your house by john wick with a sniper rifle"

I'd literally only watch this movie just to admire the scarecrow's design and animations

"I never said that. That's a strawman argument!" 😆😆 That was clever 👍

This would honestly make a good Trevor Henderson creature

Finally he’s back! Time to sit down, relax and be enjoyed by this angel of a human

The movies awful but I do gotta admit I kinda like the monster's design

With that artistic ability, Calvin could accurately draw my dad who left for some milk before I was born

"...and the he rolls under the truck with his lighter, sacrificing himself--" *_w h y_*

"And I'm a f#*king scarecrow that can talk." I lost it with that.

"picks his pocket but unlike the goverment, she does it without him knowing" i can relate to this

To be fair: Scarecrow seems to be better than most of the movies you've reviewed so far.

I love how the monsters from previous movie reviews are established characters and that they used in other reviews.

Harold The Scarecrow from _Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark_ wasn't even a scarecrow at all. It's basically a corpse hanging on the crops that is 10x more terrifying.

I think this scarecrow looks vaguely like what would happen if there was a crow-specific variant of SCP 610 that for some arbitrary reason favors roughly humanoid features (seriously it looks like it's made of or covered with feathers for some unholy reason)

Why does the scarecrow look the dead guy in my alley way

Even if it didn't puncture everything you said it should have, wouldn't it have severed his spine too?

The scarecrow looks like a hell knights intestines that gained sentience

the goosebump episode with scarecrows are more scary than this movie

Halloween : Mixing Halloween with its old origins about the return of spirits Scarecrow : ugh Scarecrow festival I guess

12:18 That's a pretty similar voice acting as fiddlesticks, that was fun

Always good to see from you, Shaym! How's your house been, lately? Haunted, I presume?

"Marshy realises she has a gash on her leg" Also between her legs. But thats a different movie

the scarecrow looks like the molded from resident evil 7

"Much like life itself, this scene is pointless"

When you're so drunk your censor beeps occur a second after they are supposed to.

That's a Scarecrow? Maybe if he huffed all his fear gas and fell into a Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark book

The background music of this video is more entertaining than the whole movie

I think you're being a bit harsh on Batman Begins.

If you take a shot every time Possum says "Scarecrow(s)", you'd eventually become 30% as drunk as him when he takes it easy on the booze.

Corn is the best part of this film 🌽🌽🌽

How to make a scarecrow movie. Step 1: Don’t make a scarecrow movie. Unless your working for DC. Then make a good Batman movie. Step 2: research source material. As in cartoons and comic books. Step 3: write a good script with a slow burn horror. If you can make it his origin story. Step 4: pick good actors. Step 5: don’t give him super powers! He’s a chemist. His fear toxin are chemicals. Not some mysterious supernatural ability. Step 6: don’t make it cheesy. Step 7: don’t try to force the horror make it feel natural. Show a slow dissent into madness and paranoia that eventually creates scarecrow. Like a losing his job at a chemical company and it slowly derails from there. Step 8: don’t try to have a big budget. Use ordinary items to make it feel more real. Step 9: make sure scarecrows eventual final outfit matches his comic book appearance somewhat. Don’t try to make it look all black and scary. A scarecrow hat, a gas mask combined with a tan scarecrow mask, and an orange shirt would do nicely Edit: Step 10: For the outfit to make sense make the movie take place around Halloween. That’s all I got. Good luck!

Now I want to see a horror movie with a scene where someone gets killed with a milking machine.

Nobody: Modern warfare lobbys: 13:48

It's always weird how crows fall for scarecrows, but they're smart enough to make tools and track where a hidden object is under a leaf. New Caledonian crows also are known for finding tools used by other crows and figuring out how to use them, as well as adjusting them to better fit the job they were for.

"The weird shit looking Scarecrow monster" Crashes a Festival near his perfectly kept cornfield. "Everyone at the Flamethrower Festival" (:< Burning time!

Oh my gosh, I REMEMBER catching this by chance one late night. I was flipping through channels when I saw the movie title 'Scarecrow' just starting. I have had experiences with their 'originals' and all of them have been awful. However, I like Scarecrows as a horror trope so I was curious to see where it went. Deep down because it was so bad I really wanted SOMEONE to review it. So glad you are. More people should review that channel's movies. XD Honestly the best part is the design of the Scarecrow. Doesn't really look like one, but it's suitably creepy and one of the better cgi things from these tv movies.

I guess they thought that making the creature look more like a scarecrow would make it look dumber or less scary. I can kind of agree with that excuse, but if they wanted to make a scarecrow monster they should've at least made him out of straw. Why is it made of branches?

Ugh the town I recently moved to has an annual "build-a-scarecrow" event as part of our downtown "festival"...so, it's not unlike this movie's scarecrow festival. And people have them posed on their porches and in seemingly-purposely creepy places year-round. When we moved here I was so confused at why people have "fake burglars" (my words for the phenomenon initially) because they literally look like silhouettes posed as if trying to enter people's windows and shit. It's so weird.

How could they do this a movie about a killer scare crow would have been a great idea but then they just ruin it

Scarecrow gotta eat, scarecrow gotta have his supper.

Dr Shaym: oh i'll use this hand scythe Devin: G U N N E

I actually saw another horror movie that was called "Scarecrow" before. It was also pretty bad, but the said Scarecrow in this other Scarecrow movie actually looked more like, well, a Scarecrow. It also spawned 3 sequels and had him doing some actually Farm-related kills, though some of those said kills were kind of ridiculous like choking a person to death with a cob of corn, and others were either off-screen or had bad green-screening effects. In the other Scarecrow movie, basically it starts with some teenager who gets bullied a lot in school and has a very unpleasant life, until one day some hoodlums chase him into a corn field and murder him, while he happens to be right beside a scarecrow, then make it look like a suicide. After that, his ghost possesses the scarecrow and then he goes on a killing spree each night, making Freddy Krueger-ish one-liners and doing several farm-related kills. I'd tell you more but maybe you should see it and its sequels yourself. You are a connoisseur of garbage anyways.

The scarecrow actually has a pretty good design and had the potential to be genuinely scary, it would've been better if it looked like that way because it was already burnt before and it didn't work and it wasn't out in the daylight as often, or when it was it was practical effects.

"...because birds are stupid." You have disappointed this bird nerd greatly. Disliked, unsubbed, reported.

wait, does anyone else notice the swear censors are off timing 5:04 5:14

you should do a review on "Sinister" or as I like to call it "30 minutes of nothing but darkness"

Horror movie character: tries to call on phone phone: Tonight john, I'm going to be useless.

Not gonna lie, this movie had potential and it seems they were multiple plot points cut from the movie, and the creature design was awesome. CGI was actually great for a low budget movie.

Wow, the scarecrow design is kinda cool, actually. Shame that the movie itself is garbage.

_No crows were harmed in the making of this film_

I love how he makes the pauses where the ads are supouse to be. Intellect 100

"unlike the government she does it without him knowing" lmfao

Scarecrow from the Arkham games was scarier, hell even The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight was way scarier than this.

The scarecrow calling you garbage is scarier than anything in the movie.

I like the thumbnail cuz I like imagining the scarecrow is just saying "Poggers"

You should do a video about the horrid "avatar: the last Airbender" movie

Possum needs more popularity. His videos are really entertaining and he deserves it.

That skit at the begging was actually hilarious

so Karen's hair that plugs up her drain kills, not very shocking

Why does the first picture of the scarecrow he shows have lips around 30 secs in

Idk how, but your humor has ascended with this channel and I laugh more than I feel like I should be

23:03 even cartoons in universe played with the idea about a farm themed killer

Atleast this Scarecrow movie didn't have Batman

Legend says if your early he will reply

I do enjoy that the possum universe is getting larger by each review.

13:26 Always so smooth with that

The "scarecrow" looks a little bit better then the goosebumps one I mean that episode of the show was just ridiculous.

once again the crappy ms paint drawings are more entertaining than the movie

What are the rules for this monster? How does it teleport? How can it seemingly phase through the ground but can't get out of the ship? How come burning and explosions don't hurt it, until they do? And if it's so powerful, why did that tiny little hand scythe hurt it so bad that it physically recoiled in pain? When we see it shrug off bullets earlier?

I swear this man does the most creative patron shoutouts